let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show? >> our top story tonight, did you ever dream that some day you would be able to pick a movie star to have dinner with like the president of the united states? and finally, what does a new study show about the quality of relationships between couples who have sex early on? the story is so unbelievably shocking we didn't get to it twice last week, twice this week and probably won't yet again tonight. greg? >> you are still teasing that relationship story, andy? >> going to tease it until we do it, greg. >> that's your mo. >> it is more of a credo is. >> nor do i. >> go away sad, lonely man. >>> let's welcome our guest. she is back. she is so cute that kittens e-mail videos of her during work hours. i didn't know kittens have jobs, but god bless kittens with jobs. she is the news girl on the adam corolla girl and she is quite a waiver. and if he were a gift certificate i would blow him at the out back. and that is his latest book. it is called how to pleep in public. bill schulz is not h

. >> no, andy levy. >> or tv's andy levy. >> not even.iewers at home, but if you want to submit my name. >> do not do andy levy. andy levy is a machinist in scran ton. he is tired of your phone calls. >> a good machinist. he dozen joy the nude photos. >> and the woodworking. >> they want to go further and ban popcorn. you referred to them at tortoise pace. i think you need to show them that pet stey theft is there and give the mayor of our city some respect. gavin, have you considered a taliban for dummies book? >> i did. >> i want to say f -- i went to see "permithius." it was the same thing. because of how long the previews were, i finished them and ran out to the concession stand. they were closed. >> they did it wrong. >> i couldn't get snow caps of. >> they can be there when you need them. >> i really believe they figured out how many white crystals to make it perfect. each has the exact same number. you know how i know that? >> how. >> i was up some late because of some things i have going on. i counted them. allison, you don't have

still to come, andy levy's report. >> tonight's report is hosted by charmin.n. [ male announcer ] if a phone rings at your car insurance company and no one's around to hear it, does it make a sound? [ meows ] or if a tree falls on your car and no one's around to answer your call, do you make a sound? the answer is probably "yes" [ growling ] and "like a howler monkey." unless you're calling esurance. they have live humans on the phones to help 24/7. so you might make different sounds, like happy human sounds. esurance. insurance for the modern world. click or call. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong. for that we go to andy levy. >> how is it going. >> i'm getting the feeling back. >> good. >> there are some scratches and a bruise which i'll be talking to my lawyer after the show. >> make sure you take pictures. >> i don't have to. this act of violence was on film. >> i was provoked. >> provoked by what? by joe's horrible jokes. >> you dragged me in to this. >> now i won't be a character witness. >> it's probably a good defense. [ laughte

of course not. >> have i been andy levy -- i have an andy levy head.ade of plaster of paris. >> you actually have my real head. >> half time usually has to end early because it starts to teeter off. and then you see about a thousand working magazine gots going like this -- maggots going like this. >> highly trained. >> sad eyes. >> engage andy's sad eyes. >> i do buy that they are not making an overt statement. the statement would actually be pro bush. you referred to them as boring. >> i meanted in and not king ned. >> ri p, rip. jedediah, you said you can't believe nobody noticed this until editing. you said nobody noticed it but it could have been before editing, i guess. i don't buy that nobody noticed it until after the shot. i just don't. >> you don't buy it. it looks just like him and the guy points to it. it would be odd -- i don't see how you don't see. >> i think they noticed. >> they are not buying anything. >> i do agree with you. i think they offhandedly mention it because they thought it was an interesting, fun behind the scenes fact. it

for that we go to andy levy. are you doing this. >> good, greg. >> i'm here. >> did you have a good vacation? >> you know, i got injured. >> we went down a water slide. it was a very, very tricky water slide. i bounce owed my butt. >> oh no. i -- >> i have a sliped disk and went on a jetski. >> okay. >> and then after that i really hurt myself. >> sounds like a blast. and then i went and lied on the beach for awhile. >> i had some salad. >> anna winter and sjp. anna winter is the pro editor-in-chief. incorrect, she is the empress of gorgimax. >> you know what, now i feel bad. i have been addressing her as the emperor. no wonder she hasn't been returning the e-mails i have written to her. >> i would think if you want to raise money dinner with anna winter, that's what you get when you don't contribute to the campaign. >> it doesn't seem like it would be fun. i can understand sara jessica parker and the obamas, but who wants to listen to such a pompous lady? >> i think i would find sara jessica parker to be a delig

let's go to andy levy. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> nobody gonna steel my head now that i am on the road again, america. our top story tonight, spanking video. that's all i got here. plus, you won't believe what one retiring democratic congressman thinks of the american people. actually you probably will. and finally can living alone increase your risk of premature death? check back with me in 10 years if i am still around. >> thanks, andy. >> a real scorcher. >> the h is o. >> what does that mean? >> the heat is on, my young friend. >> that it is. >> good talk. >> great talk. let's welcome our guests. i will. she is cuter than a care bear playing pate cake with a smurf in hell. i am here with jedediah below. he is so sharp he sleeps on a dart board which is hard to do because you have to be horizontal and hanging from a wall. it is the imus in the morning executive producer. and his dumpster got free wi-fi. it is my repulsive sidekick, bill schulz. and if hilarity was laundry i would do him on a friday night. sherrod small. >> in t

for that we go to andy levy. >> hi, greg, how are you?>> whatever. >> obama girl won't endorse obama. jonathon, you said obama girl's career and obama's career overshadow each other. how do you know this some. >> i have seen things you would not believe. and i look way better and still absolutely fabulous in a speedo. most of the italian people will attest. >> well, i am going to -- yikes. >> dan you said this reminds you of back in 1980 when there was all of that for ronald reagan and it kept up. i'm assuming you meant 1984. >> yes, i did. i have been 0 for 8 on everything i have said so far today. >> there is an easy fix for that. >> if it talks about looking it up, i won't do it. >> don't screw up. >> what is the fun in that? >> you said that amber edinger, the sew bough ma girl, said she would write books. and then you said you think that's what she said. >> i was told when i came that it was like -- there are a bunch of guidelines. you are saying stuff that is not true. i am trying to do that. >> but bill can't get this where he is.

let's go to andy levy. hi, andy. >> how are you, greg? >> i'm great. >> that's fantastic. >> you don't care. >> glad one of us is. the washington post asks can anybody be president? the washington post is not an actual wooden post in our nation's capital. >> i beg to defer. >> you may have been thinking of diversity used in the old civil war era. >> i tend to get those things confused. >> tucker, you said it is hard to be president. that's why he shouldn't promise curing cancer or maybe you will make the rising of the ocean slow. >> literally. >> tucker, like you, i don't disagree with the premise it is harder to be president now. he pointed out similar things were said when jimmy carter wasn't. it is weird these things come up when it is a democratic president. >> and the whining. that's how you know. just the whining, barf. >> speaking of whining, ely -- no, i kid to ely. things like blogs and twitter are things that let people have their voices heard. when people whine and mown about how those things make it more difficult to govern ar

now we go to tv's andy levy. >> how are you? >> i'm okay. a criesy -- a crazy day. >> amazing. >> unbelievable. >> one of the most amazing days in the history of news. >> the salad i had today, incredible. romijn bacon bits, avacado. and then i took a nap. >> any dressing? >> i usually do thousand island. >> when they tell you to do low fat, don't do it. it is just more sugar. if you go with a high fat, you lose weight. >> i don't get dressing on my quarter pounder so i wouldn't know. >> that's a euphemism. >> that's a special sauce. >> supreme court upholds the affordable care act. jed do -- jedediah, you said this was the worst ever. you don't believe that, do you? >> it is bad policy. it is not the end of the world as we know it, but it is not a good loss. >> i am with you. you pointed out that obama kept saying it wasn't attacks as we know, and john roberts says it is attacks. but to be fair, the two aren't mutually exclusive. president obama can still believe it is not attacks even though chief justice john roberts says it is attacks, r

still to come, the half time report from tv's andy levy. no injury there. >> tonight is sponsored by shoelaces. the thin cords of various lengths used for attaching footwear. thanks, shoelaces. >>> okay, you know what? chill out. >> we are going to have to cut that now because he swore. let's find out if we got anything wrong so far. we go to tv's andy levy. >> everything okay down there? >> no, it is a mess. when ever sherrod is here he ignores the rules. he knows may family is in the audience, so he is making gross, disgusting comments, and he took off his pants. >> and what is up with the neck beard, sherrod some. >> the what? >> the neck beard. >> i like it. >> are you single, sherrod? >> no, i have a long-time girlfriend. >> have i to tweet that. >> sherrod, did you quote a little katie perry -- katy perry. >> it was gwenyth paltrow. >> this is going no where. >> katy perry covered it in and sing in ninjas. >> i am glad she is without that loser russell brand. >> he wants her back. >> are we turning into a bad version of "the view." >>

i'm gregg gutted field and let's go to andy levy.t is coming up. >> i'm blaming it on my vertigo medication. top story, why is president obama skipping a hollywood fund-raiser later this week. and we'll investigate how it will affect his career. will your tweets be sent into space? and can living alone increase yg your risk of premature death. some days i hope so. >> greg: you are getting excited. >> three short days. >> greg: it's going to seem like a long three days. do you have tickets? >>yes, i do. >> greg: i'll pick right after the show on friday. >> i'll have a thermos folder bringing into the theater. the critics are calling it that. >> greg: i'm so excited. three short days. it's going to seem like three days. we are doing it again. then go away. bye. >> let's welcome our guests. she because the bababoom in the courtroom. rebecca. and jokes, comedian joe diveto and fox commentary, mixed martial arts. signature next to me is john gibson. syndicated show named after him. he continues to. it's new york times correspondent. good

we will close things out with a post game wrap up with andy levy. to see recent shows fox news.com/red eye. >>> i will see you back here at 5:00 p.m. eastern time for "the five" and" the owe reilly factor." a new "red eye" returns with remi spencer and liz mcdonald. >> i hear victor roberts will be also on the panel tomorrow. >> he was state side. >> i guess he was doing a small broadway thing with that guy. >> they are still doing that? >> that guy. >> i am trying to think of the guy's name. >> jedediah, what is your next column going to be? >> i am interviewing him about his new book. you need to hear about it. stay tuned. >> is that the name of the book? >> no, it is called "the great destroyer." >> it is not about obama, is it? >> why would you say that? >> how sigh -- how is imus? does he talk about me? >> yes. when are you coming out. >> when you invite me. >> i will be on the -- "the talk" with julie chen next tuesday. check it out. >> i'm sure she will be thrilled about that. >> anything to plug quickly? >> you can catch me on abc good after

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. what is coming up on tonight's show old sport? >> close your eyes and bow your head, america. new york state senate stops an attempt to de criminalize small amounts of marijuana. what are they, high? and an intern admits she has only paid for a few of the 11,000 songs she has in her i tunes library. and whether or not she should be executed straight ahead. and can living alone increase your risk of premature death? the story i won't be paying attention to coming up. greg this. >> i am looking forward to that last story. >> why is that? >> i will watch it surrounded by my loving family. >> i guess that is nice. >> yes, it is. we will make popcorn and wear pajamas. >> who are you talking about? >> my dolls, they are my family. >> i don't know how to talk to you anymore. >> i dress them up as the cast of pippin. >> why is that? >> i tried out for pippin and they rejected me. i made my own. >> you take it out on the dolls? >> i dismember them and set them on fire. >> that sounds fun. >> yes, i will never be lonely. never be loan -- lo

from andy levy. what a waste of time. >> tonight's half time report is sponsored by the world's tallest man. the turkish farm who has grown two inches since taking the title in 2009. thanks world's tallest man. >>> welcome back. let's find out if we got anything wrong. for that we go to andy levy. andy? >> hi, greg, how are you? >> good. >> he is flipping papers around. >> who said that? >> i did. >> it is on. >> oh boy, yes, bring it. >> dwarves complaining about snow white. michael you said it is stupid, and i hear you. but i'm thinking it has to be tough enough to find a lot of work as a little person in hollywood, and then you hear they are making a movie about snow white and you are like, thank you, lord. then the studio calls and they say, yes, about that. >> here is my thing. if you are a little person and you make the career choice to be an actor, you know you are going to be in for some tough times and you can't necessarily think to yourself at some point they will make a snow white movie an

we go to andy levy. i'm going great. >> nice tie. it is. >> obama's hollywood backlash.ht that john travalta asked for. the whole thing confused me. i kept thinking that. i don't get it. >> rebecca, you said obama is blowing off a fund-raiser is not $40,000. why is it not worth it? >> he doesn't think he is because he is only charged $2500 and $500 for the rest. >> that is what i love about him. he is humble. >> yes, unlike clooney was charging ten a head. >> he has a similar career to clooney's plus the prominent band he is in. >> he is dancing about mars. >> 30 seconds to mars. >> greg, don't refer to the fight club as fight club. are you 80? >> that was quite a film. and one guy was like, two guys. or the two guys split and they became one guy. >> but they got back after buildings blew up. >> they got back together with the meatloaf guy. >> his name was robert paulson. >> i love the british lady. >> she was amazing. >> she wasn't in the movie. >> she was married to kenneth bronig. >> can we get a spoiler alert on this. bruce wil lisa ghost. he is stumping for the imag

for that we go to andy levy. hi, andy. >> hi, greg. i'm fine. no, everything is good. no, i don't want to talk about it. >> you were out sick. >> that's fine. president obama -- >> tom did a great job filling in for you, by the way. >> i'm sure he did. >> always does. he had a great magic eight ball joke that was hilarious. >> did he look he wrong camera like he is now? >> yes. >> president obama's facts, greg you pointed out that young barak used brute spray de yoder rent and then said for what, we don't know. i would say a woman repellent. for those too young to remember brought was our generation's ax body spray. >> i think i might have used it. >> it doesn't surprise me. it was either that or jovan musk. >> that was fantastic. >> and then you graduated to drakar-noir. >> the body spray. >> i liked elizabeth taylor's diamonds. >> you are younger than us. >> no love for old spice. >> i actually loved old spice. i don't like the new old spice. >> the new spice? >> he uses -- huckabee uses drakaar-noir. he said so on the show. >> old spice is bad though. anna, your dad

i only want to be on here when andy levy is at half time. that person is embarrassing me. >> i am going to cry. i will be nicer. i promise. >> remi, you were talking about oprah crashing weddings. i have been searching and i have seen nothing about this. was this in your dreams? when was oprah crashing weddings? >> i don't know how you didn't find it on the internet. a couple years ago she was stoping into regular people's weddings unannounced, and it was in the news. >> okay. >> she pre end ited it was for them, but -- she pretended it was for them, but she was eating all of the cake. >> i have no memory of that. >> i'm assuming none of you men have watched the oprah show on a regular basis. >> you are assuming incorrectly. >> my wife watches it. >> did you call her instead of googling? did you call her and ask her? >> i will do that. story two, b. this is phac mating. recommend -- fascinating. remi you said, they weren't just using words, they were violent. were they violent? was there imagery there? >> actually it is threats and it is a f

still to come, andy levy. he grunts alone. >> tonight's half time report is brought to you by the relatively hard naturally rm formed minerals or petrified matter. thank you, rocks. >>> let's see if we got anything wrong so far. andy, how are you dismog. >> good. how are you? >> fine. lively show tonight. >> i think so. >> good to see the guests getting angry about the important issues. >> absolutely. greg, update from pre game, "magic mike" has an 83% positive remarks. >> what do the other 17% thinking? >> i looked and they are not thinking. >> it is channing tatum jealousy. >> that's what it is. 65% think obama could better handle an et invasion. first of all, guys, are you not supposed to call them aliens. they are undocumented extraterrestrials. donald trump called in not pleased. >> i don't know why. >> it not placed. >> we are taping the show right now. >> apparently he doesn't appreciate role play. >> silly man. >> kurt, you would like to see obama bunch out an alien like will smith did in "independence

for that we go to andy levy. >> hi, greg, how are you? >> good, good. >> anna, i don't -- you have to help me out. i am confused. in the green room you say he is an arrow. and then you say -- what is going on? >> greg is lying. >> i don't believe he is. >> you know i wouldn't do that. >> i would never say such a thing in the green room. >> you know if greg is caught in a lie and you catch him, he has to give you three wishes. >> if you say his name -- if you make him say his name backwards he goes back to the fifth dimension. >> i didn't even know that one. it doesn't work on me if i don't understand it. -- >> michael, first of all with that sweater you voted for that guy on "inglorious bastards." >> it is a man called levey. >> you mention the muslim man that is being referred to as farhandoe. farhan means merry, joyful, pleasant or gay. >> is that true? >> yes. >> wow. >> that would be the source of his anger. what is that going to do to your self-esteem? >> that's what feminine children eat. >> i admire you for walking out on a limb. d

. >> we will close things out with a post game wrap up with andy levy. go to fox news.com/red eye. >>> back to tv's andy levy, post game wrap up. >> quickly, what do you think about bloomburg's proposed large drink ban? i agree. remi, did you adopt? >> i did adopt a puppy and i encourage people to go to better homes for dogs.com. they are a wonderful organization. >> quickly, pod cast this. >> yes, penn sunday school.com. >> that was fast. >> now we have extra time just to stair at each other awkwardly. let's do that. good night from wisconsin. >> bret: scott walker becomes the first governor to survive a recall vote. the numbers and what they mean, next. this is a special election night edition of "special report". >> good evening, i'm bret baier, two times in american politics prior to tonight sitting governors have faced the wrath of voters in recall elections. until this evening, no governor had ever survived. but wisconsin's scott walker made history tonight. soundly defeating

. >> we will close things out with a post game wrap up with andy levy. go to fox news.com/red eye. >>> back to tv's andy levy, post game wrap up. >> quickly, what do you think about bloomburg's proposed large drink ban? i agree. remi, did you adopt? >> i did adopt a puppy and i encourage people to go to better homes for dogs.com. they are a wonderful organization. >> quicklyd

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i'm greg gutfeld or as i am known in costa rica -- let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. >> ourcampaign releases a laughable new ad featuring the vogue editor-in-chief. winter is coming. and michael bloomburg's effort to take away the freedoms he doesn't like. and if you were to pick someone to compose a new national anthem, who would it be? the poll is so shocking. >> a lot of" game of thrones" references. >> it is a cultural

take it from me, i'm andy levy. i will see you back here tomorrow. deal with it. >> tonight on huckabee, it is dividing frens and families and neighbors . will tuesday's polarizing recall election of governorship of wisconsin be a prelude for the white house in november? and key appointments cast aside and staffers shuned and close friends snubbed. author of the book takes us inside of the obama white house . pluss, he's the man on the keys for the world's greatest rock-n-roll band. he jammed with the governor. >> ladies and gentlemen, governor mike huckabee. [applause] thank you. thank you, very, very much and welcome to huckabee from the fox news studios in new york. okay, i realize i am critical of the president's policy. but i have to commend him when he is successful in plirk what he set out to do. he made the millionaires and billionaires the villians of a disastrous economy but the president still blaming it on george bush. bush hasn't been in the white house for three and half years except for the unveiling his portraitsomehow he is powerful

i'm andy levy. see you next time. is doing fine. >> really, mr. president? unemployment is over 8%.nd what's your solution? >> congress should pass the bill. >> doesn't the buck stop in the oval office? we'll debate it. >> i'm very sorry about what happened yesterday. >> bill clinton back tracks, now apologizing for contradicting president obama. did the former president cave to political pressure? >> the mormons, mitt romney, they believe black people were the devil till 1978. i'm not making this up! >> and hollywood unleashed. president obama takes their money but are there consequences to cozying up to the stars?

i'm andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld who will be back on monday as long as customs doesn't check his luggage too closely. let's go to paul with our top story. >> our top story, obama supporter and star of "short circuit" criticizes the president for taking too many vacations. or as long periods of time not working or called, gutenberg's. and he is here and year and the miss cal protector of the universe. the super comic the green lantern is coming out as openly gay. robin says, holy duh bad man. and bears are threatened and beaten and forced to skate. figure skating parents everywhere say, so? >> it is about time you said that. >> let's welcome our guest. she is referred to as the pride of long island by her mother. i am here with lauren sivan, the reporter for kttv in los angeles. and she has been called one of the most talented female comedians of her general rairks but whitney cummings couldn't be with us. and bill schulz who just took bath salts. and next to me is michigan congressman thadius mccoder. and we have pinch. how are you pinch? >> which of the headlines belong to t

i am andy levy. i will see you next time. >> bill: the o'reilly factor is on. tonight. >> aren't you embarrassed to sound exactly like the obama spokesman talking about john mccain? >> this is ridiculous. >> a romney supporter scolding a cnn anchor for using obama campaign talking points an explosive situation and we'll show you what happened. >> they want hispanics to be dependent upon government just like they got african-americans dependent upon government. that's their game. jesse jackson would be out of work if they weren't dependent upon government. >> jesse jackson says want to buy votes with entitlement spending. is that accusation accurate? we have a special report. >> these folks are

i'm andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld who is off romancing the stones. be safe, mr. ttle thing right here. no. there. you got it. the top story, one nightstands leading to a fulfilling relationship. okay. plus, all good things come to those who wait. obama is about to offer a million illegal aliens immunity. why? why is he doing that? and the only thing the aclu hates more than the kkk are kkk haters. they will march into court to defend these boys in the hood. we all know tolerance including tolerating the intolerant, right? >> you bet, my man. we'll see you at half time. let's welcome our guests. i am here with diane macedo.

let's go to andy levy for a pre game report. andy, what is coming up on tonight's show?dream that some day you would be able to pick a movie star to have dinner with like the president of the united states? and finally, what does a new study show about the quality of relationships between couples who have sex early on? the story is so unbelievably shocking we didn't get to it twice last week, twice this week and probably won't yet again tonight. greg? >> you are still teasing that relationship story, andy? >> going to tease it until we do it, greg. >> that's your mo. >> it is more of a credo is. >> nor do i. >> go away s

i'm andy levy. i'm filling in for greg gutfeld. don't ask where he is because i don't though. at tonight's show. >> thank you, a n dye. andy. president obama has breakfast with young movie stars in a vein attempt at rescuing the hollywood vote from the clutches of a mormon republican. and a new cdc study finds more high school students smoke marijuana than cigarettes. the study also found that those who smoke both are the coolest in school. it is true. it is in the study. finally, when is a twitter threat serious enough for police to take notice? follow me to find out. back to you, andy. >> thank you,

i'm andy levy. i'm filling in for greg gutfeld. don't ask where he is because i don't though. don't care. now to michael with a look at tonight's show. >> thank you, a n dye. andy. president obama has breakfast with young movie stars in a vein attempt at rescuing the hollywood vote from the clutches of a mormon republican. and a new cdc study finds more high school students smoke marijuana than cigarettes. the study also found that those who smoke both are the coolest in school. it is true. it is in the study. finally, when is a twitter threat serious enough for police to take notice? follow me to find out. back to you, andy. >> thank you, michael. see you at the half. >> you bet. >>> let's welcome our guests. i am here with political commentator, columnist and author, anne call colter. and looking his first "red eye" appearance in eight years is jonathon honig. and bill schulz blessedly out of the country and filling in for him is an acclaimed star of stage and screen. catch him staring opposite jude law in an adeptation of "battleship." and sitting next to me is comedian and

i'm andy levy filling in for greg gutfeld who is on a beach complaining.'s go to the current president of diligence, mike baker for our pre game report. diligence, when they absolutely, positively have to be dead overnight. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> thank you, andy. you may not believe in astrology. but if several uh stroll gists get together and they agree that the stars are lining up for obama in november, is there any need to get out and vote? no. and now that mitt romney has captured the republican nomination, does he have plans for a follow-up act? finally, if you could vote and you can wear a military uniform at 18, what is up with the 21 year drinking age?

i'm andy levy filling in for greg put felled who is ordering steak sandwiches. let's go to michael moynahan for a pre game report. what is coming up on tonight's show? >> mayor michael bloomburg wants to ban large sodas and sugary drinks. the mayor's office confirms the the -- that he is the worst person in american history. and do you want to live in a world where mike tyson isn't on twitter? and a manhattan high school student collects a $400 bet after sleeping with his 26-year-old teacher. in response, mayor bloomburg put a blanket ban on good looking educators. >> thank you. see you at the half. >> you bet. >>> let's welcome our guests. she is smart, gorgeous and way too busy for this operation. mary katherine hamm. and he knows belly laughs like i know giraffes. they are exswriz zit animals. and he is known for throwing the sexiest parties east of the mississippi. fox news senior correspondent, rick eleven ven that will. and he is barely afloat, but still loves to gloat. how are you, pinch? >> today in the home section, they profile the rich history of the

tv's andy levy is out sick, so filling in is comedian and suspect in a number of unsolved homicides, tom shalou. tom, what is coming up on the show old sport? >> coming up tonight, is the planet on the verge of day instruction? of destruction? and should people on welfare go to strip clubs? my sources say no. and did chuck schumer give a press conference this morning? you may rely on it. >> thanks, tom. >> where did you get your answers for the pre game report? >> concentrate and ask again. >> i don't understand. very good. i am slow on tuesday, tom. >> my sources say yes. >> that movement didn't subject a magic 8 ball because i can't see below the waist. >> i am shaking the 8 ball. >> no, you are doing something perverted and wrong. >> tom, normally i can't do that when i have an 8 ball. >> nice. >> i think are you going to go away now. let's welcome our guest. she is so hot that hot mail is now called diane macedo mail. she anchors "business news" on imus in the morning. she is up early. and he is so sharp he sleeps in a knife drawer. and in china he is considered a cat. my repulsi

tv's andy levy is out sick, so filling in is comedian and suspect in a number of unsolved homicides, tom shalou. tom, what is coming up on the show old sport? >> coming up tonight, is the planet on the verge of day instruction? of destruction? and should people on welfare go to strip clubs? my sources say no. and did chuck schumer give a press conference this morning? you may rely on it. >> thanks, tom. >> where did you get your answers for the pre game report? >> concentrate and ask again. >> i don't understand. very good. i am slow on tuesday, tom. >> my sources say yes. >> that movement didn't