please, just until she leaves. >> no, edna! unh-unh, edna.t getting the hives thinking about it. >> she's only gonna be here a few more hours. come on, just pretend you're my husband until she leaves. brown, please. >> no! edna, get your hands off. get your paws off of me! >> please, brown! >> edna, look. i'm not fixing to sacrifice my religion just so you can tell a lie. i'm not gonna do it. >> i'll give you double my rent this month. >> oh, well, baby, you shoulda said that earlier. [ both laugh ] no, no, none of that. >> come on. >> edna! [ gagging ] i think i'm gonna have a stroke. vamanos dusty! the fans await! roger that. so, el chu... what do i do? i've never done this before! just smile and be yourself! oh! it's dusty crophopper! over here! dusty!!! hey! aaaaaagh! wow! so many fans! dusty my friend, don't let it go to your head. you have to stay humble... like me! aaaaaaaah-ha-ha-hiiiiiiy! fly into target for everything planes. [ female announcer ] introducing the windex touch-up cleaner. dab it... clean it... done. it's a one-handed

come on this way, edna.e on, come on. >> i do miss you, edna. >> i miss you, too, colonel. [ chuckles ] >> y'all gonna make me throw up if y'all keep on with this. >> edna, please come back home. >> oh, you ain't got to say it twice. >> you better be glad he asked you once. hey, colonel, get her leash and walk her home. >> oh, come on, brown! >> mr. brown! >> go now. >> stop it. they haven't even eaten dinner yet. >> yes, they have. leave. bye. here. put it a dog bowl. >> i despise you, brown. >> well, i despite you, too. why don't you despite me at home?! >> hey, listen, you... [ indistinct shouting ] now, look, i'm not gonna stand here and watch you talk to my woman like that, because it's gonna seriously jeopardize our friendship! >> well, we can jeopardize it -- >> "well, we can jeopardize it"? what you want to do? what you want to do, huh?! what you want to do?! >> colonel? >> yeah? >> you still want to go bowling? >> sure, i do. >> okay, let's go. >> all right, let's go. >> get your stuff. cora, we goi

look, edna, come on home. >> yes, edna, shoo. go on home., just go back home. >> stay out of this, brown! >> if you stay out my house, i stay out your business! i'm trying to get you to stay out! get out. >> well, he asked you to come home, miss edna. >> well, he sure took his good time showing up. >> well, i would've been here sooner, but i had a couple of those fiber tablets. >> that's your stomach i hear? >> now, come on. >> not until you apologize. >> apologize for what, edna? >> for calling me old. >> well, i never called you old! >> you brought me those fiber things. >> well, i take fiber tablets. >> yeah, because you're old. >> well, i don't care. now, i'm gonna ask you one more time. edna, come home. >> i can't come home. >> yes, you can. if you click your hooves together 3 times and say, "there's no place like home. there's no place like home." [ imitates horse ] >> nope. not until he apologizes. >> no, i'm not apologizing for something i didn't do. >> then i'm not budging. >> fine. >> fine. >> colonel, you ain't got -- somebody gon

you look dead now. >> edna, i'm sorry. how can i make it up to you?f something. >> drown her. >> well, now, at least now i can get some sleep. >> mm-hmm. [ chuckles ] i just thought of something. come on, colonel. >> [ laughs ] >> let's go. >> [ laughs ] >> ooh, colonel, that's got to be cruel and unusual punishment. >> okay, babe. here's the last of it. >> all right. thanks. hey, you okay? tossing and turning all night. >> oh, baby, i couldn't sleep. i kept having this dream about the kids in this apartment with no curtains, being chased by fried bologna sandwiches. >> well, look, we just got to be strong and not let the kids see us get upset. >> oh, the babies are leaving. i'm just so... >> cora, stop, okay? you're gonna have me going, too. stop. >> i just hate that they're leaving us, sasha. >> damn allergies. >> so sorry. >> i guess that's it. >> hey. >> do we really have to go? >> well, look, even though you do, you guys can come by here anytime you want. >> yeah, guys, our door is always open, okay? >> and don't forget to call every day, okay? >

edna. >> you're a very sweet girl. gullible, but sweet. >> ms. edna, what are you talking about? who liked to work overtime. >> and what did he do? >> his secretary, mostly. >> ms. edna. >> i'm just saying. most women would be suspicious. >> ms. edna, i'm not going down this road again, okay? i have absolutely no reason not to trust my husband. >> sasha, i couldn't get this lipstick out of will's collar. >> oh, did you try that stain-stick thing? >> yes, i tried everything. i don't know what that is. >> cora, that's not my lipstick. >> it's not? >> ohh. >> okay, look, there's probably a very logical explanation for this, and-- >> yeah, will wearing makeup. ooh, i hope my nephew ain't turning into one of them transformers. ♪ ♪ ♪ and the food you love is serving up fantastic prizes. everything from red box movies, to a chance to win a million dollar prize on a big mac. what will you be served up this summer? ♪ what will you be served up this summer? dazzler, on. wow! dirt dazzlers let me clean and work out at the same time. shame, shame, shame. ooh, slippery, ooh! uh, let's ditch t

>> because edna threw them in the bushes. why did you do that, edna? ha! >> ooh. >> there it goes again. >> what the what? >> ooh. >> both of y'all done lost y'all mind! colonel, edna told me you was going crazy. >> i did not! >> you don't have to lie. you amongst friend... and me. >> i'm taking off. colonel, it's nice to see you're up and at 'em. >> ah. i feel good, will. >> good. >> do you feel good enough to, uh, discuss rescheduling the wedding? >> we'll talk about that later, edna. brown, you're doing a poor job of putting a shine on those shoes. >> what you talking about? i can see myself in them. look at that. >> look at that. they're greasy! >> that's -- i like them like that. you call these -- i call these... >> ugh! if not now, when will we discuss it? >> not now! not now, edna! can't you see we have a shoe-shine emergency here? ooh, i'll have these puppies spit-shined in no time. [ chuckles ] >> see? see what i'm talking about? every time i start discussing the wedding, he changes the subject. >> you know what? i'll talk to him. yes, i will.

edna, look. a dimmer switch could ratchet up the romance in our love nest. you mean the janitor's closet? ha! ( sighs ): what's the matter, edna? lately you just say "ha" to everything. i want a baby... now. ( quietly ): why don't we continue this in, uh, pool supplies? hi, i'm doug vaccaro. you know me as chip, the wisecracking assistant on the hit sitcom toolin' around. ( snickering ): a man in an apron. ( guffawing ) but today, i'm here as a "tool" of global dynamics corp. you know, installing your own barbecue pit is no harder than adding an aviary or olympic-sized swimming pool. in fact, it's a snap or if you're not into chicken... no, no! i'm into chicken! how about wild boar or swordfish or hippo? mmm... hippo. ( gurgling ) announcer: light-hearted apron not included. snapping fingers may not make food appear. how about it, bart? would you like a new backyard barbecue pit? can i burn evidence in it? we can all burn evidence in it. there. that wasn't so hard was it, honey? dad, i really need to rest my back. okay, sweetie. daddy'll take over. oh, yeah.

now you got your horse. >> [ whinnies ] >> ride him, miss edna! ride him!all right, gentlemen, the math is simple. if you divide 3 into 65, you get 28. there should've been a lot more meatballs. everybody was supposed to get two. colonel, you got an extra one and a doggy bag for that rottweiler you call your fiancée. >> brown, this is ridiculous. >> i'm talking. as we can all see, there's just two left. >> mr. b, what is the point of this? >> the point is there is a thief in the temple. take your hat off. and we not leaving till -- >> oh! >> what'd i tell you? i know how many meatballs are supposed -- get up. everybody get up and get out now. oh, i'll get my pistol, and somebody'll be moved. somebody gonna get out. xx >> you hear that? >> he-- >> shh, don't say nothing. don't say nothing. you'll mess it up. i love the sound of no sound. >> curtis! >> it's beautiful. [ laughs ] whoo! i am so glad janine took them kids to be with her parents for a few days. it makes me want to give you a big kiss. >> mm, mm, mm. well, handle your business, big dadddy. >> i

ever since edna, the colonel, and london moved out, they stopped paying rent.. i knew it -- selfish. >> mr. brown, you can't expect them to move out and still pay rent. >> yes. >> you know what? you are -- you're so right. both of you are so, so right. i'm gonna triple your rent. yes, you pay 3 times. >> that's not fair. >> well, i know. i'm just so desperate. i-i'd do anything to get out of this hole. >> well, you can let colonel, miss edna, and london move back in. >> anything but that. i'm not that desperate. i won't do that. no. >> ugh! mr. brown, this juice tastes like water. >> well, that's because most of it is water. it's called "rationing." >> no, it's called "being irrational." >> you can call it what you want to, cora, but the next time you go to the salon and try to get your eyebrows arched and you can only afford to get one of them done, you'll be walking around here looking like this, like you winking at everybody. "excuse me, sir. excuse me." you'll be looking like... [ imitating popeye's laugh ] >> that's how you look every day. >> ha ha ha! >>

that's edna. edna ugly. that ain't what it is.ike. >> uh-huh. >> eat food. >> eat. eating. >> you ate. you the one ate up my stuff! you better stay out of my stuff before i spank you. you don't be -- that -- that's not it. oh. hurry up. >> okay. say i ate. >> oh, i ate. >> i ate. >> i ate frown? >> oh, i hate! oh, i hate! ha! >> dance! >> you a jerk! i know. you a -- no. ah, this too hard. i hate charades. >> exactly. >> what? >> what? >> that wasn't -- >> that's not even a movie! . >>> what's up, guys. i am jay lethal. >> and i am roderick strong. >> and you are watching the special 100th episode of ring of honor television. >> that's right, today we will be watching a few of the top matches in ring of honor tv smith so sit back, relax and listen to what we have to say about each of these matches. >> you don't want to miss any of this. the 100th episode of ring of honor television starts now. ♪ ♪ >> oh! unbelievable! oh! come on! soaring and scoring! soaring and scoring! ♪ ♪ >> so, jay, the first match features you getting a tv t

edna. >> hey. >> did you all hear the news? >> oh, they found out what species of animal you from.at? are you a pterodactyl? >> shut up, missing link. you never stop playing. >> hush, mr. brown. she trying to tell us something. >> old man thomas passed. >> oh, what a shame. >> that's terrible. really? >> yes. >> oh. >> wait. wasn't he a board member? >> yeah. >> one of the first. >> i got it! >> i got it, i got it! [ male announcer ] now you can get a kindle fire hd, with high def screen, ultra-fast wi-fi and access to 23 million movies, tv shows, music, and apps -- all for much less than an ipad mini. i couldn't believe how good the value was for the money i paid. it gives you all the options with the apps as far as netflix, hulu, great internet browser. [ male announcer ] act now, and as part of this special tv offer, you'll get a custom cover worth over $30, plus a $25 amazon.com gift card -- both free with your kindle fire hd. i can play games, listen to music, watch television shows. my daughter is really into caillou, curious george. the picture is really sharp and really cle

. >> miss edna! that is not hair spray.s is perfume. >> oh. >> [ laughs ] you're gonna look so beautiful. >> oh, i feel beautiful. and lucky! >> oh, my dad's the lucky one. i am so glad that you two found each other. >> mm, me, too, and can you imagine brown could create something so beautiful? >> [ laughs ]

>> oh, edna, i found a family sculpture of you, right here. that's your -- ain't that you?ars, just like yours. never mind. this is the emergency right here. bam. look at that. right there. that's a good record. >> this is the emergency. >> yeah, if i told you what the real emergency was, you wouldn't have came so fast. >> i wouldn't have come at all. >> my point exactly. i need to use your record player. >> no. you break everything. >> no, i don't. >> where's yours? >> i-it had broke. i didn't break it. it just broke. >> do you know how long i had that record player? >> is that the one that you and abraham lincoln was dancing to when he set you free? you had your... [ humming ] >> no, but when i bought it, that outfit was in style. >> stop being selfish. you know how i put you up here and fed you. >> you overcharged me, and i paid and brought my food in myself! >> well, stop bringing up the past. you gonna let me use it or what? >> no. you'll break it. the truth is, brown, you have no regard for other people's property. you break everything you touch. >> i do -- everything

and i read a review that said the only thing worse than casting me would've been casting dame edna everage -- >> jay: really? >> what can you do with that? >> jay: that doesn't even seem possible. >> except, there is a a compliment in there because gerry humphries is so hilarious. >> jay: wow. >> no, no. they're not -- although, i do -- you kind of know what to do with criticism. what do you do when someone says something -- thank you. you say thank you. >> jay: i don't know what that one is. like, i had one where they just -- >> just the one. >> jay: well, i had many. but my favorite is, "mr. leno's head looks like a piece of urban folk art." [ laughter ] how do i change my head? i can't come back on wednesday oh, i have a new head now. is this better? now, you and woody -- you guys have been trying to work together for years, correct? >> well, i have been trying to work with him. but i didn't even get to first base. i had actually given up hope. you know -- so, no. i mean -- so when i got the message he wanted to call me about working together, you know, i started to sweat. >> jay: so ho

edna, my dear, is this the lady who ordered our tea? this is the woman. i'm very glad to be able to take this opportunity to thank you for your kindness. she was part of a group of people staying at the hotel. they were no testimonial for the english nation. their lack of propriety... they were a party of near nudists, drinking all day and all night. they were a complete nuisance. and then there was the disgraceful scene on the terrace yesterday. two women screaming about a man... over a man. and everyone came out to watch. she was one of the women. i quite understand your feelings. you see, my point in asking your opinion is to see whether or not she could be hysterical. without a doubt. no, i don't think we can judge whether or not the girl is hysterical. professor: well, herein lies my dilemma. either the girl is telling a pack of lies to get into the limelight or she is suffering from a slight delirium as a result of sunstroke. if the story were true and the governess was hiding, she could be doing so for a strong personal reason. i think at this poin

>> well, edna, i could use a cut in my tithes.'re a little high-maintenance. >> colonel, i've been a member of this church for years, and the congregation respects me. >> well, you got a point there, cora. >> oh, that ain't nothing! i've been a member of this church for years, too! and the congregation--who cares what everybody thinks? i'm gonna win anyway. >> e.r. no, you cannot just walk in and get a flu shot. you need an appointment. no, this is not the free clinic! i don't care who you are. now, stop calling here, mama. >> renee, that was rude. >> i know. i don't know why she don't get a fake insurance card like everybody else. >> mr. simons needs his catheter removed in 301, and ms. livingston had another "accident" in her bed again in 306. can you take care of that for me? thank you. no, no, no, renee. not you. i'm talking to nurse brown. >> excuse me? >> what? you can do it. i've got some other things i need renee to handle. >> ooh. here you go. now, when you do it, make sure you breathe through your mouth. 'cause sometimes

edna, and snow creek. >> jacqueline: gradual breaks of sunshine, with monday, tuesday, we will see someing skies. here is a look at the satellite & radar. you can see the rain permeating. to the north, but now, is towards the state of oregon. and towards a stronger component. with the fog along the coast. here is a look of the storm trochophore. with widespread low cloud coverage clearing. by 10:00 a.m., it should be clearing along the immediate the shore. however, some patchy bay fog along the immediate bay coast but it should clear towards the 10:00 a.m. our. for your sunday afternoon, 77 degrees in cupertino. and for the east bay inland valleys. it will be inland valleys 70's for the east bay shores. and if the coast remaining into the low 60s for san francisco. '70s and '80s with the north-bay. i think that we are required to see more breaks of sunshine. and after 1:00 p.m.-2:00 p.m. it will be a bit warmer getting towards the low 60s. here is a look at your extended forecast. monday, tuesday, wednesday, a bit closer to average for this time of year. however, a bit of a cool down bu

and carroll, and edna, these storms were packing winds 125-miles an hour.l: tt is not global warming? what is it? >> that is the atlantic still in its one state, pacific cooling off, that is why global tropical activity has dropped so much right after al gore said in his movie, how bad it would be it has dropped. onus turns to the atlantic for 10 to 15 years. the tracks in 1940s like a road map over south florida, 1950s road map up eastern seaboard, i don't understand how these people do not see this, do they not look at this, and say, well, how can there be 8 major hurricanes in 7 years, and we've seen nothing like that since, that would that be global warming climate change ei don't know what do they call it today? >> i have no idea. i am going with you. i'm going with you, joseph, thank you so much. >> thanks. neil: meanwhile a bigger samsung galaxy pho is comes out. jury is still out, here is your twitter reaction, to a promise of 6-inch plus sces, one writes way too big, there are tablets for a reason. but do investors think it is a good thing? why a b

miss edna is not gonna believe this. >> okay. ha ha ha!suspenders and everything. >> you know what, joaquom? you got to get used to this kind of stuff. when you dressing like that, people will walk up to you and say, "i want to take your picture." but what you got to learn how to do is, you got to learn how to just walk and pose for them. just walk and pose for them like that. that's what you got to learn how to do. you're young. you'll learn. >> i can't wait to send this to all your friends--i mean, both of them. >> hee hee hee. come here. okay. you see that picture there? >> yeah. it's cute, isn't it? >> you know, if that picture right there gets out, then something might get out about you, and i don't want that to happen, you know? >> oh, no. i dare you. go ahead. >> fine. we're even. >> joaquom, come here. come here. take a picture of both of us together. this got to be going on the posterization. >> ha ha ha! >> say "colors." >> ha ha ha! rainbow. ha ha! >> oh, god, will, there you are. baby, i looked for you all over the hospital. no

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highway 243 remains closed and new evacuations for the communities of cabazon and vista grande and mount edna. hemet high school are serving as evacuation centers. and crews from northern california headed down there. san mateo, santa cruz and monterey fire have sent crews. >> thank you, brian. oakland police are investigating two separate shootings last night. three people were wounded in the gunfire. the latest happened around 11:00. police tell ktvu news, two people were shot. they are both expected to survive. and there was another shooting in oakland two hours earlier shortly before 9:00 last night. investigators say a young man was shot several times. he was then rushed to highland hospital where he's listed in guarded condition. still not clear what led up to the gunfire. police are still looking for suspects in both of those shootings. >> time 7:32. the city of san francisco hopes to get guns off the streets. a gun buy back event takes place tonight between 6 and 8:00 p.m. in the parking lot of u.s. bank. $100 will be paid for guns. $200 for assault rifles. the money is coming from do

let me say thank you at this point to our two guests on the harrison and tyler presidency, edna greene medford, howard university here in washington, d.c. which she chairs the history dept and taylor stoermer, historian for colonial williamsburg. thanks to both of you. this is produced in cooperation with the national white house historical association and we thank them for their help. thank you for being with us. [captions copyright national cable satellite corp. 2013] [captioning performed by national captioning institute] >> season two of first ladies begins on monday, september 9 with a look at the life of mrs. roosevelt. all this month, we are showing encore presentations each weeknight at 9:00 p.m. eastern. programs on every first lady. monday night will focus on first ladies julia grant. we are offering a special edition of the book. presenting a biography and portrait of each first lady, comments from noted historians, fromap -- thoughts michelle obama. our website has more on the first ladies including a special section welcome to the white house. it is produced with our partn