so please welcome legendary actor andy garcia. [ cheers and applause ] hello, andy! >> hello, mr. matt damon. [ laughter ] >> are you prepared to be my faithful side kick? >> si. i got my taser. >> he's got a taser and he's in character. excellent, mi amigo. what else can we change around here. the band leader. what's your name? >> i'm cleto. >> i'm sorry. i've never heard of you. why don't you say hello to the new band leader. this is sheryl crow. [ cheers and applause ] >> we'll miss you a lot. >> thank you so much for being here, sheryl. do you think you can handle this? >> i got this. i'm sheryl crow. [ cheers and applause ] >> this is unbelievable. it took jimmy ten years to accomplish what i just accomplished in 90 seconds. [ laughter ] look, jimmy is not all that bad. he's actually got some really good qualities. he's funny, he's smart, he's good to his family, he's an excellent lover -- wait a minute, what is going on here? i didn't write any of this. oh, come on, man. >> i'm sorry. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, come on. >> forget it, matt, i couldn't do it to jimmy! >> o

andy garcia is my guillermo!prise for jimmy, a special guest who has not been here since -- i think since she and jimmy broke up. ♪ i'm [bleep] matt damon she's [bleep] matt damon. ♪ i'm sorry, but it's true ♪ ♪ i'm [bleep] matt damon she's [bleep] matt damon. ♪ i'm not imagining it's you ♪ yeah! his ex-girlfriend sarah silverman will be here. [ laughing ] good times, right? how you doing over there, jimmy? i'm just kidding. i don't give a [bleep] hey, uh, jimmy, wait. let me ask you something. have you ever had nicole kidman on your show? kimmel: no. wow. that's -- that's too bad. ladies and gentlemen, her new movie, "stoker," comes out march 1st. please welcome academy award winner nicole kidman. [ cheers and applause ] well, welcome. welcome, welcome. this is -- you are really classing up the place here. now, you have -- no, no. do you have your taser? hold on. we got to -- [ taser crackles ] but you've never done this show. no. why not? well, he's bound and gagged, thank god. he's just -- he's not classy. yea

>>la acción y el drama sociopolítico, andy garcía y eva hacen parte de nuestro primer estreno, jack un harán tomar conciencia de la falta de humanidad el hombre. >>la familia soger se supone muerte décadas más tarde seger se entera que es adoptada cuando recibe una herencia de una abuela que nunca conoció va a texas con sus amigos y es heredera de una casa que guarda secretros que acabará con cada uno de ellos sin piedad. >>está listo guillermo quiroz con el pronóstico del tiempo. >>llega el primer find de semana del 2013, una noche nublada, despejada el día domingo se presentará lluvia y nieve especialmente en la autopista. >>santa rosa los 58°, san josé en los 60° nublados parciales desde el pacífico que traerá lluvias para nosotros 60 y 70% lunes, martes y miércoles nublados parciales, domingo de reyes hasta los 52°, la lluvia se quedará con nosotros en un 60%. >>llegó el momento de los deportes. >>han pasado 34 días desde que tijuana dio la vuelta al mundo venciendo a los diablos rojos. >>los monarcas estarán enfrentando la cruz azul, no jugarán los nuevos refuerzos. >>san luis con

i wanna thank sheryl crow, andy garcia, ben affleck, robin williams, nicole kidman, gary oldman, amydams, reese witherspoon, demi moore, sarah silverman, emily blunt, greg kinnear, oprah winfrey, robert de niro, sally fields, john krasinski, jimmy's parents. "nightline" is next. is there anything you want to say before we wrap things up? i'm sorry, we're out of time. good night, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] >>> tonight on "nightline," to catch a cheater. they the cheat, but they cannot hide. from facebook to twitter to text. why hidden digital footprints may mean the end of infidelity as we know it. >>> diving for gold. an underwater treasure hunt with the fortune seekers braving alaska's icy waters, trying to strike it rich in a new american gold rush. >>> hot pants? we try out the latest celebrity fitness craze. we try out the high octane workout gear designed to help you get more bang for your burn. >> keep it right h >>> from new york city, this is "nightline" with cynthia mcfadden. >> good evening. thanks for joining us. tonight, cheaters beware. the trail of clues that yo

andy garcia was outside. so it was a lot of fun last night.ns. robin roberts returned to the "good morning america" set. now, she was just sort of doing this dry run. there she is on the set. she hopes to be back on air in february. but she's sort of there just to help her get back into the swing of things. so we hope to see robin return to the set with the cameras rolling hopefully in february. >> just to get her body clock used to it, make sure she's up to it. so good dry run. so looking good and the spiritual high. so good to see that. so stay tuned for "gma" the next few weeks. >>> you're a big fan of "50 shades of grey." >> love all the books. i read all of them. >> which says so much. they are stern turning this thing into a movie. guess which hollywood starlet says i want to play the main character? mila kunis wants the role. >> i could see that. >> she says she wants the role. also possibly emma watson is in the running. amanda seyfried, i may be saying that wrong. and the person who is writing the screenplay says it will be raunchy. w

he replaced his sidekick with andy garcia.in his revenge. >> jimmy has bumped me from his show 1205 times. for ten years, every night i wait in that green room and every 9/11 kimmel says apologies to matt damon, we ran out on of time. if you bump a man long enough, a night will come when he bumps you back. and tonight is that night, my friends. i am in command of this ship. tonight, tonight good triumphs over evil. i am luke sky walker. and kimmel is the death star. big and round and easily destroyed through his garbage hole. look at him over there. look at jimmy over will with the gag in his mouth. you've never been funnier, my friend. >> oh, boy. >> what is kimmel thinking? you can't mess with jason bourne. >> now if damon could only have gagged your subway segment. well done, lewis. still ahead, why are you awake? your tweets and texts and e-mails are next. morning joe oig moments away. try running four.ning a restaurant is hard, fortunately we've got ink. it gives us 5x the rewards on our internet, phone charges and cable,

welcome legendary actor, andy garcia. why don't you say hello to the new band leader.he's actually got some good qualities. he's funny. he's smart. he's good to his family. he's an excellent lover. what is going on here? i didn't write any of this. come on, man. >> i'm sorry. >> ben? ben, wait, ben. i never wanted us to end up this way. >> matt, you're the son we always wanted. >> welcome to the family, matty. >> and when we come back, a gaggle of huge stars jimmy kimmel could never dream of. ♪ >> do you want to be on "jimmy kimmel live"? >> is jimmy in there? >> jimmy's not hosting. i am. >> well, yeah. of course. >> jimmy's not in there, is he? >> well, technically, yes. i tied him to a chair and stuffed a gag in his mouth. do you know why people think jimmy's so funny? >> no, why. >> no. i was asking you. i was hoping you could tell me. is there anything you want to say before we wrap things up? oh, i'm sorry. we're out of

tavis: andy garcia, another fine actor, was just on this program i think a week or so ago, in this very chair, and he has a new movie out about this issue, about a particular place in south america, as i recall, where water has become the issue over which a fight is breaking out. i raise that only because i'm curious as to your take into the future, how serious the fight over water will be. we think of -- there are too many wars, of course, in the world as we speak, but my read on this suggests to me that water is going to be the resource into the future that we're really -- that countries, nations, are going to be fighting for control over. >> yeah, there's a lot of speculation that that's where it's going, yeah. tavis: yeah. >> again, water.org, our main concern is just right now getting clean water to people in the developing world, but no, there are a lot of people, and i've read some things about that, and it does seem to make a lot of sense, that that might be where we're headed. tavis: i've asked this question of others and i'm particularly curious about your process in this rega

please welcome legendary actor andy garcia. are you prepared to be my faithful side kick? >> see, i brought my taser. >> oh, come on, man. >> i'm sorry. >> come on. >> forget it, matt, i couldn't do it to jimmy. >> you've never done this show? why not? >> he's just -- he's not classy. >> that is definitely the best takeover ever. and some of the best laughs. i love ben affleck turning up with the cue cards. he's said this for years. >> he deserves this. matt damon has taken a lot from jimmy kimmel. it was a funny show. >> it was. >> good to see him get good revenge there. >>> thanks so much for starting your morning with us. much more ahead on "cnn's saturday morning" which starts right now. >>> good morning, everyone. i'm randi kaye. >> i'm victor blackwell, thanks for starting your morning with us. >>> we start with lance armstrong this morning, and his response to a warning from the u.s. anti-doping agency. it is a big fat know. >> usada's chief says armstrong has until february 6th to testify about his drug use. then and only then will they even consider changing his l

please welcome legendary actor andy garcia. are you prepared to be my faithful side kick?ry. >> come on. >> forget it, matt, i couldn't do it to jimmy. >> you've never done this show? why not? >> he's just -- he's not classy. >> that is definitely the best takeover ever. and some of the best laughs. i love ben affleck turning up with the cue cards. he's said this for years. >> he deserves this. matt damon has taken a lot from jimmy kimmel. it was a funny show. >> it was. >> good to see him get good revenge there. >>> thanks so much for starting your morning with us. much more ahead on

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damon used his star power to bring along friends and co-stars like ben affleck and andy garcia and nicoleelcome back to "cbs this morning." gayle? >> jimmy kimmel and mat damon, hilarious. >>> look at her. i sought down for lunch with j.lo at new york's mark restaurant her choice. we talked food, younger men, and spanx. ♪ >> what's your favorite pigout? >> pigout? i probably like to eat puerto rican food. >> mine's always cheeseburger. spanx or thong ch? do you even wear spanx? >> i do. i like a smooth look. it's good to have that lining. >> best sex, 20s, 30s, 40s? >> that's getting a little too personal. >> no, it's not. >> yes, it is. did you notice the 12 cameras? >> i would answer if you would answer. >> do you see? do you see? it's a jungle out here. >> i would answer if you would answer. i think it depends on the partner. hi. jennifer what are you going to have? >> i'm having the butternut squash. >> if you're having the butternut squash i should have -- >> you should get a cheeseburger. >> black truffle pizza. >> and then i would like fries with ketchup and mayonnaise. jennifer, i

please welcome legendary actor andy garcia. are you prepared to be my faithful sidekick?oh, come on, man. >> i'm sorry. i just -- forget it, matt! i couldn't do it to jimmy. >> you've never done this show. >> no. >> why not? >> he's just -- he's not classy. >> he's just not classy. said with the australian accent. >> right. >>> speaking of ben affleck, here at 10:00 am you can catch my interview with the screenwriter of affleck's hiss hit film "argo." we'll talk about everything from the film's accuracy to the oscars. >>> and good morning, everyone. i'm randi kaye. >> i'm victor blackwell. 9:00 am on the east coast. 6:00 am on the west coast. good of to you start our day with us. >>> we start with the secret hacking group anonymous, who hacked the federal commission's website, posting a threatening letter threatening, quote, chaos, if their demands aren't met. now they claim they've taken over the web page of the u.s. supreme court. >> nick valencia joins us now. what's the latest on the supreme court web page? >> we saw this tweet from anonymous' twitter page. they tweet

he used his star power to bring along friends, co-stars like ben affleck, andy garcia and nicole kidmanlopez seems to have nine lives and living a pretty good one right now. i sat down for lunch with j-lo at new york's marx restaurant as her film "parker" is being released. we talked food younger men and spanx. ♪ ♪ >> your favorite pig-out meal? >> i probably like to eat puerto rican food. that's probably my favorite. >> mine is always cheeseburger. spanx or thong? do you even wear spanx? >> yes i do. it's nice to get a smooth look. it's good to have that lining. >> best sex 20s, 30s or 40s? >> that's a little bit too personal. >> no, it's not. >> yes it is. you notice the 12 cameras. >> i would answer if you would answer. >> you see! see how it is out here? it's a jungle out here. i think it depends on the partner. jennifer, what are you having? >> i'm going to have the butter nut squash soup. >> i feel like i should get the cobb salad. >> have the black truffle pizza. you want a cheeseburger. >> i do. i like anything with truffles. >> black truffle pizza. >> black truffle pizza and th

so, please welcome legendary actor, andy garcia. why don't you say hello to the new band leader?o tell you, i'm loving the show. >> hey, matt, awesome job. >> matt, you're the son we always wanted. >> what is going on here? i didn't write any of this. what are you -- oh, come on, man. >> i'm sorry. >> what's going on? >> well, do you want to be on "jimmy kimmel live"? >> i don't know. is jimmy in there? >> no, no. jimmy's not hosting it. i am. >> oh, yeah. well, yeah, of course. of course, yeah. >> jimmy's not in there, is he? >> well, technically, yes. but i tied him to a chair and stuffed a gag in his mouth. >> okay. >> jimmy, is there anything you want to say before we wrap things up? wait. i'm sorry. we're out of time. good night, everybody. >> brilliant. brilliant. >>> chris harrison, coming up next. hi, i'm phil mickelson. i've been fortunate to win on golf's biggest stages. but when joint pain and stiffness from psoriatic arthritis hit, even the smallest things became difficult. i finally understood what serious joint pain is like. i talked to my rheumatologist and he pres

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please welcome legendary actor, andy garcia. are you prepared to be my faithful sidekick? >> see, i brought my taser. >> what are you -- come on, man. >> i'm sorry. >> come on. >> forget it, matt, i couldn't do it to jimmy! >> but you've never done this show. >> no. >> why not? >> he's just, he's not classy. >> unlike nicole you've had the burden of being on this show, you know with you know who hosting a couple of times. >> i have no recollection of that. >> do you want to be on "jimmy kimmel live"? >> i don't know, is like jimmy in there? >> no, no, no, jimmy's not hosting it. i am. >> oh, yeah, well yeah, of course. of course, yeah. >> jimmy, is there anything you want to say before we wrap things up? wait, i'm sorry, we're out of time. good night, everybody. >> oh, it just makes me love matt damon even more. we thought you needed to laugh this friday and you got to admit that was funny. >>> the american chicken council responds to reports of an impending chicken wing shortage for the super bowl. will fans be singing the blues in buffalo and around the nation? >>> 18 mi