russell westbrook. "this week in unnecessary censorship," and music from a$ap rocky featuring schoolboy q. with cleto and the cletones. and now, look out, here's jimmy kimmel! >> jimmy: very nice. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. i'm glad that you're here. we have a lot to cover tonight. we have so much ground to cover. not the least of which is the republican candidate debate last night on cnn. did you watch this debate? well, a lot of people did. 23 million viewers tuned in last nate. making it the biggest audience in the history of cnn. even bigger than the televised wedding of larry king and anna nicole smith. remember that? i shed many a tear that evening. if you're not one of the people who watched it last night, here is just a taste what was you missed. i feel like -- hold on a second. i think you played the wrong clip. that was the fight from japanese parliament this morning. just when we think we're really crazy, we see somethi

tonight, david spade, from the oklahoma city thunder, russell westbrook.is week in unnecessary censorship," and music from a$ap rocky featuring schoolboy q. with cleto and the cletones. and now, look out, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

tonight, david spade, from the oklahoma city thunder, russell westbrook.in unnecessary censorship," and music from a$ap rocky featuring schoolboy q. with cleto and the cletones. and now, look out, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

tonight, david spade, from the oklahoma city thunder, russell westbrook.eek in unnecessary censorship," and music from a$ap rocky featuring schoolboy q. with cleto and the cletones. and now, look out, here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

and thursday, david spade, russell westbrook, and music from asap rocky with schoolboy q. join us then. our first guest tonight is a beloved american actor who has been handsome on tv since the day we were born and will stay that way until after we're gone. he has a new show called "grandfathered" premiering september 29th on fox. please say hello to john stamos. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you doing? everything good? >> yeah, man. >> jimmy: i like this. >> you like that? >> jimmy: is that your idea or a person who says, you know what, we should have a pocket square. >> guillermo came up with that. >> jimmy: guillermo, you did that? >> guillermo: yes, sexy. >> you look handsome. >> jimmy: i wanted to grow a beard so people would stop mistaking us for each other. >> you look like a handsome ben affleck or something. >> jimmy: ben just killed himself, yeah. by the way, i saw your show today. very funny. you play a grandfather on the show which is funny in and of itself. >> the campaign lately that i've seen, billboards and posters, they have a picture of me and

david muir from "abc world news tonight," jake tapper from cnn, dale earnhardt jr., nba star russell westbrookusic from kacey musgraves, cold war kids, kip moore, and asap rocky. >> jimmy: our first guest is a six-time emmy nominated actress and writer whose tv show "the mindy project" moves to hulu on tuesday. and her new book, "why not me?" comes out the same day. that is a two for tuesday. please welcome mindy kaling. ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> hi. >> jimmy: how you doing? >> i'm fine. >> jimmy: it is very good to see you. >> very good to see you. >> jimmy: was this a shooting day for you? >> it was. it was. yeah. >> jimmy: is that exhausting are you exhausted? you are the star of the show. you are in everything. you write everything. it is really a lot isn't it? >> it's a lot. right now a little particularly stressful because we are in the middle of a gift war. >> jimmy: who is? >> my writing staff is of the mindy project is in a gift war with the writing staff of the show unbreakful kimmy schmidt. and we -- what happened was about a month and a half ago, tina fey, graciously sent over

the samsung stage. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night david spade will be with us as with russell westbrookasap, rocky with schoolboy q. please join us for that. our first guest is a really great actor whom you know from "wonderboys," "seabiscuit," "the great gatsby" and three spider-men. now he plays the champion chess master bobby fischer in the new movie "pawn sacrifice." >> the federation would raise money off my back and funnel it to rashevsky! another jew. they're all out to screw me, the russians and jews. they've got their dirty fingerprints all over everything. >> what are we talking about? >> the jews. >> ah. bobby, you made a stupid mistake -- >> no, i am not going to submit -- >> if you don't get your head in the game you're not just going to lose you'll hue admit yale millions of people -- you brought me here under false pretenses and you're going to fix it! >> jimmy: "pawn sacrifice" is in theaters now, please welcome tobey maguire. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> doing well, thank you. >> jimmy: you're riding side saddle? >> yeah, i don't know, what am i s

and later this week, tobey maguire, david spade, russell westbrook, dale earnhardt jr. and we will have music from kip moore and asap rocky with schoolboy q. so please join us for every moment of that. our first guest tonight is a gift from colombia for which we will never be able to pay them back. her multi, multi emmy-winning show "modern family" returns to abc wednesday, september 23rd. please welcome sofia vergara. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank you! >> jimmy: very good, nice to see you. you look beautiful. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i'm doing well, thank you. how are you? >> i'm very good, very happy to be here again. i always come here. >> jimmy: always a highlight to have you here. it's like -- really like christmas right now for me. >> that's why i wore red for you. >> jimmy: thank you for doing that. >> feeling like christmas. >> jimmy: you got gained since the last time you were here. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> christmas, actually. near christmas. >> jimmy: did you get a christmas gift and the engagement ring? >> yes, yes. but it wasn't that

it's nice that he's got a trophy from -- this one i really like of russell westbrook. [ cheers ] >> ink he looks great. >> seth: yeah, i think he looks great all the time. >> there are some things that are a little bit much for me, but that's just russell. >> seth: yeah. >> he looks good. >> seth: this one -- now i know obviously the golden state warriors won the nba championship this year. no hard feelings, though? what do you feel about steph curry there? >> he's been drinking that andy samberg water. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. that's a lot of andy samberg right there, yeah. >> right. >> seth: exactly. and then i know -- obviously this is tricky for you, because he's a teammate, but you can't have anything good to say about this lebron coat. [ laughter ] >> no, that's nice. >> seth: you think that's nice? [ laughter ] look at you. you're a hell of a teammate. i'll tell you that much. [ laughter ] thank you so much for being here. >> thank you. >> seth: can't wait to see you back on the court. >> appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: have a great time in new york city. kev

plus, nba all-star russell westbrook challenges the co-hosts with shut-up showdown.ere are emmy winners, kelly ripa and michael strahan! [cheers and applause] ♪

plus, nba all-star russell westbrook challenges the co-hosts with shut-up showdown.n! [cheers and applause] ♪