and why does it take so long for roy jr. to open roy sr.'s locked gun safes?at was one of his final practical jokes on me. >> next -- two strange inheritance stories come together. >> here's another quiz question for you. the .405 winchester was a favorite of which american president? the answer when we return. don't let dust and allergens get between you and life's beautiful moments. flonase gives you more complete allergy relief. most allergy pills only control one inflammatory substance. flonase controls 6. and six is greater than one. flonase changes everything. ♪ amazing sleep stays with you all day and all night. with sleep number, you choose the exact firmness and comfort you want - and so does your partner - for the best sleep ever. don't miss the columbus day sale going on now! save $400 on the queen c4 mattress set, with 24 month financing and free home delivery. learn more at sleepnumber.com >> so, the .405 winchester was a favorite of which of these presidents? it's teddy roosevelt. the powerful rifle was one of t.r.'s favorites. after taking it on

roy wood, jr. ers and applause) >> good to see you. >> how have you about be, threfer. >> you been good. >> i've been good, roy. i don't know why are you so worried about it. if this bill opens up countries to getting sued, then all i got to say is, finally. >> wait, wait, roy, are you excited about this. >> yeah. in fact, i would like to officially announce that i am going to be suing europe. >> suing europe for what? >> for slaffery. england, i'm starting with you, because that's where white people come from and-- and you can't breakfast your way out of this one. oh, and spain, spain, y'all better get y'all nap now, bitch, because roy's coming. oh, oh, and i hadn't fore goten about the dutch, with your garbage ass windmills and wooden shoes. i'm about to put a clog in your whole legal system. you rembrandt mother [bleep] >> trevor: roy, roy, roy, roy, roy. i'm not saying this is a bad idea. >> it's a good one. >> trevor: but then you have to prove that slavery was a form of terrorism. >> that's ea

but apparently some journalists don't have it so easy, as roy wood, jr. - can i say blackaplain? i already said it. roy? ( hip-hop beat ) >> 2016 been a stressful year for black folks, man. two candidates, know want to vote for you. got chaos in the streets. for the most part most black people get to vote the way they want to because there is one group that can't, the black journalists. when you're black and on tv people say awesome stuff to you like this. >> post-colonial victim (bleep), i don't get it, sorry. >> yeah, no (bleep) you don't, thank you, gary busey. that ain't the worst of it. >> say you're a cocaine dealer and you kind of look like one a bit -- >> he said that out loud, most would have cussed him out but if you're a black journalist you have to keep your cool. >> you look like a cocaine user so we're even. >> black journalists have to bite their tongue they never cross the line because if they do they will be labeled an angry black man. you can't be emotional about anything especially if you're black anger. look at lester holt. this brother

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tonight byron welcomes leslie jones, ralph harris, dean edwards and roy woods, jr., and now the recipientre going to have some fun tonight! a lot going on in the news. did you see this? scotland yard has opened an exhibit of artistic fakes including numerous picassos, sheingals and madonna's accent. here's some bad news. a florida man playing in the swamp was eaten by a 12-footal gator, but the good news is i just saved a ton of money on my car insurance by switching to geico. say hello to dj ed one! ♪ ♪ >>> very funny people here tonight. dean edwards! [ applause ] [ indiscernible ] >> leslie jones! and rob harris! [ applause ] >> are you enjoying the single life? >> well, you know how -- all the single ladies in the house say hey! what's up, you lonely bitches! ♪ ♪ >> you know! you know that's how we do it, by. i'm single and when we close that door, we be, like, oh! ! >> did you just celebrate a birthday? >> yea, man, but i don't know about celebrating, but i had one. you know you go out to these restaurants and they're i go out to my buddies and they come out and sing the stupid song

>> we have senior campaign correspondent roy wood jr. w did the two candidates do tonight? >> now let's just kick it off with my man, donald trump. he came out saying i want to make sure immigrants get deported. i was like, oh hell naw! but then hillary started talking about being trustworthy! trustworthy! girl, you tripping! i know you did not just start talk about being trustworthy. oh and then trump started talking about how he was always against the iraq war. he was cutting off lester holt, i was like lester, let me come up and ride up on this fool for you, man! i got your back, brother! >> roy, what are you doing? >> you asked me to black check the debate. >> no, roy -- i asked you to fact check the debate! [ laughter ] >> oh. >> why would i ask you black check the debate? >> i don't know why you would ask that? i thought it was pretty racist to be honest. [ laughter ] ♪ >> trump was sniffing a lot -- [ laughter ] in this debate. and someone needs to look into that. >> perhaps we'll be talking about that later. [ sniffs ] hundreds of

tonight byron welcomes leslie jones, ralph harris, dean edwards and roy woods, jr., and now the recipient of michael jackson's original nose byron allen! ?

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. >> all rise for the honorable judge roy wood, jr. >> yeah. >> sit y'all ass down.own to the get down. what in the goddam is a safe space? desi, you have the floor. >> picture this, your honor. are you a minority. >> i will allow it. >> every day you face discrimination, hate speech, microaggression, not the shouty angry mel gibsony kind but a consistent undercurrent of white noise. let's just call it white's only noise. these colleges are just trying to create spaces where you and your fellow students can be free from all of that. >> i get it. so racism is like a nagging wife, and safe spaces are like the downstairs bathroom that i go to to get away from her. >> excellent example, your honor. also a gret microaggression against me as a woman. >> compliment sustained. jordan, what is your problem with this. >> your honor, safe spaces are nothing but an attempt to shut down free speech. college is a time to say stuff you don't like like hackie sack, butt chuggers and quite boy dread lock. if i cut myself off from all the bigots i know, i wouldn't have any friends lef

well roy wood, jr., let's ask him that question everybody. >> i'm here to talk to all you black millennials i like to call black-ennials or bl-illennials. >> tevor: why do you think that. >> because they're not happy. you're being asked to do something you never had to do in a presidential election. choose between two white people. >> tevor: wow, i never thought of that. having obama -- >> you don't always get smooth black candidates. you know how desperate we were for black candidates back in my day. we had to create them. we saw bill clinton playing a saxophone standing next to arsenio. we're like close enough. [applause] there must be other ways to get their attention. why not have rappers make endorsement. >> that's because he rapid slow, you could understand it. all this new rap. that trap rap you can't understand it. politics, blah blah blah. really? >> tevor: i love that song by the way. i love it. let's talk about this. i mean young voters, young black voters have to choose between hillary and trump. so what do these candidates offer them. >> well hillary's got something going for h