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and now, here's your host -- jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome, everybody, welcome! welcome to the tonight show! thank you very much. please have a seat, everybody. welcome, everybody, welcome. you guys -- [ cheers and applause we are live this entire week [ cheers and applause i'm really excited, which is nice, because if you know me, you know i normally don't get excited about things [ laughter ] it's a big night for nbc tonight the season premier of "this is us. [ cheers and applause or as it's known over at kleenex headquarters, christmas. that's right a big tv night, tonight the premiere of "this is us. followed by nancy pelosi's new show "this is us impeaching you. leaf leaf that's right, the big story today, nancy pelosi announced a formal inquiry into impeaching president trump you can tell trump's desperate to make this go away he was like, who wants to see my tax returns, huh this is really bad news for trump which explains why today he called ukraine, like forget biden, get me dirt on pelosi after years of anticipation democrats finally took a step toward

i was, like, "wow, it's jimmy fallon [ laughter ] look, it's jimmy fallon. >> jimmy: no, but i was --, or >> yeah, it just was, like, completely out of -- you weren't here >> jimmy: that's right >> you know, so -- >> jimmy: that why when we always see each other is here. >> yeah, i was, like, what the hell are you doing walking around [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you shouldn't do that >> you live somewhere? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you walk on the street >> right man, but you have, like, a family >> jimmy: i feel, like, i wanted to apologize. i think i hugged you a bit too long [ laughter ] >> that's not possible, man. you can't hug me too long. >> jimmy: really aw, i love you thank you buddy. >> no, it was very nice. >> jimmy: i love that. i just -- i'm in a good mood right now. >> oh, god >> jimmy: you know why i remembered an impression that i did i forgot all about >> what's that >> jimmy: when i get -- when i yell loud and get -- start yelling i richard dreyfuss [ laughter ] when so i, like -- >> oh, wow, really >> jimmy: and i just start yelling, and, "stay tuned! stay tuned -- and noti

jimmy fallon [ applause ] [cheers and applause ♪ hey hey hey hey >> hello welcome!hanks everybody oh, thank you very much. welcome everybody. thank you very much. welcome. please, please have a seat welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show" everybody. robert de niro is my guest tonight. [cheers and applause i called de niro back stage and i was like, you're on the show it's good. it's good. you're on the show he said keep doing that and i won't berobert stars in the new movie "the irishman" with al pacino and joe pesci a little strange to hear those three guys in a movie called "the irishman." like a movie starring liam neeson and pierce brosnan called "the italian. the third night in a row we are coming to you live everybody [cheers and applause don't worry. don't worry. if you missed anything we have a white house staffer back stage typing up a transcript so -- the big gnaws today trump released the transcript of his phone call with the president of ukraine. it started with him saying, congratulations on a great victory. somebody who wasn't given much of a c

. >> i'm okay with that if it shortens our work week jimmy fallon is doing a show live all week.son to watch jimmy fallon >>> tsa has a million fall ooars on instagram they have the strangest confuskagzs including a bag of eels this is found in el paso folding blades, a chain saw third place and second to a bottle of cognac that had five dead endangerered seahorses inside it. >>> the strangest find now, drum roll that is a human skull. they say passengers had this clay pot and had no idea that was inside there >> that's scary because you know it's there but no krd the skull is in there, that's pretty insane >>> the largest social media network is putt to up the ante facebook acquired the control app. they have gadgets like the wrist band that imitates human movement on a computer they're going to join facebook's augmented reality lab.r 500 mil a billion for those. >> they got the money for it technology always amazes us and who knows what's going to be possible >>> so there's a guy named carson king. a originally just looking for a couple of bucks for busch light. he's holding it

and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: that hadtle spunk to it. that's what i'm talking about. oh gosh that's what i'm talking about. the love i feel the love right there, give it right back to you. i love you hey, welcome, welcome, please. have a seat. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. wow! that is a hot -- >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: good-looking crowd right there. oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause all the other crowds are so jealous right now. look at you guys [ laughter ] welcome, everybody well, you guys, last night, the jets lost to the browns on monday night football 23-3 [ audience oohs and it was embarrassing and hard to watch, just like sean spicer on "dancing with the stars. [ laughter ] it was - you guys see this? last night, sean spicer made his debut on "dancing with the stars," and everyone was talking about his outfit take a look at this. oh man [ laughter ] >> steve: oh >> jimmy: he looks like your fun aunt after three wine coolers. you know what i'm saying [ laughter ] he looks like the puffy shirt from

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and "the tonight show" as well as rachel maddow with jimmy fallon, she was slow jamming the news >> this country's got a whole lot of hot button issues that we can touch on what's the first thing we need to do to give us all some relief >> let me start by saying this climate change is the single greatest threat facing our world today. that's why i am committed to passing a green new deal >> how are you feeling about your campaign and where you're at >> i'm feeling good. there is an incredible amount of enthusiasm rachel, obviously we're going a lot to the primary states, new hampshire, south carolina, nevada people are standing in line for hours. >> neera >> what's happened in the primary so far is it's a national primary even voters in iowa, south carolina, want to see how you're doing nationally, how you're doing in the polls so it's a very smart strategy to go on rachel maddow, go on jimmy fall fallon >> go on all our shows >> do a lot of television, because it's very reinforcing. it used to be that iowa voters only cared about iowa. but now iowa voters are so focused on electabi

and now here's your host, jimmy fallon ♪ hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey ♪ >> jimmy: thank you so muchy hey hey! hey hey hey! [ cheers and applause thank you! thank you! i appreciate it. thank you very much, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. [ cheers and applause we are coming to you live every night this week. a very special thank you to everyone in the audience for being here [ cheers and applause usually when you're out in new york city past midnight on a monday you've made some pretty bad decisions. you guys are here on a good night. gwen stefani is here [ cheers and applause i love gwen stefani. not only is she a music icon, she's the only reason i know how to spell the word bananas. today was the first day of fall. did you know that? yep. this morning i put on my favorite flannel shirt and scarf. made some hot chocolate. stepped outside and realized it was 90 degrees so it was 90 degrees in new york today. it was so hot, trump asked the president of ukraine for some inside dirt on the sun [ laughter ] did you hear this? a giant new scandal involving the pr

jennifer lopez on the "tonight show" last night jimmy fallon is wise, he took full advantage of the jdancing. check it out ♪ can't touch this the right stuff ♪ ♪ ♪ >> jimmy is a good dancer too. >> she's incredible. >> i could watch that for three hours. >> i think i tried to do all of these dances at some point alone in my bedroom in my life. >> which one were you good at. >> the lawnmower >> i can picture that. >> that was not the only j. lo news, her new show hustlers hits theaters this weekend. it's getting critical reception. the movie is apparently amazing. 95% on rotten tomatoes j. lo's performance is getting rave reviews, something she did get emotional about talking to hoda on siriusxm. >> jennifer lopez is poised to get her first oscar nomination for hustler. i'm sorry, you are allowed >> you guys' reaction was like mine >> by the way, "people" magazine said the same thing. "daily beast" said the same thing. can you sit with that for one second, what that feels like. >> you know, i've just been working hard, you know, for so long, for my whole life. so it's nice sorry, you g

so michael fallon has announced he will not stand in the next election.ny further reasons but another big beast of the party exiting the scene. alistair burt saying he wouldn't stand again, uncomfortable with borisjohnson's brexit policy. justin greening, pointing to discomfort with how the tory party is going about its work. we had this from david gauke, part of the 21 who voted against the government yesterday. he has tweeted in the last few minutes. that is a dig at the prime minister pass main advisor, the man who led the vote campaign in 2016 and has been brought into number ten by borisjohnson to guide his approach to delivering brexit. a number of tory mps, now former tory mps, suggesting that dominic cummings isn't even a member of the conservative party. we can't confirm that but the perception is that people who don't have the party at heart, but brexit as the number one goal, are dominating the conservative party. these rebels had lost the whip, now they are in the process of being told they cannot stand in the next election. it looks like they

and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness.at you guys thank you very much! that's a hot crowd [ cheers and applause i love ya. mwah-mwah. i love ya. please have a seat welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause that's a good buzz here tonight. you guys, coming into work today, i saw a bunch of paparazzi outside, and i thought, "well, you've still got it, jimmy. and then i remembered my guest tonight is kim kardashian west so i go, okay, well -- [ cheers and applause i actually ran into kim backstage and asked if she would post a picture of us on her instagram. she was like, "no problem. that'll be $2 million. [ laughter ] let's get to some news here. tomorrow night is the third democratic debate on abc so it will be "jeopardy!" and "wheel of fortune," followed by a debate full of people who watch "jeopardy!" and "wheel of fortune. [ laughter ] tomorrow's debate on abc is scheduled to be three hours long [ cheers ] american's are like, "um, the only thing we'll watch for t

. >> announcer: live here in new york city, it is "the tonight show" starring jimmy fallon and now here applause ] ♪ [ cheers & applause ]. >> jimmy: thank you very much everybody, welcome [ cheers & applause ]. >> oh, my goodness welcome "the tonight show" everybody. >> jimmy: please, have a seat, enjoy yourself, we are live. what a great crowd [ cheers & applause ]. >> guys, it was an absolute gorgeous day here in new york city, was it not because of the weather but because president trump finally went back to washington. y yes! go, we are good. he's been three days in the u.n. assembly, trump finally returned to washington. a little awkward when he got to the oval office and saw mike pence sitting behind his desk. i didn't know you are coming back so soon let me get the photos from my family after that. a lot of people are happy after trump is back to d.c rudy giuliani barking and scratching at the window come here, come here boy oh, no oh no. look at his embarrassed face, his embarrassed face it is a rough couple days for r t the president. even e-cigarette -- trump is having a bad

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the program produced far more files for bankruptcy as part of a multibillion dollar plan to settle fallon's of lawsuits the maker of painkiller oxycontin has been found guilty of spurring america's opioid crisis. and thousands of workers go on. reicher against general motors negotiations are underway to put an end to the biggest walkout in the u.s. since 2007. it's time for business on the w. and how you know i guess welcome global markets have reacted to a surge in oil prices after a drone attack on 2 major processing plants in saudi arabia the lower oil production is not the only concern u.s. president donald trump says he is ready for military action against those responsible u.s. government officials have blamed iran as the main culprit sparking fears of escalating geopolitical tensions. these are the images that inspired dread in politicians and investors around the world saudi arabia's largest oil refinery up in flames and half of the country's oil production slashed least temporarily by one airborne barrier. appearing on a t.v. station sympathetic to their cause rebels based in yemen

>> steve: from 30 rockefeller plaza here in new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh my goodness, thank you very much, i love you! oh, i love you please have a seat thank you very much. i love you welcome, relax, enjoy yourself welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. thank you so much for being here thank you for watching at home you guys - [ cheers and applause i'm very excited about this. "it chapter 2" comes out this weekend. [ cheers ] when they heard that, actual clowns were like, "oh, come on i was just starting to get work again. i mean come on - [ laughter ] let's get to some news here. i read that president trump promised that if he's re-elected, he'll build 500 miles of border wall yep, and if he's not re-elected he'll just draw a wall with a sharpie. [ laughter ] but this is odd. [ light laughter ] "i didn't do it. that's the way the wall was. [ laughter ] but this is odd right here, the trump administration just announced that they're rol

sets climate protection as a top priority fault i knew copy most jun fails up proposed it a jet the fallon's to commission today. also on the program a german jihadi bride to truck to the coast refugee country to take back us citizens to join foreign terrorist organizations but explore the issue. of results.

stories making the news at this hour votes are being counted in tunisia's presidential life and that fallon is widely seen as a test of one of the world's youngest democracies the only one to emerge from the arab spring of 2011 turnout was low in the election called after tunisia's 1st democratically elected president died in office. the british prime minister boris johnson is due in lock some bird to tell european commission president jog on younger that progress has been made on the deal to get britain out of the un october 31st but younkers known to be skeptical in brussels has played down talk of any breakthrough. produced farm of the makers of the drug oxy tonton at the heart of the devastating us opioid crisis has filed for bankruptcy and wants to shield itself and its owners from thousands of losses a deal agreed last week will provide more than $10000000000.00 to tackle the crisis but some u.s. states are opposing the. or israel's prime minister benjamin netanyahu has approved a new settlement in the occupied west bank the move comes 2 days ahead of a closely fought elections he see

she helped slow jam the news with jimmy fallon and the roots. >> i'm creating clean jobs and putting just don't give a frack. >> harris also talked about her plans for the country if she's elected. she promises to focus on climate change. the only politician to slow jam the news. >>> that might stick. >> let's start out this morning. here's a live look outside. as we get ready to head out on this tuesday morning, it feels cooler. no rain this morning. but things are going to change. breezy but a pleasant day. here's a look at the high temperature for this afternoon reaching 81 in antioch and 81 in napa today. in san jose, we're going to see a high of 7 degrees and 67 in san francisco. so we're starting out this morning with some cool temperatures, you'll probably be comfortable all throughout t day with some light long sleeves. you'll want to spend more time outside if they are going for a hike or the park. we will see some changes tomorrow. and i'm tracking the next storm system dropping in from the pacific northwest and this will also bring in another chance of rain for tomorrow mo

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>> steve: from 30 rockefeller plaza here in new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause hey! thank you very mh. please have a seat, welcome thank you. enjoy yourself enjoy yourself welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," baby >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: this is it [ cheers and applause come on. you guys, nick kroll is my guest tonight. we have -- [ cheers and applause dennis miller is here tonight. [ cheers and applause and professional gamer ninja is stopping by, yeah. [ cheers and applause that's such a cool job, professional gamer yeah when i went by his dressing room i saw playi a game on his phone, he was like, "not now, dude. i'm working. okay [ laughter ] , guys, leaders from all over the world are descending on new york city for the u.n. general assembly it's that special time of year when you can spot the king of belgium taking a selfie with spongebob in times square. [ light laughter ] that's right leaders f

and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh thankery much. hello. welcome, thank you please, have a seat, have a seat welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. you're here, you made it here. thank you for being here [ cheers and applause guys, this is exciting, tomorrow is the official start of the 2019 nfl season yeah [ cheers and applause it kicks off right here on nbc with the chicago bears hosting the green bay packers, which makes sense 'cause legally anything in chicago has to be on nbc [ laughter ] "and here's what happened on last week's 'chicago football.'" [ laughter ] that's right, for the next six months, 31 teams will battle for a chance to lose to the patriots [ laughter ] no, i love nfl it's that special time of year when everyone finds out which of the family members have a a serious gambling problem and -- [ laughter ] it's true though, americans love gambling on football. listen to this, a new survey finds that 15% of the country will bet on football this year while the other 85% are compl

too sexy >> minutes away, how the masked singer is stepping ♪ >>> jennifer lopez dancing with jimmy fallonhe went all in even breaking out the wrecking ball. >> check out jen after the show at the new york premiere of hustle hustlers. this is how you take denim next level. i'm not crazy about that price. the entire outfit was more than $4,000. >> do you think that jlo is looking at price tags or paying for anything? >> probably not. >> remember when jlo was a judge on "american idol"? she joined for season ten. but kicking off tonight's know and tell an "idol" og reunion. >> a little birdie told me you're reunited with the original "american idol" judges on "the kelly clarkson show." >> we just picked up exactly where we left off. then we all set off and said why don't we do something else together again. >> trying to get the three of you together at a table, or on a panel somewhere? >> i would love to do that. >> but right now for simon, the "agt" semi-finals. julianne's golden buzzer, 12-year-old luke islam, wowed the crowd, but the tween singer isn't giving julianne baby fever. >> are y

and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: oh my goodness oh, wow, oh.please, welcome. i feel the love. thank you very much. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." thank you very much for being here [ cheers and applause guys, we had a beautiful day here in new york city. it was 85 and sunny. it was so nice over at laguardia. united pilots switched from whiskey to pina coladas. [ light laughter ] it was really -- a beautiful day. lets get to some news. starting today, all the democratic presidential candidates are visiting the iowa state fair. yep, it's the time of the year where they all pretend to be relatable by wearing jeans [ light laughter ] you fellas like the crease on these bad boys [ light laughter ] but the fair is a huge event featuring deep fried twinkies, bacon wrapped sausage and brownies on a stick. or as one guy put it, "wow, it's just like the white house [ laughter ] that's just breakfast. [ light laughter ] the fair is massive. organizers set up literally hundreds of food tents and this is nice, they also s

and then kelly fallon with the rest of the slides. >> kelly fallon, policy manager at the bay area council and quickly go through the process and where we are to date. so, you'll see here right now we are in the process of developing the framework for the expenditure plan and we are doing that by taking all the feedback from what we have been doing as nick mentioned with labor and equity groups, business leaders, taking the feedback and developing a draft framework for the types of projects funded through the measure. our thought is that at the end of october we currently have scheduled a presentation with the m.t.c. commission and will be getting feedback along the way. hopefully then at the end of this year a final framework to present input into legislative language to go through the legislature, going through the process between january to june, and it would require two-thirds votes of the legislature because there is an urgency clause that is required. so if we make it through that hurdle, hopefully then be able to go to m.t.c. and have the authority to place it on the ballot in late

and now, here's your host -- jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness.thank you very much please, have a seat. welcome. welcome, everybody, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." this is it you're here. [ cheers and applause you made it. thank you. you guys, we have ashton kutcher on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause iteen a ird few years for ashton people keep waiting for him to pop out of the white house and yell, "you just got punk'd sorry--" [ laughter ] so glad you're all here with me tonight. there's a lot going on right now. it is fashion week here in new york city. [ cheers and applause yeah you can tell it's fashion week because earlier today i watched a rat eat the cheese off a a pizza and toss away the he was like, "no carbs no carbs this week [ laughter ] no carbs." a lot of interesting clothing comes out during fashion week. i saw that neiman-marcus just unveiled a pair of jeans for $462 take a look at these things. [ laughter ] that's real. that's real. that's real. that's the travolta fit. one leg is "grease" the other leg

and now, here's your host, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh,uch no, absolutely not come on, come on oh oh thank you very much. please please, no, no, no, no, no please, no [ cheers and applaus thank you. have a seat. welcome. enjoy yourself hot crowd. welcome to "the tonight show," everybody. >> steve: oh >> jimmy: this is it [ cheers and applause this is what you want, baby. welcome, welcome, welcome, everybody. looking good yeah sounding good. i love it. you guys today, earlier today, millions of students across the country went back to school. that was today [ booing ] [ light laughter ] kids told their parents, "i'll miss you so much." and their parents were like, "and i'll see you after school." [ laughter ] it was a pretty typical day for most students. teachers started off by asking, "does everybody have their supplies?" and then students were like, "yep, headphones, vape pen, and cbd gummies. [ cheers and applause but new york city's public schools are trying to be healthier this year, so they're no longer serving salami or bologna sand

>> steve: from 30 rockefeller plaza here in new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh my goodness look at these guys wow! thank you. welcome, please have a seat. [ cheers and applause welcome. thank you very, very much. welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. you made it. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause very exciting show tonight kendall jenner is here tonight oh my goodness [ cheers and applause "desus & mero" are here tonight. tanya tucker is here tonight with brandi carlile. [ cheers and applause >> steve: whoa >> jimmy: what a show. we're just buzzing i mean, earlier tonight the nfl season kicked off with the green bay packers taking on the chicago bears. everybody was excited. now we get to watch football, and more importantly we get to drink in the middle of the week, yes. [ cheers and applause so tonight was the big packers/bears game both teams played great, but in the end the big winner between the two cities was once again pep

authorized license gun dealer in nevada, selling out of this address which appears to be a home in fallonsomething that's common according to atf sources. the gun was a wasr-10 ak soviet-style weapon that is part of the sks family, which is how gilroy police identified it, but federal sources say it's technically not an sks weapon. it's an ak-type weapon from the vietnam era. big mike sold it to the gunman for $700. atf sources say the gun is very common outside california, but because it's classified as an assault rifle in california, it's illegal to possess here. on top of that, because the gunman was 19, he was too young to own a long gun in california under a new law that took effect january 1. the rifle typically comes with a 30-round magazine, though it can be used with a 10-round magazine. federal sources have confirmed the gunman had at least one drum clip, which can hold up to 75 bullets. that's in addition to a bag of ammunition he left by the creek. and we now know the gilroy gunman may have had a plan to escape after opening fire at the festival. during a search of the gunman'

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and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: thank youeat welcome, everybody, welcome. welcome to "the tonight show." you're here, you made it [ cheers and applause thank you very much. you guys, jennifer lopez is my guest tonight. [ cheers and applause jennifer is here promoting her new movie "hustlers," which is about a group of strippers who steal money from wealthy men on wall street. [ cheers and applause jennifer has done the impossible -- she made a movie that both president trump and bernie sanders can enjoy [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause the impossible she made it happen let's get to the big news out of washington. earlier today, president trump announced over twitter that he fired his national security adviser john bolton. yep, trump tweeted bolton's services were no longer needed and that he strongly disagreed with many of his suggestions bolton thought we should continue the war in afghanistan and trump thought we should continue the war with chrissy teigen [ laughter ] they didn't agree on that. [ applause ] pretty soon a

and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness.s so much thank you. please, please, have a seat. [ cheers and applause i love you i love you i appreciate it. thank you very much. sit down, relax. welcome to "the tonight show", everybody. you're here and you made it. i'm happy. [ cheers and applause you guys, my guest tonight is one of the all-time greats sylvester stallone is here [ cheers and applause backstage i asked him, "can i get you something to drink water, soda? he was like, "raw eggs." >> steve: really >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] sylvester stallone is here i knew he'd arrived in the billing when all 12 security guards downstairs were sprawled out on the floor unconscious [ laughter ] but it is great that he's here, 'cause i love having guests on the show that have the same workout routine as me. [ laughter ] stallone stars in the new movie "rambo: last blood." yeah and this is strange. he's also starring in the new "downton abbey" movie. isn't that wild? [ laughter ] that's right "rambo: last blood" and the new "downton a

and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. you very much. hello. [ cheers and applause wow. that's very nice thank you. thank you very, very much. please, please welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. welcome to "the tonight show." you're here, you made it thank you for being here you look good. [ cheers and applause you guys, we got a great show. jennifer garner is here tonight. [ cheers and applause >> steve: oh >> jimmy: jim jefferies is here [ cheers and applause and we've got music from megan thee stallion. [ cheers and applause oh, my goodness. she is huge right now with her hit "hot girl summer." [ cheers ] although after seeing joe biden and bernie sanders at tonight's debate, it feels more like "old man fall." [ laughter ] tonight was the third democratic debate, and i read that the candidates were all warned not to swear during the debate and it got weird when bernie was like, "and what about nudity?" [ laughter ] yeah, tonight was the third democratic debate and i heard that the candidates were warned not to swearem [

we will be off thursday and friday. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from 30 rockefeller ' jimmy fallon's your host --