i said, let's take them to the oscars, too. em at halftime at the super bowl. she kept calling me, you're about to go in front of 410 million people. said, i wanted to take picture with the kids. last night, meryl streep was more concerned about those kids than she was about winning. there's a great picture. >> jimmy: so, you're not a monster after all. [ applause ] well, congratulations. great to have you here. very interesting to talk to you. keep making great movies. harvey weinstein, everyone. "the artist" still in theaters. we'll be right back with melanie fiona. [ cheers and applause ] fiona. [ cheers and applause ] >>> portions of "jimmy kimmel l. pete, did you forget yours? me pete, me use pen! (laughter) sorry i'm late, i s in the 16th century looking for pete's pen. (laughter) guys, guys. take it easy, ok? pete's mom is videochatting me, and she wants her pen back! ok, alright, well. i just got one. so... yeah, you've got a little... yep, i can feel the wet patch. don't look at it. when it's on your mind, it's on ebay.

i said, let's take them to the oscars, too. em at halftime at the super bowl. she kept calling me, you're about to go in front of 410 million people. said, i wanted to take picture with the kids. last night, meryl streep was more concerned about those kids than she was about winning. there's a great picture. >> jimmy: so, you're not a monster after all. [ applause ] well, congratulations. great to have you here. very interesting to talk to you. keep making great movies. harvey weinstein, everyone. "the artist" still in theaters. we'll be right back with melanie fiona. [ cheers and applause ] >>> portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you >>> the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series, sponsored by bud light. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: this is her forthcoming cd. it comes out march 20th. it's called "the mf life." here with the song "4 am," melanie fiona. ♪ sitting here feeling kinda crazy but not just any crazy ♪ ♪ it's the kind you feel when you love somebody ♪ ♪ and i know that my baby is calling somebody else baby

and i had this-- like the actual oscar. yes. night holding on to the collar like this. we almost lost you that night. yes, you almost did. and i was praying for--i was praying for someone else to win. and--oh, you were. and, well... yes. 'cause i knew i couldn't get out of the chair. and god k-knew what was good for him and he listened. god--that's right. that's right. now, uh, h--you--have you vowed to destroy dolly parton for this? will you... no. no. no. buy dollywood and burn it down? no. the--the lesson is, always try on something before, even if somebody says, "oh, no. it's perfect. it's perfect. it's perfect." yeah. that's right. yeah. that was a lesson, yes. and don't use dolly's guy anymore. and don't use dolly's guy. but, uh, okay, so now everything-- you--you're fitting in this dress quite beautifully. yes, i tried it on before. if you don't mind me saying. thank you. when you were-- you talk about auditioning for that role, and i--that, to me, is kind of mind-boggling because i can't imagine you auditioning for anyth

he said, i have to take a picture of you at the oscars. g like dumb stuff to make him laugh. like -- it's really funny because martin scorsese photo bombed our picture. >> jimmy: is this the picture you brought? brad pitt took this photograph. >> he's like, yeah. photo bomb. like scorsese, get out of my shot, bro. what are you doing? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he ruins everything. >> he looks like the guy from "up," kind of. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he does. he looks just like the guy from "up," there. he sure does. [ laughter ] eugene levee and the guy from "up." >> he's my hero. >> jimmy: you won't be working with him now, unfortunately. >> he's the best ever. >> jimmy: in the movie, one of the funny things, you come out dressed like eminem. >> yeah. >> jimmy: is that accurate to say? >> yes. i try to look like eminem in the movie. >> jimmy: you have short, blonde hair. >> yeah. i do this in real life, in high school. >> jimmy: in high school, you did? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you were young enough in high school, for eminem. >> we were ripping on me

sunday, after the oscars, after the late local news.ent that our first guest's critically-acclaimed show "community," would return to television after all caused an eruption of joy across the internet. people even stopped looking at porn for like 30 seconds. "community" returns march 15th. and you can watch his other show, "the soup," every wednesday night on e! please welcome joel mchale. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] how are you? >> i'm well. >> jimmy: i like that suit. it's very snazzy. >> yes, that's true. you look very different. you look like you've gained weight. [ laughter ] you look terrible. >> jimmy: i put on about 30. how are you? everything all right? >> yeah, a lot better than two days ago. "community" is back, though. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: they said your show's on hiatus. which usually means bye-atus. >> it's like being in a coma. but thank god for the internet. it exploded. >> jimmy: people wrote in. >> yeah. there was flash mobs and rioting. i don't know if you've seen what's happening in s

looks great at the oscars. we can look great at home, too. >> we are going to start with viola davis. >> which i think she stood out. she accessorized with emraleds, which is perfect for that dress. we found a great pair of earrings like violas. they are a great decco style. you have the tecco and emraleds. they are a great look for less. these are $19. she was also wearing great bangels. this is our slinky sparkle. how much nun fun is this? you get the bangals without the "clang-clang-clang." >> they are really fun. natalie portman. >> this is great for anyone with a round or square face. this is a great necklace for that. sparkly, but not too sparkly. will you get a lot of compliments on something like this. it comes with matching earrings. it is $19. >> that is beautiful. lightweight, too. >> the clutchbag. >> this is something i am proud of. when you find clutches like this, they are in the $200 or $300 range. we found this one for $45. the nice thing about this bag, unlike a lot of clutches, it fits your s

the real thing? or was he an oscar imposter? ously silent jack russell from the movie "the artist," who can forget that rare moment when "world news" heard from him? nodding his head, as the movie went on to win best picture. but wait, a new question, enough to make anyone stand up straight. and it was jimmy kimmel who asked it. >> this is something i'm upset about. >> reporter: his eagle eye on his team spotted something. or lack thereof. >> here's uggie in the movie "the artist." pause that. here's video of uggie on our show. we're going to freeze that, too. and examine here, if you look closely, the marking behind uggie's ear does not match the dog in the movie. i believe we were given a phony uggie. >> reporter: the uggie showed up on ellen didn't have the mark, either. or the uggie at the golden globes. >> has the markings that uggie has. the dog that's on stage at the academy awards. >> reporter: or the oscars. >> not uggie, either. >> reporter: were we duped by a doggy double? >> it's quite a scandal we've uncovered here,

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what meryl streep did after the oscars might be her best performance yet. >>> good morning, on this march 1st. i'm paula faris. glad to be back after a battle with the flu. >> feeling better. that's good. >> a little bit. >> i'm rob nelson. good morning, everybody. >>> the tornadoes have left destruction. some of them, 22 miles long, 400 yards across, took down entire city blocks. >> the winds, hurricane-force, toppling 170 miles an hour. at least 12 people have died. latest victims were in eastern tennessee last night. you can get an idea of the path the storms took by looking at this map. hard-hit cities of harrisburg, illinois, and branson, missouri. >> more of the same weather is on the way. we begin coverage with tahman bradley. >> this morning, towns across the midwest are picking up after at least 16 tornadoes left behind a path of destruction. the twister struck in an instant. >> i heard the wind pick up. all at once, it felt like the house was coming apart. the windows blew out. the glass was flying through the house like big knives. >> like a train. just like they say it does. i

well look it's an industry filled with conflicts of interest i don't know if you saw the oscars but one of the peeper sins interviewed on the red carpet was none other than the chairman of the disney company the disney company of course own c.b.c. that was presenting you know the the oscars so you know they're all sort of scratching each other's back and so is promoting using media to promote and not be critical not asking the really hard questions until the system collapses and then they point the fingers at others they say well look everyone was doing it everyone was involved in these mortgages therefore no one was doing it therefore no one is responsible that's that's their line and that's why we've had so few prosecutions of c.e.o.'s that were you know they need deep in all of this corruption and all of this thread. what we need today is not a nother bailout we need to jail out you know of the people who are responsible back in the s. and l. days so the s. and l. scandal seventeen hundred bankers or banks went to jail and most non of going to jail now now i know and that's a bit of

and you should never say -- i know we had it with the oscars. you should never say somebody passed. the whole point is they're dead. they can't pass. they're there. i had a friend and her husband died. i said to her. he died. and another friend was in the room. i said your husband, he passed. i said gas. it's all right. >> jimmy: not great. but it's better than the alternative. yeah. >> the oscars is going to be some thing for you, huh? >> jimmy: we did it already. but maybe next year we'll do it again. you have ash on your lip and stuff. >> delicious. this way, i'm really with the dog now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're together again. >> together again. >> jimmy: did your dog really die? >> yeah. and my neighbor called me. and what a bitch. and says to me -- would you like a dogsickle because it was hot? gave me my dog to lick. >> jimmy: you have to move. >> and they say, we don't eat dog. there's a leash hanging out of her mouth. they eat dogs. >> jimmy: it's just a small percentage of them, of course. what would you have done to sasha barren c

the same day. but you only have one time to be nominated for an oscar, with some great people. rday, throw a party. [ laughter ] and then, i'm going to fly right back. >> jimmy: and go home. >> and go to the oscars. >> jimmy: go home.cyrus. consumers today have a legitimate concern about the chicken they eat. they want to know more about how they were raised, what they were fed. we spend a lot of time on the feed because a chicken is what it eats. [ jim ] this seal verifies we feed my fresh all-natural chickens an all-vegetarian diet including corn, soybeans, and marigolds. we actually ask the usda to come check us. we have never fed steroids or hormones and never will. no blood meal, no meat and bone meal. yuck. no animal by-products. it means when you put my chicken on the table, you know where it came from. >> jimmy: this album is called "chimes of freedom: the songs of bob dylan, honouring 50 years of amnesty international," here with a cover of "you're gonna make me lonesome when you go," miley cyrus. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i've seen love go by my door ♪ it's never bee

the same day. but you only have one time to be nominated for an oscar, with some great people. ar weekend on saturday, throw a party. [ laughter ] and then, i'm going to fly right back. >> jimmy: and go home. >> and go to the oscars. >> jimmy: go home. >> and go home. >> jimmy: "undefeated" opens in limited release in new york and l.a. this friday. we'll be right back with miley cyrus. >> jimmy: this album is called "chimes of freedom: the songs of bob dylan, honouring 50 years of amnesty international," here with a cover of "you're gonna make me lonesome when you go," miley cyrus. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i've seen love go by my door ♪ it's never been this close before ♪ ♪ never been so easy or so slow ♪ ♪ been shooting in the dark too long ♪ ♪ when something's not right it's wrong ♪ ♪ you're gonna make me lonesome when you go ♪ ♪ dragon clouds so high above ♪ i've only known careless love ♪ ♪ it's always hit me from below ♪ ♪ this time around it's more correct ♪ ♪ right on target so direct ♪ you're gonna make me lonesome when you go ♪ ♪ ♪ purple clover queen anne's lace ♪ ♪

i was at the miami herald and i got a call from the oscar meyer wiener company, talking about bringing the wienermobile to miami. there are six of them. a lot of people do not know that. [laughter] this nation leads the world in wienermobile technology. although, iran is a developing more. [laughter] not for long. so they called me up and say we're bringing the wienermobile to miami, would you like to drive it for a day? i said heck yes. i knew exactly what i wanted to do. i wanted to pick my son of that middle school. [laughter] there he is in peer pressure hell. i will never forget. there are all these mothers in minivans. and behind it is this looming hot dog, and i am saying, rob berrryy, come to the wienermobile. you scar their child psychologically for life. yes, but it was worth it. [laughter] >> politicians, often an easy mark for humor. who among the republican crop of candidates do you find the best targets, and what is it about politicians that makes them so funny? >> where do you start? herman cain, i was so sad when he dropped out. he was getting funnier by the second. new

. >> why beating the all-star game was televised against the oscars? >>gary: tom cruise looks good. can do for you? stores are a thing because the season is 66 games, this may have been the only window to get it in. no one interested in lebron james will be worried about the oscars. 60 million were watching the oscars and 7 million or 8 million watching the nba game. >> you are the last man standing. forecasters today are like factory workers, the same side of this material. >>gary: he heard me saying that the other night but i was kidding. >> tony, i concur. >> tony, i concur. getting ready to plant? chances are your sl is like this: compacted, drained of nutrients. it'll hold your plants... but it'll also hold 'emk. the solution: miracle-gro gardenoil. thperfect mix of rich, organic ingredients, and miracle-gro plant food. just mix it in. and turn bad soil into great soil. helps plants grow twice as big. they'll leap ahead. miracle-gro garden soi start right. finish big. >> was davy jone monkees band mate, sudd death. our tearful new interview. >>> fallout over the high schoolteach

we hired heidi, the cross-eyed possum to make oscar predictions for us. she did well. e went two for three. she picked best actor and actress correctly. unfortunately, in september, heidi the possum died, which means she won't be making picks this year. she'll be making her picks from possum heaven this year. possum heaven is just a tree. without the benefit of the cross-eyed possum, this year, we've set our sights on another very talented animal, uggie, who played the part of jack in best picture nominee "the artist." you know the dog from "the artist"? if you haven't seen it, here he is, the winner of the golden paw award. there's uggie. [ cheers and applause ] about 16 pounds. he's just slightly heavier than your average hollywood actress. uggie's going to make oscar predictions for us all week. tonight, he's going to select the winner for best actor. we have pictures of each up for best actor nominees. brad pitt. jean desjardins. gary oldman, from "tinker tailor soldier spy." and i don't know who that is. we put hot dogs on top of each of their pictures. and whichev

and also on dvd this weekend the five time oscar winner "hugo." what the fuss is all about. when you figure it out, tell me. >> thank you for a great job in l.a.. we have not had a chance to tell you how great it was. >> wonderful hearing your voice is back here on the east coast. >> thank you. see you soon. >> coming up on abc 7 news, this one crosses generations. a rare sight. we will have more for you coming up. >> a big problem affecting how we burry. a new way to revive sinus >> intense pressure, pain, headache. these are symptoms of a condition many washes tony ends are living with. now a new procedure to help people without surgery. >> you feel it in your eyes. it is sort of like a stabbing pain. it is they're constantly. >> here, knows, and throat doctor says she has chronic sinusitis. she gets temporary relief from medicine and antibiotics but once long-term relief without having surgery. this month she is having a new minimally invasive procedure called a balloon sign a plastique. --sinuplasty. in traditional surgery, bone is removed. wit

did you watch the oscars last night? >> i -- i did. i did watch the oscars.now, they go on -- >> jimmy: it's a long show. >> -- for a long time. >> jimmy: did you make it through? >> i made it through because i had to see who won best actress. >> jimmy: yes. >> and -- but it used to be best actress then best director then best actor then best movie and they waited and waited. >> jimmy: it was a weird order. >> so it was such a weird order. >> jimmy: it was so weird. i didn't even know what they were giving out, and just clapping, going what is this again? hey, it's sound editing, of course. i didn't know. >> but, anyway, and i got -- i was really excited that meryl streep won. i'm a huge fan. >> jimmy: me, too. i like meryl streep. [ cheers and applause ] she's the greatest. so sweet and good and humble and fun. >> what pisses me off about people who have a thing about meryl streep winning is, like, well, she, you know, again? it's like, well, that's her job. like she does it really well. [ laughs ] >> jimmy: she kicks butt, yeah. >> and so why are you angry

the show. every year, we find a remarkable animal and make them make oscar predictions. last year, it was heidi, the cross-eyed possum. this year, it's uggie. uggie is the dog from "the artist." and he will choose the best leading actress. here comes uggie. [ cheers and applause ] uggie is up on his box. and he's -- [ cheers and applause ] each one, depicting one of the five best actress nominees. michelle williams. viola davis for "the help." meryl streep, for "the iron lady." rooney mara for "the girl with the dragon tattoo." and glenn close for "albert nobbs." we put a hot dog on top of each picture. whichever hot dog uggie eats first is the actress he thinks will win. last night, he picked george clooney to win best actor. and tonight, who will he pick? are you ready, uggie? okay. pick away. here we go. it's time. where is -- oh. uggie has selected meryl streep. and viola davis. that dog is smart. [ applause ] all right. well, apparently, the fact that meryl streep once accused a dingo of eating her baby has not affected uggie's selection. thanks, uggie. what is uggie

the movie became the first feature from iran to receive an oscar. "a separation" focuses on the lives of ordinary people. the award comes during a period of renewed tension between iran and the west. nhk world reports from tehran. [ speaking in a foreign language ] >> reporter: differences between a wife and husband boil over. their quarrelling takes place amid a society whose laws are based on islamic principles. the couple find them too confining and want more freedom. the wife wants to raise their only daughter abroad in a more liberal society, but the husband wants the family to stay put. their dispute pushes the couple to divorce. the husband had wanted the family to stay in iran to care for his father, who suffers from alzheimer's. after his wife leaves, the husband hires someone to take care of his father. but the arrangement soon hits a roadblock. the caregiver, a devout muslim, cannot touch a man she's not related to. the film portrays the kind of conflict many iranians face. >> translator: this movie can be interpreted as bravery in present

looks like the artist will settle for the second lowest box office in recent oscar history. ade less. >> the movies expect a bump from "john carter." it's about a civil war veteran of spirit off to mars. the john carter story inspired star wars. >> later this month "the hunger games per "a futuristic death match spread over three films. it expected to be bigger than " twilight." "a bell racks made a $71 million per ">> in the weeks ahead expect other oscar winners to -- to come out on dvd. i think people are resistant to the film because they want sound. >> short attention spans. >> good to see you. coming up next, another milestone for apple. >> see who won the prize for downloading application #25 billion. [ male announcer ] for the saver and a big first step. fothe spendewho needs a little hhelp saving. for adding "& sons." for the dreamer planning an early escape. for the mother of the bride. for whoever you are, for whatever you're trying to achieve pnc has technology, guidance, and over 150 years of experience to help you get there. ♪ ♪ >> the maryland air national guar

. >> plus, of all of the places to be mentioned a man in sunnyvale wasn't expecting the oscars. what he did that earned him a shout out in hollywood's biggest award ceremony. >> we'll give livermore a shout out. good drive for 580 here, things are drying out from the overnight. and we're looking at a smooth drive. we have accidents and the wires down to tell you about coming up. >> welcome back everyone. we give you a live look outside as that's the embarcadero in san francisco right now. yes, calm out there. cool out there. you might want to check your weather forecast with christina loren coming up. it's 4:54. >> first, a little baseball. we're about a month away from opening day. the giants letting us know who will be on the mound for the start of the season. the latest from scottsdale. >> reporter: it shouldn't come as a huge surprise that tim lincecum is set to pitch in the exhibition opener on saturday, and you can also pencil him in for opening day as well. also good news on the injury front as freddy sanchez took ground balls and threw to first base on wednesday. the team

. >> after the big winners at the oscars, it may be a good time to see what you missed out on. >> a documentary football team that became big winners. arch campbell has what is on tap. >> it is a good time to check up on oscar winners including "undefeated." >> use a football builds character. it does not. football reveals character. >> the high-school and north of memphis, tennessee. the inner-city school often lost every game of the season. but he and his fellow volunteers about to change that. >> it takes a man to stand up. >> it puts a face on real world poverty and family challenges in much the same way as "the blind side." even when there is hope for a couple star players, you end up wondering what comes next. three stars pg-13. also opening a disturbing psycho thriller. the mother who cannot quite get through to her kid. 3.5 stars. >> did you chop down this street? >> for families, "the lorax." have a nice weekend everybody. i'm arch campbell, abc 7 entertainment.

>>> and -- >> first sighting of angelina in new york city after her leg took center stage at the oscars. >>> the kardashians' former nanny tells all. family secrets kept hidden until now. >> people have accused kris of going too far. >> what she saw inside the kardashian home when no one was watching.

the artist will win the best picture at the oscars and the best news for a silent hilariousness. >> is it 60 minutes. >> i think it's longer than that. i think it's two hours. >> others predicted it. >> i think it's a long shot myself. but we'll see. my prediction, look for the caucus system to be questioned this year after iowa and maine. will have been questions about count. unlike the regular primary system where you have professionals out there work in the precincts, the cause kick relies on volunteers. and that causes a number of problems and people are raising question about that. >> i predict that the new president of the world bank will be secretary of state hillary clinton. bye-bye. did you know that over 50% of most people's water bill is for watering their lawn and garden! and remember - you can reduce your water bills by collecting rainwater - simply catching the rain that down through your gutters anyway - and storing it in any kind of tank you like. when you need to water your plants, you've got free irrigation water through a hose at the base of your tank now that makes