>> oh, twerk. [ ding ] [ laughter ] conga. [ ding ] [ laughter ] oh!jimmy: you're jogging. all right, you did it. how many did they get? how long did you twerk? you twerked for a while, man. >> usher made me twerk at least 30 seconds. [ laughter ] >> steve: all right, jimmy. >> jimmy: i'm going go with -- >> don't let me down. >> jimmy: no, i won't let you down. don't say that. [ laughter ] all right, here we go. i'm going to do "forget about it." >> steve: oh! these are famous gangster movies. famous gangster movies. 30 seconds on the clock. get ready, get set. and get ready to begin. [ laughter ] and go. >> jimmy: say hello to my little friend. i'm tony montana. al pacino! [ laughter ] he's 16 years old! >> steve: don't complain! just play the game! >> jimmy: pass! pass, pass! karen. there's a whore living in 7-b! pass. pass. keyser soze. [ laughter ] this was a bad category. >> kevin spacey. [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: oh! [ sad tuba ] >> steve: wowie, kazam. >> jimmy: he's 15 years old! if he gave me episodes of "spongebob," we would have got all of them.

there's also housing dings that are in and out when our dealing with institutions like the academy of art university that is coming soon to you and they've evolved into an institution that has 2 thousand students in housing in san francisco and they're not organizations so the distinction of student housing is really going to be huge as this commission is faced with dealing with them as apple institution and the other thing on our calendar not on our calendar but on your calendar a month from now is the roads defined in the code as a housing use are going to go to a commercial use commercial tourist eye they're planning on this and those are 5 hotels if you look at the definition residential and the reality is they're going to go to commercial use and group housing as a replacement for sro uses and when you look at the details in weeds i get into the weeds between housing, office, hotel i'm not even dealing with the restaurant there their own concentration and all of a sudden there's a new resolution in the definition this needs some serious really serious meetings thank you. >> thank

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if you want to do some dinging in the senate, ding reid. that doesn't mean personally.n there and you govern. they're looking for people -- how can you defer every major issue the keystone pipeline, immigration, foreign policy all deferred by the president and now people are saying you can't play that game anymore. there is no deferral. we have a congress, we have three branches of government and yours has been severely chopped up. ours is on at ascendancy. forget doing anything to get obama. just go in and govern and get the senate and the house running together. have conference committees together, do things together. come out just say we're giving you a bill in the house, you're going to love it, pass it and get together and do that before it ever comes up. that's how you do the business. >> what should be the first order of business for republicans? >> to sit down and pick their leadership and pick mack and do it and then trot up the keystone pipeline the world's in turmoil. what's in the turmoil about? well, you're trying to blow up, you're trying blow up all the i

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ding ding ding. i want to bring back what we use as our consumer screen every night.ok at these numbers. they're all super-duper positive. stock market is up 9 percent. home prices up. the price of a gallon of gas is under three bucks. and even mortgage rates are low. it's kind of like this perfect storm of wonderful numbers for consumers, and yet, tim, i don't think the average american who is going to the poll feels wealthy or excited about the economy. why the disconnect. >> i think you're right. half of americans think that the next generation will be worse off than the current generation. so one way of looking at it is they feel we've been through a bubble recently. we've been through stock market bubbles and housing bubbles. we're sort of there holding on tight, waiting for it to crash. people feel like they can't increase their standard of living. they can't buy a new car. they have to sock away every dollar for when things fall apart. gerri: we're seeing that in the federal reserve numbers as weel. >> it's not that they think it's a bubble. they know it's a bu

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qualify what we mean about a ding on a record. someone questioning something or somebody upset with their returns. gerri: it can be criminal actions, client complaints. recent bankruptcies. a lot of things can cover it. some can not be serious but some might be. >> if they are serious and somebody has stolen money and somebody a bad apple get them out of business. somebody who gets complaint from client who says i'm not happy with my returns, finra requires that gets put on their record, jerry. that is a problem. gerri: this is why it is important to check broker check at finra. >> right. gerri: go to the website. it will kick backdate at that. look at this seriously with a grain of salt. you need to read between the lines to understand what they're saying this is critically important. this is one of few tools consumers have to check out brokers. >> one thing i will say. a lot of advisors, a lot of clients up front, gerri, need to understand a lot of big problems come from privately traded reits. privately owned reits are a big pr

[applause] [ding] >> personality. steve: personality. [ding] [cheering and applause] pass or play?lay. [cheering and applause] taylor, talked to 100 men-- name something about a woman that makes you decide she's a keeper. >> she can cook. steve: she can cook. >> good answer! [ding] [cheering and applause] hey, natalie. >> she's good with kids. steve: she's good with kids. [buzz] >> that's ok.

, ding, ding, the weather. cnn is tracking the travel woes by the air and car and -- sorry i am laughing, but this is good, brian todd by -- sorry, scratch that, rogue to the white house, and i give you to the annual pardonning of the turkey. we will go with the look. >> and while we normally do this outside, the weather is not cooperating, but on e behalf of malia and sasha, i want to wish everybody a happy thanksgiving, and i'm here to wish everybody the most talked about executive action this month. today i am taking an action fully within my legal authority, the same kind of action taken by democrats and republican presidents before me to spare the lives of two turkeys, mac and cheese, from a terrible and delicious fate. i want to thank joel brandenberger the president of the the national turkey federation, and gary cooper and his son colt cooper who personally raised mac and cheese, and give them a big round of applause for -- [ applause ] -- because cole has been keeping a careful eye on cheese, and he is

ding ding ding ding din. there we go you talk about what chinese consumers want.make distinctions between foreign brands and local brands to pending on whether it is, inside her home or outside their home. talk about that a little bit. all of the luxury brands are on board to try to get these chinese consumers don't go, yet haven't figured out the distinction. >> the golden rule of marketing in china is that people will be willing to pay a big price premium for anything consumed outside of the house. that is anything from a cup of starbucks coffee to luxury brands, because they project identity. their useful for face, and face isn't just dignity. face is a tool, a ford advancement. people will invest in their face. like itbook cover looks is light, fluffy garbage. this is an incredibly serious book about messaging -- >> i would prefer you would call it tongue-in-cheek as opposed to garbage. >> the answer is a really important statement on brand building and retaining brands across time. what is the best practice to retain a brand? >> the best practice is to have s

i have to get you though it is round two, ding, ding, ding, obamacare, year two, this weekend saturday, you can buy obamacare coverage if you want. how is that going to go? and you know, the administration itself is kind of dialing back its expectations how many people are going to sign up? >> sure. they have very much tried to you know, low ball the enrollments, make sure that everything looks like a success. they can't have a fiasco like last year. we'll see. obviously the site is better. it should be perfect. i don't understand after you spend a billion dollars why you can't get it done in two years. but people are still going to be confused. they're going to be difficulties telling them exactly what their subsidies are going to be. they might want to change and shop for a new plan and have to go through a lengthy reenrollment process. we'll see how successful they are. gerri: this all happens against the backdrop of an economy that is punk. it is not growing as much as it should and you wrote a really interesting report for the chamber of commerce foundation, explaining, describing

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. >> i have some dings. >> you don't mind a few more? >> no, i think the american people will want that new car smell. they want to drive something off the lot that doesn't have as much mileage as me. >> still has a sense of humor. the president went on to say he believes hillary clinton would be a formidable candidate and great president if she decides to run. >>> and breaking overnight. two nato troops killed by enemy attack in eastern afghanistan. their identities have not been released. meanwhile, 12,000 u.s. troops will remain in afghanistan through next year now there is a new agreement with the west. the troops are there to support afghan forces and can conduct air support in the region if needed. >>> no one is claiming responsibility for a deadly attack in the paktika region at a volleyball tournament where 45 to 50 people were killed. dozens more were injured. 89 people were killed in the same province in july when a bomb went off in a crowded market. >>> and first the big dig. now comes the big melt. evacuation plans in place i

yeah, that's the most money anyone will make off ding dongs until "magic mike 2" comes out next summert show. give it up for the roots. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you so much, everybody! welcome to "the tonight show." as you know, tonight was supposed to be the start of u2 week, but unfortunately, i don't know if you've been following the news. some crazy stuff has gone down. for starters, last week on a a flight to germany, the door on bono's plane flew off midflight. in that was me, i would never fly again. but anyways, we're talking about bono here. so what does he do? he takes another flight and flies to new york, right, to do our show. we're all ready to go. yesterday, bono got into a a biking accident in central park and he had to have surgery. the whole thing is just crazy. so basically in this past week, bono has cheated death twice. [ laughter ] so i get it, why tempt fate a a third time by coming on our show. i get it. we seriously want to wish bono a speedy recovery and to all of u2, we'll have you guys back whenever you want. we love you guys. [ cheers and ap

. >> i've got to see what's doing, ding-a-ling. it's a choking hazard.'s in your eyes. >> though maybe overcooked their pizza a little bit. they get the idea to turn their pizza into a frisbee. >> it works like a frisbee better than they expected. it stuck to the neighbor's house across the street. they think it's the funniest thing in the world. >> what will that neighbor think? is that a pizza? >> the delivery guy got the wrong place. >> that is such a dude video. >> hey, pal, i've got a firework. light it and pretend it's a cigarette. this ought to go well chld. >> going to burn the inside of his nose something rotten. >> really? >> yeah, i know. right. >> this's going to do it for "right this minute," everybody. see you next time. (vo) if you live in the san francisco area and you're eligible for medicare, anthem blue cross can help you get a great plan at a great rate! our new medicare advantage plans pay for many of the costs original medicare doesn't. so you can focus on other important decisions. anthem plans help protect you from high medical co

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] >> it's true. [ ding ] >> in tech news, supermodel adriana lima swiped right on your tinder profile "damn." >> puppy, puppy, puppy, kitten, kitten, puppy, puppy, kitten, kitten, bunny in a cashmere sweater. puppy again and then two more kittens. >> this just in, i don't want no scrub, a scrub is a guy who can't get no love from me. hanging out from the passenger side of his best friend's ride, trying to holla at me? no, i don't want no scrub. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: doesn't it make you feel good? we got a great show. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i don't ever wanna feel like i did that day take me to the place i love take me all the way ♪ ♪ i don't ever wanna feel like i did that day take me to the place i love take me all the way ♪ ♪ yeah yea yea ♪ oh oh oh oh oh [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on, that's the one and only red hot chili peppers frontman, anthony kiedis, right there! [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm a root. i'm a root. >> jimmy: playing with the roots. come on. >> i'm a root. >> jimmy: we love you, buddy. >> thank you

. >> you know, you have some dings and -- >> you don't mind absorbing a few more. >> i think the american people, they want that new car smell. they want to drive something off the lot that doesn't have as much mileage as me. >> the president went on to say he believes hillary clinton would be a formidable candidate. >>> 12,000 u.s. and nato troops remaining in afghanistan through next year now the parliament has agreed with a deal with the west. they are there to support the forces in the quite against al qaeda and the taliban. this means the u.s. can conduct air support if needed. >>> no one claiming support for the suicide attack in eastern pakistan in paktika region at a volleyball game. 89 people were killed in the same province four months ago when a bomb went off in a crowded market. >>> three civil rights workers killed by the kkk in 1964 will be honored today with the presidential medal of freedom. that is the highest civilian honor for meritorius. among those honored, meryl streep and tom brokaw. >>> first the big dig and now the big melt. preparations are in place in the city o

we will have a ding-a-lingering chance of showers this afternoon. it will break up and by late monday the next system cues up to bring us gusty winds on the coast and rain tuesday into wednesday. here's the. >> impulse that has been pushing on to the coast, the san mateo county coast throughout the morning hours. and from right now into the midnight hour, this is what we are specking. a third of an inch perhaps san francisco. about a half-inch or better in oakland. look at the rain here, less than a tenth in the livermore valley and san jose only a couple hundred deaths. but on the coast we could pick up a few. and higher amounts in the santa cruz mountains 26789 to 7 inches is what could fall. that's above 6500 feet. temperatures are still rather warm. next system really getting into a subtropical set. the snow levels rising to 7,000 feet. noontime you could see scattered activity in the north bay. 2:00 it begins to break up more. and throughout the evening hours you have maybe a light shower. but overall drying out. this will take us through monda

. >> jimmy: until you hear this sound -- [ ding ] >> what? now all the celebrities are ones that we can sort of do impressions of. and since today is halloween, all the topics are halloween themed. kevin, you're up first. here we go. >> okay. [ beeps ] >> jimmy: okay, johnny carson. and you have to talk about costume parties. >> costume parties. [ laughter ] listen, i love a good costume party. it's halloween, a lot of people are dressing up, of course, as ghosts and witches and goblins and vampires. but this year, i've decided i'm going as the scariest creature in the world - - my ex-wife. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that was great. >> scare the kids, too. do i press the button now or do you press the button? >> jimmy: you can press it. you can press my button. >> it's like it's your show or something. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you can press the button. here we go. celebrity is -- dr. phil? dr. phil, frankenstein. dr. phil, frankenstein. >> jimmy: now, frank, listen to me. now deep down you're not a a monster. [ laughter ]

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[keys clacking, typewriter bell dings] ♪ (cheers and applause) >> jon: welcome to a special live electionight edition of the daily show. i'm jon stewart. tonight, the 2014 midterm results we've all been... well a handful of people have been waiting for. i mean the senate. democrats are about to lose the good senate restrooms. (laughter) later on, we're going to have the chairman of the republican national committee. he will be giddy. i predict his interview will be the worst part of the greatest part of his life. (laughter) i don't know if you're watching but it is a red wedding out there. a blood bath beyond anything you can imagine. i was over at cnn today. i said something on air and it created a bit of a story. i said this -- >> did you vote? >> jon: no. no. i just moved. i don't even know where my thing is now. (laughter) >> jon: let me explain something... first of all. i've known where my thing is since i was 13. (laughter) but i did vote today. i did know where my -- i was being flipped and it kind of took off and, you know what? i want to apologize because i shouldn't have been f

recently announced that starting tomorrow whenever anyone wink it is will make this noise. [ bell dinging ] >> super model adrian lima swiped right on your tinder profile. >> puppy, puppy, kitten, kitten, bunny in a cashmere sweater. puppy again and two more kittens. >> bunny in a cashmere sweater. >> i wished i could get super vision from my phone. i think i'm going blind. >> i know. >> let's go to a dog show. fail or a win? take a look at the competition. you've seen it before. see how fast dogs can get through the path. but then one golden retriever gets a little distracted. ♪ ♪ oh, poor guy! that dog is me. bacon, bacon, bacon! >> this dog has a couple of drinks. he eats some snacks. his owner tries to help him off the course. i don't blame him, thomas. there's too much good stuff there. >> that dog is me. >> last up today. there's another edition of mean tweets and jimmy kimmel has celebrities read nasty tweets real people have written about them. it's usually pretty funny. take a look. [ cheers and applause ] you ugly [ expletive ] big board looking [ expletive ]. shut the [ expleti

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when you have been president for six years, you have some dings and -- >> you don't mind absorbing aew more if that's what it takes. >> the american people are going to want that new car smell. they want to drive something off the lot that doesn't have as much mileage as me. >> a new bloomberg poll shows president obama may not be as dinged up as he might think in one key primary state. his favorables are sky high in new hampshire as are hillary clinton's. clinton holds a commanding lead ahead of likely democratic candidates in the state's 2016 primary. the same poll shows mitt romney up 19 points should he seek the white house a third time. >> are you surprised by that? 30 to 11. we hear more and more people talk about mitt romney. they're not talking about jeb. they're not really talking about rand. nobody talks about chris christie. when we're out, they are talking about mitt romney. it's crazy. >> new hampshire especially. he's still very, very popular in new hampshire. still has a vacation home there. visits there. is known there. >> i was down at the republican governors associ

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part of the image, but there are many many human rights defenders, and women's rights about vests and ding nows leaders who the government needs to be paying a lot closer attention to. when they met the victims family, there offense so little trust, they they claimed afterwards that the government offered them bribes to keep quiet. >> when he was running for president, promised to be a departure from the previous administration, in the approach against the cartels. was the difference basically to just drop the sacramento? does he just try to change and it get mexico talking about something else? >> well, definitely. what we saw, and have been seeing when we go there and talking to mexican officials is this campaign that is now the time for development. now is the time for mexico to become one of the biggest anies in the world, and they wanted to focus on that, in fact, when the whole self-defense groups rose we were with some government officials that were telling us that's not the focus, the focus can is on develop innocent, oen the any is not on the self-defense, and they were very blunt

so, james carville, we saw the president try to take a few dings.sh, new car smell? >> that's a very good question, disclosure, i'm a big supporter of hers. i spoke at events this weekend, so let's go in. it is difficult, and let me just -- there's too much talk about inevitability and everything else. i think she'll be a nominee. i want to make a point here. and she has a plan, and mike tyson once said, everybody got a plan to get hit in the mouth and you run for president and anybody that has and, dr. carson, i guarantee you this, it's not when, it's how many times. you cannot run for president without things going wrong. and i think she understands that and she knows that going in. but this kind of inevitability that it's going to be easy and all that, that's foolishness. >> she's got this tricky act, matthew dowd, of trying to figure out a way to stay close to the president but also establish some distance at exactly the same time. >> well, the biggest problem she faces was the interview you just conducted, which is the president, the incumbent