now to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what's coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story, he is not running, except he is not running, but he might be running. plus, an actress from the show time series "the l word" was kicked off a southwest airlines for kissing her girlfriend. stick around to see if we have video. and new tv in a prison? the outrageous story that will outrageously outrage you straight ahead. greg? >> happy gwenyth paltrow's birthday. >> she is truly america's sweetheart. >> and britain's sweetheart, greg. >> she is the world's sweetheart, andy. >> she is. everybody is nuts about -- well, i can't do it, greg. >> why, what's wrong? >> gwenyth paltrow is a monster, greg. >> what do you mean? >> did you hear what she did? >> what? >> she fired her gardener because at her birthday party she was doing an impression of brad pitt saying, what's in the box? >> that seems like harmless fun. >> right? i guess it was i can making her wife, chris martin cry. >> i was never a fan. >> you used to play fan "creep" a lot. >> that's radiohead. >> the gal

let's go to andy levy. andy, what's coming up on tonight's show? >> thanks, greg.nd have you had your shots, america. somehow vaccinations suddenly have become a huge issue for the presidential candidate. we will have no team coverage next. and will some columbia university students be putting the dinner ahmadinejad? and finally a man sues white castle because he is too fat to fit in the fast-food chain seats. we will go live to absolutely nowhere straight ahead. greg? >> thank you, andy. >> happy defy superstition and national cream filled donut day, greg. >> well, andy, i would definitely walk under a ladder for a cream-filled donut. >> that's the spirit. and fingers crossed that nothing bad happens on superstition day. >> join me later. i brought cream filled donuts for the staff. >> want to drop it for tonight? >> yeah, my heart is not into it. >> it is okay. we all have bad days. >> look, i don't want to let you down. >> it is too late for that, andy. it is too late for that. >> in that's how you feel. i thought you were the one whose heart wasn't in it. what

still to come, the half time report from andy levy.d of a jerk. >> tonight is sponsored by happiness, the mental state of well being characterized by positivey meteorologists. -- positive emotions. thanks, happiness. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. andy levy. >> did you need to finish something up? >> yes, mike brought his phone in. he isn't supposed to have his phone. >> his phone rings, and we had to take it from him. she like a little boy. >> that's so disturbing. >> i left one of my phones in the green room. i forgot to unpack. >> born of my phones, mr. big shot. >> when you manufacture as many saw possible tores and leg warmers you have to be ready. >> terror stuff, john, can we play the joe biden tape again? >> the thing we are worried about is not some extremely complicated plan like it took to take down the world trade towers. >> the thing we are most worried about is the lone ranger? >> an actor playing the lone ranger? >> i think they are calling it the lone wolf. >> was somebody calling my n

from tv's andy levy, a sad, sad little man. and to see clips of recent shows, foxnews.com/redeye. >>> back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> michael, how do dictators stay in power? i'm asking for a friend though. >> well, tell him he can look -- i wrote about this in yesterday's wall street journal. i am pitching something from yesterday. >> excellent. >> remi, you will be on "nancy grace" later today? >> no, not later today, but a week from today, next tuesday. i will be bringing the defense perspective to that -- >> better go out and kill someone. >> a very pros couldial-type show. >> excellent. >> thanks, andy. >> how is the book doing? >> the book is continuing to do well. we also have a children's version of the book called, seriously, just go to sleep. it is coming out in april. it is appropriate to read to your young one. >> that sounds boring. >> i low pressure on "hannity" tomorrow night. >> tonight you mean? >> yes, later tonight jie. we are pretending this is on at 3:30 in the morning. >> have i no tim

we will wrap it up with andy levy. to see clips of recent shows go to foxnews.com/redeye. >>> i will be back at 5:00 p.m. eastern time for "the five." coming up tomorrow on the next "red eye" return appearances from former british soldier. elise, she is she is a nice lady and nick gillespie with hair. back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> thanks, greg. >> welcome. >> tom, what is skullly square. >> that's where they used to hang out and it is the name of my barber shop quartet. we have a new cd out. they are sold everywhere but i tunes. >> can you sing barber shop without everybody else? >> you need the quartet. >> i know you do. i was just asking. >> i think people can get this album. >> you can buy it. i think it is on i tunes right now. i need to check with my guys, but it is there. >> check with your guys. >> you have to check with your team. >> it is on cd baby too. >> jaime, where can we find you on twitter? >> that's an excellent question. i don't know where you got it, but it is actually v

for that we go to andy levy. great job on hannah tee tonight. >> i think you shined. >> no, he asked good questions. i have to give him all of the credit. they report theatd republican -- that the republican senator jim demint, pick another night. i am planning to watch the primary debate and the president should watch it too. >> is that like a threat to him like the president better watch it. >> the president should watch the debate too. >> he has a plan to put it out. if he has a jobs proposal give it a writing and i want to read the bill. >> did you see that, greg? >> he says he will deject to the session if the date isn't moved. and why are thees holding -- and why are they holding them hostage? >> that was an excellent point andy levy? >> they are just like terrorists. >> and racists. >> the president is black, you know. >> really? >> it came from a lack of sexual experience and being adopted. >> really? >> i didn't know you were uh doptded. -- i didn't know you were adopted. >> when would it ever come up in

we have to close things up with andy levy. with andy levy.ips of recent shows [ jet plane passing ] [ swings squeaking ] [ squeaking ] [ creaking ] [ rock music playing ] from exploring europe to conquering x-camp... girl scouts today offers so many incredible opportunities, the only problem you'll have is diding what to do. so... ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah, whoo! ♪ post game wrap up. >> was being on "red eye" everything greg promised you. >> i think i survived and i won't get fired yet jie. i think you are fine. then again. >> i'm sure george w. bush will be so proud of me. >> he is a huge fan, by the way. of yours.

we will close things out with andy levy.o to foxnews.com/redeye. >>> i will see you back here at 5:00 p.m. eastern time for "the five." coming up on the next "red eye" we have patti ann browne and the host of" that metal show" and criminal defense attorney recommend knee spencer -- remi spencer will be our ombudsman because andy is hosting. back to tv's andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> masa, where will you be later today? >> on fox business at 5:00. >> but you will be watching "the five." sorry. >> i will be taping "red eye" that i am hosting. >> that's true. >> the one that one is watching. >> yes. >> adam, you didn't win new york's funniest reporter competition. did you feel you were robbed? >> i think the people who won paid the judges. >> really? >> i don't have the proof, but i'm geting it. >> you working on it? god speed, my friend. mike, what is your plug in this week? >> i feel like diligence has already been well marketed for sure during this show, so i would like to put in another bid for taps. it is a terri

for that we go to andy levy. >> hi, greg. >> how are you? >> i'm good. i'm surprisingly good. >> nypd tells the nightclub worker hows to stop the potential terrorists. you only go to the clubs like the one in this video. john, can reroll that? -- can we roll that? yes, that's why you go there. >> i believe in safety first, andy. >> comradery is second. ambassador you said what it sounds like they are trying to do is profiling without calling it profiling. the actual handbook has a sentence in it that says, quote, islamic extremists view nightlife establishments as deprivaty. kudos to the nypd for saying islamic extremists. that's more than homeland security would do. >> the terrorists have to do basic socio logic research to understand their targets. that's why they are there. >> the description of the nightclub made it more interesting than it is. >> by the way, if you saw islamic extremists in your establishment it would mean something bad would happen somewhere else the next day. >> isn't that how it usually works? >> if you see them in a strip club a

go to fox news .com slash red -- foxnews.com/redeye. >> back to andy levy for the post game wrap up. >> tom, are you doing shows with my dear friend this weekend? >> yes, friday night in kingston, new york. saturday in morris town, new jersey jie. where in morris town? >> some big arena. >> great promotion work there. >> go to jim's website. it is better than my site. >> pathetic. >> i would encourage everyone to show up after the opening act. >> jim is hilarious. >> are you having fun with monica crowellly this weekend? >> yes, i am joining her on her radio show. she is fabulous. people should follow me on twitter and we will post the times. we will have a great time. >> should people follow you on twitter as well? >> absolutely. tim runs his mouth. or jim's website. >> so it is at tim runs his mouth. >> yes, at tim runs his mouth. >> what kind of tweets could we look for from you? >> horrifying things. i say the most terrifying things that come to my minds. >> back to you, greg. >> back to me. >> special thanks to jedediah tom, bill -- that is the strangest face ever. tom, you scar

still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. he is well liked in europe. >> tonight is sponsored by tr i-athletes in a race combining swimming, biking and running. thanks, try athletes. >>> let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. let's go to tv's andy levy. >> hi, andy. >> hi, greg. >> what was that about? >> have i no idea. >> weird. >> adult film company is building a porn bunker. i thought that is where you kept your porn. >> that's a good point. >> maybe that's just me. >> probably is. greg, you mentioned a spokesman says the 1500-person guest list for the bunker will include -- will include merit-based and twitter followers in the general public. >> john gibson? >> no, my friend joey. he is really into uh poke lip particular legends and porn. it works out per perfectly. >> by the way, the same spokesman says their goal is to survive the apocalypse whether it takes the form of, quote, fireballs, earth worms, extends editor wren shall rainfall and biblical rapture. radioactive flesh eating swrom bes -- zombies or a co

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what's coming up on tonight's show? >> don't worry, america. i will take it from here. should people who do dumb things on air -- air planes on 9/11 bow shot in a fair debate. and a college introduces mandatory drug tests for all students. the story so shocking just talking about it may be unconstitutional. and finally bill schulz visits the first moonshine distill rather since the days of prohibition. did they make it back? spoiler you alert. >> big day today. >> you mean because it is -- >> back on this day in the 1940s, the paintings were found in france. the paintings were 15,000 to 17,000 years old and considered the finest art. what a day in history indeed. >> but i was just going to tell you -- >> reporter: also on september 12th, 1953, nakita was elected the first communist party. and this was the exact same day that john kennedy was married. what an uh -- amazing day, greg. 1k3* in 1977, the leader of the black consciousness movement died. and in happier news, he won back his belt from randy turpine. >> today i

with that we go to andy levy.welcome back from your holiday. >> good to be back, greg, yes, from my hol day. >> you spent the holiday as a jew. >> yes. >> jewish only on holiday. >> it wasn't a holiday, greg. >> it wasn't? >> no. >> did i miss a jewish holiday? >> no, it was my niece's bar mitzvah. >> months -- mo swre ltov. >> god bless you. >> they said they were inspired by the arab spring. while the protestors were playing hacky sack the protestors in yemen were yeld -- were killed. >> you brought up the fact that some of the protestors were arrested for wearing ski masks to bank of america. according to routers, quote, four were held for wearing masks which is illegal for groups of two or more. >> i saw that. individuals wearing a mask is cool. >> first of all, halloween? >> i think that's a loophole. >> second, greg's parties? >> well, they have no rules. >> you got special zoning clearance. >> i did when the cop used to come. >> there was a cop? >> i didn't know that. >> i am here about the noise? >> that's

you got me again tv's andy levy. >> then who is that kid you brought? it gets weirder and weirder. i. >> your position is a reasonable one to say we should still help the person. but it is also reasonable to say if you could have done this yourself and you chose not to, why should other people pay for your decision? >> i will give you that, but a good salary does president necessarily mean he had the option that he wanted to have. >> wolf blite swrer made it clear in that example. >> who is wolf blit swre r. >> he was the moderator of the debate. >> i know, i know. >> greg, you don't care about the gardasil stuff, which i agree. except michele bachmann claiming it is a dangerous vaccine and may cause mental retardation and things like that. it is untrue. gardasil is one of the most -- has one of t most favorable risk benefit ratios more than any pharmaceutical. >> and it is like the gin knee mccarthy -- the jenni mccarthy bs. you have a vaccine that could reduce the number of cervical cancers that can be fatal in young women. it is anmportant vaccine. whether you have other problem

let's go to tv's andy levy forep a pre game report.what's what's coming up on tonight's? show? >> our top story tonight will tell you about colleges thats #r* banning cigarettes from tir their campuses.a shockin a shocking undercover investigation that is neitherei shocking nor undercover nor aner investigation.tigati. plus did a movie portrayal of atrocities of american troopsd in iraq lead to an act of terrorism? a fair and balanced indictment of hollywood is straight ahead. and want to see bill schulz get his body painted? of course you don't, but are you going to. >> thank you, andy jie. happy national bed check month,ed c greg. >> for the who month, what i should i be do ?g. >> checking your mattress fortr wear and tear.wear and t >> that could prove difficult. my house boys wear and tearouse went back to brazil a month ago. >> they were the twinere twin gymnasts? >> that's what they said, but wear was too flabby for theby fe floor exercises.no live and learn. now i buy from the source.ce >> john gibson? >> can't beat his prices. i >> i don't know how he doesect i it. >> h

still to come, ite half time report from andy levy. hould be confiscated. >> those people who travel by foot especially in areas with cars. thanks, pedestrians. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong? hope you had a great weekend, andy. >> i did, greg, did you? >> i had a lovely one. >> okay. support the tea party movement and help scott brown win his election and kristine o'donnell and joe miller win their primaries. he is sponsoring a gop debate next monday. >> where was that place we went to in baltimore? >> that wasn't a restaurant. >> remember we went to that one place and i was expecting a panda? >> yes. >> it is in the title. >> yes. >> that. >> jedediah, you were joking when you said you thought hoffa's comments were outrageous. >> no i thought it was outrageous. >> seriously? do you think sarah palin was outrageous? >> that is an outrageous comparison and you know that. >> you are outraged again. >> you know, what i am outraged all night tonight. >> it is absolutely no difference. targeting people -- it is al

i'm andy levy. guess what. i will see you --y >> never. >> monday >> bret: would rick perry's stand on illegal imgreat lakes hurt him with conservatives? address the u.n. on palestinian

still to come the half time report from, not andy levy, who is it? >> mike baker. and we give him a lot to work with. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by flex ability. it is repeat without injury or damage. thanks, flexibility. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we had anything wrong so far. for that we go to mike baker. mike, how are you? >> i'm fine, thank you very much. >> that's not important. but i'm great. >> it is pornts. -- it is important. >> i spent time in the corporate world. i thought it would be important to start the evening with a power point presentation. people in business use these things all the time. and they are very efficient. >> so far it happened. >> it sets the tone in any power point presentation. the viewers in the conference room know there is more to come. i had to explain that andy is not here. he is out of town. i thought it would be helpful for the viewers to understand exactly how this show is structured. normally what you do is you start with a host. the host then is a cast of characters, oftentimes in this show that in

i'm andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld because we told him there was no show tonight. down in the newsroom is remy spencer. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> americans finally feel safe from terror attacks. but what if we're wrong? we are in trouble because that poll says we don't feel our government can protect us from a terror attack. plus, is the country sky rocketing unemployment rates making people lazy? and how far will you go for the love of your life. back to you, andy. >> thanks, remy. nice job. let's welcome our guest. i am here with fox newschannel patti ann browne. her new album drops next tuesday. look, it is a first time guest. he is the co-host of vh1 classics. he has no idea what will happen to him tonight. bill schulz. he eats paste. and her parents don't know, but she voted for obama in 2008. >> that happens. >> and he sleeps in a crib because he is a big old lib. how are you, pinch? >> governor rick perry's campaign is likely to face questions on his year old book's passionate specific take 0* rights. here is a passage from chapter two. "me thi

. >> we are going to close things out from andy levy. >> see you back here at 5:00 p.m. actor". hey, andy, wrapup? >> how are you? >> hey, dane ahow's your illegitimate child? >> he's pretty pissed off. >> sorry. kevin, you getting hate mail? >> speaking of 65,000 phone calls, if you want to hear a bunch of 21-year-old guys, try the cover story about the ron paul story on national review and be unflattering. they are the worst children. >> i know. liz, what are you working on? >> tomorrow, we are doing treasury -- later today, the treasury department, tracking

tv's andy levy is off tonight. filling in for him is mike baker, the former cia operative and the president of diligence. the proud makers of diligence shoe cream and novelty mustaches. for all of your g-string and shoe tree and muss stash needs, see diligence, diligence, you see us before you die. hi, mike, what's coming up on tonight's show? >> that was tonight's show. >> thanks, greg. thank you. "red eye" watchers have gathered for the big, big live audience show featuring top named concert acts and mobile food trucks and an old stripper named red soxy. -- roxy. it is an exciting moment, and let's get to the topic. without giving consideration to the conservative candidate, does that mean you are brainwashed? we will ask herman cane, the gop presidential candidate. okay, he is not here. we won't be asking him. we will talk about the subject and engage in the banter that no one actually during the course of the banter will say anything they shouldn't. dog bites man, not news. man bites dog, that has nothing to do

and in for steve doocy, andy levi.ou see him on red eye in the middle of the night if you're one of those people who stays up all night. he's representing steven shaver from ohio. if you would like to sign up for prizes go to my web site. you ready for the big time? >> let's do it. this is the middle of the night when five drunken people watch. i'm a little nervous. >> bill: here is question number one. 1970, elvis presley traveled to the white house to visit president nixen and asked for a federal narcotics badge for his collection. this photo, famously captured the moment. what famous rock band did elvis tell nixon was spreading anti-american spirit? a, the who. b, the sex pistols. c, the beatles. d, jefferson airplane. who did elvis bad mouth. cards up, please. roll the tape. ♪ all my loving ♪ i will send to you all my loving ♪ ♪ darling i'll be true. >> bill: bad mouthing the beatles. a little jealousy. you both got that right. that was easy. now the hard ones. "washington post" reporters revealed to the world the

he from fox's red eye, andy levy is here. i think gutfeld is doing great on the five.ching the show, i love it. >> thanks. >> sean: i was talking to david limbaugh. he has done a lot of legal work with me and for me in the past. full disclosure because some liberal will write about it. this breaking news that just comes out. the president tries to one-up the republicans on this debate. i think somehow somebody calculated this as a great move and the president seems weak and has to back down. what were they thinking? >> this was the height of incompetence coupled with the height of lying. the worst thing about this was jay carney blatantly lying to the american people and saying we didn't pick this day because of republican debate. how stupid do they think the american people are? it is the line born from the arrogance of thinking you are the est person in the room. now they've gone ahead and caved. now football fans are upset. >> sean: good point. and the president seems weak. >> he has to compete with football. i know what i will be watching. when it comes to presiden