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and she said daddy, can you introduce me to jimmy kimmel? id you, pauline? >> i did. >> jimmy: you did. hi, how are you, pauline? you know how much your dad gets to play a tree? a lot. >> yeah, three times. >> jimmy: for sure, three times. >> we're going the premiere of "guardians" by the way. [ cheering ] and so i had some extra tickets. [ cheering ] >> thank you. i'm sure people will be -- anybody wants them? it's up to you guys. don't steal them all, i mean. >> i have a feeling you'll have them for the whole audience, right? >> yeah, for everybody! [ cheering ] >> good to see you. >> jimmy: nice to meet you, pauline. vin and pauline diesel, everybody! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: our first guest tonight has spent most of the past decade defending us from enemies foreign, domestic, intergalactic and jurassic on cinco de mayo. the mix tape comes to an end with marvel's "guardians of the galaxy vol. 3." >> i know you're asking why would i trust her? well, that's a good question. the answer is we used to be in love, yeah. she was my g
and she said daddy, can you introduce me to jimmy kimmel? id you, pauline? >> i did. >> jimmy: you did. hi, how are you, pauline? you know how much your dad gets to play a tree? a lot. >> yeah, three times. >> jimmy: for sure, three times. >> we're going the premiere of "guardians" by the way. [ cheering ] and so i had some extra tickets. [ cheering ] >> thank you. i'm sure people will be -- anybody wants them? it's up to you guys. don't steal them...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. welcome. hi, welcome.'m the host of the show. thank you for watching, thank you for joining us at our headquarters here in the balmy weather of hollywood. feel that? i tell you something. you can feel extra excitement in the air because eddie murphy is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] very exciting. he's here to talk about his new comedy "you people" which is very funny. eddie plays the father of a black woman who's getting married to a white man, and the reviews are excellent. tucker carlson called it "the scariest movie i've ever seen." [ laughter and applause ] speaking of scary. anybody feel that earthquake we had this morning? 2:00 a.m. guillermo, did you feel it? >> guillermo: not at all, jimmy. yeah, i was -- >> jimmy: tequila works, doesn't it? >> guillermo: works all the time. >> jimmy: it was a 4.2 off the coast of malibu. it was coupled with an annual reminder of our impending doom. in washington they have a group of atomic scientists who gather to update what they call the doomsday clock.
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. welcome. hi, welcome.'m the host of the show. thank you for watching, thank you for joining us at our headquarters here in the balmy weather of hollywood. feel that? i tell you something. you can feel extra excitement in the air because eddie murphy is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] very exciting. he's here to talk about his new comedy "you people" which is very funny. eddie plays the father of a...
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you want to talk to jimmy kimmel? >> hi, jimmy.e're from india. >> jimmy: hi, what are your names? >> amisha. >> narshan. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> mumbai, india. >> jimmy: is it hot in india right now? >> not as hot as l.a. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not as hot as here. did you have any idea it was going to be this hot? >> no. >> no, not at all. >> jimmy: behind you is a hemp truck. [ laughter ] is cannabis legal in india? >> no. >> no, not yet. >> jimmy: have you been trying it while you've been here? >> a little. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a little, okay. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: yes! >> jimmy: are you enjoying your vacation so far? >> yes, we are, absolutely. >> jimmy: i can see you're sweaty. i can see that the heat is getting to you. >> a little bit. >> jimmy: are you wearing pants right now? >> yes. >> jimmy: guillermo, would you mind if we cooled you off? ice cream is a good way to cool off, yeah. >> yeah, come over here. >> jimmy: we have another way to cool off. yes, step around. >> guillermo: over here. >> ji
you want to talk to jimmy kimmel? >> hi, jimmy.e're from india. >> jimmy: hi, what are your names? >> amisha. >> narshan. >> jimmy: where are you from? >> mumbai, india. >> jimmy: is it hot in india right now? >> not as hot as l.a. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not as hot as here. did you have any idea it was going to be this hot? >> no. >> no, not at all. >> jimmy: behind you is a hemp truck. [ laughter ] is cannabis legal in...
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from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live tonight >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"onight -- denzel washington, hunter schafer, and music from twenty one pilots. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live tonight >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"onight -- denzel washington, hunter schafer, and music from twenty one pilots. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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"what is jimmy kimmel doing on jimmy fallon's show?"tf...where is jimmy kimmel he's not on channel 11. and where is jimmy fallon, he's on channel 2." [ laughter ] "well, i'm either f'd up or drunk or jimmy fallon is hosting "jimmy kimmel live."" "i know i had a few too many beerritas, but this is ridiculous." "this jimmy fallon/kimmel april fools' prank has made me realize it's very strange we have two incredibly prominent adult men in entertainment who go by 'jimmy,' not 'james.'" [ laughter ] decent point. i have to tell you, it's a very different scene over at 30 rock, where they do "the tonight show." guillermo, you're not gonna believe this. the security guards there? actually do security. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: good for them, i like to have fun. >> jimmy: that's right. there's so much history in that building, too. we have none. johnny carson, david letterman, eddie murphy, john belushi -- they all worked in that building. our studio here in l.a. was a disco and a heroin needle exchange. [ laughter ] theirs is four seasons, ou
"what is jimmy kimmel doing on jimmy fallon's show?"tf...where is jimmy kimmel he's not on channel 11. and where is jimmy fallon, he's on channel 2." [ laughter ] "well, i'm either f'd up or drunk or jimmy fallon is hosting "jimmy kimmel live."" "i know i had a few too many beerritas, but this is ridiculous." "this jimmy fallon/kimmel april fools' prank has made me realize it's very strange we have two incredibly prominent adult men in...
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>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- oscar nominee charlize theron, from "succession," brian cox, and comedian todd glass. and now, pace yourselves, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for coming and for joining us. very kind. another star day in washington, d.c. if you watched the news at all, you know the house today officially handed over the articles of impeachment. speaker of the house nancy pelosi signed the paperwork this afternoon. this i thought was interesting. she did it, she signed her name one letter at a time, using a different pen each time. [ laughter ] she used 22 pens to sign her name. what is going on? did she get an endorsement deal with bic? [ laughter ] it's hard to argue you're not enjoying the impeachment when you turn it into a calligraphy class all of a sudden. [ laughter ] speaking of pelosi, she named impeachment managers including jerry nadler, adam schiff, and newly available red sox manager alex cora
>> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- oscar nominee charlize theron, from "succession," brian cox, and comedian todd glass. and now, pace yourselves, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for coming and for joining us. very kind. another star day in washington, d.c. if you watched the news at all, you know the house today officially handed over the articles...
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and now, goodness gracious, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there, that's very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. i, i appreciate that. especially in the middle of what has been a tense week here in the united states and in the middle east. last night as you i hope you know iran launched two dozen missiles. there were no casualties, thank god. there was talk the president might address the nation last night, as leaders typically do in times like these. instead, he went on twitter and wrote "all is well." all is not well. you're not even well, but go on. [ laughter ] missiles launched from iran at two military bases located in iraq. assessment of casualties and damages taking place now, so far so good. [ laughter ] it's like that joke about the guy who jumped off a skyscraper. you know that joke? as he's passing the 18th floor, someone yells out the window, how's it going? and he yells back, so far so good! [ laughter ] all is well and so far so good are not statements fr
and now, goodness gracious, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi there, that's very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching, thanks for coming. i, i appreciate that. especially in the middle of what has been a tense week here in the united states and in the middle east. last night as you i hope you know iran launched two dozen missiles. there were no casualties, thank god. there was talk the president might address the nation last night, as leaders typically...
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: okay, go on. >> jimmy kimmel is a total jerk. seems that his trend is to attack women, which is particularly troubling. >> jimmy: says the guy who is currently under federal investigation for sex trafficking, obstructing justice, and paying for sex with a 17-year-old girl. but keep going, i want to see where this is headed. >> his critiques of particularly you and our colleague lauren boebert. >> exactly. >> are highly gendered critiques. right? oh, you're a klan mom, right? he is attacking you as a mom and as a woman. and then he attacks lauren boebert and says she looks like stepmom porn. see how he does that? >> jimmy: well, that's not fair at all. i make jokes about men too. i make jokes about you. remember when i said i feel bad for you because you didn't have a girlfriend in high school until you were 30? remember when i said your political background will come in handy when you're a registered sex offender, because you're used to knocking on strangers' doors to introduce yourself? you remember those things. apology accepte
: okay, go on. >> jimmy kimmel is a total jerk. seems that his trend is to attack women, which is particularly troubling. >> jimmy: says the guy who is currently under federal investigation for sex trafficking, obstructing justice, and paying for sex with a 17-year-old girl. but keep going, i want to see where this is headed. >> his critiques of particularly you and our colleague lauren boebert. >> exactly. >> are highly gendered critiques. right? oh, you're a...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. welcome. hi, welcome.
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. welcome. hi, welcome.
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and now, goodness gracious, jimmy kimmel! applause ] >> jimmy: hi there, that's very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching, thanks for coming.
and now, goodness gracious, jimmy kimmel! applause ] >> jimmy: hi there, that's very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching, thanks for coming.
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you.ou, everyone. thanks. thank you, thank you. hi, guys. well, that's very nice. thanks. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show.
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you.ou, everyone. thanks. thank you, thank you. hi, guys. well, that's very nice. thanks. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show.
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and now, like always, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you.i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching, thank you for coming. very nice. i'm glad you're here.
and now, like always, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you.i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching, thank you for coming. very nice. i'm glad you're here.
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from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live tonight >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- denzel washington, hunter schafer, and music from twenty one pilots. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on the day on which we remember a great american, dr. martin luther king jr. today was a federal holiday, in his honor. which means the kids were finally able to get a day home from school. it was great to have that again. [ laughter ] there haven't been enough days off this year. for those of you who don't have young children, or maybe you did and forgot what it's like, because you do forget. here's what it's like. on saturday night, our son billy, as he usually does, ventured into our rooms well after midnight to recruit one of us to leave our bed and go sleep in his. he won't sleep with us, we have to sleep with him. so my wife goes to his room. 45 minutes later, she comes back very annoyed. i don't know what's going on but she's had enough. he won't go
from hollywood, it's jimmy kimmel live tonight >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- denzel washington, hunter schafer, and music from twenty one pilots. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on the day on which we remember a great american, dr. martin luther king jr. today was a federal holiday, in his honor. which means the kids...
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and now, brace yourselves -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, welcome.of the show.
and now, brace yourselves -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, welcome.of the show.
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and now, by all means, jimmy kimmel! use ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much, thank you. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming.
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and now, stay here, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy.ost of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming.
and now, stay here, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy.ost of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming.
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with cleto and the cletones, and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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right now on jimmy kimmel. chris pratt and vin diesel.od night. >>> previously on "jimmy kimmel live!" -- >> oh my god! are you all right? bro, are you good? >> yeah, i'm good. >> are you all right? >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!." tonight, chris pratt, plus music from
right now on jimmy kimmel. chris pratt and vin diesel.od night. >>> previously on "jimmy kimmel live!" -- >> oh my god! are you all right? bro, are you good? >> yeah, i'm good. >> are you all right? >>> from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!." tonight, chris pratt, plus music from
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and now, first things first, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice.i, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. that's very -- we are -- relax. we're back to work. question were off last week. we had a whole week of lazy sloth-like behavior. guillermo, what did you do last week during the vacation? >> guillermo: i spent a lot of time with my family. >> jimmy: a lot of time with your family doing what? >> guillermo: taking my son to school, pick him up, take him to the park. different places. >> jimmy: so nothing, really, is the answer. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: nothing. exactly. >> jimmy: me too. i spent a lot of my time thinking of who to vote for. you know, a week from tomorrow it's super tuesday. 14 states including ours, california, vote. and if you're voting for a democrat you have to pick a candidate. you have to pick one. unfortunately, most people i talk to about this still don't know which one. do you go with the candidate who has the best chance to beat donald trump? do you go with the one you like t
and now, first things first, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice.i, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. that's very -- we are -- relax. we're back to work. question were off last week. we had a whole week of lazy sloth-like behavior. guillermo, what did you do last week during the vacation? >> guillermo: i spent a lot of time with my family. >> jimmy: a lot of time with your family doing what?...
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jimmy: wait. those are nerds. you're sexually attracted to nerds? >> what can i say? i like the brainy type. okay? what's the matter, kimmel, too mature for you? into sour patch kids, you sicko. >> jimmy: no. no, i'm not, ken. >> okay then, what about the haribo gummy bear? okay? look at that furry little sexpot letting it all hang out. and look, look, his bow tie is crooked. did you notice? do you know why that is? no? because he's been busy, jimmy. he has been a busy little bear. >> jimmy: you know, i think you might need help. >> you think i need help? >> jimmy: yeah. >> you know who needs help? this country. >> jimmy: i think you might need a break. >> if i take a break, it will be to break me off a piece of that kit cat bar, sexually. >> jimmy: okay. >> as aaron rodgers said on seven different podcasts, i will not be silenced. i am the candy store, not in the cvs, and certainly not here on television. you know what? where are my m&ms. >> jimmy: i do appreciate you. ken, how tall are you? >> i'm a normal height. why? >> jimmy: oh, no reason. it's okay. >> you know what? if wanting to sexually satisfy a bowl of round firm little chocolates
jimmy: wait. those are nerds. you're sexually attracted to nerds? >> what can i say? i like the brainy type. okay? what's the matter, kimmel, too mature for you? into sour patch kids, you sicko. >> jimmy: no. no, i'm not, ken. >> okay then, what about the haribo gummy bear? okay? look at that furry little sexpot letting it all hang out. and look, look, his bow tie is crooked. did you notice? do you know why that is? no? because he's been busy, jimmy. he has been a busy little...
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cleto and the cletones. >> and now jimmy kimmel hi, guys. jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. >> thank you for joining us here at our wet headquarters in hollywood. you can feel the feel the electricity in the air. you electrocuted tonight, because maverick himself, tom cruise, is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] i have to say -- it's fun when tom cruise is at your office. you don't know is he going to drop down from a ceiling vent? [ laughter ] is he going to drive a motorcycle through a cubicle or something? maybe he's wearing a mask and disguised as guillermo! [ laughter ] we don't know! is that really you, guillermo? >> guillermo: yes, jimmy. it's me, yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we still don't know, actually. [ laughter ] what we do know is that a flash flood warning, a waterspout warning, and a blizzard warning in effect for l.a. county. it's the first blizzard warning since 1989. the number one song in the country was "lost in your eyes" by debbie gibson, the last time we had a blizzard warning here. [ laughter and cheers ] a
cleto and the cletones. >> and now jimmy kimmel hi, guys. jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. >> thank you for joining us here at our wet headquarters in hollywood. you can feel the feel the electricity in the air. you electrocuted tonight, because maverick himself, tom cruise, is here with us. [ cheers and applause ] i have to say -- it's fun when tom cruise is at your office. you don't know is he going to drop down from a ceiling vent? [ laughter ] is he going to drive a...
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with cleto and the cletones, and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, appreciate it. thank you. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. it is brutally hot outside. it's very hot in hollywood. it got up to 90 here today. it's april. it's not supposed to be 90 in april. i'm not ready for bikini season yet, are you, guillermo? >> guillermo: no, not yet, jimmy. >> jimmy: my body is not prepared. there's a lot of activity outside our theater. the paparazzi is at defcon one. because the kardashian-jenners are here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] kris, kourtney, kim, khloe, kendall and keiko. is there a keiko? [ cheers ] the kardashians are here, of course, to catch us up on the ongoing conflict in ukraine. [ laughter ] and to talk about their new show on hulu. their old show was called "keeping up with the kardashians." the new one is just called "the kardashians." which is good, because i was having trouble keeping up, to be honest. [ laughter ] their old show w
with cleto and the cletones, and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, appreciate it. thank you. very nice. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. it is brutally hot outside. it's very hot in hollywood. it got up to 90 here today. it's april. it's not supposed to be 90 in april. i'm not ready for bikini season yet, are you, guillermo? >> guillermo: no, not yet, jimmy. >> jimmy: my body is not prepared....
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. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- lady gaga, and jake tapper.nd now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you. hi. hou
. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- lady gaga, and jake tapper.nd now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, everyone. thank you. hi. hou
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, thank you very much. thanks. everybody. thanks. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching and joining us. please settle in, because -- oh, what a day it was here today in america. the award-winning limited series "the white potus" is back. [ laughter ] if you haven't been keeping up up with the january 6th hearings, here's a quick recap to get you up to speed. >> previously on january 6th -- >> president trump followed the course recommended by an apparently inebriated rudy giuliani. >> the mayor was definitely intoxicated. >> what they were proposing i thought was nuts. >> the claims of fraud were bull [ bleep ]. >> there was ketchup dripping down the wall. >> then we went for lunch. we went for tuckers. >> president trump was yelling and aware of the rioters' chants to "hang mike pence." >> it was a different tone than i'd heard him take with the vice president before. >> do you remember what she said her father called him? >> the "b" word. >> the president reached in front of the v
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, thank you very much. thanks. everybody. thanks. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching and joining us. please settle in, because -- oh, what a day it was here today in america. the award-winning limited series "the white potus" is back. [ laughter ] if you haven't been keeping up up with the january 6th hearings, here's a quick recap to get you up to speed. >> previously on...
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and now jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? thank you very much.hank you, fellows. i am jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching it. thank you for joining us on a day that has been dominated by the royal funeral. i don't know if you guys heard, but the queen died. yeah, she was water skiing and i guess she hit a seal. went straight up in the air. and that was that. and so today, the world said farewell to elizabeth as tens of thousands of mourners lined the streets of london to catch a glimpse of the coffin as it passed by. is it weird to say i would like to own a car like that? really, you could fill it with kids and fish. the line to see the queen's coffin stretched for miles, similar to what goes on here in america when popeye's comes out with a new chicken sandwich. [ laughter ] it was quite a sendoff. it was a big day for the royal bagpiper, who doesn't get much work. he surprised everyone with his take on the number one song from the week of october 4th, 1980. ♪ [ playing "another one bites the dust" ] >> jimmy: well, the queen
and now jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you doing? thank you very much.hank you, fellows. i am jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching it. thank you for joining us on a day that has been dominated by the royal funeral. i don't know if you guys heard, but the queen died. yeah, she was water skiing and i guess she hit a seal. went straight up in the air. and that was that. and so today, the world said farewell to elizabeth as tens of thousands of...
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and now, brace yourselves -- jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, welcome. i'm jimmy the host of the show. thanks for watching. thank you for coming to see it. and thank you for joining us -- [ cheers and applause ] what was -- it was -- i don't know if you're on vacation, if you're paying attention to the news or not. but it was an all caps kind of day for the president of the united states today. this is what he tweeted this afternoon. this will give you a sense of what's...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you.hank you, everyone. thanks. thank you, thank you. hi, guys. well, that's very nice. thanks. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching and thank you for joining us here in -- wow, it was a beautiful day here in sunny southern california, where as of yesterday we started giving the vaccine to kids aged 5 and up. [ cheers ] finally, our kids will be able to go to bars and nightclubs again. [ laughter ] isn't that great? this has been a very bittersweet week for children. on sunday, you get a bag full of candy. three days later, you get a needle in your arm. [ laughter ] welcome to life, kids! the white house is doing their part to get shots in us. team biden today announced that more than 100 million american workers are required to be fully vaccinated by january 4th. and if i know my fellow american workers, everyone's going to be super chill about that. [ laughter ] like the drunkest friend at a bachelor party, joe biden's going to make sure everyone gets shots! [ laug
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you.hank you, everyone. thanks. thank you, thank you. hi, guys. well, that's very nice. thanks. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching and thank you for joining us here in -- wow, it was a beautiful day here in sunny southern california, where as of yesterday we started giving the vaccine to kids aged 5 and up. [ cheers ] finally, our kids will be able to go to bars and nightclubs again. [...
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and now, stay here, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy.'m the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. and please relax. thank you for joining us on the day after the oscars. the academy awards were handed out just across the street from us at the dolby theater last night. janelle monae opened the show with a version of the mr. rogers song "it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood" which was a nice idea, clever idea, but as those of you who lined up on hollywood boulevard know, there has never been a beautiful anything in this neighborhood. [ laughter ] this neighborhood, this is where homeless spidermen gather to steal wallets from canadians. that's what we do here. [ laughter ] a lot of the focus going into the show last night was on the lack of diversity. all the acting nominees but one were caucasian. and what do you do when you have a diversity problem? well, you hit them with the world's most famous white rapper, eminem. that's what you do. [ laughter ] i actually learned a lot last night. for instance,
and now, stay here, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy.'m the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks to all of you for coming. and please relax. thank you for joining us on the day after the oscars. the academy awards were handed out just across the street from us at the dolby theater last night. janelle monae opened the show with a version of the mr. rogers song "it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood" which was a nice idea,...
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. very nice. appreciate it. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on a day when millions and millions of co-workers in america quietly resent the winner of their march madness office pool. we forgot to even do one this year. which i think makes us all winners. we didn't lose 10 bucks. did you watch the game last night? >> guillermo: yes, it was a great game. >> jimmy: you enjoyed it? >> guillermo: yes, i did. >> jimmy: the kansas jayhawks came back being down 15 points at halftime to beat north carolina. incredible comeback. at halftime, their coach, bill self gathered the team together and told them to look deep inside to summon every bit of confidence and strength to use all the tools that got them this far. "if you win, i'll get you all chuck e. cheese." and it worked! [ laughter ] it was the biggest comeback in ncaa finals history. and the real winner was my wife molly, who, three weeks ago tonight, moments after correctly picking who would be th
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. very nice. appreciate it. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on a day when millions and millions of co-workers in america quietly resent the winner of their march madness office pool. we forgot to even do one this year. which i think makes us all winners. we didn't lose 10 bucks. did you watch the game last night? >> guillermo: yes, it was a great game....
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. >> dicky: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"!r nominee charlize theron, from "succession," brian cox, and comedian todd glass. and now, pace yourselves, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everyone. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thanks for watching. thanks for coming and for joining us.
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and now, by all means, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much, thank you. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. thanks for joining us. [ cheers and applause ] on a -- relax, thank you. on what will be, on the first of what will be many primary election nights. tonight, it was new hampshire's time to shine. the polls have closed. and, if all goes well, we should have the final results of the democratic caucus by june 28th? i don't know, how long will it take? this caucus system, it's confusing. but the reason they start them, the reason the primaries begin in iowa and go to new hampshire is so that we know what the very whitest people think first. [ laughter ] the stakes are high for all the candidates. bernie sanders is from nearby vermont, new hampshire is one of his strongholds. he is expected to do well there. going into tonight, bernie had 12 delegates and no hairbrushes. [ laughter ] you know who else was in new hampshire? last night the presid
and now, by all means, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you very much, thank you. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thanks for watching. thanks for coming. thanks for joining us. [ cheers and applause ] on a -- relax, thank you. on what will be, on the first of what will be many primary election nights. tonight, it was new hampshire's time to shine. the polls have closed. and, if all goes well, we should have the final results of the democratic caucus by...
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jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, very nice.hing, thanks for coming. happy new year, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] relax, relax.
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. welcome. thank you.appreciate it. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. appreciate that. we have so much to get to tonight. of course, i want to start with a young presidential hopeful named donald trump. [ laughter ] the yell-ephant in the room, who is back by unpopular demand. it was quite a -- i don't know if you watched this. it was quite the scene at mar-a-lago last night. starting with this entrance to a song from the musical "les mis." ♪ here they come. there's former first lady melania with her husband, jean valtrex. [ laughter ] i can think of no better way to kick off another trump campaign than with "les miserables." it's a musical about a criminal with a hot daughter who gets away with it in the end. [ laughter ] should have said "spoiler alert." whatever the soundtrack, trump is waddling for president again. you know, he hasn't actually conceded the last election yet. if he won that, if he beat joe biden in 2020 as he constantly says he di
and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, everybody. welcome. thank you.appreciate it. thank you. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. appreciate that. we have so much to get to tonight. of course, i want to start with a young presidential hopeful named donald trump. [ laughter ] the yell-ephant in the room, who is back by unpopular demand. it was quite a -- i don't know if you watched this. it was quite the scene at...
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and now, like always, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you.elax, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching, thank you for coming. very nice. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad you have a -- it's only wednesday. i'm ready for the weekend. i am tired. i was up late last night watching this impeachment. and then like two minutes after i went to bed, we had an earthquake. and then an hour later my daughter woke up with growing pains. then two hours later she woke up again to tell us, i feel like i'm going to throw up. which is how i felt watching the impeachment trial. kind of came full circle. [ laughter ] neither of us threw up. the earthquake wasn't a big earthquake but we still felt it. even though it wasn't a big deal, i still got a glass of water out of the toilet. [ laughter ] just to prepare myself for the next time. you know, the first thing i do now when there's an earthquake, i get my phone, i go on twitter. why, i don't know. i look at it and there's a bunch of people going, earthquake! i'm like, yeah. [ laughter ] our democracy is o
and now, like always, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you.elax, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching, thank you for coming. very nice. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad you have a -- it's only wednesday. i'm ready for the weekend. i am tired. i was up late last night watching this impeachment. and then like two minutes after i went to bed, we had an earthquake. and then an hour later my daughter woke up with growing pains. then two hours later she woke up...
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stephen colbert, jimmy kimmel, jimmy fallon, seth myers and john oliver have all announced their respective shows are coming back now that the hollywood riders strike is officially over. oliver's show will be returning sunday night while the rest will have new episodes starting on monday. late-night shows were the first ones that went dark when the writers guild strike again on may 2. the hosts also just announced in a joint statement on instagram that their podcast called strikeforce five is ending. they launched it during the strike and set all proceeds will go to their out of work staff. pretty cool. >>> the cbs evening news is coming up next on kpix. local news continues on our streaming service, cbs news bay area. i will see you at 5:00. ♪ ♪ >> norah: tonight, the news charges as senator bob menendez and his wife plead not guilty in federal court. the rules set by a judge about his ability to travel and the pricey bond they paid
stephen colbert, jimmy kimmel, jimmy fallon, seth myers and john oliver have all announced their respective shows are coming back now that the hollywood riders strike is officially over. oliver's show will be returning sunday night while the rest will have new episodes starting on monday. late-night shows were the first ones that went dark when the writers guild strike again on may 2. the hosts also just announced in a joint statement on instagram that their podcast called strikeforce five is...
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steven kolb air jimmy kimmel, jimmy fallon and seth meyers will all resume their late night shows startingonday last week. good tonight with john oliver. he'll be back with a new episode on sunday. and bill maher plans to bring his show real time back to hbo this friday, all the late night talk shows have been off the air since writers went on strike at the beginning of may saturday night live also expected to return sometime next month. still ahead, why a sea lion statue in sausalito was damaged by winter storms and still cannot return to its still cannot return to its original home. we made it! bmo has arrived. hello? you said it. hello to more ways to save money, grow your wealth, grow your business. just what we needed, another big bank. not so fast. how many banks do you know that reward you for saving every month? he's got a good point. did i mention bmo has more fee-free atms than the two largest us banks combined? uh, b-m-o? just "bee-mo", actually. quick question, will all this stuff fit in your car? ( ♪♪ ) should i get rid of the mug? ♪ bmo ♪ >> welcome back. we're going to take
steven kolb air jimmy kimmel, jimmy fallon and seth meyers will all resume their late night shows startingonday last week. good tonight with john oliver. he'll be back with a new episode on sunday. and bill maher plans to bring his show real time back to hbo this friday, all the late night talk shows have been off the air since writers went on strike at the beginning of may saturday night live also expected to return sometime next month. still ahead, why a sea lion statue in sausalito was...
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after a long pause due to hollywood labor strikes, the late night's hosts, including abc's jimmy kimmel, intend to restart on october 2nd. that will be next week. they've been in reruns since last spring, by the way. world news now. never in reruns, never. >> we don't take long pauses, do we? >> that we do not. >> turning now to a frightening scene for a mother and a child in the middle of a park in mexico city. she had treated her son to a taco and enchilada picnic for the boy's birthday until this the arrival of a very uninvited guest. it was a very close encounter with a very hungry bear in the middle of the day, this woman at an ecological park in mexico shielding her son after a black bear jumped on their picnic table and started feasting on their enchiladas, fries and tacos. sylvia massy held her son, santiago, who has down syndrome close to her chest, covering his face as santiago. >> santiago la tiene mucho miedo. los animales. >> she says santiago is afraid of animals, so she covered his eyes so he wouldn't scream or run and scare the bear. mom and son appear frozen. at one poi
after a long pause due to hollywood labor strikes, the late night's hosts, including abc's jimmy kimmel, intend to restart on october 2nd. that will be next week. they've been in reruns since last spring, by the way. world news now. never in reruns, never. >> we don't take long pauses, do we? >> that we do not. >> turning now to a frightening scene for a mother and a child in the middle of a park in mexico city. she had treated her son to a taco and enchilada picnic for the...
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jimmy kimmel live and the late show with stephen colbert all on cbs instantly closing down. but getting fully scripted shows up and running again may take some time as the actors are still withdrawing labor and pounding the streets with their placards. jonathan is joining us from the hollywood reporter. thank you for being with us. the writers strike is now sorted. all sorted out? >> they have reached an agreement but the writer to have to approve the agreement. there is a referendum that will happen. there is about 11,000 -- 11,500 right of have to agree on the referendum. it looks like they got what they wanted. >> there is this fever about the use of artificial intelligence. is that sense to what happened? >> absolutely. when chatgpt came out, one of the first things people started to do with it was right with it. and right away, hollywood took advantage of that technology to start working on movie ideas and to get the algorithm to rent the movie ideas and obviously the writers have seen that as a major problem. they could lose their jobs. in this agreement, they actually
jimmy kimmel live and the late show with stephen colbert all on cbs instantly closing down. but getting fully scripted shows up and running again may take some time as the actors are still withdrawing labor and pounding the streets with their placards. jonathan is joining us from the hollywood reporter. thank you for being with us. the writers strike is now sorted. all sorted out? >> they have reached an agreement but the writer to have to approve the agreement. there is a referendum that...
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jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, very nice.hanks for watching, thanks for coming. happy new year, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] relax, relax. back to work after two weeks off. i don't know about you, but for me this was the holiday which finally answered the question, which disney character of everyone i know and which house would they be in at hogwarts? [ laughter ] we have a lot to discuss including a fresh new season of "the bachelor." bachelor peter is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] with tiffany haddish. our first new show of a new decade. you know those people who resolve to exercise and eat healthy? you probably did. >> guillermo: that's right, every year. >> jimmy: how's it going so far? >> guillermo: not good. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right. my first meal of the year was nachos. i within right into it. covered? cheese. i didn't make a new year's resolution this year but my wife made new year's resolutions for me. sitting at the table, eating lunch. she said, this year my new year's resolution for you is, and sh
jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, very nice.hanks for watching, thanks for coming. happy new year, everyone. [ cheers and applause ] relax, relax. back to work after two weeks off. i don't know about you, but for me this was the holiday which finally answered the question, which disney character of everyone i know and which house would they be in at hogwarts? [ laughter ] we have a lot to discuss including a fresh new season of "the bachelor." bachelor...
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fellow late-night hosts jimmy kimmel and john oliver and stephen colbert next week.he five late night comedians worked together on the strike force five podcast which supported the strike. it will be nice to see them back on the air again. >> for sure. nice to see lots of blue skies. lots of good quality air. lots of sunshine. >>> yeah, really nice. kind of breathe that in. i think we are in the clear here as we head all the way through friday's forecast and then updated rain chances coming your way because now it looks like the chances of rain could linger a little bit longer. here is a look at the pacific. it is again active out here and the change we're seeing is one these storms out here is actually going to move down across the bay area and does look like it could linger longer. so more details coming up in a minute and a half. let's roll into tomorrow's forecast. we still have the storm track off to the north with chillier air. most importantly, keeping that hottest airway off to the south. so we are stuck in between. as far as i am concerned, it is setting us
fellow late-night hosts jimmy kimmel and john oliver and stephen colbert next week.he five late night comedians worked together on the strike force five podcast which supported the strike. it will be nice to see them back on the air again. >> for sure. nice to see lots of blue skies. lots of good quality air. lots of sunshine. >>> yeah, really nice. kind of breathe that in. i think we are in the clear here as we head all the way through friday's forecast and then updated rain...
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stephen colbert, jimmy kimmel and john oliver in support of the strike, also announced their shows areng next week. and as always, i will be posting links to the other two stories you voted for on my instagram in a little bit? you have been waiting to see the boss in the bay area, you're gonna have to wait a little longer. legendary rocker bruce springsteen announced today he is postponing his tour dates for the rest of the year and that includes two december shows at chase center. springsteen is recovering from peptic ulcer decide. disease. he is taking it easy the rest of the year. he thanked his fans for the support and said he'd see them again next year. the rescheduled tour dates will be announced next week. all the best to him. >>> okay. looking at san jose right now, looks pretty nice. >> i know. we have had beautiful blue skies. the air quality has improved and the temperatures not too hot, not too cold. i think it will continue as we head into our thursday. there could be some changes in the weekend forecast that we might want to rethink some of those plans. towards san franci
stephen colbert, jimmy kimmel and john oliver in support of the strike, also announced their shows areng next week. and as always, i will be posting links to the other two stories you voted for on my instagram in a little bit? you have been waiting to see the boss in the bay area, you're gonna have to wait a little longer. legendary rocker bruce springsteen announced today he is postponing his tour dates for the rest of the year and that includes two december shows at chase center. springsteen...