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leslie jones! [cheers and applause] usable ♪ ♪[cheers and applause] >> leslie: all right! let's go! applause] welcome to "the daily show," i'm leslie jones! [cheers and applause] last time i hosted the show i solved all of america's problems. but then you all [bleep] everything up again! acting like you got a substitute teacher, showing your ass. guess what? ms. jones is back in class now! [cheers and applause] so let's get these headlines! ♪ ♪ let's get started with something exciting. the republican presidential primary! yeah, can't you feel the energy? [laughter] look at those [bleep] winners! but i hope you are not getting attached to them because they ain't gonna be here long. >> breaking overnight, a shocking announcement from south carolina senator tim scott. he is dropping out of the race for the republican presidential nomination after failing to gain traction in the polls. >> as scott himself asked point, he simply did not think he had enough support from voters to keep trudging for the nomination. >> i think the voters, who are the most for markable people on the planet,
leslie jones! [cheers and applause] usable ♪ ♪[cheers and applause] >> leslie: all right! let's go! applause] welcome to "the daily show," i'm leslie jones! [cheers and applause] last time i hosted the show i solved all of america's problems. but then you all [bleep] everything up again! acting like you got a substitute teacher, showing your ass. guess what? ms. jones is back in class now! [cheers and applause] so let's get these headlines! ♪ ♪ let's get started with...
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. [ cheers and applause >> yay >> seth: available now, leslie [ bleep ] jones.there's nobody like her! [ cheers and applause ♪ i got a health plan not knowing that i was going to need it three months later. for $17 a month my plan includes counseling and it completely changed my life. i'm not on my parents health insurance anymore, so i found a plan for just $34 a month. signing up was so easy, it only took me 30 minutes to find a plan for $13 a month. all plans cover doctor visits, prescriptions, emergency care, and more. healthcare.gov is here for you. enroll by december 15th. (vo) red lobster's new lobster & shrimp celebration ♪ healthcare.gov is here for you. (vo) three lobster and shrimp entrees for a limited time. ♪ saratoga means more than spring water. ♪♪ carefully crafted for over 150 years. ♪♪ each curve of the bottle, each drop, sourced and bottled for the perfect taste. ♪♪ curating an experience, that's timeless. saratoga, the official water of bravo's top chef world all stars. ♪i'm hearing different ways for me to screen for colon cancer.♪ ♪it's tim
. [ cheers and applause >> yay >> seth: available now, leslie [ bleep ] jones.there's nobody like her! [ cheers and applause ♪ i got a health plan not knowing that i was going to need it three months later. for $17 a month my plan includes counseling and it completely changed my life. i'm not on my parents health insurance anymore, so i found a plan for just $34 a month. signing up was so easy, it only took me 30 minutes to find a plan for $13 a month. all plans cover doctor...
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. [ cheers and applause >> yay >> seth: available now, leslie [ bleep ] jones.judd apatow. there's nobody like her! [ cheers and applause ♪ [ music begins to play “love like this” by rosemarie ] at target, get low prices on... lights. light up your holidays for less, at target. [ music ends ] relapsing ms isn't the only thing i have going on. that's why my doctor and i chose kesimpta. kesimpta is different. it's the only b-cell treatment for rms i can take at home once a month. kesimpta was proven superior at reducing the rate of relapses, active lesions and slowing disability progression vs aubagio. for me, a once-monthly treatment just works for my schedule. don't take kesimpta if you have hepatitis b, and tell your doctor if you have had it, as it could come back. kesimpta can cause serious side effects, including infections. while no cases of pml were reported in rms clinical trials, it could happen. tell your doctor if you had or plan to have vaccines, or if you are or plan to become pregnant. kesimpta may cause a decrease in some types of antibodies. the m
. [ cheers and applause >> yay >> seth: available now, leslie [ bleep ] jones.judd apatow. there's nobody like her! [ cheers and applause ♪ [ music begins to play “love like this” by rosemarie ] at target, get low prices on... lights. light up your holidays for less, at target. [ music ends ] relapsing ms isn't the only thing i have going on. that's why my doctor and i chose kesimpta. kesimpta is different. it's the only b-cell treatment for rms i can take at home once a...
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this is "the daily show" with your host, leslie jones!eers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> leslie: [laughs] [cheers and applause] woo! welcome to "the daily show!" i'm your host, leslie jones! [cheers and applause] woo! and let me tell you, i've been having the time of my life hosting this week. i don't even care that i lost $3,000 for the swear jar. [bleep] that jar! [laughter and applause] but we've got a great show for you tonight, so let's get to these headlines! [cheers and applause] yes! let's kick things off with some big diplomatic news. the president of china is here in the united states for the first time since 2017. now this is a big deal for china and the united states but it's a really big deal for the city of san francisco. >> because the world leaders are coming into town, san francisco has suddenly decided to clean up the city. contractors and maintenance crews not only sweeping streets and getting rid of trash and drug paraphernalia, but officials in law enforcement also removing people. many homeless reportedly being moved out of t
this is "the daily show" with your host, leslie jones!eers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> leslie: [laughs] [cheers and applause] woo! welcome to "the daily show!" i'm your host, leslie jones! [cheers and applause] woo! and let me tell you, i've been having the time of my life hosting this week. i don't even care that i lost $3,000 for the swear jar. [bleep] that jar! [laughter and applause] but we've got a great show for you tonight, so let's get to these headlines! [cheers...
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this is "the daily show" with your hosts, leslie jones and jordan klepper!eers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> leslie: yes! hi, everybody! i am leslie jones. >> jordan: and i'm jordan klepper. [together] and this is "the daily show!" [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> jordan: oh, man. we worked on that all day. >> leslie: all day. and completely forgot to prepare the rest of the show. >> jordan: so we are just winging it from here on out. but it is going to be a great show... [together] so let's get into the headlines! >> jordan: i'm loving this! [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> leslie: all right. let's begin with the big story out of washington, d.c. one of the rising young stars of the republican party is not rising anymore. >> we begin with that shocking turn by embattled new york congressman george santos saying he will not run for re-election. that announcement follows the release of the house ethics committee report just hours ago, concluding there is substantial evidence santos violated federal criminal laws. >> this report could potentially change the calculation
this is "the daily show" with your hosts, leslie jones and jordan klepper!eers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> leslie: yes! hi, everybody! i am leslie jones. >> jordan: and i'm jordan klepper. [together] and this is "the daily show!" [laughter] [cheers and applause] >> jordan: oh, man. we worked on that all day. >> leslie: all day. and completely forgot to prepare the rest of the show. >> jordan: so we are just winging it from here on out. but it is...
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i'm your host, leslie jones, and i'm back for day two!'s right, you can't get rid of me, no matter how many of those healthy snacks you put in my dressing room. [laughter] and tonight is gonna be the best show ever, because i'm going to be interviewing steve kornacki! [cheers and applause] oh, my god! i love him! do you think he'll like my dress? okay, okay! do i need to put on glasses so i can seem smart? i want to be smart. how many states are there? because he's going to ask me how many states there are. steve kornacki is going to ask me -- how many are there? samiti tell me! 50, 51? okay, you know what? deep breath. deep breath, okay? we are all going to be calm. deep breath. now let's get these headlines! [applause] ♪ ♪ let's kick things off with the supreme court. mm, child... they make rules for everyone else to live by. what we are allowed to say, what we can do with our bodies, how gay our cakes can be. [laughter] but it turns out they've had no rules for themselves until now. >> let's turn now to an historic move by the supreme
i'm your host, leslie jones, and i'm back for day two!'s right, you can't get rid of me, no matter how many of those healthy snacks you put in my dressing room. [laughter] and tonight is gonna be the best show ever, because i'm going to be interviewing steve kornacki! [cheers and applause] oh, my god! i love him! do you think he'll like my dress? okay, okay! do i need to put on glasses so i can seem smart? i want to be smart. how many states are there? because he's going to ask me how many...
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. >> i thought leslie jones was pretty good. >> seth: leslie jones was pretty good >> pretty good andughter ] but that song was so good because she described a marriott that she went to that was like - >> seth: built like a castle >> built like a castle so, she does the song from miserables the castle and the clouds. i mean, who would think leslie jones a miserables song, i mean it was just - >> seth: it was a nice fit >> it was a great fit, yeah. >> seth: dad, do you have a favorite >> our episode was really good [ laughter ] what was the song for us >> seth: jack and diane. >> jack and diane. >> seth: yeah. >> that's us and two crazy kids doing the best that we can [ laughter ] >> i don't even know why i come anymore. >> seth: i'm also very excited we do an annual trip as well we're going to go to pittsburgh. we're going to help the steelers offense get better we're going to record an episode, at an airbnb there. a special episode where we let our listeners ask you guys questions. so that's going to be a lot of fun. and this, we've done it ten years, you guys. well done. >> thanks.
. >> i thought leslie jones was pretty good. >> seth: leslie jones was pretty good >> pretty good andughter ] but that song was so good because she described a marriott that she went to that was like - >> seth: built like a castle >> built like a castle so, she does the song from miserables the castle and the clouds. i mean, who would think leslie jones a miserables song, i mean it was just - >> seth: it was a nice fit >> it was a great fit, yeah....
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stay tuned next week when your host is the amazing leslie jones. go sparks!hat is a bad word. people say, please don't use those words, sir. why? because it is so nasty. well, that is true. now an insane asylum, "silence of the lambs" -- anybody ever hear of hannibal lector? he was a nice fellow but that is what is coming into our country what is coming into our country right now. captioning made possible by comedy central - ♪ i'm going down to south park ♪ ♪ gonna have myself a time ♪ both: ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪
stay tuned next week when your host is the amazing leslie jones. go sparks!hat is a bad word. people say, please don't use those words, sir. why? because it is so nasty. well, that is true. now an insane asylum, "silence of the lambs" -- anybody ever hear of hannibal lector? he was a nice fellow but that is what is coming into our country what is coming into our country right now. captioning made possible by comedy central - ♪ i'm going down to south park ♪ ♪ gonna have myself a...
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i want to wake, i got to interview the amazing leslie jones on my podcast. a word this week on slate. please check it out. she's fantastic, amazing, her brand-new book leslie effing jones is out now. by it, it's as funny as she is in person. fernand amandi and adrianne shropshire, thank you so much. that's tonight's read out. all in with chris hayes starts right now. right now. >> tonight on all in. but >> israel has not only the right, but the obligation to defend itself. america's top diplomat delivers a message in israel. >> it's important that the united states is committed to making sure everything possible is done to protect civilians. >> tonight, the calls for a humanitarian pause as the bombardment continues. then -- >> the entire world is watching this, and they're laughing about what's going on. >> day two for some number two. if the gag order grows in new york, meanwhile out west -- >> trump incited a violent mob to attack our capital. to stop the peaceful transfer of power, the case to throw trump off the ballot wraps up in colorado. >> trump cla
i want to wake, i got to interview the amazing leslie jones on my podcast. a word this week on slate. please check it out. she's fantastic, amazing, her brand-new book leslie effing jones is out now. by it, it's as funny as she is in person. fernand amandi and adrianne shropshire, thank you so much. that's tonight's read out. all in with chris hayes starts right now. right now. >> tonight on all in. but >> israel has not only the right, but the obligation to defend itself. america's...
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i want to wake, i got to interview the amazing leslie jones on my podcast.on slate. please check it out. she's fantastic, amazing, her brand-new book leslie effing jones is out now. by it, it's as funny as she is in person. fernand amandi and adrianne shropshire, thank you so much. that's tonight's read out. all in with chris hayes starts right now. right now. >> tonight on all in. but >> israel has not only the right, but the obligation to defend itself. america's
i want to wake, i got to interview the amazing leslie jones on my podcast.on slate. please check it out. she's fantastic, amazing, her brand-new book leslie effing jones is out now. by it, it's as funny as she is in person. fernand amandi and adrianne shropshire, thank you so much. that's tonight's read out. all in with chris hayes starts right now. right now. >> tonight on all in. but >> israel has not only the right, but the obligation to defend itself. america's
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i think it was leslie jones, you know what you have to do to be known as the unethical congressman.hank you corks congressman, so much. we appreciate your time and your service on the ethics committee. manu will have quite a book out of this. >> i'll bet. good to see you, as always. >>> we often hear about the wars in ukraine and israel, but there's lots of conflicts going on. another conflict has also killed thousands, where military forces are accused of buries people alive, cases of rape and being sold like cattle.. a cnn exexclusive isis next. ststay with usus. >>> a civil war between sudan's military and a paramilitary group is creating, according to the united nations, a cat trophic humanitarian crisis in the region. it's been going on around seven months now. the paramilitary group, rsf, or rapid support forces, has made a significant advance in the western region of darfur, where it's reportedly killed more than 700 people over the course of several days. cnn traveled to chas, where thousands have fled. there they spoke with refugees, who detailed up imaginable deparagraphit
i think it was leslie jones, you know what you have to do to be known as the unethical congressman.hank you corks congressman, so much. we appreciate your time and your service on the ethics committee. manu will have quite a book out of this. >> i'll bet. good to see you, as always. >>> we often hear about the wars in ukraine and israel, but there's lots of conflicts going on. another conflict has also killed thousands, where military forces are accused of buries people alive,...
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comedian leslie jones finally got an interview with her number one man, the one and not only keep stevewell worth the wait. watch this. >> oh my god! okay, so -- >> it's great to meet you. >> you too, oh my god. it's crazy that we've never met before. so, when you are standing at that screen, and you have that calculator. how do you keep all your facts straight? >> fortunately, we have great technology now, it's amazing. as you say i've been an election nerd for a lot of my life and what was possible on an election night say 25 years ago is a fraction of what is possible now. there's so much information loaded into that board. there's so much we can do with it, any given county, state, and a given congressional state, demographic. or able to show what is happening in realtime with a depths, and i think a sophistication, hopefully, that just wasn't possible before. [laughter] >> that was such a sophisticated answer. >> you know why he is so sexy? because he is from jersey. it did not stop there. leslie and steve covered a lot of ground, from the electoral college, 2024 election, but she
comedian leslie jones finally got an interview with her number one man, the one and not only keep stevewell worth the wait. watch this. >> oh my god! okay, so -- >> it's great to meet you. >> you too, oh my god. it's crazy that we've never met before. so, when you are standing at that screen, and you have that calculator. how do you keep all your facts straight? >> fortunately, we have great technology now, it's amazing. as you say i've been an election nerd for a lot of...
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before i come to you, i want you to listen to what leslie jones had to say on the daily show about senatorcking that fight with the president of the teamsters. >> i knew this dude was trouble from the moment line heard his name, markwayne. all one word. his parents didn't even love him enough to pick one single name for him. they just shove two names together and called it a day. calm down, markwayne, that isn't something i want to hear on c-span. it's what you hear when you watch an episode of cops. >> [laughs] i mean, we are laughing about a the republican party, house republicans are now, truly, a national punchline. >> yeah, put the punch in punchline there. it might be a good time to point out that a week from today, exclusively on peacock, is wwe survivor series. that seems like what the republic have turned the united states congress into. there are people complaining they are being kidney punched by the former speaker of the house. we have senators challenging witnesses to a fight. these are the people we are supposed to believe are going to make the case in 2024 that they should s
before i come to you, i want you to listen to what leslie jones had to say on the daily show about senatorcking that fight with the president of the teamsters. >> i knew this dude was trouble from the moment line heard his name, markwayne. all one word. his parents didn't even love him enough to pick one single name for him. they just shove two names together and called it a day. calm down, markwayne, that isn't something i want to hear on c-span. it's what you hear when you watch an...
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tonight -- leslie jones producer of "please don't destroy: the treasure of foggy mountain," filmmaker
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this is leslie jones top and you can see the size of that explosion. uh potentially uh and is really as strike presumably and is rarely as strikes on the gauze. i look at the size of that smoke . uh so uh, that is the very latest. the live scene that in gauze at this morning at 12 past 9 in the morning. while off the full failed attempts, the on security council has adopted a resolution cooling, urgent pauses, and fighting in gaza and humanitarian car doors to allow aid through any 6 weeks into as well as the bombing of the strip diplomats were able to find common ground by focusing on palestinian children, kristen sling the reports from the un to the russian and the us and basset, or walked into the meeting together. foreshadowing the security council's 1st action on the war and gaza while both raise their hands to abstain on the vote. their agreement stopped. there the council passed a resolution focused on children calling for humanitarian pauses of unspecified but sufficient duration to get aid to gaza. an immediate release of all being held captiv
this is leslie jones top and you can see the size of that explosion. uh potentially uh and is really as strike presumably and is rarely as strikes on the gauze. i look at the size of that smoke . uh so uh, that is the very latest. the live scene that in gauze at this morning at 12 past 9 in the morning. while off the full failed attempts, the on security council has adopted a resolution cooling, urgent pauses, and fighting in gaza and humanitarian car doors to allow aid through any 6 weeks into...
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comedian leslie jones finally got an interview with a number one man, the one and only kornacki, and's a crazy that we have never met before, and also, when you're standing at the big board, and you've got the dam calculator, how do you keep all your facts straight? >> well, fortunately, we have great technology now. it's amazing. i have been, as you say, an election heard for a lot of my life. what was possible on election night say 25 years ago is a fraction of what is possible now. there's so much information loaded into that board. there's so much we can do with it, any given county, any given state, any given congressional district, demographic information, so we're able to show what is happening in realtime with depth and sophistication, hopefully. it just was not possible for. [laughter] >> that was such a sophisticated answer. >> do you know why he is so sexy, because he's from jersey. and it did not stop there. leslie and steve covered a lot of ground, from the electoral college, the 2024 election, but she could not let him leave without a special gift. listen to this. >> th
comedian leslie jones finally got an interview with a number one man, the one and only kornacki, and's a crazy that we have never met before, and also, when you're standing at the big board, and you've got the dam calculator, how do you keep all your facts straight? >> well, fortunately, we have great technology now. it's amazing. i have been, as you say, an election heard for a lot of my life. what was possible on election night say 25 years ago is a fraction of what is possible now....
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edward jones (buzz) are you guys telling secrets?e a secret. [whispers] i invented the microchip. (buzz) [laughs] is she serious? >>> we're back as >>> we're back as we welcome in carson it is a very busy day for the royals. >> king charles, prince william delivering high-profile speeches. >> molly hunter in position at buckingham palace with the details. hi, molly. >> reporter: good morning. it is a big royal day all over the world. here at buckingham palace, we just saw the king an queen drive by in a diamond jubilee stagecoach returning to buckingham palace. queen camilla right by his side wearing the same dress she wore for the coronation this is the first king's speech in front of parliament in more than seven decades, and he opened with a tribute to queen elizabeth. take a look. this morning, king charles ready to open for the first time as monarch, driving to westminster on this chilly november morning and the symbolic role of his protector, his sister, princess anne the so-called gold stick in waiting. then on a gilded thrown
edward jones (buzz) are you guys telling secrets?e a secret. [whispers] i invented the microchip. (buzz) [laughs] is she serious? >>> we're back as >>> we're back as we welcome in carson it is a very busy day for the royals. >> king charles, prince william delivering high-profile speeches. >> molly hunter in position at buckingham palace with the details. hi, molly. >> reporter: good morning. it is a big royal day all over the world. here at buckingham...