charlie harper! it's great to see you, old buddy! darrin, if you don't stop poking around, you won't even make dessert. i'll be down in a minute. that's what you said 30 minutes ago. something tells me you're not too anxious to see your old buddy. not anxious to see charlie? don't be ridiculous. he only happens to be one of the greatest guys alive. he'd be perfect except for one minor thing. what's that? he's rich, bright, intelligent, charming, and witty, and he excels at everything. outside of that, he's a sweetheart. sounds horrible. i'll hate him. impossible -- nobody can hate charlie, not even me. don't think i haven't tried. well, i bet he didn't graduate cum laude the way you did. no, he didn't. there, you see? he did better. he graduated summa cum laude, and he was three years younger than me. oh, well... ah, hold it. you were elected student-body president, weren't you? only after charlie resigned so that he could devote more time darrin, you can't tell me that charlie was any more popular with the girls than you were. let's

when you phoned that the fur had been stolen back from you, we guessed what charlie harper had planned to do with it, so we were waiting for him at mrs. wilson's when he tried to dump it. he gave us the whole story. about himself, your hairdresser, that young friend of hers ms. dawn, and cleared you. - you mean you're not going to [telephone ringing] - yes mark. yes, i called you. no, it really wasn't important, i just wanted to talk to you. when are you coming home? yes, darling. do drive home tomorrow night even if it's late. yes dear, tomorrow night. [music] i'll be waiting. - good night. - how about that apology? - what apology, mrs. hudson? - well you believed i stole the fur. - well as a matter fact, i never did. - what did you think then? that i bought it knowing it was stolen? - that's right, i did. - well, you don't think that now, do you? - well, mrs. hudson only one person knows the answer to that - hitchcock: so much for the case of the stolen stole. i think i'll give up my diet. exercise, that's it. i think i'll take up sports again. i'm quite an athlete, you know. i parti