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>> colbert broke the news on twitter last night.ow, the comedian did add this, it's just a heads up for our sensors to get ready. it will be one of scaramucci's first televised interviews since he was fired 10 days on the job. the fun begins on the late show with stephen colbert at 11:45 right after "eyewitness news" at 11:00 and stay up for the late late show with james cord dorn at 12:11:00 a.m. >> ent [ dog whimpers ] man: let's go! man #2: we're not coming out! man #1: [ sighs ] flo: [ amplified ] i got this. guys, i know being a first-time homeowner is scary, but you don't have to do this. man #2: what if a tree falls on our garage? woman: what if a tornado rips off our roof? flo: you're covered. and you've bundled your home and auto insurance, so you're saving a ton. come on. you don't want to start your new life in a dirty old truck. man #3: hey. man #1: whoa, whoa. flo: sorry. woman: oh. flo: you're safe. you're safe now. woman: i think i'm gonna pass out. can you stop using the bullhorn? flo: i don't make the rules. >> welc

. >> where and when you can see him the late show with stephen colbert. >>> police are searching for a group of teens they say threw a fire work in the florida wendy's, you can see split goes off inside, we will show you more, coming up. >>> fire tears through a garage ruining more than 100 classic cars, how that made it especially tough for fire fighters battling these flames when we com >>> widow of chester bennington is thanking james corden, late show host shot a car pool karaoke segment with bennington before the singer committed suicide. corden is leaving it up to the family and band to deciding whether or not they want to air the episode, saying quote it is completely up to them, very thoughtful we will see what happens with that. >>> more late night news, communications director anthony scaramucci will appear on the late show with stephen colbert on monday. he broke news on twitter, the comedian added this is just a heads up for our sensors to get ready, and it will be scaramucci's first televised sit down interview since being fired from president trump's staff after just 10

colbert said it was time for trump to go. they were not only crying -- decrying what happened in charlottesville, they were decrying the president's handling of it. shelby: usually they lambast president trump for calling for a ban on muslims, for calling senator elizabeth warren pocahontas and mexicans rapists. colbert called for the president to go, as did jimmy kim. but there was still some comedy in there. they talked about making trump king. colbert in particular called trump a racist grandpa and talks about him being a nazi. it was a controversial and serious week of comedy. howie: are the late-night folks running the risk of alienating their audience who may be conservative viewers who may be turned off by their more political stance? shelby: absolutely. and seth myers said they are okay with alienating people because this is the direction they want to take their shows. the constant poking at the president has been a winner for these comedians, men and women. but the question is, are they being taken seriously because

. >> well, until jon stewart and colbert and bill ma maher, the t political comedian was satirist. >>f course those things influence people. most of us aren't good readers. we like a little grab. >> it's the pin in the balloon puncturing pomposity and showing the emperor has no clothes, things like that. >> herb did much more than just puncture pomposity. he illuminated hypocrisy. >> during the watergate years, they were very incises ive, very intelligent cartoons herb rote. being from d.c., writing for "the washington post," breaking that story made it more important because its one of the few places in a newspaper where you can tell it like it. so in the end, herb had a lot to do with nixon coming down. >> he had a lot of people who would complain to him, al's outrageous. he had one answer every time he'd say, but it's true. >> franklin, i can call you franklin. >> years ago it was frowned upon then to make fun of the people running the country. >> they won't let anyone talk politics in here because this stadium was dedicated to art, sports and any useful enterprises. >> now, mr. ni

. >> well, until john stewart and colbert, bill mark, the political satire was cartoonist. just drawing someone in a lewd chris way in and of itself brings them down. >> of course it influences people because they're good read ersz. >> it's the pen and the balloon, showing the evenerer has no clothes things of that sort. >> he illuminated hypocrisy. >> during the water gate years there were precisive cartoons. being that it was -- it was one of the few places in a newspaper where you can tell it look it is. in the end her block has a great -- that complained to him.eople i was outrageous. he have one answer every time, he'd say, but it's true. >> franklin, i can call you franklin? >> years ago, it was frounded upon to make fun of the people running the country. >> they won't let anybody talk politics in here because this stadium was dedicated to art, sports and any useful enterprises. >> now mr. nixon won easily and he wouldn't even campaigning, which can show you how well a politician and do it if he keeps his mouth shut. >> here we are, reagan and carter -- ♪ >> mark russ

. >> i'm stephen colbert, and i'm hosting the 2017 emmy awards. >> that's right tv's biggest night theknow steven colbert will have some tricks up his sleeve. >> we went behind the scenes as he prepped, and clearly, he's not afraid to go there. >> a little behind the scenes. hello. previously won nine emmys for his work on the daily show and the colbert report. >> we're all very happy, aren't we? we're happy. >> he's been shooting promos, and you know he'll bring his famous wit. >> there has been a lot of hacking, to insure the winners remain top secret i had my assistant place all the envelopes in this giant safe. you okay in there? >> no. >> only a couple more weeks. >> we just hope he avoids a wardrobe malfunction. >> has anyone seen my tuxedo? ver mind. i know where i left it. here we go. okay. who's got my pants? >>> up next, our exclusive with the property brothers. they're renovating over 60 homes a year but how awesome is their own house. this is our 15-foot outdoor movie screen. >> only "e.t." can take you inside their outrageous vegas pad. >>> then kevin hart sharing ie his c

>> it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight stephen talks about donald trump's summer vacation. plus stephen welcomes senator al franken and a musical performance by joe walsh. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: hey! good to see you! hey, everybody! welcome to "the late show"." please have a seat, everybody, we're too kind. welcome to "the late show." i'm stephen colbert. happy friday. first of all, happy friday, everybody. you made it, all the way to the end of the week. that's a good feeling, you know, touch base, you're safe for a few days before you're back in the grind. you know who is going to have a nice, fun long weekend? that's donald trump. because starting today, he begins a 17-day vacation. >> audience: booo! >> stephen: no, he's earned it, is a phrase that you don't say about donald trump. the president will be vacationing at his private golf club in new jersey. and now, back in

>> the late show with stephen colbert is all new coming your way 11:35 after eyewitness colbert is all new coming your way 11:35 after eyewitness news at 11 colbert is all new coming your way 11:35 after eyewitness news at 11 >> legendary country singer campbell died today after a long and courageous battle with alzheimer's disease. he was rhinestone cowboys singer. he was a main stain in music and television for decades. >> he's been a big part of our lives. i grew up in the 70s and 80s and he was always on television. part of america pass away today. >> cam bling sold more than 45 million records and would have been 10 grammy awards including one in country and pop category in 1967. glen campbell was 81. survived by his wife kim and eight children. >> disjockey taylor swift claims groped her took the stand today in denver, california. david mueller spent much of date swift's attorney was able to get mueller to concede various supervisor at his radio station had discussed letting him go before the alleged encounter and the trial begins tomorrow. >> a mistake at delaware country wendy'

. >> it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight, stephen's take on c.e.o.s jumping the trump ship. and stephen welcomes anthony scaramucci. and tiffany haddish. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! >> stephen: wooo! what's going on? hey! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ >> stephen: yeah, it's friday. it's friday. you're very kind. oh, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to "the late show"." i'm your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) thanks. i'm excited, too. i'm excited, too because ♪ it's friday we deserve it. we deserve this friday in ways we don't often. now, i hope you had a good week. but i know that you haven't because i live here, too. now, of course, for my jewish friends, good shabbos. to jared and ivanka, happy most awkward sabbath dinner ever. "okay, let's go around the table and say something we're thankful for this week. dad, we're going to skip you this time. get you double next time." see-- and i can't believe i have

colbert is next. have a great weekend. >>> the late show with stephen colbert is up next.hope that you have a terrific weekend. enjoy the fight? >> oh, yeah. i'll be able to watch it right here tomorrow night. >> all right. have a good one. captioning sponsored by cbs >> the president said that white house is a real dump. >> okay, let's find a new place to live, something with some real class. let's see, the palace of versailles, nah, not enough of enough gold leaf. taj mahal? no, curry makes me gassy. the pyramids right on the golf course? i don't want to be buried with my help. mordor, keep out the mexicans, excellent security system, a beautiful view of mount doom, we could have our press conferences there, let me tag that one. the death star? oooh, daddy like. >> announcer: it's the "late show" with stephen colbert.

colbert is next. thanks for watching and we will see you to ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ( laughter ) ( applause ) ♪ ♪ >> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! tonight, stephen welcomes matthew mcconaughey and vanessa bayer, featuring jon batiste and "stay human." and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: captioning sponsored by cbs hey! how are ya? whoo! ( cheers and applause ) hey! thank you, sir! thank you, ma'am! how's it going? please sit down, everybody! you're too kind! ladies and gentlemen, welcome to "the late show," i'm stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: thank you. thank you. i need that love and energy because i come to you tonight a broken man. ( laughter ) because, this afternoon, i was shocked by this breaking nooch: >> the mooch is out. >> anthony scaramucci, gone after just a week and change on the job! >> the mooch is toast! >> stephen: yes, the mooch is toast. the fr

colbert is next. our next newscast starts tomorrow morning at 4:30 am. >> we will see you bright and early. take care. captioning sponsored by cbs >> north korea is threatening to retaliate "thousand-fold" against the u.s. in response to newly imposed u.n. sanctions. ( laughter ) ( applause ) >> it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight, stephen welcomes christoph waltz. chris o'dowd. and sean evans. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: wooo! thanks, everybody. please, sit down. thank you so much. welcome, ladies and gentlemen. thank you for that. thank you for that. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. now i. ( cheers and applause ) i know a lot of people tune into this show on a nightly basis to get their news and information. they count on me to be a straight shooter, okay, with a calm voice. i don't want to be alarmist. we're all going to d

>> stephen colbert!i left, i wanted to leave my late night comrade with a cherished gift. there was a crow, a black bird, a crow. and it was flying through the sky, and as it came to land it hit a schlagbaum. and the sign made the sound-- baum baum baum baum baum. >> this is one of the most funniest jokes i've ever heard in my life. >> stephen: thank you. ♪ >> stephen: thank you, ivan! we'll be back with vice president al gore, stick around! ♪ ( cheers and applause ) electric light orchestra ] ♪ sailin' away on the crest of a wave, it's like magic ♪ ♪ rollin' and ridin' and slippin' and slidin' ♪ ♪ it's magic introducing the all new volkswagen tiguan. ♪ higher and higher, baby the new king of the concrete jungle. with at&t you can get your entertainment right here. right now, when you get the incredible iphone 7 from at&t you can get unlimited data and live tv. the channels you love. your favorite shows and movies. making your iphone into more of a... oh my tv is ringing. hey...i'm in the middle of a...a

to good night. >>> "the late show with stephen colbert" is next. next newscast is tomorrow morning at 4:30. >> good night. >> reporter: james corden as hand! >> ow! >> reporter: and donald trump as russian flag. >> wouldn't it nice if we actually got along with russia? wouldn't that be good? i mean, is that a bad thing? russia, russia, russia? russia, russia, russia? are you from russia? ♪ ♪ >> i'll never eat another oreo again, ever, ever! >> announcer: it's the "late show" with stephen colbert. tonight, stephen welcomes: samantha bee. gillian jacobs. and musical guest, spoon.

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>> the late show with stephen colbert is all new coming your way 11:35 after eyewitness colbert is all new coming your way 11:35 after eyewitness news at 11 from the time i was pregnant with him, had so much life and energy in him. he wanted out, and he wanted to conquer the world. right now, quinton's goal is to be a doctor. it's not easy being a single parent with three kids and having to provide for them. but my son will be an amazing doctor, and he'll help people that are less fortunate. no matter where you are in your college journey, sallie mae can help you find the money you need. >> legendary country singer campbell died today after a long and courageous battle with alzheimer's disease. he was rhinestone cowboys singer. he was a main stain in music and television for decades. >> he's been a big part of our lives. i grew up in the 70s and 80s and he was always on television. part of america pass away today. >> cam bling sold more than 45 million records and would have been 10 grammy awards including one in country and pop category in 1967. glen campbell was 81. survived by his w

on a role, yes, that should be very interesting, jim, were you on vacation last week, but stephen colbertust put on notice censors everybody for the scaramucci interview. >> oh. >> understanded bridge so. >> and it is colorful, colorful is the word for language. >> yes. >> no colorful language here. >> other than a beautiful sunrise. >> yes. >> very colorful indeed. >> although you can't see much of it yet. >> we'll take your word for it >> wait couple every minute here, but some real pretty colors in the light of day as we start to seat sun or at least the daylight of day rising over the horizon, will rise shortly after 6:00 a.m. at the moment, beautiful view for us here, all calm, yes, starting to to move the camera. pretty sure that's mike running the camera for me here, see some of the pretty spinning sky as the sun start it climb over the say the next 20, 25 minute or so, but looks right now like it will ends up being fantastic beach day. shouldn't be as brought and sunny as yesterday was, but certainly will be dry, and mild, and you'll have nice low rip countries being, that's helpf

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of the next couple days and shows up on what he is doing, steponapolus and stephen colbert. >> that is true, you can then bring something back. >> you say one thing, sell it we're talking about the mooch, in one wants his job as white house communications director. >> i bet it pays well. >> yes. >> page six says nobody wants the gig. bill shine was reportedly in talks with fill mooch's shoes but sources say he turned the job down it is a 185 or something. >> that is great money. >> just go out there and answer questions and you just kind of, it has become so adversarial. >> sarah huckabee sanders says you're communications director you are guy behind the scenes, you stay on task and that sort of thing, apparently making sure you have hair and make up >> what i would make sure would i try to make it not as adversarial but that is of what donald trump won office is playing against the media. >> try to take that attitude next time you are in a press conference with jay gruden. >> i will come out, he just makes good jokes. >> dough. >> he is good at it. >> yes. >> all right. what do you th

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captioning sponsored by cbs ♪ ♪ >> announcer: it's the "late show" with stephen colbert!ight, stephen welcomes: matthew mcconaughey. and vanessa bayer. featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) >> stephen: hey! how are ya? woo! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) hey! thank you, sir! thank you, ma'am! how's it going? please sit down, everybody! you're too kind! well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the "late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. you know, i-- ( cheers and applause ) thank you, thank you. i need that love, i need that energy, because i come to you tonight a broken man. ( laughter ) because just this afternoon, i was shocked by this breaking nooch: >> the mooch is out. >> anthony scaramucci gone, after just a week and change on the job. >> the mooch is toast! >> stephen: yes, the mooch is toast! the front-stabber has been back- stabbed. ( laughter ) he said he was going to fire everybody, and i've got to admit, he delivered.

michelle will have all the >>> the late show with stephen colbert is next. our next newscast is tomorrow morning at 4:30. >> the team will be there. we'll see you then. captioning sponsored by cbs >> announcer: president trump is taking a working vacation at his new jersey golf course for 17 days. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! tonight stephen welcomes laura dern, leah remini and musical guest trombone shorty, featuring jon batistend "stay human." and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ >> stephen: hey! ( laughter ) hey, everybody! thank you very much. welcome to the "late show." ladies and gentlemen, thank you for being here. i'm your host stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) ( piano riff ) as of friday, donald trump is on a 17-day vacation at his golf club in bedminster, new jersey. he's there to relax after months of grueling golf at mar-a-lago. ( laughter ) but here's the deal. he's working on it. but the president swears he's not taking it ea

>> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert. tonight stephen welcomes millie bobby brown, jim jefferies and musical guest zeshan b., featuring jon batiste and "stay human." and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) captioning sponsored by cbs >> stephen: nice. thank you very much. hey, everybody! please, have a seat! ( cheers and applause ) you're too kind! sit down! thank you, everybody! thank you very much! ladies and gentlemen, welcome to "the late show." i'm your shows stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) folks, before we start the show tonight, i'd like to go on the record: i do not want the earth to blow up. ( laughter ) that's where my house is. going to have a vacation there in a couple of weeks. but things are getting tense between donald trump and kim jong-un. we didn't start it. north korea has been testing these missiles and saying they're making them specifically to attack the united states. so, obviously, a firm response is

rschyour shows stephen colbert. ee folks, before we start the show tonight, i'd like to go on the record: i do not want the earth to blow up. ( laughter ) that's where my house is. going to have a vacation there in a couple of weeks. but things are getting tense between donald trump and kim jong-un. we didn't start it. north korea has been testing these missiles and saying they're making them specifically to attack the united states. so, obviously, a firm response is necessary, but maybe not "fire and fury the likes of which the world has never seen." ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) okay? ( piano riff ) i get it! i totally get it. i unndtat tith wisrso s ngli tke negotiation, and you don't start with, "go ahead, kill everybody. i'll kill'em way deader. then who wins?" ( laughter ) "okay, body count." a lot of people have questioned trump's threatening language, but there is one world leader who thought trump didn't go far enough: donald trump. ( laughter ) this afternoon, he addressed a nervous world from the s

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