the one that says bong, bong, bong. clearly that is done by a bot.n you look at the other ones that are actually active, among the 271 million active users, very he can are, you -- vivek, you use it, i use it, i follow you so i know you use it. opportunity to promote things and get attention does it outweigh the millions of bots out there that will never view a advertisement that twitter puts up? >> you and i are worth following. liz: thank you. >> than putting silly things out there. i'm not sure how twitter is commercializing it. frankly i don't watch ads on twitter. i don't know if you seen an ad. i don't know how they're commercializing me other than the fact i'm creating content for them. short term they will inflate them, for next one or two quarters. long-term, pessimistic still. david: vivek, for our viewers who don't know who you are, you advise a lot of important people in government, more important than government people, are entrepreneurs, folks in the private sector. what do you them them about twitter? do you tell them that you guys hav

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and this intel processor lets me adapt to it. [ intel bong ] and keller graduate school of managementr training camp... my professors... they were also my coaches. and my biggest supporters. their guidance from start to finish... helped me get my latest promotion...at microsoft. [ male announcer ] get started now with our merit based career catalyst scholarship. new students could qualify for up to $20,000. funds are limited. to be considered you must apply by august 29th at devry.edu. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> hello, everybody. welcome back. i'm here with the one and only julia roberts. [ cheers and applause ] and we're about to try a new game called "face ball." ♪ face ball! >> jimmy: now, the game is simple. the game is simple. you and your opponent sit down in your chairs, and you throw your ball in your opponent's face. >> what? throw it in your face? >> jimmy: yes, you throw -- they don't hurt. they don't hurt at all. you're going to throw it at -- throw it at my face as hard as you can. and i'll be easy on you. but we have these super slow-mo cameras, these phantom cameras.

he's gonna be like -- [ laughter ] >> steve: you're drawing a a bong.mmy: no, i'm not drawing a a bong. [ laughter ] do you guys ever go online or watch tv and you see some weird, random thing on your screen. something that's just like accidentally funny. well, we asked you guys to keep an eye out for the stuff like that and take a screengrab of it and send it to us. we got a ton of great ones in. now, i want to share some of our favorites. it's time for screengrabs. here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: the first screengrab was sent in to us by derrick tillis in eau claire, wisconsin. it's a craiglist ad that he saw. let's see what it's for. it's for new, never-worn wedding dress. [ light laughter ] that's great. but look at the photo. it's clearly being worn by -- >> steve: by someone. >> jimmy: -- someone. i believed him for a second that that was never worn. >> steve: until he lied. >> jimmy: until the photo that he put on of a human wearing it. the next screengrab was sent in by kristy mullens of elk grove village, illinois. [ cheers and

and this intel processor lets me adapt to it. [ intel bong ] [ male announcer ] cats will do anythinge of temptations treats. what are you doing? oh, here, check this out. ♪ [ meows ] temptations. cats can't resist. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. we're back. still to come music from ok go. our next guest is a comedian, podcaster, and now book writer. "the todd glass situation" is his story of being jewish, dyslexic, closeted, and very funny. it is a tale for all todds everywhere. please say hello to comedy's national treasure, todd glass. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] it's so rare that anyone gets a standing ovation on this show. >> how does it happen? don rickles, me, and maybe the president. >> jimmy: not the president, no. just you and don rickles. that was incredible. and here i am thinking almost none of these people have any idea who you are. [ laughter ] todd, why did you call the book "the todd glass situation"? >> well, honestly? >> jimmy: yeah. >> because the first title they wouldn't let me call it. >> jimmy: what did you want to call it? >>

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and this intel processor lets me adapt to it. [ intel bong ] [ male announcer ] cats will do anythingte of temptations treats. what are you doing? oh, here, check this out. ♪ [ meows ] temptations. cats can't resist. why would you want to avoid them? because i don't want to... you know what? i'm gonna bring my maintenance guy in here to tell you all about it. roddy! so, uh, without your fee, your checking chamber can't run smoothly. every time you put money in, it causes, uh...deposit friction. gotta get some fiscal lube on there. [ male announcer ] it's time to bank human again. [ defeated] okay. [ male announcer ] avoid monthly maintenance fees at td bank with a minimum checking balance of just $100. td bank. america's most convenient bank. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. we're back. still to come music from ok go. our next guest is a comedian, podcaster, and now book writer. "the todd glass situation" is his story of being jewish, dyslexic, closeted, and very funny. it is a tale for all todds everywhere. please say hello to comedy's national treasure, todd glass. [ che

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[bong] wrapped and grilled to go. so i use old spice to smell like a real human man. [people gasping] is this seat taken? it is now. can i pet your cloud please? sure! [ rumbling ] woah! aah! he doesn't like to be touched there. mmm! [ male announcer ] pet the rainbow! taste the rainbow. [ male announcer ] pet the rainbow! wel[thunder]he new cricket wireless. did you know that over 97% of americans are covered by our network? wooo! cricket. something to smile about. ♪ have the experts at o'hare party prepair replace them with tositos fajita scoops! these chips have red peppers you can actually see. no wonder they taste like fajitas. we'll even install a jar of delicous and cheesy queso blanco dip. your party will be movin' and grovin' in no time. tostitos... ...bring the party! (cheers and applause) >> stephen: welcome back, everybody. nation, nation, i have said it before, you know it-- folks, opinions are like a holes, in that mine is the best. this is tip of the hat, wag of the finger. (cheers and applause) first up, folks, some scary news out of poland where a pri

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enterprises have wanted to come to america, and access to our market, now under these policies that bong put, they are try -- obama administration put in they are trying to leave, that is the great tragedy, we're no longer competitive. they are voting with their fight, we need to do -- with their feet, we need to ensure we have a fair, flatter simpler more competitive tax code. that is what economic patriotism is about. i don't know details of burger king is considering. neil: you should try t the doube whopper. >> i do have my favorite. neil: your name comes up as a future you know big leader, beyond what you already are, maybe next speaker of the house, what do you think? >> always flattering to have your name mentioned. i guess they don't like me if they are trying to force me into this particular job. right now, a republican congress congre am concerned about the november elect in front of us. neil: they don't bli flip over mr. boehner but they like you. >> i don't think this is mart for republican to be talking about leadership elections, the speaker has a tough job, i expect and ho

air strikesancy isil continue as bong finds itself -- obama administration finds its aligned with iraq again, this time, about. >> in fight against isil only after day new iraqi government is formed here is marie huff denying a report an effort to out of maliki has been underway for months. >> suggestion that an effort to oust maliki had been underway since june. is there any truth to that report. >> there is not, as i have said, multiple times from this podium, this is for the iraqis to decide. >> secretary of state john kerry making it clear yesterday that iraq's future does not include mr. maliki, saying that united states will do everything possible in order to support and unhold the constitution that the new president is following appropriatappropriately, they h3 candidates for prime minister, none are mr. maliki. and to add insult to injury, iran endorseing the attempted remove rally of maliki, and endorseing his replacement alibidi . also tonight, supposedly moderate faction of palestinian politics, now openly celebrating deaths of israelie soldiers whie negotiates for gaza peac

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and this intel processor lets me adapt to it. [ intel bong ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi therem petty and the heartbreakers are still to come. congratulations on your emmy nomination. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] it was awkward the year we were announcing nominations together and i wasn't nominated. it's like you felt bad for me. >> jimmy: i was also in pajamas and you were dressed like an adult. >> you were. >> jimmy: if by any chance i wind up presenting your category, i'm just going to give it to you regardless of who wins. >> yes. see what i mean? friends in high places. >> jimmy: nobody has ever done that before. or if they had, we don't know. i promise i will do that if i find myself -- >> now, if you're presenting in the category and i happen to win, nobody will think i earned it. >> jimmy: i'll hold up the card. >> okay. good plan. if he doesn't hold up the card, you know what happened. >> jimmy: if i don't hold up the carding something terrible happened. can you tell us anything about what -- about what the plan is for -- >> yes. i knew you would ask. i, too,

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and this intel processor lets me adapt to it. [ intel bong ] boys, can i get some help?u don't want doritos. ♪ [ whistles ] [ whimpers ] ♪ ha! ♪ [ crunch! ] yay! whoo-hoo. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey there. tonight on the show from "dallas" on tnt, jordana brewster will join us. and later, a very talented young woman from right here in l.a. her new album, "goddess" comes out september 9th, banks from the at&t outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] by the way, i was talking to guillermo during the commercial break. and tell everybody what you're going to be doing next week. >> guillermo: next week, i have to go to jury duty. >> jimmy: i just like to hear you say jury duty. that was howdy doody's wife. jury duty. our first guest is the most physically intimidating golden globe-winning actor this side of natalie portman. he has been in many great movies including "diner," "the wrestler" and "the pope of greenwich village." next up, you can see him play a psychopath named marv in "sin city: a dame to kill for." it opens in theaters august 22nd. please welcome micke

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i took the bong, cooked grilled cheese sandwiches. used his body as a stand. there's a rumor in the state of california, i was homeless, they're burning this dude. they ate his eyeballs. it got righteously out of proportion. >> where were his eyeballs? >> no, one eyeball. >> we don't know. we have no clue. >> with this l.a. county jail murder, christian was now a made man in the mexican mafia, he could have been a free man many in an ironic twist, he was found not guilty of the murder/robbery that brought him to jail in the first place. >> back to the original case, 15 months later, all this is happening. long 15 months. now, i go to court. i'm loaded in court. christian, not guilty. not guilty? murder/robbery trial? this is unheard of. now i got all these cases, i'm washed. >>> coming up, christian does the unthinkable. >> believe me when i say, that was the hardest thing i've ever done in my life. >> a street gang terrorizes the yards of corcoran. >> before they get us, we get them. just you...with the when gray creeps in do you lose it all? not you. new tou

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