tonight, david letterman, and dominique fishback. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, how are you doing? welcome. thank you. thank you, i appreciate that. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming, thank you for watching, thanks for everything, really. i'm glad you're here. it's a special, special night for us. it's a special night for me because david letterman is here. [ cheers and applause ] this is his first time visiting us here in l.a. and i have to say i feel like our regional manager is coming for an inspection. [ laughter ] "straighten up everybody!" [ laughter ] dave is here to tell us about his new documentary on disney plus, "bono & the edge: a sort of homecoming, with dave letterman" and to promote his new faith-based cryptocurrency, davecoin! [ laughter ] which i'm excited about. this is a big deal for me. this is like if don francisco came to the set. >> guillermo: that's right, jimmy, real by, very big, yes. >> jimmy: i hope dave brought his galoshes because the rain is not s

please welcome david letterman.y nice. thank you very much. [cheers and applause] thank you. and james, thank you. it is great to see your mother and father. >> jimmy: my mother and father. my mother when i was 16 she made me -- >> david: i think i heard that story. that is where the trouble began. so i'm walking into this fabulous -- is this the old theater? >> jimmy: it is. yes. [laughs] >> david: and on either side of the wall must be 100 photos of myself and you. >> jimmy: yeah. >> david: at first i thought, that is very nice. i'm touch and the more i saw it and the more i understood what was going on, i actually was sick. [laughter] there's lithology here. and it all started with the cake. >> jimmy: it all started with the cake. i know how you love to see pictures of yourself and i know how you love and attention. >> david: it is very unpleasant. but this facility is the nicest. for example, the dressing room. i have never been in a dressing room that nice. if you were on any of my productions, the dressing roo

the person who deserved to get it was david letterman.ld, still has a bruised ego about the way the network wavered in its support for him. >> when we found out that leno was going to get "the tonight show," we were all obviously depressed. we felt like we were being punished for making fun of them and not cooperating and not being as collaborative as we could have been. and we also felt like we were being disrespected because we did 11 years of great shows. >> just how pissed off are you? [ laughter and applause ] >> by all rights, david letterman should have taken over for johnny carson, but his agent took a very, very aggressive stand. we're going to really control all of late night. it's going to cost you a fortune. and they put our backs to the wall. >> i can only tell you that it has been an honor and a privilege to come into your homes all these years and entertain you. and i hope when i find something i want to do and i think you will like and come back, that you'll be as gracious inviting me into your home as you have been. i bid

tonight, david letterman, and dominique fishback. with cleto and the cletones.ow, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, how are you doing? welcome. thank you. thank you, i appreciate that. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for coming, thank you for watching, thanks for everything, really. i'm glad you're here. it's a special, special night for us. it's a specialig

today, david letterman and dominique fishback with cleto and the cletones and now, jimmy kimmel!eers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you. thank you. i appreciate it. thank you. thank you for washington. thanks for everything. it is a special, special night. it is a special

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>> jim: yeah, i had an audition to write for david letterman.x in jokes at the time and they go, "give us a sample, give us your best joke." i thought it was the best joke, that i spied through so many girls windows, i thought about changing my name to tom." and i sent that in and i was like, "i'm going to get this writing job, this will be amazing. david letterman is suing to say this joke." >> greg: you know it's funny? people don't remember what tom means, do you? >> kat: peeping tom. i also know about the fourth amendment. [laughter] >> greg: isn't that weird connect because the fourth amendment starts assuming peeping to your window? >> kat: no... >> greg: i think we solved the -- >> tyrus: i don't want to get us in trouble. it's peeping person now, right? >> kat: no, tom is a girl. [laughter] >> greg: coming up, don't ba bail, because it's your mail. [applause] i heard about the payroll tax refund that allowed us to keep the people that have been here taking care of us. learn more at getrefunds.com. ♪ this feels so right... ♪ adt systems n

if you love you, too, and david letterman you'll love this. it's a disney plus documentary special with bono and we're going back to being a children here are with the edge. i think that's true. do you think dave van? oh, and the edge. edge. take us on a musical and personal journey for the disney plus documentary bono and the edge of a sort of homecoming with dave letterman. the film is part documentary, part travel adventure and along with plenty of music. there are also stories about their writing process and their legacy. we wanted to strip away the artifice that inevitably emerges after being around this long. the songs brought us here. that's what i always get back to the songs. i could get up one morning, go to the piano and the guitar and start a song that becomes very famous piece of music that might be around well after i'm gone, so it's like what what else would i want to do with my day? you. oh gosh. get yourself together. you got stuck in no, you can't get out of it. dave serves as our tour guide. he says he was just amazed to wit

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while larry was injured and adam was off making an art film, edge and i asked david letterman to dublinundle for even more. [cheers and applause] >> kal: well, that's our show for tonight, and that's my time as guest host. but stay tuned for next week, when your host will be al franken! and if you want more of me, then pick up a copy of my book or audio book, "you can't be serious," wherever books are sold. here it is. your "moment of zen." >> have you seen "harold and kumar go to white castle"? >> excuse me? >> have you seen the movie "harold and kumar go to white castle"? >> no, i have not, congresswoman. - ♪ i'm going down to south park ♪ ♪ gonna have myself a time ♪ both: ♪ friendly faces everywhere ♪ ♪ humble folks without temptation ♪ - ♪ i'm going down to south park ♪ ♪ gonna leave my woes behind ♪ - ♪ ample parking day or night ♪ ♪ people spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪ - ♪ headin' on up to south park ♪

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he got the attention of news outlet all over the world even appearing on the david letterman and jayany but l his family became particularly close even making an appearance at his retirement party. vick was able to visit him recently one last time to say goodbye 12 years after his escapades went viral. >> he would always recognize me and came over love at first sight. you see this unique cap and you go he is a star and i'm going to make him a star. he was a loving cap unloved back cap. >> vick believes his spirit will still be felt by the community. they hope the love and laughter will linger. >> i hope they remember him as a fun cat that went out and tried to bring presents home. it has been really amazing to us that this little cap could do that. he is a very special cat. >> rest in you will be missed. in san mateo dustin dorsey. abc 7 news. ama: just ahead excit the sierra it will be a weekend like they have not had in for skin as alive as you are... don't settle for silver. harness the power of 7 moisturizers & 3 vitamins to smooth, heal, and moisturize your dry skin. gold bond.

too, did dusty's popularity, getting attention from all over the world, even appearing on the david lettermanshows. dusty was loved by many, but his family became particularly close with vic lee, even making an appearance at his retirement party. vic was able to visit dusty recently one last time to say goodbye 12 years after dusty's escapades went viral. >> he would always recognize me and come over, love at first sight. you see this unique cat and you go, wow, that is a star. it was just a loving cat. reporter: he believes his spirit will still be felt by this community. dusty's guardians hope that love and laughter will linger. >> i hope they just remember him as just a fun cat that went out and tried to presents it's been ramazing to us that this little cat could do that. he's a very special cat. reporter: from one dusty to another, rest in peace, cleptokitty. you will be missed. dustin dorsey, julian: we will be speaking with dusty's owners coming up at 5:30 p.m. on our streaming newscast. hope you join us us for that. a san francisco woman is being honored as a usa today women of the ye

david letterman will be joining us. [ cheers and applause ] and dominique fishback, too.irst guest is a wildly successful actor, writer, director, and ceramicist with a very funny memoir, which is now in paperback for those of you who were too cheap to buy the hard one. it's called "yearbook." please say hello to seth rogen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: seth, i don't know what's going on, you've become very handsome and very stylish over the last ten years. >> i don't know what happened either, it's weird. i look at it, like wow, i really pulled something off here, i don't know what that is. >> jimmy: really putting it all together. i was talking to a couple in the audience. they are here from australia. >> oh, yeah, them, yeah. >> jimmy: and they are going to las vegas. they're on their honeymoon right now. >> cool. >> jimmy: they're going to see cirque du soleil. >> are you going to do shrooms? [ laughter ] if you need them, i can sell you some. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, that's what i was kind of getting at. did you have fun at the oscars? >> i di

that looks pretty cool, but on the edge of their old friend david letterman to their hometown of dublinour, their old haunts, performing intimate concert. you can see it all on the darkies, special bono and the edge of a sort of homecoming with david letterman. it's streaming now on disney, plus michael all right. thank you, lindsey. now it is time to bring out two fantastic star that a new movie shades, um, theory of the gods, so let's call them to the set with some magic sam. yes. please welcome dame helen mirren and rachel zipper. great. good to see you. see you . it's so great. it's so great to have you both. you have a seat, please. it's so great to have you both here. this movie so much fun, but i got to start with you, helen. because i know you took your grandson to the l. a premiere a little bit earlier nephew. actually my great nephew. yeah i can't believe i'm great aunt like great. you have to speak great. yeah, great. is what you focus on with that. what was his review of the film loved the film, you know, he lived in a small town in connecticut. so he's not a sort of l a. yo

it's not that david letterman did. that's not what jay leno did, and i said let's give it a try.he people are a little more sophisticated than you're giving them credit for and they can actually take it that a guy who's on tv, they don't always agree with him but they still like him. just like in life you don't always agree with your friends on everything. so it did turn out that it's okay because here i am 30 years later still on. but i get every year when we want new writers on our show, i love the writers i have but i'm running a business here. i'm sorry, it's brutal. but if i can find somebody better, that's what i'm doing. i always serve the show first. every year i read these packets of proposed writers and read them this year as every year, and it's just stunning how uniform their points of view are. >> and it hasn't always been that way. >> i don't think it was ever quite this bad. it's the exact same point of view on every single issue. and it's very predictable. i have a relationship with people who want to hear what i think is the truth and i'm going to present both si

with seth rogen, andy samberg, and for the first time visiting us at our studio here in l.a., david lettermant is an oscar-nominated screenwriter and a great actor you know from many films, in his latest, he plays the number one painter on public television in vermont. the new movie is called "paint." it opens in theaters april 7th. please welcome owen wilson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: were you a part of the oscar festivities last night in any way? >> yeah, i was watching. >> jimmy: oh. >> yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: you were nominated for an oscar. what year was, that 2002? >> i think so, yes. wes and i got nominated for "the royal tenenbaums." >> jimmy: yes. >> thank you. you know, that was very exciting to be nominated. we knew we weren't going to win because we had lost every single award going up to it with "gosford park." >> jimmy: oh, yeah, "gosford park". >> that won the best screenplay in all the lead-up awards. it was strange. right before they announced our category, i just got hit with this certainty like, we're going win this. [ laughter ]

while larry was injured and adam was off making an art film, edge and i asked david letterman to dublin ( ♪ ) ( ♪ ) ( ♪ ) upgrade to the disney bundle for even more. ♪♪ “one cinnamon...” “caramel cream nitro cold brew?” ♪♪ “all right, see you tomorrow.” ♪♪ we've got the brands, value and inspiration you need to own your style. only at macy's this man needs updated covid protection. so does she. yup, these guys too. because covid is still out there, and so are you. and if your last vaccine was before september 2022, you're out there with fading protection. but an updated vaccine restores your protection. so you can keep doing you. get an updated covid vaccine and stay out there, safely. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> seth: our next guest is an emmy nominated comedian, actress. you know from shows such as "nailed it" and "wipe out. she stars in the second season of "grand crew." which airs friday nights at 8:30pm on nbc. let's take a look. teitey >> oh, i see you're annoyed. >> no i'm not annoyed. i think i'm trying to say that the game ihts dumb, lothud, and hate this part of your personalit

that is not what johnny carson did and it is not what -- david letterman did, or what jay leno did., let's give it a try. maybe the people are a little more sophisticated than you are giving them credit for and they can actually take it that a guy who is on tv who they don't always agree with him, but they still like him, you don't always agree with people in your life on things. so did turn out that it was okay and here i am 30 years later. still on. but, i get every year, when we are looking for, maybe we want new writters on our show, we love the rioters i have but you know what, i'm running a business here. i am sorry. it is brutal but if i can find somebody better, that is what i am doing. i always serve the show first. so every year i've read these packets of proposed writers and i read them this year, as i do every year. it is just stunning! how uniform their points of view are. >> they hasn't always been that way? >> exactly. i don't remember, but i don't think was ever quite this bad. it is the exact same point of view on every single issue. and it is very predictable. i ha

david letterman had his morning show nobody had ever seen a guy like this at this time of day. right there, you saw basically the incipient stages of the irreverence. huge tankful eliminate and what it looks like minnows and things full of minnows minnows. my idea of a joke. the only reason we were getting all that stuff on the air was that we were just putting it on the air because we were already on the air. i read the nbc research and if we would have had more sex, more violence on the show. i think we would have done better right from the start. they talked about being canceled a lot, which you hadn't seen before. on tv host really mocking their failure. ladies and gentlemen. i am sorry that this program is going to disappear because it was something it was something different and something adventurous and something really courageous and daytime television and unfortunately none of these shows ever got bad any show that gets canceled prematurely or abandoned prematurely. you leave a sexy corpse. they all become james dean bingbing. i quit. you remember them as they were you