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only at applebee's. [cheers and applause] >> roy: welcome back to "the daily show."u look at this footage of marjorie taylor greene, look at all these idiots with nothing better to do all day. weight. zoom in on my man in the background right there. oh, my god! there is jordan klepper. [cheers and applause] what is that idiot doing down there? that is a moron. he is going to get his ass whipped. >> i am right here, roy. [cheers and applause] >> roy: jordan klepper, everybody! [cheers and applause] i didn't mean none of that. i didn't mean none of that. i am happy you are down there today, jordan klepper, as the old saying goes, better you than me. what was it like down there? >> it was pretty chill. respectful crowd who quietly show their support for american jurisprudence. >> roy: i have seen the footage and i know that you are [bleep] with me. >> i'm [bleep] with you, roy. it was a shit show. and i got a front row seat to take a big old with. take a look. i went downtown to watch trump historic arrest and the surrounding media circus. but i was curious how a hometo

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