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meyer has finally managed to find some inner peace. to top this point child the shooter came across as a monster but he was really just a young boy full of the hate because he didn't have the life that other said that image of him really helps me understand what made him commit such an evil. spirit and. to start. this memorial called the broken ring symbolizes the suffering in winnenden a brutal cut a contemplate of place and the shadow of a fateful day. like sam's through the hourglass so when is the second most consumed natural resource on the planet it's not just for beaches and making glass anymore urban demand especially in china has led to illegal sand mining and sparked a global wave of gang violence. melanie cure of the ball takes us to kenya now we're and you see the sandy business is pitting people against each other. it's a walk across this god landscape which. called home this used to be a river carrying drinking water for the community and then nights dug in much tacos county kenya. that's until sent out it's just started

this is chris talk meyer's fifth session p.r.t. involves an injection with a combination of different drugs. guided by x. rays they will be administered directly to the root of the compressed nerve the goal is to support its regeneration. and. ridiculous therapy help support the natural healing process nature's response to a slipped disc is to try to dry it out. the question is how long can the nerve tolerate the compression. what the p.r.t. does is accelerate that drying out process so that the nerves can recover more quickly and doesn't suffer any permanent damage. both up to eighty five percent of patients are p.t. obtain some benefit from p.r.t. so did christophe meyer even though he was skeptical at first. but it have my doubts i'd already been through a lot and you reach a point where you basically give up hope. along with the medical help dr remsburg provided me with a lot of emotional support and all those factors combined to help. with. the p.r.t. therapy helped but christoph meyer is also doing his bit going to physiother

i'm seth meyers, this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] that is fantastic to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. former representative beto o'rourke's presidential campaign has announced it raised $6.1 million in it's first 24 hours and it looks like he raised that money by dancing for people in coffee shops? [ laughter ] what are you doing up there? are you worried about flooding from global warming? get your feet off the counter. this isn't coyote ugly. [ laughter ] that's where people eat their muffins, young man. [ laughter ] president trump this morning called former vice president joe biden a low i.q. individual. wow. that -- [ laughter ] that's got to hurt. that's got to hurt. i mean, trump trying to pronounce, "individual." [ laughter ] [ applause ] "indi -- indi -- low i.q. guy." [ laughter ] trump administration today proposed limits on student loan borrowing in an effort to cut down the cost of college. "oh, thank god," said lori loughlin. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] former president obama

seth meyers, "late night with seth meyers."dent trump, you've been president for two years now. how is the country doing? >> a dangerous, horrible disaster. [ laughter ] >> seth: and years from now when we look back, how will people describe the 2016 election? >> an incredibly -- i will say wrong decision. [ laughter ] >> seth: tell me something that you just learned today. >> this magnificent structure right behind you, it's called the white house. [ laughter ] >> seth: i have a question about your proposed border wall. first, it was made out of concrete. then it was steel slats. and now it's, uh, what? >> the wall is peanuts. [ laughter ] >> seth: where do your hands go when you talk? >> up and down, left and right. [ laughter ] east and west. >> seth: what would you say if the russian army invaded our country? >> welcome to the united states. [ laughter ] >> seth: i heard you really enjoyed the holidays. why was that? >> i was here, my family was in florida. [ laughter ] >> seth: what is your message to the meth cooks that s

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. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers.his is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] in that case, let's get to the news. house speaker nancy pelosi appeared to give a sarcastic clap at president trump during part of last night's state of the union when trump tried to denounce division and politics. i mean, look at that. [ laughter ] that's the way you clap when your husband finally puts the toilet paper on the roller. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] "you learn! look at you!" president trump today attended a dinner with the host of the national prayer breakfast. of course, for trump, every breakfast is a prayer breakfast. [ laughter ] "please, lord, let there be pancakes." [ laughter ] officials in boston are saying 12 people were arrested yesterday during the new england patriots victory parade. so at least it was more exciting than the game. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] new york's l train connecting manhattan and brooklyn was shut down temporarily yesterday after passengers comp

relatives of the victims try to somehow to go on with their lives gisela meyer has finally managed to find some inner peace. or taught this point child the shooter came across as a monster but he was really just a young boy full of the hate because he couldn't have the life of another city but that image of him really helps me understand what made him commit such an evil. spirit and. this memorial called the broken ring symbolizes the suffering in winnenden a brutal cut a contemplate of place and the shadow of a fateful day. in the german city of hamburg is the opening night of the verdi opera now bucco began with its director two thousand kilometers away under house arrest in moscow has set up in a cough as relied on friends to carry out his vision for the production his updated take on this very work puts the plight of refugees in europe front and center. a modern rendition a very nice classic nabucco set in the u.n. security council teeming with six intrigue and dispose. of the slave chorus laments their lost home but in this update the original hebrew slaves have been replaced by

gisela meyer has finally managed to find some inner peace that also taught this point child his shooter came across as a monster but he was really just a young boy full of a lot because he didn't have the life that other said but that image of him really helps me understand what made him commit such an evil. spirit that. this memorial called the broken ring symbolizes the suffering in winnenden a brutal cut a contemplate of place and the shadow of a fateful day. now the east german city of chemist's made international headlines last year after a series the far right demonstrations now the city is back in the spotlight after football fans commemorated the death of a local hooligan and neo nazi. rest in peace tommy read the banner behind which some four thousand spectators devoted a moment of silence to a recently deceased local fund thomas hello was responsible for stadium security in kenneth's until two thousand and six he was also a known neo nazi and the founder of the group who now an abbreviation that stands for hooligans nazis racists the group has operated openly inside the stadiu

meyer has finally managed to find some inner peace. to top this point child the shooter came across as a monster but he was really just a young boy full of it because he didn't have the life that other said that image of him really helps me understand what made him commit such an evil as. this memorial called the broken ring symbolizes the suffering in winnenden a brutal cut a contemplate of place and the shadow of a fateful day. an indonesian woman held on suspicion of killing the half brother of north korean leader kim jong un has been freed after charges were dropped since the ice show was accused of poisoning kim jong nam with a nerve agent at kuala lumpur airport two years ago but another suspect from vietnam is still on trial. relief. even a smile city ayesha is finally a free woman often murder charges against her unexpectedly dropped. they have to feel so happy. i didn't expected. today is my freedom day the way. it was. the engine the shim was one of two women held on suspicion of killing came jong nam this strange tough broth

finding meyer again who puts this one in from very close range. so for meyer, four straight games with a goal as alan right there, jake alan of st. louis, the goalie gets beat. this would head to overtime. this time, kevin lebank, who gets the game winner. 3-2. and san jose takes over that top spot in the division and conference. here's what logan couture said afterwards. >> it feels good. it means we've come a long way. you know, not too long ago, i think it was december there, we were going through some tough times as a team and we weren't anywhere near the top of the conference. so that means that we've found our game and played to our capabilities. >> well, let's do a little baseball. the cubs sending a split squad to scottsdale. that's a mouthful, to take on the giants. fourth inning, buster posy looking good behind the dish after off-season hip surgery. giants trailing 3-2 in the ball game. sixth inning, the same score. chris bryant scores a rub as the cubs go on to win 8-nil, down on a game that doesn't really matter. by now, most of you ha

meyer has finally managed to find some inner peace. or taught this point child the shooter came across as a monster but he was really just a young boy full of it because he didn't have to like another city but that inch of him really helps me understand what made him commit such an evil. and. indecent bit. this memorial called the broken ring symbolizes the suffering in winnenden a brutal cut a contemplate of place and the shadow of a fateful day. fist sports now and want to stick a soccer at two teams going in opposite directions met in hanover on sunday by a leverkusen have been flying over the last six weeks and they got a helping hand from mother nature in their efforts to stay in the running for a top four finish. amid the blizzard and hung over some home fans didn't look too keen to get this one started. and even live a couzin flying under peter boss seemed as though they'd rather be elsewhere. but everyone loves it when they break the orange ball in a snow day especially it seems kevin fall and he made it one nil and thirteen mi

seth meyers, "late night with seth meyers."dent trump, you've been in office for more than two years now. have you figured out jow to do yo yet? >> i'll probably never get it. but that's okay. [ laughter ] >> seth: where do you stand on the issues? >> on the wrononside of every of them. [ laughter ] >> seth: according tceyour physical, you gained four pounds. what happened? ell, what's happening is growth. [ laughter ] >> seth: and how is your cholesterol? >> a lot of people think it's 506 billion. some people think it's much more than that. [ laughter ] >> seth: we haven't seen rudy giuliani in a while. how is he dog? >> at least partially living. [ laughter ] >> seth: how do you greet melania every morning? >> i said, "i haven' you before." she said, "no, i'm new." i said, "that's too bad." [ laughter and applause ] >> seth: who makes all those maga hats? >> a large team of very talented people in china. [ laughter and applause >> seth: don take this the wrong way, you seem to have a hard time estimating the sizes of your cro

i' meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight?eers and applause ] that is great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news.ac cording to cnn, special counsel robert mueller's rept on the russia investigation may be finalized by next week. and when has cnn ever called hi an too early? [ laughter ] the bernie sanders campaign has announced that in the first rs 12 hfter launching his presidential bid, sanders raised more than $4 milon in donations, which is great for bnders. great for sander terrible for the guy behind him at coin star. [ laughter ] "all small donations!" [ laughter ] president trump met today with the chancellor of austria. saidtrump, "did you bring a kangaroo?"ht [ la ] [ cheers and applause ] ahead of next week's summit between president trump and rt korean leader kim jong-un in hanoi, a vietnamese barber is offering free haircuts in the style of trump or kim. [ laughter ] or if you're reallbold, ask for both. [ laughter and applause ] a company in japan recently organized a speed dating event where people s acr

i'm th meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight?ers and applause ] that's great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. white house pr sarah huckabee sanders held a press briefing today for the first time in six weeks. and i think it'll be the last one for a while, cause she ended with "happy holidays." [ laughter ] president trump spent the weekend at his mar-a-lago resort in florida., by the wat sentence was written two years ago, and yet it still works every monday. [ laughter ] y, ording to a new sur senator bernie sanders is polling just two points behind former vice president joe biden in iowa, which makes sense when you see the poll question. [ laughter ] >> seth: according to axios,er foice president joe biden is expected to announce whether he'll run for president within days, and the suspenses killing nobody. of course -- [ laughter ]ou ofe he's running. [ laughter ] they probably have to strap him down hannibal leer style to keep him from announcing. [ laughter ] the only way he's not running for president is if oba

gisela meyer has finally managed to find some inner peace. to this point the shooter came across as a monster but he was really just a young boy full of the hate because he didn't have to live in another city that inch of him really helps me understand what made him commit such an evil. spirit and. this memorial called the broken ring symbolizes the suffering in winnenden a brutal cut a contemplate of place and the shadow of a fateful day. yeah i remember exactly what happened ten years ago with me now here in the studio isabella wiser colliers he's director of the department of psychiatry and psychotherapy at the berlin charts a hospital which is one of the main hospitals here in berlin it's good to see you again i want to ask you we just saw how difficult it is for the relatives of the victims to admit that their sons or that their daughters are actually dead i mean it is repression that seems to be typical but how typical is that type of repression when you're ten years after the fact well ten years after the fact such of repression is rea

stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night.allison miller. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] laes and gentlemen, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. [ cheers and applause ] that's great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. white house press secretary, sarah huckabee sanders held a press briefing today for the first time in six weeks. and i think it'll be the last one for a while, cause she ended with "happy holidays."

seth meyers." thank you for watching, have a a great night.eers and applause ] that's great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. well, it looks like felicity huffman and lori loughlin are headed back to tv. [ laughter ] actresses felicity huffman and lori loughlin and 48 others have

. >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. laughter ] and sure, it's easy to make fun of trump for misspelling a word. h

i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how is everybody doing tonight?and applause ] that's great to hear. in that case, let's get to the news. former acting fbi director andrew mccabe's interview on "60 minutes" aired last night. when asked if he watched the show, trump said, "ugh, how long is it?" [ laughter ] president trump on friday declared a national emergency in an effort to go around congress to obtain funding for his border wall. but isn't building a wall kind of a long-term way to approach a supposed emergency? [ light laughter ] that's like trying to save a drowning man by drinking the lake. [ laughter ] "hold on, gary! [ laughter ] keep treading water, bro!" [ laughter ] today was president's day -- off. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] disgraced former congressman anthony weiner was released from jail over the weekend. also set free, "new york post" headline writers. [ laughter and applause ] a girl scout in colorado has started selling boxes of samoa cookies covered with a shirtless picture of jason momoa as aquaman. [ light laughter ]

. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening everybody, i'm seth meyers.