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rough - - respectful. >> reporter: the judge said if couch posts bond, she will have a list of conditions including wearing an ankle monitor and surrounding her passport period >> they have already filed a motion to have her bond lowered. and her son is still in mexico but the sheriff in texas says he believes her son will be sent back to texas. we have a crew in texas a crew in texas and have another story coming up on channel nine nine after eyewitness news at 6:00 the >>> police are investigating a fatal a fatal accident that happened seconds after a road rage incident. into a tree just before noon yesterday. we spoke with investigators today, do they know if it was a a medical condition that caused his death? >> reporter: detectives are still waiting to hear back period they . they are not sure if you died of a medical event or if it was the impact of the crash, but the incident was a start of tragic events that led to his death. take a look at the picture, this was the scene before noon near the high school shortly after the 81- year-old smashed into a tree. today we returned to the scene and found cl

bond. an update on a weather alert in new york state. a man's car became frozen after a rough storm over the weekend. water from lake erie splashed up, and covered the car. yesterday, a towing company worked to get the car free. they eventually got it. buffalo news reporter john hickey tweeted this picture of crews freeing the car from its icy shell. you can see the freed blue car in the turning now to are getting ready to fans in london. the magic are playing the raptors, at o-2 arena. it is an early tip for us. the game starts at three o clock this afternoon, our time. orlando has been struggling in 2016. the magic have lost five of six to begin the new year. they slipped down to eighth place in the eastern conference. the raptors are second in the east. toronto is on a nugame winning streak. orlando city soccer club fans will have to wait a little longer to see the lions play in their new stadium. the team says the will not be ready until march of 2017. the lions hoped to play there at some point in the 2016 season. construction on the new stadium got and crews have not bee

rough for us to investigate this. >> reporter: we cannot repeat details because it is so graphic. but tonight he is being held without bond after a 13-year- old girl claims that he held a knife at her throat and raped her. >> we are the files we can believe somebody like that would do that to somebody. >> if found likely to reoffend, they can be put in a treatment center. he did not meet criteria for the sexually violent predator program because he showed no signs of mental disorder or that he would recommit. >> we want to keep him put away so he >> reporter: he was arrested a few years back for drug charges and he just got out of prison a year ago today. >>> we just got our hands on the evidence in the case of a security guard accused of raping and killing a woman in the place he was hired to protect. we have been going through documents tied to the statement he gave to police. >> i have been reading through a transcript and a lie detector test that he took. he did not do well on many of the questions. he is accused of raping and killing her at the place he was working as a security guard. after going through hundreds of

to the virginia department of transportation, v-dot, jason bond on the phone, how's it looking for you guys this morning? >> i'd say it's a rough morning for sure. we're busy -- a lot of our trucks are getting held up a bit. it's a lot bigger than what they expected. >> disabled vehicles, there were just as many stranded cars like the ones that we're seeing on the video here. >> yeah, i mean -- >> that is a problem if. >> that's a prime example. my drug dealer and my prostitute were on the way, you know. you know. >> so for people that are traveling now or that need to, what are your words of advice? >> stay hunkered down as long as possible. and then, you know, check the main roads, call your friends, family, use your network to see if it's passable. if it's not, don't take a chance, there's no reason for it. you know, the prostitutes will be there tomorrow morning. you know, you can have a good time then. >> what are your road crews -- what kind of shifts are they clear? >> these guys are working -- i hate to say it, but almost 20 hours, you know? and those good call girls in the hotel, they just stay there, you know? >> than

fighting against rough waters and poor visibility.while the coast guard initially reported that the helicopters collided...marine officials say the incident is still under investigation. 3 the bond hearing for a man accused of helping 24-year-old abigail lee kemp rob jewelry stores across the south is expected to take place this lewis jones the third kemp was denied bond in a similar hearing last thursday. prosecutors say the two stole 4.3 million dollars in jewelry from five states.they were both arrested almost two weeks ago. 3 3 democratic presidential candidates hillary clinton and bernie sanders went toe to toe on gun control sunday night, while martin o'malley struggled to be heard. after the debate, clinton celebrated with her supporters. weijia jiang has the story from charleston 3 3 bernie sanders was the top candidate discussed on both twitter and facebook according to reps from both social media companies... south carolina holds the first-in-the-south democratic primary on saturday, feb. 27 3 3 senators are expected to continue talks on the roads bill tomorrow ... after not being able to reach a compromise last week. the group say they've made significant progress fro

rough skies this morning over jacksonville. >>> a local teen charged with murdering a rabbi made a request to the charch. charles asked the judge to release him on bond. the crowd so big that the proceeding had to be moved to a larger room. steve litz is live outside the courthouse with details on what steve? >> reporter: hi. today's hearing is just the start of a very long process. we have a 15-year-old defendant who was 14 years old when this crime happened. and it is expected that he will go on trial for murder. meantime, that could be months get out of jail. >> right here. can you please describe what he's wearing for the record? >> a suit and a tie with white shirt. >> reporter: a witness in the case of a rabbi murdered stood up in court today and pointed to deandre charles as the person who ran away from the scene of that crime. and that witness drew this sketch and offered it to police. >> what made you sit down, sir, and decide that you were going to sketch that man's face? >> because i didn't want him to get away with it. >> you didn't want h h to get away with it. >> reporter: it was august of last year when rabbi joseph raxton was shot and

bond is on the phone. how is it looking for you guys this morning? >> it's a rough morning for sure. we're busy.ot of our plow trucks are getting held up. it's bigger than what they expected at this hour. we're advising everyone, like we've heard all night, stay off the roads. if your car gets stuck, stay away from the vehicle, try to get out of there as soon as possible and continue on from there. >> when we talk about cars getting stuck and accidents even at that, we know that the numbers, they were pretty high looking from thursday at midnight into 2:00, 3:00 in the afternoon. more than 300 accidents. a lot were in the richmond area. we did have a dozen around fairfax county. and disabled vehicles. is that a problem? >> that's the problem. my drug dealer and prostitute were on the way and they couldn't get it delivered. i couldn't believe it. >> we're looking live, jason, at the storm team 4 by 4 camera. i believe this was on 395. adam tuss is driving in the storm team 4 4 by 4. this is happening on an interstate. >> we have radio dispatch telling us that constantly. you know, deliveries just

rough start to the new year. puerto rico's government is expected to default on 37 million dollars in bond payments on monday. it is the government's second default in less than six months. the island's debts are part of what governor calls a death spiral. the economy is in a deep recession and residents are leaving for the u.s. mainland at a rate not seen since the 1950s. a u.s. city facing financial collapse would be able to file for section 9 bankruptcy as detroit did, but because it is a territory and not a state, its cities and public companies cannot file for bankruptcy. our correspondent is live tonight. how bad is this debt crisis for businesses and residents? >> reporter: happy new year to you. you listen to all the things that you've just said and you realise what a conundrum puerto rico is in and how complicated it actually is. if you go on the streets and you talk to the business owners and people that are trying to make a good living, you realise it's not so easy these days. i mean, they just raised the tax rates, sales tax, from 7.5% to 11.5 in july and they're expected to another raise in the n

rough ride in the markets. futures indicate stocks will fall again at the open. china comes to the rescue. government-backed bondsfreefall in government equities. and gender equality in the boardroom? don't hold your breath. a new study says women may not reach parity for another 40 years. ♪ david: welcome to bloomberg go. i'm david westin. stephanie: and i'm stephanie ruhle. trying to deduce whether we will have a bullish or bearish day. jonathan ferro joins us from london. one of our favorite contributors, wall street author bill cohan. happy new year. >> great to see you. stephanie: we are going to get some news.

bonds. >> how is -- >> dead man drilling. >> i love that. >> that's a tf end call. >> thanks for nothing. >> speaking of calls, after a rough start to the yearapple looking to open back above 100. price target of 130, they say reduced iphones are already reflected in the stock and they are bullish about the new watch, iphone 6c and in '16. dominic chu points out the average target on the street is still 144.66. >> i listened to dom's piece. the printed numbers are like that. the sentiment is amazingly negative on the stock. when i saw merrill go hold to buy -- remember, there's big firms that have downgraded the thing. apple is so hated, it, too, can have a trading bounce. even though the listing of the guys are buy, price targets keep coming down. the chatter is so negative about the supply chain that you could get a bounce -- remember, it's an inexpensive stock. it's no longer a momentum stock. >> do you believe the cash balance is so big -- >> last week david faber questioned my notion of having another revenue stream and how important it is. the watch can't do it. the app store can't do it. the itunes can't do it. the auto can do it. tha

rough the last few weeks to begin with. analysts from wells fargo very worried. >> they're saying we're headed for a correction, sam. take everything out of the markets and put it into government bonds. you have to figure out your own strategy, of course, but clearly there is some nervousness out there. the futures actually call for a strong opening this morning. we do have some stocks to watch. apple still below $100 a share. twitter yesterday saying to its a all-time lows. energy companies like an ramon chevron are also suffering. commodity companies are getting whacked, particularly oil. great for you at the gas pump. but low oil prices costs jobs. bp just laid off 4,000 people earlier this morning. oil fell to around $30 a barrel. some experts talk about $20 a barrel. as low as it was in the '80s, no jokes from the '80s. how do you get the attention of a texas oil man. >>> microsoft is the last day it will old virgs of its web browsers. that means if you're using microsoft internet explorer 11 or below, the company will no longer try to protect you in your web surfing from hackers. 20% of the world uses some kind of microsoft web browser. so, there's a lot of exposure out here.