affleck. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's about a -- >> alan alda. >> jimmy: alan alda. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how, oh look, it's judd hirsch. everywhere i look, there was somebody famous. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah, all over, yeah. all over the set. >> jimmy: even if you looked in the mirror. you're like, that's me. [ laughter ] matthew broderick, so, that's cool. >> wow. yeah, me. >> jimmy: it's about a robbery, though. this movie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i was wondering, did you ever get caught stealing or doing any robbing of your own? i never read about it anywhere, but maybe. >> yeah, i don't like to, you know. but i will talk about it a little bit. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you bury that in the press. >> yeah, you know, there's some things i don't go into. >> jimmy: absolutely, yeah, but here on our show, you're free. >> my life of crime, yeah. i did, all that i can remember a little bit of shoplifting as a maybe 9-year-old. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> you know -- >> jimmy: like gum or something? >> like, wacky packages -- >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> if you remember what those were. >

>> jimmy: 127 hours.eve: you fast forwarded. >> jimmy: i fast forwarded the last hour. [ laughter ] i knew what was going to happen. i saved myself an hour. >> steve: yeah, you know? >> jimmy: he'll figure it out. >> steve: i know the ending of it. >> jimmy: he'll figure it out. yeah, yeah, yeah. yeah, yeah. that's -- so, how long is that movie? >> steve: it's 123 hours. >> jimmy: no, the movie is probably what? >> steve: probably 90 minutes. >> jimmy: is it two hours, maybe? >> steve: two hours. >> jimmy: so, you got to watch that probably 60 times, 50 something times. >> steve: over and over again to relive what that guy went through. >> jimmy: here's what you do. you put your hand in that couch cushion. >> steve: got it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hit play, and start watching the movie. and see how nuts you go. >> steve: on repeat. >> jimmy: then, watch the next one and fast forward the last hour and eat your arm off. [ laughter ] >> steve: cut it off with a knife. bust a bone. >> jimmy: what did he do? >>

you need the "o." >> jimmy: yeah, jimmy o'fallon.tty good, right? >> he was dead serious, though. did you see how he was looking at -- like, when he won, he was like, "no doubt. it's real rap." you know? [ laughter ] real talk on the "late night" show though, you know i mean? real rap, son. that's how i do it. you know i mean? >> jimmy: they don't lie, they don't smile. >> yeah, you was like, "congratulations." he was like, "no doubt, jim. no doubt." >> jimmy: yeah, whatever. yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] "you called me in for a job, i did the job." >> "yeah. no, i did what i did, you know i mean? yeah." [ laughter ] for real. for real, this my deal, though. i'm on all late night shows -- i'm just merkin em. killin em." [ laughter ] all late night." >> jimmy: yeah. >> "killin every one." >> jimmy: he's just killin everyone. >> "it's what i do, son." >> jimmy: he was great. -- so, i was like, "oh it's cool." that was the first time i ever did that. >> that was fun. that was fun. >> jimmy: i can't do that. i can't freestyle. i'm the w

>> jimmy: yeah.lled smg, sex, money and guns. >> jimmy: uh-huh. [ laughter and applause ] >> and we just run around and shoot people with shotguns and -- and lances -- >> jimmy: it's fun right? >> -- chainsaw them. you know what it is. >> jimmy: i follow you on twitter. you're great on twitter. >> thank you for helping me get on twitter. >> jimmy: oh. >> early in the game, you and qwest, you guys kind of jumped me off. 'cause when you get on twitter no one knows you're there. and certain people say hey, follow this guy. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and now, you know, i've been on there a couple years, i'm enjoying it. i'm having a great time. thanks to you. you got me started. >> jimmy: i appreciate that, thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you did all the work. you ought -- you had to go to jury duty. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean -- >> i don't like court, period. i'm on a court show, cop show, but in real life, no cops, no courts. >> jimmy: you want to say away from that. >> yes. so, i, you kn

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[ cheers and applause ] shout out to neil, for his great work. >> jimmy, jimmy, jimmy, jimmy!>> i didn't know you were doing shout outs. can i do one? >> jimmy: sure, go ahead. >> great, can i get some music? ♪ all right. what's up? this is questo, questlove, and i wanna give a shout out to the newest member of the roots, mr. mark kelly, on the bass. [ cheers and applause ] mark has worked with everyone from mariah carey, to meshell ndegeocello, to mos def. he's bootsy collins approved. and when you see the roots coming to a town near you, enjoy him, all right? peace, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, it's good to have you, mark. welcome buddy. >> that's not important. that's not important. let me do a shout out. >> jimmy: oh, sure. come on, what's up? go ahead, buddy. >> shout out to nips. get your mind out the gutter. i'm talking about these delicious-ass cream candies. [ laughter ] nips. they got caramel, butter rum, coffee, chocolate parfait. all the flavors of the nippy rainbow, baby. and get that werther's original nonsense out my face, man. some old ass

>> i had tacos, jimmy. >> jimmy: you did? what kind? >> asada. >> jimmy: very nice.e they hard or soft -- >> no, the soft. >> jimmy: oh, the soft, really? is that why you're so soft? >> i think so. >> jimmy: it was a sad greasy foods night for chaz bono tonight. they all are. are you really shocked? tonight, chaz was eliminated on "dancing with the stars" because, well, because of this. chaz received the lowest score of the night last night. his dance lacked fluidity or maybe it had too much. i'm not -- to be honest, i'm not sure what fluidity means. chaz and his partner lacey will be here later. they were mad last night and they were mad tonight, too. >> overweight woman in this competition, losing weight, they love you. if you are an overweight guy trying to do this, they penalize you for it. bruno makes comments about me being cute and cuddly and this every -- ewok with the princess like this, like i'm so fat troll dancing with this beautiful woman every week, you know? and i'm sick of it. >> jimmy: it's bruno versus bono tonight. i hope he's still mad when he get

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and now, "the x factor" -- >> and i like you, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, thank you. >> i do. >> jimmy: i appreciateh about this show for like 30 years. let's do it already. and now it's here -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: finally. it's a giant. this hit is like -- i mean this show is a huge hit in england. you can't even walk away from this thing. it's on the cover of every paper. it's like -- you have shows that are a spin off from "x factor." it's major. >> yeah, we're always in trouble with the show in the uk. >> jimmy: yeah, why? >> oh, i don't know. well, we don't have any rules on it, so every -- almost every day there's a front page story about "x factor" scandal this and that, but you know, i like all that. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah. but it's just like people saying, "oh, he was too harsh on this person." is that still happening? >> a little bit. yeah. >> jimmy: why? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: it's so silly. we know that you're just being honest. yeah, you break hearts and ruins people's heads -- [ laughter ] i mean, deal with it, you guys. get used to it. "american idol" has been on for h

>> jimmy: yep.> jimmy: the beautiful and talented star of the new show "heart of dixie," rachel bilson is stopping by! [ cheers and applause ] gorgeous. and making their tv debut tonight, music from jeff the brotherhood! [ cheers and applause ] these guys are good. going to be good times. going to be fun. going to be fun more than anything. the whole show is going to be great. i can't believe that it's fall already. it's definitely one of my top four favorite seasons. [ laughter ] it reminds me of being back in college, lugging around books, spending nights in the library reading and expanding my mind. i think -- [ laughter ] >> steve: how many nights exactly was that? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well -- >> steve: i know you're a doctor. >> jimmy: it was a book on timothy leary. >> steve: oh, there you go. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think we all should expand our minds. i know what you're thinking. you're thinking, "what if a book won't expand my mind? how would i even know?" easy, calm down. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: no. >> oh. >> jimmy: -- go for it. what is it?uess i'm allowed to say. cello. >> jimmy: yeah, that's not the game, guess the instrument. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right, good luck. >> all right. all right. whoa, this is heavy. does anybody play the cello by chance? do you hold it like this? >> jimmy: you need a thing, too. you need a thing. >> i need a thing. >> jimmy: yeah. you need this thing. here you go. just put it on the floor. i think you put in on the floor. there you go. and use this guy. >> thank you. >> jimmy: great. good luck. >> okay. i need to like, think about this. >> jimmy: go for it. >> wrong way! >> the other way! >> oh, thanks guys. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: any guesses roots? >> i don't like where to put it. >> jimmy: is it "jaws?" [ laughter ] theme from "jaws." ♪ >> wait, that sounds like what -- i'm trying to go for that. >> is that the rhythm, or? ♪ [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: oh, so close. [ scattered applause ] what the heck? "london bridge is falling down." [ light laughter ] >> okay. >> jimmy: that was

>> seven hours. >> jimmy: seven hours long. >> 45 courses. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: where do this big. >> jimmy: oh, little tiny. but even so, 45 is a lot. >> i had to take a break at half time. >> jimmy: i ate -- i once ate 75 chicken mcnuggets, i could barely finish my large order of fries. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: so this is the beginning of the meal. >> that was the -- that's one course. >> jimmy: what is that? what's on the spoon? >> it's an olive. >> jimmy: okay. >> it explodes. it's some sort of exploding olive. it's a chemical reaction that happens in your mouth and it goes -- and it tastes like an olive. but it's not an olive. >> jimmy: and this is? >> that's a mojito. >> jimmy: it looks like a snow cone with french fries in it. >> no, it's a mojito. it's filled with alcohol and it's sugar cane. i was drunk off one of those little sugar sticks. >> jimmy: this is? >> that, i don't know what that was. i didn't eat it. it was -- >> jimmy: you didn't eat this? >> very spanish and the spanish eat it. it's called -- i don't know. >> jimmy: is that a razor clam? >> it's lik

jimmy. >> jimmy: congratulations.ughter ] hey, how you doing, pal. let's see what you got. [ drum roll ] >> i think my phone actually messed up. i don't think it took a picture. >> jimmy: wait, let's see. >> it's blank. >> jimmy: oh, i know what this is. [ light laughter ] you didn't screw up at all. no one screws up. no such thing as a screw-up on our show. you won 15 seconds of holding hands. not with me. [ laughter ] >> steve: you won 15 seconds of holding hands with a "cell phone shootout" contestant of your choice. holding hands is a fun and convenient way to demonstrate affection and establish trust. it's easy to do. a guaranteed conversation starter. so, pick a pal and start holding a hands! >> jimmy: there you go. all right. let's start the clock. 15 seconds, enjoy. ♪ [ scattered cheers ] [ laughter ] >> whoa! [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: all right. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: it's a family show! paint shakers, stop it. stop that. paint shakers, stop it! stop it! paint shakers, stop it! [

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, man, oh, man! [ cheers and applause ] that's what i'm talking -- that's what i'm talking about! get it out! let it out! let it out! welcome to "late night." this is "late night," you guys, my name is jimmy fallon, and welcome to the show. hey, did you see this? last week, president obama's uncle, onyango obama, was arrested -- [ light laughter ] -- onyango obama. he was arrested for drunk driving in massachusetts. yeah. you could tell he was an obama because he was going left and then right and by the end, you couldn't tell what direction he was headed. [ scattered applause ] political, very political show. >> steve: cutting edge. >> jimmy: onyango. onyango. that's right, obama's uncle, onyango. [ light laughter ] that doesn't sound like a name. it sounds like a way to order movie tickets online. doesn't that? like -- [ as announcer ] -- a

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, everybody! welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon," everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome. we're going to have fun tonight. [ cheers and applause ] it's going to be good. it's going to be a fun show. hey, this is cool, you guys. last night, president obama had dinner with a u.s. postal worker who won a contest to meet him. and the mailman was like, "wow, someone who takes longer to deliver than i do." [ laughter and applause ] it was a long meal. every time obama tried to pass the salt, it got rejected by republicans. it was just weird. it was like -- [ laughter ] did you hear guys hear about this? two lawmakers in new york have proposed a bill that would make it a felony to sell fake maple syrup and label it as the real thing. [ light laughter ] or as one confused occupy wall street protester put it, "we did it! what?" [

how may i assist you. >> jimmy: hey, it's jimmy. jimmy kimmel. >> jimmy kimmel!y: yes. >> did you hear the terrible news about president fatty pants? >> jimmy: yeah, i did hear that. yeah. >> this is terrible news. we've been working all weekend for many hilarious fatty jokes. and now we must go to bed. >> we worked very hard. >> jimmy: yeah, i know, i'm sad about it, too. you had some good stuff? >> oh, very good stuff. >> very good stuff. >> jimmy: well -- can we hear any of it, maybe? >> what is the point? there is no chris christie in the race. what is the point of a joke? >> what is the point of a joke? >> jimmy: yeah. [ laughter ] just give it a try. you have the jokes written, right? >> yes. >> yes. >> yes. >> jimmy: let me ask the audience. do you want to hear the joke anyway? [ applause ] they want to hear the joke anyway. >> okay, well, that would be a great pleasure. roger is the master of tom foolery. >> jimmy: yeah, he is very funny. hey, roger. >> knock knock. >> jimmy: who's there? >> jelly donut. >> jimmy: jelly donut, who? >> ah, don't worry abou

>> jimmy: oh my god.tay over here for hugs." and now my mom is giving a toast and there's a weird jack nicholson impersonator behind my mom just going like, "hugs, hugs, hugs?" >> jimmy: you're ruining this thing, gosh. >> but he was awesome. >> jimmy: yeah. >> see, there he is. there he is with jack. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> he's even got the belly. he's got a good jack nicholson belly. >> jimmy: yeah, he's better off to the side. he's a better jack nicholson. >> lighting in the side is really good. >> jimmy: yeah, that's just pretty amazing. i love it. "just as good as it gets." >> that looks like a creepy pedophile show through the wedding, this one. hey. >> jimmy: dude, you live in l.a. now? >> yes. >> jimmy: but you're a new yorker? >> i know. i wanna -- >> jimmy: we miss you. >> i wish i was in new york. because new york is the best. [ cheers and applause ] i want to retain, like, my new york street cred, but i don't think i have that anymore. like, i was coming on the subway down here

>> jimmy: bono. >> talk show. >> jimmy: me. >> pass. >> jimmy: all right.der? >> time! >> jimmy: we're up by two. all right. here's the deal, you guys. rrrround three. now, here's the way round three works now. it's the final round. eva and i are back up, and we can only give silent clues. >> charades. >> jimmy: so it's like charades, yeah. now, we can act like the person. we can give clues to get our partner to say the name. anything, but no talking. are you taking off your shoes? >> yes. >> jimmy: oh my god, you really are competitive! >> we're getting very serious. >> jimmy: you really are competitive. >> okay, all right. here we go. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: oh my gosh. you're gonna go first. >> all right. come on, dan. >> jimmy: let's just send vibes. >> no words, no speaking. >> no speaking? okay, good. >> just acting. >> yep. >> okay. >> jimmy: and 30 seconds on the clock. here we go. >> vampire. robert pattinson. dracula. salute sailor, oh, my gosh. okay. salute? miss america. pass, pass. >> obama. >> oh. [ laughter ] >> justin bieber? [ laughter ] [ buz

and here he is -- jimmy fallon! cheers and applause ] captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you! [ cheers and applause ] welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." you guys, today was the start of the major league baseball playoffs. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. the yankees play the tigers in new york. the rangers play the rays in texas. and the red sox played "angry birds" on their ipads. [ cheers and applause ] it's a fun game. it's a fun game. have you guys seen this? regis philbin is now starring in a new commercial for advil. yeah, because when you have a bad headache, what you want to hear -- [ as philbin ] "how are you doing this morning?! [ laughter ] why are you holding your head right now?! you must feel a pounding in your head!" [ laughter ] this is insane. a woman in indiana was arrested for drunk driving in a golf cart while she was on her way to buy a scarecrow. [ laughter ] when cops asked if she had been d

>> jimmy, this was a wedding gift. my wife loves it, i hate it. >> jimmy: what is it?> i don't know. it's -- >> jimmy: it looks like a guy making out with a dove. >> she's going to kill me for putting this on. >> jimmy: who gave that to you guys? >> um -- it's our -- in-laws coworker. >> jimmy: oh, what's the name? >> i can't remember. >> jimmy: oh. for an extra $100, would you be able to remember the name? >> veronica. >> jimmy: veronica. all right. i don't believe it, but okay, you win that one. that basketball's not so bad. all right, next one. $400 -- go to the bathroom, wrap yourself up in a roll of toilet paper and come back as a mummy. okay? whoever is most mummy-ish -- i like watching people run around their apartment. this could be a show, right? people running around their apartments looking for things? in real life there's more cursing when you're trying to find something. i don't know where their bathrooms are located in reference to their living room and i don't know what that room is there, but -- wow, they must really be getting wrapped up. i guess it's

>> jimmy: oh, no! ♪ oh, no! >> it's not over yet. >> jimmy: go in there. >> geez! >> jimmy: yeah!right, i'll take it. my ball is on fire. oh, i didn't mean that. boom! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ audience ohs ] ♪ oh, my god. ♪ ♪ >> ah! >> jimmy: 21 seconds left. ♪ >> grabs the rebound! and they keep the ball moving. ♪ >> jimmy: two seconds left, here we go. ooh! yeah! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] gosh, we love him so much, shaquille o'neal! "nba jam: on fire edition" is available for download. go get it. you will? oh, my gosh. evan rachel wood joins us after the break. stick around! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ male announcer ] at&t and verizon charge you extra for going over 2 gigabytes of data. t-mobile slows down your data speed. with sprint you don't get charged extra and you don't slow down. and you get unlimited data, text and calling to any mobile -- for only $79.99. the best unlimited plan...wins. make the most of unlimited data with a brilliant screen on a pencil thin phone. introducing the samsung galaxy s ii epic 4g touch. trouble hearing on the phone? visit sprintrelay.c

jimmy kimmel! cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, hi there, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for -- [ applause ] for braving the elements to be here tonight. i appreciate that. those of you in the audience know, something terrified happening here today in l.a. i woke up this morning and there was liquid literally falling from the sky on -- and it -- it seemed like it was aiming at me. [ laughter ] the rain gods are displeased with us. we must sacrifice a real housewife of beverly hills. there was a lot of flooding here today. people were using their implants and collagen just to stay afloat. someone started bidding an arc, they were lining kardashians up two by two. very scary. but it seems to have stopped now. if anyone wants to join us, the guys in the band and i are planning to flow about old couch in the l.a. river. we don't get many storms here. in fact, until today, i thought the l.a. storm was our women's indoor soccer team. [ laughter ] i was totally

don't make me go this way, jimmy. >> jimmy: i'm going to make you. >> i'm too scared. >> jimmy: well, that doesn't matter to me. oh, look at that. >> i think i smell a monster. >> jimmy: kill it! >> no! oh, no. >> jimmy, you're not good at this game. >> jimmy: i know. >> stop getting me hurt. >> jimmy: i will, in ten minutes. >> dicky: the sony ericsson xperia play, get in the game. >> jimmy: "jimmy kimmel live" is back in two minutes with david spade, brett ratner, music from frank turner and tyra banks. fffffffficiency, its profile is sculpted for optimal aerodynamics.... it reduces wind resistance, in an irrestible sort of way. the ford focus with up to 40 miles per gallon highway. babe, no cell phones on the honeymoon. i'll just check this text... oh no! what's the matter? mcrib is back! i'm gonna miss it! i married a fourteen year-old... [ male announcer ] mcrib saucy goodness is back for a limited time... the simple joy of big news. [chase freedom gives mcryou 1% cash back. is back for a limited time... and the largest cash back card only gives you a quarter percent until you sp

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here's jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, and i'm the host of the show.ching. thanks for joininghe [ cheers and applause ] in my fortress of solitude. that's very kind. welcome. welcome to our visitors from near and far. am i the only one who was a little bit disappointed that nobody got hit by a falling satellite this weekend? [ laughter ] you know, you get all revved up and then nothing. this was the first -- this last weekend was the first official weekend of fall. it's hard to believe summer is over already. i'll tell you, i'll always remember the summer when i went to tijuana and finally lost my virginity. [ laughter ] gracias. here in l.a. we don't really have seasons. the only way we know it's autumn is when ryan seacrest's tips get a little frosty. [ laughter ] is he still fras iosting? doesn't matter. for the rest of the country autumn is the time of the year when the leaves change color and the trees go bald, so tonight to welcome the new season, we rented a leaf blower, and we asked some people out on the street to put it right in front of thei

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