nice meeting you. lauren: you too. thank you.tonnie: there's a lot going on with tonnie's minis right now as we speak. i'm doing a project in newark that's close to being finalized. the people who are giving me the space, they're building out the store. lemonis: at their expense? tonnie: at their expense. so what i have to supply is equipment, the first month's deposit, working capital. lemonis: and they're giving you the money to do that? tonnie: they'loaning me the money to do that. lemonis: do you feel like you're ready for more expansion? tonnie: i am now. lemonis: the only time a business should be expanding is when it's totally proven out its model. you have the product right, you have the right people, you have the right process, and it makes money. so good-idea people are good, but good-idea people that don't know how to execute can be very lethal to a business. hi. erenisse: hi. how are you? -lemonis: how are you? -erenisse: : i'm erenisse. -lemonis: are you tonnie's wife? -erenisse: yes, i am. -lemonis: hey, nice to mee

and so, you have risk. you could get fired. i'd like to do before i give you this check is i'd like to get tina's input. -so, do you want to grab her? -keith: i sure will. lemonis: while i could've asked for a much bigger percentage, i felt like the only way this deal was gonna work is if i put in a reasonable amount of money to solve problems but i left them with enough equity to feel like they were still driving the bus and would keep them interested. my offer is $270,000 for 1/3 of the business. but i'm gonna be totally in charge. it's not for a day, it's not for a week. it's forever. tina: we need the help. we need the help. lemonis: we have a deal? dean: we have a deal. -lemonis: we have a deal? -keith: we have a deal. -lemonis: we have a deal? -tina: we have a deal. lemonis: i'm gonna give the money to you. keith: absolutely. absolutely. lemonis: so... tina: this is good. lemonis: ...i have one last twist. tina: [ laughs ] lemonis: in order for you to be able to deposit that check, you have to prove to me that you can do

so nice to meet you. >> i will slide you over. >> put you right there. >> how is that. >> i know you are on dish nation, are you ready for good day. >> i was watching you guys, you guys have a lot of fun, you walk around the studio. >> yes. >> we like to have a lot of fun here. >> you smell good. >> what is that. >> you know how you have real versions of cologne and down the street you can booth bootlegged version. that is what it is. pay less than anybody buying the real stuff. >> let's kill his mike. dress up that your shirt and we will do this while you get ready. >> cool. >> okay. >> move the cameras move the camera. >> ♪ >> ♪ >> ♪ >> ♪ >> ♪ >> now, that is a weekly rap i thought was one of your best rapping about empire because we love empire. do you write. >> i write them. sometimes i base it on what we are doing off the show and free style off the top of my head. when i took the notes from the entire season and jotted it down. >> you are a big fan of empire. >> it is a great show. it begins like a fictional portrayal, of the music entertainment business. i like it. >> i like i

gentlemen. >> jerry: thank you. thank you very much. >> seth: are you excited? are you excited? everyone, fresh off winning every single tony award last sunday, our theater troop and residents, "the 'late night' players" are happy to debut their newest piece, "live 'new yorker' cartoons" episode three, revenge of the pith." let's see our first cartoon originally drawn by bruce eric kaplan. >> jerry: i know bruce. >> he wrote that episode. >> jerry: that's right. >> a lot of them i only pretend to watch over. [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: david, tell us about the cartoon. >> man, that was a lot of work. >> yeah. >> seth -- what is the one thing that we predominantly know about god? >> seth: he has a beard. >> no, no. he is supposed to watch over all of us at all times. this piece definitely turns that long-held belief on its head by presenting us with a slacker god. a checked out ruler of the universe, if you will. it's very funny. jerry? >> yeah, yeah. >> seth: what were your thoughts jerry? >> oh, it's so much funnier now. [ laughter ] >> explaining makes it all right. >>

then where ever you are as long as you are in line, you are okay, we will hear you you will be at theition. now, you have to perform a song of your choosing to up 30 seconds. it will be okaypella, no music, just want to hear your voice, just you, you will be timed. you have to stay at the 30 seconds. make sure to come camera ready, dipping in and out of audition action, so we want to see and make sure you're ready to go, but it will be great. plus kenny gamble will be one of the judges, legendary, plus patty jackson, it will be great time, we hope to see you tomorrow right at 6:00 a.m. come right up. now, national chicken wing day. who has the best chicken wings in our area? anthony says, hill town tavern has some of the best wings in philly okay? so we will keep asking, keep going through and we're going to show you a new hot spot, that is serving up 57 different flavors we'll check out chris murphy trying every single one. >> ♪ ♪ trading-in or selling your car truck or suv? webuyanycar.com takes the hassle out of selling in just 3 easy steps. one, get your free online valuation. two

brian: why do you think you believe what you do?other words, what is it that -- molly: why do i think i believe what i do? brian: what part of the world don't you like? molly: these are very broad questions. brian: you've got molly crabapple's 15 rules for creative success in the internet age. my net on your website. molly: you can find that on boing boing. brian: what is boing boing? molly: boing boing is a very successful blog that highlights things usually about technology. brian: you've got some stuff on here. that is why i'm asking you. for instance you say, companies , are not loyal to you. molly: obviously not. brian: why is it obvious? molly: a company is motivated by making money. especially a publicly owned corporation. that is their responsibility to their shareholders. a company is not motivated by personal loyalty. perhaps a small business is. you know, i -- i have a few employees and i am motivated by personal loyalty to them. but nothing like disney or nbc can be motivated by personal loyalty. it is written into a cor

thank you for the compliment. >> don't you think are you a veronica? >> i never gave it much thought, but i'll take it. >> i thought we all knew where we from in the archieverse. were you a reader of the comic? >> i was, but i haven't -- i didn't even know they were in circulation before i read this story still. it has been years. when we were younger there were no ipads and were no cell phones. we had them in the car. my mom would give them to my brother and i. >> the funny thing is we laugh at archie because he is antiquated, but they kept publishing for years and teens do still read them or pre teens and they deal with issues of dating and love and all of that thing. mike i always said you are a jug head, but i don't know if you see yourself that way. it is a different world we live in. i think these cartoons should be able to change. >> i disagree with you here, tom. >> really? >> i think he should live his life dsh dash he is 75 years old, am i right? he should be an angry old man and then die and then come back as like a white walker. the story b

thank you. good to see you, buddy. how are you? so, what did you guys think about after i left last night? miranda: you've got 10 years' worth of work on the table, and you said, "it looks like crap." you know, it bothers me, but -- lemonis: did i say that it looked like crap? miranda: you said it looks like '80s, about glam, -and you said, "this is --" -lemonis: does glam sell? miranda: no, it doesn't. lemonis: you guys, with all candidness, have built a nice business. most people would say, "we're doing great." -layne: right. -lemonis: and so i feel strongly that you know that you want to do something, but you're just not sure what it is. layne: you know, i mean, i know it, and all due respect... lemonis: what is it, then? what is it? layne: ...i'm not sure you know the exact direction we should go. lemonis: oh, i know what the direction is, but i didn't come here -- i'm not a consultant. i don't just lay out the plan for you. -layne: i know that. -lemonis: and so if you know what the direction is, what's the direction? miranda:

no, so you gave it to them. and then you were -- you were so shy.: no. were you nervous about they were going to say? >> i was so -- i was so nervous and bashful and shy about it. >> jimmy: thought they might say, "no, you can't do that, honey." >> right. right, that's -- you wanna be an actor. yeah, so i hid under the bed for a long time. until they found me, and we had a little chat. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what did they say? >> they were like, "that's really exciting. good for you." [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. yeah. all right. that's it. >> and then that was the end of that. >> jimmy: case closed, yeah. that's the way we do things in ottawa. that's exciting. those dreams, really dreamy for you. everyone has to have dreams. they must be so excited for you now? >> yeah. yeah. and they were -- >> jimmy: with everything you've done. i mean, you're hittin' 'em out of the park. >> thank you. >> jimmy: congratulations on "southpaw." [ cheers and applause ] and i don't give -- it's fantastic in "southpaw." "southpaw", jake gyllenhaal plays a

look like you? >> man, are you fit. >> he is fit. you sure that looks like you? did you look in the mirror today? >> we both have arms. >> true. >> yesterday, i am very proud of you for what you did yesterday. >> thank you mike. >> we have video? >> yes, some pictures, so marilyn russell 95.7, has this great series called woman of the week, highlights women in the community. they ask me to speak have monthly series, too, where they have lunch invite women to speak. she asked me to speak yesterday, and be the keynote speaker at the women of the week luncheon. so this is at the kim em center the rooftop garden. >> oh, i love that room. >> it is wonderful. >> my girlfriend. >> yes. >> shawnette, and jenny joyce they came out to support me there. is murlin russell. so they asked me to talk about change in your life how to deal with it, thousand deal with transition because marilyn remembered that i'm coming up on my one year anniversary hereof moving to philly. so she asked me to dish details about what it is like working with you and then also talk about what it was

you say a line someone gives you, you wear clothes someone else gives you. >> jimmy: you get to wear're doing a guy with guy richie who everybody has seen a guy richie movie, they're familiar with his sense of style and what he brings to the movie, but what you don't realize is that same sense of fun and style he brings to his movies he also brings to his personal life. when you're sitting on set you're sitting in like a yurt with beautiful chairs. and then you go down to the amal any coast and shooting in naples and rome. and they try to hand you lunch on a styrofoam tray. and he'll go, what the cuss is this? love, you're not eating that. and he'll go over to a local fisherman, what did you catch today? [ speaking in foreign language ] we'll take that and that and that. and he'll have a white table cloth put down and wine. >> jimmy: he sounds like he's much better at planning trips than you are. >> he would have liked the vespa trip on the first day. >> jimmy: tell me about this. i love fly-fishing. what's going on in this photograph here? >> that's hans zimmer's has first of all an

but you gotta work your ass off. you can't-- you gotta do this 24/7." these were the-- the greats telling me this. >> --has anxiety always been kind of the fuel to your comedy? you've been dubbed the "prince of pain, and you-- a-- and in the book you know-- you-- you describe yourself as "the best sparring partner-- i can have." so does beating yourself up defuse the anxiety, or does it actually make it better? >> that's a great question. god, i haven't seen my therapist in quite a while, >> (laugh) >> just reminded me. i am not as unhappy as-- people think i am. but my sweet spot, and there's-- and one of the lines is that "desperation is my sweet spot." that's a craft that i honed. and even though i got so-- i got-- even though i got sober, i got more grateful, i got more spiritual in my old-- in my later years. still, when i hear, "ladies and gentlemen, richard lewis, and my goal is to make people laugh. first of all i'm not entirely-- not depressed a lot of the time, either by the w-- lemme just-- i don't wanna paint this rosy picture. but it's much

i thank you. >> thank you, sir.ike to have a lie detector for all three questions you asked me. >> yes, ma'am. >> i'll even pay for it. i got money. >> you got money? >> yes, i do. >> thank you. >> all right, thank you. >> thank you. >> green will remain in segregation at least until officer mcclaren concludes his investigation. over in the men's segregation unit, 18-year-old tony goodwin is dealing with much bigger issues. he's currently on trial for murder. >> my judge told me if i were to lose trial my minimum sentence would be 23 to life and my maximum would be 33 to life. >> goodwin, who was 16 at the time of his arrest, is accused of fatally shooting a 20-year-old man. >> i'm nervous. i was -- basically i just want to speak from the heart to the victim's family, whatever part i played in this situation, i really apologize for it and i want them to know i'm sincere about it. >> i have to ask you then, what are you sorry for? >> the part that i did play in this case. >> do you want to tell me what that was? >> n

you know the game you never finish? they're making a movie you won't finish either.t's details about the plot are scarce right now but we know it's about a thimble who dominates the real estate market and then goes to jail for no reason. but movie executives really need to stop having development meetings at children's birthday parties. because it's starting to get -- this is insane. i don't know how to feel about this. this is a video from a zoo in monterrey, mexico, where a young woman thought it was a good idea to climb into a crocodile exhibit. [ speaking spanish ] [ screaming ] >> jimmy: i'll be honest, i was rooting for the crocodile. otherwise you have -- at no point did it occur to the guy shooting video to put the camera down and help. let me tell you something. donald trump had built the wall around that crocodile enclosure? never would have happened. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's thursday night which means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week whether they need it or not. it is "this week in unnecessary censorship." [ cheers and applause

you want a negro. he's one for you. one for you. you want to buy one? how's that for racism? huh? were bought and sold and forced into slavery. >> this was the center of commerce for the british. they centered all the markets here as well. >> a lot of time they had green that were for sale too along with the slaves. so you could debt a bag of grain with a little 61y negro. (laughter) ♪ >> how many new yorkers know that our city's slave market was rivaled only by the slave market in charleston, south carolina? >> i don't think any of you knew that. >> how much to you think i would have went for? >> you? how much would you have paid? you? how much would you have paid for me? >> this became a place for buying and selling and renting human beings. >> they pay more for children. wouldn't be me, they would bow a child before me? >> they'd rather have a child. a child can't lift what i can lift. the brother with the yo-yo trick. you go for a lot in this market. (laughter). >> you're hurting my feelings. don't know if you would buy me. >> uh-huh. and then you're saying would you buy a chi

thank you. thank you so much for these. that is very, very sweet of you. did you check these?s work? >> we got a pretty good staff with the warriors. >> jimmy: they got them out here for you? >> made sure they got out here safely. >> jimmy: nice. i mentioned earlier in the show your son sculpted his own version of the larry o'brien trophy for you. did he spray paint it gold? >> you know, it was crazy, i'm just chilling in the bathroom. he comes in. dad, here's your card. i'm like, thanks, son. he's like, i made you this a long time ago. but i waited until today to give it to you. it was a little thing he made in art class. this kid is special for him to think about me like that. it was really cool. >> jimmy: made it back in april? >> made this back in april. >> jimmy: wonder how you would have reacted had you guys lost and he presented it to you. it seems like having that on your mantel would be kind of sad in a way. >> his whole thing, told his mother. my fiancee. she says, what if they don't win? she saw it back in april too. he goes, well, he at least has the trophy if he d

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do you what you want to do, okay?letting me know. >> despite his denials of wrongdoing, what zipkin doesn't realize is police recorded his cash for sex offer with the decoy. >> he's removing the handcuffs, i'm going to explain something to you. >> zipkin is cited for solicitation and informed about johns school. >> i don't know if you're eligible for it or not. until we go back to the office and run computer checks and see if you have a criminal history and stuff, it will determine whether or not you're eligible. if you are eligible for it you will make a determination whether you want to go to court or possibly attend this class. >> zipkin pays the fine. two weeks later when he arrives for class, our cameras catch him there. >> i've done 6,000 hand jobs, my arm's tired. okay. that's where you laugh. that's my little comedy. what's new, flo? well, a name your price tool went missing last week. name your what, now? it gives you coverage options based on your budget. i just hope whoever stole it knows that it only works

if you go to a foreign country everybody wants to take advantage you have and they hate you. >> do you not have an ideal vacation, somewhere you would love to go? >> i love my apartment. it's not a staycation. i don't like anybody. i like my apartment. i like to sit there and drink a bottle of wine alone. >> they are stressful. nobody wants to fly. nobody wants to drive. unless you're flying first class to a nudist colony, staycations are the way to go. >> only unattractive people take their clothes off because their not spending anything. spend something when you're good looking. good looking people know when they take their clothes off, that's a consumer product. you're giving something. t not like you're transferring wealth at all. >> why do you keep going to the nudist colony in. >> it's a project of mine. i want to bring in the liberal wall. >> i have three words for you. government subsidized vacation. six months out of year i should be paid by the government from the taxes of rich people to sit on beach and drink smoothies. >> where do you start with the rich people at what poin

you can fix that you and you can fix that you and you can wear it and you can touch that food and you it it's up to you it's up to you to spread it and make it go around yes, it's up to you to do what needs to be it's up to you. >> is a marked the first time all five democratic candidates will share the stage. we will be live for the family leadership summit where nine leading republican candidates are scheduled to speak. she's been road to the white house 2016, we take you there. each week, real america been to archival films that help tell the story of the 20th century. >> a circus parade. this was the commercial and let everyone town and no that the big top was being raised. the everyday humdrum world would soon be filled with other things. that oh so daring young man on the flying trapeze. all because i had the good notion to start my showbiz career in the circus. unfortunately, there hasn't been one of the circus parades for more years than some of us care to remember. it was natural for the joseph schlitz brewing company to decide to re-create this wonderful bit of americana for

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>> jimmy: do you think it, you see it coming? >> outbreak monkeys, you know?were you doing at the high school? >> i was there for make-a-wish foundation. this girl grace aroni -- >> jimmy: i know about this, yes. >> cancer survivor. she asked her wish was for me to come to her high school and pull a prank. so i was a -- >> jimmy: i love a kid whose wish is to screw with others. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she could literally ask for anything. >> that's what i said. she goes, i want you to be a firefighter, i want you to come to each classroom and mess with people and make people do weird drills and give them fake information and all this stuff, be a weird guy. so i did it. >> jimmy: that's your specialty. >> there's grace and me, there you are. i was a guy named mike proxin. >> jimmy: good name. >> yeah. and i was a grizzled firefighter, mike proxin. and grace, yeah, she said let's go do this. >> jimmy: they put this video up on youtube. i think we have a little piece -- take a look. >> a good friend to the fire department, hi father used to work on the assembly li

back-ah. >> thank you so much. [ laughter ] thank you, thank you.he emmy nomination today. >> oh, thank you so much. thank you, thank you. you, too. you got an emmy nomination. >> jimmy: our show got three emmy nominations. [ cheers and applause ] [ italian accent ] it's a great day for italy! >> everybody! >> jimmy: it's a great day for italy! [ italian accent ] >> we're going to do the whole thing like this. >> jimmy: the whole show interview like this. >> big bummer. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, no. [ laughter ] bill, welcome to the show. >> thanks, buddy. >> jimmy: and you look sharp. congratulations on everything. this is very, very good. it's a very happy day because you have the emmy nomination but you also have this giant movie coming out. >> yeah, it's cool. >> jimmy: it's just so good. it's a great movie. congratulations. >> thanks, buddy. thank you. >> jimmy: i didn't get a chance to tell you real quick. i just have to say you're fantastic in "skeleton twins." >> oh, thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] you're so sweet, man. thank you. >>

>>en the fourth of july where be could you we will give you a pass. >> if you you barbecue plans fory 4th. >> we don't need to see any more of that. >> we are grilling. we are getting into it. >> first off on the menu, what are we cooking up first here. >> theted's start with burger. good gouda slider. chipotle sauce goes well with gouda cheese, barbecue sauce, those three ingredients. >> chipotle what was the second one chipotle soup, barbecue and onion soup mix. i like to put a dimple in the middle of my burger. >> john travolta. >> you put all that stuff in and mix it up? >> exactly don't mix up too much because it will be tough. >> shrimp lime and tequila. you want high quality olive oil. tequila. can you skip everything else and just do tequila? >> the bottle looks a little empty. garlic and little is he alan throw use that through marinade over your shrimp. >> how hot do you want to put the shrimp? >> you can put medium if you wanted to cook them really really show and not rush them. keep brushing that marinade over there. is there a at this point grill really hot and really co

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you said you wished you would have been here monday. my kids want to know where to buy those. >> we're trying to widle down the field. >> were you not aware this is a knocker ball debate? >> this is an unusual year. wouldn't surprise me. >> the president of the united states was on last night for a full hour over on "the daily show." the deal near and dear to your heart, the lousy deal with iran. the president says we got a good deal. listen to this. >> when you hear critics talk about this is a bad deal could have gotten a better deal. you ask them what represents a better deal? what is it you think could happen? typically they're vague and fall back on well if you beat your chest a little more in 2011. >> if you had just done it in 2011 -- >> or if you brought dig cheney to negotiations the -- >> let's not get crazy. >> that's flat out untrue. number two, it shows little class. what does dick cheney have to do with anything? this is a serious issue. iran will become a nuclear weapons power legally in 10 to 15 years who obtains nuclear

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you can lie, you can cheat, you can steal, no matter what. so it's not the belief system that should be upsetting to people, it's the abuses --. >> it's the execution of the, you know, we are going to deal with people in this particular way. there are physical abuses alleged. >> yeah, it's the abuses inside the church, human rights abuses towards children. >> physical abuses, human rights abuses, towards children. and then, of course, there's the question of whether people are paying money that is ultimately going to enrich individuals in the church as opposed to money being given to the church that then is being used to do good works, right? that's at the center of the irs question. >> right. and, of course, that and -- i mean, there are a lot of churches that do that. look at jimmy swaggart. >> right, right. >> but i think that, you know, more significant is why should our tax dollars go to support private eyes running around the country harassing people? you know, in the film marty rathbun, who was formerly number two --. >> number two at

how you find what you want.rch engine we started from scratch coming out is called jack mobile. if you ask 100 people whether google is perfect for search, 99 will tell you it is finished. but you ask, every question you asked google, it knew the answer? then they say, that is not really true. there are a lot of questions, in this age of context, that google is not good at answering. google is all about web and documents. the old world. david: for me, the future of digital media is social networking. i stay close to home on those topics. john: we will probably not do meal replacement drinks. emily: there are five different kinds of munchery. david: that one we think is real. we have a company called sprig that is growing like crazy. emily: there are 5, 10 companies that do what they do. munchery, doordash. john: but how many restaurants are there? people eat multiple times a day. practically every day. this one feels to me like, when you're investing in things, what you're trying to do is frequency and habits, t

you go by rating how upset you are.is is important -- listen to your partner. don't spend the time they're talking planning your attack and respond. >> guilty. >> here is the controversial one. step three, video tape the fight. >> oh no! >> say here is where you were wrong. >> and then have another fight. >> in the words of sharknado "oh hell no!" . that's a terrible idea. >> can you imagine being the person suggesting video taping it? i can see someone secretly video taping. >> i guess the idea is to say this is what you said. this is how i heard it. >> not going to work. >>> on to a comedy bit that has gone viral. this is from key and fieldpeele. they covered teachers. take a look. >> i'm pleased to announce i'm taking my talents to new york city. thank you very much. >> apparent lily she was made an offer she couldn't refuse. now look at this. she looks left dead right. looks past the students with their arms up in the air. spots mac near the back. even though his hand isn't up he's engaged. >> see what she did there

have, you can simply plug in anything you got. >> you are going to the beach, and you take this withour phone, any device, plug it in, you get some juice out of it. >> this right here you are saying is a great camera. >> this is sony's answer to the go-pro. this is the sony action cam. it's splash proof as it is now. add the housing for $50, you can go under water swimming. this is $270 and add that, that's $50. and you are really going to be in good shape with either of those. you'll see these out this summer because this new technology -- isn't it fantastic? >> i have to tell you, we love you, it's your bigot day today -- birthday today kurt. we have a cake. happy birthday to you, kurt. >> thank you. >> i'll have a piece on the break here. still ahead, a police officer goes beyond the badge to have breakfast with a homeless person. she thought no one was looking at the time. it goes viral. and check it out, a semitruck goes airborne. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ let's see if he's ready. he can swim with the sharks! book your next stay at lq.com! why are you deleting these photos? because my teeth are

i always told you you were. >> and i didn't believe you. >> jimmy: yeah, you didn't believe, but congratulations >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: this must be so exciting. you're in the marvel universe. you're going to comic-con. are you going all that stuff you have to do when you're a a superhero? >> it's crazy. yeah. >> jimmy: how old is your son now? >> he's 10. >> jimmy: wait, does he know -- does he get superheroes? he must love superheroes. >> oh, yeah, he saw it. he actually saw the movie, the first movie i've ever done that he's ever seen. [ laughter ] most of them are not really appropriate, i guess. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, not a lot of 9-year-olds, yeah, watching your movies. >> there was one other -- the only time he ever saw me in anything was in a "reno 911" thing where i got -- i was flipping around and i got -- murdered. i got shot, and it was brutal. like a lot of blood everywhere, and it really traumatized him. so hopefully, this was a nice palate cleanser. >> jimmy: has he been so excited all summer? >> yes. he was. he came down to visit and my daughter, too. she's 5. she's a lit

thank you. thank you. our crack research team tim, everyone. (laughter) that means close to one in nine married people in america are actively trying to have an affair on just this one site. statistically speaking, that's like two duggars. (laughter) [ audience oohs ] oh. so just what is all stake in -- at stake in this hack? >> hackers threaten to reveal customers' sexual fantasies and financial information if the website is not shut down. >> larry: oh, wow. they might release secret sexual fantasies of married people? (laughter) that sounds scandalous! (laughter) what could those fantasies be? "hopefully tonight." (laughter) "not missionary." (laughter) "nobody cries." (laughter) or the most racy married fantasy ever -- "unscheduled." (laughter) (cheers) woo! yeah! (cheers) got an older crowd here. (laughter) an experienced crowd. all right. here to talk to us more about this hack is anonymous ashley madison user mr. "x." so, mr. "x," how do you feel about this? (laughter) >> it's a disaster, larry. all my information has been exposed. -of- i

anthony, i'll start with you, you say this is long overdue. why do you say that?me you have a military policy that encourages people to lie about who they are, that's a distraction. we want to allow people to be exactly who they are and live up to the honesty and integrity that the military aspires for. any time you force that that's never helpful for defending our countries. >> you are against this why? >> what's best for your country is a stable military under an already unstable and untrustworthy commander in chief. women in the military can't even get fake breasts, you want to pay for men to get it. that's ridiculous. >> anthony, it's a $30,000 procedure. it's one thing to be loving and accepting and supportive but is it the military's responsibility to cover the costs of these surgeries? >> you know the military is committed to being -- administer making sure that its service members are healthy and capable of doing what they need to do on the battlefield. if a doctor decides it's best for them to have that surgery, that's a decision for them to make. it's go

perry: thank you. thank you. thank you, bob. thank you, sir. yes, sir. >> the five democratic presidential candidates spoke at the iowa democratic party hall of fame dinner. we will show you comments from all of them tomorrow at 3:00 p.m. eastern on c-span. >> this sunday on q&a, molly crabapple. >> it may be drawing patterns or having a tattoo. around the country, you can land in solitary for your art you're reading, your belief, your gender status, your sexual orientation, or your friends. i draw not just to show the finish drawn, what to build a rapport with people. very often when you have a camera, right, it is a great distance between you and the person. you are taking these images. they cannot see what you're taking even -- what you're taking. it's vampiric in a way, even though you can make some beautiful things later. it is more of an interchange. most people have not been drawn before. most people are pretty delighted to be drawn. most times i drop people because i like to and i like talking to them when i do it. >> sunday night at 8:

take as long as you like. you may do it in 30 days. you may take longer. you may do it sooner.s -- keith urban giving you a private lesson in 30 days, 30 songs, so you can rock out and be the player you want to be at your next big party? but it's really amazing, the way that you put together this 50-piece package that makes it easy and, of course, affordable. >> this is really simple. he shows you the chord, shows you how to play it. i can see where to put my fingers. lesson by lesson, you just keep adding on to it. >> we're just gonna learn the basics here today and get you started on playing new songs that you know so well. >> ♪ because summers come and summers go ♪ ♪ i'll keep walking down this road ♪ >> ♪ i see a bad moon rising >> ♪ she never even knew she had a choice ♪ >> ♪ just take those old records off the shelf ♪ ♪ i'll sit and listen to 'em by myself ♪ >> have you ever dreamed of playing the guitar, picking up a guitar and playing song after song? it's priceless. that's what keith urban is giving you today. whether you want to rock out at midnight or play at 4:00 in

you know that's true harry. >> you know that counselor you.ith the police officer's wishes. >> he did not -- >> you must still comply. >> you are saying you don't have to comply. >> he did not fear for his safety. he had no lawful reason for asking her to get out of the car. he physically got her out of the car. that was unlawful. he said he was giving her a lawful order. he wasn't. when he arrested her, said she was under arrest. didn't give reason for her arrest. all of that. >> you agreed last night. >> all of that is against protocol. >> did you not? >> that is why the dps said that he did not follow the protocol because everything about that arrest was unlawful and you know it. >> protocol. >> and you know it. >> totally different. >> we got to continue this in the next hour. we will have more in the next hour. sunny, doctor harry houk. thank you. >> coming up another live hour more of my interview with donald trump and what he told me about his upcoming trip to the u.s./mix mix boredu.s./ u.s./mexico border and john mccain's mccain. want

you everyone judges you.m allowed to judge because drinking blood is objectively weird. >> i think that is bigotry what she just did, right? >> if you drink blood, honestly pi peta has a problem with you. if you side with them the world is har moan nows. >> they are drinking human blood. >> that makes them a culprit. i will be volunteer to be a part of the vampire hunters. i was a big fan of buffy. >> who wasn't. i think you are right it's the end of identity. now anybodying join even you. >> isn't there something nice about not telling everyone what you are and not being accepted. i like to refrain from telling people about my theater background because it's a secret club we are a part of. >> it is annoying when you talk about it. >> exactly. i don't want to be joked of on national tv. >> it is sunday night. the draum gnaw club is the annoying group identity you can be a part of. >> we know that. >> you all become actors and waiters. >> yes. >> liberal panel have you ever thought about organizing other piece

aaron: how you doing? emily: how you doing? aaron: good, thank you.mily: blue sneakers today, i appreciate that. what are the socks? aaron: these are cloud socks. emily: ok. aaron: official cloud socks. for the enterprise offer industry. emily: i like it. you grew up in seattle. aaron: yes. emily: what kind of kid were you? aaron: probably not atypical of, certainly, people in the tech industry. so, i spent far too long, far too much time, on the internet. not, sort of, large volume of friends. most of those that were my friends i founded the company, i founded box with. we were growing up in the shadow of microsoft. emily: did you idolize jeff bezos and bill gates? aaron: yeah, everybody knew the bill gates story kind of by heart. what's cool about microsoft is that you can actually go and they let you be a product tester. so a lot of people in high school would actually go to microsoft and test out new products and then they would give you like a free mouse at the end of it. emily: ok, you met your co-founders in middle school. tell me about that. a

you like being kingmakers don't you?cause it's good for the economy. >> oh, look there's ted cruz. >> hillary rick santorum is here. >> it's interesting to see for political scientists how people change their message. >> you love it don't you? >> yeah. >> (laughter) >> i do love it. i headed out to meet the nonjewish chosen ones to see their in depth selection process up close. >> oh queens of the caucus keepers of the coin who will win the democratic nomination for president in the next election. >> hill rae. >> hillary. >> i haven't seen the face although-- i don't know how long it's been since hillary has walked down with real peopling on ground where the rest of us are. >> your convictions are as deep as everything else on this table is fried. good day. >> iowa is the perfect training ground to prepare our presidents for the world stage. >> how does a candidate react to the largest hog in the world which is always at the state fair. >> sure. and how they react to the hog is possibly a reflection on how they're going

>> uh-huh. >> sometimes you just say, you guys sure you are right.s stuff anyway. i think that there are many banks levered to the market. i think the communist party let the market come down a little. i think it wants to take the they're out of the market. take a look at the charts you guys are showing. you have to go back to where this started. a lot of people came at the absolute top in june. >> all these people. it's just 2,000 over there at nasdaq. but there is no s&p. which is why we are kind of let it come down. let the minerals come down. let oil go to port. let it happen. they're looking at you. >> okay. we will do that and look at new just a bit in a couple minutes. much more straight ahead. you're driving along, having a perfectly nice day, when out of nowhere a pick-up truck slams into your brand new car. one second it wasn't there and the next second... boom! you've had your first accident. now you have to make your first claim. so you talk to your insurance company and... boom! you're blindsided for a second time. they won't give you en

loving you, petting you, fooling you and lying to you. stairing at you, smirking at you, sorry for you, forgetting you and remembering you. begging you, talking with you, talking at you and talking about you, yelling at you, ignoring you and singing at you. and then it is over. what a life. what is missing here? there has to be something more and there is. we have the sum total of our [inaudible] and more. the miracle of life and spiritual connection to the grander scheme oof things. thank you for listening >> thank you next speaker please >> good afternoon. [inaudible] i haven't been here in a long time. i first want to say for too the record after reading a lot of what is on line, the sheriff department nor the body should be blamed or be the cause of what happened to the death of the woman at peer 14 the other day. it is ridiculous to point fingers in that direction. there are a lot more questions to be asked and answered before you go there. first i want to say a lot of colleagues in the [inaudible] are in sacramento today lobbying ag

how are you? >> great, how are you?at is the answer? >> this amazed me. it was hawaiian punch. >> that was an ice cream topper? >> it debuted as a syrup to put over ice cream. it was only consumers who realize if you mix it with water it becomes a great fruit daing. so it hit shelves as a fruit drink in the 1950s. >> jenna who do we have? >> i have christine from washington. ready? okay, what ingredient can be found in ice cream but not frozen yogurt. is it a, milk, b, cream, or c, sugar? >> can i ask my lifeline? >> sure, but not too long. >> i say sugar. >> no! [ buzzer sounding ] ice cream! >> the answer is cream. >> that's right. cream is the base of ice cream. now classic french-based ice cream is made out of an egg custard that's cream, egg yolks sugar and flavoring and then it's strained and churned and frozen and that's how you make ice cream. >> delicious. jenna, take it away. >> who do we have here? >> i'm shmirthy from chicago. >> how long does an opened ice cream carton last in the freezer. >> can i ask a li

do you want me to give you guys a -- >> do you mind?s mic for what i'm about to say. >> what are you doing, man? [ light laughter ] it's going really great, am i right? >> no. this is our big shot. this is the "tonight show", david, and you're blowing it for us. >> you think i should have chosen a different song? >> no. [ laughter ] no. you should have chosen no song. this is a serious opportunity. this interview could make or break our careers. >> fine. >> get it together, man. >> all right. okay. but, you know. since the mics are off, can i just ask you something? >> sure. >> was jimmy acting a little weird? like "duh, i'm jimmy fallon. [ laughter ] >> i know, i know. when you came out, he was like "hey guys, welcome to the show." >> what an idiot. >> he's like, "come on on the show. i'm jimmy fallon." >> he's such a moron. >> jimmy: guys, guys, guys, i can hear you. i can hear you. your mics are on, and even if they were off, you're sitting three feet from me. [ laughter ] and you're not even whispering at all. >> you're right. >> ji

if you are captured you are a hero. does the apology matter? >> i don't think the apology will matter. the original statement he made is if so many people are going to find it. this is the beginning of the end for trump. he had a lot of attention because of his announcement. he had a boom. he made some headway because of immigration comments. now, what you are seeing is the level of scrutiny that donald trump is going to get is starting to reveal questions about, i think, amongst voters about his character and temperment. when those questions come forward for a lot of voters you are going to see it comes after her. >> a couple things. you think it is beginning of the end. by trump's account, a standing occasion even after he said the jm thing. there's no poll to suggest this is the beginning of the end. >> not yet. >> all we have heard from pushback are fellow republican candidatings. >> this is what mitt romney tweeted out about this whole ker flufl. he says the difference between john mccain and the real donald trump,

you know you want a raise, don't you, at your job? you do. we all do.will give you about five tips how to go into the boss' office this morning, when you get to work, and ask for that raise. there is a certain way to do it. >> dry out, don't go in smelling like a dog, all damp and everything. we have flashflood warnings out there in many more places than the last time we showed you, as we keep training of all of the flashflood warnings, some expired 8:30, some 9:30, down in new jersey, and now, up toward the pocono mountains and the lehigh valley we have flashflood warning until 11:15, not to mention or we will the flood advisory in new jersey in effect until 11:45 this morning, look at all of the lightning in southern new jersey, now it extends to the jersey shore, around atlantic city, it getting pretty loud. and even in places where we don't have the thunder, lightning, still have plenty of heavy downpours, but the big action is definitely in cumberland county, gloucester, and part of atlantic county now as well as good portion of the atlantic city e