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if you sent that to somebody, what do you mean? >> you say it. what do you think?too. >> i think i just said something clever and witty. >> what do you take it as, al next. >> depends on you what say before. you could be flirting. so to me, it is a flirty wink. you know, what are you doing i'm thinking about you and the wink. >> it is flirt. >> i this one here? >> i'm laughing so hard i'm crying. >> because it is a smile through the teeth. oh, my gosh. stop. >> you made me laugh so hard i'm peeing my pants, i'm crying. >> what's this one? >> either i'm nervous or i'm real excited because two different ones that are similar when it comes to that people get them confused. one is really nervous aah and the other one sim ' so excited i can't wait. >> frustration. >> different interpretations. >> this one? >> i'm sad. >> i'm sad. >> okay? >> i'm sad. >> okay. here is a good one for us here, what's this one mike? if you send this to someone what do you mean? >> just i love to you death. i can't -- i'm craze any love. >> alex, if you get this to a -- if you get from a man

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so you -- you are someone -- you have a lot of -- you just won an naacp award. >> yes. >> seth: and youtell them what award? i won two. i don't mean to brag. >> seth: tell them. tell them. >> but i worked my ass off for the both of them. >> seth: okay. >> i won best actress for "no good deed." did anyone see that with me and idris elba? >> seth: oh, congratulations, yes. he chases you around the house. >> right, he chases me, but i also actually executive produced that. >> seth: oh, congrats. >> and it was number one. and then so -- now "empire." that's number one. >> seth: yeah. [ applause ] what a great year. what a great year. then you sort of -- you sort of let this good year get to your head a little. you sort of did a diva character. >> i have all of these characters inside of me. i'm an actress. i'm a character actress. so diva. seth, you can't look at me when you talk to me. look at the floor or you are fired! i can fire seth. diva can fire you from your job. >> seth: wow. that's how -- this character, diva. >> she's everything. how dare you. you're still looking at me. look at

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and you came up, and you go, "do you have a guitar?"going to come up and jam out on the guitar. yes, i have a guitar! and i gave you a guitar, and you're like -- [ imitates guitar ] and you're just a rock star, ready to go. i was like, how cool is taylor swift? and then, you go, "i'll do one of my songs." and paul goes, "all right, we're going to do 'i saw her standing there.'" >> it's in e. >> jimmy: "it's in e. we'll do it in e. here we go, one, two, three." [ imitates guitar ] and we're like not planned out, no one planned any of this. >> we didn't know what was going on. >> jimmy: and we sang "i saw her standing there." and i was creaming it. >> and we were doing the ooooh. >> jimmy: oooh, yeah , i was going for it. and then you are like, we finished that and then you go "i'll do one of my songs, you started "shake it off." and i go i don't know if paul mccartney knows "shake it off." and there he is, he knew "shake it off." and he was like, "shake it off, shake it off. shake it off, shake it off." and then he was like, "oooh, hooo.

you want your parent to love you. you want your parent to love you. you know, after awhile, after they beat you down so much, you want them even more. and that's very, very difficult for people to understand. but it is what it is. it is that, and it was very true for me. >> what's so strike to go me is how you always had this sense of what was right and wrong. how did you not suck om to the pressures that were around you? what must have been peer pressure in some cases. >> i never felt any peer cindy. >> to get in trouble. >> but i don't know how i can explain it. it's just that i always thought i was special. and it wasn't an arrogance. it was a knowing and it was there is a life out there, and i am just doing time. and i am going to make this time work for me. i am going to do everything right so that when i get out of this existence, out of childhood and into life as a young adult, i want all that it can offer, and i want to take advantage of all that it can offer. so, therefore, i had tunnel vision in that respect

you know, you just go in.boom. say your lines. i love it. i love doing that. >> seth: do your kids -- will they at least watch an american cartoon if your voice is in it? >> yes. >> seth: okay. >> yes. they're watching some stuff. but they still don't believe it's me. you know, like they saw the last "ice age" and they just kept looking at me like, "nah." [ laughter ] and then i did a voice for a, it was a "bubble guppies," they did a movie. and i played a witch, the voice of a green witch. and they love it. but they still don't believe it's me. so -- and now they're forcing me into position where i'm like, "a-ha-ha!" doing the voice, so they can go, "oh, that's you." and i'm like, "a-ha-ha!" and they're just looking at me. it's like i'm going, "hey, do you know i am?" i feel like such an ass, you know. like, trying to get your kids to go, "hey." >> seth: is your wife helpful? does she say, like -- does she tell you to like, "hey, take it easy. don't worry about this. they're your kids. they love you. you don'

>> and a cow. >> look, you grab it and you have to fry it. >> jimmy: do you think could you eat a coweah. how about a horse. >> jimmy: or a horse? >> no, i don't think i could. >> a lion? >> no. no. no. you cannot. not, not, not eat a lion. >> jimmy: a lion could eat us, right? >> no. >> jimmy: what? >> i'm just kidding. >> i could eat a pig. >> jimmy: you could eat a whole pig? you guys eat pigs? >> yes! >> i eat pork. >> i can eat a pork cake without biting it. >> you know bacon is made out of pigs. >> and i love bacon. >> it's called pork. >> jimmy: mm-hm. ♪ bacon is a ♪ bacon is a mine craft ♪ bacon is on mine craft ♪ bacon is on mine craft >> jimmy: why do you feel like in the future this is all we're going to be saying? ♪ bacon is on mine craft >> i think i'm going to be done. >> jimmy: i think we created a new society. thanks, guys. and don't forget one important thing. bacon is on mine craft. >> yay! [cheers and applause] tonight on the show we have music from prince royce. bella thorne is here. and we'll be right back with will forte. so stick around! [cheers and applause] ♪

-lemonis: nice meeting you, sir. -nick: nice to meet you. we'll see you. sal: so, this is the restaurant. i wanted sort of a unique feel to it. lemonis: what kind of revenue will the restaurant do? sal: last year, about $300,000. lemonis: less than $1,000 a day in sales? -sal: yes. -lemonis: that's tough. lemonis: it's lunchtime and there's nobody in this restaurant, but quite frankly, i'm not that surprised. who wants to sit here and watch kids play basketball and pay for fine dining? sal: so, this is our baseball facility. lemonis: so, how much revenue actually comes from the sports complex? sal: anywhere from $350,000 to $400,000 a year. -lemonis: sales, not profit? -sal: sales, correct. lemonis: so, how can you break that down for me? how much does baseball generate? sal: between $300,000 and $325,000. lemonis: is it profitable? sal: no. no. lemonis: okay. and how about the basketball upstairs? sal: sales up to this date, i would probably say about $10,000. lemonis: i see how busy the embroidery room is, i see how busy the silk screening is. sal: mm-hm

you waiting what you waiting what you waiting ♪ ♪ what you waiting for what you waiting what you waitingr milk all on the floor ♪ ♪ it's your fault you didn't shut the refrigerator ♪ ♪ maybe that's the reason i've been acting so cold ♪ ♪ if i could escape and recreate a place that's my own world ♪ ♪ and i could be your favorite girl foever, perfectly together ♪ ♪ well, tell me boy now wouldn't that be sweet sweet escape ♪ >> here we go! ♪ whoo hoo, yee hoo whoo hoo, yee hoo whoo hoo, yee hoo whoo hoo, yee hoo ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is how you do it! that's how you do it right there! gwen stefani! oh, my god. thank you. fantastic. wow, wow, wow. see her live saturday at the orpheum theater in los angeles. my thanks to michael keaton, gwen stefani, chris pratt, chris evans and the roots! thank you, los angeles! [ cheers and applause ] stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers". thank you for watching. have a great night. hope to see you tomorrow. buh-bye! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪

and it depends on what you feel you want to do.and how much effort you want to put it into it. >> larry: do you think it makes a difference saying i don't think there is anything wrong with somebody wanting to date or be with someone like you, unless you are white and then it's racist. >> i will confess that i have-- i have seen like black men and friends of mine we have been guilty of seeing black men date outside your race and-- . >> larry: you guys give black men a hard time. >> black men give black women a hard time. there are black men that won't see scandal because of that. >> because kerry washington character is involved with a white man. >> larry: now i'm never watching it. >> when i see a black woman with a white man or with someone outside the race i tend to be like girl, you get it. i know you tried. >> i will say this though, we have to also again, think historically, we know as a fact that in this country black boys in third grade that's when teachers start to fear them and they detract and all of a sudden they are a

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you look beautiful. thank you so much for being here. >> thank you.s. you're a patriots fan. so that was a good super bowl for you. >> yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: that was great. still feeling it? >> i'm still feeling it. it was the most stressful last ten minutes of a game of my entire life. i was watching it alone. >> seth: okay, that's nice. >> i just moved for the third time in four years. >> seth: okay, wow. >> okay, so i'm delirious right now. and stupid, clearly. and i was watching by myself, and screaming like a lunatic. and i was like, "they're going to kick me out of the building." >> seth: i wasn't even emotionally invested in the game, but i felt the tension of others. >> you were there. >> seth: yeah. >> you should not have been there. >> seth: no. >> if you were not a passionate, invested person. >> seth: and i kept saying it very loudly. i was like, "i could be anywhere right now. i could care less." [ laughter ] >> and where did you grow up? >> seth: well, i grew up in new england. >> new england! new england! how about that

(cheers and applause) >> jon: but you know do you are you relaxing, just on a book tour do you get toer bowl, do you get to do anything. >> the super bowl i don't-- i dvred it i will watch it in a couple-- i'm canadian. we don't care about the super bowl. no we don't. if i wanted to see sweaty 300 pound men run into each other, i would go to wal-mart. i don't-- (applause) i certainly saw the halftime show though. >> jon: that was nice. >> nothing deflated about katy perry. hey. i never wanted to be a robotic tiger more in my life. >> jon: was that a pup ed. how did they do -- >> i don't know. i thought that was so insanely-- . >> jon: at first i thought is-- are those people under there like in it. >> well i don't think it was really a robotic tiger. it wasn't a-- i think it was a puppet. >> it wasn't a pupt et. >> jon: no, it's a puppet. >> i think there were people dressed as legs. really i do. i think they were-- carrying katy. >> jon: here is what i think. >> you think it was a puppet. >> jon: i think it was a [bleep] puppet. >> that's the biggest puppet puppet-- how do you-- one

how did you react when you got the news?olutely shocked when i found out i was the only match. i had been kind of prepared that it was going to be very hard to find a match for matthew and it was very unlikely. they described it as looking for the needle in the haystack. to get the call that i was the match, we were very excited. i also knew i had a lot to learn. gerri: you know, the pictures are just amazing. and he is adorable. it's a big responsibility to do this though, and i wonder what motivated you to say yes. >> i have two little boys of my own at home. 10-year-old and 6-year-old. they're both happy healthy, active little boys. watching matthew with that smile. you've seen the pictures. you've seen the smile on his face. he has that all day every day no matter what is going on. so to watch him with his love of life and think that i could be the one to give him the kidney and help him be healthy and active and not have so many restrictions, it was just something i knew i needed to do. gerri: it's so impressive. we jus

as you said. you can only be you, and that's what you have been doing. is there anything else out there that you want to conquer that you haven't done yet? >> well, i love my tony award. >> an egot. >> i would love that. i would love to do films. i would the opportunity to do things that i see other actresses doing. and i hope that daughter's crazy kind of opens that door. people go oh, my god, i didn't know she could do this, this, this, and this. >> it's a remarkable projected. >> it is. you are funny, authentic. it's - i hope a lot of people see it too. >> i do. >> did it turn out the way you hoped when you envisitioned it. >> i didn't envision it. i had no idea what it would be. one thing i expressed to liz, sam and darrell is i didn't want it to me a mia cull pea. a poor me documentary. i didn't want is to be that. i wanted is to be authentic, enjoyable and entertaining. i think i accomplished that. >> i hope you accomplish everything on your list. >> thank you. >> welcome to the city of culiacan sinaloa, a place that is known as the cradle of drug

but you have to know what you do well and what you offer. i never had any designs or ideas on being in television. i love working in food, i had a pickup talk and a great job. any job in food makes me happy, with the -- with the exception of dish machine operator. i don't wish to have a job again. i wanted to get back into restaurants for years. we will finally get that accomplished this year, i hope. dayst want to get up every and have a new purpose and new goals. i also want to stay true to the brand we have built over the years. we are successful if we make you happy. >> our job is to provide you with the confidence to follow the recipe book. >> define your brand in three words. >> can do. i want you to be able to envision, everything we touch is a group and -- >> never enough. if i had to choose the ones, it would be authentic, the lucius, and it would either be italian-- >> bobby what about you? american ands, grilling. when it gets warmer in the northeast, people -- they look for ideas and tips. >> i want to be remembered for to make p

. >> seth: thank you and look at you.t dressed. ever since i started "fashion police," all the celebrities try to butter me up like you're doing. "best dressed." >> seth: oh, so that's what you say now. >> get off my back. get off my back. best dressed. >> seth: so that's what you think, i'm only being nice because i don't want to get "fashion policed"? >> yeah. it's very clear. i have been having more celebrity run-ins than usual since i started "fashion police." and some of these celebrities are bold. i mean, they get up in my face about "don't put me on the list." and there's no willie wonka passes. all right? i -- you look good tonight, but tomorrow i don't know. i don't know. >> seth: right, and you are -- "fashion police" it's like regular police. you don't just have one crime-free day and retire. you've got to police the area of fashion. >> yeah. it's like the marines, once a marine, always a marine. i'm never off the clock. >> seth: you were just at the grammys, you had won a grammy last year? >> yes. >> seth: con

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you you know i'm a simple man. would you confront isis because this was on the day the jordanian fighter pilot got burned to death. her answer was we -- we would have a meeting a big meeting with people in the middle east and we would cut off their funding and their recruiting. >> all right. she is antiwar. >> no, no no. just stay on that. do you firmly believe that a meeting is going to stop the isis terror group. >> i don't believe she was as simple as saying it's a meeting. you work with your allies to try to cut off the funding. we know the saudis have funded and certain countries have funded. >> these are individual checks being written not governmental checks. to me, i'm seeing a person who has no clue about how to stop these isis terrorists. >> you go to the money trail. you actually thrive to stop where the money is coming from. >> okay. >> maybe you could do that on individual basis. that's certainly not going to stop isis because they are selling oil, they are kidnapping people for ransom. >> you don't th

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[applause] >> thank you. thank you. thank you, marty. again, the second or third team, for bearing the elements to be here. it's a really exciting lineup. we're lucky to start with governor haslam, who just had -- >> how did i get the morning call? [laughter] >> record lows. >> he said, you come in early. >> just one reelection with 70% of the vote. congratulations on the second term. as i think was just said, former mayor of knoxville, one election in 2010. since you've taken office, you've done a lot. you stripped back teacher tenure protections, enacted tort reform, expanded charter schools. now you'll have four more years. we'll talk about some of your agenda for that. you've earned a reputation in tennessee for kind of an ernest no-drama guy, practical. a lot of governors have talked about you, describe you as a workhorse, not a show horse, someone who is eager to talk to both sides of the policy ideas and actually wants to talk about policy, kind of that self-defacing manner that has helped make you very popular in tennessee, so mu

i mean, you wouldn't do that, would you?r ] well anyway, you know we're talking about a merger between these two giant office supply stores. and i just heard that you sort of saw this as an opportunity in your opening boutique office supply store. is this true? >> fred: i am. >> seth: okay, great. [ laughter ] so what sort of store is this? >> fred: well, it's going to be pretty much just like the packaging for thumbtacks. know like the boxes you put the thumbtacks in? >> seth: yeah. >> fred: just so people can keep them for longer. do you know what i mean? because a lot of times with thumbtacks, it's like they come in the original packaging, people lose them. and this is going to be specifically for the boxes that hold thumbtacks. [ laughter ] >> seth: now, i don't like to be negative because i support all your ideas. but again, if i go to buy thumbtacks at any regular store, if i go to staples, it's going to come in one of those containers. and i don't know how i'd ever lose it because the only reason i'd ever lose it woul

and when you are in them doors, when you really go down the road, i hope you get what you deserve because my son didn't deserve to be shot in his back. >> is there anything you would like to say before sentence is pronounced? >> yes, your honor, i would like to say i truly apologize about everything that happened in this case. i would also like to apologize to each and every one of you all for the situation that took place. i want you to know i'm truly sorry. with that, your honor, i would like to say i'm here today to take full responsibility of my actions as a man. >> we have a serious felony, what you did did cause the death of a victim in this case. accordingly, i don't think the maximum sentence is appropriate. and on the other hand, i cannot impose the minimum. i'm forced to compromise, keeping in mind your youth and lack of prior record and the fact that you did cause a death here. i'm going to sentence you to lorraine correctional institution on the underlying offense for six years and to that will be added three years mandatory on the firearms specification for a total sentence o

you take it to the toilet with you your bedroom if you come you address in front of it.that's what you typed your lawyer about, how to access medical details and has every secret about you. not knowing the flaws in your iphone has consequences much more great and whether or not you were watching tv in a way that wasn't counted by the people have made the tv program. it is a much more significant safe. the world we live in is now made out of computers. not a building -- a modern building fresh out of the wrapper that is being knocked up in a new complex today. that building will be a computer you would have because the computers that govern its humidity control those computers because it has such high installation, those are critical to the livid ability, habitability. they immediately become uninhabitable because when you leave, they become permanently uninhabitable. in florida when they turned off they had to scrape into the ground because the black mold with the climate control, computer control, climate control was knocked out of them. a car is a computer that rockets

(chanting) thank you! thank you very much!elcome to "the nightly show i'm your host larry, larry, larry larry. (laughter) before we get going, last night was the super bowl, and i'm a seahawks fan. i really slammed the pats on thursday's show. i mean, i hit your team like the wicked hahd. and a then i put this online. if the patriots win, i will eat a bowl of, whatever you call it, new england clam chowder. there go. yep. so i'm a man of my word. i've got a big bowl of new england clam chowder. this looks pretty good, actually. should i get some crackers? nah, i'll just eat it. mmm! very good! that's not "cheating," patriots fans. i just deflated the size of the bowl so it's easier to grip. bam! (cheers and applause) wicked hahb. the only thing worse than the game was the commercials. >> i couldn't grow up 'cuz i died from an accident. >> larry: jesus! i wanted to watch a football game. i didn't know i had to prepare a eulogy for a child. i was already feeling crappy enough from eating my famous seven-layer corn-tito double-di

thank you very much. >> thank you neil. >> you know the score, you kill our pilot we'll kill two of yours. jordan wasting no time by executed two al qaeda prisoners before dawn. saudi arabia also calling out grouped for raising the level of ugliness and promising a just as ugly response, encouraging to many that maybe, maybe moderate muslims get it. but not tothey wonder how long they'll stick to it. no sooner have we finished writing the lead, that we got indications that when it comes to flying swordies over isis compounds, it won't be their plain s planes. what do you make of that? >> business as usual for the arab world. they say well we'll get america to come do it for us or we won't do it at all. the jordanians are talking tough and big right now. they're probably not going to have a lot of staying power. king abdullah may mean well, the saudis are saying okay and they're not really going to do anything. the real issue is two things. number one, this is their war. an arab war. they should be fighting it not us. they should devote their troops and air power to 100% levels, but they'r

i wonder where you say you are in 14 countries, how many did you reach? >> to take app example, we have 30,000 street lamps, all solar. these are areas where you couldn't drive or walk out at night. you won't have a clue where you are going. those areas and people in that path is affecting them. we have 100,000 home systems in selected villages, and we are expanding. that is one country. >> how is the initiative received by the different governments in guinea, senegal. these are governments grid sized for not doing enough. >> absolutely. >> when it comes to electricity, the president was criticized when he started. initiative? >> i think every country was a little suspicious, because they were "he's a music guys, what is he going in energy?" there was all of that. but we came fully prepared with answers, and prarpd to execute. we -- prepared to execute. we didn't come with an idea, we had a full team, infrastructure. from the moment we came in we created pilots. we didn't ask the country for money, we put up our own money. >> how much are we talking? >> d

you look wonderful. you all look -- wow. you can see. good genes. i bet you look good in jeans too.n't too awkward. vail city colorado. 9 news has sunshine and cooler conditions. they are having the world's ski championships. no winter here. high pressure dominating and look at the temperatures. 86 in palm springs and seattle with 80. almost 20 degrees above normal and look as you move into saturday. denver at 70 degrees. palm springs 88. it is toasty out west. >>> good morning, i'm meteorologist bill henley. bundle up it's bitter cold this morning. temperatures into the teens and low 20s this afternoon, but very cold and gusty winds to make it feel even colder. cold tonight. it will be pack down into the teens, but light snow during the day on saturday. an inch or two, followed by another round of frigid winds sunday. 8 in the morning, 18 in the afternoon. record cold temperatures monday morning. then a bit warmer tuesday before we see a chance of snow and rain wednesday. have a great day. >> what's your name sweetie? >> leah. >> back to you inside. >> thank you very much. just ahe

i love what you do and i honor what you do and i want to say thank you as an american for what you are doing to restore faith that government can work. [applause] one of the things the governor and i were speaking about last night, as another restaurant guy , we are constantly running for office when we run restaurants. we are trying to get as many votes as we can possibly get. a city like new york has 26,000 restaurants. fair enough, it a 2000 when you eliminate the pizza parlors that only 16,000 when you eliminate the pizza parlors. it is not enough any longer to say this is the best restaurant because they had the best roast chicken. there are 60 incredible chefs who could argue they have the best roast chicken. in the old days, it was good enough to do that. now, we have the internet. the internet was to level the playing field in terms of being a leader based on being the best at what you did. you still have to be the best at what you do. s&s the word got out that this -- smf the word got out that this restaurant has the best roast chicken, anyone who wanted to figure out the reci

no you are. >> you are one beautiful broad.es it better and it is no surprise that saturday ally had the highest ratings in years. with the gigantic of comedy cooler than cool. >> thank you. i thank you put the hammer down. how was it being there? >> 8q. i which is going to fly and the radar and was grateful but you really did put the hammer down. then we went in there and it was glorious like the world series and the all-star game. neil: i heard you we're doing shots. >>. [laughter] not shots. but with sarah pale and everybody was there. a and i walked in with larry david. neil: you call him larry? think it was governor palin in there in the same room? and jack nicholson. neil: how was he? >> jack and jackie came back i said you were great he said you have no we have to stick together. [laughter] then dan aykroyd. neil: eddie murphy? >> but he just wanted to pay respect and say thank you that is all he wanted. i just wanted to see my pal eddie. i stopped him in his dressing room. [laughter] neil: i notice the phone did not rin

and you think you have to keep licking it but are you just making it worse.er) >> jon: are you saying, are you saying that america has to -- >> uh-huh yes. >> jon: oh, no not the cone. >> you need the cone. america needs the cone swrz no no. we can't wear the cone. >> yeah. yeah. >> jon: this is-- wait a minute wait a minute. you are doing it too. you are blaming america. >> me? >> jon: yes, you are. you are pretending we're responsible for all the middle east problems. >> no. >> jon: admit it, that hot spot on our butt was festering before we even licked it. >> gross, ew. >> jon: see blaming the dog. the metaphor was yours. america didn't create all the corruption that cripples middle eastern politics with. didn't establish the hierarch oooh or meddive el justice system. you know, what i got a song for i buddy. ♪ ♪ i'm so-- no that's not it (we didn't start the fire it was all [bleep] before we even got there. >> let it go. >> jon: oh stop. i will ask you one more time what should america do? >> okay. we want you to [bleep] off and leave us alone. >> jon: al

are you-- are you clapping because you like that answer or because you thought she was keeping it 100right. i'm going like this-- hmmm. okay rachel, boy or girl? >> i'd have to say-- i mean i perform -- >> you perform? >> >> i prefer women in general but i have to say probably a boy because his life will be easier. you know, he doesn't have to-- i like how disturbingly silent you are. you're like really? it's somehow harder to be a woman. >> larry: so a boy? >> yeah life is easier. people give him less of a hard time. doesn't get harassed when he walks down the street. >> larry: what race, black or white? >> black. you know why? because i'm worth it. i'm worth it. >> larry: hmmm. >> i want a black son! ( booing ). >> larry: no? what do you say? ( cheers ) i think you have to have a little bit of both. there you go. there you go. all right, you haven't had kids, department do the i.v.f.. and now you're going to do the "b" or "g"? >> i would say a girl because all statistics say the more women you have in a society, the more women you have in power, the more peace you have. ( cheers and

if you can do that, you are frien.ine. >> say you are running a business and you don't want the cashier with his pants down to his thighs. >> anybody that goes for a job is not going to do that. if you do that that is a dumb person. that is a dummy. it has nothing to do with hip hop or geraldo's chest hair. looks like chili meat. >> i don't even understand that. >> put on your pr heart and say something cold and calculated and designed to make money. >> that geraldo went on the reality show "celebrity uh apprentice" and making $750,000 for being runner up. >> he went to charity but -- >> they get a check. >> charity gets what you win but you get a salary for the show. >> l are we celebrity though? >> i am working on it. i thought i was gary coleman, but they didn't buy it. >> that's because he is dead. >> gary coleman is dead? >> what shoe box did they put him in? >> oh that's terrible. >> shook the whole studio up. make money out of that republicans. >> healthy vegetables or alien dplow better -- flower waiting for th

how are you? >> good, how are you? >> i wanted to talk with you about... um, i know the other day, norma, we talked about, um, where to go from here. you may need more and more iv or intravenous medications to control your symptoms, and i'm worried that we're not going to be able to do that at home. >> what do you think about that? >> yeah, i think it's coming close. >> when you say "coming close," that we're coming near the end? >> yes. >> yeah. i worry about the same thing. and what we'll do is we'll... we'll keep you here and we'll take care of you here. okay? yeah. all right, norma. all right. we'll see you a little later okay? okay. and i'll get, um... why don't i clear this out for you? >> gawande: kathy selvaggi had helped norma understand that she was dying. still norma had little time to say her goodbyes. she died ten days later. >> these are really important conversations that should not be waiting the last week of someone's life, between patients, families, doctors, other healthcare providers involved in the

and you know, it's funny because you hear about movies you do.d it was no huge $100 million hit. but sometimes after time you hear more about some movies than others. obviously, "tommy boy" i hear about the most. and that's the best one. but we can't do anything with that, that's just a one movie that we just really lucked out on and got it right, i think. and then joe -- i hear about "joe dirt" almost more than anything. >> jimmy: people watch it on cable. >> yeah, so now -- it gets in your grill. they didn't see it the first time, we know that from the stats. [ laughter ] but they had to see it somehow, eh, it's not that bad. now we do another one and it's fun. you've got christopher walken back and dennis miller -- >> jimmy: he's back, that's great. >> yeah. we did. and i think it's funny. >> jimmy: i have a photograph with you of christopher walken. >> that's us on the set. look at that. look at how cool i am. >> jimmy: yes. [ applause ] >> in this one i go back in time. i don't want to give it all away. but i go back in time. i see walken. i

>> before you react, you observe. you observe. you observe your reactivity. so before you react you observe your reaction to react. in that split second you break the cycle. j. >> and you change the buy ohology of your brain. >> you change the biology of your brain because biology is the change of consciousness . >> you say that it could benefit not just individuals but societies. can you talk about the premise behind that research. >> the research is in five areas so far. well, bean, social well-being, physical well-being, community well-being and financial well-being. it seems that they're all related. if you're happy in your career of course you'll be successful right? most people are. only 20% of people are happy in their careers. more people down monday die on monday morning of heart attacks than any other time. physical well-being. do you sleep well. are you rested. do you have stress or not. do you eat properly, etc. and then community well-being, you see a community safe. are you able to walk at night without anxiety? and many other things and then fi

you know if you love something and you feel it being taken away from you it's really scary.was the youngest person in my job and all of a sudden that was no longer true and i think i felt the earth coming out from under me. i got seated to this 85-year-old piano teacher who looked me in the eyes and said what's bothering you? and it started this long conversation. >> charlie: that night? that night. i was really moved by him, and he kind of said more to help me than anybody in my own profession had. and it was just a silly dinner conversation. i told my wife all about it started googling him and telling her that somebody needs to make a document riabout this guy, he's amazing. she said, why don't you do it? i don't have time to do this. she said, i'll help you. so we set out to do it together. >> charlie: here's a clip from seymour: an introduction. >> seymour hasn't played in front of people 35 years and i'll make him wait longer while i tell a really long story. i decided to confide with him my most terrifying secret, which was that i'd been, for the last five years or so,

gerri: al good to see you thank you. >> great to see you.fox news' greta van susteren takes a close look at the shocking world of human trafficking in a powerful new special airing tonight at 8 p.m. on fox business network. take a look at on the record reports, "stolen lives. ". ♪ ♪ >> we have 27 million people today that are in slavely. slavery. >> it is slavery. >> modern day slavery human trafficking. >> it is our kids that are under fire out there. >> this is child abuse. these are children. >> the victims of these crimes all have names. all have families. >> as long as it's occurring, we're going to continue to go after it and put away the bad guys. >> we have found it in every corner, in every state and in communities far and wide throughout our nation. >> traffickers must be brought to justice. >> it's definitely heartbreaking. gerri: joining me now is greta van susteren. greta, how widespread is this? >> it's all over the world. i was in cambodia, we saw it there, and we talked to villagers there, and then you come the united states

you got it. you let it dry.t. perfect. over here for you, i know you like something explosive. that's why i have this for you. this is a fun project that is great for kids. this is perfect for valentine's day. you are going to need a toilet paper roll and cut it in half and then you take fun things to stuff it with. confetti and stickers and of course the candy. you will stuff it in here and then you are going to roll it and it's sort of like sushi. you just roll it. like so. and then in the video she comes off with ribbon, but i found these cute pipe cleaners. these are festive and glittery and you can tie them together. i have one for you already made. i think the twist. on the count of three. one, two -- look at that! love is in the air. >> that's really annoying. i love this. this is great. i want to do another. >> it's crazy. we are creating a kid's canvas. he didn't want to do it. >> he didn't. this is on my channel. this is great. when i was walking over here, three people tried to buy it from me off the

thank you! thank you! i appreciate it. yes! we're back! thank you!elcome to the "the nightly show"! i'm larry wilmore! last night was the 87th annual academy awards. what a great show. and i have to be honest with you. i was a little concerned because the oscars were sort of set up to be like a new york city winter -- long and white. to be fair. to be fair. but i thought neil patrick harris did a good job acknowledging that. >> tonight we honor hollywood's best and whitest -- sorry brightest. >> larry: see, that's a pro right there. you acknowledge the awkward racial reality of the evening and move on. well done, sir. what else? >> octavia spencer, no matter what happens tonight, do not take your eyes off the briefcase, got it? no bathroom breaks. no chitchat. >> larry: hold on a second. you can't make a joke about how white the oscars are and then turn around and literally make octavia spencer "the help"! not well done, sir. i'm going to have to take that back. look, these oscars were so white that when lonnie lynn and john stephens won for best son