hilary marsden, with a "d." you know, sammie...e--we met someone who has friends named sammie and bernard. i'm bernard. who's been talking about us? your friend monica corbett. monica and, uh... ah, russ. we added them to our list because russ has a goodish sort of job. you aren't friendly with them? they're very polite, but, uh... they're not our sort. (goren) oh, i think that they want to be your sort. he wax--he waxes his eyebrows. he also copies your spray-on tan. [chuckles] detective, you outed him. he pays a lot of money for that tan. i hate my english pallor! russ is very smitten with bernard. he has a boy crush on him. oh, sammie thinks that everyone is madly in love with me. oh, i--i'm afraid to ask. has...something happened to russ and monica? oh, yes. they were abducted. and, uh...drugged. while their townhouse was being stripped. [gasps] are they...all right? monica's in a psychiatric ward, and russ died of a heroin overdose. so, no, they're not all right. how 'bout that database? the loft was rented to a screenwriter n

he is on the team to get hilary in the white house. we'll meet the virtual star in person next.elling true stories. >> jack, how old are you? >> nine. >> this is what 27 tons of marijuana looks like. (vo) with award winning documentaries that take you inside the headlines, way inside. (vo) from the underworld, to the world of privilege. >> everyone in michael jackson's life was out to use him. (vo) no one brings you more documentaries that are real, gripping, current. ♪ >> michael: we're still three years away from the next presidential election, but campai campaign season as already lifted off. a mixed bag of republicans hit up iowa over the weekend, including rick sanatorium, and ted cruz. and hillary clinton wasn't there in person, but missouri senator claire mccaskill was. she supported the obamas in '08 and made some pretty cold comments about the clintons back then, and continues to make comments like this. >> we have to have millions of people engaged and ready for what will be a pivotal race in america's history, and that is about getting everyone excited now, and what i

still with us to continue the discussion, hilary mann lefret, and kurt volker.l start with you in this particular segment. some of these rebel groups are assigned with al qaeda. they want to impose sharia law, is it in the united states best interest to help them. >> you have a regime that has killed a hundred thousand people. they have gone against their own population, that started off peacefully demanding change in the way the government was running the country. that has then been exploited by external groups. al qaeda groups, to provide arms, the regime has become radicalized, and you have seen iran and russia become directly involved as well. the only ones who are not involved are the ones that would support some sort of negotiated situation. that's where the u.s. and others missed the opportunity to be more involved in pushing for that kind of settlement. and should we still be trying to involve ourselves in syria, than these other groups tearing themselves apart will produce. >> and doesn't it make these groups more intractable? >> particularly as they ar

ready for hilary p.a.c. a major democratic donor is out there pushing for her. >> she's got a fundraiser coming up for her in november. >> that's right. she's returning here in november, hilary here with chelsea clinton and an event directed at millenials, voters important to barack obama, voting right issues to latinos, african-americans. she's hitting all the right buttons here. to watch this event it was interesting because she even -- her people were looking at who was in the audience. newsome was in there to watch the speech. shows she got the figures out there and the people out there looking at who she needs to contact, i think, for future run. >> clearly she's got a lot of women excited. forget the process of the first female president. however, women were excited in '08 and she lost that time to barack obama. is she taking a page out of the obama playbook this time? she's going after the millenials, trying to lay down her social media very early. >> absolutely. here's the difference. i talked to a l

they are hilarious. they teach me every day. i am starting to navigate. there is a lot to learn in terms of how to serve their needs. every day i am learning. they may give really funny. >> you talk about your grandmother. one of the things, the divorce rate was not as high as it is today. what would your grandparents say about the challenges of parenting? you did not plan for this. what would your grandparents say? >> she was always very forthright in a southern an amusing way. she would say, that is a fine dinner. that kind of sums it up. the take-home might be more complicated. maybe you have to leave it at the dinner. i have amazing, hilarious parents, but then not trying to shy away from why they are together or how life looks different in my family and his family or that family, even though it is so common now. it is part of the process. >> how much longer do you want this series to run? >> i think when we first started talking about it, we clearly saw three seasons. i think we would be intrigued by completing that vision. i am not sure beyond all t

if there were a big change soon of that some could stick to hilary. i think the longer hilary has been out of the administration the less blame. she's up 50 points in the primary. i think she's in a strong position in the primarily and elections. i don't think benghazi is a big deal for her. >> i want to talk about boobies with you. >> he gets benghazi and i get boobies? >> fair enough. >> the u.s. appeals court ruled this bracelet which says i heart boobies, keep a breast is not lewd and can therefore not be banned from pennsylvania schools. the teens involved testified they were trying to raise awareness of breast cancer in their schools and sued when they were suspended. i mean, i think that the people with the boobies in this are the authorities that try to ban them. this is young teenagers doing a good thing. >> you think the kids running around in high school saying i love boobies are saying it for breast cancer awareness? >> i think humor is the best way to get kids to do something, and i think they were making a good point. >> i don't like the

with the tweet have you slapped hilary?on. she likes to shoot too. and they would go, oh, my god, she likes to shoot too. >> but the left wouldn't like that. >> but we know. shhh. >> stephanie: billy from texas. did you get your check for this phone call yet? >> caller: my check? >> stephanie: do you get a check per show? >> caller: did you send me a check? >> stephanie: no, no, the right-wing organization. all right. go ahead, what was your point. >> caller: well, you are talking about trayvon martin again. trayvon martin was killed precisely because of the kind of hate you fomeant on your show. >> stephanie: the kind of hate towards -- >> white people. >> stephanie: i'm a white person. >> caller: i know you are. >> why am i hitting myself? >> caller: trayvon felt em-boldened by that kind of hate. he punched zimmerman in the face and started a fight with him -- >> stephanie: so you are fairly certain that trayvon martin listened to me -- >> caller: i don't know who listens to you, stephanie, but i do. >> you do. >> stephan

by the way i have seen this picture of mitch mcconnell it is hilarious.ld troubling signs for mitch mcconnell. a ppppoll, allison, lund - -- -- grimeses leads. when reached for comment, he said -- [ turtle moaning ] >> stephanie: oh, we're sorry. we're sorry, senator. sorry. we'll come back later. >> oooooooooh. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: he is also -- well, and he is also getting tee bagged. he is getting a tea party challenger as well. >> after 30 years in washington mitch mcconnell no longer represents what we believe here in kentucky. >> were there sounds -- >> stephanie: well, mitch mcconnell replied, yeah, he said -- well, i was actually looking for the real one, but either one. >> i think all of you know i love a good campaign and i think we'll have one. >> stephanie: i'm sorry are you guys done yet? [ turtle moaning ] >> stephanie: all right. >> she just did her eye roll. oh, my god that's historical. >> stephanie: i did not know turtles made a sound when they had sex. that is weird. >> or that they could roll their eyes in disgust. >> stephanie:

this is a bike race, and pretty hilarious, and video from channel 2 in norway.big deal of the bike race, and 75 competitors, and so there is a camera crew out there, and this guy out here is having a little bit of a leg cramp. a reporter out there with the mic microphone is saying, what is wrong, buddy? >> oh, no. >> if you know anything about leg cramps, you can have them creep up, and the slightest movement can creep back. and it is like, boom. >> and i feel bad about laughing, but look at this. >> he fell into the lawn chair. >> and then into the lawn chair. >> i thought he was attacking the reporter. >> stand up, and finished the race and got rid of the cramps, and finish ed 43rd in his class >> finished is the most important part. >>> there is a bear who is fond of takeout food. we found this at jukin video. he does not just go in, but he uses this dumpster like a shopping cart. july 31st at almost 1:00 in the morning. i recently showed you this video, and knnotice the date again. about 24 hours later, the bear is back. yeah, we wondered if this is somebody

hilary clintonÑi was awarded american bar association highest citation.of the nation lawyers applauding what was described as her service to the cause of justic justice. clinton a former lawyer senator the and secretary of state used the occasion to denouns the u.s. supreme court recent decision that struck a blow to the historic 1965 voting rights ac act. she believes that will limit assets for people of color and the poor. >> citizens will be disenfranchised. victimized by the law and instead of served bit and that progress that historical progress to more perfect union will go backwards instead of forward. >> clinton says this is the first in a series of speeches on what she views as crucial issues restoring faith in government. which increases speculation she may laying the ground work for 2016 presidential run while she's not talking about it her supporters certainly are. in iowa they recently held a forum called madam president. andrew a steel is the founder of the merge america which trains women to run for office. she's worked with hilary clinton

and it's very often hilarious mostly because it's happening to someone else like this. i don't like why they're on the radio. and. yeah when the guy said oh ok. people love russia nonchalance when faced with calamity all seriousness aside just think of all of the comedy missing from the internet oppression dash cams are made illegal because what makes it so uniquely russian isn't just what's happening on this side of the dashboard but the reaction inside the car but yet when we are playing here and with the sound up i want to learn the russian word for holding. that. in. fact the russian reaction seemed so laid back it's beyond parodies on russian television according to automotive journalist alexander pickle nko these little cameras are now a part of the culture judging by the survey that we conducted of the forty million drivers in this country every ninth one has a video recorder cording to legal experts were slang cannot have it any lawmaker wants to pass legislation preventing provocative video from being posted online whether for privacy or decency he is going to

bruce: going back to 1992, an unsuspecting hilary was about to fight another battle. is it full of meccano? - yes, it's the number-six set. - yes. it was around 76 years ago, - in 1916. - 1916?! that memorable recording of the young boy with the meccano set was sort of all my nightmares put together. i had this really young child to interview who i thought would know nothing. and of course he knew everything! so every fact i came out with, he sort of countered with a backhand slice. the history of meccano goes back actually quite a lot further than 19-- - 1901. - that's right! that's when he started producing meccano. and this tennis match went on. and it was always my ball that ended up in the net. it was-- it was completely priceless. watching the clip again, it does seem to have a quite quaint sense of comedy to it. it's almost like a bit of a pastiche of the "antiques roadshow" because i seem to come out with a lot of facts and dates and so on, which i probably wouldn't have known two days before. and almost certainly wouldn't have remembered two days afterwards.

he's a hilarious actor and a member of the lonely island. andy samberg is back on the show! "the spectacular now," shailene woodley is here. [ cheers and applause ] she's a pal, too. love her. and then we have this couple. they just finished a cross-country trip over the years where they visited every state capital in the country. such a cute couple. marcine and nita lou webb are stopping by on the show. [ cheers and applause ] they're adorably cute. interesting. and we have great music from new order tonight. they're on the show! [ cheers and applause ] new order's here! >> steve: man! >> jimmy: hey, guys, it's time for "late night hashtags." here we go. ♪ hashtags hashtags hashtags, hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: you guys are on twitter, right? [ cheers ] it's fun. well, we use -- we use twitter on our show every single week. so, if you watch our show and you want to play along with this game, we do this thing every wednesday night, where i send out a hashtag and we ask you guys to tweet out things based on that topic. so, because i just became a dad and i'm scared of messi

hilary isn't that tall, but i don't think our first female president is going to be 6'2". >> stephanie our friends here at nom sings praises of rush's anti-gay law. >> it just gets worse, and i'm just glad we have so much time before the games. if this was happening tomorrow, the corporate sponsors would put their heads down and not do anything. and it gets worse and worse -- if you look at what the lasses. andy cohen for example, the guy from bravo, he was scheduled to be hosting miss universe, which will be taking place in moscow, and he just pulled out of it for fear of his own life. [ inaudible ] came out of the closet on an evening broadcast, and was fired, and said he cannot come out and say that this guy watching in russia is no different than anybody else. this is the same kind of thoughts and boll loney that they have put in the heads of different african nations, and it's no less frightening, and we need to be using the attention that the olympics is going to bring to -- to raise attention here. >> stephanie: yeah. >> it's not just about gay people. >> stephanie: yeah, well,

we have all seen sign twirlers, and this guy thought it was hilarious. >> this guy is the best sign holder i have ever seen. >> the best part of this video is not what we're seeing, it's what we're hearing. >> i'm going to clap for you. he is doing olympic level tricks. >> what is happening? >> i'm going to try to get him to wave? over here, bro! your stuff is on point. >> i bet after you spent an afternoon on the street, it was nice to get positive feedback. >> why does no one appreciate him but me. >> why does no one appreciate him but me. >> that's our show. -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com your sleep number setting. it will give you the soundest sleep you've ever had. it's a bed so intuitive it even knows you by name. now it's easier than ever to experience deep, restful sleep with our advanced dualair technology you'll only find in a sleep number bed. at the simple touch of a button, the sleep number mattress adjusts to your ideal level of comfort and support, with exceptional pressure relief on each side. experience the newest innovation from sleep number: the only bed that know

if you have a spaceship and are looking for a hilarious astronaut with an irregular heartbeat and $30i'm prepared to leave as soon as tomorrow. >> [sighs] >> i wrote that yesterday. i will not be taking questions. >> ugh!

(vo) only on current tv. >> she gets the comedians laughing... >> that's hilarious!thinking. >> okay, so there's wiggle-room in the ten commandments is what you're telling me. >> she's joy behar. >> and current will let me say anything. >> only on current tv. >> bill: 12 minutes before the top of the hour. we're almost there to the weekend. and what a way to go here with stan collender from corvis communications. talking about the economy in general. propelled by the new numbers for july that came out adding 162,000 new jobs. this is like 30 some months where it has been positive job growth. >> we'll take it. you remember when we were down? >> bill: i sure do. >> when every day the only question was how many hundreds of points would the dow drop that day? things are not as good as we would like but they're much better than they used to be. >> bill: taking your calls at 1-866-55-press. before we move on, peter. >> quick story because our friends at the charleston post and courier in south carolina are reporting that lindsey graham will have a challenge from nancy mace

and isn't it hilarious that corporations are considered human beings. how insane is that?olf pac is fighting against it. right here in california our state leaders right here, allison here in studio. it's great to have you here. i founded wolf pac and i know a lot of people who are part of wolf pac, who listen to "the young turks" or watch "the young turks" online or interrupt, you didn't. how did you find wolf pacs? >> i was doing research online about politics, and i came across wolf pac.com. i read the plans you have, and it made sense to me, so i signed up as a volunteer. >> i didn't like to hear that you don't watch "the young turks." but did you go through all the different plans and say, this makes the most sense. >> yeah, i did. i had actually looked into other groups, i started working with other groups, but when i came across wolf pac's plan it was the most logical plan to being able to achieve what we want. >> cenk: tell me what you do in your every day job. >> i teach high school. >> cenk: why, if you're teaching high school, how did you get motivated to solve

>> that's hilarious. >> ... and the thinkers thinking. >> okay, so there is wiggle room in the ten commandmentsis what you're telling me. >> she's joy behar. >> ya, i consider you jew-talian. >> okay, whatever you want. >> who plays kafka? >> who saw kafka? >> who ever saw kafka? >> (laughter). >> asking the tough questions. >> chris brown, i mean you wouldn't let one of your daughters go out with him. >> absolutely not. >> you would rather deal with ahmadinejad then me? >> absolutely! >> (singing) >> i take lipitor, thats it. >> are you improving your lips? >> (laughter). >> when she's talking, you never know where the conversation is going to go. >> it looks like anthony wiener is throwing his hat in the ring. >> his what in the ring? >> his hat. >> always outspoken, joy behar. >> and the best part is that current will let me say anything. what the hell were they thinking? >> only on current tv. [ ♪ music ] >> michael: with congress on summer vacation the g.o.p. is finally getting it's act in together. the republicans are falling in line. they're behind strong leaders that espouse a clear mes

we have all seen sign twirlers, and this guy thought it was hilarious. >> this guy is the best sign holderever seen. >> the best part of this video is not what we're seeing, it's what we're hearing. >> i'm going to clap for you. he is doing olympic level tricks. >> what is happening? >> i'm going to try to get him to wave? over here, bro! your stuff is on point. >> i bet after you spent an afternoon on the street, it was nice to get positive feedback. >> why does no one appreciate him but me. >> why does no one appreciate him but me. >> that's our show. captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com - when you smoke, addictive ingredients like nicotine pull you in. every day, over 1200 people die from smoking-related diseases. don't sink deeper into addiction. pull yourself out! >>> hi, everyone. i'm beth troutman. we have great videos and the stories behind them "right this minute." >> two camera angles reveal what forced the driver into on coming traffic. how one bad move lead to a six-car pile up. >> kids are psyched about the parachute jump, but he's coming in a little hot. the countdown to the

. >>> hilary clinton will be in san francisco tomorrow for the bar medal of the association which is the highest honor. >>> not a bad way to spend a sunday. take a look. president obama played a round of golf at martha's vineyard. they arrived on the island for vacation and plan to stay there for a week. >>> the new veteran wheels he got today and the first place he wants to ride. >> it's a nuisance to others. >> we'll pinpoint the outlook of the forecast here soon. ,,,,,, tens of thousands of visitoo san francisco each year.. and while it' >>> outside lands is wrapping up tonight. the festival attracts 10 of thousands of people. >> the appeal is 65,000 people a day at golden gate park for the concerts. >> it's an amazing time in the park with all thimusic. it's so good. >> the price? $250. paul mccartney was a sell out crowd. he had people in tears. >> friday night it took me almost an hour-and-a-half. >> some people complain about the foot traffic. >> we understand there is an impact to this event and we are doing everything we can to mitigate that impact. >> i'm sure this is a mat

doing it with carlos because he was a big donor to our campaign and we'll buy the phones from him and hilary is in on it because she said nobody cares and lois lerner will take the fifth. we don't have to worry about it getting out of hand and i think the xpayers don't care. they elected us and how do we know differently. >> can you hear me now? >> juan, it is deceptive for you to say it is not tax dollars. it is a tax. >> how is it a tax johnathon. >> you may a monthly union versal service tax, juan. >> that's not emposed by the government. >> hold on. the phone company as part of the regulatory. >> it part of the governme and not your responsibility to service anyone else's need. if they want a phone have them pay for it themselves. technology made is almost fro for anyone. goggle and mobile phones are cheap. >> juan you are so angry at the 54 in this country. (talking all at once) >> that is not a fair comment. >> john thon, you don't realize it is written in the constitution. everybody gets a fro phone. you haven't read the constitution lately? >> pull up the full screenf the fcc comment

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so i saw that list and thought everybody thinks hilary is a shoe in, but i wouldn't be so sure. >> this example of how fighting the banks is not political suicide. you see what i'm saying. she has now captured the attention of the american people, and if she does decide to run, she might have a pretty good chance because people are behind her. >> fighting the banks is suicide if you are at a low level. if you are trying to be a congressman from idaho, they are going to bulldoze you. and you are not going to be able to compete in the media. but once you have gotten as big and elizabeth warren, well, when you do a presidential primary run or presidential general election, then the ads matter less. that's when she gets so much free media, and does going against the corrupt banks work politically? of course, but people don't want to jeopardize their money, right? but it's definitely possible. >> there's this crazy narrative that the tea party was formed to right obama. no it was formed because of the way the banked screwed us over. so she could get that action going if she plays it right. >

he's hilarious and the information is pertinent to the entire police district a that's central to thank you captain on behalf of our members and the industry commissioners thank you four what i do >> thank you (clapping) good evening commissioners. >> good evening captain tom. i brought oh, about 8 of our seniors i want them to stand up and applaud. thank you four protecting and taking care of of our most vulnerable population in chinatown but one of our most valuable assets. thank you very much for bringing our officers to have tea and most important to be their friends. we acknowledge that the chinese elderly who don't speak english are solemnly reporting crimes. we have a lot of staff, you know, and volunteers that will help them dot reporting and interpret for them and make sure they're not victims. the blessing scam one of the victims came to the hefrltd for the elderly and we called an interpreter and went to the court to make sure that the case was thoroughly heard. unfortunately those cases are very, very difficult to prosecute so our females in china town in san francisco are c

as john said, follows hilary clinton, i have big heels to fill. you for your work in san francisco. the city has a great person to run this city. finally i have to thank kathy. cameie brought in an incredible amount of enthusiasm and hard work to the office. most of all tammy cares about the district and never stops thinking about how to make it a place to want to live there. thank you. with that, i'm excited to work with the members of the board, the mayor and the rest of our residents and family to make this a great city. [ applause ] . >> we have two moments for any questions from people, otherwise we can go and get the work of the city done. thank you. [ applause ] .

>> that's hilarious. >> ... and the thinkers thinking. >> okay, so there is wiggle room in the ten commandments is what you're telling me. >> she's joy behar. >> ya, i consider you jew-talian. >> okay, whatever you want. >> who plays kafka? >> who saw kafka? >> who ever saw kafka? >> (laughter). >> asking the tough questions. >> chris brown, i mean you wouldn't let one of your daughters go out with him. >> absolutely not. >> you would rather deal with ahmadinejad then me? >> absolutely! >> (singing) >> i take lipitor, thats it. >> are you improving your lips? >> (laughter). >> when she's talking, you never know where the conversation is going to go. >> it looks like anthony wiener is throwing his hat in the ring. >> his what in the ring? >> his hat. >> always outspoken, joy behar. >> and the best part is that current will let me say anything. what the hell were they thinking? >> only on current tv. >> day turns to night. night turns to day. years turn into eternity. i knew nobody cared about me. that my family didn't care. even on holidays, christmas was more traumatic because i never got to sp

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our first guest, though, this evening is hilarious in everything he does.coming out, the one and only steve carell is here! [ cheers and applause ] i love that guy. plus, she's a great actress. her new movie, "the call," opens this friday. abigail breslin is back on the show. [ cheers and applause ] and as i said, we will have music from the great justin timberlake! [ cheers and applause ] fantastic. so fun. have you guys ever wondered what celebrities are whispering to each other when they're on the red carpet or at press conferences? we have too. and that's why we sent our entertainment correspondent from the u.k., mr. peggy hess, with his highly sensitive microphones to get to the bottom of it. that's right, it's time for "celebrity whispers." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> celebrity whispers. >> jimmy: hello. i'm peggy hess and welcome to "celebrity whispers." ssshh. [ camera shutters ] >> your beard looks really nice tonight. >> it's scratchy. that's the only thing. it's very scratchy. >> it can't be that bad. >> no, it is. here, feel it. [ laughter ] wh

just show up. >> both are hilarious.7 years they're going their separate ways. some things aren't meant to be. and "us" magazine. clint eastwood, 83, separated from dina eastwood, 17 years of marriage. dina confirms to us weekly. former tv news reporter. she is 48. he is 83. she and eastwood remain close. they have been living separately for some time. married back in 1996. one daughter together. 16-year-old morgan. eastwood is dad to seven other kids. though he has been married one other time. >> uh-huh. >> yeah, 17 years. >> i know -- you know what? we were talking about this yesterday. another hollywood great, michael douglas rumors are separating from his wife of i don't know how many years, catherine zeta-jones, something in the hollywood water? >> going to have to go -- who is going to go against clint eastwood. i want my money. i want it now. >> he will bring a chair and talk to the chair. >> he'll always be remembered for the chair. did all that great stuff but the chair will never go away. >> dirty hairy, what's

>> that's hilarious. >> ... and the thinkers thinking. >> okay, so there is wiggle room in the ten commandments is what you're telling me. >> she's joy behar. >> ya, i consider you jew-talian. >> okay, whatever you want. >> who plays kafka? >> who saw kafka? >> who ever saw kafka? >> (laughter). >> asking the tough questions. >> chris brown, i mean you wouldn't let one of your daughters go out with him. >> absolutely not. >> you would rather deal with ahmadinejad then me? >> absolutely! >> (singing) >> i take lipitor, thats it. >> are you improving your lips? >> (laughter). >> when she's talking, you never know where the conversation is going to go. >> it looks like anthony wiener is throwing his hat in the ring. >> his what in the ring? >> his hat. >> always outspoken, joy behar. >> and the best part is that current will let me say anything. what the hell were they thinking? >> only on current tv. (vo) later tonight, current tv is the place for compelling true stories. >> jack, how old are you? >> nine. >> this is what 27 tons of marijuana looks like. (vo) with award winning documentaries that

who is behind -- >> it is hilarious. it has nothing to do with me. fake person who is always angry at everything. >> and they seem to love to use a lot of language. >> you can't read it all on air. >> i can. where the f is this baby. just spoke to the royal baby. it wants to tell you you are unloved and you should f-ing die . and you know who the people are that are doing this. >> i do her. i knew when they were starting it, they pulled my picture and i said that was fine. it has honestly been hilarious. i have a lot of people now who refer to me as turkel rage. a lot of people think that is my real twitter account. but that's not me. i am not angry all the time. looked i lock -- when i at it, but she must be behind it. >> now. it is very clever and angry. >> you want to tell us who is doing it? >> no, it's a secret. rage.t go into a i get worked up and i am passionate about the news and politics, but i am not like that. >> how we -- how do we know when you're being passionate? >> a comes across in my writing. again, i don't use that sort of language

he thinks it's hilarious.l for the national anthem. and he tells the jumbotron guy, hey, put it on kershaw right here. i'm like oh, that's probably what they do to the new guy. so i see my face on jumbotron. then they screen right to my back and i've got this big schmidt 29 jersey on. good welcome to the big leagues moment for me for sure. >> jimmy: and now you're wearing your own clothes. >> i am. >> jimmy: you stick to your own? you're from an accomplished family. and typically when we have an athlete on the show their family has a background in sports. yours, in astronomy. >> yes. >> jimmy: and i think this is -- what did your uncle discover? >> well, you know, jim, i'm really glad you brought this up. [ laughter ] this is something that's been just a huge problem in the kershaw tombaugh side of the family for a couple of years now. my great uncle discovered pluto. i know that sounds like a joke when it comes out. but it's true. >> jimmy: tombaugh. >> great uncle. discovered pluto. they took it away from us

. >> take your quilt and hilarious comic somewhere else, sir. yes, boo boo's first drag show. special time in a young girl's life. see, there she is with momma jude. oh, no way. there's momma. >> so they were taking pictures of everyone and signing autographs. >> good for honey boo boo. honey boo boo's getting exposed to all sorts of things. >> like fritters and fun and possibly man junk if the duct tape doesn't hold. and oh, one other thing -- >> bingo! >> we miss you, annette. but yes, boo boo played drag queen bingo. it's just like regular bingo but with more balls. right? hello! >> they took out a tip jar and everyone started playing them, probably autographing them and donated all of the money to the charity event. >> good for her. >> yeah, that's awesome. and it proves that honey boo boo is not scared! what did we learn? boo boo's having fun and everyone loves drag queen bingo. >> having fun. i have been there. >> fun. >> "tmz," we enjoy hamburgers and cross dressing. >> so pretty! >> what's happening? >> oh, not much. at l.a.x., actor in "friday," a role people seem to

now, according to the photographer, the couple laughed this off, thought it was hilarious, and they were the ones who encouraged the photographer to upload the video to tell us more about the video, we have davey from point digital photography via skype "right this minute." i want to hear exactly what this couple said, just after the groom got hit in the face with the drone. >> very first thing that he said was, bride gave me a look of death like, what did you just do to my soon-to-be husband? he had scratches and everything calmed down, we cleaned up the blood on his head, but we continue two more hours of shooting with them. made a great video. i'm glad we can laugh at the most embarrassing moment of my professional career. >> what went wrong? >> i'm a professional videograph videographer, amateur aerial photographer pipe done the shot one time, wanted to make sure i had a smooth shot, but it didn't lift in enough and hit him in the head. people that use these things a lot say, fly for six months before you get it near people. >> were you surprised they were cool afterwards and wanted