i gotta finish writing a play in a couple of days that i can't even start, and just now clint eastwood roughed me up. please, holler but don't hit. you promised me that you'll leave mr. eastwood alone. ok, i promise. good. you don't mean it, you've got your hooves crossed. now say, "i promise." i promise! that's better. gee. let's see now... act one, scene one, page one. [humming] [gasps] [laughing] oh! [screaming] [sobbing] what's going on in here? what happened? that monster! monster? oh, no, i don't mean... look. you just take it easy, will you? sit down and relax a minute. i'll look around. [knocking on door] oh, mr. post? oh, mr. eastwood, come in. come in. mr. post, um, i need your help. well, anything i can do to help a neighbor. [laughing] uh, won't you sit down? thanks. now, uh, what seems to be the problem? horses. [door slams] horses, huh? i--i don't have any trouble with horses. i have other problems. oh, have you? hmm. like, uh, trying to write a play. look, uh, uh, clint, if i help you with your problem, will you help me with mine? well, yeah, if i can, but i came here to

after the threshing they took peters with his best clint eastwood squint for the occasion. a scrap metal sort of a goal at the side of the net. a power-play goal taking it 1-0. there would be some nailbiting. a point shot tipped in by blake wheeler. he would not get beaten again. especially not by a former cane. canes will win this one to-one. -one. some only 241st time they need. basically every time since 1960. track record.

as you know has a new mayor, and the mayor is clint eastwood. they had their first incident today, picked up two jaywalkers, they hung them. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> it is going to be a tough town. [ laughter ] >> also one little item, did you hear that geraldo rivera is -- [ laughter ] >> is in the hospital. >> oh! >> last week he tried to break into arnold schwarzenegger's honeymoon suite. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> now, as you probably know, most people are aware of this, used to only known in the business, television is now in or ratings months. have you noticed every show you watch on television, even the news broadcast have reports on sex or prostitution, like they discovered some brand new thing to talk about. all the shows do it. i tuned in to mr. rogers today. [ laughter ] >> he was drug testing

huey lewis, bill murray, larry the cable guy, clint eastwood, ray romano among the notable. six teams, 12 golfers in all. they all triple bogeyed. look at clint eastwood, the oldest guy in the field. great chip shot right up near the hole. but kenny g will do him one better. he will chip it even closer to the pin. it almost rolls in. watch it roll and roll and roll and negativelies up really close. he is your winner along with bill murray. i think everyone wants him to win so they could hear him talk and drink out of the cup. joe fonzi caught one both of them. >> murray what great coach. did you hear what he told kenny g? >> no. >> he said, knock it close. >> did he exactly. that. >> he looked at me in the eye and nodded and did it. and it was beautiful, because when he nodded, his hair shook, and it reflected in the ocean. it was beautiful. >> yeah. giants first baseman brandon bell got a pretty nice raise today from $3 .6 million to $6.2 million. that's on a one-year deal as bell and the giants avoided salary arbitration. belt hit .280 last year, 18 home runs, but he's als

with special guest stars jennifer lawrence, warren beatty, john travolta, clint eastwood, george clooney springsteen, helen mirren, morgan freeman, james franco, kanye west and... leonardo dicaprio. (applause and cheering) why? (kang and kodos laughing) this has been a bad week, even for you, simpson. concrete in the sandbox? i don't get lost anymore! spreading the rumor that today's lunch would be served by a naked lady. move it! boobs! boobs! i want to see boobs in the soup! there is no naked lunch lady! bart made it up! yes, yes, i-i knew that. there's no hope for you, simpson. you'll be locked in detention until you graduate to the penal system. (laughing) penal. stop laughing! i said "penal," not "penile." (laughs) penile. it's not like you made me say "penis"! (laughing)

my stores are runnin' a clint eastwood promotion. yes, that's your grandpa. to0 bad youdidn't know him before senilityset in. hi, jessica. give your wealthy grandpa a great big smile. oh, she's a littletired, george. we've been shoppingall morning to replacewhat was stolen from lioneland jenny's. show me in the kitchen. you got kitchen stuff, don't you? you live in a living room. you go to bed in the bedroom. let's kitch in the kitchen. then we'll drive youto bellevue and watch you rubin the rubber room. good one, weez. i'll be right in. you're acting strange. strange? what are youup to? up to? must you answerwith a question? question? ok. you're hidingsomething. no. you locked florencein the boiler room. no, but a good thought. george. i'm not hidin' anything. it's something i want to talk about. well, maybei better leave. it's not about you this time. we ought to get a gun. oh, george,not again. yes, again. we've gone overthis before. a gun will make me feel safe in my own house. i'll be terrified. this is my house, and i do whatever i want. oh, please, wee

john wayne and clint eastwood. brad pitt and julia roberts. >> good for them. it was a big night last night. was going on in iowa, you were probably watching "the bachelor." amanda is here to tell us what happened. >> three hours of tv goodness last night. three hours of "the bachelor." >> ben continues his quest for love, and it started with this girl, amanda. she's the mother of two kids. >> cute. >> ben is going to take her out on a hot air balloon ride. she has to wake up early. he decides to wake her up personally at 4:20 in the morning. by breaking into their hotel room, but she lives in the hotel with all the other girls. so take a look at how the morning went. >> okay. >> good morning. >> oh, my god! >> what? >> no! >> i wanted to come wake you up. >> oh, i look so bad. >> whose weave is this? >> not mine. >> i don't want him to smell my dragon breath, but this is me. this is how the guy that i am competing with 11 other women for his heart saw me this >> hey, amanda, we got a date to go on. good morning. >> good morning. hi. >> amanda woke up like good

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alfonso ribero and the former mayor of carmel clint eastwood all participated in the celebrity challenge murray tees off at 8am at spyglass tomorrow followed an hour later by jordan spieth the giants avoided arbitration with 1st baseman brandon belt. by signing him to a 1-year deal for $6.2 million $200,000 below the midpoint salary belt had filed at $7.5 million and the giants countered with $5.3 million youbelt who made $3.6 million last season hit.280 with 18 home runs and was a gold glove finalist he is scheduled to become a free agent after the 2017 season >>:i would collect urine from my teammates heated up and put my ankle and that >> gary :ochocinco is not the only athlete to resport to "urine treatment" baseball players jorge posada and moises alou used to use urine to toughen there hands ochocinco by the way was with his friend terrell owens who was not elected to the nfl hall of fame last saturday but did say tim brown "whined" his way into the hall former 49ers receiver josh morgan accidently shoot himself while cleaning his gun according to tmz the report says morgan was cle

peters with his best clint eastwood squint for the occasion. a scrap metal sort of a goal at the side of the net. a power-play goal taking it 1-0. there would be some nailbiting. a point shot tipped in by blake wheeler. he would not get beaten again. especially not by a former cane. canes will win this one to-one. some only 241st time they need. basically every time since 1960. that is a pretty remarkable track record. the tar heels buckle down for the game. beating duke is not come easy in recent times for unc. the blue devils have won 10 of 13 in the series. including both games last year. the thing we take pride in his if the teams were oh for the season the game would still get hyped. carolina used his defense to put together its best game and weeks on sunday. with miami nipping at their here tar heels unc can afford to slip up. only six games in the acc are left. there is a point where we can separate ourselves from everybody else. we are at the top of the acc. we are going to be very confident going into this game. it would poll coach wil

bill murray, clint eastwood and more. kenny g won on the final hole for his group. he was grouped with lewis and murray. >> he just looked me in the eye and nodded and did it. and when he nodded his hair shook and reflected the ocean. it was beautiful. >> kenny g with a golf game. drinking out of the cup there. the pro-am tees off this morning. and alex savidge -- my man -- headed to pebble beach. and he'll have live reports. >> he got the good assignment. >>> brandon belt has discipled on for another year. the contract -- $6.2 million. he was asking for $7.5 million. and the giants offered $5 million. >>> some former stars returned to american idol to help mentor 24 singers competing for a spot on the show. ♪ [ music ] >> one of those contestants is james -- who got mixed reviews. twelve of the 24 finalists hit the stage and tonight we'll find out who made the cut. another contestant is -- who will perform with the remaining 12 contestants and you can watch with us at 8:00. >>> the fireworks show at super bowl city ended up trashing san francisco beaches. up next,

. >>> and the bar has been the meeting place for famous actors such as john wayne, clint eastwood and has become a destination for people around the world. the owners are involved in many community fundraising events and their signature drink is the john wayne bloody mary. >>> good stuff. >>> and straight ahead on news 4 at 4:00, it is hard to get two people to agray on anything these days, much less 150 strangers. what these jetblue passengers had to do to win a free trip. >>> plus, he's the 2015 winner of best comedian on the las vegas strip. edwin san juan is here in the studio to tell us where you can catch him in action around town, coming up. >>> and i'm colin jackson. we have changes on the way for the weekend. we'll talk about that and more, >>> welcome back, everyone. jetblue conducted a social experiment offering all 150 passenger as free round trip passengers for a future trip anywhere in the world that the airline flying, but with one catch. they had to work together and compromise to unanimously agree to one destination by the end of the flight. if it wasn't a unanimous d

arrived with a bad attitude after the threshing they took peters with his best clint eastwood squint for the occasion. a scrap metal sort of a goal at the side of the net. a power-play goal taking it 1-0. there would be some nailbiting. a point shot tipped in by blake wheeler. he would not get beaten again. especially not by a former cane. canes will win this one to-one. -one. some only 241st time they need. basically every time since 1960. track record. the tar heels buckle down for the game. beating duke is not come easy in recent times for unc. the blue devils have won 10 of 13 in the series. including both games last year. the thing we take pride in his the we don't want them to win. if the teams were oh for the season the game would still get hyped. carolina used his defense to put together its best game and weeks with miami nipping at their here tar heels unc can afford to slip up. only six games in the acc are left. there is a point where we can separate ourselves from everybody else. we are at the top of the acc. we are going to be very confident going into this game. it woul

team up more and team clint eastwood, team a bit where there -- team eastwood where there. >> we are always here for you at ktvu.com. follow us on twitter and facebook. >> see what 4:00. -- see you at 4:00. >>> explain this good deal. >> we have a great deal coming from the manufacturers on this. the fact is we already have the best price in the industry. we already save you more money on a kilowatt basis than any of our competitors. we have no money down, no interest but today and today only, on top of our normal discount, 5% cash back. >> the web prices are on top? >> on top of the prices but we have 10 systems and when they're gone, probably in the next hour, the deal is gone. we just pass on the savings for them. >> today on "tmz" -- >> meek mill, who has just been ordered to go under house arrest, caught up in the middle of a bar fight. >> shouldn't meek not even have been there? >> if you have something around your leg for a minimum of three months, i would want to go out as much as possible too. >> that's with nicki minaj. >> it doesn't matter who you have. it's still the same

clint eastwood was one of them. >> eastwood runs this hotel restaur he he has a handicap accessible bathroomman sued him because she claimed she was directed to a regular bathroom. eastwood is rich enough to say, go ahead, make my day. he fought back in court and won. usually business owners just pay the lawyer a few thousand dollars to go away. >> it's just extortion, but it's >> >> it sure feel that's way. it's an ugly, ugly process, but it works. >> you sue about all kinds of trivial stuff. >> well, it's trivial to you because you're arrogant, and you don't see the point of view of someone -- >> you're parasites. you're freeloading off productive people. >> if it wasn'tor for people like me, thousands and thousands of businesses would not be kmriechbt with the ada right if yo if you want to call it a racket, it's a racket written into the legal system. >> yeah, it's legal extortion. >> well, the entire legal system is driven by money. >> yes. and by politicians who say -- >> yes, we can! >> yes, we can! >> yes, we can. >>> coming up -- >> the first thing you're struck by is our jungle lob

clint eastwood was there. the actor once was the mayor of carmel. larry the cable guy showed off his spring. interesting choice of golf attire. he is of course in character. and you might think that was a pro. it's actually green bay packers quarterback aaron rodgers. >> he is a pro. >> well, he is a pro, different sport. >> good golfer, too. >> a lot of people showing up. looks like huey lewis there, timberlake is coming this year. should be a good turnout. >> fabulous weather. >> and so many folks have had the chance to drive from santa clara where the super bowl was head right south, hour and a half, two-hour drive and you're there and the weather has been perfect there. arguably a little too warm. it was 85 degrees at pebble beach the past couple of days. winds are beginning to turn more onshore which will take away the 80s. and for some of you the 70s. but we are staying above average for a while. that said, there is rain in the seven-day forecast. hang on for two minutes. i'll get you there. san francisco 68 mild degrees. that's the coolest da

. >> yeah, clint eastwood. >> yeah, i met him at the golden globes and he said i really like your show. [ laughter ] >> that's pretty good. he is a nice guy. >> oh, very nice. >> now you are 12, when is the big birthday? i guess big for your age is you but i'm sure it won't be any different. i always looked forward when i was 11, a long time ago, i said i can't wait to be 12. it will be great. and it's like another day goes by and i just happen to get a year older. >> but there is something about the teenage years -- >> yeah, they are supposed to be a big thing. i don't know. >> i can remember when i wanted to be 16 so you could have your first car. do you think about that at your age? being able to drive an automobile? >> i start to, but then i think, oh, it's so far away. but it will be fun driving, i think. i think i will be a good driver. doesn't everybody? [ laughter ] >> you have a brother and sister. you are the oldest? >> i'm the oldest. i have a brother ben, and a sister kayla. >> how did you get along with your brother, good? >> yeah. >> no, i am the oldest. he is the smalles

destructive experience of scorching emotion and full blown driving exuberance, please welcome clint eastwood." >> gary: do you know that cam has filed a divorce and has contacted a divorce lawyer. tim kardashian and conde are through. --kanye and kim kardashian are thr ough. >> pam:what? >> grant: how do you know this? >> gary: i can't give away my sources. >> gary:the giants avoided arbitration with 1st baseman brandon belt. by signing him to a 1-year deal for $6.2 million $200,000 below the midpoint salary belt had filed at $7.5 million and the giants countered with $5.3 million >> gary:belt who made $3.6 million last season hit.280 with 18 home runs and was a gold glove finalist he is scheduled to become a free agent after the 2017 season >> gary:former nfl reciever chad ochocinco was on espn today explaining an unusual method for treating injuries ochocinco is not the only athlete to resport to "urine treatment" baseball players jorge posada and moises alou used to use urine to toughen there hands >> gary:ochocinco by the way was with his friend terrell owens who was not elected to the n

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he grew a potato that looked exactly like clint eastwood. they put a picture of it in "national tattletale" with a caption that said, "go ahead. bake my day." fans started calling him, mostly women who pretended they loved him. but they were only after his potato. he ate the potato. and then one day he died. i don't want that happening to me. i really don't think that's gonna happen. not if you don't tell. well, if you don't want me to, i won't tell. promise? i promise. cross your heart and hope to die? cross my heart and hope to die. do you solemnly swear-- george... i'm not gonna tell, all right? what about you, joanna? you won't tell, will you? no. that's good enough for me. [knock on door] come in. you'll be relieved to know i talked to michael, and he didn't pull those kids out of the river. really. luckily enough, at the time, he was in his weekly session at the tanning salon. dick, jim and chester want to talk to us. dick, we just gotta find this hero fella. if it helps any, he's not a sun-bronzed adonis. the whole town is abuzz. the

clint eastwood they know really well. or burt reynolds. >> commando you played one where you played a mean villain. now you are back to the hero. >> those people who liked terminator because it is more intense -- >> how would it be more intense? [ laughter ] >> it's violent, but it's action packed from the beginning to the end. and we have a terrific actress, ray don chung. and she is kind of the comic relief in the movie. it's a wonderful film and people really will love this film. >> how many times have you been -- in person you are impressive, physique wise. on screen you look monumental. i mean bigger than life size. >> yeah, it's true, it depends if i wear a jacket, i wear on purpose a dark jacket so i look smaller. when you wear lighter clothes you look bigger. i have my shirt off, then it looks much bigger. all of the muscles come out, and it makes you look bigger. and on the screen everybody looks bigger. >> did you ever get hurt in these pictures? >> a lot of times. in commando i was injured all the time. because

. >> jimmyyou and clint eastwood, i feel lik yore the same de. >> yeah, we're the same thg. you couldn't tell uspart. i went -- [ light ughter ] i had a costume fitting at his office at paramount. paramount piures, in llywood, had a great ctume department.western costumes was on one side of the lot, and hisffice was on the ger side. and when i looked at my like, really wei-ass ctume. i had an old, u knowlike kind of mexica you know,ike a little thing. and i had a big hat, like it oked like a mushroom. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> it was like, really cool. you know? >> jim: i got a picture of you from this film. this ia pretty good look. >> oh, [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: that's it right ther that's -- [ lahter and applause ] >> oh, my god. >> jimmynot bad. that's ptty cool, actually. i love that. that's a good look. >> how'd you do that? >> jimmy: i know. >> that's deep, n. can i have tha >> jimmy: yeah, of course. >> can youign itor me? >> jimmyye. >> tracy walter. tracy's in there. ah, tracy's inhere. say, you look like a mushroom. [ light laughter ] i got to tell you what to

clint eastwood, i feel like you're the same dude. >> yeah, we're the same thing. you couldn't tell us apart. i went -- [ light laughter ]e fitting at his office at paramount. hollywood, had a great costume department.es was on one side of the lot, and his office was on the gower side. and when i looked at my ked out this like, really weird-ass costume. i had an old, you know, like kind of mexican, you know, like . and i had a big hat, like it looked like a mushroom. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> it was like, really cool. you know?t a picture of you from this film. this is a pretty good look. >> oh, [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: that's it right there, that's -- applause ] >> oh, my god. >> jimmy: not bad. that's pretty cool, actually. i love that. that's a good look. >> how'd you do that? >> jimmy: i know., man. can i have that? >> jimmy: yeah, of course. >> can you sign it for me? >> jimmy: yeah.r. tracy's in there. yeah, tracy's in there. mushroom. [ light laughter ] i got to tell you what to >> jimmy: there you go.. i signed it, yeah. george clooney. >> very nice. that

previous winners were clint eastwood and harrison ford. kerry washington won the woman of the year last month. >> he is a cucue-pie. good for him. >>> a little greasy on bourbon street during the annual greasing of the polls. very odd. local celebrities and ladies put rub oil on the pport polls of this hotel's balcony and they decided who did the bestob getting them ready for the carnrval crowds. this started when businesses would grease their poles to keep people from trying to xlim on to their balance connies. local business owners say it is an event that draws the whole city together. >> now, you have to go. how exciting is that. the greasing of the poles. >> getting to that story wasn't easy. now that i did, i feel like i should go to the greasing of the poles. >> almost 8:59. the time still ahead. eye tae kwon do instructor waking up behind bars accused of molesting two of his students. why police fear there may be more victims out there. people trapped in their cars >>> good morning. welcome back, saturday, february 6th, 2016. i'm sh

previous hasty pudding winners include clint eastwood and harrison ford. what about saturday night live? you know, tonight you can see how good bernie sanders' imitations are. the democratic hopeful says he'll make his debut on "saturday night live" tonight. larry david is hosting this week's episode. so could there be something? those two look a lot alike. expect to see david's bernie faceoff with the real thing. watch "snl" on wlwt after news 5 at 11:00. they've been using larry david to do the bernie sanders imitations. belushi, back in the mid '70s. still a lot more ahead, including a visible approach to fighting the heroin epidemic. what warren county officials are offering for information. a live look outside. citycam 5. great shot of the freedom center beyond natural grain free pet food is committed to truth on the label. p when we say real meat is ther first ingredient, it is always number one. we leave out poultry by-product meal, corn, wheat and soy. and, we own where our dry food is made - 100%. can other brands say all that? for grain-free nutr