greg gutfeld is here looking handsome as ever. >> i do.n's fashion. he's complaining he can prepare for his trial without cucumbers and adhd medication. do you feel any sympathy? >> why do you need your attention deficit meds in prison. i don't want to pay attention to anything. this is the first i heard about the diary. he leaked the diary? that's kind of disgusting. >> the guy who stole billions of dollars is a bad guy? >> this is the last straw for me. leaking diary stuff, that's bad. he's a freak. i say execute him. >> jesse: execute him without trial. >> execute him with love. >> jesse: that's your pickup line. the running of the bulls has been a tradition in spain since the early 14th century. that is the 1300s for you, greg. each year someone gets impaled by a horn and violently thrust onto the cobblestones. why? i found out it's a religious ceremony and it happened again. >> yeah. >> jesse: a lot of america wishes that was you. >> if that's a religious ceremony. you've got to admit it's more fun than baptism. >> jesse: baptism by h

now we're putting in place an operation to deal with the sex workers. >> martha: greg gutfeld is herehost of "gutfeld" and the author of the new book "the king of late night." congratulations. >> thank you, a pleasure always. >> martha: what do you do think of mayor adams? he said i'm going to go down there, check this out, make sure what they're reporting in the "new york post" is accurate. >> did he have to? this is like one of the perks of being mayor. you can go anywhere you want at any time. i don't know in that solves the problem. when i was a kid, i had a paper route. i didn't hand out cards. here's the issue with this. i'm for decriminalization of legalization of sex work. this doesn't make it go away if you make it illegal. many people end up in bad areas. neighborhoods don't like it. if this is somehow connected to the trafficking from our border, that is a scary part, this is not -- this is not kind of -- this is a -- as he said a dirty unclean example of sex work. but you know, no one wants this in their neighborhood, but yet it exists forever and forever. the way you deal

greg gutfeld standing by will put a smile on your face. have a great night. ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> tyrus: all right, woo! what it is. i'm tyrus and i'm in for the little fellow. but he sent a clip of what he's been up to. check it out. ♪ ♪ we represent the lollipop guild, the lopy pop guild, the lollipop guild. >> tyrus: he was the tall one. as for me many of you heard i've retired from wrestling. it's okay, but i'll still choke slam anyone who asks for joe mackey's pronouns. but now that i'm retired, i can focus on other things, like my kids. or helping out around the house. cutting the grass. fixing the water heater. cleaning out the garage. maybe organize my closet. i might find a pair of long pants that actually fits. who knows, maybe i'll see more books and read more movies. yep. and i'll be home all the time. all the time. all the time. all. the. -- no, i know what i can do, i can solve world hunger. that would be easy for me, all i have to do is skip lunch. okay, maybe not. but i know one thing, i can bring this country togeth

recovering from being greg gutfeld. i have come a long way since my days as a humble prison guard. you might not have known that. tonight i would like to address all the moms and dads out there or anyone who hopes to be one some day. your children percy they are counting on you. he is so cute. american kids are in real trouble and i'm not just talking about hunter biden. it is something parents need to deal with asap. it is not that they are staying up late to watch the "gutfeld!" show although that could stunt their growth. look at greg burke a lot of people don't realize he was 6'3. but it is our schools. american schools are failing us. they are failing are kids, families and nation. in a recent interview in my show on america's newsroom weekdays from 9:00 until 11:00. former secretary of state condoleezza rice whose own story personifies what good education can do called it a national humiliation. for wants she wasn't talking about the haircut. what she meant was that if we keep going as we are, the great american e

greg gutfeld is here lookingndsa handsome as ever. >> i do mean he madoff is ino.ison awaiting trial because he leaked his ex-girlfriend's diary to the "new york times". >> who hasn't vegan fetterman fashion icons whining about prison food. he's complaining he can't prepare for his trial without his cucumbers and his adhd medication. >> dpreparo you feel any sympatr many now? an, do>>, the thing is why you need your attention deficit meds in prison? if anything, i would not want to have i don't want to pay attention to anything. i mean, i'm not preparing it overnight paper or anything like that. ththis is the first i heard about the diary. he leaked the diary, leaket i hd the diary? >> that's kind of disgusting. so you're saying the guy that stolat's kine billions of dolla? bad guy? >> this was the last straw, right? s i was okay with the theft. but, you know, leaking diary. that's bad. that's what. he's a freak. >> jy execut's a freake. >> execute him without trial, with love. execute. execute hie him withoum with. hw >> yes. that's your pick up line. next up,it.

greg gutfeld is currently the number one late-night show on television right all of television. sion as you are using it in a collection of episodes of gutfeld nightly at 10:00 p.m. i know you will put us as a brand-new book out. as required reading for everyone in america. that means we sold 330 million books. greg gutfeld are you regretting being here already? >> there was the short sleeve shirt you're very cold handled chairs. it's very cold, it's very cold. it's always a pleasure to sit across to me because i know you're not outside trying to steal stuff out of my car. brian: anymore i you have glass insurance i don't feel so bad. government is just waiting. [laughter] >> waiting for a windshield sounds like that country song by a mosquito. >> unit we have a morning show, right? expectant friends we can have a concert series on friday brickwork that is right that is right we get is a different guy not quite as sexy as myself. >> you cannot get sexy d.c. cut off his bullet? >> to get sexier or because? what's that little for him was a handicap set them so good-looking i need t

little bit about his personal life as well as his professional life. >> greg: there is pictures. >> brian: how we got on top. the gutfeldte night. buy a book wherever it is sold and pay the full price and buy more than one for goodness sakes, please. >> >> greg: please. i love you. >> brian: i wish you meant it. >> brian: that's gutfeld. watch him tonight coming up at 10:00. this story, chicago's mayor slaps two lawmakers with lawsuit blaming them for the city's soaring car theft is that really what the mayor should be focused on? not the thief but the car? that story, next. ♪ .] struck out with the cheap seats? important things aren't worth compromising. at farmers, we offer both quality insurance and great savings. (crowd cheers) here, take mine. (farmers mnemonic) lowe's knows that fall's shorter days... call for bigger deals. get the most out of your fall projects... by getting the most out of our deals now. and with lowe's pay, it's never been easier to shop at lowe's. labor day savings are here. in-store and online. we're traveling all across america talking to people about their hearts. ooh, take this exit. how's

greg gutfeld's going to make you smile right now. have a great night. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: there it is. hello, and welcome, welcome, welcome torques another episode in the series finale of america. i'm jimmy failla in for the incomparable greg gutfeld so please wish me luck. normally when you guest host the number one late night show in the country you have pretty big shoes to fill luckily in greg's case they're like a size three so we should be okay. i'm actually honored to be filling in for a guy who truly does have it all these days. he has two top tv shows, a best selling book, and if that weren't enough he's off tonight because he just landed a job as peter dink language's stunt double on gachl thrones. association i mean beening when you're hot you're hot. kidding he's starring in a mission impossible spinoff where the mission is to get something off the top shelf. [laughter] >> jimmy: i always take shots at him because he loves to take shots at my wardrobe and, to be honest, like he's totally right. i'm pretty sur

the great greg gutfeld is next to put a smile on your face. have a great night. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: here we go! all right! i wore a tie. welcome to the world's most dangerous show. and not just because of what i'm wearing under this. [laughter] >> greg: it's because this is the most honest thing you're going to hear on tv. this past weekend an la crowd of about 50 criminals decideded that nordstrom might be swedish for free stuff. roll it. the crowd ransacked the shop stealing a hundred grand worth of designer goods. wait a minute, this is not the right video. that's chicago from last week. that's the mob that looted a 7-11. i didn't think nordstrom sold beef jerky. can we roll the right one, please? go ahead. all right. so in la last week 50 criminals -- wait a second. that's not la either. that's philly. that's 100 kids took a wawa apart. that's the last time i let you guys smoke weed at the production meeting. let's try it again. so out in california -- for god's sake. who's working the video today? kilmeade? that's california b

recovering from being greg gutfeld. days as a humble prison guard.

greg gutfeld your thoughts on this gag order attempt or whatever they are calling it. >> greg: they wantpublic comments, is that the whole point of the trial? they are trying to limit his public comments, maybe they should limit his comments about the comments they want to limit about the comments. as for nancy pelosi saying this is a waste of time, you want to know what a waste of time was? think about that first impeachment for a phone call. it wasn't just a waste of time it was about when that waste of time took place. that was during the hearings for covid, that was a period of time we should have been looking at that instead we were looking at this because the media felt that fighting trump was more important than fighting this weird and strange disease that's coming out and killing a bunch of people. now they lowered the bar, they got to drink at it. they miss the good old days when there wasn't anybody fighting back, the good and bad part about trump's there is no off switch are going to have it no matter what. >> can i mention one thing about this? if doj is going to ask for this

let not your heart be troubled, greg gutfeld will put a smile on your face right now. have a great night. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> greg: all right! good, yes, fun. good times, good times! happy monday, everybody. so cnn did another stupid hilarious thing, and this time the punch line is not chris wallace. wow, tough crowd today, huh? i don't know if i want to continue this show. anyway, they introduced the world to the phrase neo pronoun. yeah, last saturday cnn published a guide to neo pronouns where they offer the preferred ones which are zaerand aeyer about as common as a pacific hunter biden wearing pants. they said neo pronouns should be respected as much as any other pronoun. i'm going out on a limb and saying you're [bleep] out of luck. the only people who take this crap serious are interns at cnn forced to interview idiots like you. they interviewed over dopes saying neo pronounce are a reflex of someone's identify i had the. i'll give them that if you're a loser, a nobody, or more specific terms, a bore, because only boring lazy people need a neo pronoun.

tim scott, ron desantis, greg gutfeld?probably ron desantis. >> brian: gutfeld will be there running for president. >> i'll have to look him up. >> brian: one request before you throw me off? you'll do it? can i hit the horn. >> absolutely. >> ainsley: to do. >> steve: how much can you rent that boat for? its rent me on the side. you did ask how much it is to rent, am i correct? looking into it for the rn rncainley has demanhattan mands. get the numbers and crunch it under the miscellaneous column. >> steve: you are talking about padding your expenses on tv? is that a good whied? >> brian: no, that is not a good idea. >> ainsley: you were everywhere, town square, straut restaurants, out with the water. i love the lady going to look up greg gutfeld, loved her. >> brian: right. that law enforcement officer, now retired was one of the first on the scene with the jeffrey dahmercase. >> steve: didn't see that coming. >> ainsley: did she tell you anything what that was like? >> steve: we don't want to know. >> ainsley: i think i

witness the incredible true story, greg gutfeld is "the won. - [applause] >> greg: i don't even know what happened at the end. but i'm sure it was funny because -- tyrus, i will go to the first. do you think -- okay. first, let me back up. the movie came out in 2009. now he is doing it right now. that he way too long? or does he have a point? >> tyrus: no, he has a book coming out, greg. what the hell? you got to sell some books. are not going to talk about the brother. it is a little suspicious that they have a 19 year conservatorship still on him. it sounds like his parents may have known gary coleman's parents. kid actors always get it back. but this is how stupid twitter is. >> greg: uh-huh. >> tyrus: sandra, give back the academy award because she acted out very well what was on the script why don't you go and -- after the writer. that was the person that maybe told a fake story. what is funny about this is i know quinn, the guy who played him in the movie. he does not live too far for me in louisiana. he came out -- you are clapping becaus

greg gutfeld's next. he'll put a smile on your face. have a great night. ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> greg: all right. happy thursday everybody. so you ever watch something that brings a special joy to your heart, even though you feel like you shouldn't like it, it's gross and dirty? like besides this show? well, a 7-11 in stock tock california almost became yet another victim of the wave of brazen thefts sweeping the country. gone are the days when shoplifting meant putting a snickers in your pocket then telling the cashier you're just glad to see them. >> tyrus: ew. >> greg: now shoplifting means shop lifting the whole store at once and humiliating you in the process. roll it. they're not going to do nothing. do you have insurance? do you have insurance. >> what? >> does he have insurance? >> yeah he got insurance. >> no. it hurts me. [bleep] [bleep]. >> ain't nothing you can do though. ain't nothing you can do. police, ain't nothing you can do until police come in. hey, hey, no, don't. hey, ain't nothing you can do, man. >> greg: infu

greg gutfeld will put a smile on your face. see you tomorrow. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: makes me sick! happy whatever day it is, everyone. so, talk about a spirited debate. eight people, different ages, backgrounds, talents, and that was just in my bedroom. eventually the swat team was able to corral kudlow. also, we had the first republican presidential debate, each of the candidates tried to show why they would do a better job as president than the absentee in chief. so how did they all do? the truth is the entire debate was driven by one indian guy. just like my uber today. >> a racist would say! >> greg: the fact you would even laugh at something like that says a lot about your taste in comedy. vivek certainly made his presence known. first of all his teeth are amazing. he makes donnie osmond look like johnny depp. but how weird was it that he was the focal point and not desantis. he became the catalyst for the most interesting discussions. he brought the fire, the ideas, and that tremendous forehead. yeah. you can sh

♪ ♪ >> greg: i am greg gutfeld with judge jeanine pirro jessica tarlov, charlie hurt and she paddle boardsa tongue depressor. dana perino. "the five." there is a brand-new tourist attraction in america that's all the rage but you might want to get your hepatitis shot first. local san francisco guide is offering a $30 doom loop walking tour of the city's most crime-ridden spots, letting people get a good whiff of the liberal policies that returned america's wealthiest city into a cesspool of open-air drug market and homeless encampments. while san fran's decay could be a boon to tourism, it's a death sentence to retailers. they are warning they might close for good after 166 years in business. >> our business is a business people love. but if you can get around and you're trying to walk the streets and you step over needles and human waste. often bodies on the streets it's unworkable. >> greg: if that wasn't enough human misery on display, how about philly where businesses are now being forced to set up booby-traps like hidden sprinklers to ward off drug addicts who keep scaring customers.

greg gutfeld is next. he has a smile to put on your face. ♪ >> greg: you've got it!eah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! happy tuesday, everybody! we'll get to the indictments and the bidens in the next block, but, first ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: yeah! it's true. it's true. in the summer, the news gets slower than aoc playing jeopardy. so let's talk about me. i just got my back waxed. shout-out to the yankee candle company. here's the before. i know. and here's the after. huh? not bad. thank you. those are my sisters. but why did i do this? it's to make myself more attractive, if that's even possible. but i wonder as i get better looking, what about everybody else? i believe it's time for: >> gutfeld's scientific institute presents, are people getting uglier? >> greg: so was our imagination overactive or are people becoming less attractive? it's something that i've noticed. go anywhere and you see how fitness has become fatness. moon while people take perfectly good hair and die it blue or purple where while others let themselves go. science is proving me self as proven by a f

." >> greg: i'm greg gutfeld along with jesse watters and she was >> greg: i'm greg gutfeld along withesse watters and she was barbie's stunt double, dana perino. "the five." >> greg: once again, the media wetting themselves with excitement over trump's third indictment, the orange menace getting hit with four new charges from the special counsel. this time, over questioning the outcome of the 2020 election. the case seems pretty filmsy but the talking heads claim it's worse than watergate, 9/11 and the civil war combined. >> it is one of if not the most significant case in the united states history. >> 9/11, 2001. usama bin laden and other terrorists hated our democracy tried to destroy it. donald trump, just like those other threats to american democracy, tried to destroy our system. >> this is the greatest political crime since succession. >> this has a chance of going to trial before the election and that's exactly what jack smith did. he knows what he's doing and he did it here. >> this case can be tried before the election. i don't see any reason why it shouldn't. >> the election

greg gutfeld's going to make you smile right now. [cheers and applause] >> jimmy: there it is. hello, and welcome, welcome, welcome torques another episode in the series finale of america. i'm jimmy failla in for the incomparable greg gutfeld so please wish me luck. normally when you guest host the number one late night show in

i'm greg gutfeld. i love you, america! >> trace: good evening. i'm trace gallagher. it is 11:00 p.m. in the east coast. and this is america's late news, "fox news @ night." and breaking tonight, it suddenly california wants to go after organized retail crime by arresting the robbers. accept with no cash bail, the robbers are] on the road. brand-new fox poll show when it comes to bidenomics, most americans are not buying with the president is selling. but we begin with yet another epicenter in the fight over parental rights. the virginia governor says the state's largest school district believes that when it comes to raising kids, the schools are better than the parents. ashley strohmier is live in the new york city news room with some very strong reaction on this. good evening. >> reporter: in a blistering statement virginia governor's office charged a northern virginia school system perpetuating "a fole's notion," for a child. this is because fairfax county schools say they will define a new state guidelines that require students to participate in activities consist

." >> greg: i'm greg gutfeld along with jesse watters and she was >> greg: i'm greg gutfeld along withs stunt double, dana perino. "the five." >> greg: once again, the media wetting themselves with excitement over trump's third indictment, the orange menace getting hit with four new charges from the special counsel. this time, over questioning the outcome of the 2020 election. the case seems pretty filmsy but the talking heads claim it's worse than watergate, 9/11 and the civil war combined. >> it is one of if not the

fox news at night with dreamy trace gallagher is next, i'm greg gutfeld, i love you america. >> trace: good evening i'm trace gallagher, it's 11:00 p.m. on the east coast, 8:00 here in los angeles and this is america's late news, fox news at night. and breaking tonight just hours after the california governor and los angeles mayor vowed to crack down on organized retail theft, a flash mob robbery suspect was arrested and released. gop heavy hitters in atlanta looking for a breakout moment ahead of the first presidential debate, but we begin with a legal setback for parents in new jersey when a judge rules that school districts do have the power to keep secrets from parents about their child's sexual assault. marianne rafferty is live with a fight that is escalating across the country. marianne good evening. >> reporter: good evening trace. in his opinion temporarily blocking rules j david f bowman says he hopes the state and school boards can negotiate in good faith and strike a balance between protecting transgender students and the rights of parents to bring up their kids. three sch

i'm dana perino along with shannon bream, greg gutfeld, jesse watters, and jeanine pirro. in is the five. former president donald trump arriving in the airport after his third criminal arraignment and trump pleading not guilty over the allegationings of trying to overturn the 2020 election and the former president denying any wrong doing and accusing special council jack smiths and engaging in "election interference". the spokesperson for tram's legal team sounding off outside the courthouse earlier. >> election interference at its finest against the leading candidate right now for president. for either party. president trump is under siege in a way we've never seen before. he's by somebody that can't be bought by washington and independly wealthy and given up his good life to fight for this country, and that frighten as lot of politician who is are career politicians unfortunate limit we have seen them try and tie up and me as a attorney, i've never seen this, tie up one individual who's a -- who's running a campaign in a campaign, running for office as president and in c

tim scott, ron desantis, greg gutfeld. >> probably ron desantis. >> brian: gutfeld will be there running borders. >> i will have to lo burdens. >> that's a milwaukee thing. keep in mind be back here for the rnc. as we look at it now guys, according to the "new york times" siena poll. trump 54. desantis 17. it could all change rapidly and we know the focus could change again thursday night as we watch the president on camp i can't get arraigned in georgia. little by little seeing the other three get arraigned too. i can't wait for a few hours from now because i talked to the moderators yesterday. they work at fox, they have the same i.d. telephone are more than yesterday for the big show. >> steve: we have got one of the moderators going to be on our show this morning. coming up bret baier as you can see right there next to winsome sears, lt. governor of the commonwealth of virginia. also mike huckabee. >> ainsley: we have kayleigh mcenany, we have pete pete hegseth and stuart varney and greg gutfeld as we have learned will not be on the stage. >> steve: brilliant. >> ainsley: that was so

yappy, right, greg? gutfeld yes, exactly. sell it to katticke and sugar. >> yeah we think it sugar cat as influencer. have >> have you ever thought y about having like flash mob where you give away free appliances? m worr >>ie i know i'm actually a little worried about the charges because i say, look, go a lot. >> yes. what if i gei t chargesad incitg a riot? >> the thing is, is nobody ever really has that reaction to me. . yeah, i don'h t i don't know. s this was crazy to watch. com it was insane to watch from the comfort of my couch. fortbut i think that when we tan about this going back to the 7-eleven thing, very rarely do we hear people mentionarel the t that he actually was threatening to shoot them. yeah. which to mto shoott them, e thay key part of the story. yeah. he was constantly moving hand back there. he was basically telling him, you better not do anything. tha >> i'm going to blow you away. that's the point. yeah. yeah, that's re tryin the they're trying to make people not fight back. >> yeah. did you. did you

greg gutfeld i know you're thrilled about this. illed ab.my one hour fox news stand upcoy comedy special is taping friday night, october 13th at the paramount in huntingtonisla new york on long island, a great theater. paramount is a hot venuea greatc okay. but if you come out like you can't like will smith, me and storm the stagsmith mee, not seaworld, you can't touch the animals. you know what i mean? know what ?and can i just add t? because everyone always does that because of will smith. now they're like, yeah, dude, are you worrieth.de ared about pulling a will smith and storming the stage? i'm like, bro, i'm a fox news radiing o. >> 99% of my fans are armed, you know what i'm saying? like, you storm on that stage,ea i'm worried about you, boo. but friday night , october 13th, i need. i need you there, man. come on. it's the big one. noout you.but , big deal for me. oh, you guys. greg: y yeah. you have an hour special. thate an hecial th means after , you're going to actually have to write some material. >> not imagine. notually w more

jesse watters, and greg gutfeld. his 5:00 and new york city. and this is "the five." news alert. donald trump says he expects to be indicted again by special counsel jack smith. just moments ago, the former president writing on true social lives. i hear that deranged jack smith in order to interfere with the presidential election of 2024 will be putting out yet another fake indictment of your a favorite president, me, at 5:00 p.m. provided and they do this 2.5 years ago? why did they wait so long? they wanted to put it right in the middle of my campaign. prosecutorial misconduct." a grand jury who will decide whether or not to indict trump over election interference, they met earlier today. he's outside the d.c. court house where they ran meeting. can you give us your report? what did you see? >> good afternoon. obviously, that truth social post was made by the former president at 4:41. being that there was going to be this 5:00 news. we have not yet yet. all day long about whether or not we could see indictments come. security around this courthouse did pick up your

gutfeld? >> grego that means in about six minutes, do you know where i'm going to be. so, whatever. >> dana: what are you having for dinner? >> greg: i don't know. there's a place down the corner called the soho diner that now makes pigs in a blanket. i ordered a bunch of pigs in a blanket. >> judge jeanine: you are a slob. >> greg: my only prediction is that i won't remember much of this. >> harold: desantis has the most to gain and haley and scott i think it could be an opening for them. one more thing is up next. ♪ people always told me ♪ be careful what you do ♪ don't go around breaking youni girl's hearts.th network. (ella) we get more control of production, efficiencies, and greater agility. (jen) that's enterprise intelligence. (vo) it's your vision, it's your verizon. we set out to identify the root causes that are behind students academic challenges. one of the things we found is that many students who struggle are missing. important foundational knowledge. learning is a sequential process. i

wh ply the great greg gutfeld is up next to put a smile on your face. haves next a great week. all right. ah ha ha ha ha.welcom i wore a tie. ause >> welcome to the world's most dangerous show. and not just because ofr what i'm wearing under this. thn >> it's because this is the most honest thing you're going to hear on t v. this past weekend, an l.a. crowd of about 50 criminals decided that nordstrom might be swedish forthat b stuff roll the crowd ransacked the shop, stealing 100 grand worth of designer goods. wait a minute. this is not the right video. that's chicago from last chicag that's the mob that looted a 7-eleven. i didn't think nordstrom sold beef jerky . can we roll the right one, ahe please? go ahead. alt. condd. so in l.a. last week, 50. wait a second. that's notthat's n l l.a. eithe. that's philly. that's hundred kids took a wawa apart. that's the last time i i. >> you guys smoke weed at the production meeting? let's try it again. . so, out in california, for god's sake, who's working the video today? kill me. that'stoday? california. but it's from glendale. last

>> greg gutfeld a lot to do with that, actually. i think he's divided the nation more than almost anyone. >> i'm gla that.d you're bringig about down time somebody katon i've been saying this privately . >> yeah but we just say craig butterfield. remember when all the late nighcrai>> waltet hosts agreed n gregg came along and gave another perspectivighte? anothe >> yes. america has never recovered from that. >> but, you know, i was sitting here trying to think, can i find something fin nice to say about president biden? you know, what could it be in o the spirit of healing? >> and i thought i thinkf d the thing i admire most about him is that he insists on walking upright. >> you know, he's at an agee he and he's in a kind of shape where he could easily have a wheelchaira wh, a scooter wheelchair, one he could putflag a little flag on the bac ok, hae like a boombox on his lap playing, you know, the star-spangled bannerlap pl so his insistence on being a bipedal, upright human being,b despite all, you know, all the setbacks he's face

greg gutfeld standing by. he will put a smile on your face. eg: yes! yes! oh, my god, look at that! happy thursday, everybody. so what's going on? i know. not much, man. absolutely nothing when you think about it, which means it's time

in the meantime not let your heart be troubled greg gutfeld is next and he is guarantied to put a smilee. see you tomorrow. ♪ ♪ >> greg: look at him go he drank so much water. oh, yeah, happy monday everybody. you know that family from your old neighborhood tfamily that if you got into a fight with one of them you had to watch your back for the rest of them? the cops were always at their house, they didn't seem to work at all. you heard they stole stuff, they argued i

at greg gutfeld i don't who booked him i all try to make it work. first some serious stuff.ents. the republican presidential debate is there, for the indictment against a former president, famous faces popping up on mugshots

ever miss an episoutheast sewed of handy and in the meantime, let not your heart be troubled and greg gutfeld standing by to put a smile on your face. see you monday. ♪ gibbs it's friday. when it's friday, i'm already half in the bag. welcome tonight's game she's so southern she majored in the duke's of hazard. cohost of the bottom line, dagen mcdowell. liberals would love to put this clay in the kiln, cohost of the clay travis and fox show, clay travis. she's like a mannequin pail and sometimes her arms fall out, kat timpf. before we get to new stories, let's do this. i thought you were going to say up his ass. funnier. should have gone with his instincts. devastation in hawaii this week and i know, he's an awful man and rivera ramaswamy wanted rfk jr. as current presidential candidates spotted in public shirtless. all i can say is thank god she's not running. terrible. oh, lab away if you will. pennsylvania senator john fetter man looked unrecognizable in a recent selfie, which is an improvement. kamala harris trying yet another reshape of public image in the run up to 2024 in order to impr

. >> nikki haley, chris christie, jesse watters, mike pence, ron desantis, greg gutfeld's dad, vivekscott. >> senator scott were governor desantis. >> you think desantis? as long as it's not disney, right? why is everyone running for president? they think he's easy to be? >> i'm happy with the president we have. >> there's no way he's awake this late. >> i don't know what it is, he's like cleaning the lead. you say chris christie. >> stop it. [laughter] >> shots fired at desantis. the best to party? >> chris christie. >> a lot of people say that but i think he's got to bring a fake id, he's like 12. ♪ >> who looks like they throw a good party? >> i don't know really, let me go for the lady. >> you say nikki haley for the win she's from south carolina, she used to be the governor. if the party gets ready, she could probably get you out of trouble with the cops. you need one of those at the party. i know you like to get handcuffed and all but not that way, it's not good. >> if i want a wing man in tijuana, it's mike pence. does that make me weird? it does. panel is back. shannon brame,

greg gutfeld will put a smile on your face. [cheers and applause] >> greg: makes me sick! happy whatever day it is, everyone. so, talk about a spirited debate. eight people, different ages, backgrounds, talents, and that was just in my bedroom. eventually the swat team was able t

stay tuned, greg gutfeld will put a smile on your face. see you tomorrow. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: yes! happy wednesday, everybody! oh, what a great night, huh? so joe biden, merrick garland the doj and prosecutor jack smith just did something knob saw coming. they endorsed donald trump for president. hell, they might have even elected him outright. how else could you explain an indictment so lame and overtly political that it's guarantied to galvanize every trump voter like funnel cake at a stock car race. there's less meet on this indictment than a you are i can carcass in joy behar's trash can. stelter has a better chance of winning a wet t-shirt contest. don't bother reading it i can summit up for you. donald trump disagreed with the election outcome. oh, you thought there would be more? sorry, these are democrats, they don't have to work hard when the media gives them cover and yes there is a second part, to forget about the hunter and joe show. make news to conceal the real news. yes, the doj and jack smith apparently believe

emily, you are on a show every week that is a ground-breaking late night comedy show, greg gutfeld showes well resonates with viewerings in stark contrast to this podcast and on the stale comedy that led to their infam fame in the first place and it is rich and laughable. these podcasters are trying to raise money for writers. think about people who depend on this industry, caterers and driving services, breaking my heart as their businesses have gone down, some up to 100% and no discussion from these guys who love to see their face on tv all the time. a quote from a restaurant owner said, i'm hoping for the strike to end, they will make more money and come spend with us. so many people depend on this industry. >> as if they didn't go through enough in the pandemic, 40% of business closed in california, now they have to sell their homes. if they are able to hold on to them long enough to make a sale. >> exactly. these five guys are running re-runs while gutfeld remains original every night. i did the show last night, it was a blast. they are running re-runs from last year in the slots.

greg gutfeld standing by. he will put a smile on your face. have a great night. ♪ [cheers and applause] >> greg: yes! yes! oh, my god, look at that! happy thursday, everybody. so what's going on? i know. not much, man. absolutely nothing when you think about it, which means it's time time time time time time ♪ ♪ >> greg: yeah. did you ever wonder how local news becomes national? it napped montgomery, alabama. a city-owned river boat tried to dock in its designated spot along the water front but a pontoon boat was mored there they asked the pontoon owner to move but when they were asked to move the owners were happy about it at all and then this happened. mind you what you're about to see is disturbing. so if you have children in the room, punch them hard in the face as a diversion. >> get out the way! [screaming and yelling] >> greg: well, that's disgusting. appalling. and when i'm disgusted and appalled, i need to see more. oh, new angle. >> check the two guys in the water, make sure nobody drowns. >> hey, hey, hey! oh, my god! >> that hurts.

ever miss an episoutheast sewed of handy and in the meantime, let not your heart be troubled and greg gutfeld to put a smile on your face. see you monday. ♪ gibbs it's friday. when it's friday, i'm already half in the bag. welcome tonight's game she's so southern she majored in the duke's of hazard. cohost of th

i'm greg gutfeld. i love you, america. ♪ ♪ ( >> hi, i'm laura ingraham, this is "the ingraham angle" from washington tonight. the real co-conspirator, the focus of tonight's angle. >> going after him. >> thank you very much, this is a sad day. >> we just saw the former president being handed an umbrella by his co-conspirator. >> laura: that sums up perpetualing fraud upon the american public. they are not journalists, they are liberal hacks who don't like or trust the tens of millions of americans who voted for donald trump. of course they were not going to of coer what a former president of the united states was saying in his own defense, but we will. >> this is a very sad day for america and it was sad driving through washington, d.c. and seeing the filth and decay and all of the broken buildings and walls and graffiti. this is persecution of a political opponent. this was never supposed to happen in america. if you can't beat them, you persecute them or prosecute them. >> laura: shame on the media f

greg gutfeld's next. he'll put a smile on your face. ve a great night. ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> greg: all right. happy thursday everybody. so you ever watch something that brings a special joy to your heart, even though you feel like you shouldn't like it, it's gross and dirty? like besides this show? well, a 7-11 in stock tock california almost became yet another victim of the wave

let not your heart be troubled, greg gutfeld will put a smile on your face right now. ight. ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] ♪ >> greg: all right! good, yes, fun. good times, good times! happy monday, everybody. so cnn did another stupid hilarious thing, and this time the punch line is not chris wallace. wow, tough

bake pa taito too long what are you talking about. >> greg: they haven't shown any new pictures of her. >> tyrus: this is the bet they had gutfelds warm. >> greg: she's like a human hot water bottle. >> scott: you can microwave your hotdog right next to her. >> greg: throw just some craft cheese right on her and it just sticks. >> scott: i guess we know what you like now. >> greg: yes. all right. don't go away, we'll be right back. [cheers and applause] want luxury hair repair that doesn't cost $50? pantene's pro-vitamin formula repairs hair. as well as the leading luxury bonding treatment. for softness and resilience, without the price tag. if you know... you know it's pantene. (ella) fashion moves fast. setting trends is our business. we need to scale with customer demand... ...in real time. (jen) so we partner with verizon to take our operations to the next level. (marquis) with a custom private 5g network. (ella) with verizon business, we get more control of production, efficiencies, and greater agility. (marquis) so our customers get what they want, when they want it. (jen) it's not just a network. it's enterprise intellige