greg gutfeld full put a smile on your face don't.nks for being with us pause pause. [ ♪♪ ] [ ♪♪ ] [ cheering ] >> alright! yeah! i know. kind no. i would feel the same way if i were you. let's get started. according to stormy daniels' husband the couple will leave the united states if trump wins the trial. so wait a second, she has a husband? that's like finding at the easter bunny has suppleness. did someone have sublists in here? i'm sorry i offended you. and get this, her husband is a porn star to. do they talk shop at home? i bet he complains when he doesn't have a hard day at work. wow this is going to be clean comedy. they will actually leave the united states which means strongly will enter another country as opposed to another country entering her. [ laughter ] >> sorry. rosie o'donnell reportedly scent a text michael cohen saying breed x., tell the truth. you got this. i love you. that's the same advice she gives herself when strapping on the feed bag. executives at abc are complaining about photos of good morning america co

>> kennedy: gassy greg gutfeld. >> greg: oh! is that true?>> greg: i haven't had chipotle in five, six years. >> kennedy: last time we rode the elevator together. >> greg: are you going to stick with that? >> harold: who would i not >> kennedy: who would i not want to be an elevator with? the ghost of o.j. simpson. >> greg: there you go. jesse? >> jesse: maybe the hr director, someone like that. >> greg: that's actually pretty good. >> jesse: you don't know what to say. any joke as a possible termination. >> greg: yeah, that's true. they are our sbu. harold? >> harold: ohio state football fans saturday afternoon after thanksgiving because we whooped them. go blue. >> kennedy: the game. >> greg: very specific. judge? >> judge jeanine: parts know my part of me wants to be in an elevator with -- okay, i'm ambivalent -- hillary clinton. >> harold: i would like to be in the elevator with you guys. >> jesse: i would love to be in the elevator with hillary. >> harold: hillary is my friend. i like her. >> judge jeanine: she's your friend? >> jesse: e

>> kennedy: gassy greg gutfeld. >> greg: oh! is that true?le in five, six years. >> kennedy: last time we rode the elevator together. >> greg: are you going to stick with that? >> harold: who would i not >> kennedy: who would i not want to be an elevator with? the ghost of o.j. simpson. >> greg: there you go. jesse? >> jesse: maybe the hr director, someone like that. >> greg: that's actually pretty good. >> jesse: you don't know what to say. any joke as a possible termination. >> greg: yeah, that's true. they are our sbu. harold? >> harold: ohio state football fans saturday afternoon after thanksgiving because we whooped them. go blue. >> kennedy: the game. >> greg: very specific. judge? >> judge jeanine: parts know my part of me wants to be in an elevator with -- okay, i'm ambivalent -- hillary clinton. >> harold: i would like to be in the elevator with you guys. >> jesse: i would love to be in the elevator with hillary. >> harold: hillary is my friend. i like her. >> judge jeanine: she's your friend? >> jesse: everyone is your friend. >> ju

greg gutfeld is next. he will put a smile on your face! have a great night! [ cheering and applause ] [ ♪♪ ] [ cheering and applause ] [ ♪♪ ] >> greg: yes! yes! yes! [ cheering and applause ] >> greg: all right! i agree. happy monday everybody! let's get started. donald trump has demanded a drug test for joe biden for the first debate. biden privately told if he wants my urine, he can get it from the seat cushion like everybody else. [ laughter ] a woman swam through shark infested waters in san francisco saying the sharks weren't even interested in her. [ laughter ] wow, even the sharks are gay! [ laughter ] new york city is in peak polen season. on the brighter nose it makes it tougher to smell [ bleep ]. the iran president was found dead after -- [ cheering ] all right! i didn't expect that. but should be grateful. dead after his helicopter crashed in a remote mountainous region. local investigators blame the weather and the jews. [ laughter ] why not? [ cheering ] >> greg: how about those jews? president was known as the butcher of iran. now known as the g

>> you would think it's an adjustment because when you follow greg gutfeld, you've got shoes to fill.as time for the main event. >> moved on the approach. they couldn't get it so they will go back around and taxi. they didn't get clear, spirit or flight at the gate before them. >> let's wind the engines down. >> biden comes down a slide these days so these people come out of the bottom. one guy look at hand and one guy foot and they carried him back to the white house. >> costing the best show on cable news entitles me to a lot of perks but i'm sticking with my regular lifestyle. >> i booked and over already. thank you but no. we have one but next time. >> get to the white house for a phenomenal day. as a wise man once said, we did so much winning, we got sick of winning. >> we came, we saw. we didn't get tased. >> have about it. nobody knows the d.c. swamp out of my next guest from a multimedia superstar and five-star general, katie pavlich is here. the crowd goes nuts. [applause] human just like you. when we last met, christine to of each other, to onto interview. you should do tv.

greg gutfeld would -- will put a smile on your face next. [ cheering and applause ] >> that's right. that's right. thank you. >> greg: inc. you for your underwhelming response. happy monday everyone, let's do some jokes. donald trump's exattorney michael cohen took the stand today and hush money trial period we don't have footage because cameras aren't allowed in the courtroom that we have footage of cohen leaving and having lunch. >> greg: the new play coproduced by hillary clinton as bombing on broadway. [ applause ] >> greg: unlike her husband bill she's not very good at filling seats. do you know what that means? i don't. according to a shocking new study many patients on life support actually recover so there should never be a rush to pull the plug. finally some good news for joe biden. in an interview from 2018 reveals that porn actress stormy daniels may be lying on the stand about her sexual encounter with donald trump. leaving her with egg on her face or something similar. [ laughter ] >> greg: in the interview daniels insisted it wasn't a me to situation but stressed for the

your dvr so you never ever miss an episode of hannity the meantime let not your heart be troubled greg gutfeld is standing by to put a smile on your face have a great night. >> ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> greg: all right, alright, i know i know. i allows me as well. happy tuesday everybody let's get started. this week is national brain injury awareness week or as joe calls it every week. jin sake is under fire for saying trump didn't check his watch during the memorial for u.s. soldiers in afghanistan he wasn't checking his watch just surprised at the weird things on his arms called ants. stormy daniels war bullet proof vest to the trial weird since she's used to taking shots to the face. >> we ain't playing tonight. to make her feel at home he saw the vast and crumpled a 20-dollar bill into it. for years after kemal made vp joe is miss pronouncing her day he said cam instead of moron. you can claim him he is it used to calling heard that help. experts say in order to remember the name you should say it more repetition is better that's why he's so good at falling. walmart closing all 51 of

especially in this congress, but that would be the way to keep it out of the courts. >> jesse: greg gutfeld the drugs have changed. the availability of these intense, concentrated levels of thc has made pot even intimidating to regular users. it's not risk-free. but unfortunately the government only works in two modes. legalize it or ban it. there's got to be something kind of in between. i go back to the premise i made here many years ago. booz is worse, i just got their first. it put down its roots and we accepted the poisonous part of our daily lives, never mind the traffic fatalities, the cirrhosis, the spousal abuse, the aggression of its users. stoners aren't known for violence, although this new strand of stuff makes people pretty crazy, you can see it on the street. but we accepted the body count of alcohol as a trade-off for our daily oblivion. i don't see pot these days as being risk-free. and the jury is still out on the schizophrenic data. you know, it's a different part of fish. >> jesse: oh, i see what you did there. >> greg: i don't. [laughter] >> jesse: america is buzzing ov

let not your heart be troubled, greg gutfeld is next, he will put its mark on your face. a great night. >> ♪ ♪ >> ♪ ♪ >> happy memorial day everyone. and, timpf, greg is off today doing whatever we think he does when he's off, i don't even ask anymore. we had a great show with some great that's over the past few months to donate let's watch some of our favorites. enjoy. >> greg: for more -- former president bill clinton has a memoir coming out this fall of his life after the white house -- says its pop up book music -- [laughter] in the report claimed that donald trump spotify playlist includes suspicious minds by elvis. hello by lionel richie. november rain by guns and roses. meanwhile president biden's playlist includes knocking on heavens door. [laughter] by bob dylan. according to our friend tiger woods is saying no to sex during preparation for the masters back no word yet if you'll be switching to blue balls. [laughter] but not having sex in order to prepare for the masters? apparently some people have been preparing for the masters for eight years. [laughter] >> gr

gassy greg gutfeld. >> is that true?r 6 years. >> last time we were in theethe elevator. has come on. probably the ghost of o.j. simpson. has that's pretty good as any joke as a possible termination that's true there rsv you. harold?da >> ohio state football fany saturday afternoon for thanksgiving. as a part of me wants to be in m elevator with but the 1 i wouldn't. hillary clinton. >> i'd like to be a elevator with you guys. hillary is my friend like hilary. >> everybody is your friend.like >> she roped off the press when she ran for office remember that >> she told me she'd love to be in an elevator with you. >> 1 more thing is next. when sh! >> greg: "one more thing" is up next. ♪ ♪ sup? -who are you? i'm your inner child. get in. listen, what you really need in life is some freakin' torque. what? horsepower keeps you going, but torque gets you going. what happened to my inner child craving love and acceptance? how about you love and accept this? p-p-p-p-powershot! when can i drive? you already are! the dodge hornet

greg gutfeld nex t greg gt to put! a smile on your face. >> have a great night. oh, i agree. t star >> happy monday, everybody. let's get started. donald ttrump has demanded a drt for joe biden for the first debate. biden privately told aidesn pr f he wants my , he can get it from my seat cushion. [ ke everyone else. >> a woman threatened a womalan swamwo through shark infested waters in san francisco, saying the sharks weren't even interested in her. wow. even the sharks are . rk new york city is in peak pollen season. >> on the bright side, a stuffny makes it harder to smell the piles of. smell iran's president abraham raisi d ,was found dead after his right. i didn't expect that but should be grateful dead after his crashed in a remote mountainous region. locae inousl investigators blame the weather and the jews. why not? ? d how about the jews >> president raisi was known as the butcher of iran. >> now he's known as the groundf beef of iran of. amid of divorce. >> ben affleck and j.lo were seen together at an event satur on sunday. ben was able to avoid photographers by t

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d greg gutfeld. it's 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." [laughs] are you happy, greg?s is "the five." ♪ ♪ the squad's hamas caucus is demanding more campus chaos, while denying the threat to jewish students that jewish students face from anti-semitic mobs. the nypd busting up two more anti-israel protests, clearing out encampments at nyu and the new school. it was a less confrontational scene compared to madness at ucla and colombia, with some protesters obeying orders from the police to disperse and get out of their tents. but leave it to the squad to give cover to the mob. the radical progressive lawmakers are downplaying anti-semitism. >> the same to a jewish student, to a palestinian student, to everybody, that it is really important to educate yourself about what is anti-semitic, about what is islamophobic. >> i visited the columbia encampment last week, and they were completely peaceful. i also met with so-called pro-israel students when i was there, just to hear about the anti-semitism that they have experienced, and they told me, it has been minimum. it has bee

gutfeld is next. >> ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> greg: yes! all right. i couldn't have said it better.s friday so you know what that means. look how white i am. let's welcome tonight's guests. he still hasn't adam 12 lunchbox fox news contributor paul mauro. he's both a comedian and a judge see you can laugh at his sensitives. actor and comedian vince august. she is like a serial killer because she ritualistically kills people for gratification. new york times best-selling author and contributor kat timpf and for the tsa patting him down is an all day job. comedian, best-selling author and fox contributor and nwa world heavyweight champion tyrus. before we get to new stories let's do this. >> a grade so that leftovers. >> greg: it's leftovers where he read the jokes we didn't use and it's my first time reading them so if they suck we tied joe to the bottom of an iranian helicopter. >> greg: what, 2 soon? you guys fans of iranian helicopters. yesterday record turnout for trump's a rally in the bronx residence in such a good move the only stripped half of donald's limo for parts. in a re

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set your dvr so you never ever miss an episode of hannity now let not your heart be troubled as greg gutfeld is standing by to put a smile on your face have a great weekend. >> ♪ ♪ >> greg: yeah,. >> greg: that feels so good. it's friday she know what that means let's welcome tonight's guests. he is engaged which means soon you will get a second ring, actor writer and comedian jamie lissow. so blond you can light her up in smoke, cohost of the bottom line , dagen mcdowell. chances are your uncle pete pays for pictures of her feet. new york times besseling offer an fox news contributor kat attempts. and he puts 3 buffets out of business. new york times best selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion, tyrus! before we get to some new stories let's do this. >> ♪ ♪ great leftovers. >> greg: leftovers where i read the jokes we didn't use this weekend that's my first time reading them so they set suck we will force a joe to have sex with an ostrich. as it protected sex with somehow be better. today is national endangered species day the day we celebrate this poor unfortunate creatures

>> greg: tonight on gutfeld jim breuer. kat timpf, tyrus. it's time for greg's barbecue news.is amazing spread is from morgan's brooklyn barbecue. morgan's brooklyn barbecue. if you are like a tourist, you should check it out on flat bush avenue. i get their stuff delivered to my house often. we got some pork ribs, we got some sweet and spicy wings. candy deed bacon. brisk. i love brisket, celebrated every day this year and tradition started by president johnson by hosting the first ever barbecue in presidential headquarters. >> jesse: texan. >> greg: i think i made all of that up. >> dana: i love it though. it can't be every day. >> greg: george washington went to a barbecue that lasted three days. >> dana: oh my gosh, is that when he did not chop down the cherry tree. >> greg: he did. >> dana: fake news. another texan, laura bush does something every year. summer best time to get lost in a book. this is a 2024 summer reading list for kids. we will put it up on the website go to bush center.org to check it out. madeleine bridge to terabithia. and guess how much i love you, am

in the meantime let not your heart be troubled, greg gutfeld standing by to put a smile on your face, have a great weekend. [♪♪] [♪♪] >> greg: yes! yes! yes! i know! i know! i know! i would do the same thing in your position. [ laughter ] >> greg: it's friday so you know what that means, that's welcome tonight's guests, superman calls him the man of steel, fox news contributor johnny joey jones. this kennedy has courage, insight and plus a worm did not eat her brain. kennedy! like freddy krueger, he owns a lot of razors and sleeps in a boiler room, comedian, founder of western razor company, david angelo. and she's frail, pale and can escape from any jail, new york times best-selling author and fox news contributor kat timpf. before we get to some news stories, let's do this. [♪♪] >> greg's leftovers. >> greg: it's leftovers where i read the jokes we did not use this weekend is always it's the first time i'm reading them so if they sok we will dress joe mackie as a dog and sent him to kristi noem. unless the weather is bad. sunday is mother's day and we actually got our hands on a few

right. [ ♪♪ ] >> hello everybody, here with harold ford junior, jesse watters, dana perino and greg gutfelde it's 5:00 in new york city and that this is 'the five' is it! [ ♪♪ ] >> judge jeanine: operation old man is a go, the white house is still cooking up new ways to hide of their -- or minimize president joe biden's advance 81-year-old age. but it appears to be backfiring as americans get another scaving assessment of his fitness for office? according to the latest survey, an overwhelming 81 percent say joe biden is too old for another term! we already know how his staff gives joe with a shorter staircase for him to board air force one, how they deploy an army of age to hide his shuffling and who can forget how the lace up with the president and anti- israel speakers as a way to prevent embarrassing falls. nineteen biden's admitting that they police how many words the man can say. >> of the campaign is looking to shorten it speeches, biden's doing election strategy, less is more, the president age has tight -- tight his pitch to voters who when we believe in quality over quantity, getti

greg: yeah, i met him a couple of times. he watches the shows. he did a segment on one of the first "gutfeld!" shows. ress. but i adored him growing up. >> with inflation it's a hundred million-dollar man. >> greg: with inflation that joke is worthless. >> greg: i feel bad now. the inflation joke. the even made that -- by the way, i knew the six million-dollar man so well that they made that joke on six million-dollar man when he thought the other bionic man played by monte markham and lee majors goes how much did it cost and he goes $7 million and they both look at each other and go "inflation." there you go. >> just cost me a trip to afghanistan. >> greg: terrible. up next,'s comedy may be dry but he leaves th let's get the rest of these plants in. organic soil from miracle-gro has grown me the best garden i have ever had. good soil, and you get good results. this soil will blow you away. it's the martha stewart of soil. do you have a life insurance policy you no longer need? now you can sell your policy - even a term policy - for an immediate cash payment. call coventry direct to learn more. we tho

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. >> steve: bill maher on with greg gutfeld and talked about how america divided down the middle and this observation we think you will agree with. >> let's not pretend disagreements are not profound. they are. there are 90 other things we could talk about which we wouldn't agree on. i wouldn't hate you. you can't hate everyone that supports donald trump, i am not blind to donald trump's faults, i get why people choose to vote for him. somebody who is conservative, what you liberals get, we don't like him, either, he is a bull wart against the nonsense on the left. >> lawrence: donald trump created a blind spot for many people in the pundit class, they see a bombastic person, they don't see who he is speaking for. you dismiss concerns by proxy of the american people by saying, you don't like donald trump, he was first on the border to talk about the issue. talking about the economy, also talking about peace through strength, what is happening in middle east and other wars, a lot of people saying he is using nuclear code, right now looks like we're in the brink of world war iii and we

. >> dana: fun to see you and greg gutfeld together at the water park. >> brian: together is the problemly weather continue to break hearts, live reports from the scene. bill melugin back at the border and from sitting in court to on set, jonathan turley will have analysis what will happen in the case. president biden wants you to pay for other folks student loans, how much for that scheme? can graceland survive without the presley name? bill is around him somewhere, i'll find him and see you at 9:00. hi guys! bill, you look great! now that i have inspire, i'm free from struggling with the mask and the hose. inspire? inspire is a sleep apnea treatment that works inside my body with a click of this button. where are you going? i'm going to get inspire. learn more and view important safety information at inspiresleep.com. i try to put my arm around any vet that i can. absolutely. at newday usa, that's what we're doing. we put our arm around the veterans. when i think of the veteran out there that needs to refi his home, he may want to purchase and we can help them and provide that financia

that so we have left tonight let not your heart be troubled greg gutfeld will put a smile on your facee a good night. >> ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> sean: i know. [ cheers and applause ] i know how you feel. happy tuesday. once again caught editing a transcript changing i was vp during the pandemic to i was vp during the recession the even cleaned up videos removing his mistakes. [ bleeps ] thank you. >> edgy michael cohen admitted he stole tens of thousands from trump's business they said he's like robin hood stealing from the rich to give to the hor patty murray introduced an auto safety testing bill with male and female crash dummies the difference is in the crashes the female is always driving can't argue a science. people say pence so resident dug up lots of cocaine during yardwork but he did get his yard care done and we'll when eighth that time on this day ehrhardt flew her final flight across the atlantic open i tell a joke but it wouldn't land. a budget chinese tech company is offering a 4-foot tall robot with a price of 16 grant half of what it costs to book a dana perino.

every day have her lunch with us we've got a big week coming up we will see you tomorrow but now greg gutfeld'st have a good night. [ ♪♪ ] [ ♪♪ ] [ cheering and applause ] >> sean: thank you for the well-deserved applause happy first day everybody joe biden had a press conference with the president of kenya he said it was a great meeting and great to catch up with obama. the most trusted news anchors and network was ranked and guess who is number 2 at fox? me. 51% said they trusted me a lot or as some the other 49% say i'd never trust a guy that handsome the hollywood reporter has me ranked number 2 at most trusted meaning they have never seen this show who new jokes about poop would land better than i iranian helicopter they ranked jesse watters tenth first time he's ever been a 10 oddly his hair piece scored lower. kilometre ranked eighth as most trusted nearly beating out in iranian helicopter also beat out steve doocy who ranked ninth doing wonders for the chemistry at fox and friends if i were kilometre i'd get a some of the onset for the next cooking segment. hulu launching a dating serie

possible in being with us never missed an episode of hannity and let not your heart the troubled greg gutfeld is standing by with a great show to put a smile on your face thank you for being with us have a good night. >> ♪ ♪ >> greg: yes sunday hello. happy wednesday everybody. let's get to the jokes. presidential candidate rfk claims aware mate part part of his brain a while back leading to memory problem's. when reached for comment he was just trying to level the playing field something biden will never have to worry about a brain. according to stormy daniels she spanked trump with a forbes magazine at a hotel rendezvous steve forbes claims that counts is him having sects. forbes denied it saying it's a rumor but we are getting it straight from the horses mouth in a related story trump has been holding up shoe for good luck from stormy. due to a rise in youth crime that makers of the swiss army knife have a version without a blade a swiss army knife with vote on knife so now we are transitioning knives. what is it without a knife you are left with tweezers and nail file a toothpick when the

greg. i don't make gutfeld money.i did not take econ 101 in college, one of my biggest regrets, but i made up for it by reading "the wall street journal" and i have a financial advisor -- i mean, i am no harold ford jr. or anything, but i think i have a basic grasp of this. a little econ explainer. if joe schmo makes, i don't know, 10% more one year, that's great, way to go, joe schmo. but if rent, insurance, gas gasoline, mortgage payments, groceries, are all up 30% to 50%, then joe schmo is getting hammered. and he can maybe not survive that. stephanie ruhle can survive that. so why doesn't stephanie just feel his pain? i thought democrats were compassionate. and here's why. they can't acknowledge that their policies because the pain. >> greg: exactly. to be when they can't acknowledge the trillions in spending from opening the which increases consumption and drives down wages, the wind energy, skyrocketed inflation. they are in denial and telling everybody else you are in denial. it is a projection. >> greg: it is.

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. ♪ ♪ >> greg: hi, i am greg gutfeld along with judge during bureau, and she just got a reverse mortgageher barbie dream house. dana perino. this is "the five." waiting for donald trump to speak as his lawyer's battles to get that case dismissed. after that year he got sent home for the day in this hush money trial. it comes as they finally found a crime the whole thing. it's not the orange guy, it is the prosecution resting its case after their star witness imploded. michael cohen admitted he stole tens of thousands of dollars from trump. cricket cohen said he only did it as a form of self-help he got screwed over on a bonus. after letting stormie get away with tawdry testimony about a magazine, the judge reprimanded trump's first witness, robert costello for rolling his eyes grew dramatically carrying out the courtroom to lecture him about the koran. costello repeatedly said that cohen told him he had nothing and didn't know about the hush money payments. popping up earlier. >> i am here instead of campaigning. i was supposed to be making a speech for political purposes. i am not allow

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." ♪ ♪ >> greg: high i'm greg gutfeld with judge jeanine curiel, ricrichard fowler. dana perino.e five." >> make no mistake about it, i am here because of quickly joe biden, the worst president in the history of our country. he is destroying our country, this country is being destroyed rapidly, not slowly, rapidly. on the borders, energy, inflation, everything. afghanistan. everything about what he's done. he's destroying our country and he's destroying it with weaponization. this is purely his weaponization. >> greg: that was trump earlier today. the court is taking a 20 minute break and we'll see if he steps up to the mic again. prosecution still making closing arguments as the hush money trail gets ready for its climax. despite six weeks, 22 witnesses and tawdry testimony, america still no closer to knowing what donald trump did wrong. that trigger except pay a scummy lawyer. the ex-president's lawyer todd blanche arguing there was no intent to defraud a no conspiracy to influence a 2020 election as for the star witness, saying "michael cohen is the clout. he's the greatest li

in the meantime, let not your heart be troubled, greg gutfeld standing by to put a smile in your faceve a great night. [cheering and applause] >> ♪ ♪ >> greg: yes! yes! of course! of course, you're happy! you should be happy! happy monday everyone let's get started okay? social media users speculating that a video of president biden shows him pooping himself. well at least he stands for something. [laughter] the biden campaign has announced plans to shorten the presidents speeches. is part of a bigger plan to make the most of what little time joe has left. [laughter] the judge overseeing donald trump's trail has once again cited him for current temps for making a gag order and threaten him with jail time. i would like to see that karabela from india jail. in a week he'll be selling drunk -- trump branded shavs. [laughter] and al bye at least five or mack this weekend trump appeared on stage alongside lightly -- likely be be contenders at mar-a-lago. kristy nguyen would have been there on time but she said her dog ate her plane ticket. [crowd groans] the publisher of her upcoming book

along with harold ford jr., jesse watters, dana perino, and greg gutfeld.s 5:00 in new york city, and this is "the five." operation old man is a go to the white house is still cooking up new ways to hide or minimize president joe biden's advance 81-year-old age. but it appears to be backfiring as americans give another scathing assessment of his fitness for office. according to the latest survey, an overwhelming 81% say joe biden is too old for another term. we already know how his staff gives joe the shorter staircase for him to board air force one. how they deploy an army of aides to hide his shoveling. who can forget how they lace up the president and antislip sneakers as a way to prevent embarrassing falls. now, and team biden is admitting that the police how many words the man can say. >> the campaign is looking to shorten its speeches. biden selection strategy is less is more. tighten his pitch to voters with shorter, crispers speeches. >> quality over quantity. we believe that these touches, the smaller things that are guarding directly to the point

, and i'm judge jeanine pirro, along with kevin walling, johnny joey jones, shannon bream, and greg gutfeld's 5:00 in new york city, andd this is "the five." ♪ ♪ it's the democrats worst nightmare. donald trump rocking the deep blue bronx with a raucous rally. the lines were spanning blocks to get in. the former president firing up over 10,000 supporters who chanted "four more years." trump on message, laser focused on the joe biden disaster, demolishing sleepy failures piece by piece, and his pitch to minority voters. >> what a crowd. this is something. [chanting "we love trump"] who said we are not going to win new york? we are going to win new york. on day one we are going to throw out bidenomics and going to replace it with maga nomics. low interest rates, rising wages, low incomes, fair trade for the american worker, and we will make energy affordable again. by saying drill, baby, drill. drill, baby, drill. i have come tonight to talk about solving problems. the simple fact is joe biden is not getting the job done for the bronx. he's not getting the job done for new york. and he's not

. >> we all go to bed with greg gutfeld and tom shillue. >> that's right. see you. >> thank you. it's no wonder the economy is struggling, biden white house economic advisor going y viral after stumbling over the administration's handling of inflation. it's fascinating what he said. sunday morning anchor host maria bartiromo joins us next. ♪ go on take the money and run. ♪ go on take the money and run. ♪burn get all-day and all-night heartburn acid prevention with just one pill a day. choose acid prevention. choose nexium. every day, more dog people, and more vets are deciding it's time for a fresh approach to pet food. they're quitting the kibble. and kicking the cans. and feeding their dogs dog food that's actually well, food. developed with vets. made from real meat and veggies. portioned for your dog. and delivered right to your door. it's smarter, healthier pet food. get 50% off your first box at thefarmersdog.com/realfood rachel: we're back with some headlines starting with a fox news y you alert. trash and torn down tents are all that remain from the