in western music, we'll use an accent on every two. for example, one, two, one, two, one, two. if you watch a marching band, you'll probably see a lot of duple time or time divided by twos or fours. if you watch the way they move, the way they step, it's often divided-- one, two, one two, one. if you watch somebody dancing to a waltz, you'll see the emphasis of their bodies moving on the first beat of every three-- one, two, three. one, two, three. and the choreography of their movement corresponds to that emphasis in time. pulse is also something that people perceive as an audience not just the musicians using accents to organize time. when you listen to music, you feel music, and you start to dance. you can see it at a large crowd of people at a concert, and everybody seems to be moving together. the rhythm is sort of a glue that holds the band together. it keeps everybody playing in time, as they say. and it keeps everybody thinking about the music the same. the beginning of the melody is here, you know, the beginning of the song is here, and the end is here, and the rhythm

>> jimmy: yeah, adele called and said -- [ british accent ] -- "i'll give it to you." [ british accent> steve: "you can have my grammy, mate." [ laughter ] [ british accents ] >> jimmy: "you're good enough, man. you'll get it, right." >> steve: "you're better. you're better than me." >> jimmy: "you're better than me." [ laughter ] >> steve: "give me another pint." >> jimmy: i just love that you don't expect that voice from her. >> steve: no. [ british accent ] >> jimmy: thank you. >> steve: especially after she sings. it's so beautiful. >> jimmy: oh, her voice is fantastic. [ laughter ] "the 20/20 experience." he's going to talk with us and perform a new song. justin timberlake is here. [ cheers and applause ] j.t.! [ cheers and applause ] it's a killer album. from the hit show "justified," timothy olyphant is joining us. [ cheers and applause ] and every week, we're getting the celebrity who was fired by donald trump on "all-star celebrity apprentice." tonight, we have legendary rock star dee snyder in the house! [ cheers and applause ] we're going to talk about that. and as i mention

. ♪ [ french accent ] antacid! sorry, i have gas. but you relieve gas, no? not me...as fast. [ moaning ] a little help? who's the gas xpert? [ antacid ] it's gas-x. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is one my favorite comedians. he wrote, directed and starred in the critically acclaimed indie film "sleepwalk with me," which is now available on dvd. if you haven't seen it, you have to watch it. you will laugh. it is such a great movie. please welcome back to the show, the hilarious mike birbiglia, everybody. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> that is so kind of you guys. thanks for doing that adaptation of my song. >> jimmy: the roots. they do external work on everyone. so, we love having you on the show. last time we talked about your movie "sleepwalk with me," i was blown away by how -- >> oh, thank you. >> jimmy: -- well directed, well written it was. it's based on your one-man show. >> yeah, and it's not -- if you guys haven't seen it, it is now on netflix. and i know because they recommend it to me all the time. [ light laughter ] apparently, it is righ

. >> jimmy: the accent is completely confusing, because on the show you have a southern accent. >> yesw am i to know that this is real? so when did you move to -- did you move to london from new jersey? >> yes, moved to london from new jersey when i was 14. my mom's english, my dad's american and made this leap and everything. >> jimmy: you have to go to escape the zombies. >> yes, i knew they were coming. even then. >> jimmy: how do you learn when you're from those backgrounds a southern accent? do you get frit television? >> yeah, you get it from television. in england everyone has this fantasy of doing a tennessee williams or southern things. it's definitely the accent you always put on. when i went to do "the walking dead," it was funny because i thought i'm really going to go method with this accent. so i exclusively talked to southerners and would only talk to teamsters. and all of our teamsters are men. so i started to sound really, really southern. and my producer did not like me sounded like a man. so i had to kind of shake that off a little bit. >> jimmy: john wayne was proba

because his accent was so heavy. he had a great accent. someone waited on me in texas, i could barely understand her. there are plenty of people with accents in america. i live in pittsburgh where there are still plenty of people with the pittsburgh accent. it would think that tv and radio would have killed it off, but it has not. >> on the front of this cover i have here of the steinbeck "travels with charley" book is a picture of john steinbeck sitting in front of a tree with the dog, the poodle. you talk about this picture in your book. >> that picture was also used as part of the ad campaign. i think that is what i am referring to. they did full-page ads in "the new york times" and elsewhere. that is the picture they used with steinbeck and charley. he was a standard poodle. he was not a baby, that is for sure. >> did you find anybody that could tell you how many books of "travels with charley" had been sold since it published in 1962? >> the penguin group now owns the rights to steinbeck's books. when he wrote them, it was the viking

no, the accent locater for gina mccarthy, the president's nominee is boston.. >> as you know, in march of 2012, epa announced the first ever carbon pollution standard. >> in south boston, they do not have carbon in march, they have cabon in mach. the reason she has that spectacular south boston accent is because it is an indelible reminder of where she comes from. she comes from massachusetts. where she is from and used to work for republican governor, mitt romney. she was a top environmental official in massachusetts under mitt romney and oversaw the implementation of mr. romney's climate action plan to combat global warming. the terror piece was a plan for massachusetts to join with the other states in the northeast in a regional cap and trade system. that was mitt romney's plan to be overseen by gina mccarthy, then he decided to get the republican nomination for president in 2008 and decided to turn against his ideas. he backed out of the regional cap and trade thing and all of his other climate stuff. gina mccarthy left what had become a dead end job becau

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sound fluently. >> in the case of denaris played by amelia clark speaking dothraki with an english accent which is an entirely different thing. >> i tell you, he struggles, but amelia clark does an excellent job as a nonnative dothraki speaker. >> i think that he's going to tell me after saying this, i would say that on set ian glen, i think -- he plays my confidante struggles with dothraki as he should. >> they each have their own way of pronouncing words. i remember that one of the funs ones with jason, he routinely pronounces every word that ends with the sound "e" he changes it to "a," that's kind of like the rock stars when you hear them say baba, instead of baby. he does that and he does it perfectly fluently and everywhere throughout the entire series. he just kind of brought that himself. it was so exciting to see. if you're looking to go to school, you deserve more than just flexibility and convenience. so here's a few reasons to choose university of phoenix. our average class size is only 14 students. our financial tools help you make smart choices about how to pay for school. o

and i >> that's the same accent.sh. i should be embarrassed but it's just, i'm 81. i don't have to be embarrassed anymore. >> reporter: she was hungry for film roles. but had to fight against characters that often reduced her to racial stereotypes then it became insert ethnicity here spit fire mike mohican spit fire mexican spit fire. >> right. it's funny now. it was horrible then. >> reporter: in 1954, she landed on the cover of life magazine where she was spotted by marlon brando. they began a tumultuous eight-year affair. as moreno writes... >> to say he was a great lover sensual, generous, delight filly inventive would be gravely understating what he did not only to my body but for my soul. >> reporter: i have to ask... i don't imagine what you're going to ask with respect to that quote. >> reporter: i mean, was it that good? >> well, what do you think? what did i say? (laughing) yeah. >> reporter: but the obsessive relationship with brando was volatile. constant fights and infidelity. and then one day the king.

[ applause ] but i got to tell you, between her japanese accent... and whatever i have going on... [ laughter ] ...i'm pretty sure a lot of stuff gets missed. [ light laughter ] here's an example. i went over to japan to meet her family. let me tell you, that is a [bleep] boat ride, man. [ laughter ] but i did discover that i walk normal at sea. [ laughter, scattered applause ] anyway, on the boat, this question came up. i was like, "hey, honey... so, did you tell your parents that i have cerebral palsy?" she was like... [ japanese accent ] "no, but i told them you were white." [ laughter ] [ chuckles ] "don't you think this might be more important?" [ laughter and applause ] look, i don't speak japanese, but i'm pretty sure her dad said, "we sent you to america, and this is what you brought back?!" [ laughter and applause ] "he's broken!" [ laughter ] "probably made in china." [ laughter, cheers and applause ] thank you, guys! you're awesome! thank you! [ cheers and applause ] thank you. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com >> from comedy central's

they're like... [ midwestern accent ] "oh, my god, how'd she fall? "i know you know. i know you know." [ normal voice ] i was like, "i don't know, dude. maybe she was in a hurry. i don't know." because it takes her like half an hour to get down the damn stairs. maybe she was like, "oh, screw this." [ laughter ] pfft! pfft! pfft! pfft! krrr! [ cheers and applause ] i'm just joking, all right? some people laughed. some people are like, "wow, you're going to hell." she didn't do it 'cause she was in a hurry. i pushed her. [ laughter ] no, but i had to push her. have you ever tried to walk behind your grandma down the stairs? it sucks. it's the slowest thing in the world. i'm behind her. i'm like, "crap, bathroom's downstairs. "got to go, got to go! can't go left, can't go right. can't go left! ticktock, grandma!" [ laughter ] what's up? here's your walker. aw, don't cry. you look fat when you cry. [ applause ] all right, i'm pete lee. thanks for being a great crowd. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ["daily show" theme son

we tried to simultaneously get the rhythm, melody, the subtleties, dynamics, accent, all those things that make music interesting. but a lot of times, it is good practice to tear them apart. solo guitar playing, for example, polyphonic music, you have a melody and a baseline, maybe an accompaniment, 3rd voice or harmonic accompaniment. i always suggest people to tear them apart, work on the melody, just work on the base, rhythm, accompaniment. that provides an important process to understanding how these elements have to happen simultaneously. >> when you are writing, as a fan of yours, for decades now -- i think your first record came out in the 1970's. >> 1978. >> that is right. as a fan, one of the things that struck me is you did not sound like anyone else i had heard, and you still do not. when i listen to any other guitarist,, composer, you can hear their influence, who they took this idea or technique from. your music just sounds fresh and novel. i wonder if you might be willing to disclose to us some of your influences and how they gave rise to your compositional playing style

present, men and you have that eight accent it's hard to be a leader in that technology. >> host: i think it's safe to say that social networking, twitter and facebook, have really dem mott contract tiesed news con expulsion production as well. you can be a producer on facebook and as a consumer i can aggregate my consumption experience and pick out and customize the way that i receive my news. on twitter i can follow certain people and i get only the news i want. and i can filter out other news. how has that changed media and how will millenals continue to shape the media landscape going forward? >> guest: it's definitely changed the economics models of media. you're a television host, and as you well know, frequently you'll probably do a show and you'll hear from someone a few days later, great comment on your show, because nobody is watching it in real time. certainly people in this generation, the ability thatle what is going on online is a constant conversation. i have a -- regularly check the hash tag on millenials on twitter, and there was a report that came out a couple -- a

it is something we have had to learn, and we speak technology with an accent. we don't really know it intuitively. i looked at my kids, they are native speakers. they use it, it is intuitive. it is an intuitive feeling that they have that most of us don't. we think about this issue a lot because when you are working with people with disabilities and people with different kinds of stresses, you have to adjust your thinking to who you're talking to and who you are working with. or work is shaped by to beliefs. the first is that we had no reason to talk about this ability with technology. disabilities' exist because of the -- i don't ask the client what their disability is because it is irrelevant. what do you want to deal on a computer? the print is too small, we can fix that. the mouse or the keyboard is too difficult, try this. try speech input, we will try different things to get the technology to work. the technology is what creates a disability. the other believe that we have is that it is important to step back from what we know at listen to our clients. ha

some cases the callers had foreign accents. what if the caller doesn't have a foreign accent? does that mean it's a legitimate debt? >> no. there are more and more of these fandom debt scams popping up everywhere. it is definitely a growing cottage industry. even if a caller does not have a foreign accent, obviously the two cases that we brought, the call centers were located abroad. however, even if they don't have, there are many consume ers who have complained and it definitely seems to be a widespread call centers are located everywhere. >> are these scams just calling the consumers? or are they calling parents or siblings or children, relatives? >> because they may be collecting on very, very old debt often they are calling very old numbers. could be ex wives, could be old addresses, tracking down folks. so definitely, and one of the things is, if they do get a relative, threatening the relative that the grandson is going to be arrested is another way in order to collect money from people. so again, the same advice sort of applies. that if a parent or relative receives in

talk about it in a good way the idea of having an accent. it's a good way of thinking about people, other people of other generations can learn technology but there may be in some cases some kind of accent that is still pleasant. when you have that accent it makes it harder to be a leader in the next generation of that technology. that is the advantage that the millennials really have. >> host: i think it's safe to say that social networking sites like twitter and facebook have really democratize consumption and production as well. you can be a news producer on facebook and as a news consumer i can aggregate my consumption experience and pick out and customize the way that i received my news. on twitter i can follow certain people and i get only the news that i want and i can filter out other news. how has that changed media and how will millennials continue to shape the media landscape going forward? >> guest: it's definitely change the economic models. you are a television host and as you well know you will probably do a show and you will

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(spanish accent): javier, marcello! susanne. hey, deng, let me help you with that.t. oh, guys, no. i could not today. it would just be... that's normal. there is only one street where that is normal. here's a hint: a giant yellow bird lives on it. well, i'll be pretty happy if royce's only baggage is that she's too nice. too nice? that is the worst kind of baggage. best baggage: hates her dad and thinks she's fat, but isn't. angry sex on the first date and then as soon as you mention breakfast, she's gone. why do guys hang out with me? narrator: that night on my date with royce i kept waiting to see what her baggage would be. so, is spaghetti your specialty? uh, no. the main event is my pancakes. i'll make 'em for you sometime. they are insane. my dad used to make multigrain pancakes. he's the one who got me working in porn. you know porn? "parents offering recreation and nutrition"? it's a charity for inner-city teens who don't have access to sports or healthy food. (sighs) (chuckles) that reminds me... (giggles) i killed my brother... ...with this joke i told him

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was [in english accent] "not available for export." and it took me years to figure out what he was talking about, but the fact that the native americans that lived on this land could not leave - to leave the land, this river, this mountain would put them in what would amount to ceremonial exile. so the land is extremely important. now as we look at the relationship between myth and ritual in terms of primal religion, we're going to find a very different field. religions such as christianity, judaism, or islam remove the divine from creation. so we've seen how the human effort is to reach the divine, and great cathedrals or mosques are built. here with the native american perception, the divine is within nature - the land is divine - and so there was no need to build extraordinary structures to worship the divine; the divine could be found in the river, in the animals that live in this area, or in the mountain. so as we turn to myths in the native american tradition, we're going to see that rivers take on importance in terms of the stor

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[ with italian accent ] >> steve: call of-a duty. [ light laughter ] hey, i'm going to play-a the gameuter console. >> jimmy: hey -- keep it down -- >> steve: hey, i'm-a the pope! you no tell-a me what to do! pope-a! that's how he talks because he's argentinean, right? but, the pope is italian. >> jimmy: is that right? >> steve: from italian decent, so he talks like -- [ with italian accent ] hey, what's-a matter for you? like that. i should know, i'm half italian. >> jimmy: okay. >> steve: we can cut this all later. [ light laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: no, we can't. ♪ [ light laughter ] thank you, slugs, for being homeless snails. [ laughter and applause ] what a great crowd, they feel bad for snails and slugs. >> steve: aww. you're so cute. >> jimmy: i love my audience. they feel bad. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ they feel bad for slugs. they feel bad for those slugs. >> steve: aww, poor little slugs. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, the occasional lunch salad, for being an early heads-up to my body that i plan on eating like crap for dinner. >> steve: i just had a salad for lunch. three burritos. crus

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she goes on to point out other examples of the digital immigrant accent including phone calls to ask someone that received an e-mail printing at a document to edit by hand showing people a website on the computer instead of each mailing them of link that sounds like my parents >> guest: he talks about the idea of having an accent and a native immigrant dividing is a good way of thinking about it. people in other generations and the technology may in some cases be some kind of accent that is present and it's to have a leader in the generation of that technology in the competitive advantage of the millennial. treen facebook of really democratized the newest consumption and principal was well. you can be a news producer ron facebook and as a news consumer i can sort of abrogate my consumption experience and pick out and customize to receive my news on twitter i can follow certain people and i get only the news that i want and i can filter out other news. how well the millennials continue to shape the media landscape going forward? >> guest: it's definitely changed the economic models of

they're fantastic. [ with irish accent ] >> steve: they're from ireland. >> jimmy: yes, they are. these are the "pros and cons." tonight's -- is easter. sure, it's a nice holiday, but it's not perfect. [ laughter ] and i'm about to go there. [ laughter ] >> steve: where you going to go? there? >> jimmy: there, probably. let's take a look at the "pros and cons" of easter. here we go. pro, the easter bunny is great. con, but let's be honest. he's no santa. [ laughter ] right? you know what i'm saying? there's only one santa. >> steve: true. >> jimmy: pro, getting up early to paint your eggs. con, that's what members of the blue man group do every morning before a show. [ laughter ] >> steve: oh. both of them? [ applause ] >> jimmy: protein diet? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: i don't know. >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: pro, easter is a story of a man who dies and comes back to life three days later. con, or as lil wayne put it, "been there, down there." [ laughter ] check out tmz, y'all! >> steve: yeah! >> jimmy: pro, the new york city easter parade features people wearing oversized bonnets.

. 30 years ago we judged accents a lot. we don't judge grammatical mistakes the way they used to. so how that's going to play out in terms of grammar rules come standards will be one of the interesting things we love to see. >> host: has the instantaneous sabean always unchanged as? >> guest: it's glad to insecurity i talked about earlier and in some ways is a misnomer. that suggests you're going to respond immediately. the so-called synchronous communication. if you are running eight or 12 i am chats, but if you're doing six or eight or 10 at the same time, you do want and then another and then another. if you set the reason so bad is because first and to stuff out. particularly if you're a teenage girl. i realize you're not, but you get togetherness that says i can't do some guy asked the missus are going to respond. what do you think? they sit there and and added before it was once comes. we don't take this instant they have had ways of requesting insecurities. if i send an e-mail that i want an answer right away to some

he goes on to point out quaint examples of the immigrant accent, including phone calls to ask someone if they received an e-mail, showing people a website instead of e-mailing a link. that sounds like my parents. >> guest: having an accent and a native desired another generation can learn the technology, but there may in some cases be some kind of accident still present. when you have the accent, it makes it harder to be a leader in the next generation and that's the advantage millennial south. >> host: it's safe to say facebook and twitter democratize news production and consumption as well. you can be a news producer on facebook and as a consumer i can aggregate my consumption experience and pick out a customized the way i receive my news on twitter at all a certain people and i get only the news i want and i can filter out other news. how has that changed media and how will millennialist can take me to shape the landscape going forward? >> guest: it's definitely changed the economics model of media. you're a television host and as you well know, frequently go to a show and you'll h

[ with italian accent ] i don't remember my name. i'm not so sure. glasses on. >> jimmy: yeah, you got to. >> i could do a little of this. >> jimmy: that's perfect. [ laughter ] that's perfect. that's the perfect thing to do. i've got to say, of course, on behalf -- everyone always thanks you for everything you've done. but thank you for everything you've done, for cleaning up the city. and i look at times square now and there are lawn chairs in times square. and i go, "really?" i mean, who would ever have thought that would ever happen? i mean, that was a tough -- >> it was. i actually tell people to watch the movie "taxi driver." "taxi driver" was filmed in new york about the mid-1970s, one of robert de niro's great movies. jodi foster, robert de niro. and they have all of these scenes of him as a taxi driver driving right in the middle of times square. right in the middle of basically where it all has been reproduced. and the whole reason for that is disney. >> jimmy: really? >> disney -- michael eisner of disney said he was willing to build -- re

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your accent seems a bit toned up. it seems a wee bit posh and sean connery, if you will. how do you talk in your sleep? >> this is how my dad would speak, okay this is that how you talk in your sleep? >> that's what i'm talking about. you are a yorkie or something. >> i am not. i am from darby. >> that is north. >> it is mid-land. >> aye, a midland maned. why are you talking a northern. >> if you come to america you reinvent yourself. i did. >> well, it is thought working. stick to the infomercials and talk about dicing carrots. >> you got me. >> you are a midlands man. >> the problem is jimmy came to america to reinvent himself too and oh god. he is still working on it. >> here is my theory and trying to remember what this topic was about is really hard. dana, the thing about peace nicks, the only way a peace nick can exist is the back of a war nick. that is the only way a pacifist could exist. >> i am into putting more money in. she also says in this bill that she wants to have this department help end bullying. but the federal government is the biggest bully in the cou

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that's gon' be changing soon.ñr >> stephen: yeah, that's 'gon' be changing even faster than obama's accent[laughter] [cheers and applause] nation, this means the democrats are messing with texas! a, i believe that's unconstitutional, and b, i believe it might work. >> texas is one of four majority minority states, and its 9.5 million hispanics, currently 38% of the population. >> just 4.1 million hispanics are registered to vote, and only about half make it into the voting booth. >> stephen: which means if jeremy bird can get these minorities to the polls texas republicans may soon be saying the spanish word for "adios." [laughter] so can this jeremy bird character enact his sinister plan to win the next election through the dirty, underhanded trick of voting? [laughter] here to tell me is the field director of obama 2012 and the founder of battleground texas jeremy bird. jeremy, thanks so much for joining us. good to see you. [cheers and applause] now, jeremy, let's talk turkey for a second. how much of this is bluster? can you reallyÑi flip texas? because there's a damn good chance befor