the story that i had linked to was underwear clad man outside of courthouse with a sign return my bong his name is jeffrey shaver he's thirty one and he's standing outside the kitchener on to ontario courthouse wearing underwear size two signs that read read return my bong and return my marijuana because apparently they had been seized by the court but in terms of you know talking about fake news a lot of the products that are pushed on facebook that are pushed by the the foundations the backing of the likes of national public radio you know the those the wealth of many of these companies of the families that backed these sort of industries you know they come from a lot of fake medical problems like why is there an opioid epidemic it well it's because what used to just take you know a patent free aspirin you know to deal with the pain you have they now give basically heroin in a fancy pharmaceutical form but you know it was fake problems that originally that cause us opioid epidemic but open to the news like one big in america just devastating the population final solution kill everybo

it's "james bong."is someone who has multiple gadgets that conceal weed. [ light laughter ] for example, everyone thinks glen is weird because he brings a pen, a watch and a nighttime camera on field trips, but when he opens them up, the name's bong, james bong. [ applause ] next up, we have "butterfingers." let's see what it means. it's a girl who is totally attractive except for her fingers. [ laughter ] here it is in a sentence. "dude, jasmine used to be hot as hell, but then she spent all summer working in her uncle's metal shop. total butterfingers." [ laughter and applause ] our next new teen slang term very popular, "bolshe-dick." it's the kid who just got into communism and is really annoying about it. [ laughter and applause ] see it in a sentence, "mrs. wallace asked jacob why he didn't do his homework," and he said, "because i refuse to be a slave to your capitalist system." she's going to send that bolshe-dick to siberia. [ laughter and applause ] next we have "story-oke." here's the definit

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bing, bang, bong, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bong, that's a replay of my monologue.ng kennedy? taco bell taco eggshell. rumman says sorry, you don't have a clue. your name is dumb. it's not even roman. i don't have a thesaurus for dumb names. judy rounds it out with a glowing compliment. i think you are a capable news reporter. that was addressed to matt finn, my bad. >>> community members continue to help each other in the aftermath of hurricane harvey. i'll talk to a priest from houston about his efforts coming up. stay here. . kennedy: eight groups report they're having a lot of trouble getting supplies to harvey's hardest hit areas. fortunately as we've seen, some folks are helping each other in big ways, but it is a very stressful situation for those affected. father luke polumbus a greek orthodox priest joins us. hi, father luke. >> great to be with you. kennedy: father, tell me about your family's evacuation, have you four young boys including a newborn. how did you and your family get out? >> thank god our local authorities down here were very, very proactive

bing, bang, bong, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bong, that's a replay of my monologue.smoking kennedy? taco bell taco eggshell. rumman says sorry, you don't have a clue. your name is dumb. it's not even roman. i don't have a thesaurus for dumb names. judy rounds it out with a glowing compliment. i think you are a capable news reporter. that was addressed to matt finn, my bad. >>> community members continue to help each other in the aftermath of hurricane harvey. i'll talk to a priest from houston about his efforts coming up. potsch: you each drive a ford pickup, right? (in unison) russ, leland, gary: yes. gary: i have a ford f-150. michael: i've always been a ford guy. potsch: then i have a real treat for you today. michael: awesome. potsch: i'm going to show you a next generation pickup. michael: let's do this. potsch: this new truck now has a cornerstep built right into the bumper. gary: super cool. potsch: the bed is made of high-strength steel, which is less susceptible to punctures than aluminum. jim: aluminum is great for a lot of things, but maybe not the bed of

who should be put in jail, by the way-- very, very bad people, very bad, evil people-- bing, bing, bong, bong, bing, bing, bing-- and unless you name the enemy, you will never ever solve the problem. >> and why didn't he say that on saturday? >> we have a president who doesn't know what the hell he's doing! >> announcer: it's the "late show" with stephen colbert! tonight, stephen welcomes: anthony scaramucci. bob odenkirk. and musical guest liam gallagher. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: how are you! ( cheers and applause ) hey, what's up? good to see you. good to see you. ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) thank you, joe! thank you so much! lewis! please, have a seat. you're too kind. thanks so much. thank you very much. please, sit down. thanks so much. welcome to the "late show," everybody. i'm your host, stephen colbert. ( piano riff ) and it is, it's good to be with you. thank you so much for being here. boy, what a terrible wee

>> what's a bong >> i thought it was somebody sipping the bottom of a coke >> and i thought i was naive >> i grew up in california >> having never explored the use of marijuana >> i have not either >> don't you people get the munchies this is news >> anyway. >> what is news, though. everybody is shot against mcdonald's, too specificiexpens, blah, blah i don't think it's expensive they may not have the earnings in this quarter to justify it. >> i believe guy, even though he wasn't on the stands lower income demographics are disproportionately higher users of marijuana this is not -- mcdonald's core audience or core investor or customer group is clearly tilted more towards marijuana users >> this is specifically legal marijuana. is that the same demographic for legalized, medical uses, for instance >> yes i'm not making social statements here this is data sorry. look, i sit on the board of a marijuana company. they absolutely have the data that shows this is where this goes >> quickly do you like mcdonald's or no >> they've done everything great. this is less about marijuana than it is ab

about your sudden passing i've only just learnt you worry yourself in taking your last a bong turn. your. caught up to you as we all knew it would i tell you i'm sorry i could so i write these last words in hopes to put to rest these things that i never got off my chest. i remember when we first met my life turned on each bet. but then my feelings started to change you talked about war like it was a game still some are fond of you those that didn't like to question our arcade and i secretly promised to never again like it said one does not leave a funeral the same as one enters the mind it's consumed with death this one different place speak to now because there are no other takers. the same that mainstream media has met its maker. welcome to maximize their financial survival guide. looking fall into years without . yanks this is what happens to pensions in britain delegates you watch kaiser report. her. leg. length. washington calls for the toughest possible measures against north korea saying the country is begging for war russia and china seek to do deescalate tensions along the

sutton said bong involved clashed we didn't expect such a good result. because about thirteen percent of votes knowledge and only become the third largest political force in the country. since the delighted the outcome stack so cuff to final zero but his segments. however there are signs that the party founded in two thousand thirteen as anti euro party has already left its honeymoon phase. within hours of the election results the party's coach africa petrie announced that she wouldn't be joining the party in this parliamentary group. and know if you should find on a key because he knows that aft have shown themselves to be in the prostitutes can be successful as an opposition party. but it cannot make a vote is a credible off of for government. feel you'll see what i latin. hasty exit. one that my tensions between petrie and her colleagues. view of london england undeterred however alexander gallons the party's co leader was adamant in pursuing the party's anti immigration. and anti islam programme visant demo i know we're convinced because we want a di

if big ben‘s bongs are silent, they are loved by the community and international visitors, could we pleaseeat for the government in the lords. there was surprise in the commons on thursday after labour‘s ann clwyd revealed she had missed a vote because she was stuck in a lift. the leader of the house promised to elevate the issue. i hope she won‘t take it out of good humour if i say i am rather surprised the lift dared. protest descended on parliament to oppose the henry viii powers which could be used under the eu withdrawal bill. protesters claim it could amount to a ministerial power grab. in brussels, a fire alarm interrupted the chief brexit negotiator michel barnier on thursday. it is the monthly drill. was this a sign of a swift and orderly exit? translation: i was talking about something quite important. richard morris. and that‘s it from me for now, but dojoin keith mcdougall on bbc parliament on monday night at 11 for a full round up of the day at westminster, including the second day of debate on that eu withdrawal bill. but for now from me, alicia mccarthy, goodbye. hello once

about your sudden passing i phone we just learned you worry something taken your last two bong turn. to us we all knew it would i tell you i'm sorry. i write these last words in hopes to put to rest these things that i never got off of my chapstick. i remember when we first met my life turned on each other. but then my feeling starting to change you talked about more like it was still some more fun to feel those that didn't like to question our archaea. he promised to never be like it's one does not need a funeral the same as one enters mind it's consumed with this one to. us there are no other to. claim that mainstream media has its make. just. that you're watching. i'm tom hartman i'll give you what the mainstream media can't help big picture we'll go deeper investigate and debate all so you can get the big picture. back to politicking the reverend jesse jackson a civil rights activist founder of the rainbow push coalition a two time candidate for the democratic presidential nomination i spoke to him recently about the end from time to hershey the donald trump launched against the

. -- binger and you can tell he doesn't want to move because it's going to go bong. that happens and he can't yell at him because that's his boss, too. so he goes -- now, being fiscally consecutive and not wanting to waste the taxpayer's money he starts to roll it back up. all nonchalant. i'm standing here holding the door because i don't want to be here. when this stuff happen terrorist shoot through the door. so the door opens, it's the goddamn terrorist we're looking for. so he and i share this awkward -- and i grab him, and i got cuffs on him and put my knee in the small of this back and say to my boss, well, shit, let's do that every night. the point of the story is, what we learned from that, we have been fighting in afghan afghanistan, there are no doorbells in afghanistan. there are in iraq. very simple lesson. >> so, our finale is from our guests in the simulcast. this with -- your story is full circle for the families of 9/11. what would you say to those family? >> that is the reason i told the story. i talked to family members pretty much every day. i live

anticipated that north korea would continue to test long range missiles and nuclear warheads young chick bongs thank you very much indeed for your time what robert kelly from south korea's pusan national university believes this launch will trigger to south korea and japan to further boost their civil defense systems. regular south koreans are like my friends my family my students really have no idea what to do at all and i think you're probably going to start to get that you may recall that the government of guam handed out flyers about what to do if there was a nuclear blast near guam i think that's coming here japan has already started with civil defense and putting people in shelters i also think missile defense is the future of the north koreans are going to build missiles then i think japan and south korea going to build missile defense you know something of a measure for countermeasure kind of arms race but you know missile defense is expensive it doesn't really work very well so the north koreans don't stop building missiles missile defense ultimately won't be enough and then there wil

remember-- and before he unplugged, before he went on vacation, trump needed one last hit off the bong to west virginia to stir the populist pot. >> most people know there were no russians in our campaign. there never were. have you seen any russians in west virginia or ohio or pennsylvania? are there any russians here tonight? any russians? >> stephen: okay, no russians. so trump is officially replacing the f.b.i. and the c.i.a. with an informal show of hands. ( laughter ) "anybody here gay? anybody gay? no? no? okay. gay people don't exist. ( cheers and applause ) mike pence was right." ( laughter ) and trump made it clear that this trump rally was not about "him." >> since our election, not mine, since our election, we are working every single day to heed and honor the will of those millions and millions of voters who came out and voted for us. not for me, they voted for us. >> stephen: "yes, they voted for 'us.' okay. so 'us' better lawyer up because we're in some deep doo-doo. ( applause ) okay? all of 'us.'" speaking of doo-doo-- ( laughter ) fox news. ( laughter ) the "huffingto

bongs for breakfast, my motto. i guess to sum it up, sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll.ade enough money just to pay the bills. i was fine. everything was going fine. everyone was happy. >> but in august of 1988, the body of 19-year-old anthony clan, an employee in keenan's landscape business, was found floating in a creek. >> anthony clan went to his death by having his throat cut twice, i think, and he was stabbed three times in the chest. two up, one across. and apparently there was no blood left in his body. the next morning, cleveland cops break down our door, and that's when i find out we're all being charged with murder. >> prosecutors say keenan and two co-workers kidnapped and killed clan over some missing drugs. after one of the men accepted a plea deal to spare his life, keenan and his other co-defendant were found guilty of capital murder. >> we were sentenced to death. the two of us were. so we found ourselves on death row. i was in a daze. i didn't know what to do. >> for the next two decades, keenan fought his conviction in the courts through motions and ap

washington fbi and police will would like to get him off the streets for bong robberies and mort whales, and in blue bell. >> teachers still on strike this morning, kids don't have classes, district canceled classes for third straight day. teachers walking the picket lines, student already have the day off tomorrow for the jewish holiday of rash hashana, begins tonight at sundown. teachers without a contract since january. health insurance, and who pays for what, are the main sticking points. >> no charges will be filed in connection with the death after lafayette college student, you see right there behind me. freshman mccrea williams died from a fall last week. >> nineteen year old had been drinking on the friday and sunday before his death and his friends even tried to get him help. >> i don't have any evidence that these kids new he was in serious trouble and just let him sit in his room because they were afraid to call. to the contrary. number every student kept checking on him, bringing him food, water and he sort of told them to get lost. >> even though no criminal charges will b

bong like, you know, at a store or something like that? >> yeah. once. >> jimmy: you were? >> before i started acting, i wasn't even old enough to be a bartender. >> jimmy: where were you living at the time? >> i don't even know if i want to say the city i was living in. >> jimmy: really? >> big city. 19 years old. jimmy: 19 years old. you can't drink so you can't be a bartender, i guess. were you good? did you know how to do it? >> i wasn't very go.od being go because i would just ask the people, so okay, what do you want? sex on a acinteresting. what is in a sex in a beach? they would tell me. i would just start pouring. i'd put way too much alcohol in everything. so imagine the tips i got. [ laughter ] but i lost my job in about three months. >> jimmy: did you really? you were wasting the company's money? >> they were going through liquor like you can't believe. >> jimmy: they were okay with the fact that you're underage, but the fact that you're pouring too much lick colorado -- >> they didn't know about that either, i had a fake i.d. >> jimmy:

kate steinle was shot dead at pier 14 in san francisco with a gun bonging to a federal bureau of land management ranger. antonio ramos was killed with a gun stolen from an i.c.e. agent. >> law enforcement officers don't take their responsibility of securing a weapon seriously. they treat it as if it's a cell phone. they threw it in the back seat. they stick it in the gym bag. they put it in the trunk. and they don't follow the law. >> reporter: that law, which went into effect this year, requires that officers secure their weapons in a lock box or in a trunk. >> it's tragic when you hear the story especially when a weapon is stolen from a vehicle, it's never a happy ending. >> reporter: state senator jerry hill, who wrote the legislation, says the sheriff's deputy didn't violate the law. he said while the deputy's gun wasn't in plain view, the theft is still troubling. >> perhaps firing this deputy sends a signal and a message that it won't be tolerated certainly by the st. francis sheriff and their department. >> i don't buy the excuse that says, well, it's really the criminal, the p

water bong. >> yeah, we probably could have guessed that one. >> my internet password. it's okay?rds. m-i-l-a. 64. >> well, that's nice. now americans can hack into a russian website. no, that'll be fun. >> so what is your name? >> jerry reed. >> jerry, where are you from? >> whittier, california. >> what do you do out besides scare schoolchildren. [ laughter ] >> how strong is your internet password? >> i'd say pretty strong. >> what sort of things do you use for it? >> you know, things that i like. >> what sorts of things do you like? >> maybe a dog, an animal. a place i've been. someone i know. >> so like rover mental ward. >> yeah. something like that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. jerry. jerry. [ applause ] don't worry. don't worry at all. your secret is very safe with us. okay? >> well, thank you. >> jimmy: okay. just keep this between all of us. >> thanks, jimmy. >> jimmy: you're welcome, jerry. all right. we have a great show for you tonight. we have music from jack johnson. the very funny richard lewis is here. and we'll be right back with christian slater. so stick a

freedom it's about fascism pure and simple you may mow this but a fascist a roman bundle of sticks bonged together so tightly that it could not be broken. couldn't break it the power of the fascist that's where we get the word fascism and today is like wise unbreakable bundle of what, power it's a group of people bound together no differences no diversity, it's the rule of the gang. it is unquestioned and unchallenged power that called arms of these mods earn day you must submit. so the question we face today is rather not to be ruled by ideological fashionism prevailing across our land or do we want to enjoy intellectual freedom? let me ask questions to point out headlines of the past couple of years. should our government have power to force religious on its students excuse me on its citizens, students i suppose too, or do we have freedom to believe and behave by the dictates of our conscience unimpeded by government should the government have power to force a jewish own of a meat processes business to process pigs and should government have power to force muslim own or of a local newsp

prepare a tool bongs for mars.oolbox, you don't fill it up with hammers even if they're the best in the toolbox. >> they track the volume of their voices in the arguments and if they felt stress, virtual reality devices allowed them to escape to a tropical beach. >> unlike the test in the 1990s where the group was not on speaking terms at the end, this group got along. >> they said they'll be friends forever. so i'm pleased to hear that. >> reporter: they were abe to communicate with their loved ones, but there wrus a 20-minute delay. that's how long it took. any time they ventured outside, they put on mock spacesuits. it's similar to what astronauts will encounter on the martian >> it's important for the future of the species p it's important to get off map. if you look at the geological map it's full of mass extinctions. >>> the next crew will be in january. they will also spend eight months inside the dome. nasa wants to send them to an asteroid by the 2020s. >> that's incredible. >> how long will it take them t

we're doing with help blt steaks michael bong. he joins us live to help us celebrate oktoberfest. of beer first. >> hmm. >> that is good. wawa kind of beer do you typically drink for oktoberfest good it depends. there's so many varieties of german beer. i prefer pilsner, lighter beers. >> that's good one. >> with the sausages very well. also october a lot of people go for the pumpkin ails which isn't quiet my speed but tastes pretty good withau >> that should compliment the bratwurst and everything we have going on in the pan. let's get to the sausage making i don't know a whole lot about casing and the process. what are we making today. >> we'll pipe a little bit of bratwurst today. just a run down equipment that we have real quick this is sausage stuffer. this is actually home size one. this is -- >> little intimidating looking. >> it can be. this is about -- it holds about 7 pounds much this is the nose dell. depending on the nozzle size depends on what kind of casing you use. smaller would be for sheep and lamb the middle size is for pork. all wait up here would be for beef. t

. >> biology cellular biology >> colorado undergrad, i think majored in bongs >> that's never been saidprobably either. >> let's say your game is coming up cavs come to you and say we're all united now we're all going to kneel what do you say? >> well, first of all, we had a big meeting about this at the nba and the nba's board of governors yesterday, and i think adam silver has deny a great job overall. >> silver changed his tune, didn't he? he said we want everyone standing, didn't he? >> there's been a rule on the books for a long period of time about that >> like the nfl. >> yeah. i am not that familiar with what the nfl's actual rules were. >> we have to get ahead of them. >> they were like a deer in the headlights with that >> you know, we had the luxury -- the nba had the luxury of learning. i think the nba players and the league itself, i think -- i can't speak for the other leagues. i'm not in them. i think the relationship is really good. the labor negotiations went very well and cooperative there's just a closer type of -- >> it has to do with the relationship with the nation