to movethe daily star areiily star. >> well, look, we're going to movethe daily star are reallyir.aily star are really bucking the trend front bucking the trend of the front covers sunday, aren't they, covers on sunday, aren't they, cressida, the this cressida, what the hell is this story little away . >> put your little johns away. which is not a word i'd heard . which is not a word i'd heard. and you sound so disapproving as you say it. >> you just think this is beneath you. >> think a very good >> no, i think it's a very good point. want to be point. i don't want to be walking the woods and come across naturists as across a bunch of naturists as they've been urged. >> this is these aren't robin they've been urged. >> tithemedese aren't robin they've been urged. >> tithemed naturists robin they've been urged. >> tithemed naturists .1obin they've been urged. >> tithemed naturists . no,| they've been urged. >> tithemed naturists . no, it's hood themed naturists. no, it's just in sherwood forest. it's just in sherwood forest. it's just naturists in sherwood fore st. forest. >> mean,

so they're to it first. they're going to get it first. >> daily star are not going >> the daily starot going to first. i mean, they to get this first. i mean, they had conversations at had these conversations at congress, didn't they, where the republicans democrats congress, didn't they, where the republicarinvolved democrats congress, didn't they, where the republicarinvolved talkingcrats congress, didn't they, where the republicarinvolved talking about were both involved talking about how there is what was it, biologics how there is what was it, biologic effectively how there is what was it, biologiceffectively in some corpses effectively in some hangar somewhere , why they would hangar somewhere, why they would leak that to the daily star as their first port of call. i find that unlikely, if i'm honest . that unlikely, if i'm honest. >> i do think the daily star are keen, though they're they are they are keen. >> they want to be aliens. >> they want there to be aliens. >> they want there to be aliens. >> be camping >> yeah. they'd be camping out like that out for like people that

so they're to it first. they're going to get it first. >> daily star are not going >> the daily starot going to first. i mean, they to get this first. i mean, they had conversations at had these conversations at congress, didn't they, where the republicans democrats congress, didn't they, where the republicarinvolved democrats congress, didn't they, where the republicarinvolved talkingcrats congress, didn't they, where the republicarinvolved talking about were both involved talking about how there is what was it, biologics how there is what was it, biologic effectively how there is what was it, biologiceffectively in some corpses effectively in some hangar somewhere , why they would hangar somewhere, why they would leak that to the daily star as their first port of call. i find that unlikely, if i'm honest . that unlikely, if i'm honest. >> i do think the daily star are keen, though they're they are they are keen. >> they want to be aliens. >> they want there to be aliens. >> they want there to be aliens. >> be camping >> yeah. they'd be camping out like that out for like people that

now a decorator and finally the daily star has a stab me in skeggy and those were your front pages . se were your front pages. and let's kick off an in—depth look at those front pages starting with the daily mail. paul, what have they got? >> 2500 pounds, 2500 pounds to smuggle criminals out. out of the uk. so even cheaper to get out than it is to get in. but they're saying here the albanian albanian people smugglers, this is the mail, by the way. i haven't said that albanian people smugglers provide return journeys to help criminals escape from britain. in brazen tik tok adverts. wow i mean, incredible stuff. louis i don't know what you make of this, but. >> well, so there's smuggling. they're charging, you know, five grand, seven and a half grand to smuggle people into the country. but way but it's not just a one way trade anymore. they're also because got to back. because they've got to go back. it's same people. i mean, so it's the same people. i mean, so they're taking they're taking people back once they once they've crimes in they've committed some crimes in they've committed s

now a decorator and finally the daily star has a stab me in skeggy and those were your front pages . se were your front pages. and let's kick off an in—depth look at those front pages starting with the daily mail. paul, what have they got? >> 2500 pounds, 2500 pounds to smuggle criminals out. out of the uk. so even cheaper to get out than it is to get in. but they're saying here the albanian albanian people smugglers, this is the mail, by the way. i haven't said that albanian people smugglers provide return journeys to help criminals escape from britain. in brazen tik tok adverts. wow i mean, incredible stuff. louis i don't know what you make of this, but. >> well, so there's smuggling. they're charging, you know, five grand, seven and a half grand to smuggle people into the country. but way but it's not just a one way trade anymore. they're also because got to back. because they've got to go back. it's same people. i mean, so it's the same people. i mean, so they're taking they're taking people back once they once they've crimes in they've committed some crimes in they've committed s

daily star. out star. if you're running out of writers, me. i'm here for writers, call me. ou. >> an interview for the daily. i'll do it. >> i suppose they're saying it's news because it's a bank holiday. bank holiday it's not even hot. even that hot. >> 20, 23 degrees isn't that hot? >> it's hardly global boiling, is it? exactly. go to barbados. >> to feel hot? >> you want to feel hot? >> you want to feel hot? >> if only. >> well, if only. >> well, if only. >> and what's the image of >> and what's with the image of the reading the star? the dog reading the star? >> the way, if we try >> i mean, by the way, if we try and analyse anything on the front page of the daily star, we're going. can we're never going. we can analyse thing. analyse one thing. >> liverpool 2110 men. i'm a liverpool fan. >> is that is that the guy in the red shirt? >> the guy in the red shirt. oh, that's brilliant. >> is that okay? >> is that okay? >> you see i'm. are >> know, we should >> you know, we should congratulate andrew. you got that entirely right. >> good >> yeah. good >> yeah. good >> not do

the i news uk airlines accused of abandoning passengers and finally the daily star terrible news boffinssay beer goggles don't work . so beer goggles don't work. so those were your front pages as . those were your front pages as. so we will kick off with the daily mail. louis well, this is bad news for people who actually have a life is not a penny to compensate victims. and it basically basically early there was a glitch in the system a couple of days ago and there's a knock on effect. and 281 flights were cancelled yesterday. and that's a lot of flights. and every time you have one flight cancelled, that's another flight that gets cancelled. that's another flight that gets cancelled. and people and they're going to pay they're not going to pay anything. the is, the anything. but the thing is, the french blunder , i'm not quite french blunder, i'm not quite clear what the blunder is . the clear what the blunder is. the blunder a very word , blunder is a very thick word, isn't something like isn't it, for something like this, it being it related. this, with it being it related. >> my mon

and finally, the daily star, logical captain, and star, a logical captain, and that's your front pages. i think that's your front pages. i think we can do it that way the whole time. kicking things off with the daily mail. frances yes. >> so this talks about the conservative government's new new ways for immigration and their new immigration scheme , their new immigration scheme, which is they're going to send illegal migrants to the island of ascension . of ascension. >> and what they're going to do is they're going to send them there. >> and it's pretty much a deserted island. it's about a thousand coast of thousand miles off the coast of south america, 1500 the thousand miles off the coast of south ofnerica, 1500 the thousand miles off the coast of south of africa 1500 the thousand miles off the coast of south of africa and) the thousand miles off the coast of south of africa and it's the thousand miles off the coast of south of africa and it's 4000 coast of africa and it's 4000 miles from the uk. and they're just going to place them there before for then deciding where to send them

and finally, the daily star, logical captain, and star, a logical captain, and that's your front pages i think that's your front pages. i think we can do it that way the whole time. kicking things off with the daily mail. frances yes. >> so this talks about the conservative government's new new ways for immigration and their new immigration scheme , their new immigration scheme, which is they're going to send illegal migrants to the island of ascension . of ascension. >> and what they're going to do is they're going to send them there. >> and it's pretty much a deserted island. it's about a thousand coast of thousand miles off the coast of south america, 1500 the thousand miles off the coast of south ofnerica, 1500 the thousand miles off the coast of south of africa 1500 the thousand miles off the coast of south of africa and) the thousand miles off the coast of south of africa and it's the thousand miles off the coast of south of africa and it's 4000 coast of africa and it's 4000 miles from the uk. and they're just going to place them there before for then deciding where to send them

anyway, just let's let's try and salvage this section with the daily star.han yeah , this story is a jonathan yeah, this story is a bit more relaxed. >> so holidaymakers was warned. actually it's not great holiday makers warned too much sun is turning all into slapheads so turning us all into slapheads so the report here is that if you spend too long outside the spend too long outside in the sun, your hair will essentially react to that and it will fall out so it can be sun damaged. and then you're telomeres. no, that's you're that's your genetics. you're something follicles, something else. follicles, that's the one. they won't grow and the cycles get quicker and quicker . but and the cycles get quicker and quicker. but think they just quicker. but i think they just don't to get because don't want us to get sun because that's charge chakras that's how we charge our chakras and they don't want to us charge our chakras. >> you our chakras. >> what? >> that's it. you know what? you know learned know what? you've learned something over the years. i didn't you i

just time for this last story, which is the front cover the daily star, cover of the daily star, a knights story. don't knights templar story. we don't get those, francis. get enough of those, francis. >> enough those. >> we don't get enough of those. and to be honest with and i'm going to be honest with you, andrew, who would have predicted be the daily predicted that it'd be the daily star? very learned of them. >> yeah, absolutely. >> yeah, absolutely. >> so anyway, it's >> absolutely. so anyway, it's really if you're a bit really exciting if you're a bit of a history buff and a mediaeval history buff, which i know are, mr or dr. know you are, mr doyle or dr. doyle i should call you. doyle as i should call you. yeah. right? yeah absolutely. >> so are you really a doctor? >> so are you really a doctor? >> well, i'm a a doctor of poetry. >> yeah. so it doesn't >> yeah. yes. so it doesn't really. doesn't really count? really. it doesn't really count? no, much of a doctor no, but it's as much of a doctor as you are. as you are. >> as you are. >> no, you're a bit more than i am anyway. >> go

anyway, just let's let's try and salvage this section with the daily star.han yeah , this story is a jonathan yeah, this story is a bit more relaxed. >> so holidaymakers was warned. actually it's not great holiday makers warned too much sun is turning all into slapheads so turning us all into slapheads so the report here is that if you spend too long outside the spend too long outside in the sun, your hair will essentially react to that and it will fall out so it can be sun damaged. and then you're telomeres. no, that's you're that's your genetics. you're something follicles, something else. follicles, that's the one. they won't grow and the cycles get quicker and quicker . but and the cycles get quicker and quicker. but think they just quicker. but i think they just don't to get because don't want us to get sun because that's charge chakras that's how we charge our chakras and they don't want to us charge our chakras. >> you our chakras. >> what? >> that's it. you know what? you know learned know what? you've learned something over the years. i didn't you i

we're going to move the daily star. it move on to the daily star. it was horrible the finger.n the finger. okay daily star. what are they leading have from dogs to >> so they have from dogs to cats. it's the photograph that confirms cats are confirms that big cats are roaming the uk. it's roaming the uk. and it's a photograph black panther photograph of a black panther apparently taken in smallthorne in and it in staffordshire. and yeah, it definitely looks like a black panther. people worried panther. and people are worried that this that we've got that this means that we've got dangerous roaming the dangerous cats roaming the countryside, seems countryside, but that just seems to racially profiling just to be racially profiling it just because black panther, because it's a black panther, it doesn't mean it's going to doesn't mean that it's going to be higher propensity of eating sheep. >> yeah, it could be that, but is this just rewilding? is that what's going on here? i think we should ban all cats. >> oh, goodness sake. i'm >> oh, for goodness sake. i'm going cats and dogs

we're going to move the daily star. it move on to the daily star. it was horrible the finger.the finger. okay daily star. what are they leading have from dogs to >> so they have from dogs to cats. it's the photograph that confirms cats are confirms that big cats are roaming the uk. it's roaming the uk. and it's a photograph black panther photograph of a black panther apparently taken in smallthorne in and it in staffordshire. and yeah, it definitely looks like a black panther. people worried panther. and people are worried that this that we've got that this means that we've got dangerous roaming the dangerous cats roaming the countryside, seems countryside, but that just seems to racially profiling just to be racially profiling it just because black panther, because it's a black panther, it doesn't mean it's going to doesn't mean that it's going to be higher propensity of eating sheep. >> yeah, it could be that, but is this just rewilding? is that what's going on here? i think we should ban all cats. >> oh, goodness sake. i'm >> oh, for goodness sake. i'm going cats and dogs.

with me, michelle juburi till 7:00 tonight, the former editor of the daily star dawn neesom alongsidefounder of novara media . co—founder of novara media. aaron bastani. well, today it is the deadline for about 8000 afghans that were evacuated to the uk in 2021 to have apparently moved out of temporary accommodation . this is temporary accommodation. this is basically in mir. these families got a letter from the home office saying that they either accept a housing offer that the government had provided or be evicted from the place that they are at. apparently. now are staying at. apparently. now the plans move . the government plans to move. all to 24,500 afghans out of temporary accommodation by the end of the year. our ambassador bastani, where do you sit on this? was it a right deadline in the first place? are we anywhere near we be or what? >> well, you put the words uk and afghanistan together and pretty everything's been pretty much everything's been mismanaged for the last 20 years. seems this seems years. and this seems this seems an outgrowth of i have to an outgrowth of that

and we finished this section daily star crest. section with a daily star crest. what got?y got? >> got the so this >> they've got the king. so this is tributes . is tributes. >> flood in for chat show legend . hockey's which has . hockey's died, which has obviously been on most of the front covers at this evening. >> he was 88, so it's good innings. >> it's a good innings. >> it's a good innings. >> and what a fabulous life. yeah. >> yeah you can see him there with with emu . yes and emu. with with emu. yes and emu. yeah. one of those amazing movement. yeah it was incredible. i think we all all of us. >> well, there's a lot younger than you and i, leo, but probably still remember it watching, know, remember watching, you know, i remember my remembering your my dad, like, remembering your dad, your granddad dad, mentioning your granddad mentioning and. and leo and i talking about it earlier. >> yeah, i saw it when i was 42. yeah but, you know, if anything, he might be the original podcaster. he might be the original pocparky, we're all the >> parky, because we're all the gr

because i read the daily star. it's of daily star.ans pictures. >> he's funny with the cap >> he's only funny with the cap . so the daily star is relatively serious for the daily star. it's we're all taking naps, doing the gardening and even pumpy, which naps, doing the gardening and everposh pumpy, which naps, doing the gardening and everposh term. pumpy, which naps, doing the gardening and everposh term. when pumpy, which naps, doing the gardening and everposh term. when we npy, which naps, doing the gardening and everposh term. when we should|ich is a posh term. when we should be working home. be working from home. so basically there's a few papers have it's the it's the 1 in have it. it's the it's the 1 in 8 britons have had sex on company time. how will they know? i know it's shocking and they're calling a hybrid they're calling it a hybrid working pattern, which is a mixture of work , gardening and mixture of work, gardening and sex. that's people sex. apparently that's people are course they are. they're are of course they are.

because i read the daily star. it's of daily star.nlyfans pictures. >> he's funny with the cap >> he's only funny with the cap . so the daily star is relatively serious for the daily star. it's we're all taking naps, doing the gardening and even pumpy, which naps, doing the gardening and everposh pumpy, which naps, doing the gardening and everposh term. pumpy, which naps, doing the gardening and everposh term. when pumpy, which naps, doing the gardening and everposh term. when we npy, which naps, doing the gardening and everposh term. when we should|ich is a posh term. when we should be working home. be working from home. so basically there's a few papers have it's the it's the 1 in have it. it's the it's the 1 in 8 britons have had sex on company time. how will they know? i know it's shocking and they're calling a hybrid they're calling it a hybrid working pattern, which is a mixture of work , gardening and mixture of work, gardening and sex. that's people sex. apparently that's people are course they are. they're are of course they

and stuart broad, the daily star . anymore. and stuart broad, the daily star. rishi sunak those were your front pages. that's all we have time for. thank you to my guest, josh howie and nick dixon. we're back tomorrow at 11 pm. andrew doyle will be in the p.m. andrew doyle will be in the chair, hosted josh howie and leo kearse. if you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. a.m, stay tuned for breakfast. otherwise, a pleasure. otherwise, it's been a pleasure. i will be seeing you in about a month's time when i get back from edinburgh. best. month's time when i get back from night.rgh. best. good night. >> the temperature's rising . >> the temperature's rising. boxt solar proud sponsors of weather on . gb news. weather on. gb news. >> evening. i'm alex deakin and this is your latest weather update from the met office for gb news. should be a drier day tomorrow and many places will see some bright or even sunny spells. still quite breezy, however, not particularly warm. and behind me there's another area of low pressure lurking for wednesday . this area of

and finally, the daily star goes rogue with grandmasters of the universe.do with aliens playing chess. those were your front pages . so we're going to front pages. so we're going to kick off with the sunday mirror. chris skudder. what are they leading with.7 >> they are leading with how many more must die before tories get a grip? >> we've had another channel >> so we've had another channel tragedy today. six more deaths and people are saying that the tories have got blood on their hands and i'm inclined to agree with them. >> i mean, it's well, it's absolutely horrible news and it's things that, it's one of these things that, you the get lot you know, the tories get a lot of for dealing of criticism for not dealing with the fact that we have these illegal traffickers exploiting people. >> people are dying on the way oven >> people are dying on the way over. hand, over. but on the other hand, when they try implement when they do try and implement some measures, they're also criticised is criticised as well. so this is true. what do they they can't win. you

and finally, the daily star goes rogue with grandmasters of the universe.do with aliens playing chess. those were your front pages . so we're going to front pages. so we're going to kick off with the sunday mirror. front pages. so we're going to kick off with the front pages. so we're going to chris skudder. what are they leading with.7 >> chris skudder. what are they >> they are leading with how many more must die before tories get a grip? >> so we've had another channel tragedy today. six more deaths and people are saying that the tories have got blood on their hands and i'm inclined to agree with them. >> i mean, it's well, it's absolutely horrible news and it's things that, it's one of these things that, you the get lot you know, the tories get a lot of for dealing of criticism for not dealing with the fact that we have these illegal traffickers exploiting people. >> people are dying on the way oven >> people are dying on the way over. hand, over. but on the other hand, when they try implement when they do try and implement some measures, they're also c

and finally , the daily star rise of finally, the daily star rise of the sunny psychos, which i believes a story about sandwiches. and those are your front pages . so let's look at front pages. so let's look at the telegraph , lewis and that the telegraph, lewis and that story about the barge as well. >> migrants taken off barge in legionella scare home vessel branded . branded. >> home office branded. incompetent vessel may be uninhabitable for weeks because probably the internal water system is broken. legionella i remember legionnaires disease. i'm old enough to remember legionella. it's called legionella. it's called legionella now. >> suella. >> suella. >> it was called. you were a legionella. they actually changed the name. they came up with name called with this name called legionnaires disease because there in there was a hotel in philadelphia. they were having some this is when some trade thing. this is when i was your age. 19. yeah, i was your age. and in 1977 and the air ducts got polluted and the air ducts got polluted and the air was really bad. and so that's what this is,

the metro leads with i gave womb to my baby sister and finally the daily star has shoo .ooh, that's about bugs, by the way . and those were your front way. and those were your front pages. way. and those were your front pages . and let's have a closer pages. and let's have a closer look at those front pages starting with the daily mail. frances, what have they got? >> well, the daily mail lead with this story, which is woman gives womb to her sister in uk transplant first. so she has given her womb to her sister and it's taken a 17 hour operation, but it means that she can now have children. hopefully because it must be. >> it's not a guarantee. she it's still what we're trying to be positive for the woman. >> well , i'm be positive for the woman. >> well, i'm just saying it's not easy, is it? >> it's not. it's not. it's not straightforward, but it's in. it's looking good because the woman the is coming woman who the womb is coming from already had two children. >> right. >> right. >> so we know it works. >> so we know it works. >> no, really, that's one >> yeah. no, real

and we finally got the daily star. bruce, what have they got in the front cover ?no, this 7— >> no, this is hm ? >> no, this is very serious. it's a curse of the spooky child . so a charity shop painting of a girl with returned time and time again because buyers can't cope with her spooky stare. my point would be, i don't know if this is true or not. it could be the fact there's just more than one in circulation and someone's just at it. but then maybe. then just at it. but then maybe. then just don't go and buy filth from charity shops. >> what do you think? do you think this is actually going to cause people to rush out and buy this no no, because this painting? no no, because people say it's very, very upsetting because child, the upsetting because the child, the way the child looks, because the face is a bit like skew. well yeah. >> and has an imperious kind of very piercing look. >> well you're being judged . >> well you're being judged. yes. there's some people like that. yes. there's some people like that . oh yeah, of course they that. oh yeah, of course th

and finally , the daily star rise of finally, the daily star rise of the sunny psychos, which i believes a story about sandwiches. and those are your front pages . so let's look at front pages. so let's look at the telegraph , lewis and that the telegraph, lewis and that story about the barge as well. >> migrants taken off barge in legionella scare home vessel branded . branded. >> home office branded. incompetent vessel may be uninhabitable for weeks because probably the internal water system is broken. legionella i remember legionnaires disease. i'm old enough to remember legionella. it's called legionella. it's called legionella now. >> suella. >> suella. >> it was called. you were a legionella. they actually changed the name. they came up with name called with this name called legionnaires disease because there in there was a hotel in philadelphia. they were having some this is when some trade thing. this is when i was your age. 19. yeah, i was your age. and in 1977 and the air ducts got polluted and the air ducts got polluted and the air was really bad. and so that's what this is,

i generate music the daily star has. they didn't see that coming.se were your front pages as. coming. and those were your front pages as . and let's have a front pages as. and let's have a closer look at those front pages starting with the daily mail. josh, what have they got? >> yeah, two data breaches that justi'm literally defying belief. >> i'm literally defying belief. i can't i can't believe i can't even go any further because my brain warped by this information. >> so yeah, this is the electoral commission. >> turns not that they >> turns out not only that they were hacked, like for nearly two years. so there a huge number of it's a 40 million people. the information is out there. i mean, that must be pretty much everyone on the electoral register. but that's all the people just came over today people who just came over today and the on the across the channel but look, first of all, we don't know who did it. china and but we don't know why. and actually , a lot of this actually, a lot of this information is in the in the pubuc information is

and finally, the daily star has what a mug, donald trump manbaby sulks in jail.d those were your front pages as . and let's have a pages as. and let's have a closer look at those front pages, starting with the mirror. paul pages, starting with the mirror. paul, what have they got? >> big fat lies, of course, referring to trump's mugshot on the front of every newspaper today and throughout sorry, tomorrow . look, i'm today and throughout sorry, tomorrow. look, i'm as much as i'm told i should absolutely hate donald trump. >> the contrarian within me. >> the contrarian within me. >> i'm not telling you that. >> i'm not telling you that. >> you've not told me that. i think he's a cool guy. the mirror is telling me that. however, the contrarian in me and seeing the culture war rumble on the way it does , and i rumble on the way it does, and i admire him. i admire him because he annoys all the right people. as far as i'm concerned, the enemy of my enemy is my friend and we can see his mug shot here, which is already turned into merchandise , apparently. into merchandi