well the reality s a lot of people these days do get ú&eir news from jon stewart and stephen colberrborowitz: well and yoo know what? they're not. this is another kind of misnomer. they're noo really doinn fake news. jon stewart is actually showing the aatual events. >> mith: he's showing real news.ú >> borowwtz: he is analyzing it. he just, he just happens to beemaking it funny. &->> borowitz: it's a fuuny presentation of the news. >> smith: right. >> borowitz: but you're hour of the jon stewart show including his interviews which i think are very good, you're getting more real watching, yoo know, thh situation room with wolf blitzer, you know, where ú&'s standing up in front of all those tvs like he's a salesman in a beet buy -howroom, you know? enough, it's, it's the networks it's the cable news networks that are the real clowns now and the ones that we laugh at. >> smith: yeah. >> borowitz: and jon stewart >> smith: it also seems interesting to me, that all of you guys, i lump you all into the same category here, will takeethings that seem very serious and horrible and somehow, h

it's jon stewart.othing proves that better than his attempt to stop republican voters for voting for gingrich. >> this is an intervention. it's why we are all right now at the caucus hampton in. everyone is here because they love you. tom, why don't you start us off, tom? >> i'm not inclined to be a supporter of newt gingrich having served under four years and experienced personally his leadership. >> why is that? >> because i find it lacking. >> oklahoma, you can't even find people with blue eyes in oklahoma. he's so conservative, he wants to protest against seeing schindler's list on tv because of the nudity. that's true. the nudity. that's what strikes us as obscene in schindler's list. we listen to this guy? >> you know, he's been out of government for a long time. he's reattached himself to his faith. >> first of all, he's reattached himself to his faith? and second of all, the only faith that gingrich has attacked himself to is the belief in the infall built of the gingrich. this is him last mont

from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to "the daily show"! my name is jon stewart! you're very kind. how many people get this when they go to work, really? i don't even get this when i go home. i need to have somebody go and warm up my family for when i get home. when i get home "dad!" my guest tonight, jonah hill. friends... friends-- and i say that not really being able to see who's watching-- friend, it's that time of year again. holiday magic. the twinning of lights, the nothing of eggs and, of course, anger and bitter disappointment. >> rhode island governor lincoln chafee coming under fire after refusing to call the tree in the rhode island statehouse a christmas tree. >> jon: he insists people call it the devil's pine! (laughter) satan's spruce! a tree bortion. (laughter) it's fox's war on christmas! it's back, baby. and this year's designated krooj, rhode island governor and part time steve doocy impersonator... (laughter). lincoln chafee

from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. we have a good guest, republican strategist ed gillespie will be joining us, i will ask him about the gop republican field and i will sit back and watch him weep, weep, like a child, will weep. (laughter) oh, where are you, jeb bush? captioning sponsored by comedy central (laughter) quick off the top. a couple nights ago i responded to the way christmas sell brants feel when they are unable to celebrate christmas at all times and all places. and i addressed our nation thusly. >> my fellow american, tonight i hum below come before you to declare war on christmas. >> that was two days ago. now look at me. (laughter) look how war ages a man. that is weird, how can i age in two days. is that-- well, last night one of santa's unusually large elves fired back. >> our pal jon stewart is following the various christmas controversies very closely. >> no, there is no question that mr. stewart is going to hell. (laug

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she like jon stewart, is he a smart and funny guy sometimes. i secretly know he looks forward to getting those hanukkah gifts so i am sending him the factor words book. coming right back with jesse watters trying to educate rhode island governor lincoln chafee about the christmas tradition in america. later, dennis miller on blagojevich going to prison. and the rebranding of newt gingrich. we hope you stay tuned to those reports. >> bill: the governor of rhode island lincoln chafee reefs to acknowledge that the tree the state puts up is indeed a christmas tree. the governor believes it is a holiday tree. we sent factor producer jesse watters up to see mr. chafee. >> hey, governor? jesse watters with fox news. could we talk to you for one second? >> sure. >> we just wanted to know who exactly does a christmas tree offend? >> i'm continuing the past practice previous governors have instituted and calling it a holiday celebration it goes back to governor almond and maybe before him. it's continue ago past practice. >> don't you think you calling i

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i love when o'reilly faces off with jon stewart. to admit on some lyrics, kanye's lyrics are not favor to believe women or the police. why would the white house open itself up to criticism. >> if you vet your rappers do it more thoroughly. >> greg: you vet your rappers. >> kimberly: i do. whether they rhyme well. >> bob: standing up for jon stewart. he met his match. >> eric: good stuff. roll the third one, guys. >> tonight, i can report to the american people and to the world that the united states has conducted an operation that kills usama bin laden, the leader of al-qaeda and the terrorist responsible for murder of thousands of innocent men, women, and children. >> eric: go ahead, robert. >> kimberly: that's how i felt. >> bob: every american was proud. it wasn't just barack obama. the guys that got bin laden. and give the bush administration credit. they did a lot. but let me just say this, i think that obama deserves credit for making the final call, which was a tough call. "a," they weren't sure he was absolutely there. >> er

from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show with jon stewart." captioning sponsored by comedy central [cheering and applause] >> jon: thanks. welcome to the show. jon stewart. got a great show. i apologize. very quickly, very quickly, i have to tell you, i'm completing a letter i'm writing to the ukrainian people. [laughter] the hangover remedy for u.s.o. volunteers. listen, our guess tonight, warehouse director of policy melody barnes. we here at "the daily show" realize politics takes steadfastness and the excessive buzz of the northern american douche fly. [laughter] there to red kyle and poke fun at your every move and gesture. colbert. but there's a fine line between courage and audacity, and several public figures have recently crossed it. it's the subject of our new segment, "holy [bleeped], you got some huge, hairy, mother [bleeped] balls on you" brought to you by lowe's hardware, the one-stop home improvement shop that legally can't prevent us from pretending they sponsored our balls segment. [laughter] we think. we don't actually know t

pinheads and patriots in a moment starring jon stewart.but we are in los angeles tonight because i'm doing the leno show this evening and then tomorrow in orange county. this weekend allowing everyone to listen to the no spin news which is a daily feature that bill o'reilly premium members get. we hope you check it out. it's a lot of fun. if you decide to become a billoreilly.com premium member, you will get a free copy of "killing lincoln." how great is that. if you buy cozy kill. we will -- "killing lincoln," we will send you the word book. and the elves are exhausted already and it's two more weeks before christmas. they are exhausted. this pen here, i took it to l. a., the restore the usa pen. got its own hotel room and it's own seat on the plane. that's how great it is. now the mail. jim from montana. >> david owen, firestone, colorado. >> troy briggs from california. >> i appreciate it, troy. very nice. david from new york. >> mark phillips, edge water, maryland. >> don't be a pinhead, mark. i don't go to fundraisers for anyone. wise

2011, from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is "the daily show" with jon stewartioning sponsored by comedy central ["daily show" theme song playing] [cheers and applause] >> jon: welcome to "the daily show". my name is jon stewart. later -- we're so excited tonight. later on the program we'll be speaking to a young irish musician named bono. we've been trying for years -- [ laughter ] -- to have this gentleman on the show. finally -- [ laughter ] -- finally what put us over the top, and i say this to any show looking to book him, basket of haggas. [ laughter ] now for those of you who watch our show regularly and i'm sure there's one of you. [ laughter ] , we devoted an awful lot of time on the program to the american elections. but did you know that other countries also sometimes choose new leaders? [ laughter ] let me back up. did you know there are other countries? [ laughter ] it's true. there's areas on the map that we sometimes learn about what we are bombing them. one of those such countries, egypt, just had an historical election. it's the subject of tonig

1st, 2011, from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome to the daily show. my name is jon stewart. we have a good one twour tonight. joining me tonight great bob costas talking a little bit of smack about brian william, maybe. i don't know what is going to happen. kidding can of course. let's begin with a new segment. we base it on the fact that no one has yet been held accountable for the 2008 financial crisis, it's a new segment we call how the [bleep] is it that martha stewart went to jail? (laughter) all right, let's get into it. we all remember the infamous bank bailout, tarp, troubled asset relief program and by assets i mean liabilities and by troubled i mean worthless. it was an enormous wall street bailout that everybody agreed we had to do and shouldn't do it. >> remember tarp, remember the bailouts, main street didn't get bailed out but the rich guys on wall street did. >> $700 billion thrown together over a weekend. >> $780 worth of tarp. >> tarps with a bailout fund that never should have

15th, 2011, from comedy central's world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with jon stewart. (cheers and applause) captioning sponsored by comedy central >> jon: welcome to the daily show, my name is jon stewart. oh, we got one for you tonight, one matthew damon will be joining us on the program tonight, a well-known actor. (applause) >> jon: first let's begin on the campaign trail with indecision 2012, the great white hope. as you know, republicans are working overtime to keep themselves from having to spend next fall with a mitt romney sign on their lawn. they'll do anything to avoid that honey, they stole our romney sign. no, that was me, i just put it away. (laughter) voters have test-driven everybody from bachmann to perry in increased desperation. over the first vote finally in sight, it appears that the ride may have arrived. the form of a white 1994 chevy capricious. >> we are just weeks away from the iowa caucuses and newt gingrich has risen to the top. >> according to one new national poll, "the wall street journal" poll puts gingrich ahead by 17%. >> very hard not