maybe mission accomplished, and maybe they can get together and not just have big tents of horniness.can tell they can go down there every day and do their protests. they have to go home at night or stay standing up all night which you are not allowed to lie down or put tents up. >> right. and they may do that. they may have a swing shift where they do stand vigil all night. >> isn't this bad news for currently empty, pas in new york city? isn't that next? >> first i would like to say my new album is out. >> good. >> they should declare victory and go home at this point. to be running back and forth to take over this park, you have already said what you had to say. now you have this 99% that is out there. i think it shows there is a nice microcosm in the show that what if they could create their perfect society and they were raping and shooting each other and giving each other vaw their y'all diseases. >> isn't it an accomplishment if they entered 99% of the vernacular. and the people i talked to planned to overthrow capitalism. >> it is called a start. >> bill, where will you sleep n

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i think we might need a horny president. remember what it was like when clinton was in charge? >> dicky: manny pacquiao. ♪ how deep is your love >> dicky: ben stiller. >> eat the eyeballs off of beani ebay bys. >> jimmy: hi, i'm your cabbie, jimmy kimmel, at the airport picking up someone who just returned from a vacation to beautiful mexico. hello, sir, welcome back to the united states. >> thank you. it is good to be back. >> jimmy: good to have you. where are you from? >> i am from north dakota. >> jimmy: oh, and how was your trip? >> it was wonderful. cancun, puerto vallarta, riviera maya, los cabos, all great places with great people. >> jimmy: did you like the food? >> the food was incredible. they make something called a burrito. >> jimmy: sounds delicious. >> it was. i think i fell in love. >> jimmy: well, it sounds great. you should go back sometime. >> i definitely will go back very, very soon. >> jimmy: well, here we are at your hotel. >> oh, here. keep the change. >> jimmy: thank you, sir. >> please, don't call me sir. call me joshua. >> dicky: make mexico your vaca

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the crowds here are growing there are horny people who have diving over the situation does remain standing now we've just had an announcement find some sixteen egypt's political groups who say if they have a very tough history of what they are calling a civil salvation government they've named mohamed el baradei is a presidential candidate and he was also a name that was being bandied about earlier in the week as a possible first in the army fighting coach to be the prime minister as they hid all of this new government and they are high profile names that have been named as his deputies a leading physician and leading economist in the leading politicians do you not have this is the most bizarre situation where you have a government that has been the case here it's us here while there's another government that has been declared by the army and it is worthwhile noting that the muslim brotherhood does not support hamas all the other day in any way all of this is painting the scenario for growing internal why i believe it can only lead to more and waste the one thing that is happening against

where you can see the lady i knew so how paranormal researcher alexandra holds her weighed in on the horny haunted house explaining the phenomenon by saying these could be two spirits who knew each other in life and have a connection to that was able to give some advice to the homeowner who has a four year old granddaughter who allegedly snapped a photo of the ghosts romp saying they have to speak to the ghosts conversationally say something like i could appreciate it but you have a connection with each other but we have children here the story could be good news for all fans of the x. files t.v. show that's now put off the air for nearly a decade it's only a matter of time now before the new spin off show starts the triple x. files are you ready to rumble when we come back i'll take on conservative commentators the other serve on brian darling in this week's lone liberal rumble. but drives the world of fear mongering used by politicians who makes decisions to prove it through if you've made who can you trust no one who is in view with a global missionary see where we had a state controlle

i don't -- no matter how horny i am, if i can smell some bitch three blocks away, i would never go and i would close the window, i'd put vicks under my nose. [ laughter ] it wouldn't be an attraction. >> jimmy: vicks vapor rub. yeah, yeah, of course. >> because it wouldn't attract me to her, right? >> jimmy: no, but do you believe in psychic powers, though? >> well, i have psychic powers. i do have -- >> jimmy: you have psychic powers? >> -- i actually do. why do you laugh at that? i do. i can do -- i have psychic ability. like, we don't really know each other. i'll show you. can i show you my psychic abilities? >> jimmy: sure. >> i do -- i can do -- i think i've demonstrated this before. instant, i am an instant psychic. instant psychic. >> jimmy: instant psychic. >> so, i will ask you questions. and i promise you, we didn't rehearse this. i will ask you questions, personal questions about yourself, and i'll be able to pick it up instantly. okay? jimmy, what is your favorite color? >> jimmy: red -- >> red! see, i'm able to come up with -- [ laughter ] where did you -- and i know this,

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to have sex with people that you normally wouldn't have sex with because it just makes you really horny>> essentially, you're sleeping with all your client if you're a meth dealer. >> a lot of times. not me personally. >> no, no, i'm sure not you. >> for davis and the sheriff's police, the next step is to start making undercover buys from the top dealers in boys town. >> because tango is in jail they'll need the help from his long-time boyfriend on the streets to help introduce them to the targets. tango's boyfriend is a meth user as well, but he's less experienced with the drug trade and is getting cold feet. so tango twists his arm in a last ditch plea. >> listen, listen, they said they could even send in an officer with you that you can introduce and then he can take it from there. the quicker that you do something for them, the quicker that they can go to the state's attorney and start working. you see what i'm saying? >> his partner is a pretty innocent kid. we asked his partner, what was your gateway drug to meth? he's like there really wasn't a gateway, you know? the guy in jail

up this morning, read the news about cain, saw all the attention he was getting and said, "you're hornywell i'm dumb!" and set out to remind us of that. christmas is less than a month away. any of you go black friday shopping over the weekend? broken bones? anything sprained? widespread reports of injury and violence at black friday sales across the country this year. but the most talked about incident happened at a walmart in the l.a. area. a woman pepper sprayed other shoppers in a rush to get an xbox. and guess what? it worked. she got the xbox. our local kcal news interviewed a shopper that was a witness and she was kind enough to provide us with our "unintentional joke of the day." >> it was about this big and it was black. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: 9-9 -- oh, one more. 9. here's a new holiday tradition started by a gun club in arizona it's an opportunity for you and your family to pose with santa and high-powered weapons. there's little tommy and tom sr. with machine guns. this one is great. this is not only the baby touching the machine gun, the dad is pointing the gun right at the

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all of them's horny, all of them get sexual desires. so what are they going to do? you don't let them have a woman. they going to have -- somebody's going to have to give up some booty. it's just that simple. >> the most memorable story that fleece told us was about the place and importance that booty has in a maximum security penitentiary. and he went on about it and on about it. >> in this prison, booty, booty was more important than food. booty, a man's butt. it was more important -- i'm serious. it was more -- booty, having some booty, was more important than drinking water. i like booty. >> johnson went on to tell our crew how he used to satisfy his sexual desires, especially during the 1970s and '80s when he was most active and prison security was more lax. >> when i'd see one and he looks good to me, when i go see him i say, you come here. i say, i'm going to tell you what. i like you. and i want you. and we can do this the easy way or the hard way. so the choice is yours. and it was always yes. >> johnson also had a warning for the new generation of inmates.

i think we might need a horny president. remember what it was like when clinton was in charge?jobs, the economy was booming. >> wow. time now for your political ticker with tim farley, host of morning briefing on sirius potus live from washington. good morning, tim. >> good morning, car. >> we're not going to talk about what jimmy kimmel just said. >> absolutely not. >> today one of herman cain's accusers is expected to release a statement defending her claim that he sexually harassed her in the 1990s. there's been no letup in the scandal since politico broke the story on sunday. this story has legs, tim, and it will likely continue through the weekend. is it a safe bet to say the longer it goes the more it will hurt cain's campaign? >> of course. because it's a distraction. although you look at fund-raising numbers, polling numbers, the latest rasmussen poll, it shows herman cain still holds a lead over mitt romney. they've raised over $1 million since this first hit. this is one of those things i'm sure he'd like to put it behind him. he keeps bringing it up and talking about

calls you at 4:00 in the morning, someone is dead, something's on fire, someone's dying or someone's horny. >> i got to agree with you on that. >> thank you. we all know a booty call when we see one. we hear more from ginger white, the atlanta woman who said she had a 13-year affair with cain. hear from her later on "good morning america." >>> dr. conrad murray is back behind bars after getting the maximum punishment and harsh tongue lashing for the death of michael jackson. the judge sentenced murray to four years in jail not before berating him for committing gross negligence saying he was motivated by money, fame and prestige. he also expressed shock at murray's claim that jackson caused his own death. >> yipes, talk about blaming the victim. not only isn't there any remorse, there is umbrage and outrage. >> the judge was, i thought he was openly hostile. >> going to take a brief -- >> the judge suggested murray kept audio recordings of jackson to blackmail him if they ever had a falling out. >> the jackson family chose not to speak in court but in a statement read by their attorney the