>> noah: no. >> stahl: what is trevor like with his girlfriends? >> noah: it's a trick. t have to answer that question. >> stahl: trevor introduced us to comedy producer ryan harduth and comedian david kibuuka, now a supervising producer on "the daily show." they're among his oldest friends from south africa. >> noah: no. you don't have to answer any questions about personal-- >> david kibuuka: really? >> noah: --relationships. >> stahl: who told you that? >> noah: okay, what is mitch mcconnell like with his girlfriends? do you know the answer to that question? >> kibuuka: i don't know. >> noah: exactly. >> kibuuka: because he didn't answer it. >> noah: because they don't even ask him. >> kibuuka: and also because people don't want to know. this is what i'll say about trevor with his girlfriends, is that-- >> noah: so you're just fully going ahead with this? >> kibuuka: yeah. yes. >> stahl: of course he is. >> noah: wow. okay. >> stahl: of course he is. >> kibuuka: --is that he is very, very-- like, a great boyfriend. ( laughs ) >> stahl: so what are the qualities that yo

this is the daily show with trevor noah! (applause). >> trevor: welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out in person. every single one of you, thank you so much. thank you so much. thank you so much. welcome, take a seat, everybody. let's do this, we have got a big show for you tonight. we're going to talk about the only thing that anyone is talking about. roe v. wade which has bb overturned. we're talking about how it happened. what it means for you and what can still be done and then on a lighter note our guests tonight fresh off his fourth nba championship with the golden state warriors gray monday green-- draymond green is joining us on the show, that will be a ton of fun, let's go straight into the big news of the day. okay. let's get right into it. for the past few decades conservatives in america have been chipping away at women's reproductive rights. and a few days ago they put the final nail in the coffin. >> tonight the landmark ruling the supreme court over

this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! eers and applause ) ♪♪ >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah! thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out. thank you for being here everybody. oh, this is going to be fun. take a seat. let's do this. we have got an exciting show for you tonight. all your money is gone, and we're going to tell you where it went. we'll get to know rudy giuliani over a few drinks, and our guest tonight, one of america's most admired journalists, katie couric is here to expose all the secrets of news nobody knew. so let's do this people, let's jump straight into today's headlines. ( cheers and applause ) okay. let's kick things off with the big news from the stock market -- you know, the app they pre-install on your phone to make you feel dumb. since the stock market recovered from the covid tumble in 2020, wall street has been having a blast, and the more stocks you owned the better time you were having, which is why warren buffett has got those new grills. but inflation ha

and iman vellani, this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! (cheers and applause). >> trevor: what's going on, everybody, welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for teuping in. thank you for coming out. thank you for being here, this is amazing. wow! this is funment take a seat, let's do this, people, let's do. this we've got a really, really interesting show are for you tonight. the january 6th hearings are kicking off tomorrow so we will finally find out if donald trump was a bad president. also saudi arabia is ds memberrerring the pga and europe is telling apple that they are no longer in charge. plus iman vellani aka ms. marvel herself is going to be joining us on the show. so let's do this, let's go straight into today's headlines. all right. let's kick things off with january 6th. it's why your urpg sell calling you from a prison phone. january 6th, wasn't just a way for q-anon members to get their steps in. it was the culmination of a high level plot to overturn the election results. and now after a year of gatheri

this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: what's going on, everybody? this is "the daily show," i'm trevor noah. thank you for coming out in person. thank you so much, thank you so much, thank you so much! welcome to the show, everybody! we have a great one for you tonight. take a seat. let's get into it. the january 6th committee dropped bomb shells today. rudy giuliani is lucky to be alive, and our guest tonight is the mayor of new york city, eric adams, and he's going to be joining us on the show and i'm going to ask him if he'll finally let me drive a subway car. let's do this, people, let's jump straight into today's headlines. ( cheers and applause ) ♪♪ all right. you know, there are a lot of depressing things going on in america right now, so we decided, let's start off today's show with some good news, and i'm talking about what happened to rudy giuliani. ( laughter ) former new york city mayor and america's most illegal lawyer. ( laughter ) you see, he was in a supermarket on staten

this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! ause). >> trevor: thank you, welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah thank you so much for tuning in. (applause) that is amazing. take a seat, take a seat, everybody, let's do this, take a seat, let's get into it we've got eye really fun jam-packed show, north korea is acting the fool, joe biden wants to speak to the manager and we're going to explore the worst ways to celebrate juneteenth. plus legendary r&b artist bobby brown is joining us on the show and we'll have a really fascinating conversation about the whirlwind life that he has lived. so let's do this, people, let's jump straight into today's headlines. (applause) okay. let's kick things off with north korea, voted korea of the year by north korea magazine for the past three decades. a few years ago most people thought the only way the world was going to end was if north korea marshmallow dictator decided to kick off a nuclear apocalypse but since then we learned there are many ways the world could end. it could be a globa

this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! ( cheers and applause ) ♪♪ >> trevor: what's going on, everybody? welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in! thank you for coming out! so much fun! look at you guys! take a seat, everybody! we've got a jam packed show for you today. the nation of turkey is tired of your jokes, cnn is done with breaking news, and vladimir putin blesses the grains down in africa. what does that even mean? stay tuned to find out. plus author eliot schrefer on the show to tell us about gay animals. i said that. so let's do this, people, let's jump straight into today's headlines. ( cheers and applause ) ♪♪ okay. our first story is all about language. like when i say the word "turkey, what do you think of? probably a big bird that people eat while arguing -- they know that's what they think about when you hear their name and they're sick of that shirt. >> turkey is ready to change its name. officials have notified the united nations asking that the country be referred to

and this is the dailee show with trevor noah! (applause). >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show," i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out in person. thank you for being here. good to see you, good to see you, take a seat, let's do it, everybody. we have a great slow for you tonight, russia is turning europe into the avengers, desi lydic finds out where pride month came from and i'm sorry to tell you but your flight this weekend has just been cancelled. so let's do this, let's jump straight into today's headlines. okay. let's kick things off with some major international news. it has now been four months since vladimir putin sent his troops on the shitiest road trip ever and not only has he failed to quickly overwhelm ukraine, he managed to united the rest of yierp against him. >> a landmark announcement nato voted to-- president biden announced the u.s. will strengthen its military posture in europe. >> nato's 30 member countries are poised to add two more. the move will more than double the leng

this is the daily show with trevor noah! (cheers and applause). >> trevor: was' going on, everybody, welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah thank you so much for tuning in, thank you for coming out in person. thank you so much for coming and joining. take a seat, let's do t y'all. we've got a really fun show for you tonight. president biden is stepping on the gas, lewis black is getting ready for wedding season. and congress has agreed on gun reforms that are show a huge deal and a huge disappointment at the same time. so let's do this, people. let's jump straight into today's headlines. 7 all right, let's kick things off with gasoline, or as scientists call it dinosaur pee pee. over the past few months global demand for oil has kept rising faster than the supply to the point where the price of gas in the united states is now 6 bazillion dollars a gallon so drivers are hurting. the good news is that as always president biden wants to help. the bad news is that as always it doesn't look like he can. >> the president this a

this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! (cheers and applause). >> trevor: what's going on, everybody, welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah thank you so much for tuning in, thank you for coming out, thank you for being here. look at you, look at you. look at you. this is it. all right, we've got a great show tonight, take a seat, let's go, we've got a really, really good show, take a seat, take a seat, thank you, thank you, thank you so much, thank you so much, we've got a great show, let's get into it. someone ruined donald trump's birthday, we'll get into that, michael kosta is creating a new k-pop supergroup and kim kardashian has broken the internet and history this time. plus nigerian megastar davido is joining us on the show, maybe will let me finally be a backup dancer on one of his music videos. so let's do this, people, let's jump straight into today's headlines. >> okay, let's kick things off with the mid terms. as you probably know, right now in america primary season is in full swing. and the primaries ar th

this is "the daily show," with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) >> trevor: what's going on, everybodylcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out in person. thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. thank you so much. take a seat. let's get into it, everybody. we have got a great, great show for you tonight. we'll tell you why you can outrun the police now. jordan klepper heads to a trump rally. and the supreme court has somehow decided that it's too hard to get a gun in america. so let's do this, people. let's jump straight into today's headlines. ( cheers and applause ). >> trevor: okay. let's kick things off with the big news coming out of the supreme court. the only government department where the dress code is retired gedie. you all know how america has been struggling with gun violence for the past, let's say, half a century or so. while everyone is trying to figure out a solution, the supreme court just weighed in, in the most unhelpful way possible. >> breaking news at this hour. the u.s. supreme court has just issued

this is "the daily show" with trevor noah. (cheers and applause). >> trevor: what is going on, everybody, welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah thank you so much for tuning in, thank you for coming out in person. thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you all so much. take a seat, man, we've got a really, really fun show for you tonight. dr. fauci and the doaf are going head-to-head, swimming is going to be banned this summer, and sweden has found a way to make trash sexy. plus you know him from the hangover, you know him from the office and season two of his hit show rutherford falls is dropping today, the very funny ed helms is here, everybody. i'm so excited. let's do this people, let's jump straight into today's headlines. okay, let's kick things off with some good news. the food and drug administration has been given the green light to finally approve covid vaccine for children under the age of five, which means there are a lot of toddlers who will about to be popping apple just in the clubment like i got a

that is "the daily show" with trevor noah! and applause ) >> trevor: welcome to "the daily show"! i'm trevor noah! thank you so much for tuning in! thank you for being here! take a seat. we have got a jam packed show for you today. we're going to be talking about what america's plan is to stop these mass shootings. ronny chieng is celebrating asian-american and pacific islander month, and our guest tonight is former advisor to president donald john trump, kellyanne conway. let's jump straight into today's big headlines. ( cheers and applause ) all right, there's no denying that there is a lot going on in the world right now. for instance, russia is still invading ukraine, and in response the european union just announced they will be banning almost aller russian oil imports which will turn russia's currency into the tick tock crime filter all the time. there's also a growing outbreak of monkeypox, a disease killing off everyone's n.f.t.s. so please, everyone, vaccinate your monkey, remember. ( laughter ) and, by the the way, t

this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! (cheers and applause). >> trevor: what's going on, everybody, welcome to the daily show, i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out this is going to be great, take a seat, take a seat, let's do this. let us do this. we have got a jam-packed show for you tonight. russia is i vaiding mcdonald's. google has created an ai with a soul. and we're whrerning that on january 6th mike pence was actually the president. so let's do this, people. let's jump straight into today's headlines. (applause) okay. let's kick things off with the war in ukraine. the world's most egregious case of man spreading. now despite the west sanctioning russia, despite the u.s. flooding ukraine with weapons and despite you buying the ukrainian flag iphone case the invasion is still show still going on. and the russians aren't just gaining ukrainian territory, they are also recovering a bit of their lifestyle back home starting with food. because i don't know if you remember how mcdonald

this is this is "the daily show," with trevor noah. ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> trevor: what'sverybody? welcome to "the daily show." i'm trevor noah. thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out in person. thank you so much, thank you so much. have a seat. let's do this, everybody. welcome boto the show. we have a really, really fun episode for you tonight. the midterm elections have already been disguised-- surprise! america's fish are doing drugs, and her majesty the queen is celebrating 70 years as the world's most beloved unelected dictator. so let's do this, people. let's jump straight into today's headlines. ( cheers and applause ). all right, everybody, as you may know and as you should know, today was a very special day for the queen. and no, i'm not talking about beyonce. i'm talking about the original queen, the crown-wearing, range-rover-driving 96-year-old five-foot giant whose face has been on money longer than any of us losers have even been alive. long live the queen! ( cheers and applause ) i'm sorry, i'm sorry, i'm sorry. every one of us from the c

he was on the "daily show" last night with trevor noah. he has four championship trophies. he was asked his thoughts of going for a fifth. >> how do you motivate yourself to do even more now. most would go, i've won, what else do i have to push myself on? >> well, lebron has four, and if i get five, i'm the greatest ever, right? >> oh, oh! >> shots fired to habron. by the way, coach steve kerr, got nine of them. five as a player. four more as a head coach. >> that's right. you got to remember, he is the greatest. >> he's the g.o.a.t. >> but lebron and draymond, think have a friendly little. >> always fun when you're winning. >> that's right, that's right. always easy to poke fun. >>> up next, a pair of real-life robert scientists are taking on a new challenge making t >>> have you ever felt like your pizza experience coulden better, even out of this world? >> that's the goal of a team of former scientists in los angeles. they've turned their tasks to developing a fully-automated pizza shop. the stellar pizza system can crank out a custom pie in less than five minutes on the

this is "the daily show" with trevor+++ath0 noah! (cheers and applause). >> trevor: what's going on, everybody, welcomes to daily show, i'm trevor noah thank you so much for tuning in. thank you for coming out. this is it. we made it. we're here, take a seat, everyone, let's do this. we've got a really great slow for you tonight. joe biden is beefing with mexico's president. congress is trying to do something about guns. and the price of gas is still rising. so the next fast and furious will just be vin diesel giving piggy back rides to everybody. >> but only for family. >> plus really excited about this. our guest tonight is the creator of one of the most amazing broadway shows ever created nominated for 11 tony awards. michael r jackson will be joining us. so let's do this, people. straight into today's headlines. all right. let's kick things off with the price of gas. aka petrol, aka car cocaine. there are few commodities out there that affect the cost of living more than gas. it is how we get to work. st how we ship products acros

he was on the "daily show" last night with trevor noah. he has four championship trophies.e wasskised f aifth. h >> how do you motivate yourself to do even more now. most would go, i've won, what else do i have to push myself on? >> well, lebron has four, and if i get five, i'm the greatest ever, right? >> oh, oh! >> shots fired to habron. by the way, coach steve kerr, got nine of them. five as a player. four more as a head coach. >> that's right. you got to remember, he is the greatest. >> he's the g.o.a.t. >> but lebron and draymond, think have a friendly little. >> always fun when you're winning. >> that's right, that's right. always easy to poke fun. >>> up next, a pair of real-life robert scientists are taking on a new challenge making t it's time for our lowest prices of the season on the sleep number 360 smart bed. why choose proven quality sleep from sleep number? because every green thumb, 5k, and all-day dance party starts the night before. the sleep number 360 smart bed senses your movements and automatically adjusts to help keep you both comfortable all night an

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this is "the daily show" with trevor noah! what's going on, everybody? welcome to "the daily show"! thank you for coming in! thank you so much! we have got a jam packed show for you tonight, so much news. president biden declared a war on gravtd, corporations are gay for pried pride and someone spes following you on tiktok. let's jump straight into today's headlines. ( cheers and applause ) all right. let's kick things off with tiktok, the world's biggest social media site and the app that proves americans can read subtitles fine when they want to. hundreds of millions of people around the world use tiktok every day. what else are you going to do while pooping? what many tiktok users might not realize is tiktok is owned by a chinese company, and now we're finding out that while you're watching videos of people dancing china might be watching you linked audio suggests bay i didn't think has repeated by access daytona from users in the u.s. >> the report suggests tiktok is falling down on promise to wall off with h, colleagues are told i get my instruction from the main office in beij

i'm not a brilliant professional comedian like colbert or seth myers or amy schumer or trevor noah. > now you're being mean, joe berry. >> i think, you know, i say this with sadness because, you know, colbert has been brilliant in the past, the colbert show was brilliant and he has become a political operative and i think it's reflective of what's happened in the wider culture that the left kind of invades and infects institutions that have built up trust and good will over decades, sometimes centuries, and uses them as a platform and a mouth piece for their agenda and that's what we've seen. that's why we have woke sermons that are disguised as summer block buster entertainment. indoctrination disguised as public education and in colbert's place political punditry disguised as comedy. sanctimony and self-righteousness is not funny. you can't be funny and take yourself serious at the same time as a comedian. you have to be willing to be the fool you know. >> tucker: and he seems uniquely among the late night hosts to really kind of believe it. you look at jimmy kimmel, you know, he do

so i'm not a brilliantme professional comedian like colbertdi or seth meyers or amy schumer or trevor noah. you know, in maine. e so mary, i think you know, i say this with sadnesswi becauh ,you know, colbert has been brilliant in the past. you know, the colbert was brilliante and he has become a political operative and i think it's reflective of what's happened in the wider cultureth that the left kindof of invades and infects institutions that have built up trust and goodwill over decades, sometimes centuries and uses them as a platform and a mouthpiece for their agenda. and that's what we'vend see and that's why weha have woke sermons that are disguised as summer blockbuster entertainment. we haveuste progressive indoctrination that is disguised public education and in colbert's case we have political punditry that is disguised as comedy and it's just not funny. sanctimony and self-righteousness is justs not funny. n you can't be funny and take yourself seriously at the same time as a comedian you havee toa be willing to kind of be the fool, you know,e well, yeah. and he seems maybe uni