greg gutfeld is next. tomorrow . greg gutfeld is next. ♪ >>> guess what, america? he's back.o happy. hi, i'm greg gutfeld. so, weiner. weiner, weiner, weiner, i just love saying weiner. he pops up everywhere like a preverted forest gump. to him, life is a box of de deefence of his appendages. to e-mails in his possession from a laptop shared by anthony and his wife, poor huma, hope that laptop was scotch guarded. we're also told there are five digits of e-mails on it. it's not phrased when dealing with weiner -- five digits makes a hand. they could have said a thousand or thousands, but they said five digits. weiner. he's like an accident in a pool that spreads instead of floats. remember eddie haskell from leave it to beaver, always interfering is like him without pants and everyone gets screwed near himm including james comey. information, essential to the election, does he let it slide until after the election? he's screwed in every corner. then there's hillary, so close to the white house, she's like a bride the night before her wedding day, yet finding the gram in bet wi

greg gutfeld is next. >>> guess what, america. ea he's back. >>> so happy! hi. i'm greg gutfeld. so. weiner. weiner, wiener, weiner. i just love saying "weiner." he pops up everywhere, like a perverted forrest gump. to him, life is just a box of deviant selfies of his shaved appenda appendage. on friday, we found out that the fbi is reviewing new e-mails that could affect the hillary clinton e-mail scandal. the e-mails, in weiner's possession. from a laptop shared by anthony, and his wife, poor huma. hope that laptop was scotchguarded. we're also told there are five digits of e-mails on it. it's an odd phrase when dealing with weiner. i mean, five digits, it makes a hand. they could have said a thousand or thousands, but they said five digits. weiner. he's like an accident in a pool that spreads instead of floats. remember eddie haskell from "leave it to beaver," always interfering. he's like him, without pants. and everyone nears him gets screwed, including james comey. privy to new information that may or may not be vital, does he release it or let it slide until after the elec

"the greg gutfeld show" is next. see you tomorrow live from las vegas. >>> hi. i'm greg gutfeld. or as i'm known in my building, creepy man with a camera. here's what's coming up. it was a week not for the weak with wikileaks dumps, sexual assault allegations, more leaks, more allegations. i can't shower enough. is the election destroying our psyche? some experts seem to think so. i hate experts. they think they're so experty. and it's the return of the catalog. when kat does a monologue, you probably could have figured that out on your own. 24 days left, america. we can do this, as long as we're drunk. >>> let's welcome tonight's guests, shall we? she's so bright, we think she swallowed a lamp, shelby holliday, "wall street journal" senior video reporter. he's got a voice so smooth, you could ice skate on it, country music legend, larry gatlin. his latest album is available on itune. only bile makes her smile, "national review" reporter, kat. and he bathed in a car wash, wrestler iris. >> the most important debate ever! really, this time. >> that's right. this is it. the most im

greg gutfeld is next. tomorrow . greg gutfeld is next. ♪ >>> guess what, america? he's back. greg gutfeld. so, weiner. weiner, weiner, weiner, i just love saying weiner. he pops up everywhere like a

tonight, as my friend greg gutfeld said, we've got two white guys. what do you think?> i tell you, this is not the best tease but both of these guys are probably not going to try to make news tonight. they will try to defend the top of the ticket, well-positioned about mike pence, he'll talk about change and the fact that he and donald trump are the change agents here. you just heard donald trump in that appearance saying that they are the change. that message will have the temperament issues and the 3:00 a.m. tweets. >> this isn't farmville, virginia, notably that the governor kaine from virginia, he'll be the home team player there. how does the moderator make sure that they don't get involved in favor of kaine? >> they do the whole preamble where they come out and admonish the crowd. they were loud and laughing and clapping. cbs will likely lay down those rules for this audience. 100 seats will be saved for students and the others will be broken up between the two campaigns. >> kimberly guilfoyle? >> hi, bret. i'm looking forward to this tonight. i think they will d

i'm patricia spark and now back to the greg gutfeld show. >>> welcome back to the show. here are tonight's guests. he's so sharp his head is often used to slice miss a, fox news correspondent, ed henry. madison jesse otto. he's as tough as a rubik's cube, u.s. army special forces member terry shapert, and when the chips are down she eats them with guac, kathryn tin. but first, 17 days to go before courtney thorn smith's birthday. we didn't love a little mel rows place, but also 17 days pill the election. so i get early voting surround way so make sure to send your ballot, we can't take a chance. >> early voting surround waybal. we cannot take a chance of blowing it. we cannot take a chance. >>> meantime, chris wallace managed to find the high road in a sewer, we saw both choices in full glory, an arrogant woman dressed as a cult leader in the future, on the right, and a defiant person who listens to no one, not even his barber. the actual debate once so smooth you could slide down without a splinter on your naked butt. i tried. not many surprises, trump said wrong a lot,

. >>> i'm greg gutfeld. "the five." what an ordinarily debate. >> you have said putin is -- >> in just a moment. i do want to get back to the -- >> in the -- thank you. thank you. >> you praised putin as a great leader. >> we will get to that. we do have that coming up here. in the meantime, the question -- >> senator, i must have hit -- >> your running -- >> why won't he release his tax returns. >> we're answering the question about the business thing. >> i do want to come back to that. >> gentlemen, i need to ask you about social security. >> richard nixon released tax returns when he was under audit. >> gentlemen -- >> you can't meet -- >> the people at home cannot understand either one of you when you speak over each other. >> the director of fbi homeland security said we can't know for certain who these people are coming from syria. >> we can. >> we don't let them in. >> she had a clinton foundation accepting contributions from foreign governments. >> you are donald trump's -- >> senator, i think i'm still on my ti

greg gutfeld is next.bs in for greg gutfeld. >>> had you, i'mll lou dobbs in for gutfeld. one of these is the "star trek" cast, you know what they as "star trek" goes, so goes the nation. wait, they never say that. the most under reported story of the week, violent crime rose, seems kind of unimportant, leading up to an election. and do what naked perry have common? let's get started america, i think i left my pants in the park. [ cheers and applause ]

. >>> hi, i'm greg gutfeld, or as i'm known in my building, creepy man with a camera. it was a week, from wikileaks, sexual assault allegations, more allegations, you can't shower enough. is the election destroying our psyc psyche? experts think so. i hate experts. they're so experty. and the return of a conscious atalogue. >> 24 days left, america, we can do this, as long as we're drunk. [ applause ] let's welcome tonight's guest. she's so bright, we think she swallowed a lamp. >> shelsy holloway, senior video reporter, she has a voice so smooth you could ice skate on it, and larry gatlin, country music singer. they teach you how to do that on the johnny carson show. only bile makes her smile. national reporter cat, and, tna wrestler, tyrus. >> of the most important debate ever. really this time. >> that's right. this is it. the most important debate since the birth of this planet 4,000 years ago. now, fox news's chris wallace is mod ra moderating is the best wallace we could have moderating a debate. do you think wallace shawn could handle this? he couldn't handle ch

greg gutfeld show. fiona. you guys slimed down a lot. i thought you would be taller. >> no. of version. >> there's a lot of guys in costumes. when you guys are looking to date would you look for a guy in a costume or a guy who is above that and wears his own brand when he is talking to people. and oh, my, a real american hero. whoa. you guys are in for a real treat. no, get in here. it's not every day that you see -- >> oh, my god, you know who this is. >> i'm the greatest american hero. but you are the greatest american hero's hero, so what does that make you? >> really awkward right now. if you can fly off like in the show that would be great. >> okay. >> believe it or not i'm walking on air, never thought i would feel so free fly away -- thank you for ruining my interview. obviously this is going to be a huge shock but i have unmasked that man. he is right here. what do you have to say for yourself, bruce? >> yeah, i let myself go. >> was it hard coming out? >> coming out? >> as bn being a masked vigilante for years to finally take off the mask. >> it was liberating to be

i'm greg gutfeld. love you, america. thanks a lot.a major part of this corruption. my ethic's plan will end the corruption in our government. i have no special interest but you, the american voter. a constitutional amendment to impose term limits on all members of congress. we will cancel all federal funding of sanctuary cities. [cheerin [cheering]. >>

greg gutfeld is next. see you tomorrow night. >>> hi, i'm lou dobbs in for greg gutfeld. 38 days to go and one of these candidates has just received a stunning rebuke of the "star trek" cast. you know, as they say, as "star trek" depose, so goes the nation. the most underreported story of the week. violent crime rose in 2015. seems kind of important leading up to an election, don't you think? and what do naked katy perry and not-naked katie johnson have in common? beats me. i think i left my pants in the

"the greg gutfeld show" is next. see you tomorrow live from las vegas. >>> hi. i'm greg gutfeld.m known in my building, creepy man with a camera. here's what's coming up. it was a week not for the weak with wikileaks dumps, sexual assault allegations, more leaks, more allegations. i can't shower enough. is the election destroying our psyche? some experts seem to think so. i hate experts. they think they're so experty. and it's the return of the catalog. when kat does a monologue, you probably could have figured that out on your own. 24 days left, america. we can do this, as long as we're drunk.

greg gutfeld is next. >>> guess what, america. ea he's back. >>> so happy! hi. i'm greg gutfeld. weiner. i just love saying "weiner." he pops up

i'm greg gutfeld. love you, america. is also part and a major part of this corruption. my ethic's plan will end the corruption in our government. i have no special interest but you, the american voter. a constitutional amendment to impose term limits on all members of congress. we will cancel all federal funding of sanctuary cities. [cheerin [cheering]. >> welcome to watters' world i am jesse watters'. donald trump utlining his agenda. he delivered it in pennsylvania where thousands of americans died in an epic civil war battle. he will shrink the government and fight for worker and unleash american energy. and repole obama care and dismantled gangs. and help our vet and select supreme court justice and let americans keep more of their hard earned money. he managed to step on it a little bit. >> every woman lied when they came forward to hurt my campaign. total fabrication. the events never happened. never. and all of these liars will be sued after the election is over. >> the media sewed on that and instead of his popular policy proposals. it was a popullist policy pit

"the greg gutfeld show" is next. see you tomorrow live from las vegas. watching. julie banderas up next with the fox report. >>> donald trump launches a hard offensive over the string of sexual assault allegations and hillary clinton keeps her head down just days away from the final debate for the contenders for president. i am gile banderas, good evening, this is the "fox report. ". throw week and counting until the general election and the candidates seem to be taking opposite approaches. mrs. clinton preparing for wednesday's debate moderated by chris wallace here on fox and her supporter and running mate tim kaine make her case. donald trump about to wrap up his third appearance in three states today. a speech in an anti- terror event in new jersey. we'll watch it and bring it to you as news unfolds. in new england, mr. trump launched out against the news media and hillary clinton. >> it is a rigged election because they are taking unsubstantiated and put ping them on front pages of newspapers. it is a rigged election and we are not letting it happen. american

>> here now bernard mcguirk and greg gutfeld. eld, that same thing happened to me when i was at marist college elvis came in to the dorm. nixon. he was a big nixon fan because nixon gave him the little badge. >> fighting the drug war together. what did you expect these students to say? rush limbaugh? talk about voter intimidation. you have these two pop stars. they show up with a camera and they are going hey, who are you going to vote for? they would have said shae to get them off their back. pop stars are so predictable. they think that they are edgy and they are cool. they have tattoos. but they are as predictable as an end table. they don't take any risks. they follow the owe peed yent line as a good liberal. they don't think about it it's because they are trying to make up for. >> that's not fair, gutfeld. >> it's not supposed to be fair. >> i know, i met this katie perry. i think she is a nice woman. >> she is very nice. >> boo. >> in their conscience. they believe that the left line is the better line. >> you can't disparag

greg gutfeld is next. heavily here in the coming days. >> i am jon scott. thanks for watching. >> this is a fox news alert. i am bret baier bear. breaking story. the fbi is looking at new e-mails from the scandal. we are ten days although millions of americans have voted. donald trump and the republicans are staying she is unfit for the presidency and saying another shoe could drop. clinton's camp is livid and demanding that the fbi should put up or shut

"red eye" with greg gutfeld.rts night, "friends,"" the office," the british office" seinfield" and "lost." >> "lost" was on there right? >> it was top 20. >> was "cheers" on there? >> "cheers" was top 10, i believe. >> i should have read below five. >> i am done. >> don't go anywhere. i interview the director of "gringo, the dangerous live of john mcafee" after the break >>> live from america's news headquarters, i'm robert gray. hurricane matthew is now a category 5 as it moves across the caribbean. with 160 mile per hour winds it is the strongest hurricane in the atlantic since 2007. the storm may be threatening jamaica, cuba and haiti where it could be approaching those areas common day. it is unclear how hurricane matthew will affect the u.s. people that may be impacted are encourage i -- encouraged to buy any needed supplies. hillary clinton seeing a bump in the polls. a fox news poll shows her leading by three percentage points. some polls showing her ahead 7%. it gives her the edge in several key battlegro

>>> hi, i'm lou dobbs in for greg gutfeld. >>> had you, i'mll lou dobbs in for gutfeld. one of these is the "star trek" cast, you know what they as "star trek" goes, so goes the nation. wait, they never say that. the most under reported story of the week, violent crime rose, seems kind of unimportant, leading up to an election. and do what naked perry have common? let's get started america, i think i left my pants in the park. [ cheers and applause ] there you go, yes! let's welcome tonight's guest, shall we? he flosses with piano wire. colonel alan wet. he's so bright deer freeze when they see him. and alan dersowhiz, elect i'ile disfunction it. sounds dirty, but it isn't, and finally, high school a hoop is his toe ring, t and a wrestler, tyrus. the nerds have spoken. "star trek" is anti-trump. yes, it's true. hold yourself. a bunch of chuckle heads from star track brought up a petition writing quote never has there been a presidential candidate who stands in such complete opposition to the ideals of the "star trek" universe. wow. so does they mean donald will lose the

it's the greg gutfeld show. i have gary gatlin, a country western singer.holiday. >> my goodness. good show. i watch it. let's see. juan? >> incredible. incredible video of a great white shark crashing into a diver's cage off the coast of mexico. >> i would never do this. >> the shark had been attracted with chunks of tuna so the diver in the cage could get a closer look at him. that didn't work out. did it? the shark crashed into the cage, breaking it and then re-emerging through the top. thankfully, the diver was not harmed. my takeaway, i'm not getting in a cage to go shark watching. >> how about never? >> great white shark. >> i get close enough to you every day. that's enough scare for me. >> i see a fin on your back. by the way, for those of you at home, the blood was the shark. >> thank god. we all hate sharks here. >> what about charlie tuna? >> keep it together here. kimberly, food court. all that shark meat made me hungry. happy national dessert day. this is my favorite. many of you thought i was for the yellow cake. but what i decided to do was m

greg gutfeld is next. see you tomorrow night. nevill. >> our thoughts and prayers are with the family. >>> donald trump trying to stave off a rough week for the campaign with 38 days to go until the presidential election. i am julie banderas. this is the fox report. >> the republican nom thee set to take the stage in a really that is getting under way any minute in the battleground state of pennsylvania. taking heat for late night tweets targeting a former miss universe. both sides are ramping up attacks on each other after the talked about and tweeted

i'm greg gutfeld. we're going to be live next week. he coming days. >> i am jon scott. thanks for watching. >> this is a fox news alert. i am bret baier bear. breaking story. the fbi is looking at new e-mails from the scandal. we are ten days although millions of americans have voted. donald trump and the republicans are staying she is unfit for the presidency and saying another shoe could drop. clinton's camp is livid and demanding that the fbi should put up or shut up. and the attorney general and the fbi boss are not on the same page. donald trump wrapped up a speech in phoenix. and we start with edhenry with the latest on the fbi investigation. >> reporter: eyebrows were raised about political interferrance when bill clinton hopped on the plane with attorney general lowerita lynch. and there are new questions on whether the department of justice is trying to protect clinton. they tried to stop director james comey from informing congress he will igniting the investigation. warning that he had commented on an ongoing probe and taking action that could influence the e

"the greg gutfeld show" is next. see you tomorrow live from las vegas. watching. julie banderas up next with the fox report. >>> donald trump launches a hard offensive over the string of sexual assault allegations and hillary clinton keeps her head down just days away from the final debate for the contenders for president. i am gile banderas, good evening, this is the "fox report. ". throw week and counting until the general election and the candidates seem to be taking opposite approaches. mrs. clinton preparing for wednesday's debate moderated by chris wallace here on fox and her supporter and running mate tim kaine make her case. donald trump about to wrap up his third appearance in thr

i'm eric bolling along with kimberly guilfoyle, greg gutfeld and juan williams and dana perino.e're at the mgm grand and this is "the five." ♪ >>> as you can see, it is a beautiful day here in the beautiful city of las vegas where in just 24 hours, we'll see donald trump and hillary clinton face off for the last time. it's going to make history in many ways. for the first time, a fox news anchor will moderate a general election debate, the one and only fair and balanced chris wallace. we know he will do a stellar job but it's going to be the final opportunity for the nominees to make their case before tens of millions of american voters. if it's anything like the last two, we're going to be in for quite a show. >> maybe he's not as rich as he says he is or maybe he doesn't want the american people, all of you watching tonight, to know that he paid nothing in federal taxes. so -- >> that makes me smart. >> secretary clinton? >> whoo! okay. >> this was locker room talk. i'm not proud of it. i apologized to my family. i apologized to the american people. bill clinton was abusive to

i'm greg gutfeld. love you, america. at's it for u. back on monday. next bill o'reilly. >> thank you for watching us. >>> if you thought the race for >>> i'm bret baier in for or uglier than today's developments may make you think kben. two more women have come out alleging donald trump sexually assaulted him. charges he firmly denies. in a new batch of wikileaks e-mails have been released revealing investigation on the clinton foundation. both sides appear to be waging a scorched earth campaign strategy. >> crooked hillary is doing no more public events until after the debate. they say she's doing debate prep. but really she's just resting. she's resting. >> lock her up. >> for what she is doing they should lock her up. what is going on in this country is a disgrace. >> meantime president obama was out campaigning for hillary clinton today. >> apparently in a speech yesterday he started to talk about global elites that are in the conspiracy of global elites. this is a guy who spent all of his time hanging around trying to convince everybody he was a

i'm dana perino along with kim guilfoyle and greg gutfeld, juan williams and eric bolling.his is "the five." >>> an obamacare disaster unfolding right in front of our eyes and could hurt democrats across the country with just two weeks to go before election day. when the president sold his signature health care law, he promised americans their premiums would go down. >> they are suddenly going to see opportunities not just for the rebates we discussed but also for even greater savings than their monthly premiums. if you

. >>> hi, i'm greg gutfeld, or as i'm known in my building, creepy man with a camera.t was a week, from wikileaks, sexual assault allegations, more allegations, you can't shower enough. is the election destroying our psyc psyche? experts think so. i hate experts. they're so experty. and the return of a conscious atalogue. >> 24 days left, america, we can do this, as long as we're drunk. [ applause ]

i'm eric bolling along with kimberly guilfoyle, greg gutfeld and juan williams and dana perino.m grand and this is "the five."

i'm dana perino along with kim guilfoyle and greg gutfeld, juan williams and eric bolling. this is "the five." >>> an obamacare disaster unfolding right in front of our eyes and could hurt democrats across the country with just two weeks to go before election day. when the president sold his signature health care law, he promised americans their premiums would go down. >> they are suddenly going to see opportunities not just for the rebates we discussed but also for even greater savings than their monthly premiums. if you don't have health insurance, you finally are in a position to get something at an affordable price. they said that these rates would come in real high and everybody's premiums would be sky high. the prices came in lower than we expected. lower than i predicted. the growth of health care costs is down and that's good for our middle class and that's good for our fiscal future. health care prices have risen at the lowest rates in years. >> obamacare premiums are set to spike at an average of 25%. if you live in arizona, they might increase by 116%. other batt

here now to lend us their wisdom bernard mcguirk and greg gutfeld. not trying to run these guys down. both of them are decent men, gutfeld. i don't think that the five is going to hire them to sit on the dias any time soon. >> i think we are going to learn a lot from these men. they are the appealing spouse to the shocking candidate. as a drinker i'm arare ware of the phrase shot and beer. trump is the shot strumpt beer. he is the shocking thing that you feel from trump. is he shirley to laverne. bonnie to collide, garfunkel to simon. barney to fred. fred to ethel. tell me to shut up. >> i have no idea what that means. >> can i tell you an interesting fact about mr. pence? >> yes. >> his favorite movie is wizard of oz and he is against gay marriage. >> what does that mean? >> fascinating. >> there was no gay marriage in the wizard of oz. >> oh, never mind. >> why do we have gutfeld on? >> judy garland. >> let me predict. this we are going to start out with a note of by partisanship. they are going to both express relief unamerican first lady kim karda

. >>> i'm greg gutfeld. "the five."rdinarily debate. >> you have said putin is -- >> in just a moment. i do want to get back to the -- >> in the -- thank you. thank you. >> you praised putin as a great leader. >> we will get to that. we do have that coming up here. in the meantime, the question -- >> senator, i must have hit -- >> your running -- >> why won't he release his tax returns. >> we're answering the question about the business thing. >> i do want to come back to that.

>>> hi, i'm lou dobbs in for greg gutfeld. here's what's coming up. 38 days to go and one of these candidates has just received a stunning rebuke of the "star trek" cast. you know, as they say, as "star trek" depose, so goes the nation. the most underreported story of the week. violent crime rose in 2015. seems kind of important leading up to an election, don't you think? and what do naked katy perry and not-naked katie johnson have in common? beats me. i think i left my pants in the par park. >> there are you are. yes! let's welcome tonight's guest, shall we? he's so tough, he flosses with piano wire. former congressman lieutenant general alan west. he's so bright that deer freeze when they see him coming. harvard law professor, alan dershowitz, the legend! his new book is called "electile dysfunction." it sounds filthy, but it isn't. and finally, a hula hoop is his toe ring, tyrus! but first, all right, the nerds have spoken, "star trek" is anti-trump. on facebook, yes, it's true, hold yourselves. a bunch of chuckleheads fro

greg gutfeld is next. heavily here in the coming days. >> i am jon scott. thanks for watching. >> this is a fox news alert. i am bret baier bear. breaking story. the fbi is looking at new e-mails from the scandal. we are ten days although millions of americans have voted. donald trump and the republicans are staying she is unfit for the presidency and saying another shoe could drop. clinton's camp is livid and demanding that the fbi should put up or shut up. and the attorney general and the fbi boss are not on the same page. donald trump wrapped up a speech in phoenix. and we start with edhenry with the latest on the fbi investigation. >> reporter: eyebrows were raised about political interferrance when bill clinton hopped on the plane with attorney general lowerita lynch. and there are new questions on whether the department of justice is trying to protect clinton. they tried to stop director james comey from informing congress he will igniting the investigation. warning that he had commented on an ongoing probe and taking action that could influence the e