jetblue announced they're offering a new incentive to help travelers safeguard their vacations if they encounter heavy rain. yeah, it's called an umbrella. tulsi gabbard announced 100 employees who used obscene sex chat rooms at work will be fired. and in a related story, guess who just cleared his browser history? all right, to the monologue. so, washington post owner jeff bezos has declared a new direction for the newspaper's opinion pages. in a memo, he writes, we are going to be writing every day in support of and defense of two pillars personal liberties and free markets. personal liberties and free markets. what is he, some kind of nazi? bates who added freedom is ethical. it minimizes coercion. it drives creativity. invention and prosperity are. it sounds pretty good, though. i'm starting to rethink my negative views on steroid use. now, as you can imagine, the legacy media is all aflutter because apparently if you're for freedom, you must also be for trump. check out these bozos. >> the question is, is. >> he taking. >> the. free out of the free press? >> clearly, he's. signali