it is tv's andy levy. he has the energy of a three toad sloth, but on the other happened he has mored to. and he makes a lot of sense and sometimes he even makes dollars. next to me it is comedian, tom shillue. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> you can't spell fantasy without fat and sweaty. i'm pretty sure that is an anna gram. lange is in trouble for tweeting racially charged jokes. it is the subject of tonight's -- >> well, even the pc police are right sometimes. lange best known for appearing on howard stern's show wrote, here is the scenario i am using to bleep off chick on "first take." she beats the bleep out of me and runs free and then i bleep and she is free. the happiest ending ever. there is more to the fantasy, but we don't have time. after the ensuing uproar lange said "comedy central" canceled his appearance at midnight. and he explains himself, i tweeted jokes that in the past i would have said in privacy. i know black women who could join hate women and to groups who want to

you can't hear me, we have lost audio with foster frees, i am going to take that up andre levy -- andy levynd jedediah bila in the next segment of the broadcast, be part of our conversation always, follow to us twitter, let me know if you agree with what speaker boehner said today, does this president like to play with matches and put himself in prospect of getting burned. >> up next, president obama vowing to find something he calls common ground with republicans. i wonder where that common ground has been before this big election? we'll be taking up that with the a-team, here next. lou: president obama revealing what may be a brand new negotiating tactic during a press conference yesterday, admitting it might be nice to knock back a drink with the man who might sheerly become new majority leader of senate. >> i would enjoy having some kentucky busho bourbon with mith mcconnell, my intertions with mitch mcconnell he has always been straight forward with me. lou: i think he will get more of that straight-forward communication, joining us jedediah bila and andy levy. >> thank you. lou: i thi

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can't hear me, we have lost audio with foster frees, i am going to take that up with andre levy -- andy levy and jedediah bila in the next segment of the broadcast, be part of our conversation always, follow to us twitter, let me know if you agree with what speaker boehner said today, does this president like to play with matches and put himself in prospect of getting burned. >> up next, president obama vowing to find something he calls common ground with republicans. i wonder where that common ground has been before this big election? we'll be taking up that with the a-team, here next. you can't breathe through your nose, suddenly, you're a mouth breather. a mouth breather! well, put on a breathe right strip and shut your mouth. cold medicines open your nose over time, but add a breathe right strip and pow, it opens your nose up to 38% more. so you can breathe and do the one thing you want to do, sleep. add breathe right to your cold medicine shut your mouth and sleep right. breathe right. and look for the calming scent of new breathe right lavender, in the sleep aisle. lou: president obama

it is andy levy. and tom shillue. and her policy to know her policy. next to me fox news national security analyst kt mcfar land and the kt stands for killer thoughts. that's right. a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> they added ass to the class. a north carolina teacher is in trouble over a genetic assignment that asked if a kardashian-sized caboose could be inherited. it is the subject of tonight's -- >> is this racist? >> i didn't forget this time. the questionable question appeared on a test on genetics for students at a charlotte high school. it read -- my eyes. lotsamanda has a big booty, the dominant trait. her man has a small booty which is recessive. they get married and have a baby named la princess. what is the chance la princess will inherit her big mom's big booty. some complained that it had racial under tones. the district has pulled the worksheet and the teacher apologized to anyone who was offended. speaking of big butts. ♪ >> that was actually a meat grinder. a horrible, horrible story, kt. i want to go to you first because

>> check out this initialism, that's a nod to tv's andy levy, is today in tgtwof. it's not tgif.r is thank god they'll work on fridays. that's senator mitch mcconnell, the new majority leader, he is going to make the senate work on fridays, they haven't had to do that under democrat harry reid. a poll taken in august found that 76% of americans thought they worked harder than the senate. >> i have had a lot of football coaches in my life that have been fay fairly excitable peopl. i want you to watch this assistant coach at duke. watch what he does. >> he's so mad. >> the gooir -- look. >> i have seen guys yell, hit guys on top of the head. but not this. this is the pregame, this isn't after you have lost by a whole lot. this was before the game. and he goes on and on and on. the time punch line is they lost. 45-20. >> oh, they didn't show us that tape. okay. i want to say congratulations to our colleague here at the fox news channel. jonathan hunt became a u.s. citizen today, there he is with his wife, chelsey edward hunt, we're happy to have you as a citizen. well done, my frien

andy levy and joanne nosuchunsky. buck 6 ton or sex buck ton. that does it for me. have an interesting rest of your weekend. i'm greg gutfeld. what...? jesse don't go! jesse...no! i'm sorry daisy, but i'm a loner. and a loner gotta be alone. heee yawww! geico. fifteen minutes could save you fifteen percent or more. jesse? don? reading pictures, pictures there's a boy riding on his bicycle you can read too grandpa! ♪yea it's always better when we're together♪ not the same old response to the president. tonight at the end. see you then. >>> hello, i'm eric, along with kimberly, bob, dana and greg. this is "the five." >>> last night president obama took immigration matters into his own hands, granting 5 million illegals a form of nondeportation amnesty and moments ago aboard air force one the president signed that order. he addressed a las vegas crowd minutes later. >> i know some critics call this action amnesty. it's not amnesty. amnesty really is the system we have got today, you have got millions of people who are

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and he is brighter than a 60 watt light bulb, but uses half of the energy, it is tv's andy levy. and filling out our cast of bland white men, anthony fisher, reason tv and reason.com writer and producer. and, hey, it is the bully slash drug dealer, fresh from stuffing me in a locker, jesse joyce. he scares me. climbing through their window to share thanksgiving with them. the paper first started to pacify people by removing the mustache from the guy climbing through the window. a smart move. shockingly that didn't work. on saturday, the day after the cartoon was published, they scrubbed the cartoon from their website with the editor saying, quote, gary did not intend to be racially intensive it in his attempt to express his strong views about president barack obama's decision to temporarily prevent the deportation of millions of immigrants. we errorred in publishing. you know who loves thanksgiving? my cousin, carl. >> oh uncle carl. i never get enough of him. it has been a longtime, jesse. >> it has. i have been stuck in los angeles. i feel i need to explain. there is all of tho

and it tv's andy levy. weird? yeah, go, see a doctor. and sitting next to me, sam morrell. he is as dry as a mummy. >> a block. the lede. that's the first story. >> it was worse before. >> are they turning punters into poppers? the dea wants to see how they play. agents of a drug drug enforcement agency conducted unannounced checks of several nfl teams and training staffs after sunday's games. the visits were apparently part of an investigation of claims made by former players that the teams routinely doll out pain pills without proper prescriptions. >> they believe they are giving guys all of these painkillers and medications and it doesn't transfer through state lines that they are not filling out the bottles and they are not giving them the labels and not telling them of the warnings and risks and they teal this is going on with trainers as opposed to doctors. >> that's an amazing forehead. at least five teams confirm their staffs are investigated and the league says no irregularities were found. meanwhile, the dea is investigating performance enhancing drugs in the mous

coming up, andy levy shows us how to do absolutely nothing. but first, can you joke about 9 9/11? not according to public enemy. >>> does chris deserve a hiss? chris rock hosted "saturday night live" and his monologue raised eyebrows among those who like to raise their eye -- eyebrows. he called the boston bombing the most sadistic terrorist act ever. >> people jogging for 26 miles. 26. their knees are hurting. their feet are killing them. if you are a woman there is blood coming out your [bleep]. what -- 26 miles. you have been training for a year. you finally get to the finish line and somebody screams, run! >> and then he turned his attention to new york's freedom tower. >> they should change the name from the freedom tower to the never going in there tower. because i'm never going in there. there is no circumstance that will ever get me in that building. are you kidding me? [applause]. >> what do they have? does this building duck? what are they thinking? who is the corporate sponsor? target? >> disgusting. now we go live to the reaction this bit got in the cat community. >> p

joining us now, co-host of outnumbered on fox news, jedidiah bila, good to have you with us, and andy levyank you for being here. the president's executive action bringing, you know, all sorts of folks in here, legalizing wages are stagnating, how good an idea is, this andy. >> my theory is this is a trap, this is a trap set by president obama for the republican party, what he wants now, he wants the gop to overreact and overreach. he wants them to threaten to shut down the government. file another lawsuit, talk about impeachment, et cetera. lou: send another letter to the white house. >> maybe not go that far. i don't like what the president did in terms of how he did it, the logic of it's okay for the president to act unilaterally because congress didn't pass a law he wanted. that's horrible precedent, but i just think, i think republicans got to be really, really careful here, i think if they go too far, they're going to end up scaring people away in 2016. i think that's what the president wants. >> the problem is i think a lot of the electorate feels they have to push. for example, if

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it's tv's andy levy. and anthony fisher, writer and producer. and hey, it's the bully/drug dealer from every '80s tv show, fresh from stuffing me in a locker. >>> the cartoon sang the wrong tune. an indiana newspaper has apologized after a cartoon about immigration offended the indianapolis star pulls the cartoon, which featured a white family upset at what i assume are hispanic people climbing through their window to share thanksgiving with them. the paper first tried to pacify people by removing the guy climbing through the window. smart move. shockingly, that didn't work. so on saturday, they scrubbed the cartoon from their website with the editor saying, quote, gary did not intend to be racially insensitive in his attempt to express his strong views about president barack obama's decision to temporarily prevent the deportation of millions of immigrants. anyway, you know who loves thanksgiving? my cousin carl. test test. >> oh uncle carl. oh, uncle carl. i never get enough of him. >> it's been a long time. >> let's face it. this cartoon was p

andy levy, host of "red eye". let me start with the attorney on board. eric. does he have a case, ray rice? >> he definitely has a case because roger goodell suspended him for two games, and then when the tape was released, then it became indefinite. they have several other issues with this, gretchen, as well, where the nfl instituted a policy on the first offense. it's only six games. now this man has been suspended indefinitely, which is gravely unfair to him. >> how does it factor in, david, that you have the baltimore ravens' gm testifying under oath apparently according to espn that in that meeting months ago that ray rice told roger goodell that he, in fact, dealt a blow to his then fee answer yea? >> it's definitely a surprise with the eruption of new information. this changed the landscape. i have to tell you something i think is interesting. pull back for a second and look at the landscape from a kind of ethices and public discourse perspective. if you think about the question, what are some of the other things that people should be thinking about in