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a woman had one of gwyneth paltrow's "this smells like my vagina" candles, but it exploded and burst in her home. don't worry, elton john is raising money for the woman with his new single "exploding vagina candle in the wind. [ applause ] we have a great show, give it up for the roots everybody [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: hey! what a show we have for you tonight. she stars in the new movie "our friend." dakota johnson is here [ cheers and applause plus, from the freeform series "grownish," yara shahidi is here [ cheers and applause and we got great music from tate mccrae. [ cheers and applause hey, guys, you know it's mid january and that means - tariq, you okay? you look bothered. >> tariq: no, i'm good >> jimmy: you sure you don't seem good. >> tariq: no, i just got some things on my mind. you know, things to probably go on my -- my irk list >> jimmy: what's your irk list >> tariq: it's that list i keep of things that annoy me. you know, random stuff you know what? i'll just show you it's time for tariq's irk list [ cheers and applause ♪ tariq's irk lis all the things that

. >> academy award winning actress gwyneth paltrow. >> i have known you since i'm 17 or 18. >> lowe postsof his california home. where he recently spotted his new royal neighbor. you have original reporting that suggests prince harry may currently be sporting a ponytail. can you fill in details? >> i don't want to stake my long-term credibility as a celebrity stalker on it. however, in the glimpse -- it was a glimpse through the vip sexy smoke-filled glass of the vehicle, i think the dude was wearing a ponytail. >> a big red ponytail in the back? >> here is what it was. let's get specific. let's go on a deep dive. the man has got good hair. >> sure. >> his brother may be the king of england, but for my money, harry has something better than his brother, hair. one thing i know right now, the british paparazzi are all over this one. i put blood in the water. there's going to be $500,000 bounties on the first photo of harry with a ponytail. or not. i'm going to be the bad guy. >> rob promised to keep us updated on any further neighborhood sightings of prince harry. the season two premiere of

fox and magic johnson and maria shriver and gwyneth paltrow.ow long do you talk >> as long as i want to, which is what is really great. and it's not -- it's not an interview. it's -- it's like, if you were invisible and you were sitting in on a private dinner with me and that person. >> jimmy: see, i love that >> yeah. it's really fun. i think -- i think -- yeah, you got to hear the alec baldwin one, because i know you are a big alec baldwin fan >> jimmy: i really am. >> it's a particularly good one. >> jimmy: no one tells a story like alec baldwin. >> "you know, jimmy. jimmy. [ clears throat steve carrell never won. he never won an emmy ever for 'the office' because of me." that's it. that's all i got >> jimmy: you ever see him do - you must have -- his al pacino he does a great -- he does both al pacinos young al pacino, he's just - >> so good >> jimmy: i got to check that. everyone, check out that podcast, literally i want to talk to you about "9-1-1 lone star." dude, congrats, by the way i know you've said you have done a lot of tv this is