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jack black will be here in a bit to delight us.ar-old, 3 feet tall. last week he crushed shaquille o'neal, and tied kobe bryant. tonight, he will take on his most difficult opponent. he will go head to head with metta world peace. you know, if you watch us regularly, you know from time to time we skype with people in their homes, tonight, our contestants are nba legends, joining us now, first from his home from california, seven-time all-star, james worthy. [ cheers and applause ] >> james, are you going to be able to get around your house without the goggles on? >> i'm not sure. we'll see. they're not prescription. they're just for protection. i still might need them. >> your opponent tonight another hall of famer from his home in san diego two time all star with the portland trail blazers, welcome, bill walton. >> well, thank you. i know you're on your fifth set of knees. will that be an issue tonight? >> i'm ready to go. >> shake virtual hands. it's time to play skype scavenger hunt. >> jimmy: i'll ask you to find an item, or it

eat world, like my band that has me in their name, we have music from shakira, our guests will be jack blackld peace, after the game in the west, first guest tonight enjoying a story-book career, grammy awards, diamond teeth, prison time, even near-death experiences. but he is alive and well, his newest cd is called "i am not a human being." please welcome the unstoppable lil wayne. ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm very happy to see you, how are you? >> i'm great, how are you? >> jimmy: last year you were scheduled to be here, and for some reason you were not actually here, and somebody from the studio audience came and pretended to be you. >> i heard about that. >> jimmy: what happened? was there a scheduling problem? >> honestly, i don't know what happened. >> jimmy: and then you were scheduled to be here in march, but then you had a health problem. are you okay now? >> i'm good. >> jimmy: may i ask what happened to you? because i think we were worried that you were going to die. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you know that everyone thought you were going to die? >> i didn't know that.

he's a good-looking man. [ applause ] michael frolik was voted most likely to be the love child of jack black that one. michal handzus was voted most likely to have just realized he forgot to clear the internet history on his wife's laptop. [ laughter and applause ] daniel carcillo was voted most likely to be a golden retriever stuck in a man's body. [ laughter ] where's the puck? where's the puck? where's the puck? dave bolland was voted most likely to pick his nose at a red light. [ laughter ] that's interesting. brad marchand was voted most likely to make you a pizza in 1983. [ laughter and applause ] marcus kruger was voted most likely to call his father "father." [ laughter ] chris kelly was voted most likely to have a best friend named beavis. [ laughter and applause ] heh, heh. heh, heh. dougie hamilton was voted most likely to have a best friend named butthead. [ laughter ] heh, heh, cool. >> jimmy: johnny oduya was voted most kravitz-y. [ laughter ] kaspars daugavins was voted most likely to yell "cookies" after scoring a goal. [ laughter ] and finally, milan lucic was voted most lik

our guests will be jack black and 2-year-old trick shot titus ashby takes on lakers forward metta world time zone and after the game in the west. our first guest tonight has enjoyed a storybook career in rap music with multiplatinum albums, grammy awards, diamond teeth, prison time, even some near-death experiences but he's alive and well and as lil as ever. his newest cd is called "i am not a human being 2." please welcome the unstoppable lil wayne! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm very happy to see you. how are you? >> i'm great, man. how are you? >> jimmy: last year you were scheduled to be here, and then for some reason you weren't actually here, and somebody from the studio audience came and pretended to be you. >> i heard about that. >> jimmy: what happened? there was a scheduling problem of some kind? >> honestly, i really don't know what happened. >> jimmy: and then you were scheduled to be here in march, but you had a health problem. >> yes. >> jimmy: are you okay now? >> i'm great. yeah. >> jimmy: well, good. may i ask what happened to you? because i think we were worri

you can see a man in a red jack pet black hat taking the $2,500 custom mountain bike off of the public bus rack. anyone with information is asked to call petaluma police. >>> a witness helped police track down a hit and run driver in san jose this evening. robert honda sent in these pictures of a motorcycle that was hit at 7th street near spartan stadium. the person on the motorcycle suffered serious injuries. the witness and a police officer chased down the suspected hit and run driver who was then arrested. >>> family and friends held a vigil to remember a young mother. she was killed when she just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. new at 10:00, maureen is live in san jose and tells us that the woman died just as her life was beginning to look up. >> reporter: dozens here came to the church to remember this young mother said to be shy and overcoming big hardships while raising her young daughter. more than 100 people came to the church to remember the mother, a 23-year-old san jose mother killed in a freak accident. the family she had been living with wore hawaiian

you can see a man in a red jack pet black hat taking the $2,500 custom mountain bike off of the public bus rack. anyone with information is asked to call petaluma police. >>> a witness helped police track down a hit and run driver in san jose this evening. robert honda sent in these pictures of a motorcycle that was hit at 7th street near spartan stadium. the person on the motorcycle suffered serious injuries. the witness and a police officer chased down the suspected hit and run driver who was then arrested. >>> family and friends held a vigil to remember a young mother. she was killed when she just happened to be in the wrong place at the wrong time. new at 10:00, maureen is live in san jose and tells us that the woman died just as her life was beginning to look up. >> reporter: dozens here came to the church to remember this young mother said to be shy and overcoming big hardships while raising her young daughter. more than 100 people came to the church to remember the mother, a 23-year-old san jose mother killed in a freak accident. the family she had been living with wore hawaiian

recent luminaries have included david meltzer, steve dixon, and jack hirsch man. >> you can black as out of the press, blog and arrest us, tear gas, mace, and shoot us, as we know very well, you will, but this time we're not turning back. we know you are finished. desperate, near the end. hysterical in your flabbergastlyness. amen. >> after the readings, the crowd headed to a reception upstairs by wandering through the other gallery rooms in the historic home. the third floor is not usually reserved for just parties, however. it is the stage for live performances. ♪ under the guidance of musical curators, these three, meridian has maintained a strong commitment to new music, compositions that are innovative, experimental, and sometimes challenging. sound art is an artistic and event that usually receives short shrift from most galleries because san francisco is musicians have responded by showing strong support for the programming. ♪ looking into meridian's future, she says she wants to keep doing the same thing that she has been doing since 1989. to enlighten and disturbed. >> i rea

black jack pershing. you get the point. if i can find these characters, if i can find a story you don't know i get excited about that and hopefully it gets you excited as well and makes you want to read the book tour least learn about these people. i was a little hesitant about that, what can i tell you about world war ii you don't know? back to what i said about hollywood you know all those stories, you know d-day and pearl harbor and all that stuff and i began to find things, began to find the story of north africa, when the americans go to war against hitler we don't go to europe, we go to north africa and the first thing we do is we get our butts kicked by a guy in casting pass into nietzsche. that is not a movie hollywood is going to make because it did not a movie americans want to see but it is what happened and that was interesting. i can't tell you how many people wrote to me and said i didn't want to like that. but can't help but. is a good character. i was going to do korea. i have been getting a lot of letters a

bernard jack and black lab boris are living in a camper in the parking lot of walmart outside of townon their neighborhoods with their new neighbors. the hood family is in this parking lot with more than a dozen other families and campers and there are parking lots like this scattered across colorado springs. but there is some help. there's a company offering free wi-fi, use of cell phones, offering hot showers, whatever support they can. dana does not find their address but she finds their street. >> the only house listed are on the total loss. >> how many? >> one, two, three, four, five, six. >> well, we were optimistic. now we need to start looking in a different direction. >> reporter: alex won't tell his kids but it's tough to hide his feelings. >> don't assume. all right? >> reporter: your wife looked at the list and it's hard to keep her from crying and i'm sure it's hard to keep yourself from crying. >> yeah. >> reporter: how do you do it? >> i'm dad. that's what dads do. >> reporter: still no confirmation on their home but there are no fatalities, no injuries, and the only mi

the call it black jack tuesday. our financial officer of blackberry the dow off 76. . mortgage rates on the rise over the last three weeks. jumping significantly from a month ago. we have the dow of 76 yesterday's nasdaq down 20. and the s&p 500 fell down 93 right now we're sing tao futures down 58. the slide will continue. the opening bell coming up at 630. at 645 will go inside to what is happening with our financial expert rob black. >> 513 right now we will be back with more in a couple of minutes with developing new as weather and traffic as well. let us take a live look from our roof on van ness avenue in san francisco. we are in for an ok day but we have a bit warm up sock about this weekend. will be right back. [ male announcer ] erica had a rough dah y. there was this and this. she got a parking ticket... ♪ and she forgot to pay her credit card bill on time. good thing she's got the citi simplicity card. it doesn't charge late feesfe or a penalty rate. ever. as in never ever.ve now about that parking ticket. [ grunting ] [ male announcer ]r the citi simplicity

remember, a couple decades ago, jack nicklaus was asked why there were so few black golfers. cks had different muscles than white people. just zip it, jack. go on to something else. >> yeah. i'm not even going to comment on that. thank you, terence. no need. some things should just stand on their own. i don't mean to be facetious. thank you, sir. appreciate it. see you next time. >> thank you. >>> all righty. we'll be right back. [ male announcer ] it's intuitive and customizable, just like a tablet. so easy to use, it won a best of ces award from cnet. and it comes inside this beautifully crafted carrying case. introducing the all-new 2014 chevrolet impala with the available mylink system. ♪ [ beeps ] ingeniously connecting you to your life and the road. that's american ingenuity to find new roads. and the road. uh-oguess what day it is!is?? huh...anybody? julie! hey...guess what day it is?? ah come on, i know you can hear me. mike mike mike mike mike... what day is it mike? ha ha ha ha ha ha! leslie, guess what today is? it's hump day. whoot whoot! ronny, how happy are folks

and just because i know numbers, doesn't mean i can play black jack and count cards.ation or crud -- the paperwork that comes through my house and it's like that doesn't mean i can discriminate between what i pay attention to and what i throw out and what i don't. it's all matter of how do you use this information. and the idea is just because you have information, maybe can use what they have -- >> stephanie: right. >> caller: if they have a mind to, and so it's like -- >> stephanie: right. [overlapping speakers] >> caller: their espouses and stuff like that. that's wrong. >> stephanie: yeah, and that's what i'm saying if the point is to spy on us -- but as far as we know, that is not what it is. it is metadata. it's looking for patterns that you might find among terrorists so i think it's important to know they are not looking -- trying to figure out what they are saying that your emails or listening to your phone calls. >> as far as i know yet. >> stephanie: yes. but i was right about the pole dancing so i could be right on that too. >> i think they are looking for

. >> perfect time to play black jack. >> people there like this. i know. >> all over the place.eally felt kind of old because i was all dressed and ready to go and up for my morning and all of these people still out from their last night. >> i hope you're walking around with someone, you know, that you're not walking alone flew the casino at 3:00 a.m. i just -- young, beautiful, i mean. >> got a team of people. >> i was with someone who already got propositioned this morning, so people are kind of crazy out here. >> that's what i mean. >> people come out and lose their mind. >> you need muscle with you. any one even look twice, history. >> you would get them for me. thank you, joe. appreciate it. the reason we are here is because of hp discover. you can probably see behind me, this is a huge arena. this is the company's annual event here in america. it's how they meet with customers and explain their strategy, they show off the new technology and try to win more business. they are here for three days and if you want to know the numbers there are 12,000 attendees, 3200 companies

black form rest fire. we've got kyle kirkland here, daniel burn and their three dogs kya, jack and shadow and first, we want to share with you, of course, our sorrow for you losing your home, but you were asked to leave in the first evacuation. when did you learn that this was is serious is this. >> i was actually at work, and i got a text message from one of my boys' parents on my soccer team asking me if we've been evacuated and not knowing what was going on, i turned the radio on and by that time we were already in the mandatory evacuation, so i locked up the gym early and speeding down the black forest to grab the dog. >> reporter: what did you have? >> i was at work. he only could grab the dogs. he didn't have enough time. we had smoke around the house so grabbed important things and got out as fast as we could. >> reporter: i understand it was difficult to get back and get the dogs. a friend told you things were getting serious around the home. how tough was it? >> it was tough by the time i got back, the police closed it off and i got out of my car and asked them listen, i have three dogs, it will ta

bernard jack and their 14-year-old black lab boris are living in a camper in the walmart parking lottside of town. >> kind of double back. >> they listen for updates on their neighborhoods with their new neighbors. the hood family is in this parking lot with more than a dozen other families in campers and there are parking lots like this scattered across colorado springs. but there is some help. a company offering free wi-fi and use of cell phones and people are dropping off pet food and offering showers. dana does not find their address, but she finds their street. the only houses listed on freman are on the total loss. >> how many? >> one, two, three, four, five, six. >> we are optimistic. now i have to start thinking a different direction. >> alex won't tell the kids until he knows something for sure. but it's tough to hide his feelings. no. >> your wife looks at the list and it's hard to keep her from scrying and i'm sure at some point it's hard to keep yourself from crying. >> yeah. >> how do you do it? >> i'm dad. that's what dads do. >> there are tens of thousands of people wh

being a male white, 25 to 38 proeksly wearing all black clothing and what appears to be a ballistic vest. >> reporter: the suspect fled in the hi jacked car, intermittently stopping and firing wildly with an ar-15 assault rifle. >> he went so fast. he got out of the car, and he was standing in the middle of the intersection and from the left to the right he started blasting around. >> reporter: police believe the shooter fired on this suv killing the driver and critically wounding a passenger. he then abanded the vehicle and shot a woman who later died. he fled into a library as stunned onlookers looked at each other. >> we kind of looked around at each other. he panned around and shot at me. i jumped away as he started panning and i heard a whoosh go by my head. >> reporter: the school went under lockdown and students huddled in side as the gunman made his way into the library firing as he went. by this time the officers caught up with him. >> the officers went in and directly engaged with him and he was shot and killed on the scene. >> reporter: police haven't identified all the bodies but the two in the house were apparently his fa

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jack always been there for me. been like a big uncle. >> and here all we have is each other. we're family. we're family. >> as far as race, blacki got a natural life sentence. i got too much on my mind to worry about hating a whole race of people. if i'm going to hate them, i'll hate one son of a bitch at a time, not a whole race. >> coming up. >> he lost a lot of blood. that's why they had to airlift him out. >> a young inmate with a violent past learns a few lessons from an old timer. and later. >> we have shampoo, weed, conditioner is heroin. >> gang investigators discover the secret codes inside the confiscated manifesto. my mother made the best toffee in the world. it's delicious. so now we've turned her toffee into a business. my goal was to take an idea and make it happen. i'm janet long and i formed my toffee company through legalzoom. i never really thought i would make money doing what i love. [ robert ] we created legalzoom to help people start their business and launch their dreams. go to legalzoom.com today and make your business dream a reality. at legalzoom.com we put the law on your side. and make your business

true and falling down in that black hole, i'm now personally pretty convinced this incident as described by kraft last week did transpire. vladimir putin did straight-up jackobert kraft's ring from him just because he could. why is this relevant? because this is how vladimir putin rolls. earlier today in all of his strong man glory, the same vladimir putin sat across from president obama for a two hour one-on-one meeting, the very, very difficult issue of the civil war in syria came up. difficult because it is a civil war that is escalating and one in which russia and the u.s. find themselves on opposite sides. the russians supporting the regime of bashar al assad, their -- have repeatedly exercised their veto power along with china, to block u.n. sanctions against the syrian government. something putin argued yesterday did not breach any rules or laws. in defending his side, during a press conference with david cameron yesterday, putin brought up a video, one we've talked about a lot, that surfaced last month showing a syrian rebel apparently eating the lung of a government soldier. >> you will not deny the fact that one hardly should back those who kills

black forest fire in less than 24 hours has more than tripled. it's the deadliest in state history and officials say it's far from done. jack hitton was one of many to get the bad news. >> when you hear a total loss, you go numb. we look at each other and cried a little bit and we just try to decide what is next. >> reporter: but the racing flames are consuming homes faster than officials can keep track even burning where previously spared. >> homes we knew were standing yesterday i personally witnessed go down last night. >> reporter: many evacuees could wonder what they will find once they are allowed to go home. >> it is what it is. so i either have a house or i don't. there is nothing i can do about that. >> reporter: black forest is a type one fire, the worst there is making it a national priority. already thousands have been forceed to evacuate with more joining them daily as the ev evacuation zone continues to grow. hundreds of firefighters struggle against 30 to 35 mile per hour winds that force the winds in ever changing directions. helicopters and military planes drop water and flame retardant and black forest is

even jack nicklaus liked it, high fiving cuechar's son. u.s. open less than two weeks away. >>> if a black running across the field brings bad luck, what does a husky bring to the table? the loose husky isn't a mascot for either team but managed to take center stage during an ncaa basement tournament game. peaceful and just checking things out. after a brief 90-second delay the dog made his way out of the stadium, allowing arizona state and cal state fullerton to proceed. a lessen in cameras are always rolling. coming in at number three on bleacherreport.com's lineup, during a rain delay in last night's yankee/red sox game, the weather got a little too close for comfort for both teams. loud thunder nearby made the yankees almost jump out of their pin stripes. there were three different rain delays in last flight's game. no word yet if tededy bears or blankets were requested for any of the players involved. >> but the dugout caught a lot of "i want my mommy". >> i think you guys said that. i didn't say that one. >> the yankees should have been scared of the red sox pitching. it doesn't take

black hole. >> the president should have gone the ahead of it as soon as white house officials knew about it. jackhe group manager, a self-described conservative republican is one who elevated it to washington. all people who testified on this said the white house had no involvement. there is an attempt on the part of some people to implicate the white house but the person who spread this was a conservative republican based on these groups calling themselves the tea party. bill: i think it was john schaeffer and he did describe himself as a conservative republican. they are going to cincinnati and they are talking to employees trying to figure out what they did and when they did it and what reaction they got. she says she was micromanaged to death by an irs lawyer who worked in washington. every piece of correspondence had to be reviewed by warn and she talked about -- reviewed by washington. and they were instructed how to handle the case. that's when they started gathering examples and shipping them up to washington'. that's where the story is. >> there have been various reports of the lawyer un

jack city to -- >> jungle fever. >> the whole deal. >> we love -- >> it was just -- a bombardment of media. that blackt it hook line and sinker. >> even in hip hop, people are saying how awful crack cocaine is on one is and the lamenting the laws that condemn it. >> it's such a convenient target. such a convenient thing to talk about. what do we have in the parallel of that period. we have the deindustrialization of our urban areas. if you want to look at the history of the last 25 years, really, district, you're going to see factory after factory after factory closing. >> that's right. >> one of the fundamental realities is that you've taken areas where often people were invited to, come to the south to the more en lightened north, come and live in the neighborhoods. you have ripped the economic core out of them, right, and you say, well, it must be the drugs that are the problem. >> as soon as we come back, i want to talk about alternative toss this and -- because i want to be clear, parents, we're not encouraging you and your children to smoke crack together. that's not what's going on here. we wan

producer, traci, that a person dressed all in black fatigues seemingly brandishing an assault type weapon, came out of the house, stopped the car in order to car jackhey wouldn't move, he shot the woman in that car. she was injured and shot in the shoulder, not killed fortunately. and then it seems we had the blue bus incident where people were injured in that, but not killed. the blue bus, the santa monica city public transportation. and then what happened here at santa monica college, with several people shot. and a gunman described, again, all in black fatigues, possibly wearing a vest, that had heavy boots on, and knee pads. this was somebody who had clearly planned this out, had clearly come to do this. i want to chat now with priscilla morales, who was in the library. you heard the shots. how close were they? how many shots did you hear? >> i heard three shots. and they were right outside of the location to where i was. i was on the second floor. it happened downstairs on the first floor. >> you were studying with your friends. what was the situation like in there? >> we were studying and just seeing people outside running. then we were like,

jack up the pressure on the gun. >> the vomit gun. >> shot in the face with a pellet rifle filled with dyed black k-y jelly. i did a take.lberg said we need a pg scream. that was kind of an "r" scream. >> stephanie: that was a porn scream. gem. [ screaming ] >> ow, stop it, ow, quit it! >> stephanie: wayne knight, are you now on the ex-s on tv land on sunday night. wednesday, june 19th. say again? >> yeah, wednesday the 19th. we're premiering right after betty white goes live without a net on hot in cleveland. >> oh, cool. they're doing a live episode on "hot in cleveland" and you're on right after that. >> stephanie: it is a sitcom about three divorced men living across the hall from their divorce attorney and hilarity ensues. >> i hope so. otherwise it sounds like a miserable night doesn't it? >> stephanie: tell us more about the series. >> well, the landlady across the hall in our -- she is kristen johnson who had worked with me on "third rock from the sun" and one of my cohorts is from scrubs david alan bash who did the starter wife. all of those folks have done sitcoms before. >> stephanie: i'll say. >> the writing

black right now paula deen apologized to it. >> bill: so he had a run-in with a car door. >> he ran his face into a car door that was open and he got jackedicture of it. really ugly. particularly for somebody who is on television. anybody. yeah. exactly. we're going to talk immigration here at the top of the hour. david jackson will be joining us a little bit later. give us a preview of the president's trip coming up and also about white house embarrassment over being unable to track down edward snowden. but first -- >> announcer: this is the "full court press." >> couple of other stories making news, speaking of paula deen there her dissent continues as she continues to spiral toward irrelevance. she lost another endorsement deal yesterday. smithfield hams announced they are ending their partnership with the recovering racist. deen has been thai spokesperson for several years and will have to peddle pork elsewhere. the story should take another interesting turn tomorrow morning because wednesday she will be appearing on "the today show." she had agreed to show up on "the today show" last week and stood them up but she has assured them sh

black community, you will continue to see detroit. it was in the reagan administration, now deceased member of congress jack kemp and reagan's economic adviser talked about urban economic empowerment zones. yet, we don't hear anyone talking about them. and if we don't have that sense of entrepreneurship, then you don't have that sense of self-reliance. and if you don't have that sense of self-reliance, if you don't have individual sovereignty, then you have expansive growth of government. you don't have fiscal responsibility. so why is it so important that we have a conservative agenda that is pro family, because it is in keeping with our values as conservatives. unlimited government, fiscal responsibility, of individual sovereignty, of the free market place. of course, as we gave homage to the soldiers today for 238 years, we must continue to defend that which is the greatest in this entire world -- this constitutional republic that we call home. if we don't take that message to every single corner, to every single community, then we're going to lose this great nation. so we can sit here in this great hotel and talk about pro family