it's still a classic though, conan.er today o'brien announced he had fired pete cashmore and put himself in charge. here's part of his announcement. >> i'm sick and tired of scanning the internet, looking for any news about technology. i go to mashable, i see the atrocious job they're doing. i decided it's time for me to take over. that's why several hours ago i called pete cashmore and i told him, you're out! get out! you're through, cashmore, through! get out! of course, keep in mind i was screaming get out on a phone call and he was talking from home. so it wasn't clear what i was throwing him out of. there's going to be a lot of changes around here, okay? so stay tuned because i'm in charge now. all right? stay tuned. i'm going to be sending out a lot of tweets. let's get a tweet out there. how do i -- how do you tweet? could -- that is one bad blackberry. >> conan. >>> 100 years ago this week the most luxurious ocean liner in history was ready to set sail, two weeks later it was at the bottom of the atlantic ocean.

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that's one bad blackberry. >> conan. years ago this week in the most luckuresious ocean liner in history was ready to set sail and two weeks later it was at the bottom of the atlantic ocean. a look at this new museum celebrating one of the greatest triumphs and tragedies. >>> right now the u.s. coast guard is working to save the crew members of a crippled yacht about 270 miles off the california coast. a small ship has taken two of the injured people off the boat. they will be taken via helicopter back to san francisco. three crew members were reportedly hurt on the yacht when it was caught in a storm and smashed by waves. the 67-foot yacht was taking part in an around-the-world race when it was disabled by a huge wave. >>> another unarmed african-american teen was shot to death a week ago by police in pasadena, california. police say officers fired on 19-year-old kendrick mcdade as he was reaching towards his waist band. a 911 caller had said he had just been robbed by two men with guns when police game upon mcdade. no

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chef scott conan is here with us, he grew up in an italian-american household.ooking had him taking lessons at the age of 11. >> today he's regarded as one of the most respected chefs in new york for bringing in an unwavering passion to create food for the soul. and he also makes great balls. >> i brought these balls here for you. >> thanks. we always appreciate that. >> i've heard that about you. >> hey, hey, hey. talk to us about what you're making. >> we're making some noodie. if you don't know what it is, it is the inside part of the ravioli without the pasta. >> the little lower calorie one, in a sense. >> i guess. >> the cheese. >> exactly. >> here we have spinach, add ricotta directly to that. we have a little bit of flour. the key is to add as little flour as possible. >> why is that the key? >> because it really creates a more tender ball. >> then why did you put so much flour out there? >> a little breadcrumbs as well. parmesan cheese. mix it all up. it looks like this. this is the final product. >> what were you grating in there? >> nutmeg. >> is that

vets have figured out the father of a baby chimp born on valentine's day is this guy, his name is conan father of another chimp, tracy, born at the sanctuary five years ago. now the reason no one suspected conan as the father is that the chimp has undergone multiple vasectomies. >> makes sense. guess that they didn't work. >> i guess not. >> there is a new direction for two middle school students, authorities say 37-year-old jesus ventura demanded money from a teller, then took a $20 bill and slid it back to the teller as a tip. police later arrested ventura, while he was allegedly trying to rob a second business. the suspect has been in trouble recently. he was currently on leave from his firefightering job because he took a loaded pistol to the fire station. he says he has bipolar bipolar disorder, anxiety and depression and off his medication. >>> there is new reaction from two middle school students being called heros for jumping in action when the bus driver passed out behind the wheel. it happened monday near seattle. it was all caught on video. one student grabbed the steering wh

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. >> conan, you look awful. [ laughter ] >> what? i look awful?e put a bright red wig on a skeleton and chucked it out of a helicopter. >> you came on my show to play the flute and insult me. was that the idea? >> no, paramount pictures and myself and ronald joseph and ron burgundy have come to terms on

. >> conan, you look awful. [ laughter ] >> what? i look awful?e put a bright red wig on a skeleton and chucked it out of a helicopter. >> you came on my show to play the flute and insult me. was that the idea? >> no, paramount pictures and myself and ronald joseph and ron burgundy have come to terms on a sequel. >> jon: that is the wrap on news watch this week. thanks to our panel. i'm jon scott. thanks for watching. keep it right here on fox new

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government website with a twitter of message saying it was a protest against conan surveillance proposals. and activists take action to present her in greece is beyond well you know good and as live on air by a group of masked protesters who broke into the studio. there is less than forty eight hours left for the syrian government to comply with the u.n. back peace plan it calls on the baskets to withdraw troops and tanks from residential areas seizing all military activity but the government says it won't pull bath without written guarantees from the rebels to make sure they won't move in to take over verse cities have you went last to damascus for ongoing violence but the regime blames the bloodshed on terrorists funded and armed from abroad but rebel fighters have been refusing to relent until president assad steps down and they are being told through a multi-million dollar support from the u.s. and its allies as artie's sarah first. talks of ending the violence on the inside the friends of syria come. outside day and take this riot place we're getting heavy handed they dispersed a tin

searches of all personal media devices even they think the arizona taking it too far and it goes for conan crazies are against it think of things from think. and here's the i thing on the cake as the daily caller is thomas grier points out an article arizona has its own constitution that protects free speech maybe even better than the us constitution it says every person may freely speak write and publish on all subjects not only are they violating the first amendment but they're also violating their own state's constitution but thankfully state lawmakers have started noticing at the outcry they've actually decided not to send this bill to governor brewer for signature just yet now now they want to revise the language but still h.b. twenty five forty nine in its current form passed both houses of arizona's legislator and that alone earns the state's nights time. hi guys it's time for happy hour and joining me this evening are two you learn that lauren lyster outs of the capital account here on r.g.p. sorry and nick gillespie editor in chief of reason t.v. and reason dot com thanks for join

we elected conan the barbarian oz governor. this is the current mayor of glendale.o you see, frank is not a bad looking guy himself. while you might not think a kardashian would get a lot of support for a mayor, there is one man that is excited about it and that is jake dird. jake is very, very enthusiastic and today, he stationed himself outside the glendale galleria to get people fired up. ♪ is. >> are you registered voters? do you care about the future of glendale? i have to get everyone's signature to get kim on the ballot. where you from? >> philippines. >> philippines. it's not a real place. we need to get her on the ballot and kick out frank. have you seen him naked? he is not trying. that is what he looks like. in the buff. we saw her in the movie kissing peepee. do you want a mayor that looks like that? >> no. >> we need her to fill that seat. and she can fill that seat. and she can bang a gavel. these aren't jokes. if these were jokes, i would say, how many kim kardashians does it take to screw in a light bulb? none there are no black light bulbs. i'm sorr

first what you missed on conan last night. >> a new republican ad came out that claims president obama is too focused on being cool. president obama had to stop the ad saying he was too busy with the new band one direction. >> quick headlines now. new developments in in the disappearance they found several items possibly related to the case in waterville maine. reynolds 20 months old when she disappeared in december. they are sending the items to a crime lab. bush kicking off his warrior 100 k. the bike ride honoring troops injured while serving in iraq and afghanistan. the president kicked things off yesterday along with 70 other riders and our own dr. mark siegel. he will join us live with all of the highlights next hour on fox and friends. >>> federal agencies battle it out in federal court today over the age of which young girls can get new jersey contraception. this after the white house blocking the fda letting girls under the age 17 from buying the morning after pill. >> federal judge has ordered the fda to explain by today why the agency will not allow the plan b morning after

bottom floor the customers eat upstairs the restaurant was made famous first by a lummist and later by conan. >> accommodating customers who know we are going to be closed. we going to make whatever happen happen. be able share our last moments at the restaurant with customers. >> the restaurant got hit with a triple whammy, old building, kitchen has to be brought up to code and lease about to expire. >>> police and deputies preparing for another massive search of two santa rosa parks hoping to find a teen who has been missing nearly a week. >> katie marzullo is live at the santa rosa police department. >> reporter: the search will resume today. yesterday the search was call off at 8 p.m., not before a massive effort was put forth. police officers and sherr deputies searched both areas by ground and air they are looking for 15-year-old charlotte molinari, 5'9, 150 pounds, brown hair and eyes riding a green bike. her dad says she left on that bike to ride to spring creek last saturday morning no one has seen her since. she did not come home. no one has heard from her. her dad created a facebo

. >> you're a good guy, conan. >> yes, you are. >> this is an actual courtroom show. i swear. >> don't even think about it. think about it. >> brings us to our clip of the week. >> i have a post menopausal [ bleep ]. >> you can guess what he said. >> yes. you know what? he is an absolute doll. he is a lot of fun. sometimes those shows can come off very snarky and mean spirited. in actuality -- i hope this doesn't destroy his control career -- he is a very sweet guy. very family oriented. >> he can think on his feet. it was on last night. "the soup" airs wednesday night at 10:00. >> unless it's being canceled after we were on. >> that's happened before. >>> before we go on to "the voice," people send us stuff all the time. lots of times it is fun because it is very interesting stuff. but yesterday somebody sent these to me. i told you all about it. except there were about ten of these all stacked in. >> those are huge honkin' -- >> they went like hotcakes around because everybody was grabbing. i said, wait, you got to save three so i had hold these babies up. these are

i never do but everyone sometimes slips. [ laughter ] >> i wish i hadn't seen that conan as callista.ng to haunt me in my dreams. unfortunately it looked pretty realistic. and by the way give the kid the ball. what is the matter with you? that's unamerican. when we come back >>> john mccain was speaking on the floor of the senate and he says war on women? what is so? >> my friends this supposed war on women or the use of similarly outlandish rhetoric has two purposes and both are political in their purpose and effect. the first purely political. the first is to distract citizens from real issues that really matter, and the second is to give talking heads something to sputter about when they appear on cable television. i don't believe the ludicrous partisan posturing that has conjured up this imagine air war. >> my friends the ludicrous imagine air war on women as he said. all right. senator mccain let me give you evidence. first of all today the violence against women act actually passed as my mom would say thanks god. 68/31. do you want to know who the 31 that voted against it were?

i never do but everyone sometimes slips. [ laughter ] >> i wish i hadn't seen that conan as callista.oing to haunt me in my dreams. unfortunately it looked pretty realistic. and by the way give the kid the ball. what is the matter with you? that's unamerican. when we come back, john mccain says the war on women is imaginary. i'll give him evidence when we return. mix. >>now it's your turn at the only online forum with a direct line to eliot spitzer. >>join the debate now. i look at her, and i just want to give her everything. yeah you -- you know, everything can cost upwards of...[ whistles ] i did not want to think about that. relax, relax, relax. look at me, look at me. three words, dad -- e-trade financial consultants. so i can just go talk to 'em? just walk right in and talk to 'em. dude those guys are pros. they'll hook you up with a solid plan. they'll -- wa-- wa-- wait a minute. bobby? bobby! what are you doing, man? i'm speed dating! [ male announcer ] get investing advice for your family at e-trade. >>> john mccain was speaking on the floor of the senate and he says war on wo

you know, i'd like to remind everyone here, we elected conan the barbarian as our governor.f bad decision-making. i don't really see kim kardashian as the mayoral type. this is the current mayor of glendale. you see frank is not a bad looking guy himself. while you might not think a kardashian would get a lot of support in a race for mayor, that is one man that is excited about it, that's jake byrd. he jake is very, very enthusiastic and today, he stationed himself outside the glendale galleria to get people fired up. >> are you registered voters? do you care about the future of glendale? i need to get everybody's signature to get kim on the ballot. where you from? >> philippines. >> philippines. it's not a real place. we need to gather the signatures to get her on the ballot and kick out frank. have you seen him naked? he's not even trying. that's what he looks like. and we've seen kim in the buff when she made that movie kissing pee-pees. he's a miss. got his black bars over his junk. you want a mayor that looks like that? >> no. >> she's ready to fill this seat. and she c

>> nope. >> conan has been vasectomized twice, and i have since re-vasectomized the group, and i have in the colony. >> i just did the worst thing possible. i said i hope it's a chimp. >> vasectomized. i never heard that before. i didn't know you could make a verb. that is definitely an anomalous situation. >> her word of the day. >> thank you. finally, you have awakened, my crew, my friends. word of the day. 16 minutes now past 6:00. >>> ahead on "early start," the man who killed trayvon martin finally faces the judge. the court session was brief, by video, but it did provide some key details, allegations anyway, about the case against george zimmerman. >>> and also still ahead, another embarrassment by the gsa. the agency using taxpayer money, your money to congratulate a so-called, quote, jackass. ica'ss and here's what we did today: supported nearly 3 million steady jobs across our country... ... scientists, technicians, engineers, machinists... ... adding nearly 400 billion dollars to our economy... we're at work providing power to almost a quarter of our homes and businesses...

. >> that's conan o'brien on his late night show poking fun at newt gingrich.e're focusing on politics letting you hear from the 2012 presidential contenders. newt gingrich says he's determined to stay in the presidential race. at a rally in milwaukee, gingrich focused his attention on president obama instead of gop front-runner mitt romney. >> this is the heart of the power struggle we're engaged in as a country. are we in fact a people where god -- where power comes from god to each one of you personally, and you are personally sof remember. sovereign. you loan power to the state. the state does not loan power to you. now, is that true or not? in barack obama's world that's not true. in his world the government is sovereign. we are subjects, not citizens. the government can tell us to do anything. if you actually read the questions going on with the supreme court and obama care, they cut right to the heart of this. and it was justice breyer who said the other day, we are really questioning the degree to which the federal government can intervene directly and

. >> conan says he thinks it could be beer. my grandfather drank red wine daily and he lived till 103. >> log on to our facebook fan page, leave your response. we'll have the answer in the 6:00 hour. >>> 5:23. some showers west and south of town now by about 50, 6 on miles. by the time we get to the middle of the day, they'll be scattered showers. the readings upper 50s to around 60. scattered showers on and off all day and into the evening as well. we'll clear it out though for your thursday. over to you. >> thank you, howard. >>> a key capitals player has been suspended from tomorrow night's playoff game. >> plus, the redskins are going to get an up close look at the ruins of bounty gate in their first game of the season. it has to do with the saints. kristen berset has your morning sports. >> good morning, everybody. redskins fans, time to make your travel plans. the n.f.l. released the full schedule and the redskins have some exciting matchups, including a thanksgiving day showdown in dallas. the first time for the skins on

. >> conan, you look awful. [ laughter ] >> what? i look awful?meone put a bright red wig on a skeleton and chucked it out of a helicopter. >> you came on my show to play the flute and insult me. was that the idea? >> no, paramount pictures and myself and ronald joseph and ron burgundy have come to terms on a sequel. >> jon: that is the wrap on news watch this week. thanks to our panel. i'm jon scott. thanks for watching. keep it right here on fox newss

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. >> that's a clip from conan o'brien when he took his show on the road in san francisco. sam wo is now closed after public health investigators say they found several violations in march including rodent activity and improper food storage. the owner tells "the chronicle" the building is too old to keep open. the restaurant was famous for waiter immortalized in tales of the city novels for insulting customers and criticizing their menu choices. >> the whole staff. have you ever been there? >> i haven't. i guess i'm not going to be able to now. >> you don't want that. okay. 5:08 right now. coming up starbucks zapping a buggy ingredient. we're going to tell you what bug guts are doing near your latte just ahead. that'll make your morning, huh? >> no kidding. plus mosquito martyr, why this man is voluntarily subjecting himself to all these bites. >>> hopefully they got the bugs worked out on $ ipo this morning. >>> it's amazing to hear all the ipos scott. look at the fog at the golden gate bridge. cooler temperatures, warmer temperatures, we'll find out the full forecast on

here is conan o'brien. >> a british historical society declared britain's greatest foe of all time iscond place adolf hitler, third place went to madonna's accent. >> we're closing down shop. thank you for being with us tonight. make sure you go to greta wire.com. and what is your favorite government agency? keep it here on fox news channel. good night from washington, d.c.. a a a little slow, lads. "the five" is next. >> eric: hello, everyone. i'm eric bolling, with andrea tantaros, bob beckel, dana perino, and greg

here is conan o'brien. >> a group of parents is suing apple for designing apps to be addictive for childrenle entered a plea of "duh". >> that is your last call. lights are blinking and we're closing down shop. thank you for being with us tonight. make sure you go to greta wire.com the s here is "the five." >> eric: hello, i'm eric bolling with andrea tantaros, bob beckel, dana perino, greg gutfeld. this is "the five."

here is conan o'brien. >> a group of parents is suing apple for designing apps to be addictive for children entered a plea of "duh". >> that is your last call. lights are blinking and we're closing down shop. thank you for being with us tonight. make sure you go to greta wire.com there is an open thread and you can tell us what you thought about tonight's show. and looking at pictures from sudan, unbelievable. good night from washington, d.c.. see you monday night. >> bill: "the o'reilly factor" is on. tonight. >> i am sorry for the loss of your son. i did not know how old h