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. >> reporter: cancun mexico - su surf, sun and sure gassy. >> it was a disaster. the whole process unravelled. >> jonah and chris palmer wanted children since they started dating in college. finally a few months ago the new mexico couple thought they had found a solution in cancun. mexico is the newest destination for americans seeking international sur gassy. chris and jonah went south of the border to visit an agency called planet hospital. >> you can see the caribbean and the blue waters. it was amazing, gorgeous. we sort of put our wishes out into the universe there. >> planet hospital helped them to select an egg donor, arranged a visit with fertility doctors and promised them a willing mexican surrogate mother, all at the fraction of a cost of sur gassy in the u.s. the bases were more affordable. >> what were you expecting working with planet hospital, mexico? >> 45,000. >> that was everything. >> it all seemed okay. >> you didn't see a red flag. >> hindsight is 20/20. there were red flags. >> it turned out starting a family in paradise was a nightmare. >> t
. >> reporter: cancun mexico - su surf, sun and sure gassy. >> it was a disaster. the whole process unravelled. >> jonah and chris palmer wanted children since they started dating in college. finally a few months ago the new mexico couple thought they had found a solution in cancun. mexico is the newest destination for americans seeking international sur gassy. chris and jonah went south of the border to visit an agency called planet hospital. >> you can see the...
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mÚsculos han ido perdiendo fuerza, estÁ cansado, pero, estÁ estable. >> Él descansa en su hogar en cancÚnados, luego los retoma, habla del fÚtbol, de la risa, de distintos temas,estÁ escribiendo libros. >> paulina, a cargo de la fundaciÓn roberto gómez bolaÑos, dice que los problemas de su padre son por su hÁbito por el cigarrillo. >> tiene un problema pulmonar, Él fumÓ muchos aÑos pero dejó de fumar hace muchos aÑos, y es impresionante el cigarro, que aunque hayas dejado de fumor te daÑÓ los pulmones, y te daÑó los pulmones, y al cumplir aÑos, esto se ve reflejado, y necesita oxÍgeno y elel sistema es parte de lo que te provoca el cansancio. >> ella dijo que lo visitÓ recientemente y Él como es costumbre la llenÓ de atenciones. >> mi mamÁ me dice que soy guapÍsima, por eso me gusta ir, no llevÉ a mi hija, me pregunta por su nieta, y estÁ tambiÉn en la etapa de platicar anÉcdotas e historias de toda su juventud, de las novias, no? cuando era galancito. >> no sÓlo ellas se mantiene muy al pendiente de su padre si no el resto de sus hermanos. >> Él vive con su esposa, y nosotros nos damos l
mÚsculos han ido perdiendo fuerza, estÁ cansado, pero, estÁ estable. >> Él descansa en su hogar en cancÚnados, luego los retoma, habla del fÚtbol, de la risa, de distintos temas,estÁ escribiendo libros. >> paulina, a cargo de la fundaciÓn roberto gómez bolaÑos, dice que los problemas de su padre son por su hÁbito por el cigarrillo. >> tiene un problema pulmonar, Él fumÓ muchos aÑos pero dejó de fumar hace muchos aÑos, y es impresionante el cigarro, que aunque...
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trial lawyer and would be father, also burned in cancun. he spent $30 with the hospital. >> i have never seen the level of victimization and taking someone whose hopes and dreams of childhood so imperative and private and outright steal their money and provide nothing in return. i have never seen that level of fraud. >> he launched an investigation and stunned another 40 couples, just like him, people left with a pile of bills and no babies. >> they came from australia, canada, england and the united states. >> he faukt back. >> it was my goal to put an end to this. >> the efforts may have paid off the u.s. attorney's office is launching an investigation. they have contacted the ceo of the hospital and he says i am devastated and remorseful over the fact that so many people lost money due to the business failures but i did not purposefully or willingness to do this. >> on thursday, part three of making babies, america tonight is looking at the science of starting a family. see that at 9:00 p.m. on al jazeera america. >> a look into the life
trial lawyer and would be father, also burned in cancun. he spent $30 with the hospital. >> i have never seen the level of victimization and taking someone whose hopes and dreams of childhood so imperative and private and outright steal their money and provide nothing in return. i have never seen that level of fraud. >> he launched an investigation and stunned another 40 couples, just like him, people left with a pile of bills and no babies. >> they came from australia,...
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. >> how did you end up here in cancun? . i was sick of having to use every waking moment to find drugs. sick of it. i was able to see the damage that it did to my family. the last time they saw me high - sorry - >> reporter: do you feel you could have died, your as diction was strong? >> absolutely. i had seven friend die. >> reporter: desperate to kick his aticketive habit he looked online for hep. he came across clear sky recovery, the operators claiming they can end the addiction on drugs, using ibogaine. >> i thought it would be a miracle. >> i had a little homework. i said if i told you if happened to me 11 years from now, would you listen more. >> reporter: irene does the ipp talk, but she is a walking advertisement. she was prescribed opiates, and developed an adduction. >> one morning i drove the children to school. i was in the fast leap. the kid screamed, "mum", and i almost hit the wall. i was a slave to the pills. i couldn't think of anything but getting the pills. >> reporter: she heard about ibogaine from a fri
. >> how did you end up here in cancun? . i was sick of having to use every waking moment to find drugs. sick of it. i was able to see the damage that it did to my family. the last time they saw me high - sorry - >> reporter: do you feel you could have died, your as diction was strong? >> absolutely. i had seven friend die. >> reporter: desperate to kick his aticketive habit he looked online for hep. he came across clear sky recovery, the operators claiming they can end...
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. >> for paul o'heran, cancun is more than a trip to paradise. >> paul, how many time did you try? >> 12 times. my fifth time going through too detox are center. >> while most come to cancun for wild beach parties, paul came leer for awhat some people call a miscellaneousal cure from heroin addiction. >> i was sick using every waking moment of my life trying to find drugs. sick of it. i was able to see the damage it did to my family. the last time they saw me high, sorry -- >> do you feel like you could have died, your addiction away sos strong? >> absolutely. -- so strong? >> absolutely. i've had seven of my friends die of drug abuse. >> desperate to kick his opiate habit, paul searched online for help. beech side treatment center called clear sky recovery. the operators say, they can use a drug called ibogaine. >> i thought that would be a miracle. it really piqued my interest. >> i have a little homework for you. and i said paul if i said it happened for me 11 years ago would you now listen for more? and he would say, absolutely. >> irene does patient intake but she also serves
. >> for paul o'heran, cancun is more than a trip to paradise. >> paul, how many time did you try? >> 12 times. my fifth time going through too detox are center. >> while most come to cancun for wild beach parties, paul came leer for awhat some people call a miscellaneousal cure from heroin addiction. >> i was sick using every waking moment of my life trying to find drugs. sick of it. i was able to see the damage it did to my family. the last time they saw me high,...
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su hogar en cancun.siona la polÍtica. su sueÑo no tiene lÍmite. >> mÁs adelante quiero ser alcalde. despuÉs de ser alcalde si los tiempos son buenos no sÉ. ser senador. trabajar por la gente. seguir con las novelas unos aÑos mÁs, pero no por de por vida. quisiera dedicarme mÁs a la actividad polÍtica. >> vive en el paraiso maya. nos revelÓ cómo se enamorÓ de este lugar. >> vi con pura terrazerÍa, vi mal, todo lo que habÍa. me enamorÉ. yo tenÍa 14 aÑos. dije cuando sea mayor hago aquÍ negocios. quiero vivir aquÍ. cuando tuve 18 aÑos vine y puse mi negocio, puse una casetita. esa casetita se convirtiÓ en cientos de telÉfonos pÚblicos. y mÁs de 30 casetas de larga distancia. me metÍ donde llegan los cruceros, los aeropuertos. escuchen como cautivÓ a los que lo ven como villano. >> estoy encansillado en el antagÓnico. la gente piensa que eres asÍ. pero para mÍ en lugar de ser impedimento es un arma mi famor. una persona piensa que :: :: revelÓ que desea agrandar la familia. pero parece que su hijo robertito
su hogar en cancun.siona la polÍtica. su sueÑo no tiene lÍmite. >> mÁs adelante quiero ser alcalde. despuÉs de ser alcalde si los tiempos son buenos no sÉ. ser senador. trabajar por la gente. seguir con las novelas unos aÑos mÁs, pero no por de por vida. quisiera dedicarme mÁs a la actividad polÍtica. >> vive en el paraiso maya. nos revelÓ cómo se enamorÓ de este lugar. >> vi con pura terrazerÍa, vi mal, todo lo que habÍa. me enamorÉ. yo tenÍa 14 aÑos. dije...
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pero estÁ estable. >> Él descansa en su hogar en cancun, donde deja volar su imaginaciÓn.>> tiene problema pulmunar, fumÓ muchos aÑos, pero dejó de ffumar hace muchÍsimos aÑos. el cigarro te daÑÓ los daÑó los pulmmones. cumplir aÑos se ve reflejado, ayuda con oxigeno para respirar. el efisema es parte de lo que te provoca como el cansancio. >> ella dijo que lo visitÓ recientemente. Él como es costusmbre la llenÓ de tnÉ. mi papÁ me lerna de flores. dice que estoy guapa. me gusta ir. (risas) me pregunta por su nieta. y estÁ la etapa de anecdotas. de las novias. cuando era galancito. chavito. >> no sÓlo ella se mantiene muy al pendiente de su padre. si no el resto de sus hermanos. Él vive con su esposa. y nosotros nos vamos dando nuestras vueltecitas como nuestra agenda lo permite. tambiÉn el visitan amigos, florinda lo atiende, se encarga de lo que haya que encargarse. >> dice que su padre recibe atenciÓn mÉdica en su hogar, resulta complicado desplazarse a los hospiales. prueba que su salud no empeorÓ es que sigue en su casa. >> gracias, gracias a paulina por las declaracio
pero estÁ estable. >> Él descansa en su hogar en cancun, donde deja volar su imaginaciÓn.>> tiene problema pulmunar, fumÓ muchos aÑos, pero dejó de ffumar hace muchÍsimos aÑos. el cigarro te daÑÓ los daÑó los pulmmones. cumplir aÑos se ve reflejado, ayuda con oxigeno para respirar. el efisema es parte de lo que te provoca como el cansancio. >> ella dijo que lo visitÓ recientemente. Él como es costusmbre la llenÓ de tnÉ. mi papÁ me lerna de flores. dice que...
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don't go to cancun. think -- >> sean, let's end it on something intelligent. talk to your kids before they go. let's talk to your kids. let them understand you know what goes on there. you tell them, listen to me. i trust you. i'm not going to be there with you. maybe it won't stop them, but maybe you'll have a good kid that'll understand. >> that's all the time we have left. thank you for being with us. and i hope you have a great night. marine spending memorial day in a mexican prison. >> he just needs to stay alive so he can eventually have freedom. >> the tragic story of a marine trapped in mexico. then: >> there is nothing phony about this, the obama administration facing a serious scandal over veterans' healthcare. >> i'm more concerned with my job than i am with the healthcare of these veterans? that's not incompetence, that's criminal, that's criminal neglect. >> colonel oliver north standing by to go "on the record." >>> also, a pregnant woman on death row. >> accused of
don't go to cancun. think -- >> sean, let's end it on something intelligent. talk to your kids before they go. let's talk to your kids. let them understand you know what goes on there. you tell them, listen to me. i trust you. i'm not going to be there with you. maybe it won't stop them, but maybe you'll have a good kid that'll understand. >> that's all the time we have left. thank you for being with us. and i hope you have a great night. marine spending memorial day in a mexican...
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leti: gracias a nuestros amigos de "aquaworld" y tambiÉn a cancÚn que siempre nos recibe con los brazosbiertos, amigos. esperemos que hayan pasado sÚper bien, pues asÍ como nosotros y como dios manda. ya saben que tenemos una cita la prÓxima semana, solo aquÍ en "ritmo deportivo". la prÓxima semana, solo aquÍ en "ritmo deportivo". los espero. cc: telemundo network captioning@telemundo.com (3o5) 887-3o6o >> buenas tardes bienvenidos a comunidad del valle. >> hoy el enlace entre el departamento de policía y la comunidad ¿qué estamos haciendo para mejorar ese vinculo? >> telemundo 38 presenta comunidad del valle. >> comenzamos con aron recendes, presidente de la asociación de comercios, bienvenido al programa. >> gracias por la invitación, es un gusto estar aquí contigo y más en lo que podamos servirte. >> relaciona usted y yo >> ¿que es lo último que está haciendo la asociación? >> mira lo último que estaba haciendo es, voy a mi termino, va a tener final ahora en el próximo mes de junio donde dejo de ser presidente pero estos 3 años he tenido al oportunidad de abrir la asociación no solo
leti: gracias a nuestros amigos de "aquaworld" y tambiÉn a cancÚn que siempre nos recibe con los brazosbiertos, amigos. esperemos que hayan pasado sÚper bien, pues asÍ como nosotros y como dios manda. ya saben que tenemos una cita la prÓxima semana, solo aquÍ en "ritmo deportivo". la prÓxima semana, solo aquÍ en "ritmo deportivo". los espero. cc: telemundo network captioning@telemundo.com (3o5) 887-3o6o >> buenas tardes bienvenidos a comunidad del...
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don't go to cancun. stay here. >> i think that is -- >> sean? sean?h something intelligent. talk to your kids before they go. no. no. let's talk to your kids, let them understand you know what goes on there. you just tell them listen to me. i trust you. i am not going to be there with you. maybe it won't stop them. >> thank you all, give yourselves a big hand. thank you for being with us we hope you have a great night. >>> the o'reilly factor is on, tonight. >> fasten your seat belts, dennis miller or vladimir putin, new jersey governor christie. >> i start wearing an orange cone on my head like i was the lead singer for devo. >> whip it. whip it good. >> jesse watters tries to find out what people think about the state of our country. >> cuba has communism and we have what? >> stress. >> we have stress? >> we have a lot of stress. >> he is the vice president. joe biden, yes. >> it's watters world meets miller time. caution, you are about to te
don't go to cancun. stay here. >> i think that is -- >> sean? sean?h something intelligent. talk to your kids before they go. no. no. let's talk to your kids, let them understand you know what goes on there. you just tell them listen to me. i trust you. i am not going to be there with you. maybe it won't stop them. >> thank you all, give yourselves a big hand. thank you for being with us we hope you have a great night. >>> the o'reilly factor is on, tonight. >>...
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para revelar que se encuentra bien, y que estÁ feliz con la visita de su hija mayor a su casa en cancÚn -muestra su pancita y hasta usar ropa holgada, eso fue en la obra de teatro de josÉ josé. aunque los periodistas esperaban tener una reacciÓn del artista sobre su embarazo, ella no concediÓ entrevistas. >> recibe una nueva corona graciela beltrÁn, y asegura que ya encontrÓ a su prÍncipe. >> feliz encontramos a la reina del pueblo graciela beltrÁn tras haber sido coronada como reina de la comunidad gay de chicago. >> siempre me han recibido con los brazos abiertos y estoy feliz de ser su reina esta noche. >>su felicidad va mÁs allá de la corona, la sonrisa se la debe a su nuevo novio, un empresario millonario cuya identidad mantiene en secreto. >> estoy viviendo muy tranquila y muy gusto. >> hay novio empresario mexicano. >> sÍ, estoy acompaÑada, para mi solita. >> no se dan conocido muchos novios, han cuestionado sus preferencias sexuales. >> porque nunca me he casado, y ni he tenido hijos, dicen que soy lesbiana. si fuera lesbiana, la presumÍa, admiro la belleza femenina, pero no soy
para revelar que se encuentra bien, y que estÁ feliz con la visita de su hija mayor a su casa en cancÚn -muestra su pancita y hasta usar ropa holgada, eso fue en la obra de teatro de josÉ josé. aunque los periodistas esperaban tener una reacciÓn del artista sobre su embarazo, ella no concediÓ entrevistas. >> recibe una nueva corona graciela beltrÁn, y asegura que ya encontrÓ a su prÍncipe. >> feliz encontramos a la reina del pueblo graciela beltrÁn tras haber sido coronada...
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don't go to cancun. stay here. >> i think that is -- >> sean? sean?d it with something intelligent. talk to your kids before they go. no. no. let's talk to your kids, let them understand you know what goes on there. you just tell them listen to me. i trust you. i am not going to be there with you. maybe it won't stop them. >> thank you all, give yourselves a big hand. thank you for being with us we hope you have a great night. ♪ ♪ >>> hello and good morning, it is saturday, the may 24, 2014. we start with a fox news alert. a major shooting near a major college campus. at least seven people killed and now there is speculation that the gunman may have been targeting specific students. we have all of the late-breaking details. >> i'm mike in for tucker on this memorial day. where are our priorities. american veterans are dying while waiting for medical care. people who come to this country illegally are getting taken cir of on your dime. the shocking numbers straight ahead. >> and he is being called a trader. is he being called an uncle
don't go to cancun. stay here. >> i think that is -- >> sean? sean?d it with something intelligent. talk to your kids before they go. no. no. let's talk to your kids, let them understand you know what goes on there. you just tell them listen to me. i trust you. i am not going to be there with you. maybe it won't stop them. >> thank you all, give yourselves a big hand. thank you for being with us we hope you have a great night. ♪ ♪ >>> hello and good morning, it is...
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orbitz' bookings, the number one booked memorial day weekend destination is las vegas-- followed by cancun, punta cana, new york and chicago round out the top 5. > > it was a tough winter for much of the nation. with so people traveling, are there any last minute deals left? > > well it's going to be tough because we're right on the weekend. a lot of these destinations are close to capacity and they have so many events going on and it's driving a lot of people here. i'm actually coming to you from virginia beach, virginia which is not just a big drive destination for the east coast, it's a world-renowned destination. so people fly here from chicago, from all over. right now we're seeing the average hotel rates here are just under $200 a night. > > along with orlando, you say other top destinations are san diego san francisco, london and honolulu. aaa is predicting a record number of travelers, what are you seeing in bookings? > > 88 percent of consumers said that they're planning on taking a summer vacation. that's up 11% compared to last summer and going into this holiday weekend, friday
orbitz' bookings, the number one booked memorial day weekend destination is las vegas-- followed by cancun, punta cana, new york and chicago round out the top 5. > > it was a tough winter for much of the nation. with so people traveling, are there any last minute deals left? > > well it's going to be tough because we're right on the weekend. a lot of these destinations are close to capacity and they have so many events going on and it's driving a lot of people here. i'm actually...
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he invades crimea, you invade cancun. russia takes back ukraine, america takes back texas.something to think about. [laughter] the new director of the secret service is here tonight. leadership, secret service agents can longer thatrt with prostitutes are too drunk to make it to the program. [laughter] i am sure she loves that. the director of national intelligence, james clapper, is here. put a face to the mysterious voice clearing its throat on the other end of the phone. that was weird. i have been watching a lot of cable news. i am a big fan of that lesbian on ms nbc. yeah, ms nbc is a confusing place. al sharpton is there skinny guy. [laughter] cnn is desperately searching for something they have been missing for months -- their dignity. totally. [laughter] this point, cnn is like the radio shack in a strip mall. you don't know how it stayed in business as long. they just fired piers morgan. [laughter] [applause] thank you. ratedws is the highest network and cable news. [applause] it is all thanks to their key , the old people that have tuned into fox news and have not
he invades crimea, you invade cancun. russia takes back ukraine, america takes back texas.something to think about. [laughter] the new director of the secret service is here tonight. leadership, secret service agents can longer thatrt with prostitutes are too drunk to make it to the program. [laughter] i am sure she loves that. the director of national intelligence, james clapper, is here. put a face to the mysterious voice clearing its throat on the other end of the phone. that was weird. i...
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let's see you read an article about a great hotel in cancun. you going to care who wrote that article? in the old days maybe you would, but in the new days of native advertising, maybe you won't even notice. because once you pick up the mobile phone, you have about one again. >> right. >> so you have to get hooked right away. >> i did a lot of business on yahoo. it's where i learned what an internet portal is. but what is yahoo! supposed to be? a news site? your entry point to the internet? what is the future of yahoo!. >> marissa will say yahoo! is your daily habits. nobody knows what that means. yahoo! is supposed to be something people come to all the time. think about the last time you deliberately went to yahoo!. not so often. the advertisers who pay to place ads in front of us, yahoo! doesn't stand to do very well. >> interesting conundrum. i think it's worth a read, the cover story on fortune. jesse thank you. >> thank you. >>> you could end up with an oil well on your front lawn and you wouldn't be able to do a thing to stop it. >> oil
let's see you read an article about a great hotel in cancun. you going to care who wrote that article? in the old days maybe you would, but in the new days of native advertising, maybe you won't even notice. because once you pick up the mobile phone, you have about one again. >> right. >> so you have to get hooked right away. >> i did a lot of business on yahoo. it's where i learned what an internet portal is. but what is yahoo! supposed to be? a news site? your entry point to...
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en cancun. >> escondiÓ su embarazo, pero ahora la actriz y cantante mexicana ninel usa ropa holgada.bueno, recibe una nueva corona la reina del pueblo la cantante gabriela beltrÁn, dice que encontrÓ su principe. la entrevistÓ en chicago verÁn lo que le contesta los que insistien en cuestionar su preferencia sexual >> feliz. encontramos la reina del pueblo grabiela beltrÁn >> la comunidad gay me recibiÓ lunes cos brazos abiertos, nunca me fallaron, estoy feliz de ser su reina. >> su felicidad mÁs allá de la corona la sonrisa por su novio un empresario millonario. cuya identidad mantiene en secreto. >> estoy viviendo muy tranquila, muy contenta. >> si hay novio empresario, millonario. >> claro que sÍ >> que hay un compaÑero a quiÉn quiero mucho, que me quiere. pues me dejo querer lo estoy gozando. lo vivo tranquilo. y bueno, ya despuÉs los presentÉ. por lo pronto para mÍ solita >> no se le conocieron muchos galanes. durante aÑos han puesto duda sus preferencias. >> como no me conocen realmente a nadie formal no me casÉ, no tuve hijo me tildan que disfrazo. tapando con macho. por eso me
en cancun. >> escondiÓ su embarazo, pero ahora la actriz y cantante mexicana ninel usa ropa holgada.bueno, recibe una nueva corona la reina del pueblo la cantante gabriela beltrÁn, dice que encontrÓ su principe. la entrevistÓ en chicago verÁn lo que le contesta los que insistien en cuestionar su preferencia sexual >> feliz. encontramos la reina del pueblo grabiela beltrÁn >> la comunidad gay me recibiÓ lunes cos brazos abiertos, nunca me fallaron, estoy feliz de ser su...
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you invade cancun. russia takes back ukraine, america takes back texas. something to think about. julia pierceon, new director of the secret service is here tonight. yeah. under her leadership secret service agents no longer can sort with prostitutes thanks to the too drunk to make it to the brothel program. i'm sure she loved that. the director of national intelligence james clapper is here. finally. i can put a face to the mysterious voice clearing it's throat on the other end of the phone. it was weird. and you know to prepare for tonight i have been watching a lot of cable news i'm a big fan of that lesbian on msnbc chris hays. she's great. yeah. yeah. i agreechlt msnbc is a confusing place al sharpton is there. skinny guy. and cnn is searching for something they've been missing for months. their dignity. totally. that was just that table. at this point cnn is like the radio shack in a sad strip mall you don't know how it stayed in business this long, or anyone that shops there they just hired pierce morgan. thank you. fox news is the highest-rated network in cable news. yeah.
you invade cancun. russia takes back ukraine, america takes back texas. something to think about. julia pierceon, new director of the secret service is here tonight. yeah. under her leadership secret service agents no longer can sort with prostitutes thanks to the too drunk to make it to the brothel program. i'm sure she loved that. the director of national intelligence james clapper is here. finally. i can put a face to the mysterious voice clearing it's throat on the other end of the phone....
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he invades crimea, you invade cancun. russia takes back ukraine, america takes back texas.something to think about. [laughter] the new director of the secret service is here tonight. leadership, secret service agents can longer thatrt with prostitutes are too drunk to make it to the program. [laughter] i am sure she loves that. the director of national intelligence, james clapper, is here. put a face to the mysterious voice clearing its throat on the other end of the phone. that was weird. i have been watching a lot of cable news. i am a big fan of that lesbian on ms nbc. yeah, ms nbc is a confusing place. al sharpton is there skinny guy. [laughter] cnn is desperately searching for something they have been missing for months -- their dignity. totally. [laughter] this point, cnn is like the radio shack in a strip mall. you don't know how it stayed in business as long. they just fired piers morgan. [laughter] [applause] thank you. ratedws is the highest network and cable news. [applause] it is all thanks to their key , the old people that have tuned into fox news and have not
he invades crimea, you invade cancun. russia takes back ukraine, america takes back texas.something to think about. [laughter] the new director of the secret service is here tonight. leadership, secret service agents can longer thatrt with prostitutes are too drunk to make it to the program. [laughter] i am sure she loves that. the director of national intelligence, james clapper, is here. put a face to the mysterious voice clearing its throat on the other end of the phone. that was weird. i...
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trial lawyer and would-be father, also burned in cancun. he sent more than $30,000 to planet hospital and rudy rupok. >> i've never seen the level of victimization where you take someone who's hopes and dreams are childhood are so imperative and private, and then outright steal their money and provide nothing in return. i've never seen that level of fraud. >> daily launched his own investigation. stunned to discover another 40 couples, just like him, people left with a pile of bills and no babies. >> they came from australia, from england, from canada, and of course, the united states. >> now daley is fighting back. >> i was going to put an end to this. it was my absolute goal to put an end to planet hospital. >> now jonathan daley's efforts may have paid off. he says the u.s. attorney's office in san diego now has a grand jury investigating the situation. aljazeera america contacted the c.e.o. of planet hospital. he issued this statement: >> on thursday, part three of making babies, america tonight taking a look at the science of starting
trial lawyer and would-be father, also burned in cancun. he sent more than $30,000 to planet hospital and rudy rupok. >> i've never seen the level of victimization where you take someone who's hopes and dreams are childhood are so imperative and private, and then outright steal their money and provide nothing in return. i've never seen that level of fraud. >> daily launched his own investigation. stunned to discover another 40 couples, just like him, people left with a pile of bills...
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not our neighbors in mexico where we all go blow our money on cancun and go, you negotiation send military funding. everything we do for mexico is supposed to be our allies and neighbors. this is how we treat an american? this is how he has been treated down there. yeah, the media has been exposing him and he has been living better the past, what, two weeks? we thought he had ptsd before, imagine living through something lick that. he is going to have a whole new case of ptsd after being stripped naked and chained to a bed. a piece of me in s. in mexico right now i went rest until he is home. >> anything that mitigates against it? did he he say anything about how he ended up there? how i ended up in mexico. >> yeah. >> he got turned around. he had no intentions of being in mexico. like we sawed 9111 tape proves that a video clearing pointing out the weapons? he must be the world worst smuggler, he might as well drove up in a pan zero tank. he had a pistol in his door pocket. he must be the world's worst gun smuggler. come on, let's get real here. and then the mexican authorities want to sa
not our neighbors in mexico where we all go blow our money on cancun and go, you negotiation send military funding. everything we do for mexico is supposed to be our allies and neighbors. this is how we treat an american? this is how he has been treated down there. yeah, the media has been exposing him and he has been living better the past, what, two weeks? we thought he had ptsd before, imagine living through something lick that. he is going to have a whole new case of ptsd after being...
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the germans could do whatever the one wants to the spot if they could take any man in cancun and puta sign on the in the right whatever explanation you don't like to be communist the war parted suitable for june. mortar fire is a reporter in new york if troops crackdown on. tanami protesters controlling the eastern ukrainian city locals say they are unable to evacuate. ukraine prosecutors say the deadly clashes in a dash for word pre-planned operation involving the authorities we speak to a witness who was inside the burning besieged building where dozens were killed. a wife and a legacy of a digital freedom fighter the story of aaron swartz the film is director tells us about the pioneers big brother barrels which arguably prompted his suicide. five pm in the russian capital you're watching r.t. with memory and josh ukraine's interior ministry claims it has retaken control of the city of mariupol which is about a ten hour drive southeast of key if at least three people are assad to have been killed in the operation against the crowds there which started overnight and there are repor
the germans could do whatever the one wants to the spot if they could take any man in cancun and puta sign on the in the right whatever explanation you don't like to be communist the war parted suitable for june. mortar fire is a reporter in new york if troops crackdown on. tanami protesters controlling the eastern ukrainian city locals say they are unable to evacuate. ukraine prosecutors say the deadly clashes in a dash for word pre-planned operation involving the authorities we speak to a...
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cancun, las vegas, and orlando are expert opinioned to be the most popular destination.co comes in sixth. >>> this is interesting chipotle will offer best sellers. the burro toe rest -- bureau toe restaurant -- the burrito restaurant will put the stories on their bags and cups. it hopes to entertain customers instead of giving them more advertising. >> wow. >> so you can sit there and read your bag. >> and you know chipotle pretty good. >> oh yeah it's pretty good. >>> thanks, but no thanks. coming up in 20 minutes the group of people asking san francisco to not offer free parking on sundays. >> and so i grabbed my hair and pulled away. he had a pry bar in his hand. >> he picked the wrong dad to mess with. next the daring surprise attack on a suspected burglar in san jose. female narrator: the mattress price wars are on the mattress price wars are on at sleep train. we challenged the manufacturers to offer even lower prices. now it's posturepedic versus beautyrest with big savings of up to $400 off. serta icomfort and tempur-pedic go head-to-head with three years' intere
cancun, las vegas, and orlando are expert opinioned to be the most popular destination.co comes in sixth. >>> this is interesting chipotle will offer best sellers. the burro toe rest -- bureau toe restaurant -- the burrito restaurant will put the stories on their bags and cups. it hopes to entertain customers instead of giving them more advertising. >> wow. >> so you can sit there and read your bag. >> and you know chipotle pretty good. >> oh yeah it's pretty...
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>> jimmy: i know, but you can go to cancun or something. >> no, no, no.ve friends on the border? >> oh yeah. sheriffs. >> jimmy: cool. you know those guys. you talk to them and you're really tight with those guys. do you have a ranch out there? you don't, no. [ laughter ] do you? no, i don't know. >> oh. i love texas. i like going down there. we have a farm in virginia. we live in virginia. my wife and i. >> jimmy: you do? >> virginia, yeah. [ laughter ] my wife -- >> jimmy: shut up. >> shut up. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that we're going to have to bleep now. >> my wife's from argentina, but she calls virginia the last station before heaven. it's nice down there. >> jimmy: it's beautiful down there. now where are you from originally, because i consider you in my head -- i know you from "the godfather" of course, but i consider you a a cowboy. >> well i am kind of a cowboy. but i have to ride bombproof horses. i have to. >> jimmy: what are you talking about? [ light laughter ] >> if a bomb goes off, nothing happens. i'm bombproof. [ laughter ] come on man. yo
>> jimmy: i know, but you can go to cancun or something. >> no, no, no.ve friends on the border? >> oh yeah. sheriffs. >> jimmy: cool. you know those guys. you talk to them and you're really tight with those guys. do you have a ranch out there? you don't, no. [ laughter ] do you? no, i don't know. >> oh. i love texas. i like going down there. we have a farm in virginia. we live in virginia. my wife and i. >> jimmy: you do? >> virginia, yeah. [ laughter...
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and as his friend said let's skip the trip to cancun this year. >> and the war with the drug carte cartelsis isn't the cartels beating and stripping a man of his dignity. this is the mexican government and that is something i think that is going to be difficult to overcome. i will, if i may quickly, say the headline from congressman duncan hunter, he is very optimistic that the next week's hearing will produce positive results and i think it is clear that is mexican government understands the time for drama ends on june 4th. >> i hope they do the right thing. >> let's hope and pray. >>> can you name the latest billion dollar health care blunder courtesy of your government? >> and how a military wife decided she is going to make these firefighters day. >> shifts in aircrafts using water canons to battle fire on a japanese oil tanker. 7-8 crew members have been confirmed alive. no word on the whereabouts of the 64-year-old captain of the shift. it has finished unloading its crude oil when it exploded. one of the workers was using a grinder to remove point and that could have triggered the bl
and as his friend said let's skip the trip to cancun this year. >> and the war with the drug carte cartelsis isn't the cartels beating and stripping a man of his dignity. this is the mexican government and that is something i think that is going to be difficult to overcome. i will, if i may quickly, say the headline from congressman duncan hunter, he is very optimistic that the next week's hearing will produce positive results and i think it is clear that is mexican government understands...
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the germans could do whatever they wanted once the spot if they could take any man in cancun and put a sign on the in the write whatever explanation you don't like the beat companies the war part isn't a fortune. cookie speak or language you. will use programs and documentaries in arabic in school here on all t.v. reporting from the world talks about seventy ip interviews intriguing story for you to. see then try. to find out more visit our big. dog called. the news a secret laboratory to mccurdy was able to build the world's most sophisticated robot which will unfortunately doesn't give a darn about anything turns mission to teach me the creation of the. if you care about you and. d.h. is why you should. only. grow autonomy first time for them eastern ukraine say they won't postpone a referendum on autonomy planned for sunday despite moscow's call for a delay. russia accuses nato and the pentagon of misinforming the world about what's really happening on its borders with ukraine while of the same time boosting their military in eastern europe. also raid on the victory day parades th
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the germans could do whatever the one wants to the spot if they could seek any man in cancun and put a sign on human rights whatever explanation you don't like would be communist or hard suitable. stepping back from the brink or just a momentary lull when this crisis to the surprise of many president vladimir putin continues to back and dialogue to defuse the ukraine tragedy remains to be seen whether they can in washington are interested in either in the meantime for many in the east and south of ukraine civil war has already begun. speculation is the most informal a fascinating game in the world but it is not a game for the stupid the mentally lazy the person of inferior emotional ballast or they get rich quick adventure or they will die before. i know what you're thinking you're thinking that's stupid and lazy describes almost every single person you encounter at the office at home at school in the checkout line at the supermarket in the halls of congress every person you listen to on the radio watch on t.v. or read the newspaper or magazine yes we still but mentally humans have c
the germans could do whatever the one wants to the spot if they could seek any man in cancun and put a sign on human rights whatever explanation you don't like would be communist or hard suitable. stepping back from the brink or just a momentary lull when this crisis to the surprise of many president vladimir putin continues to back and dialogue to defuse the ukraine tragedy remains to be seen whether they can in washington are interested in either in the meantime for many in the east and south...
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part of that might have to do with the cancun international institutions to cooperate in the conference because there is several prominent members. here are some things which i think we could do to respond which i think would be consistent with this approach to international law but which may well be seen as troublesome and potentially illegal under the u.n. charter. the first thing i would say is the united states should -- the s.t.a.r.t. treaty that limits russia to 1550 nuclear weapons and places limits on delivery vehicles but it's an effort to treat the united states and russia as the scene when it comes to nuclear arsenals even though russia is not really projecting power around the world anymore and the u.s. has a lot of laval responsibilities for peace and stability. it doesn't make any sense for united states to treat russia as an equal. seems to me can terminate the treaty and the nuclear arsenal can float to whatever it needs to be for our security obligations rather than any kind of commitment. obviously the second thing and this is someone is describing the position preside
part of that might have to do with the cancun international institutions to cooperate in the conference because there is several prominent members. here are some things which i think we could do to respond which i think would be consistent with this approach to international law but which may well be seen as troublesome and potentially illegal under the u.n. charter. the first thing i would say is the united states should -- the s.t.a.r.t. treaty that limits russia to 1550 nuclear weapons and...
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he invades crimea, you invade cancun.rvice is here tonight. yeah. under her leadership, secret service agents no longer consort with prostitutes thanks to their new too drunk to make it to the brothel program. i'm sure she loves that. the director of national intelligence, jam clapper is here. finally i can put a face to the mysterious voice clearing its throat on the other end of the phone. it was weird. and you know, to prepare for tonight, i've been watching a lot of cable news. i am a big fan of that lesbian on msnbc, chris hayes. he's great. yeah. yeah. i agree. msnbc is a confusing place. al sharpton is their skinny guy. and cnn is desperately searching for something they've been missing for months, their dignity. totally. that was just that table. at this point, cnn is like the radio shack in a sad strip mall. you don't know how it stayed in business this long, you don't know anyone that shops there and they just fired piers morgan. thank you. fox news is the highest rated network in cable news. yeah. i can't belie
he invades crimea, you invade cancun.rvice is here tonight. yeah. under her leadership, secret service agents no longer consort with prostitutes thanks to their new too drunk to make it to the brothel program. i'm sure she loves that. the director of national intelligence, jam clapper is here. finally i can put a face to the mysterious voice clearing its throat on the other end of the phone. it was weird. and you know, to prepare for tonight, i've been watching a lot of cable news. i am a big...
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had a trip planned to cancun. they had everything to live for. >> so august 11th should have been just another day on the calendar in their young marriage? >> it should have been, yes. >> ryan remembers being downstairs watching monday night football. sarah had gone upstairs to her bath and was in trouble. >> 911, what's your emergency. >> my wife, she fell asleep in the bathroom, i just came up here she was laying face down in the bathroom. >> i got a call. it was ryan. something's happened to sarah. >> the emts were rushing sarah to the hospital. by then they'd worked on her for 40 minutes but hadn't gotten a response. minutes later jill witmer was with her son waiting anxiously together in a room off emergency. >> finally a woman came in and then we said, is she gone? and she said, yes. he just dropped down to his knees and was just bawling and sobbing into the chair. >> sarah witmer, 24 years old, a bride of less than four months was dead. her husband ryan said he thought she's fallen asleep in the bathroom an
had a trip planned to cancun. they had everything to live for. >> so august 11th should have been just another day on the calendar in their young marriage? >> it should have been, yes. >> ryan remembers being downstairs watching monday night football. sarah had gone upstairs to her bath and was in trouble. >> 911, what's your emergency. >> my wife, she fell asleep in the bathroom, i just came up here she was laying face down in the bathroom. >> i got a call....
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if you have a vacation plan this year and you are a patriotic american, how can you go to cancun knowing time to pick another vacation. >> to your point, brian, mexico is a top destination for u.s. residents. >> right. >> that would be a large chunk of travel income. >> we have leverage. play that card, state department. >> well, meanwhile, what is the president doing? is he working on this? no. he's instead using his executive year of action to focus on tourism and travel and what's he going to do? he's going to try to reduce wait time at airports. not reduce wait time at v.a. hospitals. going to work on reducing wait time at airports and make it easier for people to get visas. >> he's going to be in cooperstown talking about how 200,000 people visit there every year and the need to go inside america to visit america on your vacation because tourism is so important for the economy. >> i love baseball, but he's striking out in some other areas on the backs of our veterans. that wait time as you noted should be in prime focus. >> indeed. so as you can see, we're all riled up today. we've
if you have a vacation plan this year and you are a patriotic american, how can you go to cancun knowing time to pick another vacation. >> to your point, brian, mexico is a top destination for u.s. residents. >> right. >> that would be a large chunk of travel income. >> we have leverage. play that card, state department. >> well, meanwhile, what is the president doing? is he working on this? no. he's instead using his executive year of action to focus on tourism...
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the germans could do whatever the one wants the spot is huge they could take any man in cancun and put a sign on human rights whatever explanation you don't like the beat complements the war part is suitable for jews. but almost told him a language as well but i will only react to situations i haven't read the reports so i'm likely to push the no i only meant to stay calm and comment on your latter point i come on to say it's closer carryin a car is all good talking to no god. no more weasel words when you have a direct question be prepared for a change when you throw a punch be ready for a battle freedom of speech means little down to freedom to cost. with the plentiful supply it was a terrible mistake now i'm very hard to make going to let once again a little money or a plug that never had sex with her that there's no lens lets a little blood. tests. lists the i'm living. a. it's good to have you with us or an r.t. international you could be forgiven by haps for being fed up with the state of our planet but there's one perhaps long term solution mars one could be your ticket out of h
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germans could do whatever the one wants to be spotted you could take any man in cancun and put a signon the in the write whatever explanation you don't like to be communists the war part is suitable for june going to. play. place series of a cold case and try to play play play polo going to be. more. like a war destroy the teaching every minute. mummy . oh well. my own life would hate. most of us think citing old times plays kids is the most elite bloodstone place sometimes from nothing which led this season and it's still. it's not just the story it's still being jobst if you see a stage take the t.v. . was featured on the sally. play. your friend posts a photo from a vacation you can't. different. the boss repeats the same old joke of course you. still. keep. self defense units in eastern ukraine report mounting casualties at a looming humanitarian crisis as government forces resume their assault on two cities. ukraine's prosecutor general says adesa police were complicit in last friday's massacre a survivor gives us a firsthand account of how dozens of anti-government activists wer
germans could do whatever the one wants to be spotted you could take any man in cancun and put a signon the in the write whatever explanation you don't like to be communists the war part is suitable for june going to. play. place series of a cold case and try to play play play polo going to be. more. like a war destroy the teaching every minute. mummy . oh well. my own life would hate. most of us think citing old times plays kids is the most elite bloodstone place sometimes from nothing which...
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the germans could do whatever the one wants the spot is huge they could seek any man in cancun and puta sign on human rights whatever explanation if you don't like the beat companies or part is suitable for jews. war is probably the most complex human activity. of all. locked up. in the phenomenon of friendly fire probably extends back to the invention of gunpowder. just kill a bunch of people you don't know if you want to say on the premises there are any us people. reading. this some of them shoots my brother in the leg not intentionally because it is because it was night times four in the morning even the best given the mesh shoulders. are going to make mistakes this is this whole idea of brotherhood and author and camaraderie in this sense it was in this context it has absolutely no place. economic pressure. for. office now a. to build a new. mission to teach me. why you should care. ukraine's prosecutor general says. to survive the atrocity. you're watching international we're coming to you live. in the russian capital. self-defense activists in eastern ukraine say government troo
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the germans could do whatever the one wants the spot if they could take any man in cancun and put a sign up in the right whatever explanation you don't like the beat company is going to war hard is suitable for jews. i. welcome back you're in the now with me and he said now a good to have you with us moscow is gearing up for its annual military parade it's a tradition going on almost seventy years military might or a show of respect and commemoration for those who lost their lives fighting fascism while a debate is brewing once the few veterans left powell song will the tradition as well online opinions vary with some saying only russians can truly understand what this holiday means to the country and the great is a must it's important to children and teaching history another form commentator writes well some think the parade has lost its significance and asked why no other country houses want and others point out that veterans should be taken better care of instead because there's only something to celebrate thanks to them when i asked probably even live from the committee for russian e
the germans could do whatever the one wants the spot if they could take any man in cancun and put a sign up in the right whatever explanation you don't like the beat company is going to war hard is suitable for jews. i. welcome back you're in the now with me and he said now a good to have you with us moscow is gearing up for its annual military parade it's a tradition going on almost seventy years military might or a show of respect and commemoration for those who lost their lives fighting...
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the germans could do whatever the one wants to the spot which they could take any man in cancun and put a sign up in the write whatever explanation you don't like to be communist in the your heart is suitable for jews. when your children have nothing to eat when your children or your family is being killed i think most people in the world would agree that this is. valuable you know those elusive political rights that's really what we saw with the arab spring of people saying that their past to be an alternative to all the extremes that have been presented to me that's what i generation after generation were raised. in dictatorship or you're going to fall in the sales your war or your inner peace without justice you're either poor or you're rich and the region is rejecting the extremes and saying we want new options and i think that is worth supporting. sigrid lumbered surely to mccurry was able to build a new most sophisticated robot which on fortunately doesn't give a donor sound anything tunes mission to teach music creation and why it should care about humans in group think this is w
the germans could do whatever the one wants to the spot which they could take any man in cancun and put a sign up in the write whatever explanation you don't like to be communist in the your heart is suitable for jews. when your children have nothing to eat when your children or your family is being killed i think most people in the world would agree that this is. valuable you know those elusive political rights that's really what we saw with the arab spring of people saying that their past to...
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the germans can do whatever the one wants to the spot if they could take any man in cancun and put asign on human rights whatever explanation you don't like to be companies or part is suitable for jews. the state tortured a convicted murderer to death with an okie strange brutal lethal injection which burst his veins leaving it writhing and gasping in pain for forty minutes until he finally died of a heart attack as no european surrender monkey said america a well manufactured chemical of death americans after urns of making their own medieval version but with adversity comes opportunity this could be a huge growth industry for. the president does too complex in american manufacturing more intimate more gruesome instruments and. hello and welcome to cross talk all things were considered on peter lavelle after the famous but failed washington moscow reset it appears now the obama administration is preparing to embrace a very different though historically familiar policy towards russia it's called containment it worked during the cold war against the soviet union will work against toda
the germans can do whatever the one wants to the spot if they could take any man in cancun and put asign on human rights whatever explanation you don't like to be companies or part is suitable for jews. the state tortured a convicted murderer to death with an okie strange brutal lethal injection which burst his veins leaving it writhing and gasping in pain for forty minutes until he finally died of a heart attack as no european surrender monkey said america a well manufactured chemical of death...
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