our traders on the desk are pete najarian, brian kelly, steven sieberg and brian grasser. lumber liquidators getting taken to the wood shed and a shocking call on the market. why one well-known insider sees a 10% pullback in the s&p 500 right arounded corner and where he's putting his money to work and later is one of the hottest trades in 2016 about to come to a screeching halt. what it is and why it could have big implications for stocks and first the markets. stocks snapping a five-day winning streak ending at lows of the session. the s&p 500 closing below 2,000. oil was weak sending energy stocks lower by 4% and financials pulled back also to the teen of 11.5%. so with cracks starting to show in the month long rally that we've seen, which half stocks or sectors could be the first now to burn out? pete, what do you say? >> you know, i'm looking at the energy sector and specifically when i look in that sector i'm looking at will drillers and the problem with the drillers is

k-9-- "broc" and his partner -- officer brian kelly carefully suspect. at first he refused but "broc" had 9other plans. police say a situation like this is ideal -- where you can scare the up without having to do anything. officer brian kelly when arrests happen like this one. we all know cheryl has a sweet tooth... 'mash-up; desert that will satisfy even your desire more in a moment... but first, lets check in with marty wyoming. south dakota comes in 2nd, according to bankrate-dot-com. colorado comes in third. new york has the distinction of being the worst state to retire in according to this survey. analysts looked at things like cost of living, crime rates and healthcare. fast food giant mcdonald's is rolling out a new promotion in sweden called happy goggles. with a little unfolding, tearing and folding, consumers can transform a happy meal box into a v-r headset similar in look to google's cardboard. happy goggles and a smartphone can be used to play mcdonald's new skiing game and navigate down the the headsets will be available in sweden starting

traders tim seymour, karen finerman and brian kelly. >>> where is oil going next? a shocking call you don't want to mix. emerging markets doing something they haven't done in over five years. what that is and what the best opportunities to make money are right now and a major street fight on apple is brewing as the stock surges higher. is it dead money or are new highs in store? traders will take sides but first we start off with market. another big day for stocks and the dow and s&p closing at new highs for 2016 and what stood out was an outperformance in tech and financials. salesforce, action vision, metlife, bancorp, they lead us higher. what say you? >> i will say this.

traders are peter najarian, brian kelly, karen firn men and guy adami. if you've been sitting out the rally we've got three stocks to get you back in the name. we'll give you the name and crude and stocks did something very unusual and it could be the quote, key to economic nivena and the techerass e-i on the new smartphone. we head into the biggest week of stocks with the bank of japan meeting and the fed on deck. if you're nervous about the markets where do you put your money to work right now? are there opportunities out there. these are the hideout stocks. >> hey, i'm always nervous. what do you say? >> yeah. >> three names. look for names that have done pretty well over an interesting last month and the three that come to mind for me are coca-cola, which is making all-time highs.

traders are peter najarian, steve grasso, brian kelly and guy adami. doesn't a big bubble just burst on the market but it shouldn't scare you just yet because one strategist says that very thing could spell big gains for stocks. we'll explain. plus, from first to worst, the best performing stock in the s&p is now officially in bear market territory. what that is and whether traders are betting on a turnaround. but, first, we start with a breaking news on former chesapeake energy ceo aubrey mcclendon and let's get straight to sue herera with the very latest on this developing story, sue? >> an accident happened earlier this morning about 8:15 a.m. this morning, and aubrey mcclendon, the former ceo of chesapeake energy, was identified by the oklahoma city police department as being the victim in this one-car accident that occurred on a country road in hockey hockey city. here is what paco baldarama had to say about the circumstances surrounding the accident.

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our traders on the desk are tim seymour, karen finerman, brian kelly and dan nathan. tonight on "fast." are you down for the year? we may have stumbled on a wonderful way to beat the market that could save your portfolio. are the perma bears ready to throw in the towel? one of the biggest bears is here with a surprising call and gas prices have been falling for the past year but why aren't restaurant stocks representing the benefit? a surprising answer from the ceo of one of the largest companies in the united states. we start with apple, is biggest story on wall street and main street. the stock is losing gains after the company announced updates of several key products earlier today in cupertino. josh lipton is on the ground there with the very latest. josh. >> reporter: new products announced today, including a new smaller version of the ipad pro. remember, apple executives billed the ipad pro as the future of personal computing and said for many people the ipad pro can replace the pc. take a listen to what apple's

traders are steve grasso, brian kelly, karen finerman and guy adami. stocks hitting their highest level of the year but a top technician says something is very wrong with this rally. he'll tell you what that is and how you can protect yourself. plus, fedex out with a big beat and the stock is surging after hours. the call getting under way right now and we'll bring you the latest and the implications on what that should mean for the broader markets, and later energy space is so bad right now that it could actually be good news for one very crucial part of the market. we'll tell what you that is, but, first, we start with what was the most northern day for the markets this year. both the dow and s&p 500 closing out their highest levels of the year as the fed left rates unchanged and signaled two rate hikes later on this year. now, that looks like the fed seemingly has cold feet so what are you doing with your portfolio at this point? guy? >> i think you stay with the cold market. i think gold is telling you everything you need to know over the last thre

traders are steve grasso, brian kelly, karen finerman and guy adami.g their highest level of the year but a top technician says something is very wrong with this rally. he'll tell you what that is and how you can protect yourself. plus, fedex out with a big beat and the stock is surging after hours. the call getting under way right now and we'll bring you the latest and the implications on what that should mean for the broader markets, and later energy space is so bad right now that it could actually be good news for one very crucial part of the market. we'll tell what you that is, but, first, we start with what was the most northern day for the markets this year. both the dow and s&p 500 closing out their highest levels of the

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the k-9, brock, and his partner, officer brian kelly approached the suspect. at first, hernandez refused to turn himself in, but brock convinced him otherwise. >> gave him several k-9 warnings. i told the police k-9, he needed to get on the ground, or release the dog. he decided to make the right choice and surrender. >> that right choice has led hernandez to the el paso county jail. he's wanted on several felony warrants. >>> it's one thing to read about world war ii, and another to have lived it. >> reporter: there are those >> reporter: and then there are those who live it. >> you might say we worked as a team. >> reporter: he fought in europe during world war ii, including the battle of the bulge. >> many times, i was carrying a 30-pound radio on my back, and go with the captain, and he would be up directing the artillery area it's called living history lessons. for the last four years, colorado veterans of world war ii have shared their stories with students of south high. >> we did participate in the invasion of okinawa. >> reporter: most of these vetera

and brian kelly, thank you for your time as well. be sure to stick around.re's more coming up next hour on "fast money." they are going bear hunting. are the biggest bears ready to throw in the towel? they'll start with former director under president reagan, david stockman, what might get him to turn around. apple unveiling the long awaited smaller iphone. will it translate into bigger profits? that's next. >>> and mark zuckerberg in china trying to persuade that country to lift its ban on the social network. find out whether facebook will be able to crack the massive china market. you're watching cnbc, first in business worldwide. it hotcakes. this place has hotcakes. so why aren't they selling like hotcakes? with comcast business internet and wifi pro, they could be. just add a customized message to your wifi pro splash page and you'll reach your customers where their eyes are already - on their devices. order up. it's more than just wifi, it can help grow your business. you don't see that every day. introducing wifi pro, wifi that helps grow your busines

we have our own mike santoli and mohamed el erian and brian kelly joins us as well.want to begin with crude oil. if we can show interday what's happening here. people are getting so excited about a bottom being in the incredible 45% rally off the lows now but you can see there just really sliding all day and down almost 4.5% at the moment. >> you actually had a lot of non-oil players backing this idea that you're in rally mode. you could have both things be true, it could be a bottom in oil and the market could be well setup for a big pullback. you mention the five-day rally in stocks, it's been a 16-day 6% rally, a pull back in equities, all things considered. >> no relation to mohamed here, but etf that's really gotten kicked today. one interesting thing that happened, u.s. bankruptcy judge chapman in man at an did rule that they could break the contracts. that closed down 6.5%. if you did break these contracts, mohamed, that might be a signal to other distressed players that they could get relief in bankruptcy court individually but more of a problem for sector at

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traders are tim seymour, steve grasso, brian kelly and guy adami. tonight on "fast" apple is quietly doing something very interesting ahead of its major announcement monday. we'll tell you what it is and how you can profit from the big event. plus, valeant ceo has a simple message for his employees. we ain't broke. did he just break one of the oldest rules in the book? we'll explain and how would you like to buy shares of mcdonald's for less than a cost of a happy meal? how to do that, first markets and historic week for stocks, both the dow and s&p closing out in the green for 2016. on track for the biggest comeback since fdr was president. >> whoa. >> but it appears as if most investors actually missed out. check this out. according to etf.com since hitting the february lows people have actually been pulling money out of the market, so who has been buying? does this mean that there's more room to run. what does this mean? >> i've clearly missed it. i thought it was going to stop 40 or 50 points going to the s&p and here we are. so what's next? if

i'm melissa lee, traders are tim seymour, steve grasser, brian kelly and guy adami. tonight on "fast" the man wholed can a the fall in valeant, the only analyst with a sell rating for nearly two years on the stock. he tells us how he saw it coming and when he thinks is next for this beaten down stock. >>> plus, one of the most important indicators in the market is flashing a buy sign. we'll explain why it could finally be safe to start buying, and later facebook making the list of the most popular stocks on the street and following the in crowd may not be your best bet. we've got the four stocks you need to avoid and first start off with the markets closing at two-month highs with the s&p closing just a hair above 2,000, what a week, s&p posting gains of 7.2% and this might be the reason why. oil, its best week since august, a stunning 10% move this week alone. so where do we go from here and as we even look out to the ecb and china's national congress next week, is oil still the key to this market in. >> guy. >> i think it is, it started on february 6th and we talke

let's bring back brian kelly and tim seymour to get your reactions. you going to be watching most closely this week, brian? >> i think it is the yellen speech. we have the fed meeting which i took yellen as being quite dovish. i think the market did too. we saw the dollar fall, we saw dovish signals out there. within the last weekend, 48 hour period, four different fed governors came out and said, hey, you know what, april is back on the table, we might be hiking rates. i want to hear what yellen has to say, whether she walks back some of her dovishness or not. if i look at the numbers that steve put up, low jobless claims, low jobs -- sorry, low unemployment, and a basically flattish to 2% cpi at the fed's numbers and if i'm purely looking at that, there is no reason why april shouldn't be back on the table. >> tim and to you, steve. has all this transparency we seem to be lauding generally, everybody in favor of transparency, is the transparency confusing things on the fed, from the fed? >> you have many camps within the fed and voting and nonvoting

brian kelly is editor and chief content officer at "u.s. news & world report." big thing has to be quality of life. what exactly does quality of life mean when someone is looking for a place to live? >> so we took a number of factors that people valid as important. we survey people across the country. things like commuting, crime, education, health care. the basics. and certainly things related to environment and taking care of those become really important factors for folks. not the only factors. we have seven different facts we put into place here. but that was really probably the dominate one. when you look at all of these cities that was the pattern we saw. >> look at colorado. two cities in the top ten. >> yeah, yeah. now i don't think it's the marijuana but other things about colorado that are appealing. i'm sure you've been there. that epitomizes quality of life for a lot of people. the commuting issue that you have in many of the big cities isn't so much there. you've got the natural beauty. you've got very progressive politics. it's a combination of thi

some like it cold and some like it hot. >> brian kelly, thank you. dominated hit music around the world, then he apparently disappeared until now. >> the great phil collins is re-releasing all of his solo >> here is the face behind the yes you'll be in my heart >> with hits in the '80s and '90s like "you'll be in my heart" phil collins sold about 150 million albums. that makes him one of the top selling artists of all time. now he is reintroducing some of the classics and guess what. he spoke with anthony mason about what it means for his future in music. >> reporter: good morning. it's been a long time since we have heard from phil collins who abruptly announced his retirement five years ago. since then, he has wrestled with depression and divorce, and a neck injury that prevents him but, now, he is back -- well, almost. give me one more night just one more night >> reporter: with seven number one hits in the '80s. >> reporter: phil collins became his music inescapable. the back half of the '80s you were everywhere. >> i know. i'm sorry. no. i do fe

prison camera outside his window to monitor his activity, he begins to yell at "lockup" cameraman brian kelly. >> go film from [ bleep ] child molesters. >>> coming up -- >> we will not negotiate with terrorists! >> the anger in ad seg intensifies. >> you know what, you want to think it's [ bleep ] funny? >>> shortly after our arrival at the limon correctional facility in colorado, two inmates in administrative segregation loudly protested our interview of a sex offender. one of them, george graph, even flooded his cell by intentionally backing up his toilet. >> we will not negotiate with terrorists! >> the prison special response team is called in to extract him from his cell. when inmates don't cooperate, the team uses o.c. gas, a form of pepper spray, to gain compliance. >> get on your knees! >> in this case, graph will be moved to a stripped down cell until his can be cleaned and his behavior improves. >> this [ bleep ] sucks. >> but first, he's given the opportunity to shower off the stinging o.c. gas. afterwards, he still blamed us for his actions. >> that's the reasoning all of this is

. >> captain brian kelly said they spent hours digging through the scene trying to find any link to a killer. >> we searched the residence to make sure there's nothing left behind by the criminals. >> the families of the couple has been there for a year and they originally from claremont. damien lineberger says he just >> we just don't know at this time. we hope someone comes forward in a something. >> neima abdulahi fox 46 wjzy. kayla: a heartbreaking loss for the 10-year-old daughter. we have learned she was not home at the time. this is an ongoing investigation anyone with information is asked to contact catawba county sheriff's office. bill: until fox 46 follow-up deputies say the couple that caught trying to bury a body and alexander counties they see more murder charges in stanley county. investigators say there's evidence that shows tony hearne and linsey lentz killed robert hearne. albermarle is charging them with first-degree murder as well as failure to report a death. officials say robert hearne is tony's uncle but the motive has not been released. kayla: police have identi

brian kelly and i were talking about this. because he's a bear in the market and not feeling so good but able to buy calls to the upside to hedge his short so there's different ways you can hedge these positions right now. >> tow know what i took yesterday as, the best evidence yet that they're noise. janet yellen is the only voice in the room that truly matters. she is the one that brought clarity to the conversation yesterday when it so badly needed it. i know you have the gentleman you brought on today that matters but she is the voice that counts. >> i think that's right. some people lead you away and some lead you astray. it takes the federal reserve chair with an unlimited balance sheet to corner mr. wonderful. that's the only person that puts him in a position of he can't make a deal. that's one. two, i don't like this premise that you have begun this show with green light to stocks. if you told me that company x widely held came up with a 10% earnings beat i'd say that's a green light for stocks. what did yellen do? to

yesterday's on "countdown to the closing bell," this is why you need to watch the show, brian kelly from gas utility fund which is up 11% over the past five years told you about his one stock pick. when guest says the company, and natural gas is the most performing sector of the year. this is hitting a lifetime intraday high, that happened yesterday. just slightly below that $50.51 but if you stretch it out this company has done really well and managed to diverge natural gas, the overall performance of the commodity more than $0.25, one gas has a dividend of 2.4%. precisely plummeting gases prices have forced what turned out to be a pretty stunning possibility. one of the richest nations on the planet is going to which its hat in hand to international bankers asking for a loan. that nation's saudi arabia. the oil-rich company will bake for up to $8 billion, that is the first time in a decade the kingdom has made a plea like this. more insight, a former opec chief economist, dr. sami, how bad must things be in saudi arabia has indeed billion dollar loan according to reuters. >> most opec

. >> brian kelly? >> that's me. we had the market rally toward the end of the day.ne name that didn't is black rock. i'm short it. i think you sell black lock. >> remember, tomorrow's good friday so the markets are closed. we'll see you back here monday at 5:00. don't go anywhere, "mad money" with jim cramer starts right now. have a great weekend. great wee. \s >>> my miss is simple, to make you money. i'm here to level the playing field for all investor. i problem to help you find the bull market. "mad money" starts right now. i'm just trying to make you money. my job is to educate and teach you. call me or tweet me. let's cut right to the chase. a couple days ago, some federal reserve officials direct slur broke ranks with the chairwok, making it clear they don't

kelly, what can you add? >> reporter: brian, we are at the metro station, the maelbeek metro station where that second or third blast actually occurred, two blasts at the airport, a third one here earlier this morning at the height of the morning commute. first let me just set the scene for you, brian. the metro station is behind me a good distance, there's one entrance off to the left. of course, you can see tactical police here securing the scene, there are also investigators further down the street working more closely on the scene where the actual blast happened. we understand that when this happened there were many, many commuters inside, one witness told us that he heard the blast, everything went to black, when he was able to see again he saw many, many casualties. we now understand from rescue officials that perhaps more than 70 have been injured. the reports are that 15 have died at this scene. in terms of what's happening now, brian, we can tell you that there is quite a bit of activity in this part of brussels anyway

brian kelly is here with us, governor, what is going on here?t's lighter than we have seen in primary caucus states. what is going on? >> it's a beautiful day out, neil. when you have 64-degree weather in march in michigan, i mean, people have a lot of things they'll be doing, but the turnout overall for an election this time of the year is going to be above average. so stay tuned. there's a lot of people very, very interested in this race. >> i'm sure you can cut that tension with a knife, sir, i have no doubt. i know you're supporting governor kasich. this is an important state for him narrowing the gap from big double digits to depending on the poll, eight or nine points, what do you think? does he have to win this state? many people say just to stop the trump momentum. and he would have to win his home state of ohio next week. >> well, he has a tremendous amount of momentum all across the state. i've been with him at several locations and statalking to peo over the course of the last week. every day he gets stronger and stronger and stronger

here is the points guy, brian kelly. good morning to you. >> thanks for having me. >> some people say i don't fly that often. >> i tell people if you shop or eat food you can be earning tons of miles. >> before we get into the details you have a special way of keeping track of the different points and programs. >> it does get confuser. there are sites which will track miles and let you know if they are about to expire. >> earning miles. you don't just fly to get miles. >> a lot of credit cards where you can earn miles but in addition you can sign up for dining programs. you sign up your credit card or debit card and earn extra miles automatically. your corner juice shop or large national chain you get free miles. >> you have another tip about buying gift cards. >> when i see people using cash it drives me crazy because you are not earning valuable miles or points. use a credit card at a grocery store and buy gift cards whether graduation or wedding earn points and the value of the gift is still the same. >>> the next iss

the quarter, so do these results give more fuel for the bears it to the left of me specifically, brian kellyet's put this in perspective. these earnings weren't bad. they just missed really good estimates. the stock itself trading 30 times earnings, had a very nice run. that's probably what you're seeing the reaction to. what i thought was curious, though, initially they talked about the revenue being a miss because of strong dollar but the dollar has been weak. so i'm not really sure how they're blaming it on that. once we get through the conference call maybe there will be more clarity on that. i think it was an okay earnings report. it doesn't really change my view, though. >> tim, you're long. >> there's a couple reasons you stay long nike. this is truly to me an ologopy at best. you're getting a bit of a dividend in the way they're growing. their growth in europe, despite all we want to say about europe especially because of the comps don't look as good. china, despite what dan thinks about the stock market equating to the economy, ultimately again 7% of the chinese consumers are in the

brian. >> kelly o'donnell, thanks. let's go over to andrea mitchell. to quote the journey song playing in the background while kelly was speaking, don't stop believing. that is what the dreamers and the true believers on this team will be saying. under the surface, won't some democrats be saying to the republicans, if we succeed, if we get a democratic president, you'll be longing for the days when merrick garland was our pick for the court because he is such a moderate. now we're going to put up a liberal, say. >> i think the best argument is that some of those republicans may be facing, the political arguments might be just think of what president trump or president cruz would nominate, whom they would nominate. we're going to take a break, i think. mitch mcconnell has taken the floor, but we'll complete that thought on the other side. >> republicans in the senate, mitch mcconnell. >> so of course, of course, the american people should have a say in the court's direction. it is a president's constitutional right to nominate a supreme court justice, a

. >> meanwhile, "lockup" director of photography, brian kelly, is covering jones as he processed outon. >> there you go. take your i.d. with you. have a good one. >> appreciate it. >> good luck. stay out of here. >> it was very typical of what we do on a release. the paperwork, the processing, making sure they get their money, changing out the clothes. and very interesting stuff. but one of the more enjoyable elements of lockup for me is when i see the second camera footage. to me it's always great to see that other side that i wasn't able to see when we were actually filming. >> what's the first thing you're going to do when you see him? >> as releases inevitably move slowly, the segment producer tracy found herself outside the prison with a new responsibility. >> i was entertaining the children by sort of running around the car with alexi and having her chase me around. >> but powell soon got some unexpected help. >> two dogs appeared out of nowhere. they came up to the vehicle where we were standing by. they let us pet them and got really comfortable around us and the kids. >> loo

. >> bowles later invited director of photography brian kelly to experience mattress curling.ne of his improvised in-cell workouts. >> stick your ass out, like you're taking a squat. guarantee that will [ bleep ] you up quick. >> it's heavy. >> yeah. you feel it? >> oh, yeah. >> my arms are bigger than his. >> look at the guns. >> it was as if i was doing a barbell curl. i don't know what the weight was but there was some resistance there and it was an effective exercise for these guys to actually work their biceps. it was great. i'm going to go back to work. >> while prisons are full of male inmates, sweating and grunting through their workouts, we've noticed many female inmates take a more relaxed approach to fitness. >> by far, male inmates work out much more than female inmates. it's -- it's very rare to see a male inmate that doesn't work out. just like it's kind of rare to see a female inmate that works out a lot. >> but there are exceptions. >> and that's all me. all day long. >> this is a cage fighter right here. >> well, not anymore. i got a felony now. but, yeah. >>

. >> -- is with a sense of humor, especially for our director of trafy, brian kelly. >> this was my formeris shooting at the same time. >> look at that finger dexterity. >> one of the things that makes this shoot enjoyable -- >> amazing. >> wow. >> -- under some pretty difficult circumstances is the humor. >> take it one day at a time. >> and i'll be the first one to admit i get made fun of a lot. and it's okay. i laugh with them. it's almost like a bonding [ laughter ] >> play that part again just -- one more time about the -- just for this. and look at -- >> i like the voice. i like brian's voice coming out of you. >> i think it's good. >> i like it. >> hey fellas. >> brian's a target for some of the teasing that we get on the inside. >> one more thing. i got to ask. >> is that how i sound? >> absolutely. >> yeah. yeah. >> i have to ask the most embarrassing question i can think of but look at susan. >> remember yesterday when you rubbed your face, and you were deep in thought. can you do that deep in thought face again? can you cry on cue? >> that's not really what happens just for the

. >> i think brian kelly loves that store as well, too. >> only -- only for the short, short, short shorts tough visual. >> anyway, a trade, is there one? >> he said it. >> okay. >> the 67 calls, paying 60 cents for, the bet that will be up 10% by the end of the week. >> mike chouw and check out show on friday at 5:30, can you not unsee things. >>> want to be a millionaire in under 30 minutes, three things you should be doing with your money right after the break. you're watching "fast money" on cnbc, first in business worldwide. here at the td ameritrade trader group, they work all the time. sup jj, working hard? working 24/7 on mobile trader, rated #1 trading app on the app store. it lets you trade stocks, options, futures... even advanced orders. and it offers more charts than a lot of other competitors do on desktop. you work so late. i guess you don't see your family very much? i see them all the time. did you finish your derivatives pricing model, honey? td ameritrade. it begins from the the second we're born.er. because, healthier doesn't happen all by itself. it needs to be earned

traders tim seymour, karen finerman and brian kelly. >>> where is oil going next? a shocking call you don't want to mix. emerging markets doing something they haven't done in over five years. what that is and what the best opportunities to make money are right now and a major street fight on apple is brewing as the stock surges higher. is it dead money or are new highs in store? traders will take sides but first we start off with market. another big day for stocks and the dow and s&p closing at new highs for 2016 and what stood out was an outperformance in tech and financials. salesforce, action vision, metlife, bancorp, they lead us higher. what say you? >> i will say this. earnings expectations have been beaten down so much in tech and i say to you if there's any shed of light whatsoever those that have, you know, that are beating have been rewarded by it as far as guidance is concerned. look to guidance. if guidance is better. companies are getting rewarded for that and you'll see that in the performance of names and i look at the semis and they have been beaten

our traders on the desk are tim seymour, david sieberg, karen finerman and brian kelly. tonight on "fast" something happened in the market and it's eerily are reminiscent of the moves right before the august swoon. what that is and how you can protect us and is perma bear peter schiff about to come out of hibernation? marc faber turned bullish yesterday and could sciff follow soon? one thing you need to know. today the story was the volatility in oil, gold and bonds all seeing extreme moves and all coming as the s&p is now negative on the year, so is this a precursor of what's to come next in stocks? brian kell? >> you know my view that i do think we go lower. let's just say you don't share b.k.'s view and you think things will go sideways and we'll have a correction. volatility where it is, one, you have to be cautious. today's move in my view was the dollar. we had a strong dollar today. we had three fed presidents come out and talk about the fact that they may actually hike rates in april and look at what happened. we had the yield curve flatten and had the financials

incredible year with some incredible people that are here today to greet me back on earth. >> brian: scott kelly back on his feet now holding the record for spending the longest continuous amount of time in space. >> tia: we're anticipating an announcement today from 2012 gop romney. he's stepping up his criticism of republican front-runner donald trump and is expected to lay out his reasons why the billionaire should not be the party's candidate. tonight's republican presidential debate in detroit. >> that's right. carson does not see a future of the campaign and it's been canceled. of course, he won't take part. donald trump's overwhelming victories on super tuesday are making him look more and more like the presumptive nominees. some republican leaders are pledging an all-out effort to derail a trump nomination including ohio governor john kasich. >> attacking donald trump or insulting him is not going to peel any voters away from him. >> brian: governor kasich is campaigning in michigan. >> tia: ohio's primary is less than two weeks away and you can count on campaign coverage and reaction fr