jess, jess, jess, jess ! my fellow citizens as we look ahead and prepare to confront the difficult issues that loom before us the stakes could not be higher. do we want our government to tie the hands of our business community... with unnecessary rules and regulations ? no. no. or do we want-- or do we want to give them the freedom they need to pump new economic blood-- into-- what is wrong ? i'm sorry. this is not me. - and this definitely is not me. - jess ! look, the only reason i ran for city council in the first place... was because i got a water bill for $30,000 and i couldn't find anybody to do anything about it. so i decided if no one was available to help an ordinary citizen solve his problem, then somebody ought to step in. i thought that someone might be me. anyway, i know people are tired of getting ripped off. and i don't care if it's by government officials who only care about getting reelected... or by developers who are only interested in making big profits. yeah. tell 'em, jess. i'll only mak

jess, please, don't leave yet. - so long, victor. - please, jess, just a little while longer. too late, victor. you had your chance. mr. brashov. mr. brashov ? are you all right ? yes, i'm fine. i was just-- thinking about jess. i miss him, too. - hi, jihan. - hello. is jamal here ? - i think he's in the back. - thanks. hello, mr. brashov. hello, jihan. everything okay ? yes, everything is fine. oh, jihan, what are you doing here ? - i was just on my way home. - how has your day been ? well, i went by the office and cleaned out my files, picked up our airline tickets and found a company that will ship our things to egypt. jamal ? yes ? why are you unpacking the same boxes you've already packed ? because i don't think we should move back to egypt. ah, henry, nice of you to join us. i'm not that late. tell that to mrs. tracy. she is waiting for her lunch to be delivered. since when did you become the boss around here ? i don't have to be the boss to know when someone is not doing his job. thank you, henry. i have been very selfish. you would have to give up everything you've acc

i agree with jesse and john. >> you can't say that. >> go for it. >> i agree with both jesse and johnill tell you why. i agree the team is a private company that can fire him if they choose to do so. but the whole idea of being offended, and the second somebody offends you they should be fired is ridiculous. suspensions in baseball are supposed to be given out if you deck an umpire or break the rules in someway. he didn't break any laws or rules. all he gave was a controversial opinion. he should be able to do that. people should be able to do that, in this country if any, without worrying they will pay a fine or lose their job anytime they say something the general public doesn't like. >> i am tired of this apology briggade, bill, or hysteria, but i wasn't tortured under castro. >> it is not about the general public, but the people in that community who are putting money into that community which is where the team is, and the team should say, look, he screwed up. >> they could have reacted more woosley because they are trying to market to cuban-americans. that's a huge part of the mi

jesse is stuck 16 feet down.the plan is to dig down 20 feet with heavy ground-breaking equipment and then cut across by hand. rescuers know they need to move cautiously. >> if there would have been any further collapse, of course, in the well above his head, yes, there's a risk. and that was one of our main concerns is vibration of the ground around the opening. they shut off all traffic, stopped all traffic within 500 feet. >> my role as a rescue was to help with the shoring and the trench. and my job was also to be one of the diggers down at the bottom that actually dug from the trench over to the well where little jesse was. >> as the operation approaches its fifth hour, 17-month-old baby jesse seems to be hanging in there, but the question everyone is asking, how much longer can he last? >> my only thought was he's getting tired. i was worried about him maybe giving up, and i was talking to him, you know, comforting him as well as myself. >> firefighter tim daneen is working with other rescuers in 15-minute i

and to jesse's point. is jesse still there? jesse made a great point. he has been a salesman and i think that under scores the point that not everyone should go to college. >> you are very clever. i appreciate that. on the final thing, you said on maroon 5 which is apparently a band which i never heard of and i listened and they are absolutely horrendous. they might be the worst band in america. >> it is dentist office music. >> it sounded like it. >> he is a handsome chap, the levine character. you said they don't matter and they don't have much influence. adam levine has two plus million twitter followers. he is very influential in someway. i don't know who the people are that follow him on twitter. >> none of those people are over 18. and the three that are are not registered voters. >> they are registered sex offenders. >> in other words, bill. >> bill is not registered. >> he has the little thing on his ankle. >> that's for drinking. >> we are moving on. thanks. >>> coming up, was ralph maccio your sin gnaw bonn server's art work wear? you know wha

. >> >> hey, steve. >> jesse, wanted to ask you about the convention then.ou're going to go there with maybe 100 dels or something. what is it that you guys want to get out of the convention this summer, what is it you can get? when you look at this platform, the issues that matter most to your candidate seem to be absolutely opposed by everybody else who's running this president for year. 2,000 dels on the other side and 100 on your side. what is it you think you can get at this convention in concrete terms? >> we're going to have a lot more 100 bound del delegates. govern governor romney is only halfway. we're going to be competing very hard. last night in colorado's 7th congressional district, we won one of the three dels up for grabs in a district we did not expect to do as well in. so the exit of santorum means we'll be picking up a lot more delegates and we've always been poised to exside the delegate total that the media has been painting. but we're going to the convention to try to make ron the nominee. as far as issues i think the republican party a

african-american athlete jesse owens won four gold medals infuriating hitler. >> track tar jesse owens of his medals were for running events. fourth was for what? >> bill: cards up please. come on. the answer is "a", long jump. >> he sports guy. >> matt millin, who knocked him out. joe lewis is correct. >> does he lose on that. >> i wanted you to maintain a little dignity. >> i'm trying not to humiliate here. >> can we do the segment where i get them right? >> bill: paul revere remembered for his wide to warn people about the british. his day job he was trained as what? >> bill: you should know this dunder heads, silversmith. you just guessed. >> i did not. come on. >> revere silver. that is famous. >> bill: yes. i have a paul revere signature at a matter of fact. >> you want to know my logic? >> bill: no. most americans think abraham lincoln is hero for keeping the union together. the movie as portrays him as what? >> bill: roll the tape. >> bill: that is right. a >> bill: that is right. abraham lincoln, vietnam fire hunter and next, george w. bush werewolf. are they running out of id

it's not funny, jess. i just got a second note from his teacher about his math and english grades. - that bad, huh ? - don't worry. 's only a passing phase. he'll geover it. - t when ? don't know if i can le that long. - hasn't he got a birthday coming soon - next month. he'lle 14. fourteen ? he's practically man. at 14 i was working in my father's shop. would you like me to finhim a jo? e on thing i wan is for himo finishchool without failing. finished my deliveries mr. brasv. do youant me to do anythilse fore i go home ? i can't lievi'm hearing this. hat's the tter with you, henry ? oh, i was justondering if i can be of hp. - esn't sound li the hry i know. - y, i'm feeling good, okay ? does this ha anyth to do thour date last saturday ? - it might. - well, i'm glad one of us has a love life. congratulations, henry. what's the young lady's name ? oh, sara. she's in my social studies class. theyenbowling saturday night that's what i call a hot date. meaningful relatnships have started with a lot less. my g

african-american athlete jesse owens won four gold medals infuriating hitler. >> track tar jesse owensts. fourth was for what? >> bill: cards up please. come on. the answer is "a", long jump. >> he sports guy. >> matt millin, who knocked him out. joe lewis is correct. >> does he lose on that. >> i wanted you to maintain a little dignity. >> i'm trying not to humiliate here. >> can we do the segment where i get them right? >> bill: paul revere remembered for his wide to warn people about the british. his day job he was trained as what? >> bill: you should know this dunder heads, silversmith. you just guessed. >> i did not. come on. >> revere silver. that is famous. >> bill: yes. i have a paul revere signature at a matter of fact. >> you want to know my logic? >> bill: no. most americans think abraham lincoln is hero for keeping the union together. the movie as portrays him as what? >> bill: roll the tape. >> bill: that is right. a >> bill: that is right. abraham lincoln, vietnam fire hunter and next, george w. bush werewolf. are they running out of ideas? one of my friends produced it.

african-american athlete jesse owens won four gold medals infuriating hitler. >> track tar jesse owensee of his medals were for running events. fourth was for what? >> bill: cards up please. come on. the answer is "a", long jump. >> he sports guy. >> matt millin, who knocked him out. joe lewis is correct. >> does he lose on that. >> i wanted you to maintain a little dignity. >> i'm trying not to humiliate here. >> can we do the segment where i get them right? >> bill: paul revere remembered for his wide to warn people about the british. his day job he was trained as what? >> bill: you should know this dunder heads, silversmith. you just guessed. >> i did not. come on. >> revere silver. that is famous. >> bill: yes. i have a paul revere signature at a matter of fact. >> you want to know my logic? >> bill: no. most americans think abraham lincoln is hero for keeping the union together. the movie as portrays him as what? >> bill: roll the tape. >> bill: that is right. a >> bill: that is right. abraham lincoln, vietnam fire hunter and next, george w. bush werewolf. are they running out of

we sent jesse watters to environmental conference. he got booted out of there. >> dennis miller on who governor romney should pick as a running mate. the u.n. investigating the u.s.a. for human rights abuses. we hope you stay tuned to those reports. >> bill: watters world segment last tonight. last week greens world held at the traffic convention javitch convention center. he was anxious to attend that so we sent him. what's your ideal green home look like? >> create your own electricity through rainwater. >> you must be kidding. >> i think solar power is great. solar panels always sound good. >> bamboo. >> um. >>um the home is made of bamboo. >> see what i mean boo boo. >> i think wind power is great. >> wind wind chills in the front lawn. >> i think it's cool. >> i wonder who could have done things like that. >> in terms of lawns. why don't we turn that front space into a garden? [contradicts] >> don't use eyebrow move on me it's not going to work. >> little bit like tree house. similar to a hobbit log cabins. >> future is the past.

african-american athlete jesse owens won four gold medals infuriating hitler. >> track tar jesse owense for running events. fourth was for what? >> bill: cards up please. come on. the answer is "a", long jump. >> he sports guy. >> matt millin, who knocked him out. joe lewis is correct. >> does he lose on that. >> i wanted you to maintain a little dignity. >> i'm trying not to humiliate here. >> can we do the segment where i get them right? >> bill: paul revere remembered for his wide to warn people about the british. his day job he was trained as what? >> bill: you should know this dunder heads, silversmith. you just guessed. >> i did not. come on. >> revere silver. that is famous. >> bill: yes. i have a paul revere signature at a matter of fact. >> you want to know my logic? >> bill: no. most americans think abraham lincoln is hero for keeping the union together. the movie as portrays him as what? >> bill: roll the tape. >> bill: that is right. a >> bill: that is right. abraham lincoln, vietnam fire hunter and next, george w. bush werewolf. are they running out of ideas? one of my fri

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>> you knew jesse james. >> you know where jesse james was at the end of the civil war what he did. > are from. jesse james is a part of the packets. he broke off and they shot him. >> would you like a chalk board for this segment? >> all right. now let's go. he was in the civil war. question number four a few years ago wal-mart wanted to build a store. historians from what legendary actor? jactor got involved in that thing. the cards up please. let's roll the tape. >> first we had disney then the power lines now we have wal-mart. i believe in capitalism but i believe in capitalism coupled with sensitivity. >> sensitivity and money. you had that right. >> we are tied. >> tied with one to go. okay. this is dramatic. >> more tradramatic than the ci war itself. >> the film gods and generals tells a story of confederate general. stonewall jackson. >> you are the first brigade in the taikss -- faikss of youaff general. you will be handed down in austerity as the first big grade in the second war of independence. >> what was general jackson's first name? not stone wall. what was his nicknam

we sent jesse watters to the windy city to find out what's going on. later, shocking new study about teenage drinking and drug abuse. the warriors have the grizzly stats. we're coming right back. so far 10 people murdered in. gang generated minority involved. we sent jesse watters to the windy city to find out what's going on. ♪ >> a total of five fatalities. >> murder is skyrocketing in the city of chicago. what's going on? >> it's three times more deadly in chicago than anywhere in the nation. >> it really starts at home because you have got a lot of people born into families without fathers. >> chicago gets millions of dollars each year to fight this. where's the money going? >> money is not enough. it's going to take family-to-family, block-to-block to not only bring the crime down but raise the value of life. >> what's this neighborhood like? >> confused. desperate. desperate for resources. i don't know what a resource is going but it's not coming in our community. >> it's world war 17 over here. if you get caught in the crossfire hope you make it

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jesse?!? jesse? jesse?! much obliged. suddenly, everything else seems old-fashioned. ultrabook. inspired by intel. ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. my guest tonight is a graduate of princeton university and harvard law who currently works in the white house. please welcome first lady michelle obama! ( cheers and applause ) madam, first lady, thank you so much for coming on ( cheers and applause ) thank you for coming. i apologize. they normally don't cheer for me that long. ( laughter ). thank you so much for coming back on the show. >> it's good to be back. thank you for having me. >> stephen: you were here almost exactly four years ago. >> yeah, but we weren't here. >> stephen: no, no, no. we were in philadelphia. it was during the campaign. the first time you were on my show, you were not the first lady. now you are. >> yes. >> stephen: that's called the colbert bump ( cheers and applause ) you're welcome. you're welcome. now, let's bump joining forces. tell me what it is and how they can get involved. >> jill biden and i started this initiative t

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jesse?!? jesse? jesse?! much obliged. suddenly, everything else seems old-fashioned. ultrabook.pired by intel. thank you very much. folks, my guest tonight is an education consultant whose new book is calledded question we're losing our minds." i assume all the answers are in the back. please welcome richard hersh. [cheering and applause] mr. hersh, thanks so much for coming on. >> thank you. >> all right, sir, you got the new book. it's called "we're losing our minds, rethinking american higher education. you know a little bit about american higher education. you're the president of a couple of colleges out there. hobart, also trinity college. >> yes. >> you're the vice president of academic affairs at a couple other different places. if you think higher education is such a great thing, sell me on it. say something smart, smart guy. [laughter] >> it's the most important way people learn how to think, gosh get their own identity, think creatively. >> stephen: so before people were going to these colleges, okay, people didn't know how to think? you're saying jesus was dumb. you j

jesse?!? jesse? jesse?! much obliged. suddenly, everything else seems old-fashioned. ultrabook. inspired by intel. >> jon: welcome back. my guest tonight is a founder of the jane goodall institute. she's also the spokesperson for disney nature's new film chimpanzee. ♪ ♪ from the beginning to the end, he was more than a friend to me ♪ >> jon: i'm not made of wood. welcome back to the show, jane goodall. ( applause ) >> jon: how are you? >> great. i'm going to see if you remember a proper chimp greeting. >> jon: was that good? ( cheers and applause ) thank you. by the way not as effective on the streets of new york, i found. so nice to see you again. this movie, i don't know how... how did the cameras happen to be in the jungle at the moment this young chimp... what is the young chimp's name? >> oscar. >> jon: oscar. >> um-hum. >> jon: is taken in by freddy? >> it was luck. it's the most amazing piece of luck. they were going to film the development of a young chimp in his family and his group. when the mother was killed by a leopard.... >> jon: it was luck. >> it was luck that th

>>> thank you jess.s afternoon a prince george's county volunteer firefighter will get to go home after nearly two months in the hospital. kevin o tool was one of seven firefighters injured in february while battling a house fire in river dale which was later ruled arson. the 22-year-old suffered second degree and third degree burns over half his body. he's scheduled to be released from washington hospital center this afternoon, he still has months of physical therapy ahead of him. >>> now to a lighter story from a local school. geography never tasted so good. students at hb wood lawn in arlington to be a bite out of the -- took a bite out of the lessons last night. the eight graders constructed a map on the world in the school's gym using thousands of cupcakes. the student also completed a more traditional and less tasty assignment. they also took donations to split twine the u. n.'s food world program and the arlington center. >>> we have a not so appetizing look at some area restaurants coming up. >>

jesse?!? jesse? jesse?! much obliged. suddenly, everything else seems old-fashioned. ultrabook.d by intel. (cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome back to the show. i don't know if you noticed this, by the way, neil degrasse tyson was holding a rubik's cube. i swear to you that thing was not solved when we gave it to him maybe 25 seconds before he walked out here. (laughter) he's e.t . i believe he is e.t . i think he did one of these. "solve it." (laughter) listen, having spent the first act of tonight's show on asteroid mining-- which i did-- we turn now reluctantly to the 2012 presidential campaign. today stunning new development. >> this just into cnn. we have confirmed that newt gingrich will, indeed, drop out of the presidential race next week. (cheers and applause) >> jon: no, not yay. not yay. (laughter) anyway, he announced he was dropping out next week. (laughter) that is so gingrich. (laughter) "today i am calling off this grotesque and hopeless charade of a campaign seven days from now. gingrich 2016!" gingrich's news came on the heels of willington millington rom-nill

jesse?!? jesse? jesse?! much obliged. suddenly, everything else seems old-fashioned. ultrabook.. >> jon: welcome back. dem -- certainly october see. you condition spell it without almost spelling crazy. and lately it's busting out all over. most recently egypt, their upcoming election is the subject of our new segment. we probably should have looked that up but we're a little lazy. wick pedestriania, something. egypt is now six wokes away from its next presidential election. of course the winner of the previous five is not running this year due to the technicality of having been kicked out of the country by his own people. one of the affects of the arab spring as we were promised for so long. democracy is finally flowering in that part of the world. for america funny steer, one little issue. >> as egypt's election campaign gathers space, we're seeing the rise of candidates from islamic partiment one more radical than the next. >> jon: see we want democracy to flourish over there as long tas is the kind we get to choose, you know, the good kind. the kind where they choose people

jesse?!? jesse? jesse?! much obliged. suddenly, everything else seems old-fashioned. ultrabook.lcome to my guest tonight, the founder of change.org. please welcome to the show ben rattray. (cheers and applause) nice to see you. how are you. nice to see you, did i pronounce that correctly? >> you did. >> jon: that's the end of the interview. >> thank you so much. >> jon: i've done it tell me about, so change.org, you are a guy, you were going to sanford. >> yeah. >> thank you, one person. >> jon: i know. so [bleep] [bleep] hard to get in there you think the whole audience is going to be like that's where we all went. you were in finance. >> yeah. >> jon: you were going to make millions and millions of dollars. >> as much as you, hopefully. >> jon: thank you. >> you're welcome. >> jon: he's right. you decide instead to try and help people. >> crazy yz is that when they threw you out of sanford. >> the story was i was gok an investment banker, that was the plan. my senior year i go back home, talk to one of my younger brothers, and he comes out as gay. what he says is the most nota

jesse?!? jesse? jesse?! much obliged. suddenly, everything else seems old-fashioned. ultrabook. inspired by intel. well, that's it for the report, everybody. but before we go, over the weekend, broadcasting lost a legend, mike wallace. the man who invented nailing an interview subject. and he was on this show five years ago when we asked him to read some questions to show me how a master does it. and he did not disappoint. >> you expect me to believe that the high levels of dioxin in the water supply were simply flavor crystals? >> stephen: that is nice. were simply flavor crystals? >> stephen: that is nice. >> you and i - previously, on "30 rock"... - so, you're-- - in three weddings, in the same day-- yeah. - fate is telling us, we're each other's settling soul-mates.

jesse?!? jesse? jesse?! much obliged. suddenly, everything else seems old-fashioned. ultrabook.( cheers and applause ) >> jon: welcome back. i want to talk to you about outrage. this is a story about outrage. you may have heard comments president obama made last week about whether the supreme court would overturn his health care law. >> it is an unprecedented stand off, the president versus the judicial branch. >> it is preposterous, and even a little scary to hear such abject ignorance from a supposed constitutional scholar. >> i would respectfully suggest that the president needs to back off. >> jon: i would tell him, i would say... i would say to the (mumbling). would say, zip your lip. i would say that. i really would tell them that. i really would. i really would tell him that. just so you know we don't forget that before the nickers got all twisted up about the santity of the judicial process. someone spent a lot of a year (beep) on it. >> you have to worry about liberal activists judges. >> we believe the role of judges is to say what the law is not what they think it oug

. >> hicks has never ridden in the washoe valley before, but police officer john jesse knows in thesearts when the wind picks up, it can be a doozy. >> you can't go through the valley and you don't want go through washoe valley when the wind's that high. >> officer jesse sees hicks pass by and races to pull him over. there's an advisory that day prohibiting high-profile vehicles from being on the road, but hicks doesn't see it. he's approaching the windy valley and immediately feels wind between 60 and 80 miles an hour. he tries to slow his truck down, but it's too late. >> the first inkling in my mind was when the truck got quiet, once it came up on two wheels, there was no noise anymore. i looked in my mirror and that the wheels were off the ground and panic struck. in an instant, i tried to think of what to do, what can i do? >> he tries desperately to countersteer the truck and straighten it out, but he's outmaneuvered by the wind. >> when i knew i was going over, i braced myself and held on for dear life. when the truck finally hit the ground it seemed like it rolled forever. whe

jesse?!? jesse? jesse?! much obliged. suddenly, everything else seems old-fashioned. ultrabook.el. is. >> welcome back, everybody. my guest tonight have a new book called the rich and the rest of us. now that would also be a good title for this interview. please welcome colonel west and tavis smiley. (cheers and applause) >> good to see you. thank you so much for coming on. always wanted to have you on for a long time. now you gentlemen, are you both very successful media and educational figures in your own right, tavis you have a show on pb s&p rr radio. you also together do a show on prr radio. we know brother west you are going to the union thee logical seminary. >> that's right. >> stephen: you guys have got it together, all right soichlt admire that about you. but i do have a bone to pick. and it is the name of this book. the rich and the rest of us. a poverty manifesto. that is class warfare. pure and simple. you're dividing america, defend yourself. >> west. >> we simply want to say that we will defend the dignity of poor people, the humanity of poor people and that we're

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