sprinkle some on. >> bacon bits on bacon. >> bacon on bacon.t more bacon. >> i totally agree with that. >> are we getting a tight shot of this. >> mike: oh, yeah. >> mike: let's make the bacon the top of the segment. coffee beans. >> mike: let me do one. i have never dipped bacon in chocolate before. >> that's crazy. [ laughter ] >> what about putting chocolate chips ton it? yeah. how about sprinkles? oh, yeah. >> tucker: crushed pistachios. >> that's unbelievable. >> mike: that's nuts. [ laughter ] >> tucker: and then do you bake those. >> no, it's done. all you have to do is put it in the fridge and let it. >> viola. >> let it cool 20 minutes, pull it back out and you have got a lot more bacon. >> when you were a kid did you ever imagine this would be your life's work? >> no. but i love bacon. >> had you cared to dream i bet you would have come up with this. >> i sure would. white chocolate bacon, gold bacon, cookies and cream. butter scotch. >> i know aly is a bacon fan. what would you like light chocolate, dark chocolate. >> alisyn: you can

i'm about to start a bacon party in my tum-tum." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ bacon bacon bacon canadian your bacon? do you sizzle it up in the pan? >> steve: when i'm making bacon? >> jimmy: yeah, when you're making bacon. do you bake your bacon? >> steve: i bake my bacon. >> jimmy: when i get the time, i like to bake the bacon. do you ever try that? baking your bacon? >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: that's the way to do it. >> steve: that's the best. >> jimmy: how many microwave the bacon? >> steve: that's not too shabby. >> jimmy: absolutely not. don't do it? oh, i'm not doing it then. [ laughter ] >> steve: don't do it. >> jimmy: i have it in the pan, cast iron's the new jam. >> steve: it is. >> jimmy: so you get that, you burn your hand and go out to eat. [ laughter ] >> steve: exactly, you go out to eat. and get an egg-a-muffin. >> jimmy: exactly. [ applause ] oh, i'd like to say congrats to simon cowell, who has announced that he's expecting his first child. congratulations, simon. that's very exciting. today, he was spotted at baby gap shopping for t-shirts, and then he was like, [ as co

are you a bacon fan? >> i'm a huge bacon fan, but i just need a strip of bacon or ten or 12. i don't need it in my cupcakes and candles. >> how about bacon flowers. >> that's just -- >> you don't have to eat them. they have everything made of bacon, hence there might be a shortage one of these days. >>> time for a look ahead. jury deliberations continue in the whitey bulger trial. members of the jury were sent home friday after four days without a verdict. on 32 charges against bulger for alleged racketeering, money laundering and 19 murders. >>> an award for hillary clinton today. the former secretary of state, senator and first lady is being honored by the american bar association. happy birthday to nfl wide receiver plaxico burress, 36. pete sampras, 42 and actor george hamilton, 74. still got the tan. >>> here's what's coming up on the "today" show. a room with a view as you go up, up and away to a floating hotel room in the sky. now keep it right here for more news, weather and sports. i'm richard lui along with dylan . >>> new this morning, police trying to figure out w

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you think i would wear a crown of bacon or sit on a throne of bacon or i would be eating bacon all the time? dude, it was just a metaphor. let it go. my point is your state spending is out of control. to which christie said, i'll tell you what is out of control, how much you got me thinking about bacon. you do whatever you want with the republican party. i'm about to start a bacon party in my tum-tum. >> anyway, concerned about nsa surveillance continues to mount. this week after new leaks revealed another secret program called x-keyscore which collects data from e-mails, social media and browser history. while these leaks continue to stoke characterizations of the agency as big brother, here is a parody from "wired" magazine's youtube channel depicting what it's really like inside the nsa. >> special projects, nicole. >> we have a situation. what you doing? >> i'm analyzing glenn greenwald's metadata. >> follow my instructions. are you ready? turn on your computer. >> it's already on. >> oh, you're a good kid. now, listen to me very carefully. i need you to hack a website. >> yes! i'v

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gotta get that bacon! bacon?! bacooon! smokey bacon, meaty bacon, tasty bacon! bacon? ohh la laa.direction, this is us. >> well, here they are once again singing little things. one d. [ music playing ] made just for me but bear this in mind it was meant to be ♪ ♪ and i'm joining up the dots with the freckles on your checks and it all makes sense to me ♪ ♪ i know you've never loved the crinkles by your eyes ♪ ♪ when you smile ♪ you never loved your stomach or your thighs ♪ ♪ the dimples in your back at the bottom of your spine ♪ ♪ but i'll love them endlessly ♪ i won't let these little things slip out of my mouth ♪ ♪ but if i do, it's you, oh, it's you they add up to ♪ ♪ i'm in love with you and all these little things ♪ ♪ you can't go to bed without a cup of tea ♪ ♪ and maybe that's the reason that you talk in your sleep ♪ ♪ and all those conversations are the secrets that i keep though it makes no sense to me ♪ ♪ i know you've never loved the sound of your voice on tape ♪ ♪ you never want to know how much you weigh ♪ ♪ you still have to squeeze into your jeans ♪ ♪ you're perfect

and now bubba bacon's car is all crispy. >> yeah. crispy bacon. ♪ >> dropping a beat. >> people choose all kinds of music to walk down the aisle to when they are getting married. some is romantic. some funny. it has special meaning to them. listen to what kendra garber's mom picked when she walked down the aisle. ♪ >> now the lyrics are causing this dad in front of the camera consternation because he has a young son there. he's covering his ears. >> she drops the f bomb in her wedding march? >> she's singing buck cherry's crazy [ bleep ]. ♪ you're crazy i dream doing you all night ♪ >> but when she gets to her groom you realize -- >> it all makes sense. >> he's loving it. >> i'm having a hard time -- i know it's real, but i can't believe it's real. >> there are so many children at this wedding. how did she think that this song was appropriate? i guess this is your wedding. it's your day. you can do whatever you want. but if you know you're going to do this you should put on the invitation, children not allowed. according to kendra wh

>> this is the king of bacon talking about bacon. (crowd oohing). >> stephen: scorcher. rand paul, you really hit below the belt. which on chris christie is anywhere south of the nipples. so, folks, we want to hear from you. what's your take-away. tweet us with the hash-tag, g.o.p., l.o.l., yolo. and keep an umbrella handy because with any luck this g.o.-byesing contest will continue all the way to the [ cheers and applause ] >> stephen: thanks so much. folks, i don't know about you but as a little boy in south carolina, growing up, there's nothing i loved more on a rainy afternoon than playing board games with my family. the hot chocolate, the unexpected laughs, the emotional blackmail when a grown woman pressures her eight-year-old son to let mom have ventnor avenue or else she'll be out of the game. you don't want that, do you? games like risk gave me memories to last a lifetime. you know what i'm talking about, jay. i left kamchatka undefended and you stabbed me in the back. we had an alliance. there's just one problem with all that quality family time. all that time

. >> rand paul couldn't resist the layup. >> bacon, talking about bacon, he's making a big mistake pickingher republicansing. the republican party is shrinking in new england and the northeast part of our country. i'm the one trying to grow the party. >> christie says he has nothing personal against paul, but paul may have something personal against him. >> seeing his response, he has something personal against me, that's okay, just get in line on that front. >> paul offered to share a beer with christie, in hopes of ironing out their differences. his rhetoric didn't seem to change all that much. >> those of us who are conservative and believe in a strong national defense, how do you have enough funding? i'm willing to cut entire departments. my problem with some of the more liberal members of the republican party is, they're not willing to cut spending other places in order to preserve national defense. >> joining me now is robert george, editorial writer for new york post, josh barrel and tim carnie, senior political columnist for the washington examiner. visiting fellow at the enterpris

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bacon, bacon, bacon. that's all he wants. i want summer veggies.ith our warm tomato salad with a corn and bacon vinaigrette. >> beautiful fresh tomatoes. crispy bacon. goat cheese gets melted on top. >> so then for our main course, again, we want to make everybody happy. i get to grill meat. we make a pretty salad and throw the grilled meat on top of the pretty salad. we'll make a marinade for the steaks. garlic, soy sauce. >> a pinch or all of it? >> all of it. >> whisk that all together and then over the steak. >> that was fast. >> leave that to marinade. it can sit 30 minutes or overnight. >> look whose veggies are cooking here. >> with the steak salad, i want some beautiful summer peaches. grilled onions. so with that, i am going to add a little bit of salt. some sugar. and then the tabasco sauce is going to be great because -- >> spicy peaches. they're really delicious. >> it enhances the sweet flavor of the peaches. >> who would have thought of that. >> we just have a few seconds. come on back and let's eat. >> let's finish this up. beautiful

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bacon, anyone?four vinyl wraps for its fiesta subcompact car deflicking slices of bacon. the bacon wrap promotion is tied to ininternational bacon day on saturday. prices start at 7bucks. >> number one thing to watch tomorrow, second quarter gdp set to be released 8:30 a.m. eastern. economist expect 2.2%. david: i want bacon wrap for christmas. melissa: i'm melissa francis. here is what is money tonight. the world braces for an attack against syria. soaring oil prices, the global economic fallout, we're leaving no stone unturned. >>> plus michelle obama's healthy lunch program getting tossed from schools. can you believe it? kids don't like healthy food. who knew. one. superintendents throwing the program out joins us exclusively. >>> the competition is getting beaten down left and right but they're still managing to come out golden. stay tuned to find out who it is. even when they say it is not it is always about "money."

the bacon thing, disappointing old joke. not funny any more. >> john: now rand paul's argument is that he voted for his own version of sandy relief which would have given $9 billion for several years. he voted against the final sandy bell because unrelated pork barrel projects were tacked on like fisheries in alaska. does he have a point or does he not know this is how things are always done. >> aid cannot be spread out several years. it's an emergency. that alone is ridiculous. and there was very little pork. a lot of it was cut out. >> john: the fisheries in alaska. most people would agree that's inappropriate. >> we have to check. that may have been cut out. some things may not be directly related but maybe they prevent disasters in the future. >> political reality. if you want to get it passed people will tack things on and when you live in kentucky it's easy not to worry about disaster relief. what are you worried about, a plague? they're situated nice and safe in the middle of the country. >> john: i tell you, i can't

. >> this is the king of bacon talking about bacon. >>> and the russian olympics on thin ice. all that ahead this sunday morning. >> announcer: from abc news, "this week with george stephanopoulos" starts now. >>> good morning. i'm martha raddatz. george has the morning off. it's great to have you with us. and we begin with breaking news as more than 20 embassies and consulates are closing around the world right now. and here at home, increased security measures are now in place. abc news has learned this morning that the intercepted communications that led to the alert indicate terrorists are planning an attack that is going to be big and, quote, strategically significant. yesterday the white house held an hour's long meeting, high-level meeting with the country's top national security officials to discuss the response to the threat, and we've just learned what went on at that meeting, so let's go straight to jon karl, who is at the white house, and, jon, it sounds like the national security community is really spooked by this. >> rep

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turkey bacon. you know where you can get turkey bacon? >> steve: where?kin' donuts. >> steve: what? >> jimmy: you know what i call that? >> steve: what? >> jimmy: funkin' go nuts. >> steve: oh, yeah! ♪ >> steve: donuts! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is -- >> audience member: do it again! >> jimmy: no. ♪ >> steve: donuts! [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's it. not doing it again. not -- all right, one more. ♪ >> steve: donuts! [ fart noise ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: cream filled, yeah. >> steve: cream filled. >> jimmy: hey, this is pretty amazing, you guys. researchers in italy say that they're testing the bones of a woman who they think was the model for the mona lisa. yeah. you can tell fans of the painting are excited. when they found out, they were like -- [ laughter ] uh -- [ laughter ] i just saw this video today, people make me laugh sometimes. everyone's okay, thank god, but this guy in ohio was pulled over for drunk driving and definitely had way too much. and while the police were questioning him, he just started d

talking about bacon.of bacon, is that supposed to be an insult? i would kneel before the king of bacon. but it is notable because governor christie is a very large man, he called him the king of bacon. he had that surgery. so far he lost about 60 pounds, i hope he gets more lost, i would love him holding a pair of pants, wouldn't that be inspiring? but i tell you whatever is going on in new jersey is peanuts compared to what is going on with anthony weiner in new york. today's news was one of his former interns, she had a great story with the new york daily news. she claims at one point, it was not sexual. but he called all 20 interns into his office. he said tell me your names and i'll be able to go around the room and remember all of your names. and he started to go around the room and couldn't remember any of their names. he knew their screen names. but he did not know their -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: he -- for some reason he called two of the interns named monica, and neither one of them was

so that they can get re-elected. >> this is the king of bacon talking about bacon. governor christie and others have been part of this gimme, gimme, gimme, gimme all this money. >> reporter: it is a replay of republican debates from the last century. the isolationist senators who opposed getting into world war ii before pearl harbor, it played out on the senate floor again today as rand paul fought a losing battle against john mccain to block foreign aid. >> what will they say about the bridges in northern kentucky that won't be built because we're sending the money to countries that are burning our flag. >> the debate has gone on for the heart and soul of the republican party. >> reporter: paul told nbc news tonight he lost in the senate today, but will win with the american people. >> i think we may get voters who are like reagan democrats, blue collar democrats, who say that's a guy i can vote for because that's somebody who really is talking about how we help people in america. >> both senator paul and governor christie are going to be major candidates in 2016.

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, bacon, bacon. chris, what does his support system look like? is it enough? >> he is right and ruth makes a point. he is right that the republican sort of national electoral is simply not big enough to win a national election in 2016. i think he's also right, peter, that he does grow the party into places that it is not currently. the issue, and rand paul will not talk about this, but the issue is, does he in growing it talk about same-sex marriage and allowing it, talking about pot, making it legal, different views from the republican establishment on foreign policy. in appealing to people with those different views, does he lose a critical people, so it's a zero-sum game? >> chris cillizza -- >> c.c. i understand. >> c squared, i understand. ruth, thank you. >>> it's a wash here in the northeast, creating a domino effect of major travel headaches. the current average delay out of laguardia airport now, nearly an hour and a half. 45-minute delays for departures out of philadelphia. heavy rains and

through my window ♪ ♪ making sure i'm feeling right all right, now time to fight now from the covers ♪ ♪ baconow smell a bite, now time pipe down 'cause i might drown in desire ♪ ♪ if in night -- i hear when i'm punching it out and now i'm munching it ♪ ♪ looking in my sandwich somewhat anguished now i'm punching ya ♪ ♪ this breakfast on my mind when i eatin', man, i'm busy can't deliver -- a winner ♪ ♪ then i have it light bulb, hit us in the i looked around the sub went down and then i said ♪ ♪ breakfast for dinner i got that breakfast for dinner ♪ ♪ thinking they came in between and i just feel like a winner ♪ ♪ tropicana's the theme and i'm a bad man, sinner sipping, toasting supreme ♪ ♪ i'm bringing everything the cinnamon i just want to scream ♪ ♪ so when i'm doing it i'm eating it -- and it's all for my best love ♪ ♪ southern boy i'm sticking to my roots where's questlove ♪ ♪ with my coffee made i'm suing more than dunkin donuts ♪ ♪ i would go nuts if i'd figured out a way to [ bleep ] go nuts ♪ ♪

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we bought some coffee and bacon but due to being drunk we seemed to misplace it. we're 93% sure it's in our house somewhere, but where? if you have a dog that likes smelling and finding bacon, we would love to have him over. >> apparently this story ended up after several hours and moments of hard thought they found their coffee and bacon in the couch. >> in the couch. that's very funny, joanne, why don't you come on camera? >> good thought out segment. is it over? >> i'm loving this one. here's one you don't see every day, hoda. the headline reads, did you leave a prosthetic leg on the bus this morning? >> this is what it says, i found a prosthetic leg wearing a cowboy boot on the bus this morning. i hope you don't mind, but i went ahead and tried the boot on, magnificent. >> every girl can appreciate a comfortable shoe, can't they, hoda? the person posted the ad, hopefully we can meet for lunch some time and i can give you your leg back. >> if you have three that are way better than that, which you do, we'll see you right after the break. >>> and we are back wit

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