and here. >> greg. >> greg. >> greg. >> greg, take us home. >> greg, go. >> greg, i'm going to you nextreg. >> greg. let's bring in our constitutional scholar, greg gutfeld. >> greg, i'm glad we are friends again. >> greg. >> thank you, greg. [applause] >> greg: how many women does that guy get? okay, identify as women. but there is a very unique role that the five plays today. it's a live show in which people speak their minds. which is dangerous these days as walking a tightrope between two skyscrapers. we have been at the forefront of canceled culture pit we saw it coming because it came to us early on. in this day and age, there's a cottage industry based on the dopamine hit one gets from attacking strangers. on twitter, people wait to pounce on us for saying something honest. because honesty is what gets you in trouble. you ever noticed that cnn, msnbc, abc, these anchors never get into trouble? i mean, with her pants on. even while the late-night shows kept quiet, we didn't. we took it on. and we keep at it every day. we show up and none of us bite our tongues, except maybe day no

[laughter] >> greg: vacations?ple think you and i hang out. >> we don't hang out, because you never invite me. >> greg: you would not like the things i do. >> surprised at the things you do. >> greg: she is absolutely right. you are right. so george, this rhetoric -- okay, trump got a lot of grief,t he always went after people that were, like come on his level, he would go after jim acosta, the press, the democratic party, but would not label people, like, he would not say "biden voters suck" or "hillary voters sucks," he was focused on people who could fight. biden is like labeling people as, like, basically as bad as slave owners and confederate soldiers. >> well, yeah, the hyperbole, as you talk about it, is about making all of us feel that we are racist, we are oppressors, we are horrible people, and he references the civil war. the civil war was about not being racist. it was about making sure people weren't anymore. he uses that it is an example of what is un-american. he has really lost it. i think the democ

greg? >> greg: that means i'm off!dana: i think about the time early on when you filled in and on a commercial break, going into a commercial break i tried to correct something he said because i didn't want you to get in trouble on one of the blogs and you said, why do you try to be everybody's press secretary? and i was like, it's true, i do try to do that. >> you could see the media headline. >> dana: i was trying to help you but you don't need my help. >> jesse: you're going to talk a lot so i can prep less. >> that's a little bit of an insult. jessica? >> jessica: i am barely here, usually. >> dagen: a your dogs because i like them more than you. >> that makes two of us for the next question you really have to think about. has anyone convince you on the show to change your mind on an issue? if so, who and what issue? dagen, on the show did you come in with an opinion, did you change the opinion on the show? >> dagen: may be but i never admit it. >> brian: has it ever happened where you thought, jesse is making sens

why are you asking, greg? >> greg: lighten up, voice-over guy. how irredeemably stupid is the media? this theory d mobley stupid. >> you got lucky tonight. we are back with attorney michael avenatti. >> to me you are like the holy spirit. you are all places at all times. >> he is out there saving the country. >> i think you are doing a hell of a job. >> looking at 2020, one of the reasons i'm taking you seriously is because of your presence on cable news. >> a rock star. >> greg: the title of the next chapter is in "you are all stupid idiots." behold. speak with a lawyer who represented porn star stormy daniels and legal battles with former president trump sentence or two and a half yearn prison. a jury convicted avenatti of trying to extort $20 million from nike. he faces two more trials. >> greg: there goes the media's worst presidential hopeful since hillary. a federal judge sentenced to 30 months, a month for every selfie he took with a cnn anchor. not quite three years, roughly the amount of time left in kat's marriage. or kilmeade's hairlin

>> tom: great. >> greg: i can tell.look very tom shillue, very white, very angry and very male. >> tom: i can't help it. i can't help it. >> greg: i wish you could. >> tom: i haven't been on the college campus since i was in college. but when i was in college, there was a few people like this, there was one table of communists in the lunchroom and you know about them. they talked about this and they held anti-fourth of july celebration some things. now it's the majority of students. i will have sympathy for them because they have been brainwashed since elementary school. people talk about critical race theory and the indoctrination that's going on today. the thing is it's really been going on for 30 years. my daughter came from elementary school and she was supposed to write a report on columbus. they have three choices. they said was columbus an evil man? was he just greedy? or was he just a run-of-the-mill bad guy? all bad choices. she wrote april columbus report and the teacher said, what was your source? she said pr

. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: that's why i got out of jail. i'm greg gutfeld along with richard fowler.from extended rehab dana perino. "the five." ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: a new poll says americans think the country is moving in the wrong direction, optimism about where we are headed as a nation over the next year dropping nearly 20 points since may with 55% saying they felt pessimistic about the future. but can you blame them? try walking down the street in any major liberal city. nypd releasing new video of a brutal mugging showing the effects of an unpoliced city a low life repeatedly punching and kicking a 68-year-old man. as old as kilmeade. knocking him unconscious and then rifling through his pockets. i wonder if the press will be as attentive to these videos as they were for those in which police were involved. but progressive democrat who push for less police are too busy hiring their own private security to keep them safe. campaign filings reveal squad member cory bush spent 70 grand on private security while calling on defund the police. trey gowdy ripping into the hypocrisy. >> i don

. >> greg: you remember when trump had a typo? ♪♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> greg: that is scary.fore we start the monday log, a lot of viewers have been asking about kat timpf. as you know she had minor surgery so she's off this week but i figured i'd check in with her since i'm her boss. so kat, how you doing? >> i will be back on monday. >> greg: so you heard of the self fulfilling proof situate. when you adopt a goal that influences your behavior that causes that goal to become reality. it's like emily compagno wanting to work with the greatest talk show host ever and here she is. not for long anyway she's getting on my nerves. but if you think you're never going to go anywhere in life, you won't. you look at others at achieving at your expense leaving you behind you will be left behind. louisiana if you believe you can achieve greatness, getting a job at cnn, it will happen. but if you focus on division you will remain divided t power of positive and negative thinking are two sides of the same coin and you control the flip. it wasn't always like that, especially for blacks. t

>> greg: pretty bad.> brian: you started doodling. >> greg: i was thinking about a joke that involved man, dade, broward. they put the bro in broward because it's a man's date but i realized he didn't make any sense. >> brian: would've edited it out rather than singing out loud. >> greg: i don't mind expressing my errors. i realize they are rare, unlike your error. >> brian: how do you know? you don't watch "fox & friends." >> greg: i go online and see your name pop up every 10 minutes. you won't believe what this guy said. >> brian: you're not lying about that. >> greg: anyway. you are no geraldo. >> brian: thank you. >> kennedy: have you seen them try to grew a mustache? >> rob: is the resident floridian. everything that goes on in florida in broward county is so far. >> greg: up next, frequent (struggling vehicle sounds) think premium can't be capable? think again. ♪ (energetic music) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ introducing the first ever at4 lineup. premium and capable. that's professional grade from gmc. ♪ ♪ >> greg:

>> greg: bringing in colin kaepernick was great. >> he sucks. >> greg: i know.g: one of those things. >> what are they called? a mallet? whac-a-mole. why? i don't know, i'm not an expert. >> greg: yes you are. all right, enough of this and insane conversation. up next, will working for the veep make you -- ♪ ♪ try one a day 50+ multivitamin gummies. with vitamins c, d & zinc for immunity support. plus 8 b-vitamins for brain support. one a day and done. managing type 2 diabetes? you're on it. you may think you're doing all you can to manage type 2 diabetes and heart disease but could your medication do more to lower your heart risk? jardiance can reduce the risk of cardiovascular death for adults who also have known heart disease. so, it could help save your life from a heart attack or stroke. and jardiance lowers a1c. jardiance can cause serious side effects including dehydration, genital yeast or urinary tract infections, and sudden kidney problems. ketoacidosis is a serious side effect that may be fatal. a rare but life-threatening bacterial infection in the s

he's pretty cute. >> greg: you named him greg? >> greg: what did you make of this video when you first saw it? >> candace: i was jealous because this girl is so much cuter than me and she's on the internet going viral. she is stepping on my turf when she is absolutely adorable. i instantly got in touch and set how to live booker? she is a star. obviously. something so simple is so impactful. kids don't see color. we used to know that. to know that there are parents raising their children correctly so there still a adorable minority, black girl saying this is the stuff that matters. we have so many adults trying to pervert that. saying that they should only see things in terms of oppression or privilege. kudos to her. i hope she does more videos. she is a talent and she makes it so simple. speak to people who defend crt will say that they are distortig what it really is. is that true? i think everybody is pissed off because they know what it is. >> candace: we know the stories coming out of schools. i have a girl i used to babysit

why are you asking, greg? >> greg: lighten up, voice-over guy. how irredeemably stupid is the media? this theory d mobley stupid. >> you got lucky tonight. we are back with attorney michael avenatti. >> to me you are like the holy spirit. you are all places at all times. >> he is out there saving the country. >> i think you are doing a hell of a job. >> looking at 2020, one of the reasons i'm taking you seriously is because of your presence on cable news. >> a rock star. >> greg: the title of the next chapter is in "you are all stupid idiots." behold. speak with a lawyer who represented porn star stormy daniels and legal battles with former president trump sentence or two and a half yearn prison. a jury convicted avenatti of trying to extort $20 million from nike. he faces two more trials. >> greg: there goes the media's worst presidential hopeful since hillary. a federal judge sentenced to 30 months, a month for every selfie he took with a cnn anchor. not quite three years, roughly the amount of time left in kat's marriage. or kilmeade's hairlin

>> i'm hanging in there, greg. >> greg: are you cold? like icicles coming down. >> greg: what did you learn from this research, the survey? what disturbed you, what excited you? >> i didn't learn anything i didn't already know because i remember my guidance counselor in college asked me what i wanted out of college and i said i wanted a college degree. and he got kind of mad. he said well, what are you going to do with that? and i said did you go to college to be a guidance counselor? the whole idea is preposterous. a lot of the other temps were high school grads that just got a temp job and they were getting paid by the company to go to college to get a degree and a job. they were already doing. none of it makes any sense. college is for most agrees a piece of paper. it doesn't really teach you anything you need. it just said hey, i jumped through that hoop. so if you're looking for college to get life skills, that's where they don't call it the real world. >> greg: college degrees are the original virtue signal. two corporations. now y

>> i'm hanging in there, greg. >> greg: are you cold? like icicles coming down. >> greg: what did you learn from this research, the survey? what disturbed you, what excited you? >> i didn't learn anything i didn't already know because i remember my guidance counselor in college asked me what i wanted out of college and i said i wanted a college degree. and he got kind of mad. he said well, what are you going to do with that? and i said did you go to college to be a guidance counselor? the whole idea is preposterous. a lot of the other temps were high school grads that just got a temp job and they were getting paid by the company to go to college to get a degree and a job. they were already doing. none of it makes any sense. college is for most agrees a piece of paper. it doesn't really teach you anything you need. it just said hey, i jumped through that hoop. so if you're looking for college to get life skills, that's where they don't call it the real world. >> greg: college degrees are the original virtue signal. two corporations. now y

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>> greg: good point. evils that fish must deal with than what we call them. >> that fish had a pretty voice. i think the whole premise of this study was a bit of a red herring. i intended that pun that pun. >> greg: if you intend upon it's even worse. >> native fish aren't exclusive, a lot who are native such as trout or sunfish, there are native fish that we have in hatcheries and some of the rough fish are stuff like catfish, it was a mixed message from the get-go. >> greg: i think they might be onto something because have you ever noticed how much inequality is in an aquarium. at some fish have capsules and others don't? have you noticed that when you go to a pet store or a fish store or a neighborhood fish store? >> i'm offended that they are saying trash is a bad thing. i have always considered my own elements of trashing us to be part of my charm. i'm serious, i'm not pageant hot but i'm trashy and i've got it going on. when someone says classy to me, all i hear is boring, all these studies they pro

greg gutfeld takes it from here. i'm raymond arroyo, good night from new york. ♪ ♪ >> there's been questions raised about your temperament and your reaction to criticism, and editorial used the term "irascible." how much does a soft effect to do with you are a woman, specifically a black woman? >> about 99% of it. >> greg: the other percent was too busy getting shot in your city. ♪ ♪ [applause] ♪ ♪ >> greg: all right, another great show tonight. julie banderas is back. which is pretty amazing given yesterday's boat trip. [laughter] [screaming] >> it was a huge -- >> greg: but at least you tried it out. i mean, you're close. michael loftus is here. as usual he looks like he got dressed in the dark at a homeless shelter. still boxcar willie's jacket. but he's having a great summer, if only he and his buddies could learn to throw frisbee. >> greg: some friends? all right, shut up. so we are all happy to be here with you. you know who's not happy? cnn. was it destination for news when tv was in black-and-white is now a m

greg gutfeld. >> greg: my favorite thing. >> jesse: you look ridiculous. >> greg: do i?h, malibu. who did i see driving around town but the lovely paris hilton and her will little pink jeep driving around. she still looks great at the age of 57. amazing she has been around for that long. >> jesse: you know geraldo had a house in malibu we learned that yesterday. >> geraldo: i was in a party with paris hilton. >> jesse: of course you were. we have got to get my book to number one. all right reese witherspoon book club reasonable medical certainty is beating me. nothing against reese. go to amazon to put me there at the top spot. i'm going to be appearing in person in tampa for turning point summit on july 1st. doing a little book signing also at the nixon library. yorbalinda. and also manasquan, new jersey. that was dana's recommendation. book towne. go buy the book how i saved the world. you may have heard about it and make me a rich person. >> happy birthday eve. >> jesse: birthday today. >> four day week always screws everybody up. >> jesse: that's what it was. >> dana

i am greg gutfeld's and i america. night." i am shannon bream in washington. breaking tonight, concerns that the maskless democrats on the run from texas could have spread covid to potentially the white house. there's fresh push back against mainstream media for not calling the lawmakers jaunt

greg, greg, i got to run. it's my turn to keg stand. >> greg: johnny, you work for non-profits.ts unfortunately. there's few people in politics easier to hate than eric swalwell. he's the left duncan hunter except he doesn't have the redeeming quality of serving in the military. this is a frat boy who made it into politics, that's okay, i don't hold that against him. but at some point you have to actually be a politician, not just an idiot. maybe not, i don't know. there's a bunch of them >> greg: i think idiot is part of the criteria. tyrus, what do you make of this guy. >> hold on let me get my swalwell >> greg: oh, yeah, the look. >> thank you for asking, greg. i didn't think i was going to win, so we just partied like a rock star. i have to be honest, i probably would do the same thing. i can't be trust wind campaign funds because i would be like, yo, let's go buy a pavement you know how many voters vote for guys like both? i would convince my team i need a boat and jet skis. at least own it, $10,000 on limousines >> greg: he does strike me as a phoney and not a bright one.

we got -- >> greg: lot of bullies are fat too. >> but they are horrible. >> greg: chubby bully is just> this mouth device, suddenly becomes really kind of tentlating if someone else controls it. >> greg: right. from the makers of a hard pounding [laughter] >> because, you open your mouth enough to talk but really like you talk like this? do you smile like this? what if you're just getting killed by a murderer? how do you scream? very dangerous. >> greg: is this actually nutritionally helpful for anybody? >> i got a wedding in december, i read that on average you can lose 14 in two weeks. [laughter] >> greg: weddings are the best weight loss tools, right emily? that's when everybody decide to lose weight. >> i don't see what the big deal about this thing. it's just like what a stomach staple does. this is physically restraining you because you can't mentally restrain yourself. i'm not judging. i feel like if someone wants to wire them, go for it. >> greg: i have an idea, it's called the gut tube. you have a side tube installed so it's like a freeway off ramp for your food. you eat and i

. >> greg: okay. gut gut let's go to the map. see how flattery week is coming along. exciting stuff. flattery moving across the west coast. awesome northwest. human resource departments all across the corporations, shutting down because they can't handle the amount of flattery that is going on. jonathan. continue my flattery. emily, you look great in a cowboy hat. >> emily: thank you. >> greg: quite fetching. yes. can i say fetching? >> emily: yes. >> greg: very patient today with our interruptions. >> greg: and you look hot. [laughter] it very mature and very upable after becoming number one. >> we have humble. number one. >> jesse: you didn't expect that. >> greg: shannon dashing in black. >> jesse: how come i didn't get dashing. >> greg: i said mature. so tonight on my show i got sergeant sean larkin. i got tom shillue and kat timpf. it's going to be good. >> jesse: greg mentioned number one again we will do it. nixon library sold out in california. so we had to add a new event. it's not in califor

>> tom: great. >> greg: i can tell.look very tom shillue, very white, very angry and very male. >> tom: i can't help it. i can't help it. >> greg: i wish you could. >> tom: i haven't been on the college campus since i was in college. but when i was in college, there was a few people like this, there was one table of communists in the lunchroom and you know about them. they talked about this and they held anti-fourth of july celebration some things. now it's the majority of students. i will have sympathy for them because they have been brainwashed since elementary school. people talk about critical race theory and the indoctrination that's going on today. the thing is it's really been going on for 30 years. my daughter came from elementary school and she was supposed to write a report on columbus. they have three choices. they said was columbus an evil man? was he just greedy? or was he just a run-of-the-mill bad guy? all bad choices. she wrote april columbus report and the teacher said, what was your source? she said pr

>> greg: pretty bad.ind of lost interest will you were saying. >> brian: you started doodling. >> greg: i was thinking about a joke that involved man, dade, broward. they put the bro in broward because it's a man's date but i realized he didn't make any sense. >> brian: would've edited it out rather than singing out loud. >> greg: i don't mind expressing my errors. i realize they are rare, unlike your error. >> brian: how do you know? you don't watch "fox & friends." >> greg: i go online and see your name pop up every 10 minutes. you won't believe what this guy said. >> brian: you're not lying about that. >> greg: anyway. you are no geraldo. >> brian: thank you. >> kennedy: have you seen them try to grew a mustache? >> rob: is the resident floridian. everything that goes on in florida in broward county is so far. >> greg: up next, frequent flyers are being naughty. two flight attendants learn karate. coverage customizer tool? sorry? well, since you asked. it finds discounts and policy recommendations, so

any kind. >> greg: believe me..2, barely turning. got to put barely in front of it. yeah, i mean, i, i'm a little suspicious of her motives that she kind of knew, but i don't know. that's your opinion and, you know, i don't respect it. >> what about, i kept thinking about in this story thinking about stormy daniels. didn't they make her mayor of hollywood or something? there's nothing wrong with porn stars getting involved. >> yeah, i guess it leads me to this point, i'm with you. stormy wasn't impressed by this one. i do want to make our party look a little more inclusive, but they're in a tough spot. >> you don't want the tent to be that big. >> not for longer than three hours. >> call your doctor. >> i would just say that the whole business model of her business is that it's not acceptable. the minute it's accepted, she's in big trouble. like whole point is like you have to keep it -- but you know that at some point, some dad was there and he just in the room said hey, isn't that -- okay. so that's not -- >> tha

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greg? >> greg: all right. let's do this, okay?ry, very excited we are officially on the eighth day of the josh groban appreciation week. we reached out to josh groban's team for a comment and we received this response. [laughter] while we are very happy -- did you know that before going to music he washed windows at a general store for 5 bucks an hour. he him and his younger were born on the exact day four years apart. his nickname grobe golden grobe. watch my show tonight gut feldt. i have brian kilmeade. kennedy, kat and somebody else. >> jesse: got to get the grobes that culminates the appreciation weeks. >> jesse: today is national father-in-law day. i want to give a shout out to greg who is holding jesse jr. he is a great grandfather. not a great grandfather, but a great, grandfather. you know what i mean by that husband, father and throws a nice bag. >> greg: throw as nice bag? >> jesse: that's corn hole. gut gets that's not what it means at my house. >> jesse: i don't want to come over. this weekend i'm going to be promotin

>> greg: i don't know.e have proved by rvp that racism is pretty much dead because now it's about classism which it's always been about. it's been convenient to blame it on white folks for saying things about those of us who don't have everything that we need in our neighborhoods and et cetera. it is the man. now the man is a woman of color who is saying your kryptonite, xerox machines. lines at the dmv. he made a great point because if that would have been president biden saying that it would have been -- the how dare he but it's the same thing. we need to realize it has nothing to do with the color of your skin but how much money is in your pocket and how much you can control the influence. quick story i've got a new phone like three months ago and whoever had a before me was a brother who was being texted a lot boating, boating, and get together, i was like awesome, great, register republican -- never heard from them again. true story, they wanted nothing to do with it, they don't want people to license

will. >> greg: glints me in care of greg gutfeld. lawrence?doing this. >> dagen: i do flatter my plants and tell my orchids and tell them how gorgeous they're. >> lawrence: meet rex the wildest petty have ever seen a t weighs over 40 pounds lives in a home of u.k. with a family of four. they eat and take him on walks wearing a leash. the lizard is more like a puppy than a reptile. and he loves nothing more than going on walks with the kids. look at this. and check this out, guys, the pet is allowed to have free range in the house. even got lost in the sofa. this is crazy. >> greg: i wonder what poops are like. i think about that any time i see an animal. that's all i think about. >> lawrence: let animals stay in their natural habitat, please? >> dagen: they are not venomous. but if you do get bitten by one, they have horrible bacteria and in their mouths and saliva and you can get very, very. >> lawrence: dagen, how do you know this. >> greg: dagen, it's your turn? >> dagen: here is a french dude in a suit take a look. >> >> dagen: i'm going t

four more just ♪ ♪ >> greg: hello. i'm greg gutfeld with katie, geraldo rivera, jesse watters.a perino, "the five." ♪ ♪ so, this is a big week for us. yep, it's bigger than dana finally potty training jasper, who now flushes twice as a courtesy. and it's bigger than jesse finally getting a hair transplant. thanks for donating the minx. "the five" is turning 10. the show was officially old enough for anthony weiner to start texting. it's true. the show, probably one of the biggest hits and cable news has outlasted everything from 24 to brian stelter's hair. to put it 10 years in perspective, that's four geraldo marathons. [laughter] i still remember when i was asked to do the show, he called me and said hey, we are doing this thing. want to be on the thing? you have to write a model for the thing. i said what does this pay? we had no expectations. all we had was our good looks. i remember sitting here on the first day next to dana perino, she had ghosted me the entire time she was at fox. but now she was stuck with me. and against her better judgment and a restraining order, we

>> greg: yes! of the things on guns don't make it any more deadly, it just makes it look cool. when somebody buys an economy car, like a young guy and starts putting this all over it. that's what a lot of people do with ar-15s. >> dana: you can have an artificial stance as long as it's what? going forward. up next, britney spears back fighting in court in what could be a major step to getting her freedom back. this is a must-see update, next. ♪ ♪ good morning, mr. sun. good morning, blair. [ chuckles ] whoo. i'm gonna grow big and strong. yes, you are. i'm gonna get this place all clean. i'll give you a hand. and i'm gonna put lisa on crutches! wait, what? said she's gonna need crutches. she fell pretty hard. you might want to clean that up, girl. excuse us. when owning a small business gets real, progressive helps protect what you built with customizable coverage. -and i'm gonna -- -eh, eh, eh. -donny, no. -oh. ♪ ♪ -and i'm gonna -- -eh, eh, eh. with cutting-edge tech, world-class interiors, and p

greg? >> greg: i can't wait to do that. greg's how many news part 4.ttle critter going to eat? roll this little video. okay, stop. judge, how many nuts? >> judge jeanine: one. >> dana: three. >> jesse: nine. >> judge jeanine: wait a minute. >> greg: five? roll it, 2, 3, 4,. >> dana: count the ones in the hand. that's the key. future deputy you cheated. >> dana: that's strategy. >> jesse: i future gut has to get it in the mouth. >> dana: jesse wants a recount. >> amazing. >> jesse: basketball shot. that's going to be talked about as much. >> judge jeanine: that is breaking news, yeah. that's breaking news. it says 9. >> jesse: dana, you win again. >> jesse: all right. well i win it's my feeding frenzy. roll the animation from the 70s. so it's national french friday so we got the world's most expensive french tries. this is a guinness book of world records situation. it's certified. ready? $200. and serendipity 3 in new york city provided the $200 prize cream day la cream. they are topped with black truthfully 24 karat 24 gold. cooked in goose fat. >> gr

whatever, greg? >> greg: i've got to get rid of that guy.o create and military divided? in air force academy professor pushing for the military to teach critical race theory. it is vital that cadets understand the history of the racism that is shaped both foreign and domestic policy. the reality of the constitution as it upholds the rule of law, but also allowed slavery and has been used to perpetuate legal discrimination, yet nowhere in the article does she mention the 13th amendment, the one that outlawed slavery, or the one repealing prohibition, cat's favorite. meanwhile, defense contractor has launched its own antiracism program that promotes critical race theory. according to internal documents obtained by chris truffaut, the programs ask employees to do stuff like, identify their privilege, step aside to allow disadvantaged voices to be heard, no one actually quits her job, and to colonize their bookshelves, which has employees asking -- this is a bomb company, right? there's even a chart entitled, went out to say to your black collea

>> greg: i met vaccinated >> greg: and vaccinated! it's absolutely insane.dumber. >> jessica: but it's still happening. passport thoughts for international travel or vaccines? >> jesse: let's go to the break. [laughter] >> jessica: he is emotionally spent! >> greg: it is still an hour show! he's worried about the traffic. you're worried about the traffic! >> jesse: let's go! >> jessica: okay, as you wish! [laughter] coming up next, overdoses in america reaching a record high. ♪ ♪ rush hour will never feel the same. experience, thrilling performance from our entire line of vehicles at the lexus golden opportunity sales event. lease the 2021 is 300 for $379 a month for 36 months. experience amazing. is struggling to manage your type 2 diabetes for $379 knocking you36 months. out of your zone? lowering your a1c with once-weekly ozempic® can help you get back in it. oh, oh, oh, ozempic®! my zone... lowering my a1c, cv risk, and losing some weight... now, back to the game! ozempic® is proven to lower a1c. most people who took ozempic® reached an a1c under 7 and m

future greg. >> greg: yeah, future grad.re not down. we ought to knock down a statue because -- do you think russia or china or those of the countries you mentioned are sitting around thinking of what statute are not down? the person who is able to get into space and figure out a way to, say, create a "star wars" type thing, they'd run everything. >> lawrence: do you mind endorsing -- i know it costs a lot of money, and you make the most out of all of us. will you pay for my ticket? >> greg: yes, i'll pay for your ticket. >> dana: would you go? >> lawrence: i'm afraid if heights but i want to see space. >> greg: i'm afraid of "in the heights" the movie. [laughter] >> dana: it was a great show. ♪ ♪ limu emu... and doug. so then i said to him, you oughta customize your car insurance with liberty mutual, so you only pay for what you need. oh um, doug can we talk about something other than work, it's the weekend. yeah, yeah. [ squawk ] hot dog or... chicken? only pay for what you need. ♪ liberty. liberty. liberty. liberty. ♪ lif

>> greg: i did! stuff done thin don't think they look weird? let's say some other people at other networks, they look like they're wearing a mask of themselves. >> dana: i think a lot of dermatologists, their calls increased so much during covid because of zoom. people sit there staring at themselves, it basically picking themselves apart. >> greg: people look better on zoom than on tv, have you noticed that? >> katie: that's not true. [laughter] >> geraldo: he got that shot! >> greg: do you believe this story? >> jesse: i believe it. i just got back from l.a., greg, and i saw some typefaces. really tight. guys a lot older than me, perfect for head. i was thinking, should i get some of this? this guy looks really good! [laughter] you never know what they're thinking, though. >> greg: there is research on that, it might be great for poker players. what is the age? i haven't done anything yet, but why should i? this is beautiful. >> geraldo: it is. >> greg: thank you, geraldo. maybe you can come over.

greg, you look into this very totally illegal, right? >> greg: absolutely.take mine, that will be fun for everybody. the idea of calling it gun insurance is really clever because you are arguing to people, well, there's car insurance, why can't there be gun insurance? car insurance doesn't require you to cover other people's accidents, right? it's absurd on its face. law-abiding gun owners by their definition, getting a gun makes them... they are not targets or criminals. but then they become targets for liberals. but it's a fair trade-off. every day they come up with this stupid idea and we have to talk about it but it's not going to happen. all the crime is caused by bad people with stolen guns in cities where politicians put these thugs back on the street before the next victim is done with their shift in chinatown. we know how to solve that, these tax forces take guns off the street, you've got to get that out there, bring back stop and frisk, problem solved. >> jesse: so many things wrong with this, just one of them the part about how you go about confi

greg? >> greg: let's do this, dana. greg's crime corner with greg gutfeld! my normal cup of water because this, in this is what i came to work to this afternoon in our green room. and then what's next to it? what's next to it? read this little thing. please forgive me, greg. it was an accident. i swear. who do you think did this? >> jesse: that's your handwriting. >> greg: i'm not jussie smollett. this is not a fake hate crime will. >> jesse: who is j.d.? >> dagen: i know who did it janice dean. >> greg: you know what? >> jesse: i them it was evil shannon bream. >> greg: a lot of people don't like me. oi don't blame them. i don't like me. let's roll the confession. >> janice: i'm really, really sorry. it was up here. someone washed it i'm really sorry. i guess this is one of a kind? sorry, greg. i will make it up to you. i want a great summer of weather. by the way she just threw some poor maintenance worker under the bus. don't worry, i fired her. everything is good. >> dana: everything is good. no problem, janice, we have more, we think. all right, jesse?

>> greg: you know, i don't know.. >> jesse: how don lemon said something about violence. >> greg: you change my mind. what upsets me about this story, they didn't pick my game which is the steamers. i love riverboat cruises. riverboat steamers. everybody would love that name. >> jessica: was that and the 1200? that is what they started with. only a month ago. >> jesse: no, baseball bores me. only playoff baseball gets my attention. but i don't think anybody cares. he could have said, we are keeping with the indians and that would have been fine and everybody would've went away and complained. >> jessica: two years already. >> dagen: they tweeted the new name on the indians twitter page. for many moments. so, i went and bought some old cleveland indians t-shirts online. so i'm collecting swags. >> greg: that's why you are on espn and we are not. >> dagen: this is tom hanks worst gig. >> jesse: i saw that and the theater. >> greg: they should be called the volcano's >> jessica: that's a good one, majorly. okay. next up

department take it up with greg. >> greg: think of that. >> jesse: you think think of that?at. i said do it in a very sensible manner. >> shannon: we will have to start a go fund me legal defense fund for everyone that greg has out there complimenting. >> jesse: we have more for that tomorrow. i will go. big news how i saved the world was number one on the "new york times" best seller. it's a great day we knocked out reese witherspoon no offense but it was terrible. no hard feelings, reese. it wasn't her book it was something she recommended. i will be on "fox news primetime" tonight with pete hegseth, also statuesque. >> shannon: doesn't he smell sexy? >> jesse: i will get a whiff later. go ahead, judge. >> judge jeanine: this weekend on my show justice you will get part of my interview with caitlyn jenner. i think we have that here. you guys have it? >> poster child for change. >> judge jeanine: yeah. kind of got that. >> we have to change. this is about leadership, okay? i'm a leader. i have been always been a leader. gavin newsom is not a leader. >> judge jeanine: okay,

>> greg: we are out of time. has plus demanded. >> neil: thank you, wow. ♪ ♪ >> jesse: hello, everybody i'm just jesse watters, dagen mcdowell, greg gutfeld, and this is "the five." president biden's back yard looking like a war zone. again two people wounded after gunmen sprayed bullets in a crowded d.c. neighborhood. panic diner running for their lives and people inside to duck and cover behind the tables. the police chiefs curious about what happened and slamming liberal policies for allowing violent criminals to be on the streets. >> i met as about this and i hope you all are too. we had a vicious actor to do things and no accountability and they end up back in the community. and the police officers, i guarantee you when we lock up whoever did this, they will be no stranger to us. i promise you. you cannot coddle volatile part criminals. you cannot treat violent criminals out here making communities unsafe for you, your loved ones, for me and my loved ones, they might not want a job. they might not appear the

jonathan: greg? greg: both. [laughter] jonathan: ashok?: i will watch but low expectations for a lot of new developments. jonathan: i think a lot of people are with you. appreciate you catching up. from new york city, that does it for us. this was bloomberg real yield. this is bloomberg. ♪ so... i know you and george were struggling with the possibility of having to move. how's that going? well... we found a way to make bathing safer with a kohler walk-in bath. it has the lowest step-in of any bath. it has handrails, a wide door, and textured surfaces. so it gives you peace of mind. and you would love the heated backrest - and the whirlpool jets - and the bubblemassage. and, it was installed quickly and conveniently by a kohler-certified installer. a kohler- authorized dealer walked us through every step in the process and made us feel completely comfortable in our home. and, yes, it's affordable. looking good, george! we just want to spend as much time as possible, in our home and with our grandkids. they're going to be here any minute fo

. >> greg: this is it.owers greg, you are the best your points are right on. that's nice. john says just being on the same planet as greg is flattery enough. greg, you are even more handsome than jesse, true. greg, you have a sharp sassy mind have you been flattered. we had a dip last weekend and getting more intense for the last day. looks like tuesday we had a lot of flattery but i think today we are going to -- we're probably going to beat that number. the happy faces represents 40 million people. yes. in case you didn't know that and now it's time to flatter the panelists, dagen you smell like gunpowder and gasoline. >> dagen: thank you. >> greg: harold, i like the way you buy people's books. >> harold: yes, sir. >> greg: jesse your glutes look amazing. >> jesse: thank you. >> greg: katie, you know how to handle a piece. >> katie: thank you greg for the flattery. >> dagen: jesse, serve it up. >> jesse: it's national hot dog day aka jesse's feeding frenzy to celebrate we brought in classic new york hot d

greg, what are your thoughts on that exchange? >> greg: i hate this sort of hyperbole.d for murder. [laughter] here's the thing. we are never going to know how this stuff pans out. no one knew the answers and i do think this was created in a lab. but felt she kicked me off or a different reason. i don't know what day it was may be. it was yesterday when he said that reluctance or let's say skepticism over vaccines is back 60 or 7080 years, you wouldn't have had the polio vaccine or the smallpox vaccine. basically he was criticizing anybody who dared to question him. you go back and you look at the smallpox vaccine. in 2005, the government started a program to vaccinate a half a million health care professionals to deal with bioterror. they were all supposed to take the smallpox vaccine. less than. 40,000. are you going to call them ignorant? no, they understood that the small box vaccine was infectious. it may be safe but it was infection. pregnant women aren't supposed to do it or anyone with any kind of compromised immunity. i hate the fact that i know more about scie

greg?udents. students with single moms working minimum waging special needs kids need to be in school. >> i'm not sure anymore.'t have i wonder if this is the golden opportunity to fix education. we know it's broken. we know the teacher union sucks. i will get into the suicide rates in a minute. this isn't about the kids. this is about the teachers there. is something going on here that they're not saying out loud it has to do with the number of teachers vaccinated. sthapbt what it is? i mean -- what else would it be? that has to be it. she is scared of telling the teachers they have to go back. she knows half of them are not vaccinated. if this was magma country the teachers would be cruise side. they're not magma country and she's not going to force them. something is not being said. that's my theory. when you ask are kids losing something? not if you focus on remote learning. i thought kids should be back in school. i see suicide rates jumping when girls return to school. >> who are kill

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all right, greg? >> greg: exleapt. let's do this one last time.reg: we're starting a new week next week. >> katie: whole week? >> greg: dropped a hint of this during the show because this is the last day i think it's beholden to us to compliment or flatter the person who comes after us. i will start by saying bret baier looks very, very buffed lately. have you noticed that? very muscular. >> jesse: he has a really great tan, greg. that means a lot coming from me. >> katie: i have heard bret baier's golf game is on point every time when his balls go into the swamp he wrestles algae gators to get them out. >> greg: i heard that from him. >> dagen: bret, your handy chap is so, so low. [laughter] >> jessica: i don't want to continue this trend at all on the golf front. is he a philanthropic man and family man. >> jesse: talk about his physical appearance. objectify his hair. >> jessica: really good hair. better than your hair. >> katie: that's it for us. "special report" up next. >> bret: better than jesse's hair? i don't know. thank you all, i'm flat

i want to bring in greg valliere of agf investments.ow do you interpret the executive order which is broad? but a lot of this will be handed off to first regulatory bodies, and then we imagine the courts. when you see this, where does it land in terms of how much you have to deal with it in a practical way? greg: it is not an imminent threat to these companies. the biden administration realized they could not get legislation because the filibuster would have stopped debate, so they are going this way. i do think the executive order could encounter litigation. a lot of opposition to it. it is not an immediate threat, but you have to say, for a wide range of industries, at the very least, this will be headline risk. matt: are we going to see m&a bankers pulling back a little bit on megamerger intentions? this is looking like one of the areas where he really wants to block, see more focus on midsized or even smaller m&a. greg: i think m&a activity will be chilled, especially with the big firms, as you say. this order coming out is not enti