from moscow, i'm stephen colbert. happy july 4th! woooo!hat's it for russia week. thank you so much to the russian people for their hospitality. please stop by! we love you! we'll be right back! with kenneth branagh! stick around! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) ♪ when you don't get enough sleep, and your body aches, you're not yourself. tylenol® pm relieves pain and helps you fall fast asleep and stay asleep. we give you a better night, you're a better you all day. and for your daytime pain relief, try tylenol® extra strength. the seal you can trust. with stain and sealer in one... and easy to choose colors... exceptional beauty and protection have never been easier. thompson's waterseal stain and sealer. available at national retailers. woman: so this happened. zoe brought over some lime-a-rita's to ava's rooftop and that's when we knew it was going to be one of those nights. that's elyse busting out her dance move from summer of '08. looks like we're staying here tonight. lime-a-rita. make it a margarita moment. lime-a-rita. ( c

it's called "stephen colbert's midnight confessions."t wondering if you have anything that you wanted to confess before we did confessions tonight. >> oh, i'm sure i do, but i don't know if i know you well enough yet. ( laughter ) >> stephen: well, i mean, you could just tell the audience. they won't tell anybody, right? >>> audience, of course, not. >> well, okay. now donald trump had it all wrong. it was actually me who was born in kenya. ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ). >> stephen: that's an exclusive. >> exclusive. >> stephen: that's an exclusive. >> stephen: folks, i have a few things i'd like to confess to you now, my audience. you won't tell anybody, right? >> audience, of course, not! >> stephen: great. this is "stephen colbert's midnight confessions." ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: quick disclaimer: i don't know if these are technically sins, but i do feel bad about them. okay. be right back. ( organ music ) ( laughter ) forgive me audience, when people bring a bottle of wine to my house, i run into the next room to go

please welcome stephen colbert!ng here. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: how exciting for america to see two talk show titans side by side. >> you rarely see two middle-aged white men talking on television anymore. it's lovely to be here, thank you for having me. >> jimmy: thank you for coming. i know you're very busy this week -- >> nah. emmys could wait. did you notice, how would you compare my walkout, the speed of my walkout, to a regular guest? was that slower or fastener. >> jimmy: it was perfect, it was absolutely perfect. because you know what i'm glad you brought that up, that is one of the little things. >> different guests. different industries. movie stars walk out really slowly. >> jimmy: do you find that? interesting. >> they think they're on the red carpet at cannes. [ laughter ] did you get a good one? did you guys get a good one? >> jimmy: i find that musicians sometimes will come out and just stand there for a really long time. because they're used to having 20,000 people in the crowd. >> and

we've already got some great entries from colbert-verified celebs.actually came through today. here's sarah silverman, looking cooler during puberty than i do right now. ( laughter ) aidy bryant sent this one. i believe this was the yearbook where she was voted "most likely to become a thoughtful squirrel." ( laughter ) here's secret eats adam richman at his bar mitzvah. before that ceremony, he was still just a boy versus food. ( laughter ) i love this one. this is kumail nanjiani preparing for what i assume was his backstreet boys audition. ( laughter ) there was the cute one, the bad boy, and then kumail was "the one who always carries dice." ( laughter ) then there's the lovely and talented alison brie. this isn't a contest, but that's a winner. the headgear alone puts her in the top 1% of awkward. ( laughter ) so we're already into the tens of thousands here, which is fantastic. ( cheers and applause ) i want you celebrities to step up and tweet those photos with hashtag "puberme" and hashtag "puerto-rico-relief." i want to see bowl cuts, brace

colbert, you so lucky to have this freedom of speech. at least. mark on twitter says remember when the emmys were about the washed up celebs giving meaningless opinions on politics. wow. i am the only one who feel like -- or am i the only one that we need to leave out politics out of award show. about ratings, you bring a good point because the ratings have been slipping year after year during emmy awards, it is a risky move to be this political and possibly alienate audience. rob: it can't be good for numbers. heather: that's part of the reason that donald trump won the presidency so -- carley: melissa mccarthy won this days ago for her portrayal of sean spicer on saturday night live. >> travel ban is not a ban which makes it not a ban. >> you called it a ban. >> you said ban. carley: well, actually sean spicer decided to become part of the joke last night. he came out on a podium on stage and he, you know, became part of the trump bashing thing, mocking the president for saying something about the size of the audience. so a lot of peop

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. >>> this sunday marks this sunday's emmy's awards with stephen colbert as the host. he spoke with our jim moret about the buzz that he might be taking some shots at president trump in between the opening of the envelopes. >> stephen colbert rolls out the red carpet for this year's emmy awards. >> he is hosting the emmy's this sunday in los angeles. i just had to ask him, will president trump will be front and center during the show. >> this is a night to celebrate television. there is no bigger television star in the last year than donald trump. >> colbert's nonstop trump jokes are credited for vaulting him to number one in the late night comedy wars. >> if he has jokes that he wants to make in the monologue, we're ready to celebrate you, sir. >> we caught up with the new miss america at the top of the empire state building in new york. she won the crown after making this edgy comment. >> i think it is a bad decision on behalf of the united states. >> were you surprised by the political questions given on the final night. >> no. it is the final five. you should have

>> stefan colbert applies the nazi salute. bannon was a naval officer and freed american hostages in teheran. and he's decorated and i wonder what the jewish community thinks about seeing the nazi salutes. and thinks that the highest paid star doing that? this is late nightdomic and unhinged hate. there ain't no line. it is it all anything goes. last week, or in the againing of the week, stefan colbert mocked president trump's reaction to hurricane harvey and here's the bottom line. while trump was in texas twice, stefan colbert was on vacation and he had the time and resources to go do it himself. he mocks people from afar. that's all you need to know about stefan colbert. >> tucker:nys to stay away from the nazi stuff. >> it is a hard-and-fast rule. >> you see press reaction. only praise for colbert. >> tucker: thank you, good to see you. back on the break we'll have the latest on the forecast of hurricane irma and go live where thousands of residents plan to ride out the storm. stay tuned for that. trust #1 doctor recommend

welcome to "the late show" i'm your host, stephen colbert. this is our first show back after a two-week break. before we go on, i just want to say our hearts go out to all those affected by hurrican harvey in houston. but, also, money can go out to them. and if you want to give-- and i know you do-- we have a list of organizations ready to help on our website colbertlateshow.com. personally, my family is giving to the fund set up by the mayor of houston, sylvester turner, at the greater houston community foundation. but there are a lot of good options out there so go check them out. a week from tonight, next tuesday, all the networks will be broadcasting a fundraising telethon, "hand in hand," benefiting those affected by hurricane harvey. please watch, please give, please remember these people. because it's not going to go away for them for a long time. please, let's just take a moment-- take a moment right now to give thanks to all the first responders, the volunteers, and the aid workers who are down there helping right now as we speak. th

. >>> stephen colbert is hosting sunday's ceremony and he's also a nominee. he said lit not be just another song and dance. >>> but today we bring you today's "eye opener," your world in 90 seconds. >> they talk about flames, some sort of an explosion. >> a tear terrorist attack targets london's underground. >> we heard the loudest scariest screams. >> it was quite serious. >>> north korea firing another missile over japan. >> the u.n. security council is gathering for another meeting. >> emergency workers are working round the clock to restore power in florida. >> we love the people of florida, and they went through something that i guess the likes of which nobody has ever really seen before. >> i know you're angry about the deal the president is working on with the democrats. >> we were going to have the rolls-royce of a big beautiful law. the rolls-royce has turned into a jalopy. >> they're investigating a deadly tragedy on an army base. >> they will score. it's a walk-off for numb brer 22. >> final play. back to center. he got eliminated. game over. enoug

i'm your host, stephen colbert.i want to say thank god it's friday. ( cheers and applause ) though, i'm not entirely sure god's the one who has been in control this week because the news is a hellscape. you know they call the presidency "the bully pulpit," so far, donald trump is only doing the bully part. one of his victims this week is alaska senator and summertime manager of the overlook hotel, lisa murkowski. ( laughter ) murkowski was one of only two republican senators who voted against bringing the g.o.p. healthcare bill to the floor on tuesday. ( cheers and applause ) yeah, yeah. that clapping means you're not donald trump, because trump tweet-wedgied her: "and with "and with this tweet, i just let them down a little further. too bad!" okay, that's tough talk. but she's not up for reelection until 2022, so he's got nothing on her, he can't threaten her. which is why the trump administration has threatened retribution against the entire state of alaska over murkowski's votes. he's got to. because donald trump

>> announcer: it's "the late show" with stephen colbert! tonight stephen welcomes jim parsons, pamela adlon and musical guest the killers, featuring jon batiste and "stay human." and now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ( band playing ) captioning sponsored by cbs >> stephen: thank you, sir! hey! how's it going? ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, welcome to "the late show," i'm stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) ( piano riff ) now, folks, right off the bean here, i'd like to wish my jewish viewers a happy rosh hashanah. i hope i'm pronouncing that correctly. i don't know, none of my jewish writers are here today. ( laughter ) ( piano riff ) of course, rosh hashanah is the jewish new year. so happy 5778, everybody! ( cheers and applause ) i'm so glad. i'm so glad it's 5778. 5777 sucked. ( laughter ) ( piano riff ) but things are looking up, especially with the russia investigation. as you know, special counsel robert mueller has been unearthing all sorts of dir

"stephen colbert's midnight confessions."ing to milk this thing until there's nothing left. there'll be an audiobook, "midnight confessions: the broadway musical," which will be adapted into a movie: "midnight confessions: tokyo drift," which then will then be novelized in book form. so don't miss the boat. get in on the ground floor with "midnight confessions." don't fight it. bring it! ( cheers and applause ) we do midnight confessions because even though i'm a catholic, i don't make it to church as often as there is church. and what i miss most about the sacraments is confession. so if you don't mind, i'd like to confess to you, my audience. you won't tell anybody, right? >> audience: of course not! >> stephen: great. this is stephen colbert's "midnight confessions!" ( cheers and applause ) cheaper ( laughter ) >> stephen: standard disclaimer: i don't know if these are technically sins, but i do feel bad about them. okay, i'll be right back. forgive me, audience, i have never preheated an oven. but i have pre-eaten a froze

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colbert helped roll out red carpet for 69th annual emmy award in hollywood yesterday.e is honored to host emmys and help celebrate tv's best. colbert who is up for six emmys himself could be the first performer in history to win multiple trophies while hosting the show. >>> you can watch 69th prime time emmy award hosted by stephen colbert this sunday at 8:00 right here on cbs-3. >>> well, australian actress rebel wilson has been awarded 3.6 million-dollar in a defamation case against a popular magazine. the pitch perfect actress claimed women's day magazine defamed her by branding her a serial liar, who quote fabricated almost every aspect of her life so she could make tonight hollywood. wilson said magazine's defame try articles cost her subsequent rolls and opportunity and the judgment is biggest defamation pay out in australia's history. >> i do find her to be very funny. >> she is hilarious in that movie and her real speaking voice when not pulling an accent i could sit and listen to it all day like when meisha speaks swedish. >> yes. >> or when she speaks minneso

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find out how steven colbert could make history at the emmies. >> an interpreter under fire for sending mixed messages during hurricane irma. the bizarre words during an evacuation and why he was thrusted from the job. children ticketed by police, what they did to earn the officers' attention and the lessons learned. >>> it's the best collection of the region. th . >>> from generators, about 1.8 million homes and businesses remain without power including 64 nursing homes. >>> this sign language interpreter is under fire for allegedly signing during an update on evacuations. officials in florida say they were in a pinch to interpreter, they signed to marshal green because they know basic sign language but people say nothing else made sense including signs for pizza, monster and bear, green hasn't responded but the deaf community is demanding an apology >> i caught you doing something right >> coats as a rule police gave four-year-old jacob a ticket for doing good things, it's worth $10 and can be placed in a saving account. this is one of many families the bank hopes to touch >> hopefull

>> jimmy colbert?h.&r. block undetected. do you mind if i make duplicates? >> no. >> stephen: thank you very much. ( laughter ) what? ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: on behalf of myself and the entire amazing staff and crew here at "the late show," thank you so much for watching these past two years. tonight is our 407th episode. you know what they say? you always remember your 407t 407th. though i won't because, again, i'm not here. i'm in los angeles. this is a pre-tape. tune in tomorrow when i will be joined by hillary rodham clinton, yeah, that one. we'll be talking about her new book and, who knows, maybe my new book. good night! captioning sponsored by cbs captioned by media access group at wgbh access.wgbh.org ♪ are you ready y'all to have some fun ♪ put stuff in your mouth. ♪ what could be sweet. ♪ it's the "late, late show." ♪ ladies and gentlemen, all the way from inside the gravef

. >> it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight's top story, trump takes on north korea. plus "midnight confessions," with hillary clinton. and stephen welcomes bobby moynihan and tatiana maslany, featuring jon batiste and stay human. e onape fr the , it s ltephanen civolbe w,d no ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ >> stephen: hey, everybody! please have a seat. you're very kind. thank you so much. welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) it is-- as you can tell by this crowd, it is friday. ( cheers ) >> jon: it's a friday crowd. >> stephen: that's a friday reaction right there. of course, if you've been in new york city, you know that the u.n. has been in town alleek. diomats from eve nation on this planet have gathered in new york to spread their message of, "we can park anywhere we want." hopeful. ( applause ) and the highlight was trump's big speech, where he threatened to "totally destroy" north that didn't go over big with north korea who fired back. earlier this week, their foreign minister, ri yong ho, called trump's speech noth

." >> stephen colbert stopped by "the late late show with james corden." the two hosts talked about the broadcast. >> the central broadcasting. >> it's colombia broadcasting system. >> colombia. look at that. you learn something new every day. >> >> announcer: this morning's "eye opener" is presented by toyota. let's go places. >>> welcome to "cbs this morning" on this friday. charlie rose is off so jeff glor is here. we're always glad to have you here. >>> we're going to start with breaking news. a bomb went off in london at a station. one described, quote, a massive flash of flames. passengers stampeded to get out of the train. >> they evacuated the station and told people to avoid the area. charlie d'agata is at the parsons green station in london. that's where all this happened this morning. good morning. >> reporter: good morning to you. sources closest to it says it appears the detonator exploded bomb. otherwise we'd be telling a much bigger story this morning. social media pictures show what appears to be like a white bucket, a big paint bucket in a

only praise from stephen colbert for doing this last night.ickening. >> tucker: you have to praise them. those are the rules. thank you, jeff. nice to see it. after the break and we have the latest forecasts of the path of hurricane irma. will go live to miami where thousands of residents are planning to write out the storm. even as officials won them there could be at a direct hit where they are now. for that. definitely doesn't have that... you can leave worry behind when liberty stands with you™ liberty mutual insurance. >> tucker: this is a fox news alert. hurricane are my just two days away from making landfall in the continental united states. update on the path of the storm or the expected path, we are joined by adam klotz. adam, what is the latest and best guess on this? >> we continue to get these updates every single time. we're shifting a little bit to the west, so we are looking perhaps now, running up the west coast of florida. here's what we are looking at currently. there's your eye wall. bully knocking on the door at this point

find out how steven colbert could make history at the emmies. >> an interpreter under fire for sending mixed messages during hurricane irma. the bizarre words during an evacuation and why he was thrusted from the job. children ticketed by police, what they did to earn the officers' attention and the lessons learned. >>> it's the best collection of the region. the . >>> from generators, about 1.8 million homes and businesses remain without power including 64 nursing homes. >>> this sign language interpreter is under fire for allegedly signing during an update on evacuations. officials in florida say they were in a pinch to interpreter, they signed to marshal green because they know basic sign language but people say nothing else made sense including signs for pizza, monster and bear, green hasn't responded but the deaf community is demanding an apology >> i caught you doing something right >> coats as a rule police gave four-year-old jacob a ticket for doing good things, it's worth $10 and can be placed in a saving account. this is one of many families the bank hopes to touch >> hopeful

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. >>> here are tonight's guests on the late show with stephen colbert. rating a special moment f oh, you brought butch. yeah! (butch growls at man) he's looking at me right now, isn't he? yup. (butch barks at man) butch is like an old soul that just hates my guts. (laughs) (vo) you can never have too many faithful companions. introducing the all-new crosstrek. love is out there. find it in a subaru crosstrek. >>> when it happens, it's very special, and we're celebrating a special moment for one of our reporters. >> unions when emily turner -- just when emily turner thought she was done with a live shot, our cameras kept rolling. >> what are you doing here? you're my best friend, you're my better half, and i would love nothing more than for you to be my wife. emily, will you marry me? >> i love watching that! little did emily know we've been coordinating with her fiance' for the past few days, he was waiting for the light moment, and that seemed like the perfect spot. congratulations to ely. >> congratulations -- emily,. >> congratulations to all. >> i'm

late show host, stephen colbert, is hosting the ceremony. the cbs star is also up for 6 emmys, for >>> in just two days the best in prime time television will be honored at the emmy awards. >> late show host stephen colbert is hosting. >> you have talk about donald trump on some level because tonight is about celebrating television, and he was the biggest television star of the year. >> the late, late show and the amazing race also received big nods. hbo and netflix received the most nominations. watch them at 8:00 right here on kpix 5. >>> before that though, sports. >> >. yes, we're headed to the weekend folks. hottest team in sports front and center. also we have one local team who figured out some things quite well 3,000 story...... >>> baseball up top, and we have to start you off in cleveland. regular season's best sports story. fans jumped on board with the american league's record streak at 22, down a run to the royals in the 9th, and it ended as soon as lindor swung the bat. what a roll, 22 in a row. royals win it 4-3. it has been h

. >>> here are tonights guests on the late show with stephen colbert.fbi agent] you're a brave man, mr. stevens. your testimony will save lives. mr. stevens? this is your new name. this is your new house. and a perfectly inconspicuous suv. you must become invisible. [hero] i'll take my chances. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ wow! nice outfit. when i grow up, i'm going to mars. we're working on that. some people know how far they want to go. a personalized financial strategy can help you get them there. see how access to j.p. morgan investment expertise can help you. chase. make more of what's yours. for some fans.. the billion-do >>> well it is only 3 years old, but levi stadium could get a big makeover. >> for some fans the $1 billion venue could be too hot to handle. now the team has hired architects to build some awnings to help with the heat. during sunday's game the temperatures on the field hit 91 degrees. >> but the next day game is not until october 22. levi's might be hot, but not as hot as the cleveland indians. they had a chance to tie the american league record wi

. >> plus colbert's emmy countdown.t he's planned as host. >> reese witherspoon has it coming. >> then a first for jennifer lawrence. >> she is life. >> i think he's talking about my character, but i'm going to pretend he's not. >> and an "e.t." exclusive. behind the scenes of maks and peta's photo shoot with their son. plus, chris hemsworth shows us around the australian set of. >> god of thunder! oh, sorry. >> now, this is "entertainment tonight." >> hello, everyone. cameron mathison will join me in a moment from new york, but let's get right to the latest hollywood news. fergie and josh duhamel have separated after eight years of marriage. >> josh! >> josh in l.a. on thursday and for the first time since the breakup was announces, he was not wearing his wedding ring. fergie had already removed hers before she landed in brazil, where she performed this weekend. ♪ so what caused the split? ♪ a source close to the couple blames work, telling "e.t." quote, their schedules were so busy that it was almost a surprise when y

we have not heard back yet. >>> stephen colbert hosts the awards on sunday night. >> stephen colberte a top rated late night program on television. colbert will host the 69th annual prime time emmys sunday right here on cbs. he's also up for two awards for his show. "cbs sunday morning's" tracy smith spoke with him. >> you were very good at the song and dance. might we see a little bit of that? >> i really consider myself a hoofer. people think i'm a comedian but i'm really a hoofer. >> reporter: president trump has late show host stephen colbert on a roll. >> i inherited a mess. >> no. you inherited a fortune. we elected a mess. >> blistering b ar b s night after night helped his show out pace the competition. >> free at last, free at last, thank god almighty, free at last. do you like that? melania wrote that. she's very good. >> this is a big moment. >> it's an honor to host the emmys and it's fun because if you lose, you still have something to do. the same reason i like waiting tables on new year's eve. if i didn't like the party, i still had a job. >> colbert will enjoy his big

call unitedhealthcare now to request your free decision guide. >> jon: stephen colbert was the host, celebrities aplenty on stage and in the audience, but the real star of the show, president trump as hollywood bashed him at every turn. jonathan hunt is live with more. >> hello, jon, this was a very political emmy ceremony with donald trump the target from the very first moment. hardly surprising given that the host was stephen colbert whose comedy currency has always been politics. he told his a-list audience, not many of whom are fans of the reality tv star turned president, no one but themselves to blame. >> why didn't you give him a emmy. i tell you this, i bet if he had won a emmy, he would not be president. going the way, is all your faul fault. >> by the president's "saturday night live" president and chief they get in emmy. >> so i should say at long last, mr. president, here is your emmy. >> and the audience got a big surprise as stephen colbert wondered how big the show's ratings might be. >> i mean, is there anyone who could say how big the audience is? sean, do you know?

. >> it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight, russia invades facebook. plus, stephen welcomes jerry seinfeld! featuring jon batiste and stay human. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ( cheers and applause ) ♪ ♪ ( cheers and applause ) >> stephen: thank you so much. oh, jon, jon, that-- you know that's a friday crowd. >> jon: oh, that's a friday crowd. >> stephen: that's a friday crowd right there. you can't fake that. now, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. ( cheers and applause ) i dont know about you, but i'm happy this week is over. i'm ready for the weekend. you know who else is ready for the weekend? donald trump. he tried and failed to repeal obamacare for the third time this week. but you know what they say, "if at first you don't succeed, please stop." ( laughter ) then, his candidate lost the g.o.p. senate primary in alabama. that's trump's base-- next to moscow. and we're learning exactly how russia influenced the election. for instance, "russ

so if you want to see what steven colbert has in store, watch the emmy awards sunday at 8:00 here on3. kate? >>> with your latest weekend watch, we got better news, it is trending brighter toward the weekend, it is only tuesday, as of now looks like we will see sunshine saturday and sunday, we still have to keep an eye on joseph. it will churn up rough surf, keep that in mind if you're headed to the shore and maybe send showers back towards the coast depending on panel, but if it goes to sea, we'll have sunshine both days, great if you want to head to the pool one last time w >>> morning back tomorrow from 4:30 to 7:00, for kate, don, everyone i'm ukee washington >> the late show with steven colbert is coming up next >> have a good night family and sleep well. >> the following is a paid presentation, brought to you by beachbody, but filmed by me on my iphone and directly from my heart. >> hold up. i want to ask you a question. how do you feel when you look at yourself in the mirror? not so good. like, "ugh. gross." who is this person? like, you know you have to do something, but it's

>> it's "the late show with stephen colbert." tonight health careidize another death.lus, stephen welcomes: sofia vergara. david boreanaz. and ken burns. featuring jon batiste and stay human.

this is "stephen colbert's midnight confessions!"use ) ♪ ♪ >> stephen: standard disclaimer: i don't know if these are technically sins, but i do feel bad about them. okay, i'll be right back. forgive me, audience, i never go to the gym, so i bought a home gym. now i never go home. ( laughter ) i'm about eight reminders away from considering rescheduling my next dental visit. ( laughter ) sometimes, sometimes, audience, sometimes when i wake up from a beautiful dream, i feel a little sad... when i see the car i just rear- ended. ( laughter ) i don't always drink beer, but when i do, i make up for all the times i don't. ( laughter ) audience, i have never pre- heated the oven a single second longer than it takes to open a roll of cookie dough. ( laughter ) ( laughter ) ( cheers and applause ) ( laughter ) ( l