the latest invention from subway, the new flatizza.bread loaded with mozzarella and made the way you say. now get two for $5. subway eat fresh. directions to the nearest subway. >> stephen: welcome back. my geftd is abc journalist who has a new book about taming the voice in the head. let's see if he can tame the voice in my mouth. please welcome dan harris. [applause] sit down, there you go. all right. there's a few people out there who may not know that you're the emmy and award winning journalist, the co-host of "nightline", and the weekend anchor of good morning america. you reported on combat from afghanistan and made six trips to iraq. your new book is called 10% happier. how i tamed the voice in my head. how it actually works, a true story. zyme afraid that's all we have time for. thanks for coming. [ applause ] >> stephen: now wha, is 10% happier mean? >> well, i said a lot of times in the reform of this book hanging around with self-help gurus solve your problems through the power of thinking -- >> stephen: why can't you? >> i

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