dude called me out, said i was snitching on him. never even talked to the dude. don't even know who the dude is. i've never had my ass whipped before. and that dude [ bleep ] me up bad. he hurt me. >> bumgardner was on probation for attempted robbery when he was taken into custody for failing a drug test. he was here for only nine days when he says his assailant accused him of being a snitch. >> i was sitting in the cell with a bunch of people. we were just talking. he walks by and says somebody is snitching on him. and he was like, it's probably you. he's like, because you were gone yesterday for an hour. >> bumgardner says he left the unit not to snitch, but because he had a visit. >> tried talking to the dude and i was like, you need to think about what it is you're saying. like, when have i ever talked to you? i don't even know what the [ bleep ] you're here for. >> bumgardner says a short time later, the inmate attacked him in his cell out of view of staff. >> pushed from behind, slammed my face in the wall, hit right here, i fall on the ground. he stands up

>> ah dude! >> watch this guy. first of all -- >> he's creeping down the street. in the sunlight. >> it begs the question why is he bent over creeping? camera's not going to get you if you just bend over. >> somebody's going to notice some dude suspiciously creeping down the street in broad daylight. >> you are right. the owner notices this guy, because look from this angle. the guy jumps in the car. he runs up. he's nearly run over because he opens the door but the guy stealing the car drives up. police think that this may be related to another similar theft that happened two weeks before. just a warning, keep your car locked. in the second video, i'm going to use the words of the suspect in this case. to describe it she says it was stupid. i want to introduce you to evelyn mickelson. she's 85. she is the victim. she is being cared for by a home care giver. this here is 19-year-old sharavon brooks. money is disappearing. so her employer gateway health they installed a camera in this woman's home. and look what they caught. she opens the drawer and notice what she

. >>> plus the buzzword for your shot to win a new ipad mini and see a dude who gets his buzz on by taking a shot with the rocket launcher in the buff. >> d >> i know. exactly! >>> watch this. keep an eye on the lady with the skirt. picks up what she wants to take with her lifts that skirt -- puts the item between her legs and walks out like nothing. how does she do this? how is she able to walk? >> you'd expect to see her walk funny. >> waddle or something. >> maybe she's wearing modified under way. >> with a hook or something. >> the way your leg, coming up to a point. thighs closer together. just gripping on the top, it's probably just being held by the top couple of inches of the top of the thigh and then just walk along. >> it's a television bro! >> in a box. >> how strong to dlaet suction that suction? i do not want to think about it. >> that's not the only time. here's another video of her taking another -- >> a fridge. >> no. that would be impretive. another box. puts it right between her legs and, again, walks super casually around. this is where it gets crazy, though. her accompl

now, it's becoming a thing for dudes. guys into a spa where they provide the service and they're going to try it. >> ready? >> yeah yeah we're excited and scared. >> oh my god, i'm terrified, i'm terrified! >> why wearing a shower curtain around the waist? >> traps the steam. >> sitting on the beautiful chair. the chinese herbs going up and it will help give them a good detox detox. >> it's basically steaming the whole area. >> you control the pressure because there is some pressure in this steam, which you see the guys find out. >> oh this is -- >> you can control all of it. >> pressure cooker. >> if you go to ten it's going to boil. >> is this too -- is this what? cleanse it? relax you? do something for digestion. >> good for hemorrhoids, any stomach issues great for acne. >> it's like honestly the weirdest sensation. but it's not unpleasent. >> at first they're weirded out by this but it looks like they kind of like it. >> if we had these, we would be on them for a half hour every day. >> i'm in! let's do it oli. >> i

>> i'm that dude. i'm that dude. had to rid of taboo in my house. i'm that dude. i start fights. >> jimmy: all right, there you go! >> you ready? >> jimmy: yeah. [ tense music playing ] >> all right. >> all right. >> don't get nervous. >> big game. football. two weeks. >> jimmy: super bowl. >> boom! >> what? >> you're taking a picture and somebody jumps in. >> steve: photobomb. >> very good. >> steve: okay, this is not the beautiful swan but the -- >> black swan. ugly swan. >> steve: ugly -- >> ugly duckling. >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: oh, god. >> you're looking nervous. >> jimmy: sir mix-a-lot. >> "baby got back?" >> jimmy: yeah. >> no! mr. t catch phrase! >> steve: "i pity the fool!" >> boom! >> jimmy: dang. >> this is when you like -- you're in a game and you guys -- you knock your hands together! >> jimmy: fist bump. >> yes! >> jimmy: yes! >> steve: okay, wednesday is known as -- >> hump day! >> jimmy: throw the money in the air! >> oh! um, making it rain! >> hey, hey, you talking too fast. you need to -- [ buzzer

>> and see how a dude gets his buzz on by taking a shot with a rocket launcher in the buff. >> doing it naked? >> exactly! >>> this is possibly the worst thing that can happen to you, the day you're about to sell your car. >> oh, no. >> the owner of the car just pulled up to her mom's house to run a quick little errand leaves the keys in the ignition the car running. goes inside -- >> i know what's going to happen. they see it as an opportunity. >> just turn the keys off and lock the door. >> this 25-year-old man that's just down the street notices the vehicle has been left unattended takes the opportunity to jump in the car, closes the door but nicki spots what's going on rushes over to try to stop him, opens the door jumps into the driver's side to try to fight him. unfortunately, that was a really bad idea because she ends up getting dragged by this guy. her dog ends up chasing after them. she does eventually let go. other drivers do see her, they stop to try to help. the crazy thing is that you do see that driver then turn back around and swerve around her to get away. the victim

. >> i've never gotten close to a black dude.or him, he's not like a normal black guy that you'll meet. he's really smart. so, i mean, it's a learning process for me, too. i don't have a problem -- what you do is what you do. >> but i'm working on it. >> he is working on it. >> the only reason why i'm trying to change my views on thing is like for my kids' sake. hey, i can spell h-a-t-e or oh, my daddy has "hate" tattooed, and teachers will know. i don't want that. >> bryan says he tries to check in with his wife and two young sons every day. how are the boys doing? are they with you? >> but five years of arrests for a variety of drug related offenses have made him an absentee father. he was in jail when his youngest son was born. >> it's been about a month since she gave birth. it was probably one of the most emotional things i had to go through. it sucked so bad. >> and bryan's 2-year-old is old enough to notice his absence. >> tell him i'm on vacation. tell him i'm on a plane to california or something. every time you see an a

i've got to change and stuff. >> thanks, dude. thanks, dude.uld you do me a favor real quick? >> oh. >> nice. >> at this point, he actually gets out of the car but his ankles are tied together. but a security guard spots him. >> thank you. >> trying to get in more trouble than you already are? >> i'm not in trouble, sir. >> you must be. in the back of a sheriff's car and got out. >> today's my first day on the job. i accidentally locked myself back in and accidentally tied my ankles together. >> chris vail jack's son, sit in the back of the patrol car for the end of the prank. watch what this guy does. >> can you let me out of here? mom's going to kill me. i was caught gambling with fake i.d. my mom's going to kill me if i go to jail. >> yeah your mom will kick your ass, you're in trouble. >> ready >> oh! >> if you're in the back of a car, just ask. they might open it up for you. >> good to meet you. my name's jack vale. >> that's it for "rtm." we'll see you next t >>> a rowdy customer goes on a rampage when -- >> suddenly out of nowhere -- >>

(laughter) i met a dude -- i have been doing this show now, 93 years. never met a dude wearing a bunch of watches who says to me, i just asked you because i'm a horologist. i don't -- come visit us tickets are free. (laughter) let's get into the program. first, there are certain things that are forever. diamonds. batman. and, at this point, the debate over the keystone xl pipeline. >> for six years, the debate over the keystone xl pipeline has often dominated beltway politics. >> if it's ever built, the pipeline will carry crude extracted from the tar sands of alberta canada some 1,700 miles to nebraska, but it has been stalled for six years at the canadian border awaiting the president's approval. >> jon: oh! poor lonely pipeline! i don't know why the oil doesn't just go around america this way and just sneak in from the mexican side. apparently, we don't even patrol that area! (laughter) but obviously the keystone pipeline is an incredibly contentious issue. i imagine the new congress is gonna want to put an issue like this on ice for a bit and start

i love you, dude.jimmy, jimmy, jimmy. >> jimmy: yo. >> steve: you want some crack with that? >> jimmy: no, i don't -- want nothing. [ laughter ] ♪ jimmy: thank you, da vinci's vetruvian man, for showing us what it would look like if jim morrison got naked and started making snow angels. [ laughter ] [ applause ] ♪ it is freezing out here it's cold way out here it's cold ♪ ♪ thank you, paper cutters, for basically being guillotines that we store in classrooms full of 6-year-olds. [ laughter and applause ] >> steve: ow, my finga! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, lent, for being god's juice cleanse. [ laughter ] take 40 days off. >> steve: yeah 40 days, just cool it. >> jimmy: just cool it -- just cool it for 40 days. >> steve: come on, dude, you can do it. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, laughing students on the cover of a a college brochure for basically saying, one of these people must apply to your race and gender. [ laughter and applause ] maybe that dude a little bit. >> steve: that's me man! ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, th

. >> i may be the dude, but jim is the dude behind the dude.sses are expensive, but jim is so generous. if you can't pay, he works with you. well, he makes you work for him. i do his laundry. buy his groceries. walk his piglets. i don't know why he has so many, but one never judges the master. >> jim convinced me to take the role of milk even though i'm lactose intolerant. had me drink a gallon of milk a day. it wasn't until i read the script that i found out there was no dairy involved. but, end of story -- this guy right here. >> i am embarrassed to say i forgot to thank jim in my oscar acceptance speech. later that night, after the vanity fair party, he followed me home and bashed in all the windows in my car. i guess i deserved it. >> jimmy: i believe men were put upon this stage we audaciously call earth to fill gaps between breaths with insolence. to enter. to exit. to speak our truth. to play our parts. the baby's role be to suckle his mother. the boy's role to run and play. the lover his hot pipe pulsing. the warrior will battle do. tha

i was like, dude, what the heck's going on?and he's like, dude, it's not gay, it's just jailing. >> and vicki groth's mother on life with a self-proclaimed kleptomaniac. >> last year i bought an air conditioner for $300 and she turned around and stole that. ♪ o say can you see ♪ by the dawn's early light ♪ what so proudly we hailed ♪ at the twilight's last gleaming ♪ ♪ whose broad stripes and bright stars ♪ ♪ through the perilous fight ♪ o'er the ramparts we watch wednesday so gallantly streaming ♪ ♪ and the rockets' red glare the bombs bursting in air ♪ ♪ gave proof through the night that our flag was still there ♪ ♪ o say does that star-spangled banner yet wave ♪ ♪ o'er the land of the free and the home of the brave ♪ >>> inside grand rapids kent county jail, captain randy demery is nearing the end of a 25-year career. he says much of what influenced him came from his old job. >> this isn't what i went to school for, actually. i have a theology degree and i had a couple churches in south dakota when i first got out of college

and michael bolton comes on. [ laughter ] a little bolton explosion, dude.ughter ] he does -- [ singing off key ] ♪ when a man loves a -- ♪ does the whole jam. unbelievable. ariana's harmonizing with him. i go great. somebody goes, "the b-52s want to get on." i go -- >> questlove: oh, yeah. >> jimmy: you remember that? >> questlove: i remember, yeah. >> jimmy: b-52s get up. and he goes -- and i go, "do you want to sing aretha franklin or something?" he goes, "no, we want to sing 'love shack'." [ laughter ] okay. does the band -- you guys know love shack? and there like, "i don't know. i guess we'll try to learn it." he goes like -- ♪ hop in my chrysler it's not really a note. i don't know where to go with that. and he destroys it. "love shack" is amazing. that's great. they finish "love shack". i go, great. the guy's looking at me. it's the stage manager. he goes, like, "all right, wrap it up." because quest was there. he was going to dj. >> questlove: i thought i was. >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] get ready, guys. and i see, out of the corner of my eye, bill

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dude filling up his car. at a gas station. there's a bit of a malfunction, i'd say, and it's not hard to identify. okay he notices that fuel is spraying from the top of that hose but he just stands there. it almost looks like he's contemplating i'm going to continue filling my tank. >> i love just the general panic, he's just standing there for what is it 20 30 seconds of just going huh? huh? >> should i just -- i mean -- do i -- >> no thought completed. he just shut down. i think the only thing going on now is crickets. >> if you're in one of those cold climates you might think to yourself maybe ice skates would do a good job, maybe ice skates would be better than roller blades in the middle of traffic, bro. roller blades. this poor guy -- >> he's not doing any rolling. he's just stepping. >> and he's doing it in the middle of traffic. apparently this video shot in new york. >> there he goes. that's about a mile an hour. >>> a driver's rolling down the freeway and everything seems to be going smoothly. >> how that all changes

he lets go. >> totally bugging him right now. >> dude! >> the ladybug is posturing, like putting up the wings, don't touch me. >> don't mess i can fly. just following around the room. he doesn't know what to do. just realized he can't get the ladybug anymore. >>> this is another adorable video. this is a teeny tiny little bunny rabbit. he's the sole survivor and was rescued by people who are actually registered as being able to look after wild animals. they took him home and he's super excited, running back and forth, totally having a great time then has delusions of grandeur. mom warns him -- >> hold on. you're going to hurt yourself. >> the bunny thinks he can g >> i really expected it to go a lot further. >> exact. >> i don't think he was trying to escape. i think this bunny is a b.a.s.e. jumper. >>> that's our show. thanks so much for joining us. see you for the next edition >> today on "tmz", this justin beiber video is incredible. >> i really want people to know how much i care. >> either justin beiber believes that he completely bo

like, "yo, sorry about your bro, dude! hey, what's up?"aughter ] obama chose joe biden as his vp because of his energy and enthusiasm, which is the same reasons he picked his dog bo. the same exact thing. it's very interesting. [ laughter and applause ] joe, not so fast. beau, get back. axelrod also said in his new book that obama lied to americans to get votes in 2008 when he said he opposed gay marriage. of course, republicans have already turned it into a a scandal. ben-gay-zi. [ laughter ] it's trending right now. >> steve: very convenient, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. and this is interesting here. after it was announced that andrew garfield may not return to the role of spider-man, many fans -- [ audience aws ] yeah, it's just a rumor. i'm not sure. >> steve: just a rumor. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but many fans online, everyone is saying that the next spider-man should be black. [ cheers ] yeah. we actually have through "tonight show" technology" -- [ laughter ] we have a picture of what spider-man would look like if he were played

dude filling up his car. at a gas station.ay, and it's not hard to identify. okay. he notices that fuel is spraying from the top of that hose. but he just stand there's and almost looks like he's contemplating, i'm going to continue filling my tank. >> love the general panic, he's just standing there for, what 20 0 second of going huh? >> should i just -- we could -- no thought completed. he just shut down. i think the only thing going on that crickets. >> if you're in one of those cold climates out there, you might think to yourself, maybe ice skates will do a good job, maybe better than rollerblades in the middle of traffic, bro. rollerblades. >> he's not doing any rolling. >> no. >> just stepping. >> and he's doing it in the middle of traffic. this video shot in new york. gets his speed up. there he goes. about 100 mile an hour. >> that's it for "right this minute." we'll see you ne [captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television distribution] [captioning performed by the national captioning institute, which i

dude! >> that was creepy. don't do that guys. don't be creepy like that.look i'm fine with it because i like a booty as much as anybody. what if this social experiment what are we trying to do or a question look it's a girl's booty. >> i think the artist trying to put together my painting is so good it looks like clothes. >> that's our show. we'll see you for the next "rtm." lowe's presents: how to put your foot in your mouth. man. wish my yard looked like yours. hey, the grass is always greener on the other side of the... sorry! now get the black & decker® 20-volt trimmer for $79 at lowe's. [captioning made possible by warner bros. domestic television distribution] [captioning performed by the national captioning institute, which is responsible for its caption content and accuracy. visit ncicap.org] >> welcome to "tmz live." harvey levin here. >> charles here. >> so there is a ray rice connection in the lupita nyong'o stolen dress caper. sort of. >> it's not what you think. yes, police -- sheriff's deputies have gone into the west hollywood hotel where sh

wow. >> dude, dude, let me tell you. let me tell you.driving in the car, i get a phone call. they just say, "you got picked up for the 17th season." i say, "you lying, man." i had it stop the car. you know how you can talk on the phone? i stopped my car and made my call. i called three people before i really believed it. 17 seasons. we're going for the record. the record is 20. and we're going for 20 now. >> jimmy: i mean that's -- [ cheers and applause ] amazing. 17 seasons. that's unbelievable. a couple years ago when you were on our show you said you'd love to do 365 episodes so that an episode of "law & order: svu" could air one day of the whole year. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: the entire year. you're up to -- tonight it was number 359. it's going to happen. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. but you know me, i've got to keep setting goals. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so now i want to go 20 years. believe it or not, right, i'm the longest-running cop on television. probably in television history right now. and imagine that. i would have ev

i don't sit here call the black dude "n" word.ust don't believe with a white woman messing with a black man, i don't believe in interraces. i believe we should all stick together as one kind. >> when robert learned of andrea's relationship he felt it could cause him wig problems with his gang when he returned to prison. >> me being an aryan, none of my family members are supposed to have anything to deal with blacks. come to find out my sister got one. >> in the prison world that's a very big deal. that actually puts robert in a certain amount of jeopardy. >> now i got a lot of explaining to do when i get down to prison. >>> coming up, robert wolford makes a decision. and -- >> they wrote you up for fighting. i don't know if y'all was fighting, i don't know if y'all was horseplaying. tell me what happened. >> as if things couldn't get worse for donald coleman, when we saw him a few weeks later things had taken a horrible turn for him. [gasp] oh! you okay, buddy? i just had a dream that progressive had this thing called... the "nam

dude! >> that was creepy. don't do that guys. don't be creepy like that.look i'm fine with it because i like a booty as much as anybody. what if this social experiment what are we trying to do or a question look it's a girl's booty. >> i think the artist trying to put together my painting is so good it looks like clothes. >> that's our show. we'll see you for the next "rtm." lowe's presents: how to put your foot in your mouth. man. wish my yard looked like yours. hey, the grass is always greener on the other side of the... sorry! now get the black & decker® 20-volt trimmer for $79 at lowe's. >>> live from new york city it's "the wendy williams show." today she's the youngest best actress nominee ever and cue zain wallis is here. plus wendy is bringing you all of today's juiciest hot topics. now, here's wendy! ♪=u

>> it's a racing video of dudes looking for street cred. >> they've got a dodge cap. >> see how a state trooper took joy out of the joy ride. >>> guys trying to see what's under the shells. >> watch this. >> the moment he finds what he's look >> yes, pretty soft. >> whoa. >> discovery has hit pay dearthirt. >> with gold rush. >> todd hoffman talks about striking a vein and nerve with viewers. >> we and fans that just show up ready to foego to work. >> the buzzword for your chance to win a new ipad mini. see what's making baby analina laugh. >>> and the great hoverboard prank. >> you love it. >> how it's getting a rise in more ways than one. >> did you bre it? >> you broke it man. s. now how am i going to get home >>> i'm not saying this is exclusively a male thing but when you get a v-8 and connect to a man it seems it wants to go quicker because we are children. just like him. this video, these guys in texas, they've got a dodge helcat, 6.2 liter v-8 stock car. >> see that next to his guy. he has a very quick car from japan. they start, well on the open road. outrageous. >> one, two, >

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. >> police hope somebody watches the video, recognizes the dude and calls with a tip. nobody was hurt into another thing that happened in the uk on christmas day. the day you're supposed to be in the christmas spirit spirit of giving and kindness and love. not this guy. he walks into this convenience store and pretends to be paying for the item. as soon as the clerk opens the register watch what he does. >> brutal. >> here's another angle. notice he has a metal bar in his hand, swings it at the clerk, reaches for the till ends up getting away with under $100. the woman fights after him and runs after him, grabbing on to him as he goes through the exit door. finally lets go. she fortunately didn't have major injuries but police looking for this guy. >> you get a look at people's faces and hope something comes back. >>> never lived in hawaii but impression i get is that it's chill, relaxed. the woman's the opposite of all of that. >> oh! >> okay she thought she was in new orleans. wanted beads? >> fair enough gayle. does it once. there's the second time. >> she didn't ha

because that would be, like, wrong, dude.ht scholar and zaneb is an artist. others in the room, however, well, don't give me that innocent look, you young punks. i know somebody in here is smoking reefer. how stoned are people here? >> we can ask, just ask. >> you're not getting totally ripped here? >> no. it's a functional part of daily life. for a long time, the rest of the country and the government didn't really like tangier a whole lot. it was seedy. there were foreigners who came here and -- >> it makes money. >> he sees it as a future economic super power as i understand it. is many good or bad? >> for moroccans, it's work, but of course ex-pats want to keep tangier like they know it before. >> i mean, this cafe is very similar to the way it was, but there's a tv right there. >> flat screen. >> that's why people come here. they come to watch soccer games. >> you can well imagine the american guy who's lived in tangier for 30 years. he comes in, there's a flat screen tv on the wall. he's like -- what? you've ruined the

and dude, that got me, man. it was unbelievable. because he just makes fun of you, treats you like dirt, and then you just break down and you just lose it -- you're like out of breath. you're going -- [ gasps ] i auditioned for your role. [ laughter ] i didn't even get a callback. they told me to leave. they actually asked me to leave. and then -- and then you snap out of it and go "see, i can pretend too." or something like that. but in a good way. in your way and i go, "wow. you got me, man. and that was great acting." anyone who wants to study acting or see how it's done, watch this scene with michael keaton and edward norton in "birdman." oh! [ applause ] that was it. i go, "oh my god, how did he do that?" >> you know there -- >> jimmy: you're doing like, three different characters at once. >> well, actually, in the movie it didn't hit me until we were into it about a week and a half and it hit me. i thought i'm actually playing an actor who's playing two

like dude i'm not getting back out.cow is angry. >> the cow did about $3,000 worth of damage to the police vehicle as you can see here. >> this cow not the only animal that charged a car, albeit this car is an rc car. there was a gopro camera attached to it attached by chris bray of chris bray photography. the elephant starts to get upset. watch its foot. ♪ >> oh. >> he steps on the gopro. guess what? while the rc car was destroyed, the gopro once again survives. >> these things are awesome. i want to live in a gopro. >> chris is driving a remote controlled car. when he see the elephant come at the car drive the car away. >> he had been moving forward and backwards but the elephant is like huh-uh. >> every day technology just gets better and better. of course that technology is going to be applied to our military. this is few video of a tomahawk missile test with new guided systems that just made its way out to the internet. see the missile getting launched by the "uss kid" near california. there goes the missile, being

i sang too long. >> steve: oh, dude, all right.care, dude. hey, you need a new muffler on that thing, man. [ bad muffler noises ] hey, can i help you out of the mud of something? >> steve: what's that? >> jimmy: are you the research guy for "the tonight show"? >> steve: yeah, man, what's up? >> jimmy: i was talking to you the other night. you don't believe that chris christie said that stuff, did he? >> steve: no, but it's easier just to lie, man. i'm a fact checker, you know what i mean. >> jimmy: cool man, have a good day. >> steve: all right, want some crack? >> jimmy: no, thanks. [ laughter ] next word -- >> steve: you got to do a a better security check on these people. >> jimmy: next word is, floss. the original definition is "a soft thread you're supposed to use daily to clean between the teeth." new definition is "something you only use five minutes before going to the dentist." yes, everyone does it. yeah, yeah. oh, of course i floss. yeah, that's right, doctor. >> steve: i just did. >> jimmy: finally we have a a vampire.

what's wrong with you, dude?> tired, bro. >> let this dude sleep, he's starting to piss me off. >> the taylor brothers shared a lot in common. they grew up in oakland's foster care system. they had both joined a gang, but dropped out shortly before we met them. and they told us they were finally ready to give up their revolving-door relationship with jail. >> one of the things about both gabriel and ezekiel was their honesty. and i appreciated it. they were pretty honest about their lives. and when i asked ezekiel how he made a living, how he used to make a living, he was very forthright and he told me he made a living robbing drug dealers. >> i only rob dope boys. what you're doing is illegal, so chances are if i do something illegal to you, it's just going to chalk it up to the gang. >> there's a dangerous aspect to that. >> yeah. >> did you ever have any problems with that? >> i've been shot. i've been shot am in my face, been shot in my thighs, my back, my ass. i've been shot a few times. but, i mean, it's th

i don't even know the dude. i don't care about him. you know? you ain't got to care about somebody that don't be there for you. you know what i'm saying? >> be out at 10:30 tomorrow. i'll holler at you tomorrow. >> all right. i love you, man. >> i love you, too, dog. >>> up next, how solitary confinement may assure one inmate his freedom. >> i don't want nobody else on the yard that's not going home this decade to screw my time up. in our house, we do just about everything online. and our old internet just wasn't cutting it. so i switched us from u-verse to xfinity. they have the fastest, most reliable internet. which is perfect for me, because i think everything should just work. works? works. works! works? works. works. >>> for many inmates, a calendar is a bitter reminder of lost time. for others, a simple "x" means they're one step closer to freedom. >> this helps a lot. i've marked down my last 63 days. my wife made this for me. she always tells me to stay true. that's the first three letters of my first name and first three letters of my l