yehya, come on out. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, yehya. why are you in such a rush? what's going on? >> they tell me run. >> jimmy: who told you to run? >> jimmy: somebody outside told you to run? >> tell me to run. i tell them, i'm fat, how am i run? job. >> god bless you. >> jimmy: god bless you also. >> god bless you forever. >> jimmy: god bless you. >> god bless you forever. >> jimmy: god bless you forever. >> i love you from my heart. >> jimmy: i really want god to bless you, god bless you, your kids and your family. children and your grandchildren as well. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how many photographs do you have with famous people? >> almost -- too many. almost like 10,000 something. >> jimmy: 10,000 something. you don't sell these photos, you take them for personal use? >> no, no. i saw the guy, famous, six million dollar man, do you remember? do do do do do do do! >> jimmy: of course. do you know what that man's name is? >> his wife i know. died? she did die, farrah fawcett. >> michael jackson. >> jimmy: that's right. yeah. it was lee majors is the

here is yehya talking about the movie "mad max: fury road." >> action! hi, it's me, yehya. i'm talk about the movie "max mad ferry rudy." tom harry hadride. charles heron. young girl from the bad guy, the white guy, the mask in his fist. people saw knife, gun, bump, everything, like crazy. >> what a day what a lovely day! >> this lady cut his hair. she have like hand, silver hand, you know, like robert cop. you do that movie, long time, like 20 year, maybe more, that movie, the same one, mel gibson, i got a picture with him. he make a lot of movie like action movie. he's like crazy guy. and he do the movie "little warpon" with the black guy, african guy, chevy glover. he do movie with arnold also, sylvester, all together with me. harrison ford and english guy and the black guy, the big guy, dolphin something from the movie "expandos." a lot a lot of movie. he make one movie also. the one "jesus ii." good luck mel, good luck for everyone oscar. action! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, yehya. we have a break, when we come back and we always do, "this

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yehya's actually my uncle. >> jimmy: uncle yehya. >> favorite uncle, yeah. >> jimmy: i'm excited for the new season. it's been awhile. season three of "ramy" premieres friday on hulu. ramy youssef, everybody. thank you, ramy. we'll be right back with future. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is one of the biggest rap artists in the world. his album debuted at number one. it's called "i never liked you." please welcome future! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: so how is the future, relatively speaking? >> i be drifting off. ♪ >> future! future! ♪ ♪ you're telling me you falling out of love with me ♪ ♪ hope you can find someone to love you better than i did taking our memories ♪ ♪ on love and treating it like nothing taking our memories on love and treating ♪ ♪ it like gossip it's my love for my grandmother make me gentle when ♪ ♪ i care for you tell me you falling out of love it's breaking ♪ ♪ my heart in two i just don't want it to end bad ay yea yea ♪ ♪ almost like it didn't happen to make you happy you telling me you ♪ ♪ falling out of l

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please say hello to yehya. yeah yeah! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: all right, yehya.ike to say, god bless you. >> no, god bless you, jimmy. >> jimmy: no, god bless you. >> no, you make me famous everywhere -- >> jimmy: god bless you, yehya. >> all over the world. >> jimmy: yes, thank you. here's how the game works. i will show yehya a photo of a famous person. i believe we have an example. [ cheers and applause ] remember this one? >> yeah. >> jimmy: your job will be to try to name the celebrity yehya describes, without seeing that celebrity. okay? i'd like to ask you to put on your blindfolds now. yes, go right ahead. >> so nice, you know? >> jimmy: they are in marvel's "eternals" together. fanchts leets navi >> feliz navidad. >> feliz navidad. >> jimmy: when you get that on, listen to yehya's clues, if you think you know, buzz. if you're wrong, your opponent gets to steal. are you ready? let's begin. yehya, who is this famous celebrity? >> the guy who do the movie with sylvester stallone long time, they need lock the money, go to the bank. he got the shoot, and the

where were you there, yehya? >> that one i'm in the fighting place, you see i got tickets for $8,000, somebody want to buy $2,000, i said no, i want to all right. >> matthew says something -- >> may i buzz in for an announcement? >> buzz in. >> i always wear these while having sex. did you know that? >> no, i don't know. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yehya. who is our next celebrity? >> oh, the guy on donald trump. >> jimmy: what? >> the guy with donald trump. he's in the show "extra." >> jimmy: almost. >> he's l celebrity, talk with celebrity. he's friend to joshua bolsh. >> jimmy: you're not supposed to -- >> bolsh -- >> jimmy: you said his name. >> mario lopez? >> no, i said the show. like the celebrity. you talk about celebrity. >> jimmy: so does mario lopez, yeah, yeah. >> no mario lopez -- >> jimmy: go back to the original clue. >> jimmy: donald trump. >> he with donald trump. and had big hug like two day ago, tv, the news. >> jimmy: yes. >> give him hug, and trump go you know this guy, you should give

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[ applause ] where's yehya? hello yehya. yehya is here.n his spare time, his hobby is, he waits outside restaurants and clubs for celebrities and he takes pictures of himself. how many pictures do you have? >> 2,800 now. >> jimmy: i met yehya outside a movie theater and we took a picture together and i instantly fell in love. so, rather than have you standing outside with a bunch of valet parking guys -- >> yeah. with paparazzi, too. >> jimmy: right. that's not what i'm talking about. good looking sweater, by the way. >> thank you. i buy it from somewhere. >> jimmy: that's where i get my stuff. [ laughter ] you bought it from somewhere, right? >> i don't want to say the name of the store because -- >> jimmy: they'll sue you for wearing that, right? anyway, we sent yehya to the red carpet at the american music awards to take all the pictures with celebrities he likes. here's yehya last night at the amas. >> hey, it's me yehya. i'm here at american music award and i cooking turkey for celebrity, and happy thanksgiving to everyone and happy h

it's me, yehya. open up. >> hi, yehya.or the star. >> wow, nice to meet you. >> glad to meet you. yeah, flower for happy -- >> baby. >> happy kids holiday. >> hi, how are you? don't scared. i'm sorry. the flower for you. flower. >> oh, thank you, thank you, thank you. >> can i take picture with you? >> sure. god bless you. you're the best. look with me with the kid. one, two -- >> i have a lot of problems in the house. my pipes are so rusty and they won't stop leaking. someone did come out and fix it and they left the hole. >> what your name? >> my name? nadya. >> i fix that for you. >> okay, oh -- >> how are you? >> give you -- wash your hands? >> okay, i turn. >> go wash your hands. >> okay. can i take picture of your kids? >> oh, okay. >> look here, smile. i got half. i get over half. one, two -- what the kids name because i'm bad with the name. >> noah. noriah. josiah. jonah. malia. isaiah. jeremiah. and that's makai. >> it's easy for me, i make nickname. number one. number two. number three. number three -- >> there's

yehya's guests, the black eyed peas. now, here's yehya. >> i want to say something. >> stop?, he like make lots of sex. okay. okay? while you're here, tell me, what you do today for 3d. ♪ 3d we rocking -- what? >> don't touch. not me. no -- >> you're faster. >> so, no, we launched a new 3d l.e.d. tv live in new york times square. >> watch this 3d. >> watch what? >> the 3d glasses. >> dicky: now, a word from yehya's sponsors. >> i wash my teeth every day with the pyraminlt. >> dicky: pyramint, watch your teeth, just like yehya. >> like me! >> okay, can i take picture of you guys? god bless you. matt damon, we're run of the time. [ applause ] >> jimmy: nice. all right. well -- it's thursday night, thank you, yehya. thursday night is our new night nor our weekly tribute to the fcc where we bleep things and blur things whether they need it or not. it's "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> one of the most face nating things about gerard was the fact this guy that's done the movies, he's a tulle guy, he works out, has a small [ bleep ]. i feel like you should be a big [ bleep

yehya is a craftsman in every way. >> knock, knock. >> who's there? >> duane. >> who's duane. >> duane the bath tub. i'm drowning. >> duane the bath tub. okay. he took complete control and fixed everything. even things i didn't want fixed. >> i think you kind of get the idea of those knock, knock jokes. >> knock, knock, knock jokes. >> knock, knock. >> who's there? >> orange. >> orange, okay. >> knock, knock. >> who's there? >> frank sinat ra. >> i saw frank sinatra. >> knock, knock. who's there? >> brad pitt. he's a nice guy. >> i like your version better. it takes less thought. >> knock, knock. >> who's there? >> what's his name? >> nicolas cage? >> nicolas cage. >> you know him? >> i think it's ben stiller. >> who's there? >> there is really turned on me in a horrible way. >> at one point, it became all too clear that i made a mistake starting with the knock, knock jokes. >> knock, knock. >> who's there? >> anyone you want. >> tim. >> tim to go. it's time to go. this is more than i expected. i'll walk you out. the door is jammed. >> very funny, man

it's yehya. that's yehya. [ applause ] >> jimmy: yehya, what happened? what was going on?ck azz. he come out and paparazzi stop for me. he push me like that. after i walk he punch me in my back. >> your bag? >> yeah, i'm strong. he not help me. he cover scared. >> jimmy: are we going to run subtitles to that? >> jimmy: yehya, don't you think it's a little weird you would come out here and kiss him on the mouth? >> i don't kiss him. i kiss him from here. >> jimmy: you did kiss him on the mouth. can we play that back? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: john stamos! "grandfathered" airs tuesdays at 8:30pm on fox. we'll be right back with mercedes mason. ♪ ♪ only those who dare drive the world forward. introducing the first-ever cadillac ct6. help you experience this world? i'm glad you finally made it, dad. you have to experience this city. that's what you always say. you were right about the food. hi john. hey kevin. spent the day with an astronaut, huh. one more. one more. it's beautiful, isn't it? how about a baseball game next time? done!

>> jimmy: let's put yehya on the phone here. so did yehya make the cut of your show?n't know if he's aware. >> jimmy: i'll let him know, i'll break it to him. [ laughter ] hi, yehya. [ cheers and applause ] >> hi, jimmy, how are you? ramy! i record him, he come to me from his show. >> jimmy: you do know, you got cut out of the show. do you know his name? >> ramy youssef. >> jimmy: he knows your name, that's great. >> now i do the show with him, october, okay. you remember? >> yeah. >> jimmy: he remembers october, yeah. >> you cry, you smile, you cry. i said, what going on? you said, your english make me smile. i'm sorry, jimmy. know my friend. i love you, jimmy. >> jimmy: i love you too, god bless you. >> god bless you, jimmy kimmel from egypt. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, he's in egypt? he's always representing. >> yeah, that was what happened. i think that's the line he said on the show. he said that. he started talking about jimmy kimmel. we were like, "this is a different show." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. yehya, you're supposed to rea

one, two, three. >> you sing it. ♪ yehya, yehya, yehya ♪ yehya, yehya, yehya ♪ yehya, yehya, yehya heytake picture of you. >> hey! >> that's my name. it's okay. you no problem. very close, please. all of you. one, two. for me today, i'm done. i hope everybody win. and good luck for everyone. bye. thank you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: on the show tonight, from "castle," stana katic. we have music from train and we'll be right back with billy bob thornton. first is the first 4g phone. first is live video chat on the go. so you can be face-to-face even when you can't be. whether you're on 4g, 3g... and of course wi-fi. first lets you stream live video to the web. in 3...2... 1. what will you do first with evo, the first 4g phone? only from sprint. the now network. deaf, hard-of-hearing and people with speech disabilities access www.sprintrelay.com. what percent of women want to cure their yeast infection? 100%. how many can cure it with vagisil? zero. monistat both relieves your symptoms and cures the infection. get the cure. get monistat. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ male announcer ] every day thousands of peopl

yehya told us he was moving back to egypt in april, now he's back. what happened, yehya?> because i miss you, jimmy. >> jimmy: we had a big farewell for you, then you just came right back. >> it's okay, you know, i had to -- some time there, three months there, four months here. >> jimmy: seemed like you told us you were moving. >> no. 007 moving. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i know you saw the movie, we'll get to that in a second. we came across a clip of yehya in a show -- you didn't tell us about this. >> oh, yeah. actually, you make me very famous. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the show is called "newton's cradle"? >> i'm very famous, the director, he like me, he with me here, american egyptian show, 29, 30 episodes -- >> jimmy: you're in that many episodes? >> yeah, i swear. >> jimmy: let's take a look at yehya's work on "newton's cradle." >> thank you so much. [ speaking foreign language ] [ speaking foreign language ] ♪ >> [ bleep ]! [ applause ] >> jimmy: that must have been a glitch. wow. who knew you could act, yehya? >> she's big star in egypt, very big star, like angelina.

now let's meet the star of "name that nominee" it's yehya! come on out yehya. yehya outside of a movie theater a year ago. his hope is getting his picture taken with celebrities. how many stars have you taken a picture with, yehya? >> everybody in italy, france, american, all over the world. >> jimmy: you should be very good at this then. contestants there is a reason you are blindfolded. and that is this. we're going to show yehya a photograph of an emmy nominated actor or actress, he will describe that person the best he can without saying their name. and your job is to guess the emmy nominee. are you ready for this? >> ready. >> yehya, are you ready for this? >> i'm ready, yes. >> jimmy: for each correct answer, you'll win $100. are you ready players? are you ready yehya? let's begin. who is our first emmy nominee? >> jimmy: and not only do you >> jimmy: what is the even? alec baldwin. our next nominee is -- >> the one next to him -- >> jimmy: no, no, no, you don't need to describe yourself. >> what happened? >> jimmy: we're just showing him. all right. all

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, god bless you, yehya. yehya, everybody.ve a great show tonight. eric wareheim is here. we've got music from x ambassadors. and we'll be back with daniel craig, so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ why go back to reality. when you could go back to the pool? the last day of vacation is still vacation with guaranteed 4pm checkout at over 1,200 fine hotels & resorts properties. one of the many reasons you're with amex platinum. we're completely out of flour. i'm trying to order more, but this site's so bad. i usually just type in flour 100 times until it works. what a great idea! this is great. honey, geo's pizza palace just launched cha cha cheesy bread. i'll go wake up the kids. ♪ ♪ you don't have to go far to experience the joy of getting out more. save on the gear that keeps you going. kohl's. the classic hollywood story. we meet the hero, the all-new nissan frontier. hero faces seemingly impossible challenge. ♪ tension builds... ♪ the plot twist. ♪ the hero prevails. in hollywood, this would be the end. but our

it's yehya. that's yehya. [ applause ] >> jimmy: yehya, what happened? what was going on? know, he's very nice. that guy, jack azz. he come out and pop raaparazzi for me. after i stop, he punch me in my back. he not help me. he cover scared. >> jimmy: are we going to run subtitles to that? >> jimmy: yehya, don't you think it's a little weird you would come out here and kiss him on the mouth? >> i don't kiss him. i kiss him from here. >> jimmy: you did kiss him on the mouth. can we play that back? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: john stamos! "grandfathered" airs tuesdays at 8:30pm on fox. we'll be right back with mercedes mason. this is a fingerprint. and with touch id it does way more than unlock your phone. it logs you into things, like your bank account. see what i mean? it checks you into your flight. ooop, your phone! it pays for stuff like... (mouth full) doughnuts. how about chew then talk. it unlocks things for you. it signs documents for you. hey, you bought a boat! i bought a boat! i just said that. and it does this. yeah, it starts your car. so now we're just s

tonight, yehya gives us his take on "kong: skull island." >> hi, it's me, yehya, talking about the movieovie behind me is called -- king -- skill -- sland. the movie -- this time king kong is in the -- like a dream, a lot of crazy, and the people are going dead. and you like the king kong take his monkey. no, you have monkey, you have cheat tax you have gorilla. king kong, big. the guy in the movie, the main guy, english guy, tom highling-bill. long time teller switt. he's in the movie "avengers." the fat guy, the big guy, his name jane coleman. he's in a movie with a lot of actor, he like like kids' movies, stone something, cartoon movie, right? >> magnificent. >> the other guy, john c. crilly, best of friend with colin farrell. he's in bunch of movie. "the worry bruzzer." the american-african guy in that movie, sammy l. jackson. he's in the movie "snake in the air." he and john travolta, both of them hold the gun. he get the girl, barissa carson. i don't know how he get sex with the girl. his eyes big, his hand big, his everything big, you know. he can kill her. raaahhh! go watch the m

try one more, yehya. see if you can strike him out. and -- the pitch -- guillermo -- and you are out, guillermo! congratulations, yehya. >> thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: that's what i call a perfect game. >> dicky: want the game? in april, get kinect sports season two, rated e for everyone at game stop and get the new bonus add-on basketball challenge pack, while supplies last. "jimmy kimmel live," back in two minutes with ashton kutcher and justin bieber. from "dancing with the stars," martina navratilova. and music from the all-american rejects. if you've ever had the nagging suspicion that your smartphone was actually a borderline defective, glorified prototype in some kind of secret product test, you may have been on to something. ♪ so they realize how much they move. that's why we created degree with motionsense technology. the more you move, the more it works. degree. it won't let you down. what? that lovely girl, caught your eye? 20 piece mcnuggets are only $4.99. you offer to share them. that's pretty smart. [ male announcer ] 20

here to share some of his star studded snapshots, here is yehya. yehya what are you doing, yehya? did they tell you -- >> how are you? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: did they tell you where to stand? >> yeah. they tell me. >> jimmy: did they tell you to have their fly open for this or was that your own decision? >> i do it by myself. >> jimmy: your fly is open. open? >> jimmy: there you go. okay, good. maybe just button the -- all right. well, very good. that's all right. well, first of all, and most importantly, may i say good bless you. >> thank you, jimmy. jimmy is the best guy. i love him. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's like we're playing tennis or something. we should have gloves. we can have a catch nxext times. how many photos have you taken over the years? like, allen, allen general. >> jimmy: yes, ellen degeneres. >> i say can i take picture. she say i watch you. >> jimmy: in a way, you have become a celebrity yourself. >> you make me famous, jimmy. thank you so much. god bless you. >> jimmy: let's look at some of the photos and take us through where you met th

and tonight we asked our friend yehya to review it. yehya does all the big movies.was no exception. here is yehya talking about the movie, the first look at "rogue one: a star wars story." >> ready? action! my name is yehya, today i'm talking -- i don't forget like this. action! my name is yehya, i forget talk about the movie. oh, i forget, no. sorry, one more time. action! hi, my name is yehya, i talk about the movie behind me. "star war." you know it took a long time, it's a director, the first "star war," george lootus. the movie, talk about the people fighting, the bad people and the good people. >> the time to fight is now! >> and the girl, she's the man in the movie. the man felicity zhones. she make his hair like headphone, carrie washington. and the bad guy, he have black mask, his name dark man. he look like black. he tres like scuba diver. he take the breathe from inside. whoooooch! i got the picture with the bad guy, mads nicholson, close to george nicholasson. and the american-afternoon guy, his fame forrest wilker, he won the oscar for "the last king of

hi, it's me, yehya, to talk about the movie. it's called not "rocky." it's called "crate." this movie, sylvester try and find that young boy. give him training. after the end, he try to fight with the wall. and long time i got sylvester in "rocky 1." i jump up to him, he push my hand, don't touch me. after that he know me now, very nice with me. and also the black guy with the i think first or second one, carlo walsh, carlo something. and the second guy, dolphin. the movie also with van claude van damme. i got picture of him too. the guy very good. like boxers, real boxers, i love him, got picture of him. mu had mad ali. for me, it's my favorite because i want boxer before i broke my nose. and also he come like the guy leonard. and the movie good. i like it from sly and you see the first movie, hello, adrian, adrian, where you going! i like you. good guy. i love you, life you! forever! go see the movie. it's called "greg." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you, yehya. we're going to take a break. when we come back from our