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do you liking to go school at sacred heart. >> um-hmm. >> do you like weather?hat did you think of today's weather when you walk outside. >> nice out. >> do you want to do the forecast for us because i'm sick and tired i have been doing this since 4:00 in the morning would i love for to you take over for me. i will step out. allie, you will step in and tell me what the wet are will be like today, darling. >> 60 degrees, sunny and nice. >> that is true. >> what about tomorrow just like today. >> same thing, yeah. >> what number did we give today. >> a 10. >> ten out of 10. >> what about thursday. >> sunny and, 52 degrees but a little bit of mm rain. >> that is right, p.m. means nighttime. >> yes. >> sunny, cool on friday is what high temperature going to be. >> 53 degrees. now i need to necessity about the weekend because i have to put up my christmas decorations what will it be like, alli. >> mostly sunny but 50 degrees >> what about 52 degrees and mostly sunny. >> is this forecast kind of boring for you allie. >> do you have any brothers. >> yes i have a brothe

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david: when you are meeting with president trump or other presidents, do you see ceos willing to say,r. president, that is not a good idea? ginni: my experience is people are respectfully honest and give their opinions. david: do you feel a certain responsibility? ginni: women do need role models. we are still a small minority that run these companies. david: the state fit category. ginni: i do box with a person. the difference is he does not get to hit me. [laughter] >> would you fix your tie, please? david: people wouldn't recognize me if my tie was fixed. just leave it this way. alright. ♪ david: i don't consider myself a journalist. and nobody else would consider myself a journalist. i began to take on the life of being an interviewer, even though i have a day job of running a private equity firm. how do you define leadership? what is it that makes somebody tick? ♪ david: so, when you wake up in the morning, do you say, look at all that i have achieved and i am incredibly proud of what i have done? or do you say, geez, i have to deal everyday with critics and other things? ginni:

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is -- you don't say, if this, do that. every device you have programmed. if this, do that.ebody has to tell it what to do. your smart phone, you name it. watson takes data of all kinds, understands, reasons, and learns over that data. that will help you make better decisions. this is an interesting stat we are sharing. in the world, we think there is a market of $2 trillion for making better business decisions. some of it is rooted in plain fundamental facts that when you and i make decisions -- you may be better at this. david: unlikely. ginni: one third are right, one third are not optimal, and one third are wrong. it transcends everything. david: let's talk about the life of a ceo a large company. how much time are you on the road traveling now? ginni: probably 50%. david: customers are mostly interested in what? when you meet with them, you try to tell them why ibm is better? ginni: no. of course, always, well, in some way. i think many clients look at us as a bit of the mirror image. i hear this from them. they are like, i remember years ago they were saying to me, thi

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david: know: you don't do that. no, you don't do that? course, always -- well, in some ways. i think many clients look at us as a bit of a mirror image. i mean, i hear this from them. they are like -- i remember years ago, they were saying to me, wow, this is a lot of change. i remember saying, be careful, this is coming to a theater near you. this idea -- i believe our transformation mirrors what every company is going through. you rebuild yourself around data and cloud. you are going to have to change how you do the work, and you're going to have to work on who the people are that do the work. david: how do you measure your success as ceo? is it share price? is it earnings, earnings-per-share, revenue growth? ginni: what i am most focused on, the board's most focused on, is transforming ibm for this next era, this next cognitive era. and so, the sort of milepost we put out there is, as i said -- part of the portfolio is we build new products and services, which is now 42% of ibm, which is $34 billion. it had double-digit growth. that is

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make of it, you listed the late night comedians, what do you think the mainstream media is doing ining to get out there and tell the truth? >> i think they're trying. papers like "the washington post" are trying, sometimes they get it very wrong. i went on election day, "the new york times" had a gathering in their theater, in the offices of like 7 p.m., all the heavy hitters, all the main commentators had no idea what wi was about to happen. they talked about the next day it was going to be madam president. and this was like two hours later trump was president. at 7:00 p.m., "the new york times" had no idea. so that made me think you guys are not nearly as smart as you think you are. >> what do you make of how badly everybody missed the mark? >> everybody was surprised, i think the person most surprised was donald trump. i don't think he wanted the job and he certainly can't do it. he announced on some show a couple of weeks ago that it was harder than his previous job. the idea that it had not occurred to him that biggest the president of the united states was harder than being a

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what are you going to do? tay home. >> go to church. >> i go to church. >> christmas service and then spend time with the family? o you have a big family? >> yeah. >> that's very nice have you been to the white house before? >> no. >> this must be special today for you. how old are you? >> 9. >> you're all . -- 9. this is special christmas celebration. did you write a letter to santa? you did? who do you think is santa? mom and dad? >> yeah. >> i never believeed -- i never believed from the beginning. >> not even when you were little either? >> my parents take credit for the gifts. melania: this is beautiful. so many colors. i love it. inaudible] inaudible] >> it makes them feel good about being there melania: that's very important. to see them. o see the sacrifices, right. do you want to read it to me? >> thank you for serving our country. thank you for fighting for your life, thank you for being a veteran. thank you for serving our country. melania: that's beautiful. >> thank you for helping everyone in the c

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it you know you cannot in most states you can know in thirty two states you should. do don't you go to with your brother and your state if you have a family election my point is it is easier to buy a gun then over the years and that is what kind of democracy it is you've just admitted that you don't need an id you just admitted it in your family to my friends to you tim i know you have a family council you don't have to. i think i think you made the point i don't need i. truly ridiculous and no i think it's a i think it's a very valid point that it's easier to buy a gun without id than it is to vote no id i think that's that's a pretty astonishing fact let's go back to the legal illegal point you made the point about whether criminals get their guns in the you look at some of the iconic mass shootings the horrible mass shootings we've seen some of the deadly mass shootings we've seen in america and in the united states in recent years you think of las vegas most recently you think of you think of all land you think of sandy hook you think you think of san bernadino you

that's all can you do. you can't walk around in a high state of alert, you can't do it in a war zone. >> neil: i've heard raise your alerness, if you see something say something which we have discussed in new york, of course, everything would warranted saying something. when you are looking at fellow parade watchers, let's say, what are you looking for, what do you have to keep a sharp eye out for? >> great question. again, you're right, it becomes trite when you say raise your alertness. well, if you go out to a place like a parade, with your family or your friends, have a -- take a minute and have a plan. what do we do if something kicks off, what do you do if there's a crisis or attack. how do we get out of here. look for an escape route in the sense of if you're in a building look for the exits. if you go moo a cinema or go into, nowadays even a church. but a large mall. know where the exits are. take 10 seconds to figure out what you would do. be aware of the people around you. if it's a hot summer day

then you do it for lunch time. then you do it before you leave. it every day, it becomes so quick and sing-songy that you don't really listen to what you're saying any more. >> seth: yeah. i would have argued that most american kids aren't thinking about america too much during the pledge of allegiance either. >> sure. [ light laughter ] >> seth: i think they're using that as the last time to like, just think about the day before they have to start listening to other stuff. >> that's what we do with the prayers. >> seth: yeah. >> you know what i know instead? i don't know the pledge of allegiance, but the school of rock version. >> seth: oh, right. [ laughter ] >> i pledge allegiance to the band of mr. shneebly. [ laughter ] that's the one i knew. >> seth: well, there you go. that's close enough. >> yeah. >> seth: certainly close enough. [ applause ] this is a fantastic, beautiful film about a mother and a daughter -- >> yeah. >> seth: and laurie metcalf is fantastic. >> she's amazing. >> seth: always fantastic. she's really great in this. did you

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you might wanna do? u know, i think we all have sort of fantasies of what we'd like to do, and then reality steps in and says: "actually, what are you any good at?" and i think you've gotta be-- it's fun to dream, but you've gotta be true to what your real skills are. and, you know, i'd certainly like to teach, and i'd like to spend more time... i was more involved philanthropically than i've been the last several years. because i just haven't had the time. more time doing that. but probably teaching, investing. okay. you know, learn at the feet of the great, like david here. but, you know, it's a big world. lots to-- i wanna spend more time in australia. so you were very low-key as-- by wall street standards, i think, so you told me a story recently that you came back the other day, and you went out to pick up some pizza. now, when you're the ceo of morgan stanley, can't you get somebody to deliver the pizza to you, or...? how come you have to go pick it up yourself? no. you know, you-- i don't regard th

what are you doing? watching this breath savers protect mint neutralize the plaque acids in my mouth. i can't see anything! that's because it's working so hard. hey, what are you guys doing? karen. we're neutralizing. maybe i want to neutralize. you ever think of that? >>> little debbie says they will to have get rid of one of their snacks, permanently and i was begging, that you all voted, for anything but the christmas tree but you turned your back on me this morning. >> 39 percent out of 300 votes , 39 percent say we want christmas tree. >> yes. >> but you know what, i think there is, people aren't eating it right. >> stop that. >> stop that. >> you are affecting the vote. >> that is what it will look like. >> interesting point because mary steward says it is a tradition my husband eats them after freezing them. people horde them every year. on instagram someone said you have to eat them cold, guys that is what makes them good. maybe that is what we are missing out. we only had them at room temperature

what are you doing? why are you talking around it? >> i'm talking right at it. >> how much intel do you have on the situation? were you there? >> i was not there. >> i can't hear you. unless you were there, you can talk to me. >> you can hear. look, you don't have to be there -- >> i was in china. >> in all honesty, you were there, but you don't know -- >> i was there. >> i know you were. >> i do know what i did. >> do you think the president helped? >> do you think the president helped? >> yes. >> i don't know. >> do you think he would be lying about helping? >> i didn't see him talk -- i don't care, and i don't know. i wasn't there, i'm not going to say nothing i don't know, and i don't see, and i don't hear. >> the president of the united states says he helped and you say if you didn't see it, you didn't hear it, you don't believe it. >> if he said he helped, that's good for his mind. >> what do you mean good for his mind? >> why you got to say it? if you helped, you shouldn't have to say anything. if i help somebody, i don't walk a

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bush: they are doing well, thank you very much. eally fortunate to be the only president with both parents alive after the presidency. everyday is a blessing to have your mom and dad alive. and they are doing well. 93 and 92 years old. and thank you for asking. i will tell them you asked. david: how is hillary doing? mr. clinton: good. if you knew our grandkids, you would know she is good. she did really well. she has been working on her book. we spend every available hour with our grandchildren. my grandson just turned a year old on father's day. which means every seven years, his father will celebrate father's day on his son's birthday, which is kind of nice. and my almost 3-year-old granddaughter sang happy birthday to him at his party. mr. bush: can your granddaughter sing "happy birthday" in mandarin? [laughter] mr. bush: mine can. mr. clinton: no, but she can sing in spanish. [laughter] [applause] david: you both have grandchildren. what do your grandchildren call you? mr. bush: i am called jefe. [laughter] david: what do your