that's a greg gutfeld sex minute. where am i? >> love to be on your show. >> next topic -- go ahead. stop it! it is like being prodded with an andy prod. >> you're welcome. >> 48 hours -- >> did you learn that from savage? >> yes. >> after the miami dolphins suspended richy incognito indefinitely, high released a video of him acting more of a d-bag. warning. may contain] pictures not to be be -- >> nice. and then he saw the bleeps and incognito can be heard referring to another player as an n-word. in an apparent attempt to show he is okay with other colors richie had a black ferrari delivered to his home early tuesday morning. people can change, you guys. you saw that tape. if he walked into hard core pawn what would you do? >> first we would control the guy. then we would kick his ass and throw him out. he was out of control. we would have to gain control of the situation. >> he is a big, monstrous, fat, probably steroidal freak. something tells me you would have to use a weapon. >> have you seen my security tape? he would be c

plus, does the president think greg gutfeld is good at making bad tv? >> he has quietly been very successful at it. >> and finally, the liberty bell. iconic symbol of american independence or secret surveillance device designed to spy on foreign tourists. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> let's welcome our guest. she is a -- as hideous as ever. how can you stand to look at that? it is miss new york. she is two and a half times better looking than miss america we have been told. joe pollack, author and political commentator and gavin mcguinness. his great book "the death of cool" paperback and if you haven't purchased it go there and get it right now. sitting next to me for an ungodly reason is andy levy. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. man up, greg. >> all right. mount up. anyway, the head of lulu made a boo-boo. the billionaire founder of louisiana lemon. lululemon has issued a teary apology for making comments. the hugely successful workout wear company recalled 70% of their yoga pants after discovering you can see through t

. >> how do you feel about greg gutfeld. >> that's a good question.ld. >> on the annoying scale? scale of one to ten. >> greg? >> at least he's smart. >> flying dress. >> do you hate people today? >> the guy who is next to me is laughing very loudly. he wanted everybody to know heg. he would constantly go, oh, yeah, spinach. air conditioners. i hate you. if i ever see you again, i will destroy you. i will hunt you down. i will take your pants. i will set them on fire. i hate these people. when you go to a comedy club, just smile and laugh. >> yeah. don't laugh loudly or greg will come after you. >> that's it "the five." >>> this is the fox news alert. i'm bret baier. big news on the small number of people across the country who successfully signed up for obama care. chief national correspondent jim engel is here with the news live this afternoon. >> reporter: hello, bret. industry leaders tell fox that by last week only 50,000 people had signed up for the federal exchanges under obama care putting the administration far behind its goal of 500,000 in t

i'm andrea tan tear rose, dana perino, greg gutfeld filled. it's 5:00 o'clock if new york city and this is "the five". >> millions of americans are o visiting healthcare.gov, which is great news. unfortunately, the site was only designed to handle six users at a time.er >> who would have guessed that saturday night live was so prophetic?t cbs evening news first reportedv last night, they were right on the mark.ophe >> the web site launched on tuesday. publicly, the government said there were 4.7 million unique visits in the first 24 hours. but at a meeting wednesday morning, the war room notes say six

i'm greg greg greg gutfeld filld the rest.'clock somewhere. >>> remember way back when you noted failures like solyndra, the media called you racist? apology accepted. remember when you were curious about fast and furious? the media called you racist.me apologmby accepted. remember when you questioned the health care bill at town halls? that hadn't you hated black people. apology accepted. remember the tea parties uniting over small government. they were called bigots. apology accepted. remember your anger that the irs

i'm greg gutfeld. see you later. [ mom ] with my little girl, every food is finger food.faces. but a fresh sheet of bounty duratowel leaves this surface cleaner than a germy dishcloth. it's durable. and it's 3 times cleaner. so ditch your dishcloth and switch to bounty duratowel. >>> tonight an update on the woman from our last show. the one with stage 4 terminal cancer. cut off from life-saving treatment by obama care. hem oh and welcome to "justice." i'm judge jeanine pirro. thanks for being with us. and a dire warning, healthcare.gov could already be compromised. first, he did it again. president obama who knew for three years that americans even if they liked their health care plan would not be able to keep it, continued to lie saying that they could, and he just did it again.

. >> hello, i'm kimberly guilfoyle along with dana perino and greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york and this is "the five." >> really sorry for breaking his promise to millions of americans? if they like their health care plans, they can keep them. why did he feed them a bunch of sorry excuses. >> we are talking 5% of the population. a lot of the plans are subpar plans. the majority will be better off. everybody is asking if the existing market was working. >> let's get right to it. this interview came out after the show last night and we have been waiting to respond. dana, we are going to begin with you. >> i noticed the president used a golf analogy. sub par. i thought it was sorry apology. a few people in the media trying to move on and help the president. because it seemed so insincere. if you are going to apologize, you have to go all in. seriously apologize. he said it in a passive voice. it wasn't i'm sorry, therefore i'm going to do these three things. he's like sorry, life sucks. >> sometimes sorry isn't good enough. >> subpar is good in golf. >> it is

greg gutfeld and see you next time.asn't going to do it and i did. >>> juan williams got a private meeting with the president. the obama care mess isn't about obama care at all it's about the united states being a bunch of jerks. he says the recession has made americans less caring of others. we see the needy becoming seedy. and that makes us hate obama care more. apparently this writer has never

would like to mention there are a bunch of 8-year-olds in pastel sweaters who are going as taller greg gutfelds. >> you can't say happy halloween though. it is politically incorrect. it is insensitive and offensive. >> there you go. >> fair enough. >> what should we call it? >> good friday. >>- q. i that -- >> that seems worse. >> i think it is actually wrong. >> what is today? well it is actually tomorrow. bill, maybe you should move to moscow and get a job doing tech support. >> why? >> i don't know. >> i am no traitor, greg. i love my country. >> it is more they want you to move to moscow. >> i got the implication. this is going to be easy for him. when was the last time russia contributed anything to tech support aside from at the tetrus. we had a guy go over there, sneak over and talk with the tetrus guy and they combined information and brought tetrus to gameboy. the americans and the russians are coming together. >> i forgot my point, but that is fun. >> i am not sure why a company would want to hire snowden for tech support. go poke around our woabs. it is cool. i know you signed a conf

i'm greg gutfeld. i get to wave, too. faulkner. huckabee in a live edition tonight.studio to see it happen. >> tonight on huckabee, another obama care delay with enrollment pushed back until the midterm elections. >> it is a political ploy by the administration to hide the additional sticker shock. and people will see through this. >> but do republicans have a better plan? congresswoman michelle bachmann joins mike huckabee tonight. plus, will your insurance get cancelled? and will your

i think that's greg gutfeld.t's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." 12 more days until we hit the president's self-imposed deadline of getting healthcare.gov working. the administration promises the website will be up and running by november 30th, and by up and rupp i meaning, they mean 80% of the time. jay carney was asked about that today. >> you're looking at that statistic simplistically because the issue here is can we make the website function effectively for the vast majority of users who go on it? >> now, very few democrats have

i'm greg gutfeld. i'll see you next time. also on saturday. as usual. they don't tell me anything.'s not the etting blindsided by limits" card. it's the no-game-playing, no-earning-limit-having, deep-bomb-throwing, give-me-the-ball-and-i'll-take- it-to-the-house, cash back card. this is the quicksilver cash card from capital one. unlimited 1.5% cash back on every purchase, everywhere, every single day. so let me ask you... at's in your wallet? >> the president of the united states is dead. now with footage revealing new evidence and witnesses we look back at 550 years inside the jfk assassination saturday at 9:00. >> caution. i am wi it's 5:00 in new york city. who is counting, america? so the only thing observe care has successfully produced are jokes about obamacare. >> hey, do you have that obamacare? >> obamacare, what's that? >> oh, it's great. it's great. i started signing up last thursday and i am almost done. ♪ obamacare by morning why is it taking so long ♪

i'm greg gutfeld and i shall see you next time. test test >> president obama moments ago behind closed white house doors met with a group of very frustrated democrat senators. ed henry is standing by with the breaking details on that meeting. first it was a busy day on the hill where women many see as the face of obama failures kathleen sebelius was taking heated questions from senators, frustrated senators, democrats frustrated with the sheer breakdown of obamacare to the web site disaster to the embarrassing numbers enrolled. >> i am accountable to this committee and to the american

is it through tough love or is it through -- greg gutfeld? think you have to start early on in childhood -- >> well, when there's no family structure -- >> who's going to do it? >> where are the fathers? >> president obama said if i had a son, he'd look like trayvon martin. >> you'd like him to talk about it? >> why not? >> you said -- >> my point was going to be i think that the -- that president obama -- i'm not asking him because -- not to get involved in every little -- i shouldn't say this is a little fight. is there a point in which president obama can exert some influence where other black leaders like al sharpton doesn't have that kind of pull with younger people anymore? >> it's not violence like this, but who speak, out in the white community about following blacks in stores when they go to shop? >> can i talk about another case -- >> i'd rather be followed around in a shop than punched randomly. >> remember, we covered this a lot, it was all over the media. speaking of crime. it was the accusations, false accusation, as it turns ou

. >>> tonight a lot >>> i'm eric bolling along with greg gutfeld and kimberly guilfoyle.00 in new york city. this is "the five." obama care rollout, today's highlights, i.t. professionals warned that the website is a hacker's dream, your personal info at risk. >>> at a fund-raiser in florida last night, kathleen sebelius gets nailed as healthcare.gov crashes just as the secretary smiles for her photo op. the law is falling apart at the seams and so is the president's approval rating, at an

i'm greg gutfeld. see you next time.you bye. ce is there 24/7. oh dear, i got a flat tire. hmmm.ind a take where it's a bit more dramatic on that last line, yeah? yeah i got it right here. someone help me!!! i have a flat tire!!! well it's good... good for me. what do you think? geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more on car insurance. >>> hello, everyone. i'm andrea along with bob, dana and greg. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." well, president obama just wrapped up an interview that we'll tull yell you about in a moment. first when the president started to realize that the obama care roll krout was going to be a problem, he tried to find success stories like this. >> i recently received a letter from a woman named jessica sanford in washington state. here's what she wrote. i am a single mom.

i think that's greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." 12 more days until we hit the president's self-imposed deadline of getting healthcare.gov working. the administration promises the website will be up and running by november 30th, and by up and rupp i meaning, they mean 80% of the time. jay carney was asked about that today. >> you're looking at that statistic simplistically because the issue here is can we make the website function effectively for the vast majority of users who go on it? >> now, very few democrats have called for heads to roll over this mess, but one of them is robert gibbs, the president's former press secretary. >> i think they're going to have to hold somebody accountable for the botched rollout and the website not working. somebody at hhs or a group of people. >> you think somebody should lose their job? >> i think if this were to happen in the private sector, somebody probably would have already lost their job. i think the only way to restore confidence going f

greg gutfeld host of the.eminded me of he haw. >> i was going to say your hair has changed a lot. >> i'm martha not greta. >> do you know what's happening? >> the obamacare joke. >> it is the two. >> it smells funny over here. becoming part of the arsenal of comedy bit that will never go away like airline food and rude waiters and bad drivers because everybody understands how bad obamacare is. so that when you make the joke, it's now no longer an insider, washington insider issue. it's a public thing. it's a public phenomenon. and it cured, what i call obama joke constipation. nobody was making fun of obama. and obamacare is now the laxative. now it's okay to say okay, the best and the brightest are actually bone heads and common sense rules once again. and it's pretty devastating when you think about it because it's president obama signature achievement. and his signature achievement is now going to be his signature embarrassment. it's the rob ford of policy. it's a big sweaty mess. >> it'sing it'sing are int

i'm greg greg greg gutfeld filld the rest. it's 5:00 o'clock somewhere. >>> remember way back when you noted failures like solyndra, the media called you racist? apology accepted. remember when you were curious about fast and furious? the media called you racist.me apologmby accepted. remember when you questioned the health care bill at town halls? that hadn't you hated black people. apology accepted. remember the tea parties uniting over small government. they were called bigots. apology accepted. remember your anger that the irs targeted obama critics. hat that meant you hated a black from the time. remember as you from the timed a over the economy, msnbc called you racist for expecting betterb apology accepted. remember benghazi? just saying that made you racist. accepted. remember when voting for obama once, but not twice, meant you were racist from the start? apology accepted. yes, i'm a forgiving time, for it's time to retire this racialism. the engine that enabled the obamacare disaster. a disaster that in its present s

here once again bernard mcguir can k and greg gutfeld.get, the mayor of toronto. >> no holds barred brother, he dies or i die. brother, you've never seen me [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. make sure he's dead. >> okay. so, i mean, this guy is just hapless, right? >> yes, i think that outburst was prompted when the domino's pizza guy was late. let me apologize to the mayor of toronto for that cheap crack. that's probably not the first time he even heard that. i think he's being unfairly stigmatized for two reasons. because -- >> unfairly stigmatized. >> because he's overweight, and he smoked crack. if he looked like mitt romney and did a couple lines of cocaine, nobody would care. >> we have breaking news on this gutfeld, tonight. seems there's going to be a new primary, and richie incognito is throwing his hat into the ring. he's the most interesting person to come out of canada probably since morsett. >> okay. now, gutfeld has chosen -- let's get rid of this guy. gutfeld chose an espn broadcaster. is he on espn? >> i think so. it's a sports networ

i'm andrea tan tear rose, dana perino, greg gutfeld filled. it's 5:00 o'clock if new york city and this is "the five". >> millions of americans are o visiting healthcare.gov, which is great news. unfortunately, the site was only designed to handle six users at a time.er >> who would have guessed that saturday night live was so prophetic?t cbs evening news first reportedv last night, they were right on the mark.ophe >> the web site launched on tuesday. publicly, the government said there were 4.7 million unique visits in the first 24 hours. but at a meeting wednesday morning, the war room notes say six enrollments occurred so fare >> six enrollees out of 4.7 million visits? let's see, that's an impresssive hit rate of one 10,000th of 1%. these embarrassing results might explain why the white house claimed all along that they didn't have the numbers. >> we don't have -- 48 hours, wn don't have that data and won't have that data on a daily ornot hourly basis for you. >> well, i don't have the numbers yet. >> how many have signed up thus far? >> f

plus, does the president think greg gutfeld is good at making bad tv?tly been very successful at it. >> and finally, the liberty bell. iconic symbol of american independence or secret surveillance device designed to spy on foreign tourists. none of these stories on "red eye" tonight. >> let's welcome our guest. she is a -- as hideous as ever. how can you stand to look at that? it is miss new york. she is two and a half times better looking than

. >>> tonight a lot >>> i'm eric bolling along with greg gutfeld and kimberly guilfoyle. it's 5:00 in new york city. this is "the five." obama care rollout, today's highlights, i.t. professionals warned that the website is a hacker's dream, your personal info at risk. >>> at a fund-raiser in florida last night, kathleen sebelius gets nailed as healthcare.gov crashes just as the secretary smiles for her photo op. the law is falling apart at the seams and so is the president's approval rating, at an all-time low, 37%. maybe dragging it down is americans' realization that the law is a disaster. 31% approval rating on obama care. how many people think the law is working out well? only 7%. what's the white house make of all this? as ed henry knows, ed, are they so insulated that they can't even fathom the thought of scratching and starting over? >> reporter: i think panic may be a bit strong, but they're deeply concerned, they're worried. pick your adjective. bottom line, they realize the bottom is falling out both for the president's approval rating and approval of this law.

that's greg's gutfeld's word, not mine. i would say the government stinks at passion.to be a wonderful human being. he and a bunch of one percenters got together over cigars and played golf in southern hills in tulsa and founded a thing called the tulsa children's hospital. americans, human beings are great at compassion. the government sucks at compassion, always has and always will. >> winning wars and paving roads and leave the rest to citizens. larry gatlin, that was great and i hope that recording takes over the charts. thanks a lot for joining us this morning. >> god bless. i'll send it to you. >> thank you. >> a normal flight turned into one of the most emotional rides of their lives after passengers found out a fallen soldier was on the flight with them. caught on camera. >>> a school now separating students in the cafeteria based on the grades they get. some call it segregation. others say it works. we'll debate it coming up. i love to eat. i love hanging out with my friends. i have a great fit with my dentures. i love kiwis. i've always had that issue with th