tonight -- edward norton, chris distefano, and music from m.j. lenderman. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome. i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on a rainy day here if l.a. i'm glad you're here. i'm glad -- [ cheers and applause ] i've got to say, i am -- [ cheers and applause ] please sit down. i'm going to be honest, it's too much, it's too much. [ laughter ] you know, in the future, we -- i have to say, we need to enjoy our time while we're here. because the end might not be so far away. nasa is warning that the chances of an asteroid striking our planet this planet we live on, at some point over the next decade has doubled over the past three weeks. how long ago was the inauguration? [ laughter ] >> guillermo: oh, like five weeks, i think. >> jimmy: no, no, it was three. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: oh. >> jimmy: you know things are tough when you read that an asteroid might be headed at us and my first thing is, "oh, finally, some good news." [ laughter ]