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i know that there were commitments. but i'm worried that the budget analyst report shows there wasn't any progress. but i'm looking forward to that analysis and discussion in july. i also wanted to say that in my conversations with tom ducaney and others, i know everybody has to work together to expand the pie, but i worry some of the arts advocates in our neighborhood have said if we continue at a snail's pace of equalizing arts funding for more community based smaller lgbt women, people of color or ethnic organizations that we won't achieve anything close to cultural equity until 20 61. i'll be 100 years old by then and probably dead, but i'm just worried if we don't act now with a serious commitment like was made last year by your office and ms. schulman that we're not going to achieve equity until i'm dead ~. and i don't want to see that, i want to see us make much stronger steps towards that if we can. i'll just state that right now. thank you. >> okay. colleagues, any further questions or comments? mr. rose, can we

i know c.n.n. i miss n.b.c. and fox news have taken some knocks lately but the fact is i admire their commitment to cover all sides of the story just in case one of them happens to be accurate. that was funny but it's close and for the truth and i think. that's because when full attention and the mainstream media works side by side the joke is actually on you. at our team we have a different thread. because the news of the world just is not this funny i'm not laughing dammit i'm not. that. you guys have to the jokes will handle the mayor said that if. you like me you want your comedy news with some t. want you comedy news to be a bare fisted no holds barred fight to the dad. like a truth vampire fighting into the next of the corporate elite billionaire freaks while they're going. well that's what you get with my new show projected in night. i'm the bad. guy but i think corp mind. can do i'm the bank. all about money and i'm a nationally pick for a politician write the laws and regulations that. are coming up. he

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i know, for instance, cell phone robberies have been a big problem. by being able to keep better numbers and better records, i can tell you that this year a lot through the awareness and maybe through the new apple phone having a co-switch on it which all phones should have, instead of robberies being involved way up and a cell phone being involved in two out of three robberies, now cell phones are only involved in about 4 to 5% of the robberies and robberies in san francisco are down double figures. so, we can be conversant in these numbers in sort of a very see spot run kind of way that the average person can take it in and, again, it all goes to everybody knowing that we're working hard to make the city safer, but it's how people feel that will really dictate if we're doing it right. >> and then i also just wanted to give you and your staff props for significantly reducing bicycle thefts, and especially deputy chief officer [speaker not understood] for amazing work that's catching on for many other jurisdictions, too. but thank you so much for the g

i do know how the greeks are. s that i think may be a better angle is for us just to buy the bank's position. so if we just signed a deal to buy the bank's position at $240,000, the economics are the same for you, but they put us in a little better spot, and i want the leverage to have the ability to get something back. when the original borrower took out a loan against the warehouse, he pledged additional pieces of property other than the warehouse as part of the loan. the loan is now in default, and the bank is foreclosing, so when i buy the bank note, i'm not only gonna get the warehouse as collateral, but i'm going to get other pieces of property as collateral as well. my plan is to liquidate those other pieces of property, which will lower my investment from $240,000 to $140,000. >> you are 100% correct. >> do you understand? >> you should. you should! >> to me, the net result is the same. >> yeah. >> to me a note sale is actually an easier deal, and i have no problem with that. if you could do 240,000 for the

i know there is that effort on your part and staff to try. i really appreciate it quite a bit. >> thank you, the support that we get from your offices sometimes working through this makes it beneficial. we appreciate that as well. a final example. i believe this is in the planning phase right now, but similar improvements along 24th street in the mission where there is a lot of pedestrian volume, a very narrow sidewalk and great desire from that neighborhood to make improvements in other way where we are partnering to get those improvements in the ground. so in terms of just to wrap up , in terms of the next steps, this bounty of vision zero project is giving us a lot of opportunity for more coordination assuming that the general obligation bond gets to the ballot and succeeds in november we'll have more of this project and will proceed with coordination. the more we get, the better we get, the more systemic that coordination becomes with our agency and with dpw and planning and other partners. we are working with transportation authority on t

i don't know what i'll tell him. i don't know. maybe i'll tell him the truth. i don't know. if the consequences are that he can't forgive me and he doesn't want to be with me, then that's something i have to live with. >> coming up -- >> i'm going to visit with my mommy. >> jessica styx gets a visit from home. >> you have writing on your arms? >> they're tattoos. >> jessica! >> i know. is, and definitely th. so if you're looking to buy a car, don't wait because the savings have already begun. just make sure before you buy to go to truecar.com or use the truecar app for guaranteed savings. happy fourth of july. woman: what do you mean, homeowners insurance doesn't cover floods? [ heart rate increases ] man: a few inches of water caused all this? [ heart rate increases ] woman #2: but i don't even live near the water. what you don't know about flood insurance may shock you -- including the fact that a preferred risk policy starts as low as $129 a year. for an agent, call the number that appears on your screen. >>> not long ago, kelley mcnaughton injured her hand when she punche

i know people can be mad on both sides. i think it's the only way forward in terms of immigration reform, that we focus on the things we agree on, not that which we don't and build the trust so that we can get something done. i've said this to the president. my colleagues are aware of my position. and again, it did, i'm sure, aggravate people on both sides of the issue, but it is the principle position that i've taken and i believe it's the right one. >> the role of religion. you are a jewish republican, the only jewish republican in the house. you started your discussion after you lost, according to the old testament, talking about your jewish faith. your district is .25 of 1% jewish. your opponent is david brat. i want you to listen to what he said. >> the miracle that just happened, this is a miracle from god that just happened. that miracle did not just float down from heaven. >> do you think there was anti-semitism involved in your defeat? >> listen, i don't ever want to impute that to anybody. you know, as you rightly

that's not really what it was like to hustle i you know i hustle the road i go yeah i know dad there aren't amish people blowing it was a movie. but no i never i never hustle people who play a game if you only know i threw out questions who thrive answers ok first girl you kissed. first girl i kissed oh geez it was the neighbor girl i think and she was like two years older than me and i was city i think it was miami my my grandparents of the miami and i must have been like eleven or twelve she was thirteen something like that yeah did she tak you see canada did little. i wish i did i don't funniest comic on story funny is comic con story. well i mean this you know not to disparage the poor guy but this struck me is just kind of charming and i saw a guy dressed as wolverine one year and he was walking by all tough and the claws and everything and he stopped and then took a hit on his adamant taylor you know i think about wolverine he's going to race and so is to me the disparity between the thing what superhero would you want to be. i have the i have the spider-man dream a lot to

i know that word is offensive to some people but i don't i'm not sure i know straight jews who act like i got a piece of like. it doesn't have anything to do with your sexual orientation other than bob as to what bothers you. racism doesn't bother you bad words don't bother you what bob vision i hate. i hate frauds and pretentious people in my i don't know i hate people who's not comfortable with themselves that scares me they'd phoneys yeah i hate people who don't really like what they like when you mean. for. for example is it's like people who don't really like you don't really like that you just like i've known people who've i only like stuff because either i like it or is too cool thing the like or things like that and that's these people aren't comfortable with them soon to do like to like like they'll base their opinion all someone else's opinion because they don't want to be like the odd man out like that's what scares me. that puts so much like dude you don't like that goddamn shirt why did you wear that because it's the type thing right now you don't even look how you think of

i don't know about -- yeah, no, i don't know why i'm wasting so >> jimmy: i could read a thousand ofe the way you set that up. >> it's fraet. some parents didn't have a problem with it. >> jimmy: last time you were here you were in a bit of a fix because you opened your own coffee shop. >> yeah, dumb starbucks. >> jimmy: sticking to that parity law thing, huh? >> we got shut down by the health department. it wasn't because of them, but it was kind of stuff because i was making a tv show and running a coffee shop at the same time. so it feels good now just to be making a tv show. >> jimmy: and you never did get in any legal trouble from that? >> no, the health department let us off. i think they had to scold us, but they also thought it was kind of silly. they tried to keep a straight face and do their thing. yeah. >> jimmy: i gotcha. >> you said you were going to put in a good word with the mayor. >> jimmy: that was my prank on you. the idea of your show is, you go into a store or you contact an individual who runs a business. >> right. so dumb starbucks, it was a thing i was doing f

i know that is not related to collisions as much as neighbors concerns, but i would like to know more of what's happening with the working group and will make sure peter and i will work on the large working group especially given the casino busses and justly tour buses. >> i will definitely convey that to john. i know his report is really broken down with respect to short-term solutions that are implemented within 6-9 months would include the driver education curriculum and focusing on longer term solutions that might be more applicable to some of the scenarios you are describing. >> i know with the tour bus issues around al mow square and i see a reason for mitigating the impacts and regulate as much as possible. >> i know john mentioned that in presentations of the example of it being a safe way and analogous to other operators outside of the city and how we can partner with other agencies to increase safety in san francisco. >> thank you, commissioner, mar. commissioner yee? >> just a follow up with commissioner mar's question about the large vehicles. i didn't get a sense of the d

i know c.n.n. the m.s.m. b c news have taken some not slightly but the fact is i admire their commitment to cover all sides of the story just in case one of them happens to be accurate oh. that was funny but it's close and for the truth and might think. i'm ok it's because when full attention and the mainstream media works side by side the joke is actually on the we're going to be ok. and our teen years we have to print for. the good because the news of the world just is not this funny i'm not laughing dammit i'm not you. but i thought. you guys took to the jokes well handled it makes sense that i'm.

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it's a very it's a huge responsibility i want to and i want to be my best and you know i had a cold over the weekend and it's like you know i wake up every morning and i'm and if i end. but i'm also here a human i'm human which just sucks because i want to be like super human and be sort of you know invincible but it's a it's a big responsibility but it's also a you know it's a dream it's a dream to be able to make something happen ever forget a line of course i have i had a moment yesterday where i went up on a line and i finally going up yeah like yeah going up yeah so and i'm literally thinking in the after crossing me slip staring at me and i'm reaching for i don't even know what i'm reaching for but something just for some type of word but yeah it happens but what they told me with veteran actors do is say something say something most of the time most of the time if you're really in the moment the exact words might not come out but something really simple come out so you can sort of think you're right there and you need the yes moment to yes no have you ever wondered over on stage w

"i don't know, 20 cents." "20 cents?" "i don't know, is that bad?" ughter ] >> jimmy: mom, you should be psyched! i got a stamp! >> she literally said "is it legal tender?" [ laughter ] i said, "yeah, i'm sure if you got enough mike myers stamps you could buy a car." i'm on a stamp. i'm on a stamp! >> jimmy: get happy for me, please. >> she said, "do you not know anyone else who's on a stamp?" i said, "yeah, one other person. her majesty, the queen." [ laughter ] what can i do? >> jimmy: what do i gotta do over here? >> i'm doing my best, man. >> jimmy: yeah, come on dude. >> you know -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you got one other person. >> very flattering. unbelievably flattering, and i just want to thank whoever in the canadian government who decided to put this idiot on a a stamp. thank you very much. it's all crazy -- it's all -- i can't believe it. >> jimmy: and also on your resume, now you're are a a director. >> yes. >> jimmy: this is fantastic. i love this documentary. i have no idea who this guy was, shep -- shep gordon. >> shep gord

i myself anal a mixed race mexican and danish i don't know how i fit into that. so it was very difficult with her that putting together those graphics for you to make it understandable for us we could go forward with our outreach and present something that makes sense it is hard to represent that because we don't have the data on the parents i was the one that was trying to crunch the number we ended up asking the parents to put down their children's race to compare to the race in the district i wanted to clarify we struggled to put that on paper to make sense to you guys >> thank you very much. i would like to say that i think commissioner mendoza-mcdonnell question is a valid question we're asking that question all throughout this district. it's we have known for a long time when i was a community organizer that black parents were treated differently than the asian and our white parents so they experience i have bio remarkable children i couldn't speak for their experience as a bio racial person i've been told i can speak as a chinese-american person but not sp

and i don't know if i all know what that means. [laughter]. but i said "i don't really dance." [laughter]. i just prefer to be a man. an american citizen. and i pay my taxes, i want my rights. so freedom, equality and justice are what i pursued, i pursued it at all costs because nothing else would substitute for that. no trophy, no formal popularity and because i was helped as a young man, i knew that my life's work would be to help others. so that's -- that's what you have here [ applause ] >> bill, what -- what took you down that path that you took? i was reading gore for glory, you have stated that i have never been one to pursue being liked. from day one i was about being respected. and what took you down that path that 22, 23 years old? >> well, i guess it started when i was born. my mother and father, the first thing i knew about life, was my mother and father loved me. i was born in the segregated south in the '30s in louisiana. >> louisiana, uh-huh. >> and my mother, our first conversation said to me, there's nobody on this planet any better than you. also there's nobod

i don't know, i can't tell you how many, because i don't know. ugh men that -- i hate to think that i did it, you know. >> so let's think about that, tammy. here's a chance, where were you a prostitute? why don't you talk about the area you worked as a prostitute, and from what years. so if somebody is watching this and they recognize you, maybe they could get themselves tested, right? >> well, but that doesn't mean that they probably got it from me because there's probably, i would not be the only one that they've been with. so they can't determine. there's no fact that my blood was in your blood, you got it from me, i got it from you. or whatever, what not. because you know what, i could have tried to find out who i got it from. it wouldn't work that way. and vice versa. i've been with so many men, he's been with so many women. he don't know if he got it from me or he got it from the next one. >> dietz later told us that most of her prostitution activity after contracting hiv occurred between 1998 and 2001 in knoxville, tennessee. >> how is your

you know he kobe is very bright you know yeah sure you know i don't think a lot of people know that do you think at the end of a career he might go to another team with a shot to win one more i wouldn't i wouldn't say i would not put it past like the knicks like the knicks i. you know a lot of that if you really of. i think we're still in new york right now. and i think. finishing his career in the next two three years here in l.a. if there's not a real opportunity for him to to win a championship here the thought of him leaving may shock laker fans i don't think i wouldn't put it past him going in search of another one or two championships and i believe personally that's going to get done in new york you know i really do and i and i don't i just believe in phil i've been around him and i know that kobe's had his greatest success. with phil in a leadership capacity so reuniting of the two i don't think is on realistic thought but what about phil jackson i've known him for some time and not intimately what is so special about him. boy. what a he's. he's connected spiritually so i threw

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i don't know what i'll tell him. i don't know. maybe i'll tell him the truth. i don't know. if the consequences are that he can't forgive me and he doesn't want to be with me, then that's something i have to live with. >> coming up -- >> i'm going to visit with my mommy. >> jessica styx gets a visit from home. >> you have writing on your arms? >> they're tattoos. >> jessica! >> i know. no, no, no! stop! humans. one day we're coming up with the theory of relativity, the next... not so much. but that's okay -- you're covered with great ideas like optional better car replacement from liberty mutual insurance. total your car and we give you the money to buy one a model year newer. learn about it at libertymutual.com. liberty mutual insurance. responsibility. what's your policy? there was a boy who traveled to a faraway place where villages floated on water and castles were houses dragons lurked giants stood tall and the good queen showed the boy it could all be real avo: whatever you can imagine, all in one place expedia, find yours does your mouth often feel dry? a dry mouth can

i don't know. ut i'm in here for a reason other for than the crime that i did, that god has a plan for me. i'll be all right. i'm going to make it. >> you're moving my head that way. >> i'm not moving it, you're moving it. >> i said i want a nice little haircut and he gives me a bald head. >> kirkpatrick rejected the lessons he had learned from his biological family at a very young age. that's when all his problems began. >> my mom gave me the best advice that she could. everything that has happened in my life, she told me that was going to happen. everything. you know, okay, phillip if you go home and you study for your test tomorrow, you're going to do good. if i did that, that's what would happen. okay, phillip, if you keep running the streets and gang banging and using drugs you're going toned up in prison. that's what happened. you can only lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. you know what i'm saying? >> kirkpatrick was 13 years old when he joined a notorious hispanic gang, one

i was twenty three. you're lucky you're a baby you know you're a kid kid you were young i guess i don't feel know i don't even know how to feel facebook twitter instagram you use a ball you don't use of the only thing on my phone is instagram and i use that even post stupid funny photos or photos that i sit in color just to look at pretty photos but i hate all of that to be honest you know tweet i mean i do but that's in the early in the morning or late at night when i wake up to let you know i have a show or whatever is on my mind and in that i snap chat i hate all that you're said in the past stupid it's making behaved so stupid make it occurred to me you say that colleges are not what makes a young individual happy but you present a vigil well you don't go to college you know you think you missed something by having a higher is not at all i mean i didn't think it would have been sick to do the way college looks at movies but i'm living a life that no one else really does to live and it's not i'm not saying that going to college is bad but it's not for everyone and i remember my mom. i'm trying to push

my first job in book publishing i thought, you know, i don't know what i'm doing, but i fancied myself possibly an ad man, a madman. and i thought, well, all you need to do is come up with a good tagline, and you could sell a book like that. so i said to myself what's simple, straightforward, to the point, and i came up with buy this book, it won't kill you. [laughter] and i announced it at a meeting -- >> don draper. >> it was rejected without discussion. there ended my advertising career. [laughter] but i use that as an illustration of sort of probably not a good way to sell books. [laughter] i sort of open to the panel, maybe we can start with bethanne because she's an author, she's done a book on the social media side, the old school media side, you know, what are some of the more effect ebays you've -- effective ways you've found to get readers to pick up a book? >> it really is true that word of mouth is still the most effective way to get books out, you know, at all. and so what i would say in my experience is that anything that helps replicate or expand on that word of mouth, a

and i know that we are looking into rent stabilization. however, i think that with the cultural equity grants and to be able to use them for the facility related needs and i think that the structure exists and i think that it is just cleaner to move it into the cultural economy grants to increase that grant allocation, and number one, and number two, when we go through this hearing, process and we begin the discussions, with the grants, or with the city administrator and the grants for the arts and the arts commission at the stable around the cultural equity in general and we can look at the broader discussion about what this truly means in terms of service and providing service to provide equity for arts organizations in general, and i don't necessarily, i am not necessarily, comfortable with such a small dollar amount, being specified, for potential capitol, because capitol expenses are so costly, and many instances these are smaller, organizations, and with the need for a specific project, or they can also, there are other different vari

between these countries i don't know it's. it's difficult i don't even know whether it's possible at all you know but i would love to see them in in that kind of harmony you know because they feel they feel great here together they never quarrel. clashes peace. can have coffee. yet. as usual i just want to take a look at our report oh. yes it was in the news international i don't know maybe it's not authentic b.b.c. they face a bit i just it's been cut off by sea where rebels nobody cared about that hundreds of really the silver forrester breached the constitution is time and several days that's too late when i've reached eighty five people have died as is the better of those chair from the best starvation aussie's or if they don't take a trip to the spread. i heard we are not allowed to go any further because the military people who are controlling the situation here on the ground told us that the us now i praise and the raw demand in iran for this building but it's not only from bullets that people here are dying nothing on i

i don't know if i can get away with that. >> i think so. it's an all-day note. >> yeah, it is. >> you're expanding on it already. >> and i grant you that excuse. >> thanks very much for joining us. you won't see him tomorrow. >> hope to see you, though. bye-bye. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- amanda seyfried. will ferrell and chad smith. featuring the legendary roots crew. and now, here's your host -- jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody! welcome, welcome. thank you very much. thank you. hey! thank you very much. oh! that's good, buddy. oh! that's what i'm talk about right there. that's a hot crowd. amazing crowd. welcome, everybody. welcome. to the "tonight show." thank you for being here. thank you very much for being here, everybody, and thank you for watching at home. here's what people are talking about. i want to congratulate 32-year-old stephan jeffrey for wi

i think is he hit me out of the blue you know to tell me that he liked the song that i. recall you know which is actually happened to be in the same city and i told him come a studio and it kind of has had it it was it wasn't planned well did you make of his use of the word i think we all make mistakes especially as young people i think if i was found on tape saying some things are fifty i would want people to see you know and i think the fact that he's owned up to it and i ran away from him is something that we need to very much encourage you know because people do make mistakes and people do have blemishes but blemishes but to actually don't work they're saying we are made mistakes is the word to use and where you have from time to time. but not in the malicious way really never you know it's. coming up you know in urban environments it's it's taught to us you see all the old guys using it and its power is taken out of the word because it's using endearment you know me language changes i'm told this is the most personal or i believe you as an adult as a min. you know ma

but i just -- i don't know. e that's why i like the life so much because i've had a boring -- you know, i mean, everything was straitlaced, by the books. >> what are you going to do when you get out? >> hm? >> you have a college degree, tara. >> i know, but i got felonies. i was 20 going to school for being a dental assistant and i graduated. but while i was there, there was a girl, she was like, you should come to the massage parlor and work because you have a good personality, you know, you're pretty, da da da. i'll be honest, i had no idea, but i just jumped right in there and just joined with her, and it just came natural. and really, once i got the money in my hand, i wanted to do another one and another one and another one. >> as goddard moved from the massage parlor to a street prostitute to an online escort, she refined her practice. >> i wouldn't get on top of a trick. that's too personal. i wouldn't kiss them. i would say at least 85% of my men are married with kids. i overexaggerate things to make them

i know c.n.n. the m.s.m. b.c. fox news have taken some not slightly but the fact is i admire their commitment to cover all sides of the story just in case one of them happens to be accurate. that was funny but it's close and for the truth from that might think. it's because one full attention in the mainstream media works side by side the joke is actually on here. and our teenagers we have a different brain. ok because the news of the world just is not this funny i'm not laughing dammit i'm not how. i see. you guys sort of jokes well handled stuff that i've got to. it. is a. welcome back to cross talk we're all things are considered i'm peter all of our mind you were discussing mainstream and alternative media. any i go back to you in paris it seems to me another trend here is that news out words that claim to be jeff do are being more in more often punished by the consumer because i think most people believe that this whole theory of objectivity is really gone that's why they go to fox you know even if that's why

i know it came up last week. supervisor breed had also brought up the need, which i agree, came up at an analyst report regarding future planning, strategic planning. that was another position. and i know you have difficult decisions to make. that is just for your consideration with respect. thank you. >> thank you, chief. supervisor breed? >> chief, i got an e-mail from your office with the information. i couldn't remember if that was distributed to the entire committee or just me. >> i believe it was to the entire committee. >> okay, thank you. >> thank you. >> thank you, chief. we have department of emergency management up, [speaker not understood]. >> good afternoon, chair farrell, members of the board who are here. ann crone enberg, department of emergency management. we have worked closely this past week with the budget analyst's office and are now in agreement with his report. >> okay. colleagues, any questions? if none, mr. rose, can we go to your report, please? >> yes, mr. chairman, member of the committ

i know that from perm experience but i also know this in running the city for over 23 years in various forms we've been out there at the shared responsibility with our parents and the housing authority to make things better and now a group of wonderful agencies like our scapegoat and our public works department and public utilities commission a lot of youth groups through our various programs. to try to help you make a better success in our lives i've very proud of the students here today because we want to be of help the city officially wants to help you. i pernicious want to help you as well that's why i appeared this weekend with joe on the street soldiers program to acknowledge the successful students i've got to meet 3 of the esmeralda and jackie and their so articulate i know i think you're going to go well beyond your dreemz i see in you the spark of success and i want to say thank you to the entire group of agencies that are sitting here with me beginning with board president david chiu our school board and assistant superintendant gerrero is here and our wonderful housing auth

cool. >> jimmy: i know. all these movies i watch. >> watch the fingerprints. >> jimmy: i know. the fingerprints, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] like we're ever going to watch this thing. my player i don't know where that thing is now. i sold it a garage sale a a couple years ago. now let's talk about the "edge of tomorrow." because i went to go see this. i saw it in imax 3-d. >> yeah, cool. >> jimmy: which is just the way to do it. it's so much fun to watch a a movie in a max 3-d. >> i love it. yeah. >> jimmy: and all the action and everything in this i said this movie is like "ground hog day" meets call of duty. it's like -- >> jimmy: and that was i found out not just -- i thought you were wearing a the foam outfit and running around. it was real metal. >> no that was real. it was a real suit. weighed about 85 to 125 pounds. >> jimmy: it's so rad. it's so cool. i mean, why would you do -- why wouldn't you just wear foam? >> we didn't want to do cgi. we wanted to have it real. but it was a fun character to play. f

. >> i know that. >> and you know i can't comment.agine that we would be part of some effort to intimidate someone as an investigative purpose. just can't say it. >> i think the chairman and i have other questions i would like to submit for the record. >> the gentleman may do so under there was a committee. the chair recognizes the gentleman from tennessee mr. cohen for five minutes. >> thank you mr. chairman. first of all it's very good to see you. i was pleased with your appointment. the last time i saw you was i think when you were here for the hearings about the justice department and some unusual circumstances in which you were heroic in your duties and so is truly commendable that you were appointed and you are serving. we have had the last few days of congress moments of silence, a moment of silence has almost become a regular ritual for killings. we had one yesterday for the school shooting in oregon. we lost a child. we have won the day before for killing of law enforcement folks in nevada. there was just student who was kill

>> i just don't know. i think it's been a while that those conditions have existed. >> yeah, it's been a while, right? my concern is there's some narrative here that seems to be perpetrated among the american citizens that somehow things have exponentially decreased south of the border and that's counterpart to this exodus south of the border into the united states. that's what's causing it. i'm not sure it's true. you don't know at this time of any metric that would support that. >> not metrics. >> so do you think there's any difference in our policy? and i would agree with the remarx of mr. barletta that a congress that has implied that wholesale amnesty might be in order if you make it across the border. but are there any other policies from the administration or otherwise that might be contributing to this circumstance currently on the border? >> i think that we're addressing in the broad spectrum all of the things that i believe will help make this better. >> i understand. but is there any particular p

simpson, i think you know his record. >> okay, just stay on the line. >> i don't want to stay on the o beat the [ bleep ] -- >> just stay on the line so we know what's going on until the police get there, okay? are there any weapons? >> i don't know. he's back and the kids are sleeping. i don't want anything to happen. >> o.j., could you please leave? >> seven months later, nicole brown simpson was dead. >> i miss nicole terribly. i know that she's here. i know she's with me. i just remember myself being so angry. and it took me 13 years to get over that anger. i want to be able to remember nicole as we were, the fun times we used to have. the good times. the joking around, horsing around times. >> and it's as raw and painful as it was 20 years ago. >> ron is in my thoughts every single day. there's not a day that goes by that i don't think about him. it's not buried somewhere inside, it's right at the surface. >> the lives of the brown and goldman families shattered. so too the iconic image of o.j. simpson. >> we saw, perhaps, the falling of an american hero. >> in his court appear u

he looks exactly like anthony kiedis. >> yeah, i know! y: sometimes you what? [ laughter ] what? no, no, no, no. questlove, no, no, no. ♪ whoa, whoa. all right, nevermind. no one does anything. no one sometimes does anything. >> i call him justin all the time. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. absolutely. oh my gosh. basically they should start a a cover band. will and justin. >> yeah, you're right. they should. they would be really good. they would be doing bits all the time. they wouldn't be playing music. >> jimmy: yeah, they would love it. >> and god knows if they know how. it would be funny. >> jimmy: yeah i don't know if will knows how to play the drums at all. but we'll see. we'll find out tonight. >> i don't know. >> jimmy: hey, "mean girls." >> yes. >> jimmy: 10th anniversary? [ cheers and applause ] >> 10 year anniversary. >> jimmy: it's been 10 years already. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's bonkers. >> yeah. i checked my retweets sometimes. just because it's like getting a like. >> jimmy: yeah, it's very exciting. >> and i usually only get

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i don't know man i don't really know if i agree or not i think it's an you know with the n.f.l. they can make the rules that they want to make right and recently the n word has become a flashpoint of controversy in the n.f.l. because of the richie incognito situation with the miami dolphins because of the cooper situation with the eagles so you know a lot of times you're going to hear that word on the field as a term of endearment or talking to one of the other do you know that you have other teammates right but then how do you legislate that and at the same time inforce rules about not saying it well if it comes from a white player then you have to find that differently or a panel penalize that differently or every judge was and there's a lot on the referee first of all why is it the n word is the only word that is going to fall into this perhaps any racial slur at that wherever you want to the fancy word you want to use for that title relating to the word like to me which were if you're going to pick one they need to all be a part of it or you can't just have one of the and th

that's friendly to russia and i think you know the e.u. has behaved. really started this crisis by saying it's all or nothing for ukraine and i think you know ukraine really has to nestle between the two blocks and it also has to have autonomy in the east simply because of the political situation there whether we'll get to that point i don't know but certainly there is a tug of war there to try to. ukraine from the russian influence you know markets it's very interesting i've been said something that i think is absolutely right is that you know the european union is uncompromising this government in kiev is uncompromising no negotiations in this is this is insanity here and this is what's causing all of these deaths you know pushing all mention decentralization federalization that's been talked about for months now all of a sudden he talks about it is effectively his own idea absolutely because for the united states government and the european union it's a matter of it's our way or the highway there's no compromise and the way in which she